memes-and-shitposting

[wraith geode]

basically

jews say theyre different

(its not)

[small bridge]

Yes we Muslims can eat kosher

[wraith geode]

kosher = halal

[nimble berry]

The same rules as kosher

Kosher is "good"

Not kosher is "bad"

[wraith geode]

fun fact kosher salt is not actually kosher

[nimble berry]

Something about cloven hooves being unclean

[small bridge]

Like i said, all I need is some ice cream and milk and toppings and I just made myself a halal milkshake

Most ice cream sold here are halal

[nimble berry]

Wait harem is bad

[wraith geode]

yea but mcdonalds milkshake usually are made with gelatin

[wraith geode]

u go against allah

[small bridge]

I had a mcflurry

[wraith geode]

those are ice cream

[rugged glade]

https://youtu.be/RA3_Ty3U29I

[nimble berry]

[ember dagger]

[rugged glade]

That monkey would fuck you up

Jesus

[small bridge]

Don't worry McDonalds in Malaysia are guaranteed halal

[wraith geode]

yea but still, milkshakes dont sell well

in malaysia

so theres no reason to add another product when the entire line doesnt sell well in the first place

[small bridge]

Get yourself a coke instead

[wraith geode]

im a pepsi fan sorry not sorry

[small bridge]

Get yourself some mountain dew pitch black

Only in Malaysia

[nimble berry]

I have some stored away

[fast storm]

we in france

[rugged glade]

That bad huh?

[fast storm]

yea man

[crystal otter]

Shawty playing hard to get 😮‍💨😭😭🤞

[sterile delta]

You’ll get her soon 🙏🙏🙏

[crimson tapir]

Fortnite accent

[steady bramble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1074783799210147950/caption.gif

[steady bramble]

lmfao

[carmine herald]

i did not realize this was a channel

[carmine herald]

is that rizzler the rizzator?

[inland lake]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/817370538573561856/1125674318479773727/RDT_20230417_064332.mp4

[crystal otter]

Things i have accumulated over my course of tiktok

Heres one more ig

[frigid gust]

uwu

[steady bramble]

y u even using tik tok

[ember dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/114590890156097536/1125599894451789877/Dueting_Tiktok.mp4

[floral yoke]

Me: Someone here, is a owl

My friend: Who?

[tender jackal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/557298370205581325/1125017020832956508/done.mp4

[neat cedar]

New GTA mobile heist DLC looks wild 👀

[ember dagger]

he shot his ass

[warm sleet]

@novel veldt

Why is there alot of losers in this server

[lyric badge]

Sorry we tried to keep them out but you just kept coming

I mean they THEY

[warm sleet]

Wtf

I did not ping him

[lyric badge]

I don't know if you knew this but people can like... see this channel

Perhaps you are confusing it for dms?

[warm sleet]

Im just messin around,but he said something like "ping me if you wanna see nsfw"

[lyric badge]

ya lost me

[ember dagger]

his ass is really studying

[hasty cipher]

I will never allow anyone to take my dreams away from me

I want to fly across the Atlantic on the back of a Canadian goose!

[sullen hemlock]

Best part of this video was it's bg music which is REMOVED in this edit

[potent merlin]

⚠️

[azure zealot]

They hunt in packs

Whats the name of a bunch of cars

[gloomy heron]

A meet, or in the case of mustangs, a tragedy

[azure zealot]

They hunt in meets

They hunt in tragedys

[gloomy heron]

Bro isn't just sturdy bro is immovable

He started with a backflip into it

He wins instantly

[gloomy heron]

No, it just is a tragedy once they're done.

[azure zealot]

They hunt in meets and become tragedys

Sorry england is not my nature language

[brisk pollen]

in my room

[potent merlin]

Right next to Danny Ocean

[azure zealot]

I want to feel them

[topaz meadow]

they’re definitely so soft

[azure zealot]

Ikr

My grandpa has normal bunnies and their ears are soft imagine those

2 big soft courtains

[topaz meadow]

i need to get a bunny nowww

[novel veldt]

@copper crater @final zealot

reminded myself of this meme

[copper crater]

hahhaha 😭😭

[celest pagoda]

I don't even know what my name mean

[azure zealot]

My name is mahmud ibn al-baz

Bet you didnt know that

[royal moat]

[novel veldt]

im sorry 😭

[carmine patrol]

I know an American girl named "Whisper"

she does not whisper. ever. God I wish she would've instead of screaming like a banshee being sucked into the spoof vacuum from F.O.P.

[topaz magnet]

heyyy

[crimson tapir]

1873 calories probably

Nvm new guess

3460 calories

[crimson tapir]

125.8k calories

[topaz meadow]

leatherface

[topaz magnet]

yes

[topaz meadow]

errr i weigh around 115 lbs

[crimson tapir]

Not you the rabbit

[steady bramble]

im sorry for your loss

[steady bramble]

very skinny

[scarlet dune]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/86177841854566400/1125951860243705906/Zoobe_-_4th_Of_July_Diet_Bunny.mov

[sterile delta]

BRASIL NUMERO 1 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷

[gloomy heron]

VOCÊ VAI PARA O BRASIL, NÃO TEM ESCAPA 🇧🇷

[novel veldt]

@celest pagoda

[carmine patrol]

yeah the online mode kind of tanks

[azure zealot]

Translated

[gloomy heron]

It says "you're going to Brazil, there is no escape"

[gloomy heron]

It's boring if you're not committing horrible, unthinkable crimes

Like driving stagecoaches full of people off bridges, etc

That's how it's intended to be played

The story is a lie

Arthur and John are deranged psychopaths and the gang is too confused to realize it

[azure zealot]

Its not correctly written

Você vem pro brasil, não tem escapação

Would be the correct phrase

Or para instead of pro

[gloomy heron]

I don't speak Portuguese

I translated it

[azure zealot]

NO FUCKING SHIT

IM TELLING YOU THAT THE TRANSLATION IS WRONG

USE YOUR BRAIN

[gloomy heron]

Wow, relax bro

It is NOT that serious

Typical ps4 mentality

[azure zealot]

Sorry, some people are just so dumb it makes.me lose it

Im not even ps4 i just like the role color

[gloomy heron]

I'm not dumb I just don't speak every language under the sun

Eh, fair enough

How am I supposed to know if it's translated right if I don't speak the language

[azure zealot]

Ur not

Thats why i told you

Im not telling you to reprehend you, just telling you its wrong in case u do it again

Then you ll know it was wrong

[inland lake]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/824181586635390996/1125895856411914280/6Q1fTw98qVtNc03W.mp4

[scarlet dune]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/698625741289685222/988279653196259338/trim.AD9563AA-CF6D-4A17-82BF-FFCCF25A26CB.mov

[hasty cipher]

I’m going to invent a sport named pigball

Where you ride an oinking pig around a mud pit chasing a bouncy ball

[celest pagoda]

It's boring

[azure zealot]

Can probably do that in minecraft with some mods

Isnt that just rocket league

[summer wolf]

what in the world is that

[gloomy heron]

I think it's a seal

[celest pagoda]

@azure zealot

[steady bramble]

I don't get it

[celest pagoda]

Bmw m badge on an audi

[tender jackal]

DAH SWIMMY BOYE

[gloomy heron]

me, playing hitman 3: walks up to a door
guard: "you can't come through here,"
me: attempts to do so anyway
guard: "asshole. i'll never let you through here for as long as I'm alive!"
me, who has basic problem solving skills: shoots him 3 times in the face, goes through there

am i wrong for picking up what he was putting down? i mean he clearly intended to tell me that i could just kill him and go through.

[slim topaz]

That's illegal

[steady bramble]

what is a 'bmw m badge'

[cobalt peak]

the blue and red stripes

[wispy stag]

Thats cool

[subtle light]

Same

[azure zealot]

Criminal

Those badges on non ms already trigger me so much

[lyric badge]

@tropic swan the rare electrician specific meme

[tropic swan]

Worst part is I don't get the US cable wire system

Yall use white and black

[ancient heron]

Girls Pay Attention💀💀

[storm nebula]

WAGT'

[cerulean flicker]

@granite rampart

[ember dagger]

lol

[celest pagoda]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/656313493435187211/1126178105350967296/358156621_290235890244434_3425005316639918009_n.png

[granite rampart]

Awwww mon lové

[heavy sluice]

What can I not post here

[cerulean flicker]

lmao, this one got me tripping in the first 10 seconds

[heavy sluice]

Never approved 😭

[granite rampart]

Nice crater I hope @cerulean flicker can dig one

[cerulean flicker]

[granite rampart]

That’s deep

[cerulean flicker]

lol

[granite rampart]

You know where else it’s deep right?

Better crater

Same crater better photo

[cerulean flicker]

chill

[granite rampart]

Okay😁

That’s 1,200m deep

[inland lake]

read le pins

this guy has a brother!??!

ITS TUNAK TUNAK GUY

[novel veldt]

https://youtube.com/shorts/7I12F3crDuc?feature=share

@celest pagoda you'd love this

[jaunty night]

@latent crest

[celest pagoda]

💀💀

[novel veldt]

It's got melon

[ember dagger]

literally me

[potent merlin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_BmV7uFvVQ

[ember dagger]

i saw a meme about this before

it was

"how emo mfs cut their sandwich"

or something like that

the voices are winning

[crystal otter]

Bro where did you get that video of me

Stalker

[crimson tapir]

Need a GW3 game

[vivid heath]

Pfp checks out

[carmine patrol]

upload fail

[past beacon]

*Gta 5 remastered 3

[outer pendant]

Guys did you know theres was a guy In the JFK assassination with an umbrella on a sunny day and just before JFK got shot dead he lifted his umbrella and then he went to court and Said "no this was a protest blah blah blah" so the CIA could get away with it

[elder sedge]

Pfft, remaster? That would need effort. They'd announce more online content first or just port to next gen consoles with the same graphics. Lol

[past beacon]

wasnt that the 2nd remaster basically?

[elder sedge]

Nope same graphics. Just lazy port cash in. They are doing the skyrim thing without the extra benefits.

They just go "What if you just buy it again?"

[crude fog]

Yes, the millionth funny staged reaction video

[bitter relic]

Staged or not that grandma is still funny as fuck

[bitter relic]

They also provide shade from the sun

[potent merlin]

Bro I'm trynna post some shi

How do I get approved

My Favorite 🍿

[steady bramble]

he figured it out

[novel veldt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/434284316747497472/1126240705174577263/MP9utSRDTJDOyq77VarXx3fQiEok_fx1pZ_D0ikX_a4.png

@coarse igloo

[coarse igloo]

it's thursday, josh

are you high again

[novel veldt]

Not in my realm

[sterile delta]

Real

[prime breach]

not real donut12?

[sterile delta]

wdym not real

There is not a single person that would dare soil the donut12 image

[prime breach]

real donut12??

[sterile delta]

Did you JUST change your pfp

[prime breach]

no

[sterile delta]

Or is this 2 people

Ok so this is 2 people

You did

You liar

[prime breach]

no? it's just a gif, so maybe you hovered over it?

[sterile delta]

mhm ok I’ll believe you

[crystal otter]

What

[steady bramble]

ah yes a chemistry joke

[potent merlin]

Yessir

[wispy stag]

Is this cat edible

[prime breach]

No

[wispy stag]

My cing cong friend said yes

[outer pendant]

I am just now realizing that he could have said that in court

[scarlet dune]

The Reunion and the Grimace Shake

Ai is crazy

[wraith geode]

hey at least paris has bread around this protest

[azure zealot]

@coarse igloo more sea bunnies

[coarse igloo]

i want the pikachu

[azure zealot]

I like the clown and the spun of light ones

They are so cute

[coarse igloo]

you can keep them as pets

[slim topaz]

[potent merlin]

[brazen moon]

That's alot of cars you didnt want lol

[slim topaz]

Issi dupes

[brazen moon]

Aye thought so

What lv are you?

[slim topaz]

272

I was everything in the game, I was reset before I was lvl 500

I was rest 3 years ago

[brazen moon]

Not bad bro

Yo need to be having a few fist fights though 😅

[gloomy heron]

leaving Los Santos is impossible, and any attempts to do so will result in some supernatural force destroying any mode of transport you attempt to use to do so. this is similar to the state of Ohio.

[rancid acorn]

i hope you contract a mysterious illness with no chance of survivng

[gloomy heron]

same ngl

also it seems as if this ocean is bottomless

i've been sinking for around 20 minutes

with no noticeable bottom being hit

According to Google it's around 5 miles deep, at which point you just stop sinking in terms of movement.

It's really kinda sad that rockstar put this much effort into GTA just to stop

And make it a cash grab consisting of them selling our own cars back to us.

[rancid acorn]

wdym this much effort

[rancid acorn]

what, stretching the ocean really far and adding sharks so you cant reach that far is effort now??

[gloomy heron]

No, but just little shit like how they just didn't put a wall

And had it... sorta make sense as a death barrier?

In story mode you'll die to a shark

They didn't do that in online but still

[rancid acorn]

i dont see what ur complaining about here

[gloomy heron]

And just how everything used to be thought out

I'm not

[rancid acorn]

if ur complaining about the game being bad then yeah ya dont say but this part aint where to look

[gloomy heron]

I'm saying the game lost its edge when they stopped adding new content lol

Or, thought out content

Instead of "hey let's remove people's cars and sell them back to them for real money"

The game isn't bad, rockstars mindset on it is

Imagine if a company that at least sorta cared about their player base ran this game

[rancid acorn]

lmao dream on

[nimble berry]

[potent merlin]

Why is this channel considered as +18…?

[nimble berry]

Because reasons

No particular one because we don't allow nsfw

[tender jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-cat-yippee-happy-gif-26509486

[steady bramble]

ca

[obtuse helm]

sa

[jaunty night]

need to get this off my chest

Generation 4 pokemon is aweful and I don't look forward to playing it. 29 of the 100 or so are all previous gen related. 77 are new, a further 13 are pointless legendary now that mega rayray exists. I think like 5 of them are all just celebi spin offs. I appreciate the extra detail fillers to fight like aipom getting an evolution to give the ai, but in my mind I already done caught aipom so why would I go through the effort of catching one again with no other reason that to evolve it for dex filling?The fire type Flint originally only had.....2 fire types? Some are outright useless like Manaphy and phione. Many of the pokemon are redundant like "gen X Pikachu, rattata, and hmslave" plus the obligatory silly fossils and eeveelutions.

In terms of memorable moments cynthia really is the only big name to my mind. But to me Garchomp is what Salamance should have been. I also harbor a great dislike for lucario. I don't see how he ever became such a mainstay with absolute great pokemon designs like luxury, and that he's basically just a discount fighting type mewtwo. I really hold a grudge for lucario here because of that.

Gen 4 has its place as the "expansion generation" like a booster to the core set. It fails to stand on its own merits, other than nostalgia at this point, and without other generations filling out the roster for this game, it would be DOA. I want to stream the game but I feel like I would become so overly bored with it that I might not even finish it. I realize I've set a stacked deck. But I'd like to hear counterpoint to why I should be hyped for this new pokemon game? I'm open to constructive feedback and don't mean to unfairly shit on it.

@nimble berry throwback moment

[nimble berry]

Server lore moment

I feel like this isn't my original text

[gusty cave]

hello

[gloomy heron]

As a disabled person, this is false

[ornate fern]

[potent merlin]

Bro thinks hes tough talking on discord 😭 if you ever see me in the streets you better run because I dont play no games💯 💯 💯 🔥 🔥 🔥

[carmine patrol]

that means you lost the rock paper scissors by default

[sterile delta]

💅

[novel veldt]

king

[sterile delta]

Thanks intensepancake

[nimble berry]

Welcome back, Jefe

[abstract sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1036740039192891423/1126615703718469696/357939932_483438740652685_4445632680927659670_n.mov

[gusty cave]

hey

how do i get the aprooved shitposter role?

[abstract sigil]

@azure zealot

[nimble berry]

Check the pinned comments

[azure zealot]

How do you know

I literally sold all of my 0.10 skins to buy levels

[gusty cave]

i didnt tell my partner i had aids bc i was very shy

now she wants to kill me like wtf just understand that im shy dafuq

[vivid heath]

you ruined the joke

well done

[gusty cave]

it reminded me of this story

true story btw

[abstract sigil]

you ruined the joke

well done

[azure zealot]

Me

[azure zealot]

also me

[abstract sigil]

this came straight outta reddit

[carmine patrol]

Your avatar reminded me that I want to get my SUV painted with an anime bear on it.

[abstract sigil]

bear? ok
anime bear? no ok

[carmine patrol]

KUMA! KUMA!

[carmine patrol]

I would hope a BBQ doesn't have vegan food

[delicate pasture]

Exactly, but the fact they turned a dumbass Karen on Yelp into a meme t shirt is fucking epic.

[carmine patrol]

indeed

[wicked pine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/799432326932987935/1112538223982420018/v12044gd0000chl3cebc77u43vbqkifg.mp4

[novel veldt]

https://twittpr.com/SuspectFed/status/1673702770459951109?s=20

@potent merlin

[ember dagger]

[lyric badge]

I'm involved now

[cerulean flicker]

dang i was about to repost

[lyric badge]

https://tenor.com/view/im-just-here-to-participate-sasha-buzzfeed-india-i-just-want-to-be-involved-i-just-want-to-contribute-gif-22920433

[ember dagger]

where can i have sex?

[lyric badge]

You can leave these in literally any condition and they will just pick it up no questions asked it's crazy

[jaunty night]

If you stay in there long enough they might bury you

[ember dagger]

very interesting

i was thinking

maybe.... my mom's bedroom?

[jaunty night]

Nope

Do your garage with the door open

[digital adder]

its way too popular of a choice

for the bedroom

[ember dagger]

true

[digital adder]

everyone goes there anyway

[ember dagger]

damn

lmfao

[ember dagger]

I'll keep that in mind

[wraith geode]

@ember dagger yk if the times are right u can def cop a baddie on yo granny's casket

[warm marsh]

Bro what

Crazy

[ember dagger]

not a bad idea

alot of work

[azure zealot]

Please shut up

[warm marsh]

Horrendous

[azure zealot]

Weirdass convo

[ember dagger]

[warm marsh]

Shhhh

[warm marsh]

Cool

I felt that

[ember dagger]

real

[warm marsh]

Took a real impact on my life

Truly

[ember dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473704842104143902/1126649194237657238/yiru_crush.png

[royal moat]

[sterile delta]

🙏🙏🙏

[coral raven]

bes

[sullen hemlock]

Which game

[ember dagger]

gw2 (god of war 2) i think

[crimson tapir]

You ever say something like that to me again il break your jaw

[ember dagger]

lmfao

my jaw is already broken

https://tenor.com/view/jaw-underbite-chin-stick-out-gif-16854517

this is how my jaw look like

and no it's not a joke

that's probably why my mom called me ugly

[azure zealot]

Call her ugly back

And say something that looks ugly off her

[ember dagger]

nah

[prime breach]

I still wanna know who the blonde with the dog tag is

[azure zealot]

Tbblobnoern

Congration

[azure zealot]

Teeeeeen

[dark blaze]

[dark blaze]

now is better

[azure crescent]

Ur wrong

[ember dagger]

i don't know but

[ebon pebble]

Follow instruction, now I'm homeless

What is the next step

[azure zealot]

Come to portugal and move in

[ember dagger]

literally me

[thick sapphire]

can i shitpost

i can

i cant

[whole sedge]

This is good

[coral raven]

hmm

[sullen hemlock]

Yo that stroke thing scares me

[livid olive]

A stroke is just a minor brain attack

[inland lake]

https://tenor.com/view/spotify-monkey-funny-monkey-troll-face-monkey-walking-gif-20293186

[potent merlin]

[potent merlin]

[thick sapphire]

can you shitpost for me

ill dm you the vi

d

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-boss-workout-phone-call-gif-7566893

[tacit crown]

I can't send black humor memes?

[potent merlin]

Oooh

[bitter relic]

I am literally shaking to gamble right now, thats called dedication, not addiction

[abstract sigil]

"ive been gambling for 20 years and im not addicted"

[bitter relic]

Getting behind the wheel with a drink is the only thing i love as much

[urban ice]

Gm gtasssirsrs

[bitter relic]

Its the drunk crashers that give us a bad rep

[cerulean flicker]

good point

its not illegal if you don't get caught

[bronze shoal]

I used to be addicted to gambling i recommend you stop doing it

[round scaffold]

Quit right before you made your big win

[azure zealot]

90% of people stop gambling right before their big win 🤑🤑💰

[urban nexus]

oh come df on yo

[dull widget]

Bro it's been a month when i last opened diacord and you still posting this shi? 💀

[nimble berry]

Blocked message, someone complaining

Must be D1 and his sturdy video

[dull widget]

It is

[nimble berry]

[potent merlin]

i LOVE this xD

[carmine patrol]

I've found plenty of children in GTA. I hear them crying when I blow them up for the 5th time in a row after they failed to blast my supply run

[river portal]

🎉 🎉

[gusty cave]

roast me

[rich spire]

Bro look like generic Slash. Papercut.

[rugged glade]

https://tenor.com/view/biden-joe-biden-why-talking-gif-16129364

[gusty cave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1126135809578369064/1127014992613478501/per0xyde__-_1627961063344840706.gif

[cerulean flicker]

shark, are you proud?

[river portal]

Oh yeah!

[dark blaze]

[bitter relic]

Sleepy joe

[bitter relic]

Dont worry guys Steiners counter-attack will repel the soviets

[coral raven]

a

[arctic island]

Angry

[small bridge]

angy

[arctic island]

This yee yee as beh convinced me to pick up my phone.

[cosmic ember]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/503259252555776010/1127060622769664011/Instagram_video_by_Boneless_Soup_Jul_6_2023_at_945_AM.vd.default.mp4

[azure zealot]

Imo terraria is scarier than minecraft

And i ve played both a bunch so

[potent merlin]

Terraria isnt scary at all bcuz its just 2D, ive also played both tho

[azure zealot]

When you account the bosses it is

And the mobs

[potent merlin]

Hmmm idk MC mobs like creepers attacking from behind is heartattack fr xD

[small bridge]

Meow

[sterile delta]

Meow

[dark blaze]

Meow

[karmic basin]

woof

[azure zealot]

woof

[uncut kite]

“Be the change that you wish to see in the world.” - Gandhi

[sterile delta]

🙏

[lyric badge]

Long have I waited

[karmic basin]

how do i check my rank

[lyric badge]

Type !rank in any channel

[karmic basin]

ight

[sterile delta]

What

[lyric badge]

Do you recognize that or not

[karmic basin]

ight

[sterile delta]

Nah

Wait

Mod tier list

I got it

[lyric badge]

Hahaha welcome back

[azure zealot]

Really wrongly made

[lyric badge]

Oh yeah myu was the best mod ever and it's not a close call

[azure zealot]

Why are doc and oleg so low

[cerulean flicker]

Matto too

he's a S imo

[azure zealot]

We should make an improved more recent one

Also theres lots of mods missing

Like 10

[lyric badge]

I mean what impressed me at the time was that some random user had the balls to be like you know which mods sucked? These ones. Didn't surprise me they were mostly wrong if you don't see the actual work how would you know

[azure zealot]

Fr a poll like that is really one sided

If its made by 1 person

Even worst by a random

I didnt even know undead was a mod at some point

[heavy sluice]

Mod

@wanton apex

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[heavy sluice]

@lyric badge go respond

[lyric badge]

Here I started it for you

[azure zealot]

Already starting wrong i see

[lyric badge]

No idea what you're talking about

[azure zealot]

I actually wouldnt know

Ur too og for me to know

If anyone were to make that it had to be someone from the mod team

Maybe omar, but omar isnt really active so idk

[lyric badge]

Nah the mods respect each other too much to be like this dude sucks

Or at least we're professional enough we act like it hard to tell over text

[potent merlin]

Don't get me started with [redacted]

[inland lake]

making art rn how this look gang

(wip close up shot)

how the face? how the flame?

[vivid heath]

[dark blaze]

Looks good.

[inland lake]

glad to see you still rock the rem pfp

[potent merlin]

i remember amadeus and funnypig 🥺 where did they go ?

[dark blaze]

Is that a hotdog I see?

[gusty cave]

nah its just the cone all fucked up

[lyric badge]

Amadeus still pops around occasionally, the last time I saw a funny pig he was there for one day and talked about visiting more often but I haven't seen him since personally

[nimble berry]

Funnypog was here 4-11-2022

So it's been a hot minute

[azure zealot]

i expected it

what are u gonna do now

[nimble berry]

Lie in wait

[carmine herald]

the funniest scam email i've ever gotten

(tbh it does link to mcdonalds' actual website so i don't even know if it's a SCAM, but it's funny asf)

[warped stone]

It could’ve downloaded malware when you clicked it but still directed you to the McDonald’s website

[carmine herald]

i only copied the link, didn't click anything

[bitter relic]

When they torpedo dive into my line of trajectory

[azure zealot]

My bday shake bring all the boys to the yard

[ember dagger]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/946156666171297833/1127440424697598082/Screenshot_2022-05-19_1.03.48_PM.png

can't get my hand on one

[carmine patrol]

you gotta go outside to find them

[vivid heath]

Btches

Idk what that means :3

[carmine patrol]

That's because you're not one. You are Murdii, and we love you because no one can be Murdii as well as you can. It's natural you don't know what Btches are, so just imagine someone that tries to be Murdii, but sucks at it. Can't even get the cosplay right

[vivid heath]

[bitter relic]

You can always become one

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-skirt-dancing-gif-17473001

and look like this?

[bitter relic]

Theres somebody for everybody

[dark blaze]

Yep

[vivid heath]

Community

[scarlet dune]

Kratos is vegan

[azure zealot]

Why he say :3

[azure zealot]

:3

[dark blaze]

[ember dagger]

i love big boobs :3

[ember dagger]

[cerulean flicker]

[inland lake]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/316312981267021825/1127572269665890384/1688800770092.mp4

https://tenor.com/view/spotify-monkey-funny-monkey-troll-face-monkey-walking-gif-20293186

[ember dagger]

[topaz magnet]

hiii

[pastel badger]

How tf do I get the image perms?

[potent merlin]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[potent merlin]

The chosen one

[azure zealot]

[pastel badger]

Bro what?

[potent merlin]

Read 🤓☝

[ember dagger]

still can't find one

@potent merlin are you an opressors user?

[potent merlin]

Yes sir

[slim topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/938850984543809557/1127660971587031080/memex.mov

[agile dune]

Thanks

[vivid heath]

yw

[carmine patrol]

yw

[azure zealot]

yw

[cerulean flicker]

yw

[sterile delta]

yw

[spark token]

yw

[somber pagoda]

YW

[sterile delta]

do NOT search up “frotting”

[gusty cave]

what

why

what happens

yeah im never going to search that again

[potent merlin]

Raptored

[gusty cave]

shouldnt this be reported or smth?

[prime breach]

I already have that saved, though?

[sterile delta]

You have WHAT saved

[sterile delta]

Enjoy the next 24 hours

[carmine patrol]

Would you mind translating for me? I'm a slightly-above-average educated US resident, so therefore, I can only speak 1 language, and even then, I don't do it particularly well

[full knoll]

ok

hi I'm Messi
wow you really are Messi
@
yes look
who looks goofy who looks goofy
now send me a picture
no Messi no
YES

@carmine patrol

[carmine patrol]

cheers mate

[sterile delta]

FIFTY FIFTY RRRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[sterile delta]

BLACKPINK RRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[sterile delta]

Don’t worry about it

[cerulean flicker]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086828439169929258/1127777656641957958/Screen_Recording_20230710_024122_One_UI_Home.mp4

[sterile delta]

Real

[ember dagger]

damn i just realized even balls have a partner in their life time

this shit hurts fr fr

[jade nova]

Lmao

[sterile delta]

We really just 3rd wheeling our balls 😔🙏

[ember dagger]

fr fr

[brazen moon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/937118480644317294/1127769570715914240/IMG_7254.png

[warped stone]

Omg he’s literally me

[nova shadow]

Hello

[crude fog]

hey..uhmm 🥺👉👈 i 👁 just wanted 😍 to ask...uwu..sniff sniff 👃 sniffle 🤧... i 👁 just wanted ⚠ to ask 🙏 if you'd be my kawaii 🐻 girlfriend 👩🏾💑? 🥺👉👈...gasps 🙈 gasp 😫💧🐾 gasp 😫... can't 🚫 believe ☝🙏 i 👁 actually 😳 did it! 🥰 would u 💦🤕🔫 be my girlfriend 👸? 🥰👉👈 no 🙅? 😔 gasps 😫😩 sniffle 🤧 sniffle 🤧 cat 🐱 crying 😭 teoki teoki teoki u 🍆🔥✊ u 💦 bRoKe 💔 mY kOkoRo 😭😭 i 👥 should have never 🙅🚫 trusted 🔄 u 😜🍆💦 😠😔 everyone's 🌎 all 💯👺 the same 😔 they all 💯 break 💔 my heart ❤ 💔😭 teoki teoki kOkOro bRokEn 🏚 💔😔 hmph 💢😤 BAKA 🙄 😠 oof 🇰🇵 baka 😭 baka 😭 uwu 😘😍☺ uwu 😍 😔 adgsbrhd runs 🏃 anime 😹 girl 👩 style 😎 goodbye 👋

[pale rune]

[scarlet dune]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gif-27442765

[inland lake]

https://tenor.com/view/muslim-haram-dr-zakir-naik-peace-tv-meme-gif-19800684

https://tenor.com/view/spotify-monkey-funny-monkey-troll-face-monkey-walking-gif-20293186

[arctic island]

Please stop touching my willy

It really really hurts

[gloomy heron]

Latest-stage capitalism

[gloomy heron]

Bro is so happy with himself

And honestly he should be

He sang the stereotypical fighter jet movie song

While in a fighter jet

And did it better than the original song lol

[ember dagger]

"Haii~ UwU am a gamer girll and I need nitroooo Can u pwease be so kind and gib me nitroo I can I can buyy more pink gamer girll lights UwU okie thankies bai~~"

[south trench]

what's the music name ?

[crimson tapir]

Kali Uchis- Moonlight

[sterile delta]

😋

[ember dagger]

why is this in meme channel?

thanks Lester

[somber pagoda]

It's wholesome that's why 😈

[rancid venture]

[severe fox]

Ok

[potent merlin]

Bro are you dumb there's not enough room ... for the USA, possible the sun can fit in

[exotic isle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[crimson tapir]

"Erm clears throat well actually 🤓☝🏻"

[potent merlin]

No, for all of the above

[azure zealot]

[unique sleet]

balls balls balls

[nova shadow]

Fascinating

[dark blaze]

wtf i want a Gorilla lamp

[carmine patrol]

gorilla lamp

[covert thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-care-didnt-ask-did-i-ask-resident-evil-albert-wesker-gif-25906389

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/900105613881790504/1127673189426810891/abad9e06784aa1beae831d37ce6af048.mp4

[dark blaze]

Got no chance getting in there..

[carmine herald]

very high quality shitpost

[lost pike]

bro gonna get orbed 👌💀

[scarlet dune]

I put too much effort into this

[inland lake]

https://tenor.com/view/spotify-monkey-funny-monkey-troll-face-monkey-walking-gif-20293186

[native grotto]

[azure zealot]

not my dumbass clicking it thinking it was a video

[dim parrot]

Why can’t I send videos

I can’t send memes

💀💀💀

[small bridge]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[crimson tapir]

Crazy i was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy.

Crazy i was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy.

[azure zealot]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[buoyant oar]

[severe fox]

monday left him broken...

huh

[cursive pilot]

mf won't let me send krill issue

[severe fox]

why i cant send photos

ohno bro i got exposed

[vivid heath]

community

[brazen moon]

😂

[ember dagger]

"lucky" bro she's his wife 💀

[scarlet dune]

I strapped a c4 onto him and threatened to detonate it if he didn’t do the torturous and humiliating things I requested

[sterile delta]

What

[scarlet dune]

Yes

[sterile delta]

Ok thanks 🙏

[celest pagoda]

Where is the funni

[sterile delta]

Idk melon you tell me

You’re the funny guy here

[acoustic dove]

bro about to smash two 🐱 tonight

[carmine patrol]

If copulation is so infrequent that dude damn near wrecks his ride at the thought of getting some, I can only imagine it won't be long till his homies go "ay bruv, wanna go to the strip club?" and his secondary-brain takes over

I get the joke, but the other half of the story just registers as sad

[ember dagger]

idk what game is this but it's probably farcry

[coral moat]

That's FC4

And yes, that works

[small bridge]

America can be described in one word

Asuzgdhfn....

[rich nova]

What?

[ember dagger]

time to search for some food

please don't ban for this
||do pigeon really shit, or is it just... nasty cum?||

[subtle light]

Seek mental help

[dark blaze]

[ember dagger]

no

i like my goofy brain

[warped stone]

Andrew Garfield is hot no homo

[dim parrot]

Ain’t no way

💀💀💀

[severe fox]

Bro apple did what💀

[meager birch]

Context 💀

[crimson tapir]

Quick reminder for everyone to pray for a petite femboy 🙏🏻 (i will never get one)

[nimble berry]

Where's the funny

[novel veldt]

https://twittpr.com/stclairashley/status/1677724055745462275?t=ajmrD_uBFAeCQ_lCGSzvrQ&s=19

[nimble berry]

a true Powermove would be to comply

Move headquarters leave the building and say "aight all yours"

Issue a statement "we don't want to demolish the old building, as that may not be what the new owners want, so it's theirs now, however all peoples and personal property have been removed from X square of land"

[livid olive]

papas

[brave trellis]

im gonna blow your mind
ben & jerrys doesn't actually care about indigenous people

and george bush doesn't care about black people

[severe fox]

No funny its just idk

Sus i guess

[azure nexus]

Dein drecks kanacken vater

[azure zealot]

Even bugs are scared of bugs

This is the loudest silent video i ve seen

[ember dagger]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/914639440062840952/1128579611748478976/Snapchat-1670971227.jpg

this is actually me

[azure zealot]

No thats a png

[bronze shoal]

Get in my car

[azure zealot]

Who?

[bronze shoal]

You

[azure zealot]

Asked

[bronze shoal]

Nooo return it back my passenger needs it 😭

[inland lake]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/924563480453976116/1128298735273791538/caption.gif

[hasty bridge]

Stop

Please

[hasty bridge]

[potent merlin]

Dumb stick

[small bridge]

Meow

[nimble berry]

Wow such a shocking revelation I hadn't considered

[carmine patrol]

OK, the indiginous can have their lands back, but "Plays with loaded deck" is gonna have to 1v1 me for the land that my condo's on, or shell out 50k to bribe me off of it.

[ember dagger]

it's true

i do that sometimes

[ember dagger]

who's everything

[small bridge]

my wife (your mom)

[ember dagger]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/914639440062840952/1128696744457277611/pepeabstract2.png

[ember dagger]

dad?

[small bridge]

I just got home with the milk

[ember dagger]

[ember dagger]

what

literally me

[celest pagoda]

Lookin gud m8

[novel veldt]

https://twittpr.com/TezFunz2/status/1678986958045839360?s=20

[small bridge]

The coconut nut is a big big nut if you eat too much you get very fat

[ember dagger]

was hotdogs created by a horny butcher?

hmmm

[potent merlin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TXxLHjddwY

crazy stuff

[steady bramble]

crazy?

I was crazy once

[novel veldt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/878362776207257652/1128739856818913351/IMG_1321.webp

[cerulean flicker]

[dark blaze]

the logic in this is actually smart.

[dark blaze]

soggy

[elder matrix]

implode

[lyric badge]

When you shorten a word you gotta choose which letters to remove carefully

[dark blaze]

LMAO

[elder matrix]

its not that funny, calm down bro

[dark blaze]

I'm not miserable bbg.

I like laughing

[robust glen]

sogg

[elder matrix]

butt.finger blast isnt that funny

doesnt mean im miserable

bbg

[dark blaze]

bbg its the mistake they made that makes it funny. bbg.

[winter eagle]

a

[cerulean flicker]

b

[sterile delta]

a

[dark blaze]

[ember dagger]

literally me

[dark blaze]

Kenough!

[rich nova]

Wowie! So funny! I just L.O.L-ed at this !! 😂

[azure zealot]

Bro is mad he wrote lmao

[dark blaze]

wild isn't it

[coral moat]

Same actor?

[mental pond]

https://i.imgur.com/EWZFb2Z.png

[brave trellis]

he is my husband

and me

he is literally me

and literally us