memes-and-shitposting

[prisma knoll]

I'd rather meet the axe

At least with the axe it will be quick and painless

[alpine terrace]

Lol this dog somehow looks like The Noice meme Guy

[scarlet dune]

LOUD WARNING

[crimson tapir]

This has to be some form of child abuse

[cobalt peak]

to be honest

[prisma knoll]

That kid is not gonna talk to their parents very much once they grow up and then the parents will blame the kid for being rude

[cobalt peak]

in todays day and age having a bedtime is good
less screen time to frick with your eyes and you wont get access to nsfw

[prisma knoll]

I get it, some type of restrictions are good, but watching what your kid does everytime he goes on the internet is borderline privacy abuse

[crimson tapir]

I had a 21:00 bed time when i was 7.
When i was 16 i had my own bedtime responsibilitys and if i went to sleep to late it was my fault

[prisma knoll]

Also goddamn, bro is 16

Imagine how long shes been this controlling

At that age you should most definitely not be this controlling

[steady bramble]

I understand the concerns but this is just too too too much control

[prisma knoll]

Bro is gonna feel the most freedom he has ever felt when he moves out

[livid olive]

mans mother is gonna control him after he moves out

[carmine patrol]

I know a girl who has controlling parents... not even a month after they gave her a car, she ran away. Came back a year later pregnant

The guy dumped her for a 15y/o. He was 22iirc

[prisma knoll]

Bro was probably having his sleep schedule dictated while he was a fetus

[lyric badge]

MY NAME IS

https://tenor.com/view/master-shake-athf-fist-bump-aqua-gif-12321391

[azure zealot]

Xortx

ur silly

https://tenor.com/view/hedgehog-hedgie-marcin-wald-gif-20797640

like this hedgehog

[prisma knoll]

This is actually a worryingly common thing over here, where older guys for some reason take a bigger liking to young girls

[azure zealot]

wow ok, ty for ignoring me

[prisma knoll]

No way, dullgamer243!

[prisma knoll]

Shut

I was busy replying to someone else

[storm heron]

https://tenor.com/view/hedgehoglove-hedgehog-arici-gif-21931845

[lyric badge]

https://tenor.com/view/theodoros-gif-20065436

[azure zealot]

@ionic venture

[scarlet dune]

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.

[lyric badge]

https://tenor.com/view/malcolm-in-the-middle-hal-malcolm-in-the-middle-walter-white-son-you-know-theres-no-going-back-once-you-start-gif-24814440

[scarlet dune]

I had to make a meme of it

[carmine patrol]

The reason is biological, psychological, and environmental- unfortunately.

Biologically, younger and umm... ready... psychologically predisposed to bad decision making, and environmentally they're not likely to have a car or job, so it's easy to seem better than useless scum.

Whereas someone older might realize the dude's a freaking loser and be uninterested

[delicate pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/983051405805899786/1116549979356549160/-j_AgStzHNL18yi8.mp4

[vivid heath]

nah after seeing how half yall mfers act on discord this should be standard practice

[carmine patrol]

Hmmm... to simp or not to simp, that is the question.

[crimson tapir]

L

[vivid heath]

nah yall kids be getting groomed constantly

[crimson tapir]

Im an adult

[vivid heath]

i highly doubt that given your name, platform role, and sense of humor

id say 15

tops

[carmine patrol]

I'm old enough that I'm obligated to pay taxes, but not rich enough to say "no"

[crimson tapir]

Yeah 4 years ago

[carmine patrol]

My Gamertag was made when I was an edgy teen and I don't care enough to change it :T

[crimson tapir]

You think my name given at birth is bad?

[vivid heath]

your name given at birth is Bjarni Rank 443 Ps5 Rank 117 Ps4?

interesting choice

[carmine patrol]

That moment when Murdii's about to commit verbal Murd-er

[crimson tapir]

Nothing wrong with displaying my rank

[crimson tapir]

Twisting words like a child?

[vivid heath]

tfw comment about not wanting children to see gore, porn, and get groomed online by using it unsupervised constantly turns into argument

idk i look forward to seeing how your kids turn out if you think all thats ok

[lyric badge]

Yeah team murdi here

[vivid heath]

heist

:)

[lyric badge]

Sup how's the griddle

[vivid heath]

good, good. one night shift tonight then a few days off
next week they got me all over the schedule tho

45 hours all across first, second, and third shifts

gonna be pain

[lyric badge]

Oof. Well hopefully that's some OT at least

[vivid heath]

yeye
sadly its only 1.5 pay instead of double but hey
pc upgrade soon

[crimson tapir]

I don't want children to see gore or any stuff like that but bro is 16

[lyric badge]

16 is still children

[crimson tapir]

Teen. But the mom is still way to harsh

[lyric badge]

Can't buy dirty mags, can't buy booze, can't go to a bar, can't consent - that's a child. I know at 16 it doesn't feel that way but society say it is

[vivid heath]

16 is when i really doubled down on internet usage
its when i got heavily involved in 4chan and online chat rooms, turning edgy as hell, being convinced to drop out, and even pretending to be an adult to rizz adults as a minor
the internet really isnt that different now compared to then

hell if anything its worse

[crimson tapir]

Definition of teen is ages of 13-18

Well 19

[lyric badge]

But we're discussing a 16 yo

I'm not talking shit or fighting over maturity - just saying society doesn't let you see dirty shit at that age and neither do we

[vivid heath]

yeah, shes going overboard a little in said meme but parents really should be knowing what theyre kids are doing online

[crimson tapir]

Yeah im saying a 16 year old teen not a 16 year old child

I would say 16 year old child if i think he's very immature

[lyric badge]

So listen - child vs adult is a hard and fast line. You can add more layers to it - toddler, peripubescent, pre-teen, tween, teen, late teen, etc - that's all just broadly descriptive stuff. I'm just saying in society's eyes you're set to child until 18 when you're set to adult

[crimson tapir]

I probably needed a little more restrictions when i was a kid saw my first nsfw at the age of 7

[vivid heath]

personally i didnt consider myself an adult until mid twenties

its like an ever changing goalpost, independance comes later and later

[lyric badge]

A reporter I follow turned 50 recently and was like ok so it happened - i have officially become old without ever feeling like i reached adulthood

[carmine patrol]

I have no idea how we went from "this mom's going a little overboard" to arguing about where the line for adulthood falls...

[lyric badge]

It's not an argument, any good producer of videos in southern california will tell you that line is clear and definite

[carmine patrol]

seems like you guys are arguing

[vivid heath]

that feeling when knee
knee surgery is tomorrow

[lyric badge]

I'm just making the position clear

But murdi's right - to memes!

[carmine patrol]

OK, well, now you have to post a meme heist

[ionic venture]

Me

[vivid heath]

me trying to find memes that are appropriate for this server

[vernal vine]

Tasty flour

Damn I can’t post memes yet.. onto bad jokes!

What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse.

[prisma birch]

🕋

[potent merlin]

my life in a nutshell

[inland lake]

hello murd

[prisma knoll]

So quirky and edgy

[inland lake]

here have this

[potent merlin]

Hi.

[solemn plinth]

deep shit

this accurate?

[pulsar basalt]

For London yeah

[inland lake]

gta london remake

[sullen hemlock]

What is the meaning of this

What so special in knee surgery

[celest pagoda]

Memes

[sullen hemlock]

Fair enough

[vivid heath]

https://giant.gfycat.com/EvergreenThoughtfulGazelle.mp4

he was so happy to see the fishes

[coral raven]

nido

tf is thsy

that?!

[vivid heath]

carl

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-hopping-turkey-jumping-jumping-up-and-down-stop-it-will-you-please-stop-it-aye-stop-it-gif-25357452

[delicate pasture]

Speaking of Carl's....

[vivid heath]

discord flags that gif as nsfw so it only works in nsfw channels since discords filter disabled in them

:(

[cerulean flicker]

poor carl

[celest pagoda]

Looks like something out of half life 2

[noble remnant]

Wtf is this?

[vivid heath]

carl

[noble remnant]

Who’s carl

[past beacon]

Chinese take on a burger

[hallow rune]

Carl marks

[jade moss]

Why every body be disrespecting carl

[unkempt cove]

i like how civillians just don't know how to act when someone drives normally in all gta's

[ember dagger]

lmfao every time

[nimble berry]

Jeck

[gray ravine]

Miss old days 🥲 too many rules nowadays

[ember dagger]

there won't be any rules if you're silly enough

[true gull]

Once a man walked into the bar

[oblique crypt]

Do both

[dusty mirage]

0:18 the right taillight joined the left headlight

[dusty mirage]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Made my day

[prisma birch]

🕋

[nimble berry]

Always a funny joke

[prisma birch]

not a joke. it's to warn everyone for the day of judgement as you are all having a laugh but not worshipping the one true god Allah.

[nimble berry]

You're really committed to this meme huh?

[nimble berry]

If it's not a joke, why do you keep putting it Here, in #memes-and-shitposting ? Something so serious isn't really fit for this channel

[stray frost]

if you're Muslim, it is said in the Qur'an to not force your religion onto others..

but that's not a topic for here

oh right

[prisma birch]

I'm not forcing anything tho am I?

[prisma birch]

it's to remind everyone that this life is temporary and all the joy in this life like u guys are having in this channel could go in a second if god wills it

[cerulean flicker]

yea but most of people know that

[prisma birch]

they know that but are they doing anything about it?

[cobalt peak]

ok cool but there is a small problem

i am not a muslim

[nimble berry]

Ok, but that's a rather serious topic for this channel. I'm just trying to understand here

[cobalt peak]

#archive-serious-discussions

[prisma birch]

not personal beliefs, its the truth. you may not realise it now but one day you will

[cobalt peak]

i mean

you are spreading your beliefs

some people just dont give a shit

"b-but the end is going to come!"

i believe the earth is shaped like a dinosaur

you either believe in god or dont

[round siren]

@potent merlin let’s try to be more respectful towards other’s people beliefs, this is not acceptable

[cobalt peak]

comes to preference

[round siren]

???

[cobalt peak]

ngl, its kinda boring seeing that guy spam the 🕋

[stray frost]

i have received the shitposter role

[round siren]

Just mind your own, and we’ll deal with him

[prisma birch]

you can believe what you want but I have told u the truth. In Shaa Allah you will realise the truth before its too late.

🕋

[cobalt peak]

and i believe that it wi- HELP, HELP, HELP, HELP ME

[prisma birch]

you can make fun of it but when you're getting punished up there with Allah don't be suprised

[cobalt peak]

I believe in Jesus, thank you very much

and back to the topic

[cerulean flicker]

its not hard just just ignore it

[cobalt peak]

Last night, I was eating and th- HELP, HELP, HELP ME

[prisma birch]

didn't jesus say to follow the Messenger after me?

[prisma birch]

which just happend to be Prophet Muhammad

[round siren]

Your fellow Muslim brother speaking here... I don’t think posting the Kaaba in here has any real value. And this is really not the place to be telling people about the afterlife, especially that many don’t believe in Allah to begin with.

@prisma birch

[cobalt peak]

dear mod, how long is the wait for the role of approved shitposter

[round siren]

I hope you understand

[round siren]

I’ll give it to you when I feel like it

[cobalt peak]

[nimble berry]

Let's say

Hypothetically

That everything was gonna be ok

[cobalt peak]

30 years, 23 days, 12 minutes and 30s

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-happy-celebration-joy-confetti-gif-25557730

yippie

[cobalt peak]

sounds like a you problem

removing mosquitos that suck blood>>>

[obtuse hill]

cat > anything else

[warm sleet]

I think he's mocking it

Idk,he looks like a troll

[rugged glade]

Me going to work on Monday

[novel veldt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/291793607394983946/1116865457887133746/9ywgn3yzfls91.png

[potent merlin]

You're not going to find that here

[regal bison]

I support this movement

[digital anvil]

Personally, whenever I see women walking alone at night I like to chase them home safely. You never know what kind of sickos are out there. Stay safe queens 😇

[alpine terrace]

What the

[small bridge]

i mean if you walked into a doctors appointment looking like that then yea youre gonna have a tedious time being treated there

i aint gonna walk into a doctors appointment looking like a wither rose

[alpine terrace]

You're good

At first I thought it was a video...but....

[small bridge]

get outplayed

[small bridge]

congrats on mod

[alpine terrace]

Thanks buddy

[scarlet dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1023852079594340375/1117331961871077497/NUGGET_in_a_BISCUIT.mov

[nimble berry]

Babe wake up emotttiiionz is back!

[royal moat]

me me me me

[dim siren]

They should remove heavy and replace him with another explosive demolitionist

Named Osama Bin Laden

[amber wren]

Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me

[cobalt peak]

art is anal
cheese

[small bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/thesucky-thesuitedcat-orange-cat-average-orange-car-behaviour-orange-cat-moment-gif-26367889

[inland lake]

this is real

[lyric badge]

Probably more of a serious discussions topic

[inland lake]

ok 👍 deleted

[scarlet dune]

Stupid idea but it’s better than yours

[celest pagoda]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/313752842005643265/1117182385172267038/FB_IMG_1686427427799.jpg

[prisma knoll]

[ember dagger]

having an anal with a cheese is an art?

[ancient heron]

hoe

Who"

Is deleting my memes

[small bridge]

Normalise ghosting your gf

She'll definitely come back to check on you

If not she's not interested in you anymore

So break up with her

[cobalt peak]

you need role

to get it

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[prisma knoll]

[dusty mirage]

10 years ago isn't really long ago

The longer you live, the shorter long amounts of time become

10 years sounds much to a 7 years old child, it sounds not much to a 97 years old elder person, and seems like nothing to a person who has lived more than 10000 years

[smoky flame]

I see no boobies 😡😡

[fossil tundra]

lmao!@

[smoky flame]

Nuking is now legal

[granite minnow]

Bud had officially lost it

[smoky flame]

Agreed tbh

A lil kid got sentenced to life in prison or sum bc her parents owned a bible

She was like 6

Maybe 5

Idk

[cosmic ember]

That is such a good impression omg

[celest pagoda]

Ok u messed up my already exhausted brain

[fierce kindle]

Shut up catrin

[celest pagoda]

Ok ash

[abstract sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/932830887337427005/1117543844762898614/image0.png

memes and shit

[abstract sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1004919044144627913/1056723505623879800/Screenshot_20221209-203336_Discord.png

[prisma knoll]

Aww, princess mauled down 13 infants today, 6 more than yesterday!

[hidden drum]

Ok Gods playing with him for sure nobody has time to do that

[vivid heath]

i dont get it

is there supposed to be funny

[novel veldt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/279074751392251905/1117643575430217758/8f4w4gasoe5b1.jpg

[vernal vine]

I wanna post memes too :/

[thin veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-food-gif-20897276

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/image-perms-flex-perms-no-image-perms-flex-image-perms-gif-25875327

[solemn plinth]

not funny

[glossy galleon]

bro is def a cayo guard

[solemn plinth]

h..

how did u????

[storm heron]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @Modmail and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discordtm rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discordtm network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[fast hornet]

You got the Wikipedia in your Brain💀

[copper crater]

no that’s called copy paste

[solemn plinth]

not reading

[cobalt peak]

Copypasta

[copper crater]

indeed

[small bridge]

I'm Glenn Quagmire

[storm heron]

indeed

[abstract sigil]

Indeed

[copper crater]

indeed

[whole sedge]

indeed

[steady bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/indeed-tealc-stargate-gif-4496552

[vivid heath]

memes and posting

[vernal vine]

I can read fam I have studied lmao.
I just wanna post shit

[vivid heath]

same

how do i post image

[vernal vine]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discordtm rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discordtm network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[potent merlin]

How to get the role

[gray ravine]

Check pin

[vernal vine]

Modmail

[fickle canopy]

https://youtube.com/shorts/D1dpVm80seo?feature=share

[vivid heath]

Amazing embed cropping discord

[cerulean flicker]

why is your discord not themed

[vernal vine]

You got sone messages I believe

[ebon pebble]

Check your messages

Do u also have 10k unchecked mails

[nimble berry]

Jeck

[potent merlin]

lol

[dusty mirage]

You cannot stand backwards at all, unless towards something specific

You can walk backwards and climb stairs backwards however

[ember dagger]

do you know who?

[novel veldt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/279074751392251905/1117848998091423764/fptrabh0ok5b1.png

[river portal]

How do I get shitposting approval?

[carmine patrol]

Do the thing, tell the person, post the stuff

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[ember dagger]

tbh 30 C isn't that hot

[novel veldt]

Tbh 30 c isn't that hot

[ember dagger]

[river portal]

https://tenor.com/view/mmi-mors-mutual-insurance-gif-23305892

[uneven dawn]

Your shark cards propaganda wont phase me

[river portal]

[carmine patrol]

Yeah, I use robux. How could you tell?

<insert man flexing gif>

[uneven dawn]

Theres no way to earn robux for free so I cant really call propaganda

[thin veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-cereal-burn-fire-this-is-fine-gif-13568516

@latent crest

[latent crest]

thanks

[thin veldt]

np

I make it better than Grape

It's flaming, like Canada

@ancient heronwe can't use Gifs in Community anymore, so we have to bring the conversation here 😦

[copper crater]

i cannot send gifs goofy

[thin veldt]

HAHAHAHAHAHA LOSER

[copper crater]

SHUSH u elder

[crimson tapir]

Fr like bro your body temperature is literally 37 c°

[celest pagoda]

Me at 3am

[west steppe]

Me when LOTR comes on

[nimble berry]

@thin veldt

[thin veldt]

😂

[nimble berry]

@thin veldt when someone I ban wins their ban appeal

Charlie Chaplin, btw

[novel veldt]

https://twittpr.com/NoContextHumans/status/1668264134037630985?s=20

[prime breach]

started downgrading

[balmy terrace]

Heyhey

[shrewd ledge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/868160375240134776/1117861140609900685/ssstwitter.com_1686589208697.mp4

[ember dagger]

[potent merlin]

Omg bro

[prisma knoll]

Least based Windhelm inhabitant

[untold crane]

!rule5

!rule 5

[stray iris]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 5

Uphold mature conversations and respect each other; excessive profanity, hate speech or any kind of harrassment will not be tolerated. This includes spam, as well as toxic and aggressive behavior.

Requested by

@untold crane

[nimble berry]

Jeck

[reef fractal]

Rule 5

[timid depot]

im gonna test to see if this works

!rule 1

[stray iris]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 1

Refrain from using languages other than English.

Requested by

@timid depot

[timid depot]

oh wowie

[acoustic dove]

bro got the highest teir only fans 700$ a month typa insurance

[cerulean flicker]

jeck

[buoyant oar]

PC < a literal potato

PC Players be geeked af after dropping $20K+ on Z500-Ti600Z Chrono Zen GPU with a 500hz 400fps Alienware Dick5-B Monitor and a fuckin rgb Logitech mouse

oh yeah and don’t forget the tux type 2 keyboard LAME ah mfs

Instead of dropping money on a pc how about you drop some money on some BITCHES

[robust estuary]

A pc can do more than 'bitches' 😏

[ebon pebble]

A pc wont demand dinner and gifts

[ebon pebble]

Can bitches run gta in ultra settings?

No they can not

[robust estuary]

Exactly!!!

[glossy galleon]

explain this atheists

[cosmic ember]

I am now religious

[glacial mesa]

Can we buy avengers without the facilities now?

Is no longer locked for me but I don't have a facility

[ember dagger]

does bro have an only fans or r34?

[topaz meadow]

😧

[abstract sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1085996571570741401/1116152742151467008/1683808564867911.webm

[livid olive]

What does he hide from Joe 🤨

[unkempt cove]

As a 2 year veteran of this server. I now require image perms. Now.

[cerulean flicker]

-2 years veteran
-need to reach level 5

[granite ledge]

I'm something like that

[topaz meadow]

most inactive “veteran” i ever seen

[carmine patrol]

Thanks for this

[prisma knoll]

Love me some console pleb cope

I bet a PC dude won an argument and this guy got mad

[plush vine]

yo was up

[ember dagger]

i don't think yo was up

[buoyant oar]

yyyyy-yes??? 😩

[lilac sinew]

Not a good guesser tbh

[lyric badge]

Honest opinion that's not a shitty cobain it's a slightly less shitty david spade right, making this hilarious?

[brave trellis]

post something funny like fligu gigu

[heavy sluice]

Grand Theft Auto Online (GTAO) is a dynamic and ever-evolving online universe for up to 30 players, including all existing gameplay upgrades and content released since launch ready to enjoy solo or with friends1. It is a story-driven online multiplayer action-adventure game developed by Rockstar North and published by Rockstar Games2. The game was originally released on October 1, 2013, accessed for free through Grand Theft Auto V2.

Players complete missions—linear scenarios with set objectives—to progress through the story. Outside of the missions, players may freely roam the open world3

[vernal vine]

Real meme

[heavy sluice]

There are many popular activities to do in GTA Online. Some of the best activities to do with friends include heists, sports such as tennis or golf, street races, going for a hike, sightseeing, and adversary modes1.

Heists allow players to alternate roles in missions, allowing for much replayability and a good payout1. Sports such as tennis or golf can be enjoyed with friends and role-playing the characters and how they would react to losing can add to the fun1. Street races allow players to face off against one another on tracks all around the city1. Going for a hike and exploring the more rural areas to the north of the city can be entertaining with some buddies1. Sightseeing is also a popular activity as GTA Online’s entire city is based in Los Angeles and has tons of landmarks to explore1.

A griefer is a player in a multiplayer video game who deliberately irritates and harasses other players within the game1. In GTA Online, griefers often ruin the game experience for everyone else in the lobby by spamming kills and using incessantly annoying ways to disrupt everyone’s game2. This can make the game unplayable or too toxic to enjoy for some players, causing them to quit or switch to other ways of experiencing the game2.

Just checking the word limit don't mind me

Some players have shared their experiences with toxic messaging in GTA Online on forums such as Reddit. One player shared that they had someone kill them 4 times while in passive mode and all the person did was text them through the game1. Another player shared that their entire experience was hackers force teleporting everyone into one pile, throwing billions of dollars onto everyone and then blowing everyone up2.

[steady bramble]

soldier trolled

[low flint]

[carmine patrol]

For many reasons, yes... Most of them relating to the state of gaming, some of them to the psychology of adults

[stone swift]

@topaz meadowyou will birth a god, and build an eternal paradise.

[inland lake]

i love that when someone dies their cosmetics just pop off their head like fireworks

[vivid heath]

pyrovision funny

[reef fractal]

Bro levels up one time every year 💀

[grave flame]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[rare drift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/785220373130117120/1112855426061586553/ezgif-4-c894e46347.gif

[dusty mirage]

I still dive into an EA Black Box NFS game to race some guys who sound more realistic than real street racers today

https://preview.redd.it/uf9qoyquk0l71.jpg?auto=webp&s=bc96a970d8ae6398f3abc417d0283f45637f680b

https://preview.redd.it/e3qojlowqcb91.png?width=1919&format=png&auto=webp&s=d4842ceb0db52b45710c42b317948a3980193166

[peak crown]

bruh

[celest pagoda]

Basedddd

[copper crater]

is the car okay?

[shrewd ledge]

This is the same car that crushed and bodied Crown Vic, Corvette, K9 SUVs, committed mass property damage and civilian casualties. Cracked windows is nothing to it

[woeful gust]

"Ever evolving..." contruction yards that have not been finished in 10 years.... Uh huh, suuuuure sure....

[novel veldt]

https://twittpr.com/upblissed/status/1668721016355315713

[cosmic ember]

I can confirm

[ember dagger]

fr fr

[scarlet dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/86177841854566400/1118630150368669808/Part_1_-_WARNING__SCARIEST_GAME_IN_YEARS_Five_Nights_at_Freddys.mp4

[granite moth]

is this literally just the whole markiplier video

[scarlet dune]

Maybe

[granite moth]

💀

[celest pagoda]

i just found the youtube video of this and i must say that its a quality content

[scarlet dune]

25

[dusty mirage]

Razor takes your track car, and you build a street car which can dominate a badass driver in a track car

Meanwhile, the cops: "Is this street-legal?"

[stray frost]

a shame the m3 is nerfed in Carbon

[dusty mirage]

In real life, a Viper SRT10 or a Corvette C6 ZO6 can beat it

They can also beat the 2 Fast 2 Furious Skyline

[celest pagoda]

Yet that dude beat them all with an AE86

A fkn corolla

[novel veldt]

💀

[small bridge]

💀

[cerulean flicker]

[crimson tapir]

💀 (But samsung version)

[prisma knoll]

[crystal marlin]

Y’all wanna hear a joke

[topaz meadow]

While Yeat’s music is usually filled with braggadocious lyrics, here, he throws caution to the wind, dropping the tough-guy facade to reveal a compassionate side. He embraces his vulnerability, sharing his intimate connection with the Minions, revealing that they are more than just hired help. Rather, they are like children to him. In a violent world where his life could be taken from him at a moment’s notice, Yeat embraces his fatherly love for the Minions.

[prime breach]

happy birthday @jaunty night

[sullen hemlock]

real

[dim siren]

Feelin like heisting two towers in New York

[steady bramble]

cmon it's a learner driver be nicer

[deft horizon]

You're 22 years to late

[brave trellis]

the secret service is a nice detail

[vestal panther]

SELL DOPE IN THE BACK TRYNA GET HIGH

🧑🏿

DOPE IN MY TRUNK TRYNA GET HIGH

🧑🏿🕺🏾

[whole sedge]

Fr

[scarlet dune]

Fuck

[steady bramble]

y tho

[prisma knoll]

Whats the joke?

[lilac perch]

ironic reddit humor

[prisma knoll]

Oh thats why i am not getting it

That explains it

[craggy knoll]

.

[azure zealot]

[steady bramble]

Unabomber reference I assume?

[open axle]

based ah pfp

[carmine patrol]

I don't have knees?

[dapper gazelle]

Oh. Here you can have my knees

[tender jackal]

ANAHAHAHA

[dapper gazelle]

I got too silly

[scarlet dune]

This is my favorite ytp moment

[cobalt peak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/962891689784143932/1118931206747197482/Engineer.mp4

[prisma knoll]

Today i didn't even had to use my AK

I gotta say it was a good day

[latent crest]

!lfg @latent crest

[stray iris]

@latent crest, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino Heist: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Other Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @latent crest

[latent crest]

it works

[crude fog]

What’s this

[cobalt peak]

dreamybull

[crude fog]

Oh my god why did I google this shit

[cobalt peak]

why did you have to

ruin your eyes

[steady bramble]

question: does pure water lead eletricity or however you say it in english

[cobalt peak]

it conducts

[steady bramble]

pure water?

[cobalt peak]

water has minerals which helps the flow of electricity
otherwise its a good conductor

[steady bramble]

I said pure water

it's just H2O

what is so hard to understand

[cobalt peak]

otherwise its a good conductor

[topaz meadow]

heeellp

help meeee

[cerulean flicker]

ok

@topaz meadow If you are struggling with your mental health or concerned about a loved one, consider contacting a helpline for quick and free support. 1 helplines and hotlines are available all over the world.

It's common to feel some anxiety about contacting a helpline. Learn more about what helplines offer so you can decide if it's right for you.

[steady bramble]

if they are together sounds like they are soon breaking up

[cerulean flicker]

raptor is a scammer

[granite scarab]

If you believe someone is a scammer, please DM @wanton apex to make a report.

[west steppe]

Undercover

[potent merlin]

[livid olive]

Pure Water is not a good conductor

[novel veldt]

@final zealot

found the meme

[final zealot]

Hot showers are underrated

[novel veldt]

nah

i remember the shower being put to 40+

idk how one could do that

[final zealot]

Above 40 is perfect

[novel veldt]

horrid

[slim topaz]

Boiling point

[crimson tapir]

You typed cold wrong

[final zealot]

I dont think I did

[cosmic ember]

Fuck cold showers

How does anybody do that

[crimson tapir]

They are underrated

I don't take them anymore tho because they kill gains

[celest pagoda]

wym mine is 42

[potent merlin]

ambatukam

[novel veldt]

NOOOOO

wtf

[cosmic ember]

I thought you liked the cold

[celest pagoda]

yeah but

my boiler is set to 42 which is what i assume normal

[jaunty night]

I wAs dOiNg kAsInO HeIsT WiTh 3 rAnDoMs, We wErE DoInG So wElL AnD We eSkApEd, AlL 3 Of tHe rAnDoMs mAdE It tO ThE EnD AnD I WaS StIlL KaTkHiNg uP WiTh a mOtOrKyKlE, 0.20 MiLeS AwAy fRoM ThE EnD I DiEd fRoM KrAsHiNg wItH ThE MoToRkYkLe aNd I iNsTaNtLy kLoSeD My gAmE OuT Of pUrE EmBaRrAsSmEnT

throwback

[cosmic ember]

Oh so you don't set the shower that hot, that is just the hottest it goes to

[celest pagoda]

i dont mix the shower head.. only hot water

[cosmic ember]

I enjoy the heat outdoors

But boiling hot showers sound miserable

[celest pagoda]

that's not boiling smh

[jaunty night]

my ears!

[celest pagoda]

mayybe it gets a bit colder on its way from the boiler?

[jaunty night]

5 days

guys they let me in early

im freeeee

[cosmic ember]

42c weather outdoors is a little hot but not crazy, 42c water feels like burning I could only assume

[celest pagoda]

what u set it to

[cosmic ember]

I don't measure the temperature of my water but if I had to guess my boiler can go over 60c

I just take room temperature showers

[celest pagoda]

[cosmic ember]

Start warm then make it slightly less warm

[celest pagoda]

room temp is like 22-25

which is very cold for a shower

[cosmic ember]

Tap Cold is like 15-17c

That is freezing

I normally set it to warm, then by the end it's around room temp

Does you show have an actual temperature gauge?

We don't really use those here but I assume thet do in other countries

[celest pagoda]

nope

i just crank hot water

[dusty mirage]

Promiscuous girl, you're teasin' me

Why did you guys chat for so long in memes and shitposting?

[lyric badge]

Please delete this and never speak of it again or I will be forced to ban you

[rancid acorn]

don't ban him

kill him

[little maple]

fr assasination

[lyric badge]

You're the boss

[rancid acorn]

sweet.

[little maple]

i just read alll the guide lines how is it agians any of them?

[lyric badge]

Things about making money can be construed as trading.

[little maple]

oh okay i get it now

[lyric badge]

Cool cool thanks for deleting

[rancid acorn]

oh lol i was just asking for his death because it sounded lame i didnt know it broke a rule

[dusty mirage]

That's breaking a rule

You cannot wish someone's death

[stone swift]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-gif-24268948

[crimson tapir]

Free bro he ain't do nun (idk what he did)

[strange hamlet]

what

[lyric badge]

Not even Henry Kissinger?

[dusty mirage]

Nah man

[steady bramble]

don't you hate it when you say it's only grab for the person that has to rob casino with you but then despite "listening" to you they start hacking at a snail's speed in vault instead of grabbing

[jaunty night]

no way you read all that

i posted it cuz its from 2021

[cosmic ember]

Dinner and a show

[novel veldt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/279074751392251905/1118497985765064805/image.png @unique sleet

democrat and republican worlds

[unique sleet]

omfg

FR LMFAOOOO

ONLY CATCH ME IN THE RED WORLDS

https://tenor.com/view/donald-trump-win-wwe-shouts-yell-gif-17357482

[rare drift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/867572322008825867/1025054615324070019/caption.gif

[coral raven]

where does the general keeps his army?

[coral raven]

WAUT ITS YOU

https://tenor.com/view/airpod-cat-fall-cat-pet-airpod-cat-gif-21765718

LOOK

[rare drift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/957740085980299267/1060615587836993626/959540984566415422.gif

i come back now and then

[coral raven]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/957740085980299267/1060615587836993626/959540984566415422.gif

[rare drift]

i have a few more cat gifs at leas

t

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1012878619997122561/1107695616873725962/ezgif-3-9506bd4818.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1038575087768571984/1107916843009712228/7lxkc3.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/886329125218975756/1100830320787456020/15placek_guillotine.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010417075652657212/1105602218935201933/shakeshakeshake.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/759814040297275402/1051962813012254900/catet.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/957740085980299267/1116910137077141534/togif-3.gif

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-throw-cat-take-this-thing-and-throw-it-stupid-cat-gif-25254680

https://tenor.com/view/shh-cats-gif-10955612

and thats about it

[coral raven]

O

😮

[elder grove]

Hehehe I'm new to RS but I can kinda get this meme

[coral raven]

https://tenor.com/view/osrs-runescape-rs-gif-7567349

[rare drift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/369924551502594048/1102790811155959829/cut_15placeks_with_katanas-1.gif

[elder grove]

I still haven't tried PvP yet

[rare drift]

this places humor still hasnt evolved

i wonder why

[jaunty night]

oh

right

[hot dome]

who pinged

[dusty mirage]

Spin her thing...

[elder grove]

https://tenor.com/view/starship-you-spin-my-head-right-round-starship-engines-spin-space-x-spin-superheavy-engines-gif-24179219

[dusty mirage]

Her thing goes brrrt

[elder grove]

How cool are the mods I have some NSFW memes too

[dusty mirage]

Hide the blood, slurs and threats, and private parts

[elder grove]

I'll risk it with this and leave it at that

[dusty mirage]

The thing I like about cartels is smuggling drugs in a sunny day in the fastest boats, but that seems kinda far from my nature

[elder grove]

Are cartels those dudes in the Amazon rainforest who smuggle cocaine and other narcotics?

That's what I imagine them like

[dusty mirage]

You already ruin lives by bringing in coke, don't bother take lives for betrayal over dirty money which brings a lot of consequences with it

[elder grove]

Not what I asked but okay

[dusty mirage]

In movies and games, it's like that

[grand hinge]

!lfg

[covert arch]

!lfg needs to be targeted, either by tagging or quoting

!lfg @grand hinge

[stray iris]

@grand hinge, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino Heist: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Other Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @covert arch

[covert arch]

!lfg

[stray iris]

@grand hinge, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino Heist: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Other Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @covert arch

[feral wigeon]

Why can't I post in here

[jaunty night]

me it was the video i sent in community couldnt send here

[feral wigeon]

Oh okay, that's cool!

I'm going to start spamming racist stuff now

[small bridge]

[coral raven]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/957740085980299267/1060615587836993626/959540984566415422.gif

hiiiiiiiiii

[small bridge]

[crimson tapir]

Wouldn't count this as "risky" or "Nsfw"

Kids kill bugs every day so it's sfw

[latent crest]

mmm twix

[rancid acorn]

mm yes nice to see my country getting proper recognition

[lilac perch]

goosetopia

[hot dome]

o jeez

who’s pregnant

[abstract sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/706336163526344754/1119215977175986236/1686912235480.mp4

[small bridge]

im glenn quagmire

[analog pilot]

sui

[steady bramble]

wha?

[azure zealot]

me

[steady bramble]

oh ok it's a cinema filmed

[azure zealot]

if ur gonna do something to get banned for, atleast do it correctly

[wanton mist]

thats bannable?

[azure zealot]

yeah, obviously its against tos

[wanton mist]

no laws against reposting entire movies

[azure zealot]

literally called piracy

[wanton mist]

us laws dont effect me

[azure zealot]

💀

[wanton mist]

im just a silly lil guy

just a little goofball

im just a jokester

[azure zealot]

@west steppe is this bannable

[wanton mist]

your saying this goofy little guy commited a crime?

[vivid heath]

[wanton mist]

snitch

[azure zealot]

yes i am

[west steppe]

Piracy is yeah

[strange hamlet]

what the frick

[wanton mist]

lmao what a fucking fat idiot

[west steppe]

Yes, yes I will.

[azure zealot]

angy

[wanton mist]

thats not angr

thats sadness

[scarlet dune]

Shit fuck

[potent merlin]

[cosmic panther]

​

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/905588426114494555.png

[cloud dawn]

If you know, you know.

[stone swift]

hahahahahahha

the apple goggles

love them

[cloud dawn]

Oh not just that.

Ever heard of MeatCanyon?

[sullen hemlock]

gta sa radio x host "Sage" podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/apartment-303/episodes/APT-303-San-Andreas-e1ccj8e

for those unaware: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s0oN4fTCko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV8Y3M7xC6E

[dusty mirage]

Place the big ears on to the Changus

Changus

[dusty mirage]

Caught by her dad or the FBI?

[slim topaz]

Yes please

[rare drift]

huh?

[prime breach]

Idk

[rare drift]

zoophile???

[cosmic panther]

[novel veldt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/279074751392251905/1119341295417180251/jm9oy6ysdjma1.png @potent merlin

[potent merlin]

real

[novel veldt]

Idk what it means but league memes -> perry

[cobalt peak]

huh i dont get it

[crimson tapir]

How much for the bird?

[mortal pewter]

damn

[rare drift]

what the fuck is wrong with this place

[ebon pebble]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/759529327946891264/1119355980619198514/pass-the-femboy-astolfo-1.mov

[fading shell]

hot water storage cylinders should be set so that the water is heated to 60C

to prevent legionnaire's disease

[crimson tapir]

Nothing wrong with this place it's just me

[cerulean flicker]

i would like that bird too tbh

mine doesn't speak.

[crimson tapir]

Naughty boy

[celest pagoda]

We dont use hot water storage
It's a boiler that directly heat flowing water

[fading shell]

Ah, then you're all good

[coral moat]

Seen the movie, good shit

[coral moat]

is that Rio

[cosmic ember]

People during covid

[crimson tapir]

Well actually it's Saturday 🤓☝🏻

[strong aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-horse-react-thanos-meme-gif-26303208

[reef fractal]

You see him record this right before your surgery wyd?

[neat cedar]

Jesus christ the earrape tho

[small bridge]

Bruh it's a full song 💀💀

[zinc elbow]

Ryan’s song

[jaunty night]

i gotta relog

[crystal otter]

[small bridge]

There's something inside you, it's hard to explain

[novel veldt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/291793607394983946/1119280755017785454/v12044gd0000ci2s9rjc77uea2vo6egg.mov

[novel veldt]

@final zealot let me show u what my friend sent

[final zealot]

Alr lmao

[novel veldt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/279074751392251905/1119354326217928734/rn_image_picker_lib_temp_06057322-34da-492b-9864-8c36789e104e.jpg

Mfer is eating cheese onion lays with Maltesers

[final zealot]

Tasty

[novel veldt]

NO

Suas the salt makes it better

This is so stupid

Remidns me of the insta page

[final zealot]

😭

[novel veldt]

https://instagram.com/dailydutchlunch?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

This page is full of monstrosities

[final zealot]

Ew wtf

[novel veldt]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/p/Cs1JXi2IXlR/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

💀💀

[final zealot]

😭

[novel veldt]

Your cheese sandwich WITHOUT butter would fit right in

[final zealot]

Everything is better without butter

[onyx rivet]

Lekker

[novel veldt]

Hmmm maybe but that's too many frikadellen

[onyx rivet]

Pretty much

Maybe a bit too enthusiastic

[inland lake]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-plinko-suffering-horse-plinko-hell-gif-24357545

[stone swift]

https://tenor.com/view/ken-jeong-community-too-small-to-read-read-reading-gif-5494204

is that a picture for ants?

[narrow venture]

@vivid heath

[azure zealot]

What is that

[abstract sigil]

its the truth.

[azure zealot]

I ve been here for 5 minutes

[azure zealot]

Mine does

[hallow rune]

Found the cut

[carmine patrol]

Bruh, this is so fake. If this was legit, the world's oceans would be at least 1mm higher >.>

[inland lake]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/228252957563420673/1119667585580015696/EywrLmdbF3gtU0v3.mp4

[narrow venture]

@ionic venture

[narrow venture]

No way my glorious king is retiring

[ionic venture]

😭

[crystal otter]

My beautiful precious glorious hunny bunny luscious king LeBooBooBear

[prisma knoll]

What a young and respectable gentleman, i wonder what highly praised job he is doing for a living

[crystal otter]

Chat is this real

[stoic current]

💀

the american kind

[steady bramble]

discord 💀

[rare drift]

what

[steady bramble]

"pronouns" 💀

[rare drift]

yeah

did you fail like

basic grammar???

[coral raven]

Guys guys!

@rare drift

What is a soldiers favourite time of the year?

[rare drift]

idk

[coral raven]

March

[rare drift]

ok but genuinely

what are pronouns

please explain

[steady bramble]

English is not ny mother tongue

[rare drift]

every langauge uses pronouns

[blazing marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/981289702374137946/1119691989781315704/RDT_20230615_090153.mp4

[blazing marsh]

who is this?

[prisma knoll]

bro talking to himself

[prisma knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/blade-runner2049-blade-runner-angry-god-damnit-confused-gif-15118091

he is literally me

[crimson tapir]

Bro really posted a picture of me and taught i wouldn't notice 💀

[carmine patrol]

The hair looks nice. Would never work on me, but it looks nice on that person

[steady bramble]

actually no

in my mother tongue it's the same for he and she

and for his and her

[crystal otter]

Wdym bro you’re literally committing identity fraud thats me

[livid olive]

Still a pronoun

[rare drift]

thats awesome

[steady bramble]

doesn't feel like one

[cobalt peak]

How are you? Fine, thank you!

[jaunty night]

https://youtube.com/shorts/53qYtUKITCU?feature=share

[scarlet dune]

I took photo of water bottle because I have a camera

[carmine patrol]

It's not that bad, just gotta do a 10K, 40 times

[dusty mirage]

Water is rare, but plastic bottles aren't

[dusty mirage]

Cristiano is looking at a woman

[scarlet dune]

I just craped

[abstract sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486049908248412160/1119717322119196722/RDT_20230325_155128.mov

[potent merlin]

[astral sky]

mmmmmmmmmmmm