memes-and-shitposting

[carmine patrol]

the server admins and your mother have been contacted. The FBI are on their way

[prisma knoll]

Brother, where did you find this shit?

[abstract sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/t90-t90ms-sprocket-tank-goodbye-gif-25622255

[prisma knoll]

The AR-15 in my hands:

https://tenor.com/view/kumalala-savesta-kumala-kumalala-kumalala-kumala-savesta-thoms-gif-25639966

[robust estuary]

🙀

[cerulean flicker]

i wonder how does the eyes work

[crimson tapir]

Wake yo ass up cuz it's time to go beast mode 🗣📢‼️

[carmine patrol]

When light hits the retina (a light-sensitive layer of tissue at the back of the eye), special cells called photoreceptors turn the light into electrical signals. These electrical signals travel from the retina through the optic nerve to the brain. Then the brain turns the signals into the images you see.

[cerulean flicker]

not that, the furry's big eyes

[tender jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/wmmt-stfu-wmmt-meme-devil-z-meme-stfu-the-devil-z-gif-23714145

[somber pagoda]

☠️☠️☠️

[warped stone]

Never sell anything to a guy named Jayden

[carmine patrol]

"Look, Jay said he had too much, so I bought my shit from him. Then he ran out, so he bought some back from me to hold him over till his dealer could restock- that's all it is Mrs. R"

[somber pagoda]

I'd denied I even knew him tbh " sorry bro I don't know what you talking about gl tho"

[carmine patrol]

Though... a good dealer never meets their clients at either of their homes, and usually does their business from a secondary phone that they can easily smash and ditch. Something like a prepaid you'd buy at walmart

[potent merlin]

but not all are good, a girl that would sell weed to my friends was literally one of their friends and they would invite her to their houses

[carmine patrol]

And that's a recipe for people asking for samples, discounts, or trying to get you to bring the bush so they all can smoke together without them having to pay..... never mix business and pleasure

[potent merlin]

yup, I think she got jailed or something

[inland lake]

finally, a Blapman007 Original

made this a long long time ago

this one's new

[prisma knoll]

You should farm some reddit gold with these

[nimble berry]

I love blapman memes

[azure zealot]

@meager snow

[inland lake]

you're right i should

[azure zealot]

Its so wasy to farm in reddit

With 1 post i have 22k, i deleted a post where i had 75k bcs im dum and didnt know that the karma deleted itself too

So stopped redditing

Reddit rage quit

[regal bison]

Never trust mfs named Jayden

[potent merlin]

Not the PlayStation Four privileges

[azure zealot]

Tryka

Ily

[potent merlin]

Fish

[nimble berry]

Jeck

[ancient sparrow]

Hm

[cobalt peak]

please burn that suit and delete your technology

[regal bison]

Is this dusty irl omg

[cerulean flicker]

bruh that ain't me wtf, read the channel's name

[cobalt peak]

idc

burn it

find the guy and burn it

[cerulean flicker]

[prisma knoll]

What is karma?

Its like, engagement points?

[azure zealot]

its basically a count of upvotes the account gets

upvotes are likes basically

the higher the karma the most "likes" an account has

[prisma knoll]

Makes sense

I dont use reddit much anyways

[azure zealot]

mmeh platform

better than tiktok imo

but its bad bcs the content is slow

[inland lake]

upvotes - downvotes
the formula isnt that simple, theres an internally developed formula. downvotes harm more than upvotes give points, the exact ratio isnt known.

[inland lake]

.. karma doesnt delete with posts

[azure zealot]

yes it does

atleast it did

im 100% sure of it

[inland lake]

pretty sure i deleted a banger post a while ago and lost nothing

either that or i didnt notice

[azure zealot]

well im telling that i had a 75k upvotes post

so its a thing

[inland lake]

proof?

send post

[azure zealot]

i deleted the post

lmfao

brain

[inland lake]

so there's no proof

hmm

[azure zealot]

no

why would i need proof of a reddit post lmfao

cba

[inland lake]

due to the lack of evidence im going to have to send a pipebomb in the mail

[azure zealot]

i deleted it bcs the post got excluded from the subreddit

[inland lake]

i see

[gray parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029298455950147634/1110332934621233273/trim.4F39F6F9-DBD3-4F18-A000-40A9BD6CB3B3.mov

when the

[crimson tapir]

Repost

[inland lake]

OC repost

[prisma knoll]

What was it?

[uncut vigil]

This is NOT cash money behavior 😡

[crimson tapir]

💀

[inland lake]

this shit wild asf

[uncut vigil]

Rate my setup

[azure zealot]

I dont remember

I know it was a post on r/gaming aswell

Sent it like one day after the one i have still rn

[azure zealot]

Its bad, why are you flexing your gta lvl and money ☠️

Also that controller looks like a switch pro controller

😭

Why is you laptop bar so thick

That photos is so cursed in so many levels

[uncut vigil]

What's on the laptop screen is the best part of the setup tho 💯

[azure zealot]

The right down sides burn?

Btw ur controller is missing a stick ring

😭😭

Both actually

Thats so funny

I cant even tell whats on the screen the photo is like at 440p

🏴‍☠️

[uncut vigil]

💀

[uncut vigil]

IYKYK lmao

[cerulean flicker]

the 5.6 mil viewers :

[azure zealot]

No i dont

I cant tell whats in there

[potent merlin]

Two man army, we call that.

[potent merlin]

What?

[azure zealot]

Gonna watch later aswell

[queen owl]

All of those 5.6 mil people are probably fathers

[azure zealot]

#memes-and-shitposting message

[potent merlin]

@sour palm mods

[inland lake]

fail

[ebon pebble]

So lasagne is a cake

[stone swift]

https://jezebel.com/al-pacino-83-has-impregnated-his-29-year-old-girlfrie-1850490425

[inland lake]

is a hot dog a taco

wait a minute. technically it is

[cobalt peak]

what

[stone swift]

exactly

what was he thinking

[cobalt peak]

his sperm shouldnt even be working

at fucking 83

[stone swift]

his kid is gonna be challenged for sure

not sure the PC term

[stone swift]

https://youtu.be/W-9Vsi8nFwI

[dusty mirage]

What game is that?

The handling is similar to NFS Undercover

I'm the face grabber

Only when I see the potential of a winner in me

[untold moat]

@signal eagle

[cobalt peak]

there is one more

calmly typing a slur

[feral grove]

Good for al for finding love and good on the girl for marrying rich

[carmine patrol]

Ok, look, just because your mom's a wonderful lady that deserves to have you call her weekly to say hello...

That's it. You should call your mum and say hello. She didn't tell me to tell you that

[acoustic dove]

i have a flame thrower

[acoustic dove]

took me a miment i thought he was a sub first

[carmine patrol]

Are you telling me it isn't a cucumber sub?

[crude fog]

Bless your heart

[acoustic dove]

fax

[ember dagger]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/473704842104143902/1113642057861431398/64765e913cadc.webp

what's wrong with night shift

[vivid heath]

Don't you like sleep

[ember dagger]

fair enough

[nimble berry]

Lmao

[prisma knoll]

Every. Fucking. Time.

[whole sedge]

Every time your car breaks down

[mental terrace]

How do you check your rank

[whole sedge]

! rank

[spring pond]

How do I send photos

[fading sierra]

[inland lake]

click this
#memes-and-shitposting message

[inland lake]

bro got muted what happened

[celest pagoda]

Haha

[gray parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1080590577873199154/1113679730881867826/NOT_THE_HELLO_KITTY_GIRL.mp4

[potent merlin]

@lilac perch happy pride month!

[lilac perch]

You bet.

🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

[lilac perch]

i said what i said

[shell tide]

Hi

[ember dagger]

[past beacon]

[shy copper]

I thought Andrew was a good guy..

[mental terrace]

! rank

[cerulean flicker]

POV D1 after sending the same meme for the 50th time :

[inland lake]

"Snake, you stink!"

[steady bramble]

what are you referring to

[gray parcel]

wym what am i referring to

[steady bramble]

are you referring to it being organ trafficking trap or something?

[gray parcel]

no

just look it up on urbandictionary, hello kitty girl

[steady bramble]

Oh

Lol

[crimson tapir]

Just stop buying bullshit. Unless you're a farmer

[tall storm]

What did i just watch

[brisk pollen]

trim.48547694-19E2-414C-AF9C-CC61AC4F8C15.mp4

[ember dagger]

trim.48547694-19E2-414C-AF9C-CC61AC4F8C15.mp4

[steady bramble]

forceful dance

[celest pagoda]

trim.48547694-19E2-414C-AF9C-CC61AC4F8C15.mp4

[vivid heath]

ip grabber

[prisma knoll]

I don't think you fully understood the meme

[raw sail]

i’m eating man

[ember dagger]

that's what she said

[alpine terrace]

Gay

[stray iris]

@cerulean flicker, you don't appear to have any platform roles. Please visit id:customize or #assign-platform-here to assign one and look for players in the respective LFG channels.

[potent merlin]

Nah💀

💀

💀

💀

[uncut vigil]

Mr. Krabs NOO 😟

[wicked pine]

trim.48547694-19E2-414C-AF9C-CC61AC4F8C15.mp4

[cerulean flicker]

trim.48547694-19E2-414C-AF9C-CC61AC4F8C15.mp4

[meager rapids]

Hola

[abstract sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1089631339424256061/1114019357937377280/2sl93bjACriMLggq-1.mp4

[steady bramble]

💀💀💀

[uncut vigil]

@potent merlin Only approved posters can send links, images, and videos.
Please check the pinned messages for more information on how to gain approval to post.​

[steady bramble]

In Trollcord they deleted negative emoji reactions on Trollcord logo change announcement, that made the logo rainbow (they had way more negative reactions than positive) and they replaced it with only positive reactions afterwards so no one could put negative reactions

[spark token]

why is this channel age restricted

[regal bison]

the matching rings would go crazy

[crimson tapir]

"It's just a prank bro"
The prank:

[potent merlin]

IT'S SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S BREAKING IN!

it's just a storm dick calm down

[cedar remnant]

Shut yo pqjsuru snsoid ass up

😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥

Mean clean chicken alone head ass

[potent merlin]

americans are higly sensitive creatures so most likely

🧐

[ember dagger]

wtf

[prisma knoll]

Most sane man in Detroit

[latent crest]

I hate you

this is the first time in forever I've gone to this channel

and you post that 😭

[prisma knoll]

I wonder what nice message the original photo is conveying

[potent merlin]

[prisma knoll]

[azure zealot]

Mreeeow!

[carmine patrol]

omg... I'm gonna tell the homeless dude around the corner- this is some legit advice 💯

[carmine patrol]

Much like how the minimum age to lead the country is 35... I think the maximum age should be 65. And there should be a test done for mental disabilities.

[brave trellis]

I thought it was 45

[potent merlin]

Pride month is for the clowns to shine. 🤡

[potent merlin]

Lmao.

[carmine patrol]

According to Article II of the U.S. Constitution, the president must: Be a natural-born citizen of the United States. Be at least 35 years old. Have been a resident of the United States for 14 years.

[potent merlin]

@nimble berry

[brave trellis]

huh the more you know

[carmine patrol]

(insert "The More You Know" gif here)

[brave trellis]

lazy bum

i'm not gonna do it for you

[carmine patrol]

No image perms and it's so easy to lose image perms that I won't bother getting mine back

Which is kind of funny considering the game this server is for...

[slim topaz]

💀

[nimble berry]

What of it, yeah that's pretty silly

[potent merlin]

Bruh...

[carmine patrol]

Problem?

[potent merlin]

What problem?

[carmine patrol]

You said "bruh" I was asking if there was a problem o.o

[potent merlin]

Bro... There is no problem.
Go celebrate pride month or something.

[cerulean flicker]

most peaceful ps user

[open iron]

true

[carmine patrol]

Well, with that reply, now I'm gonna make a problem for you.

Two train stations are positioned 500 miles apart. Train 1 leaves the north station at 8:30AM heading towards South Station at a speed of 60mph. Train 2 leaves the South Station heading north at 9:15AM at the same speed. Assuming both tracks run parallel to each other, roughly what time will the two trains pass each other?

[cerulean flicker]

[cerulean flicker]

the answer is: at 1:02:30 PM

congrats you made waste 18 minutes

[livid olive]

bro its literally multiplication and addition

theoretically one division

perhaps even subtraction

if you are feeling spicy

[cerulean flicker]

no clue what are you saying

[carmine patrol]

If you're feeling spicy.... same situation, except Train 2 is moving at 45MPH and accelerates to 75MPH after 2 hours.

[worn sphinx]

If you're feeling super spicy... The above situation plus adhesion coefficient, k = 0.76 and the mass of the train engine is 10000 pounds and that of the remaining passenger blocks are 4000 pounds. Assume there are no passengers.

[minor otter]

If you’re feeling slightly spicier… Let's consider a scenario where the trains are traveling at relativistic speeds close to the speed of light. The trains are initially at rest with respect to each other at the same point in spacetime. Train 1 leaves the north station at 8:30 AM and accelerates to relativistic speeds, approaching the speed of light. Train 2 leaves the South Station heading north at 9:15 AM, also accelerating to relativistic speeds. Due to the effects of time dilation and length contraction, the two trains will appear to be different lengths and their clocks will appear to be ticking at different rates. The relative velocity between the two trains will also be different from what would be expected under classical mechanics. Calculate the exact time at which the two trains will pass each other.

[carmine patrol]

If you're feeling even spicier... the trains are both carrying peppers of varying types.

[cedar remnant]

Snickers

You’re not you when you’re hunters

[uncut kite]

Stuffed twink cream pie that sounds like a good recipe

Right like

Twinkies

[potent merlin]

Kk

[crimson tapir]

"We got a problem here" -hero

[inland lake]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/619779917290143744/1114280965909524690/121503240_778546184018031_8489131745657189953_n.mov

[potent merlin]

we have propaganda?

[remote jay]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSLFdbYqQ/

[steady bramble]

he had stood up for 1.5 hours and shook hands with 900 people

[potent merlin]

cope

your president cannot stand lmao

[cold pawn]

Why? Did they explode

[stone swift]

https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Capacitor_plague

@cold pawn

[steady bramble]

not my country's president

bold of you to assume I live in US

[storm heron]

If you’re feeling slightly spicier… Let's consider a scenario where the trains are traveling at relativistic speeds close to the speed of light. The trains are initially at rest with respect to each other at the same point in spacetime. Train 1 leaves the north station at 8:30 AM and accelerates to relativistic speeds, approaching the speed of light. Train 2 leaves the South Station heading north at 9:15 AM, also accelerating to relativistic speeds. Due to the effects of time dilation and length contraction, the two trains will appear to be different lengths and their clocks will appear to be ticking at different rates. The relative velocity between the two trains will also be different from what would be expected under classical mechanics. Calculate the exact time at which the two trains will pass each other.

[lofty lily]

christer ronaldo sui

gta v online is very cool

Cayo Perico is fun

I love cayo perico

[ebon pebble]

Fuck u

[lofty lily]

dont swear at me pal

this is going to the mods buddy

[azure zealot]

Fuck u

[lofty lily]

you dont wanna get on my bad side

[potent merlin]

well hey

good thing ur not american

my bad og

[steady bramble]

I live in Eastern Europe

not an europoor tho

[potent merlin]

yooo

same

where u from if u don't mind?

[steady bramble]

u first

[potent merlin]

lithuania 🇱🇹 🫡

[steady bramble]

greetings from Estonia 🇪🇪

[potent merlin]

YOOOOOO

REAL BALTIC HOURS!

that's lit!

[azure zealot]

REAL BALLACKS HOURS!

that's lit!

[potent merlin]

Y'all.

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-gif-23686093

[azure zealot]

AKIRA

[twin lintel]

i legit just got that ad

[hardy oracle]

Am I approved to be in this channel now?

[celest pagoda]

yes

[chrome oxide]

God needs you to have a Bible app on your phone

[molten relic]

latvia🇱🇻

[nimble berry]

You can hear this picture

[coral moat]

ITS A 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACACTION

[azure zealot]

i wish they were

mine about to be 15

☠️

[strange hamlet]

i need more of these

[strange hamlet]

mines 35

[potent merlin]

lumbago

[inland lake]

this file was found in the Half Life 2 Episode 2 Assets folder. Upon closer inspection, the video portrays a source engine game when a user presses alt+tab. Valve is so meta for this.

for some reason, its in the particles folder

[hollow tundra]

More like Disney Reimagined

[steady bramble]

bri ish

they drank the t

[novel veldt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/706620289726939138/1114615820786602114/IMG_1464.png

[azure zealot]

everyone shut up

before i get angry

[carmine patrol]

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

[novel veldt]

before i die i want my brain integrated into runescape ❤️ make it happen.. @wanton lark

[carmine patrol]

Please complete the quest "Salt in the Wound" to be added to the hivemind.

Also requires 99 rune crating, 115 magic, 85 construction, 99 divination, 120 summoning, and 98 herblore

[novel veldt]

sir i dont play rs34

[carmine patrol]

Then you can't have your account transferred from IRLscape to RS

[novel veldt]

osrs counts too 😡

[carmine patrol]

Due to the limitations of the game engine, OSRS/IRLscape cross progression isn't possible

[novel veldt]

i want walkscape

[coarse cobalt]

m

[worn sphinx]

If you're feeling spiciest today and have solved this, calculate the mass of the train driver who's able to accomplish this feat and also the amount of farts the people in block 2 of train let out during the interval of 8:45AM to 8:50AM.

[thick wagon]

fat froggy

[crude fog]

Fax

[azure zealot]

GRRRRR

[potent merlin]

captian latvia

[potent merlin]

this is why I hate my bday

[cobalt peak]

excuse me what

15 days?!

[azure zealot]

thats the average summer vacation for someone that works here in portugal lmao

[cobalt peak]

oh working holiday

[azure zealot]

i know that in america people dont even get one

[cobalt peak]

yea

[azure zealot]

so meh

[cobalt peak]

in bulgaria my father gets about 1 month

(he is a truck driver)

[azure zealot]

my parents can also get 30 but they would need to not take some in the middle of the year

[potent merlin]

yall cute asf

[azure zealot]

iknow

[potent merlin]

Thats good that ur self aware many ppl dont know they are lil cutiepies

[novel veldt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/291793607394983946/1114144855665430620/350633309_1282106855741780_5524960237674681853_n.png

[fading herald]

Yo what’s going on with discord

[floral yoke]

Discord servers rn

[floral yoke]

Discord servers rn

[floral yoke]

Discord servers rn

[mint coyote]

Facts right there man

[fading herald]

Mods throwing fits 😭

[nimble berry]

The state of discord has nothing to do with moderation staff

[nimble berry]

Booba

[azure zealot]

dont open that, its a spoiler

i warned you

[nocturne phoenix]

[inland lake]

guys i want you to rate my swag please rate it out of 10~

[nocturne phoenix]

[azure zealot]

makeanonlyfans/10

[crimson tapir]

Amature hour over here

[livid olive]

amateur

[crimson tapir]

What rank is he 🤔

[round gust]

An interesting pattern

[potent merlin]

E-Girl Paradise | Active ♡ Nitro ♡ Social ♡ Fun ♡ Chill ♡ Gaming ♡ Emotes Emojis ♡ Anime ♡ EGirls

[azure zealot]

WHAT

GO AWAY

[frank linden]

Where's the porn?

[livid olive]

AHAHAHHAAH

THE EMOTES LEAKED IT

[frank linden]

🤣

[nimble berry]

You have no cultured servers that I do

[ember dagger]

the Dragonborn way

[dusty mirage]

1v3 is the funny

Hammer and nade, they get laid

If you can talk like that while playing live, you're a legendary tiered pro gamer

Because if you start talking, you're going get vaporized

[shrewd ledge]

Yoooooo

He came out of closet

[regal bison]

We all knew it was bound to happen

[nimble berry]

@vivid heath

[storm heron]

😔

[placid terrace]

i love u guys

[dusty mirage]

The most of the people who customize their personal vehicles have not much of a good taste, not gonna lie

Good Taste

https://www.nfsaddons.com/vinyl_pictures/md450/7637_1.jpg

[cloud dawn]

Ah yes, the Sha_Do Z.

[true gull]

bruh pulled UG2

[faint flame]

can i post nsfw

[faint flame]

can i post nsfw

its kinda funny one tho

[cloud dawn]

Only if you want to get banned.

[faint flame]

ok then

no nsfw memes

wa

where is @wanton apex

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[faint flame]

ohk

[small bridge]

Why yt recommend me this 💀

[dusty mirage]

10 years later

[inland lake]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/997235408679227402/1024058461899726940/CDF2702F-4068-4DC9-BC7B-0275FFBFD166.gif

[dusty mirage]

Paladin

You also took all of my iron in Minecraft

[inland lake]

||reminder to play the stalker games, starting with SoC, CS, then CoP. Then maybe Anomaly.||

[potent merlin]

bro thought he did something

[inland lake]

well, i did
i posted this video

and this one

[novel veldt]

@azure zealot

[azure zealot]

It does

[novel veldt]

It does what?!

[azure zealot]

Making me go on my knees and beg for more

[novel veldt]

Wow

[dusty mirage]

sqrt(x)

sqrrrrt

[somber pagoda]

Those 2000s battlestations go hard ngl

[thick wagon]

It’s just so true tho

[dusty mirage]

We are all the same age at the age of infinite

[queen owl]

The new metal gear remake looks sick 🔥🔥🔥

[glossy galleon]

cat with Kalashnikov

[hoary flicker]

how to earn the special rank of shit poster

[cobalt peak]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[hoary flicker]

with this information i’ll become an approve shit poster in no time, thanks 🙏

[crimson tapir]

Squirt?

[strong aspen]

BAGEL!!!

[abstract sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1094480568265224233/1115448667604779068/1686014028073.mp4

[pallid spire]

FREE MELLY

[blazing marsh]

.

[still beacon]

pass me the thug shaker

[still beacon]

game?

[ember dagger]

skyrim with a mod

[glossy galleon]

AI is the future

[faint flame]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-lang-meme-lang-gif-25328035

[potent merlin]

Aint now fucking way that last image is allowed 😭

[potent merlin]

@celest pagoda might be worth checking this

[vivid heath]

thats a weird lookin penis

in my memes and shitposting

[abstract sigil]

opens memes and shiposting
Pornography

[crude fog]

Y’all draggin it

[crude fog]

Like look at this guy 💀

[abstract sigil]

@crude fog

[vivid heath]

https://tenor.com/view/persona-persona-fans-bad-game-persona-is-bad-midsona-gif-26169431

[potent merlin]

Fuck you

P5R was good!

[vivid heath]

https://giant.gfycat.com/EvergreenThoughtfulGazelle.mp4

[abstract sigil]

[vivid heath]

he was so happy to see the fishes

[regal bison]

https://tenor.com/view/persona-video-game-series-no-guide-on-how-to-romance-her-gif-16530251

[carmine patrol]

Get the woman a cannon. Women love cannons.

[peak ermine]

@rotund spade

[peak ermine]

[carmine patrol]

I don't get what happened. Was the car rigged with C4 or something?

[inland lake]

idk i dont play pubg

yeah it might be a car bomb

[crude fog]

🤓

[crude fog]

🤓

[olive ferry]

@round gust

[reef fractal]

Hello,

Your account is receiving this notice due to participation in a server that violates our Community Guidelines.

Specifically, allows or facilitates harmful activities related to cybercrime.

Please be aware of the purposes of the servers you join. If servers you're in are posting content or engaging in behavior that's in violation of our Guidelines, we strongly suggest that you report the content and leave; otherwise, there may be situations where we take action on your account in the future.

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Discord Trust & Safety

[celest pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/megamind-gif-26070434

No shitposter role?

[crude fog]

Yikes, I don’t have a role. How will I ever succeed in life 😢

[celest pagoda]

Sucks tbh

[crude fog]

Ikr

[subtle light]

Lmao what a loser

[crude fog]

• Makeup artist 🤓

[subtle light]

At least the 🤓 emoji isn't my only comeback

[crude fog]

Not worth anything extra tbh

Good day HanaBanana

[subtle light]

Comes from someone with memes so bad that they took shitposter role away from them

[vivid heath]

https://tenor.com/view/mgr-metal-gear-rising-sundowner-red-sun-oneshot-niko-gif-25244576

[cerulean flicker]

where?!?

[crude fog]

Killer comeback

[azure zealot]

☠️

[azure zealot]

that gif is the reason i ll block you

[vivid heath]

only love is with us now
something warm and pure

[olive ferry]

I do a little dumb sometimes

[cerulean flicker]

Hello,

Your account is receiving this notice due to participation in a server that violates our Community Guidelines.

Specifically, allows or facilitates harmful activities related to cybercrime.

Please be aware of the purposes of the servers you join. If servers you're in are posting content or engaging in behavior that's in violation of our Guidelines, we strongly suggest that you report the content and leave; otherwise, there may be situations where we take action on your account in the future.

Sincerely,
Discord Trust & Safety

[azure zealot]

soon you will be healed, forgiven and refreshed
free from all trauma, pain, guilt and shame

[small bridge]

Jeremy spoke in class today

[round gust]

U cant do this

[crude fog]

🌽

[dusty mirage]

Have you recently listened to Dawn FM by any chance?

[azure zealot]

no i just copied dustes about me

[dusty mirage]

Oh

[dusty mirage]

Girl Let me Love You, and I will love you
Until You Learn to love yourself

[crude fog]

Just proves the Xbox one is true

[potent merlin]

My therapist will be hearing about this

[potent merlin]

Bitch what?

[crude fog]

Point proven again

[potent merlin]

Real

[potent merlin]

Starting to think your point is as real as your father figure

[crude fog]

• kid that named themself “monke”

[blazing marsh]

daAAMN

[crude fog]

Ummm that was nsfw

I’m extremely traumatized by that penis-sticker you sent, sir

[cerulean flicker]

[dusty mirage]

https://youtu.be/JBfnHQy8Fa4?t=137

[potent merlin]

Very bananaey scorpion

[potent merlin]

You named yourself money man my guy. Considering your a pc player you have no money. Also i named myself in 2020, when the "monke" meme was popular and just havent bothered to change it

[crude fog]

💀 it’s ok monke, don’t cry

Also, you’re*

Maybe if you read a book as much as you type you’d know the difference

[potent merlin]

Kindergarten level insult

[potent merlin]

I have over 200 books in my room alone. All of which ive read

[crude fog]

Seems fitting given the fact im talking to someone with the intelligence of a kindergartener

[crude fog]

LMFAO

[dusty mirage]

This can't be real

You guys planned it to make people laugh

[potent merlin]

I dont even know where or when i got most of them

[crude fog]

Sorry that you have to see how dumb Xbox players can be

[potent merlin]

And how toxic pc players can be

[livid olive]

pc players got way more money than console paupers

[potent merlin]

we're rich in character lol

jk the community is dogshit too

[round scaffold]

What

Pc players have no money what

What does this mean?

????

bro

[potent merlin]

Pretty sure the correct word would be had because like, i been looking for a decent pc for a while and from what ive seen a good one that can run most games with a decent frame rate and not crashing every 5 minutes is like 5k. Then theres the fact that if you build it and screw up on like the motherboard you need another one so thats like 5.5k. My friend that has a pc has put an unholy amount of money to his px and has barely any leftover

[potent merlin]

A decent one is pretty damn expensive, as said in my paragraph that took far too long to type

[livid olive]

5k is too much famalam

you can easily get one for under 1

[round scaffold]

Gu... Absolutely not

Idk where you live but here in Poland you can get a good mid-high tier PC for 1k easy

Not even pre-built

You just gotta know where to look lol

If you spend 5k on a PC thats like one you'd use for rendering or sum rather than gaming

So unless your friend is using it for that, he's absolutely stupid for spending 5k

Not trying to offend specifically or anything but console players always say this just because they don't have the experiance with building a PC

They just skim over all the pre-builts with specs that they have no idea about and decide that good PC's have to be like 5k (Ofc they are if you dont know what you're trying to get exactly)

An absolute beast will obv set it back, you don't require an absolute beast for gaming however

You can turn down the settings, just like consoles do to run newer titles

[potent merlin]

Everything ive seen is like 5 k for prebuilt. But tbf i went to amazon for all the parts that would be needed and i think it came to about 2k

[livid olive]

what were the specs

[potent merlin]

Hes an absolute idiot regardless

[potent merlin]

Hol on lemme see

[round scaffold]

ig ig idc tho

Just clarifying about PC's

Again, keep in mind it will largely depend on region in the first place

Could be more expensive where you are

[potent merlin]

Ik im just saying he makes a goldfish look like einstein

[potent merlin]

Im in us so maybe

[potent merlin]

I cant find them again (i had to clear cache a while ago on my laptop and it deleted search history) but i do remember that the case was about 250 and everything else was a bit more other than the ram card and ssd which were less

[crude fog]

It means the monke dug a hole deeper than he can understand 💀

Bro got mobbed by the pc community. Love to see it

[azure zealot]

how did you find me

WAIT THATS DREAM LMFAOOOOOOO

he said quarter moon

🌛

[dusty mirage]

Dream SMP

[nimble berry]

Insanity SMP
It's hard-core minecraft!

[dusty mirage]

Sweatcraft

[dusty mirage]

If looks could kill
Baby, I'm the blinded demon

[nimble berry]

@novel veldt

[prisma birch]

🕋

[potent merlin]

❤️

[azure zealot]

smasnug

[azure zealot]

personally i think sumung is better

[peak ermine]

@rotund spade

[steady bramble]

this why we need flares like on planes on cars in gta v

(not talking about the flare gun strat)

[peak ermine]

[peak ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/477146400967360526/1113401576229453824/ezgif-3-36e940a762.gif

[vestal panther]

SELL DOPE IN THE BACK TRYNA GET HIGH

🧑🏿

DOPE IN MY TRUCK TRYNA GET HIGH

🧑🏿

[vestal panther]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[prisma birch]

🕋

[carmine patrol]

Starfish also eject waste from that hole

[burnt edge]

Guess which one I put discord on 😏

I’ll give u some fresh oxygen if u guess correctly

[potent merlin]

Is that your actual phone or an app?

[rugged glade]

https://youtu.be/D8WWcV6ryWI

[vivid heath]

Community

[nimble berry]

Jeck

[burnt edge]

Im turning my iPhone 13 into a iFruit 13

Posting this on my tiktok

[fickle charm]

You better have an ifruit case

[burnt edge]

I need to order one tomorrow because I almost got banned for overnight delivery on merryweather app(Amazon)

Nah jk i gotta find a good one tho on Amazon or what I call merryweather

[regal bison]

Why 😭

I would hate memorizing this

[prisma birch]

🕋

[limber portal]

Nice bro inv me to cayo

[lucid tree]

Let it Die (The opposing parody of Let it Grow from Dr. Seuss - The Lorax) search that video on youtube

[shell crescent]

which ios version

[azure zealot]

Tbh the stand was worst

Atleast those things have technology behing it

The stand was just 2 compressed sheets of metal with a hinge for 1k

[delicate pasture]

The stand had tons of engineering involved in it as well... Social engineering to make people pay a stupid price for a random hunk of aluminum.

[azure zealot]

Funny thing that they say that but theres no way that any phone they sell had less engeneering and they sell cheaper phones

[inland lake]

wake up babe kojima movie coming soon

[queen owl]

Does it have bluetooth?

[azure zealot]

does it connect to my wifi?

[proud marten]

So let's say I was pooping and the Hairs were burning a little bit is that normal?

[azure zealot]

but does it connect to wifi?

[proud marten]

Not sure

Its wireless yea

[prisma birch]

🕋

[inland lake]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/944672108263391343/1115395500682776677/the_lore_axe.mp4

[potent merlin]

?

[inland lake]

the lorax fucking dies

[carmine patrol]

I see you saw the leak for the iO2-Tank. Oxygen tank and gauges sold separately, also not compatible with non-Apple O2 tanks.

[potent merlin]

Do your balls hang low
Can you swing them to and fro
Can you tie them in a knot
Can you tie them in a bow
Do your balls hang low
Can you swing them to and fro
Can you tie them in a knot
Can you tie them in a bow
Can you swing them over your shoulder
Like the red janmejal told ya
Do your balls hang low
Do your balls hang low
Can you swing them to and fro
Can you tie them in a knot
Can you tie them in a bow
Do they make a lusty clama
When you hit them with a hammer
Do your balls hang low
Do your balls hang low
Can you swing them to and fro
Can you tie them in a knot
Can you tie them in a bow
Do they make a hollow sound
When you drag them on the ground
Do your balls hang low

[cloud dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/christian-horner-gif-18795436

[delicate pasture]

The real new PM.

[tall skiff]

need to be level 5 and have the role

[delicate pasture]

Server doesn't allow shitposting until you've given blood to the blood god.

Also, check pins.

[nimble berry]

https://tenor.com/view/khorne-skulls-for-the-skull-throne-blood-for-the-blood-god-gif-18272573

[delicate pasture]

Should have done a gravy sauce for the G.

[prisma birch]

🕋

[lyric badge]

I mean I don't think there's any hard and fast rule about the order but yeah fair point

[delicate pasture]

I mean, there doesn't seem to be any hard rules as to whats LGBT anymore either. So I'm saying the order on the sandwich is fair game.

[rough cedar]

what does the different apps mean? i would have a tough time memorising it but definitely cool idea

[burnt edge]

The nonstop pop is the Musi app(YouTube premium but free)

[burnt edge]

Lifeinvader=Facebook/meta app
Maze bank is the tiktok app

[delicate pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/803310086168510514/1116038928995201075/downloadfile.bin.mp4

[livid olive]

Its a gltb

[delicate pasture]

The real question is, did he put another layer of guacamole under the lettuce. And if so, does that actually make it a GLTBG, or a GBTLG?

[lyric badge]

I like subtle jokes like this. Very rye.

[dusty mirage]

Uhm, excuse me. Can anybody tell me if the Java Edition of GTA Online players can play with GTA Online Bedrock Edition players?

[prisma birch]

🕋

[potent merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/wiggler-kitten-jiggle-gif-26320634

[weak gust]

god i just shat all down my new trousers i just bought from primark

[glass glen]

oops

[weak gust]

dude

what the HECK

bro

im reporting u to modmail

[glass glen]

alr alr mb

[weak gust]

dont

EVER

do that again

[novel veldt]

https://twitter.com/ragedontmiss/status/1666592116082978816?s=20

𝙍𝙖𝙜𝙚 ⛷️ (@ragedontmiss)

New york zombies map lookin fire🔥

▶ Play video

Twitter · Jun 7, 2023, 11:44 PM

[azure zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/elisttm-cat-funny-eyes-bounce-gif-20657317

Superior

[carmine patrol]

Older People: "Black cats are cursed. They bring bad luck."
Me: "No, this is blessed and I agree with the witch on their choice of familiar."

[azure zealot]

I love the void that meows

[oblique crypt]

[thin veldt]

[hasty bridge]

[carmine patrol]

You're not wrong.

[carmine patrol]

You're not wrong.

[prime breach]

steal the jar.

c̬̭̈ ͟ỏ ̰̒n̽ͭ͘ ̟̩ͫs̙̕ͅ u m͈͟ ̨̅e̱ t̷́h̟e ̂j̮a̠͎r

[celest pagoda]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/759529327946891264/1116237067379290152/4au41u9owp4b1.png

[carmine patrol]

You're not wrong.

[novel veldt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/279074751392251905/1116218453687275570/6DCA4570-5E21-4539-A815-B0A78E989E5B.gif

@azure zealot

[azure zealot]

Orang juce

[azure zealot]

@jaunty night

[carmine patrol]

@jaunty night

[prime breach]

long live the king

[prisma birch]

🕋

[azure zealot]

Orang juce

[azure zealot]

@vale tartan THI IS SO TRUE LMFAOOO

The struggle is real

I once couldnt walk out of the gym so i had to call my bf to come get me bcs i had wobbly legs

[hallow rune]

Weak

[stone swift]

https://i.redd.it/feed-me-a-stray-cat-v0-pwma9p7nhl4b1.jpg?s=ecf1ad9fba9da7bcfd060b836ab09acee8ea8b0c

[dusty mirage]

He's from Over the Hedge

[potent merlin]

The struggle is a part of the workout and you skipped it

[azure zealot]

Honestly there was no struggle

It was just me worming around in the floor trying to get up

But my legs felt like gummy worms

[dusty mirage]

A professional always know the limits and doesn't overdo

[onyx rivet]

Exactly

[azure zealot]

Good thing im not a professional or your brain would explode

[dusty mirage]

Stretch before and after workouts to reduce the damage to muscle and pain

I've seen no one do that

And they try to lift the whole gym

[azure zealot]

Man i ve been going to the gym for like 2 years you think i dont know what im doing

That only happened because me and a friend wanted it to happen

Never in my life that actually happened to me accidentally.

[coral parrot]

So you wanted to feel pain?

[dusty mirage]

If you did that on purpose to call your boyfriend for help, that's a different story

[azure zealot]

No i wanted to know how it was.

Do you just casually assume stuff lmao

[dusty mirage]

My assumption can go beyond the 3 dimensions of mathematics

[azure zealot]

Be sure you post it 4 more times just to be sure

[stone swift]

lmao sorry

I will delete!

I saw you guys were talking so I assumed I hadn't posted it

[inland lake]

https://tenor.com/view/spotify-monkey-funny-monkey-troll-face-monkey-walking-gif-20293186

skill issue

[azure zealot]

creative 2.0?

[inland lake]

entropy zero 2

[azure zealot]

no thats fortnite, you cant fool me

[inland lake]

mm

[hallow rune]

I pity you

[azure zealot]

Ok tuna

How about you pity these balls

[hallow rune]

Why tf discord

[cerulean flicker]

aren't you a girl

[hallow rune]

Probably a girl with balls
That's fine

[cerulean flicker]

its 2023 so i won't be surprised

[hallow rune]

Yea
You shouldn't be

[inland lake]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/228252957563420673/1116347612715552889/1686208149307729.webm

[azure zealot]

Yeah, so?

Do you want my balls too?

[hallow rune]

Lmao ded

[nimble berry]

@potent merlin @coarse igloo @coral moat

Zelda spoiler sort of

Very proud of this

[coarse igloo]

did you make this

[nimble berry]

My idea, a friend with photoshop made it

Because I am not good with photoshop

[potent merlin]

not sure if I should look then

Unless it's not pertaining to the story

[nimble berry]

It is a bubbelfrog

If you have seen one, it's fine

[prisma birch]

🕋

[cerulean flicker]

is that a shitposting/meme for you?

[coral moat]

I hate em

[prisma birch]

no it's to warn everyone for the day of judgement as you are all having a laugh but not worshipping the one true god Allah.

[nimble berry]

Funny shitpost friend

[cerulean flicker]

ok good to know

[nimble berry]

I like the weird square.

[nimble berry]

Seams weirdly serious for a memes channel

[inland lake]

the enderman in question:

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/942378397030555729/1045101719203364944/SirFletcher.gif

||i dont know who this guy is. i stole this gif||

[inland lake]

source filmmaker hard af 🔥

i think i need a new keyboard

[coral raven]

a

[copper crater]

looks comfortable

[inland lake]

it better be i've been here for the last 8 years

[potent merlin]

I wonder what that yellow liquid is inside that left bottle

[copper crater]

pee

[novel veldt]

https://twitter.com/Gross_Gorex/status/1313091714056425478

Gross Gore (@Gross_Gorex)

I love my dick extender.

Likes

604

Twitter · Oct 5, 2020, 12:20 PM

[potent merlin]

Memes and shitposting but no perms 😠👎

[vivid heath]

posting

[nimble berry]

Jeck

[carmine patrol]

Gordon normally only bothers with 3 star or better places, and comes down HARD on people for underpaying staff.

[dull widget]

What is that yellow liquid in the bottle? 🤨

[regal bison]

https://tenor.com/view/bobux-roblox-embed-no-embed-perms-0bobux-gif-18287307

[prisma birch]

🕋

[civic loom]

I heard in GTA 6 you can take a shit off the side of a building

[potent merlin]

H

[azure zealot]

So, me? (Im an anime girl irl)

[azure zealot]

SAME

[prisma birch]

🕋

[lucid tree]

bro new desktop check

[crimson tapir]

They hit that shit

Across the spider verse meme

[regal bison]

British people explaining how they sleep:

[abstract sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/848876550199574538/1115974962545709116/-42uUULFG2_omTll.mp4

[regal bison]

Sign me up

[prisma birch]

🕋

[inland lake]

jerma985 gets a 98.5 on an iq test game

[small bridge]

Jeck

[shrewd ledge]

I just realized I'm watching a 14 mins video

[prisma knoll]

Any radiohead fans here?

[shrewd ledge]

It's the cycle

[novel veldt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/291793607394983946/1116698314872725554/IMG_2604.jpg

[prisma birch]

🕋

[azure zealot]

Apple version?

[stone swift]

[warm sleet]

Women. ☕

[coarse igloo]

@nimble berry @summer valve

[rare drift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1038575087768571984/1107916843009712228/7lxkc3.gif

[small bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-victor-spongebob-movie-the-thug-tug-gif-18020103

[rare drift]

whats the meme

[shrewd ledge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1070704280903897159/1116630220280180766/piano_drums.mov

[shrewd ledge]

LMAO

[prisma birch]

🕋

[nimble berry]

[warm sleet]

These memes are shite

[nimble berry]

Share a good one then!

[prisma knoll]

Show us an example of a good one

[warm sleet]

Sure

You don't have permission to attach files

[prisma knoll]

You need level 5

and you also need "approved shitposter"

[nimble berry]

And approved shit poster

[prisma knoll]

you can get that thru modmail iirc

[warm sleet]

That is a good meme

I approve

[warm sleet]

Appreciate it

[warm sleet]

Fake

He would not approach a woman so confidently

[ember dagger]

thanks Lester

[crimson tapir]

2 levels away...

[inland lake]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-v-video-game-gif-4537590

[carmine patrol]

It's in America, so I'd be more inclined to believe people are getting bodied rather than being vaccinated on premisis

[storm heron]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-vaccine-heat-action-gif-22712967

[coral raven]

nido

[coral raven]

nidorino

[coral raven]

nido

[brave trellis]

honestly based

[prisma birch]

🕋

[scarlet dune]

Fuck

[noble remnant]

???

[prisma knoll]

[prisma knoll]

Well, that's one place to avoid

[livid olive]

just get vaxxed

[prisma knoll]

im good

[carmine patrol]

Get the vax or meet the axe xD