memes-and-shitposting

[azure zealot]

I normally eat snacks while watching movies

[azure zealot]

But i dont think i ve ever eaten lunch in bed

[delicate pasture]

????

[azure zealot]

In my room?

The tv is literally right in front of the bed

[delicate pasture]

Hmm, I feel like there is a disconnect somewhere here. lol

I've got 2 desks and several chairs in my room. >.>

[violet thicket]

Hello

[azure zealot]

Cats

[spark path]

Why can’t I post @bitter pawn

[shy copper]

@spark path you're not an approved shitposter

[lyric badge]

What do you mean you just posted @bitter pawn. It's easy you just type @bitter pawn and hit enter and bam you've posted @bitter pawn

[brisk finch]

like this?

@bitter pawn

[cerulean flicker]

wow, i always wanted to post @bitter pawn

[carmine patrol]

Hey, @bitter pawn, I can do it, too :D

[coarse igloo]

@latent crest

[latent crest]

why me of all people

[coarse igloo]

this is how you make friends

[latent crest]

what

no 😠

[coarse igloo]

i'm trying to help you out here

[latent crest]

patting their back is not helpful enough

[coarse igloo]

it's called a bonding experience

[latent crest]

lies

[coarse igloo]

have you tried?

[prisma knoll]

the glowup is real

he was just a puppy in the first one

dawg in the second one

[inland lake]

dump

[bitter pawn]

Why are you all pinging me weirdos

[carmine patrol]

did you get the achievement

[nimble berry]

Jeck

[carmine patrol]

If the image had more than 144 pixels I'd be able to

[azure zealot]

That girls forehead looks like an airport

[vivid heath]

This is a certified hood classic

[prisma knoll]

Common clash royale king W

[azure zealot]

Why is there melancia

[carmine patrol]

Because what comes next will be Balenciaga

[crimson tapir]

People who said gardians vol 3 was good are liers shit was straight ass

[vivid heath]

Ok

[crimson tapir]

Idk how it has a 94% audience score

[desert saffron]

Stfu redditor

[stray matrix]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1019696974984917065/1109175713984151662/IMG_6129.png

[steep owl]

@merry pendant @tropic mist

[carmine patrol]

To be fair, Assassin's Creed has the depth of a beer-bottle cap of water, and GTAO practically plays itself- if you can aim in the general direction of an enemy, they'll die from the force of you exhaling

[stray matrix]

Lol

[prime breach]

my fav mango meme

[harsh zinc]

Nice memes i will borrow it

[peak crown]

@gritty knot

[stone swift]

[potent merlin]

!lfg @stone swift

[stray iris]

@stone swift, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino Heist: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Other Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @potent merlin

[crimson tapir]

L + bad movie taste

[prisma knoll]

[ember dagger]

💀

[vivid heath]

did you get that from reddit

[somber pagoda]

That obvious huh

Knew I should've sorted By monthly lol

[crude fog]

FACTS

[hot dome]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRErVrmH/?t=2

[abstract sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1094480568265224233/1109526500388126832/IMG_20230519_072644.jpg

[hallow rune]

Abongus

[oblique crypt]

Nah that says im playing with my balls and dogshit

[carmine patrol]

Twig-leg having goofy ahh

[pseudo raptor]

@copper crater @latent crest @potent merlin

[latent crest]

go away

[copper crater]

@pseudo raptor

[ember dagger]

chicken bone legs

[azure zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-power-cat-cat-pillow-repost-this-post-this-cat-gif-23865940

[pale flower]

[nimble berry]

[ember dagger]

GTA VI map

[prisma knoll]

If thats true, that looks disappointing as fuck

80% woods and mountains

Nah, more like 90

I am probably being really generous with 90 too

nvm

i am a dumbfuck, thats a fortnite map

[latent crest]

lmfao xirtz

[past beacon]

[ember dagger]

i thought you were trolling lmfao

[ember dagger]

[prisma knoll]

brother, its late and i am tired

[ember dagger]

get some sleep

[prisma knoll]

later

[proven maple]

The name explains it

[delicate mango]

hioly moly

its real

[past beacon]

[prisma knoll]

@past beacon Wait, is that Uni?

Omg

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cat-cat-gif-27306296

[past beacon]

[prisma knoll]

i love this cat

aka big boobs

thats his pseudonym

[dusty mirage]

I will tantō you up

[potent merlin]

Darkseid of japan

[dusty mirage]

SPEAAAAAK

[glacial pagoda]

lidwally me

[potent merlin]

Oh fr?

[azure zealot]

the starting roar scared the shit out of me (woman dont poop)

[fleet night]

[potent merlin]

The video made the impossible happen

[hallow rune]

Wth 💀

[dusty mirage]

Venom Snake might have been secretly grown in Vice City

Trained in Fort Baxter Air Base

[shy copper]

oh my god why is this so funny 😭

[reef fractal]

💀💀

[azure zealot]

:3

[vivid heath]

community

[keen flint]

🥱

[proven maple]

Baby don't hearn me

[prisma knoll]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1072958294131486781/1100165655749214298/NYOOOOOM.gif

[potent merlin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1104101553868111952/m-1.gif

[novel veldt]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/Chb7T0apV3F/?igshid=MmJiY2I4NDBkZg==

[ember dagger]

[prisma knoll]

I expected that balloon to blow up and scare the living shit out of the cat

[distant creek]

bruh

[steady bramble]

surprised the balloons didn't break

[ember dagger]

same lol

[coarse igloo]

@potent merlin @nimble berry

[nimble berry]

Purah pad - definitely not a shiekah slate! Which also isn't a Nintendo switch!

[ember dagger]

[rugged glade]

What do you call a priest with a law degree?

father-in-law

[tender jackal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/345296241460117505/935664453343670342/e45.gif

[prisma knoll]

Please buy his album "Yeezus"

[pastel badger]

stfu

let me post

[tall skiff]

you need to be level 5 and have the role

[pastel badger]

bruh

[vital imp]

She looks like that kid from monsters inc.

[shadow pawn]

[cerulean flicker]

[shadow pawn]

[azure zealot]

SHUTU P

[azure zealot]

@nimble berry dis u?

[cosmic ember]

This is true, I love abusing my members and making them feel belittled

🤗

[regal bison]

please buy my album

[nimble berry]

Yea

[azure zealot]

My next phone is gonna be a fold

Just watch

I ll join the gang

[nimble berry]

😄

[smoky palm]

i have people in my basement

[steady bramble]

when u hear a zombie in minecraft while in your mineshaft:

https://tenor.com/view/hes-in-the-walls-in-the-walls-wall-muppet-panicking-gif-27546618

[nimble berry]

Jeck

[exotic moth]

https://tenor.com/view/anchorman-great-odins-raven-will-ferrell-ron-burgundy-gif-15641415

[prisma knoll]

[celest pagoda]

[carmine patrol]

too long, didn't read, needs more robots, L+Ratio+Touch Grass+ROFL

[lyric badge]

Only the third paragraph is actually a joke

[crimson tapir]

Bro thinks there are girls on this server 💀

[past beacon]

[crimson tapir]

Bro thinks i can be tricked 💀

[past beacon]

Tricked?

[crimson tapir]

Women are fictional caracters aka not real💀

[past beacon]

[vivid heath]

community

[ember dagger]

[vivid heath]

https://tenor.com/view/persona-persona-fans-bad-game-persona-is-bad-midsona-gif-26169431

[gray parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/932997963981140074/1110138846601027604/ssstwitter.com_1684686749579.mp4

[rugged glade]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CpoJOfpAtvN/?igshid=NjZiM2M3MzIxNA==

[vivid heath]

login instagram

[rugged glade]

Yeah it’s a reel though just click it

[vivid heath]

but i dont have instagram

[cosmic ember]

I miss when discord actually embeded insta stuff

[vivid heath]

i miss when

[ember dagger]

[rancid acorn]

hi I'm girls

all of them.

[nimble berry]

I love that you can turn and troll them with overly graphic detail as pu ishment and then say they brought it on themselves for asking

[ebon pebble]

[lilac sinew]

More

[steady bramble]

he is so deprived he thinks they don't exist, he must go outside and find some

[crimson tapir]

Can't go outside to dangerous

[steady bramble]

your problem

[cerulean flicker]

nostalgic sound

[ember dagger]

balls

[azure zealot]

The void stares back

[tender orbit]

🇰🇵

[azure zealot]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[regal bison]

i love how when you're a kid, you think adults know everything

but in reality sometimes they're the most braindead mfs ever 😭

[azure zealot]

Fish gameplay of horro game

On the second video that was as far in as i got in that building

[prisma knoll]

Well, at least UK won't fork you for 67k or let you die

[regal bison]

UK citizens when they have to wait in line to get medical care (they are dying as we speak)

[prisma knoll]

its just... a stitch

Its not like they will just make you wait 2 years if you have your throat slit

[carmine patrol]

Your bill is only 67K if you intend on payin it

[celest pagoda]

Sorry but had to do it

[somber pagoda]

[burnt edge]

My memes take way to long to send

[cosmic ember]

my toxic trait is thinking I could do this with ease

[crude fog]

You felt my pain, it's almost like I poked voodoo dolls And I hope my spirit haunts the studios when I'm gone My picture jumps off a poster and just floats through the halls And fucking goes through the walls like the ghost of Lou Rawls

[azure zealot]

1 year? Easly

As far as i get to eat im fine

Thats all i need to survive

Even if i d not want it its basically an obligation ...

1 year will pass fast then i ll be free of everything the rest of my life

[carmine patrol]

I hope the people watching me like the sound of god-awful singing, cause they'll be hearing it for a whole year.

I'm not tone deaf, I know my singing is almost as bad as cancer... I just don't care >:D

[vivid heath]

bss in real

[novel veldt]

https://youtube.com/shorts/lGwaD-FcDHA?feature=share

[vivid heath]

yooooo i been lookin for that for a hot minute now epic

[carmine patrol]

I can respect not knowing who tf that is, but frfr, why his hand glow-tho?

[fast hornet]

He is the one

[prisma knoll]

He has the fire spell active

[deft cobalt]

I wanna post

Why cant ı

[azure zealot]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[azure zealot]

Also

Reacting to messages with a clown (🤡), a skull (💀), or a nerd face (🤓) isn't funny. It's not cool, it's not interesting, it's annoying.

These 3 emojis in particular aren't funny, they're RUDE. We as staff work hard to keep this place safe, and to have you all constantly react to our messages with mean emojis makes me FURIOUS.

STOP reacting to our messages with rude emojis. They do NOTHING but make you look really, really stupid.

It shows you have no rebuttals to our arguments, so you have to use juvenile tactics paramount to terrorism in order to stop us from being able to speak our truth.

FROM NOW ON, IF YOU REACT WITH ANY MEAN EMOJIS, I AM WRITING YOUR NAME DOWN.

IF YOU ARE A SERIAL REACTOR, YOUR USERNAME IS GOING TO A GOOGLE DOC. AT THE END OF THE MONTH, I WILL TAKE THIS DOC TO THE APPROPIATE AUTHORITIES FOR THEM TO INVESTIGATE AND ARREST YOU.

This is your ONLY warning. Tread carefully...

[whole sedge]

Also youre not staff...

About as good as can be expected

[azure zealot]

U got proof?

[whole sedge]

Yeah... its not in your profile

[azure zealot]

?? Wdym i do

[azure zealot]

Yes it is

Yeah

Just look

[whole sedge]

No

[azure zealot]

Yeah

Its there

Look

Yall blind or sum

[whole sedge]

No

[azure zealot]

....

Its there bruh

[whole sedge]

It aint

[azure zealot]

It is

[whole sedge]

Yea

[azure zealot]

Moderator and premium too

Cant you guys see it?

[whole sedge]

Yeaa make a screen

Just as i thought... no screen

Hes just messing with us

What does the rules say?

Is there something about lying?

[azure zealot]

Cant you guys see it?

Its in there

Check again

What

Im on my smart fridge i cant send a screenshot

Sorry

No this is discord

Welcome

[whole sedge]

Not the KFC Refill Station?

[azure zealot]

Samsung smart fridge

[whole sedge]

Nice

[azure zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/omega-networks-samsungsmartfridge-gmod-council-of-gangs-gif-19329107

[meager snow]

Open door and smack it

[azure zealot]

You actually can reach discord via that bcs they run on windows

Funnily enough

[whole sedge]

Imma test it out... i dont care what the family behind me says

[deft cobalt]

Thx

[deft cobalt]

Im gonna dm you the meme can you post it ?

[azure zealot]

Nty

[deft cobalt]

Ok

[azure zealot]

Just talk in #community, its not that bad. And ask for shitposter on modmail

[deft cobalt]

Sure

[azure zealot]

(Hes not gonna do it)

[potent merlin]

@harsh zinc Read the guidelines https://links.gtaodiscord.com/shitposting

[high raft]

POV:ur fighting with
Lspd-⬜
Military-🟦
Merryweather-🟩
Ballas-🟨
Bikers-🟧
O'neil brothers-🟥
Bogdan crew -🟫
Clifford juggernauts-⬛
Casino heist guards -💀

[vivid heath]

I don't get it can you explain the meme

[high raft]

What are the reactions of the enemies that u fight

Hard

Mega hard

Impossible

[small bridge]

nice pfp

[carmine patrol]

Oh, word? Legitness

[vivid heath]

https://tenor.com/view/mgr-metal-gear-rising-sundowner-red-sun-oneshot-niko-gif-25244576

[queen owl]

find the peace within ourselves no need for a cure

[vivid heath]

i mean they aint cheap

i aint buyin that shit still

[ember dagger]

Big boobs

[ember dagger]

how my dick be floating in the bathtub

[carmine patrol]

you should probably get that looked at.

That part of you isn't supposed to float

[shrewd ledge]

The cat name is...

[ember dagger]

what

[carmine patrol]

Correct

[ember dagger]

the cat name is big boobs

[ember dagger]

it wasn't hard

[carmine patrol]

Perhaps

[past beacon]

They just like me fr

[small bridge]

'bout to graze grass and shite innit bruv

[regal bison]

soggy pussy

[azure zealot]

Okay......

[small bridge]

Sussy gussy

[azure zealot]

Please stop lmao

Down bad

[potent merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-ohearn-gif-637520899098783854

[vivid heath]

community

[cerulean flicker]

memes-and-shitposting

[warm widget]

yuh same. im not buying that shit unless my chick wants it

[shrewd ledge]

Heated floor is a thing?

[ember dagger]

yeah, some people hate the floor

[sullen hemlock]

arthur my man

[cobalt peak]

they still are

[past beacon]

Who wouldn't want to have relations with cavill tho

[cobalt peak]

thats basically saying: "Gravity?! Who gives a crap about gravity?"

[exotic isle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[placid sleet]

@civic sundial @bold solstice @regal bison

[tidal depot]

Do you guys think Taylor Swift could get away with saying the N-word?

[placid sleet]

Definitely

It would be funny seeing her say it

[cobalt peak]

huh

is that real?!

is R* doing something good for once?!

[placid sleet]

Look at that channel i posted this in

[tidal depot]

I think the social justice warrior fans would turn a blind eye

[cobalt peak]

:(

[regal bison]

if only

comments on that look angry lol

[wicked pine]

@cosmic panther @compact scarab

[cobalt peak]

rx 7600, rtx 4060

[potent merlin]

wow

not approved are u mad

[potent merlin]

taylor swift the goat

[fleet night]

The comments are so stupid

[ember dagger]

yooooo mr.bean what the hell you doin

wait is it bean or been

nvm

[somber pagoda]

W

[carmine patrol]

I wish I had 1/1000th the confidence of that freshman....

[azure zealot]

Haha ur so funy

[potent merlin]

discord moderators carrying the server

[prisma knoll]

Well, i dont think that has helped Intel sell their cards all that much

[versed sleet]

I have never purchased an aircraft before and just now bought the b11 strikeforce

[glossy galleon]

Vin Petrol

[runic shore]

can't message the bot so????

[cobalt peak]

you need to message

other wise no perms

[cobalt peak]

can you not

[potent merlin]

@runic shore if it didn't work the first four times, why you still trying?

[runic shore]

լ̳̳ه̡͜͡រه̡͜͡រլ̳̳

هl̸͜͡ه̡͜͡l̡͜լ̳̳ه͜͡l̸͜͡ه

l̸͜͡ه̡͜͡l̡͜լ̳̳ه͜͡l̸͜͡լ

[runic shore]

LMFAO

[potent merlin]

Rule 3 still applies here btw

[noble cove]

I interviewed an Italian scientist, this is true

[gray parcel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/996388259078869102/1108939382615965738/1684459752706_1684459752717.mp4

[lyric badge]

So if I understand this ad, they're saying I will immediately regret having eaten their food.

[regal bison]

yeah, once you see how much they charge, you'll be bawling your eyes out

[cerulean flicker]

bro what

[celest pagoda]

Men use shampoo for all of that already ☕

[crimson tapir]

Oh crap

I apologize for saying the c word

[potent merlin]

[coral moat]

What about that rapper clip

Has a Forbidden word

[potent merlin]

Which

[crimson tapir]

Fr and its also such a bad meme

[coral moat]

You know, The n

I might add, there's been alot of n memes

[crimson tapir]

"Name someone more sturty" it's such a shity meme and it has a nono word of the N variety

[coral moat]

I just cba to modmail lol

[coral moat]

Nah, I meant the meme before yours

The rappers who are fat one

People thinking they can get away, also just ban D1 at this point lol

[potent merlin]

I meant which meme, but yeah we deal with n word memes on a case by case basis. My stance on it is different than some other mods in which I don't believe we should be punishing for it if it's used in songs, or in a non threatening or non-offensive way

[coral moat]

So me saying a country is banable?

[crimson tapir]

I got banned for 14 days because it was in a song playing in the background

[coral moat]

I said an African country in memes 2 years ago and got banned lol

But, I respect your view on the word

It's just, sometimes. It's used as offensive according to said meme

[potent merlin]

Mustn't have been me who issued that, or it was before I started being more lenient

[coral moat]

We all love offensive memes, tbh

[celest pagoda]

I don't

[coral moat]

Well not like that

[celest pagoda]

Degrading?

[coral moat]

If its degrading then it's not funny

I'm just talking harmless offensive memes

"The ones we find funny because we don't get the context" Wise

[celest pagoda]

Potato is good

[coral moat]

Either way, Memes have been shit for the past 2 years lol

[celest pagoda]

False

[coral moat]

Take me back to Doge

[celest pagoda]

I send the funniest memes

[coral moat]

Prove it.

[potent merlin]

My personal favourite is woman go, man go

A certified hood classic

[coral moat]

Watermelon?

[potent merlin]

[coral moat]

Yeah I know that meme

I don't get it

[celest pagoda]

[coral moat]

I wonder why I spend 13hrs on YT

[coral moat]

I've seen that one on YT

Rizz is not funny

[celest pagoda]

U not worthy of my memes

[coral moat]

No printer

[celest pagoda]

[coral moat]

Bruh I laughed at that

Fuck you lol

[coral moat]

Give em back!

[novel veldt]

I saw this in car format

https://youtube.com/shorts/wPRdMO4mkD8?feature=share

[inland lake]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_sp7iJFp5I

[crimson tapir]

Mid ceack this shit out

Picked something random

[cerulean flicker]

[cobalt peak]

the cpu is bottlenecking that gpu

[carmine patrol]

Ryzen 7700X, 32Gb RAM, MSI HD Radeon 7700

[carmine patrol]

Me: "You know anywhere I can get an outboard boat m-"
Yamaha: slams a boat motor on the table

[celest pagoda]

Yeah

[carmine patrol]

My rig has the MSI HD Radeon 7700 x.x
The CPU is a ryzen 3600 (non-x), and is dead because my landlord never fixed the electrical in my room and I didn't know it was scuffed until my CPU bit the dust...
Funny enough, my AsRock B450 Pro4 is 100% perfectly fine, which is weird because it was the cheapest board I could get ($68)... so I expected it to die a lot sooner than the CPU

[celest pagoda]

It's about your psu failing to protect your parts

[carmine patrol]

The PSU can only protect against so much. When you're having mini-brownouts all-day every day, that's a tall order. I... didn't know about that until I turned my ceiling fan light on and after ~20 minutes it was flickering, and progressively got worse. And... the same for another lamp I later used to test the outlets

Before that discovery, I had my lamp plugged into a cable connected to my bathroom.

The full story is that my kitchen shared a breaker with my bedroom, the microwave demanded 20 amps, my bedroom was 15 amps, and I didn't know the extent of the damage

[celest pagoda]

Then if you have this kind of awful grid you should really think of a UPS

And yeah psu should provide a lot of protection

[carmine patrol]

I didn't know I needed a UPS to protect my PC from my own house. I live in FL and planned on getting one closer to hurricane season (because... HURRICANES). I didn't know that the microwave had nuked the absolute shit out of my bedroom's power, otherwise I would've just plugged the PC into the living room and told my mom to suck it up if she doesn't like having it there

Oh, but I did get a new PSU. I figured if the CPU is toasted, then the PSU might not be good. So, when I get a new CPU (and home) everything should™️ be fine.

[celest pagoda]

I hope so

[carmine patrol]

After that, I'll get a better GPU and a 3D printer and start a 3D Printing ASMR youtube channel

[vital imp]

#tech-coding-math

[carmine patrol]

My brother in christ, the conversation ended 40+ minutes ago.

[potent merlin]

[carmine patrol]

just wait till you realize the main ingredient in the krabby patty is crab

[celest pagoda]

Whattt!!!

[potent merlin]

[crimson tapir]

Your mother moment

[nimble berry]

Sparkles

✨

[nimble berry]

Oh God how do I go back

[potent merlin]

Hold it again and I think it reverts it

[nimble berry]

Oh I got it

Yeah

Oh sweet Jesus that was terrible

[past beacon]

What

[ember dagger]

will it work on phones?

[sleek merlin]

It’s an eyesore

[ember dagger]

[sleek merlin]

Yes

[ember dagger]

well it's not working for me

[sleek merlin]

Hold it down twice

[ember dagger]

omg what have you done to me

HOW DO I GO BACK

nvm

[azure zealot]

Same way you got in

[sleek merlin]

[ember dagger]

thank you

[cerulean flicker]

wtf

tryka broke my discord

[azure zealot]

Tryka is kinda cute

[potent merlin]

[carmine patrol]

sounds like quite a predicament.

[novel veldt]

yeah its unfortiunate ng l

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/279074751392251905/1111430629666607194/IMG_6973.jpg

https://twitter.com/SuspectFed/status/1660698132404121600?s=20

Tweets By Feds (@SuspectFed)

https://t.co/Dpa9RWIvg7

Likes

14686

Retweets

783

Twitter · May 22, 2023, 5:24 PM

@tropic swan

[vivid heath]

Bahahahahahh

[remote jay]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSLRKc5c9/

[carmine patrol]

hovers mouse over image
notices browser is displaying "jpeg" in the URL

[molten atlas]

E

[ember dagger]

we going slow this time, babygirl

[tropic swan]

Bruh what

[coral raven]

what

[keen sluice]

Shit meme tbh

That girl is not the father's child, her ears are elf shaped, the mom had sex with Santa's workers

[potent merlin]

Why can't I post videos again?

[carmine patrol]

@potent merlin First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[azure zealot]

Reacting to messages with a clown (🤡), a skull (💀), or a nerd face (🤓) isn't funny. It's not cool, it's not interesting, it's annoying.

These 3 emojis in particular aren't funny, they're RUDE. We as staff work hard to keep this place safe, and to have you all constantly react to our messages with mean emojis makes me FURIOUS.

STOP reacting to our messages with rude emojis. They do NOTHING but make you look really, really stupid.

It shows you have no rebuttals to our arguments, so you have to use juvenile tactics paramount to terrorism in order to stop us from being able to speak our truth.

FROM NOW ON, IF YOU REACT WITH ANY MEAN EMOJIS, I AM WRITING YOUR NAME DOWN.

IF YOU ARE A SERIAL REACTOR, YOUR USERNAME IS GOING TO A GOOGLE DOC. AT THE END OF THE MONTH, I WILL TAKE THIS DOC TO THE APPROPIATE AUTHORITIES FOR THEM TO INVESTIGATE AND ARREST YOU.

This is your ONLY warning. Tread carefully...

[storm heron]

Reacting to messages with a clown (🤡), a skull (💀), or a nerd face (🤓) isn't funny. It's not cool, it's not interesting, it's annoying.

These 3 emojis in particular aren't funny, they're RUDE. We as staff work hard to keep this place safe, and to have you all constantly react to our messages with mean emojis makes me FURIOUS.

STOP reacting to our messages with rude emojis. They do NOTHING but make you look really, really stupid.

It shows you have no rebuttals to our arguments, so you have to use juvenile tactics paramount to terrorism in order to stop us from being able to speak our truth.

FROM NOW ON, IF YOU REACT WITH ANY MEAN EMOJIS, I AM WRITING YOUR NAME DOWN.

IF YOU ARE A SERIAL REACTOR, YOUR USERNAME IS GOING TO A GOOGLE DOC. AT THE END OF THE MONTH, I WILL TAKE THIS DOC TO THE APPROPIATE AUTHORITIES FOR THEM TO INVESTIGATE AND ARREST YOU.

This is your ONLY warning. Read carefully...

[potent merlin]

@carmine patrol thanks for getting back to me

[azure zealot]

@carmine patrol thanks for getting back to me

[carmine patrol]

@carmine patrol thanks for getting back to me

[storm heron]

@carmine patrol thanks for getting back to me

[nimble berry]

@carmine patrol thanks for getting back to me

[small bridge]

i went to Thug Shaker Central

best place ive ever been

ive been plastered by thug shaker ads

come on down to thug shaker central

[azure zealot]

@potent merlin look we made a little convoy

[crude fog]

@potent merlin look we made a little convoy

[prisma knoll]

[split abyss]

Djsfhfjfi

[potent merlin]

Fuck yall

[small bridge]

yes i fuck myself

nobody wants to come to thug shaker central

its a good city you know

or place for that matter

[rugged glade]

https://youtube.com/shorts/V3zdN0wTydo?feature=share

[coarse igloo]

is this shitposting

[celest pagoda]

Fly over a pigeon and shit on them

[abstract sigil]

@carmine patrol thanks for getting back to me

[potent merlin]

i would wanna fly away in this dumping mud on ppl below

[tough crater]

https://tenor.com/view/vapordecision-gif-26563858

[azure zealot]

Drive by

Fly by

[tough crater]

https://tenor.com/view/keanu-reeves-keanu-jumpscare-lol-john-wick-gif-24229397

[dusty mirage]

Hi gamers

Bye gamers

[novel veldt]

https://i.redd.it/ckzj233ve62b1.jpg @vale tartan @sacred anchor @meager snow

[meager snow]

[sacred anchor]

[ember dagger]

[potent merlin]

Consider the following

[gray parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/kumala-la-kumala-mrtti-gif-25688572

[stone swift]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cr0okdSNvZP/

miuustudio

Shower time~
.
.
.

Likes

65078

Instagram

[coarse igloo]

@potent merlin

[crimson tapir]

L meme + stop spamming it

[vital imp]

That's not gonna happen bro

He's been doing this for like a year or 2 now

[crimson tapir]

It's just a very bad meme

[celest pagoda]

[prisma knoll]

Kudos for honesty

[river portal]

🎉 🎉

[prisma knoll]

🎉 🦈 🦈 🎉

[river portal]

[cerulean flicker]

[river portal]

[prisma knoll]

[river portal]

I made my own shark card emotes as I couldn't find them

🎉

[prisma knoll]

[river portal]

[muted owl]

huh

[cerulean flicker]

[river portal]

[steel jewel]

Rip choco taco

[slim topaz]

You just unlocked a memory deep in my head

I'll take a ninja turtle bar please

[vivid heath]

I'm ordering picture icon in lower right

[small bridge]

shork 🦈

[carmine patrol]

why she cover her face tho?

[reef fractal]

I refuse to believe these r actual old ppl💀

[tough crater]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-cyberpunk-keanu-reeves-wake-the-fuck-up-samurai-samurai-gif-21728098

[vital imp]

cope

[prisma knoll]

[vivid heath]

I pee in poo

Amazing

[cobalt peak]

I shit in poo

Get on my level

[prisma knoll]

Thanks, i really needed a visual tutorial for that

[worn sphinx]

So that's where you pour the lemonade in a car. Intresting

[tough crater]

https://tenor.com/view/beastie-boys-sabatoge-pointing-swag-gif-9301634

[stone swift]

lmao

[potent merlin]

[steel sleet]

Me when I pull up to a car meet

[potent merlin]

Meh face but that body tho

[potent merlin]

is this real

[keen rapids]

Who made lil bro mad 😠 😡 😤

[opaque atlas]

._.

[abstract sigil]

did you know? when allah created world
allah did give whole world to Albania but Albania frendly countrie so Albania gived land to other countrie

[ember dagger]

absolutely

[open iron]

never expected this colab

[abstract sigil]

@meager snow is this real

[meager snow]

yup, u got me there

[small bridge]

RED AND BLACK I DRESS EAGLE ON MY CHEST ITS GOOD TO BE AN ALBANIAN 🇦🇱

[molten bluff]

Serbia is the progenitor of life

[cerulean flicker]

@drifting mulch

[rugged glade]

https://youtu.be/pKdRMQi1UZ8

[vivid heath]

https://giant.gfycat.com/EvergreenThoughtfulGazelle.mp4

he was so happy to see the fishes

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/john-wick-gif-25954251

[vivid heath]

shitting rn

[crimson tapir]

Ewwww i could never do that in a million years

[ember dagger]

who is I and Stand? and why are they with Ukraine

[azure zealot]

@random galleon is this real

[nimble berry]

Can confirm it's brazil

[slim topaz]

Griefing is literally part of gta

[steel sleet]

Griefing isn't a thing anymore

[slim topaz]

🤔

[steel sleet]

[slim topaz]

[steel sleet]

[random galleon]

yes i can confirm its real

happened close to my school

[slim topaz]

Vs siren head?

[random galleon]

ye

it happens from time to time

[slim topaz]

Who you think will win?

[random galleon]

idk

probably gonna end in a draw

[celest pagoda]

But that's Gmail

[brave trellis]

open gtao and see what happens

[steel sleet]

I'm not seeing any griefing

[steady bramble]

I will make it a thing

: )

[azure zealot]

Swaggy

[lusty sedge]

BUS!

[dusty mirage]

Hej

[dusty mirage]

Win

He meant e-male

[vivid heath]

https://tenor.com/view/2014-gif-22209405

[dusty mirage]

I thought it's 7 months away

Mad Watch This Swag Love Sosa Gangster Cat?

[small bridge]

when you realize 1970 is way closer than 1900

[vivid heath]

when you realise 1901 is closer than 1900

[cobalt peak]

when you realise

[novel veldt]

[cosmic ember]

@civic wigeon idk the areas but lemme know the accuracy of this

[civic wigeon]

What

Sir i am european

[cosmic ember]

Oh this stupid fucking app

Mb

@tribal bramble

The meme above, I pinged the wrong dude

[civic wigeon]

Lmao, its fine

[tribal bramble]

This is often accurate. The left side is often from underdeveloped areas of provinces.

The right side is typical Manileno, a term for people who live in Metro Manila

[vivid heath]

and where i wanna go

[novel veldt]

https://twitter.com/LookAtMyMeat1/status/1662497900755025922?s=20

Johann (@LookAtMyMeat1)

Autist asks anons for advice texting a girl and succeeds
1/5

Likes

10469

Retweets

1501

Twitter · May 27, 2023, 4:36 PM

[cosmic ember]

Can 2022 apologize for its underwhelming experience as well

[worn sphinx]

But that is a car

[ember dagger]

LOUD WARNING

[novel veldt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/675784224846118932/1112251661499506769/IMG_20230528_002214_533.png

[ember dagger]

💀

[cobalt peak]

bro got that underaged rizz (should be in jail)

[potent merlin]

That escalated quickly

[vestal panther]

😔🕺

[vestal panther]

Lol

Bruh

[potent merlin]

What a nice cake

[frosty scaffold]

So this is where the mods hideout

I’ve found them all

[carmine patrol]

Forgot this one was the GTA server. Literally the only server with that stupid requirement

[misty radish]

-+

[potent merlin]

You just message the bot and ask for the role

[azure zealot]

People when they need to ask for a role

[carmine patrol]

A had the role, then I lost it for posting 5 memes in a row. Can't be bothered to reapply- stupid rule is stupid, would be better if you got the role simply for hitting level 5 and mods only got involved if you actually did something bad. This is the only server with this stupid ruleset <insert shrug anime girl emote>

[potent merlin]

[nimble berry]

Not really hiding

[potent merlin]

this is fake redditors love hanging out with kids

[abstract sigil]

um tapa na gostosa

[nimble berry]

Jeck

@manic tundra

[vivid heath]

jeck

Discord that is not a new message I literally sent it

[manic tundra]

Jeck

[small bridge]

Jeck

[alpine terrace]

Jeck

[storm heron]

Jeck

[azure zealot]

Jeck

[nimble berry]

Jeck

[carmine patrol]

Is the warning I just received legit, or just someone messing around?

[nimble berry]

[nimble berry]

It was meme

[carmine patrol]

It was funny I just had to make sure xD

[regal bison]

me when project zomboid

[rugged glade]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrbrNDsL8Al/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

[potent merlin]

discord moderators in 2040 exploring the internet via brain cable

[regal bison]

wow... he is so me

[small bridge]

my volume is set to 69

[prisma knoll]

Who let Blud drive

[potent merlin]

Lets talk about society

Our school system

Im feeling philosophical

[inland lake]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/945074161611599932/1112056806651474020/attachment-1.gif

[inland lake]

i cant hear the song but im 6 seconds in and i already hate it so much

uuh the rest of the video took a turn

[cerulean flicker]

[steady bramble]

can u post original tweet

[prisma knoll]

What the living fuck is that

[somber pagoda]

Bros stealing trains now guess breaking into random peoples houses ain't cutting it no more ☠️☠️☠️

[cloud dawn]

He also stole an old lady's dog. Although I'm not sure if that train gig was done before or after he got arrested.

[ember dagger]

https://youtube.com/shorts/-iioYSQqo-U?feature=share3

[ember dagger]

yooooo what's that game

i think i was playing it when i was a kid

[inland lake]

tbh i have no idea play the mgs games, the yakuza games, the two entropy zeroes, hacknet, then ultrakill and finish it off with some stanley parable

by the end of this you will become me

you will do what i do and say what i say

[hallow rune]

God, give a disclaimer

[potent merlin]

pawg what is this

[hallow rune]

You are a racist

[prisma knoll]

Why is the fish so sad

[potent merlin]

Life

[prisma knoll]

[dusty mirage]

This,
...is a fun guy

🍄

[ember dagger]

he's real

[small kindle]

: - |

[ember dagger]

gotta get that lvl 5

[azure zealot]

🐟

[ember dagger]

Maybe loud? idk

[prisma knoll]

I dont see the prank

that is sexy boobs you just showed

this is big boobs

[azure zealot]

:3

[ember dagger]

i love big boobs

[rich maple]

I like u

[past beacon]

[dusty mirage]

Mfs on Instagram

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/036/221/weeknd-1.jpg

The Weekend

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/984/156/690.png

[ember dagger]

[dusty mirage]

🫧

[strong aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/agiota-bob-esponja-gif-25145823

[somber pagoda]

Where do yall find these gems lol

[ember dagger]

join multiple meme servers and be unemployed

[azure zealot]

(Gore, nsfw, loud, flashing lights)

[prisma knoll]

Too political

[brave trellis]

wait until people find out bob odenkirk is real

[lilac perch]

kinda loud ig

[elder sedge]

big brains right there

[shrewd ledge]

What's the name of the movie

[warped stone]

The walking dead

[abstract sigil]

Mods is this allowed

[prisma knoll]

[steady bramble]

man asks for the name of the movie after one 7 second clip with meme text

[shrewd ledge]

It just that I watched the movie but I forgot the name

[azure zealot]

Dont call me out!

[hidden verge]

It’s a show called the walking dead

[carmine patrol]

bro... I'm contacting the modmail on you

[gray parcel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807915967492653086/1113051261068136448/cta-1.mp4

[shrewd ledge]

@warped stone Thanks both of you

[fresh stone]

I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATION. I am aware that the announcement of imminent masturbation has been a serious reocurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this server full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will soon be cumming, and offer me that coveted high-five that I so surely deserve. As the announcement of imminent masturbation is NOT in the current ruleset, I will continue to toe this line. Any and all action taken against me by the mod team will be considered extra judicial and I will retaliate by mobilizing my army of alts. If any males want to provide me a high-five or emotial gratification, please do so. If any females wish to provide me sexual gratification, ew. Thank you, and please remember: I AM NOW MASTURBATING

[potent merlin]

do you guys think they settled their beef?!

[potent merlin]

Not the keyboard cause it costs money, not the tears cause that's girlish, can't scream cause my mom doesn't allow. All I have to ruin is my face.

[reef fractal]

💀💀

[rugged glade]

https://tenor.com/view/wario-puppet-gif-21611167

[potent merlin]

Lmao

[prisma knoll]

Nice car

[prisma knoll]

Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on. If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.

[gray parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/kumala-la-kumala-mrtti-gif-25688572

[vital imp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/806998262158196749/1112873493919445062/whack__memereelCsrb4D2swqL1.mp4

[inland lake]

https://vxtwitter.com/heavyfortres/status/1663521973119471617

[hardy oracle]

Hello degenerates

[hardy oracle]

I called my parents after I lost my virginity no cap. They were very confused at 2:34am

[inland lake]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxY-V7gBObtsGiS_q7chPkvRuwxTk5AgJq

patrick gets a stroke

[nimble berry]

@inland lake are these real blapman originals

[inland lake]

no moderator

i am ashamed to admit that for once, i have not posted content originally made by me

i will show my loyalty by cutting off my fingers

donem

i cDndt tupe snymotfe

fuvk

[ember dagger]

@inland lake you ok bro?

[past beacon]

wym by that

[crimson tapir]

I mean nerd alert

[past beacon]

I can't send cropped version

[past beacon]

[past beacon]

[prisma knoll]

Literally me

[ebon pebble]

Good job!

[abstract sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/roxanne-roxanne-wolf-tickle-asmr-vr-gif-25504941

[past beacon]

Average sigma player

[cerulean flicker]

alright i might get banned for this but Yolo

[past beacon]

[crimson tapir]

Very #gross

[cerulean flicker]

sorry