memes-and-shitposting

[crimson tapir]

"Okey everyone since you don't listen 🤓☝🏻"

[dapper gazelle]

And now seeing you here made me have a heart attack

[prisma knoll]

@potent merlin

[dusty mirage]

Never seen a nerd viper before

The last one to stay be me because I've always got my friends' back

[cerulean flicker]

closing the window tho

[dusty mirage]

I

Have a friend who looks like that

He

Would do that

Close the window

[abstract cedar]

Why would he tell the girls? Wouldn’t he tell the boys and they would tease him?

[ember dagger]

[heady sable]

axel in cat plaza

[azure zealot]

WOOOO HE KNOW HOW TO TRUMPET

i need the full version

absolutely

[alpine terrace]

||Never Gonna Give You Up||

[regal bison]

https://tenor.com/view/gmod-gif-20752271

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1072735183020765266/1103890888754745384/20230504_204758.gif

[small bridge]

I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[hallow rune]

He the one who knocks

[alpine terrace]

I agree

[potent merlin]

ai generated adult games

[dawn magnet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/264417177094848512/1103995402669277204/SPOILER_RDT_20230505_133808.mp4

[timber blade]

[ember dagger]

ai gta VI

[dusty mirage]

That's fish

[ember dagger]

tf she's talking about

i didn't understand one word

[dawn magnet]

why is this guy describing Americans?

[dapper gazelle]

When you get tired of kids cheating in the nerf war

[mossy turret]

DAMn

[dapper gazelle]

It’s fake don’t worry

[potent merlin]

Thank god

[blissful raptor]

lol

imagine if it was real

were all dead I mean it all dead the whole world no cap

[cerulean flicker]

i think that would be a USA problem

[blissful raptor]

right

[regal bison]

there's not any beer in that picture though

so idk

[young warren]

Its nerf or nothing

[dapper gazelle]

Lol

[dapper gazelle]

Tryka I don’t know if that’s sarcasm or your considering revoking my ability to post images but I’ll be safe and spend 5 minutes thinking before I post here just for my safety

[river portal]

🎉 🎉

[oblique crypt]

“Ur a boy kisser arent you” mfs when i rip out their ribcage

[inland lake]

'you like kissing boys dont you' mfs when i kiss them

[dapper gazelle]

Delete this shit

Do it

[cerulean flicker]

make me

[dapper gazelle]

Bruh

[livid olive]

is that ice spice michael jackson

[prisma knoll]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1099129957092966571/caption-4.gif

[ember dagger]

yes :3

[celest pagoda]

[prisma knoll]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/856363409913282572/1034062520341778525/togif.gif

[hushed bough]

You put bubblegum up your ass and blow bubbles with it

[ember dagger]

[prisma knoll]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/956618713396822040/1057605717047136266/attachment.gif

[prisma knoll]

Free my mans!!!

He aint do nun wrong!!!

[hushed bough]

absolutely blooming crackhead my ass

[hallow rune]

https://tenor.com/view/binchillin-john-cena-gif-24833239

[prisma knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/625776764127543306/991896848979742740/hmm-vn44qk.gif

[ember dagger]

VERY LOUD

[potent merlin]

fax

[cerulean flicker]

orange cat activities

[dapper gazelle]

Already do

[crude fog]

If you think that’s bad, you’ll hate how they used AI to get him to rap ice spice’s “munch”

[regal bison]

me fr

[azure zealot]

i can do that too

[dapper gazelle]

Oh no

[ember dagger]

happy birthday
||did i send this video?||

[dusty mirage]

There's a hot zombie girl at your door every Saturday at 4 AM

[dapper gazelle]

Why not a guy?

[ember dagger]

i wish

[dusty mirage]

The zombie guy is there every Monday at 5 AM

[dapper gazelle]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

[ember dagger]

the kid named lets:

[dusty mirage]

Illuminati Confirmed

Shorty a lil' baddie (she a lil' baddie)
Shorty my lil' boo thing (boo thing)
And shorty got the fatty
Shorty be catching mood swings

[dapper gazelle]

So you? 😂

[ember dagger]

what

[dapper gazelle]

What

[ember dagger]

[dapper gazelle]

[crimson tapir]

Kid named GOOOOO

[dusty mirage]

Christopher Walking

[celest pagoda]

Does it

[dawn magnet]

people need to learn that words are supposed to have meanings that should be applied

[crimson tapir]

Pretty sure this is a meme ban

[dusty mirage]

Where did you find this?

[azure zealot]

idk actually

it was either discord tiktok or twitter'

[dusty mirage]

Is that a woof or a meow

Meoof

The cat tried to convince the owner that it's still a cat

I will still drive an SLR McLaren after seeing this when I grow up my bank account

But then, only electric cars would be available

[potent merlin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1104101553868111952/m-1.gif

[azure zealot]

Are you calling me fat

Rude

[potent merlin]

[dusty mirage]

Manfred skull

Or Ellie skull

[dusty mirage]

Yoshi

Akita wa itsudesuka

Ā, akitainu wa kawaī

[carmine patrol]

Say this right before using an ultimate attack.

[lilac sinew]

I stole it from here

[delicate pasture]

Yeah, we don't need them to continue changing definitions so the word means what it means AND the opposite of what it means simultaneously.

[alpine terrace]

The Fuck

[ember dagger]

car

[delicate pasture]

This is what happens when you change from "Motorized Vehicle" to "Vehicleized Motor".

[azure zealot]

Thats a car sir

[alpine terrace]

Thats a symptoms of piles

Cars too has piles

[ember dagger]

listen to the top g and keep grinding kings 😔🙏

[reef fractal]

How u accidentally block a intersection💀

[potent merlin]

🙂

[tough crater]

LETSGO

[nimble berry]

I hate oblivious drivers like this with every fiber of my being

"OH haha I didn't know there was no room for my 15 foot suv in this intersection, guess I'll block traffic for an entire light cycle because I can't learn to drive! Heeheeheee+"

[tough crater]

https://tenor.com/view/alien-dance-hte-dancing-gif-5488052

https://tenor.com/view/jay-z-cool-get-with-it-suit-and-tie-gif-7515888

https://tenor.com/view/derrick-rose-drose-hurt-knee-my-knee-gif-16339283

https://tenor.com/view/hoezaay-sup-yo-yo-rap-rapper-gif-25521647

[brave trellis]

then when balenciaga makes a full suit of armor the entire internet clowns them

[prisma knoll]

Idk what man would be comfortable walking around with a Dark Souls armor that probably weights like an elephant

[ember dagger]

guys it was a joke

[remote jay]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS8KpvpEK/

@unique sleet for u

[potent merlin]

Trynna shit post

Do it

[quartz fable]

hi

@@tropic swan

can i get mod

@tropic swan

[tropic swan]

why are you pinging me for random stuff?

[quartz fable]

bro

its important

one thing

i need a favour from u

[potent merlin]

[quartz fable]

@tropic swan who is ur favourtie gta charecter

[small bridge]

Walter White

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-falling-fast-gif-18043850

[potent merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-vibing-gif-19875359

[carmine patrol]

Blessed images

[dapper gazelle]

Blursed?

[carmine patrol]

No. Blessed

[teal plank]

Rank up

Rank up

Rank up

[carmine patrol]

Time for a mod to go in and reduce your XP to 0

[alpine terrace]

Imagine Ranking up in #memes-and-shitposting

[alpine terrace]

[dawn magnet]

give the man his mod role😡

[ember dagger]

:3

[crimson tapir]

People can post a meme with a nono word in a song playing in the background and i post a meme with the same nono word playing in a song and get a meme ban big L

[potent merlin]

mod hasnt seen u should snitch @crimson tapir

[crimson tapir]

I did snitch 18 hours ago also your meme has the nono word in it

Maby i just got an unfair ban from a person who doesn't like me

[ember dagger]

bro💀💀 did you just tell him to snitch on you?

[dapper gazelle]

Bro pulled a George Washington

[dapper gazelle]

I’m risking my ability with this

[wise sun]

yeet

asefasrg

sdvfasfrg

dsfDF

trying to be lvl 10 honestly

[azure zealot]

dont do that

u ll be muted

[wise sun]

mb

[azure zealot]

just talk in #community

[cerulean flicker]

i think it ok to spam here

‎

[azure zealot]

its not lmao

just ask a mod but i think that spamming to lvl up is not allowed

[cerulean flicker]

ahh i see

[dusty mirage]

Oh my days

[dusty mirage]

Metro Ma- 🤯

[dusty mirage]

At least not the day after your birthday

[dusty mirage]

Are we allowed to?

[ember dagger]

yeah

thanks Lester

[dusty mirage]

Are you a girl?

[azure zealot]

no hes a car

[dusty mirage]

I've never kissed a person outside of my family, and the family ones were formal when visiting

[azure zealot]

[dusty mirage]

You know, there are exceptions like your mom or your sister

[cerulean flicker]

cars can't type in discord tho

[azure zealot]

i ve kissed @cerulean flicker before

[azure zealot]

tahts kinda racist

[cerulean flicker]

lol

[ember dagger]

I'm a cat

[crimson tapir]

Pov: 2013 meme

[ember dagger]

a male cat

with big balls

[dusty mirage]

Skinny?

[ember dagger]

nah

[dusty mirage]

Fat Cat

[ember dagger]

i prefer "thicc"

[dusty mirage]

Thicc Boi Certified

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/scran-cat-fat-gif-25388850

[potent merlin]

shitpost is the right word for this channel.

[ember dagger]

This might be disgusting to some but for me it's kinda funny

[rare drift]

i hope you die in a fire

[ember dagger]

why

[crimson tapir]

Bro has bones in his ear

[coral moat]

thats the worst one ive seen

💀

[coral raven]

poor guy 😦

[ember dagger]

3000 bc airpods

[dapper gazelle]

Speed running getting my shitposting meme status revoked

[cerulean flicker]

bro

[dapper gazelle]

Lol

It’s a speed run

[azure zealot]

Be carefull with the racist stuff

Words

Slurs

Racist slurs

[dapper gazelle]

It’s a speed run damn it

Trying to get my permissions revoked

[livid olive]

try pinging a mod

[dapper gazelle]

That’s too dumb

[livid olive]

muted and not revoked big L

[potent merlin]

[azure zealot]

Shut up

MAMA 🔊🔊🔊🔊

[ember dagger]

so eepy

[ember dagger]

i know i shouldn't say this but can you explain it to me?

[azure zealot]

No

[ember dagger]

[dusty mirage]

Every life matters, that's why birth control should be taken seriously

[azure zealot]

@potent merlin

@potent merlin @grand abyss

What the fuck

[potent merlin]

I'm not yellow

[ember dagger]

[muted heron]

U an opp when I see it’s on sight u best no I stay packing my gang Finna catch you ass lacking

You could lose ur life if I see bruv big man tings ye. It’s going to be a bad altercation for you

[azure zealot]

maaaaAAAAAA

[shy copper]

LMAOOO

that's soooo funny

[dusty mirage]

Oh, the complete version!

The Bowser sounded like a car

[nimble berry]

@potent merlin who are you

@dapper gazelle Only approved posters can send links, images, and videos.
Please check the pinned messages for more information on how to gain approval to post.

[azure zealot]

Exusia is hot

[dusty mirage]

Anyway, if you like car sounds, the link without spaces
https ://youtu.be /lYrqM3oiEXs

[potent merlin]

Check your DMs dawg.

[nimble berry]

There's nothing in my dms. Who are you

[potent merlin]

Fuck you man... I don't even care anymore at this point.
Do what you want to do.

[nimble berry]

What

[ember dagger]

[azure zealot]

its a type of scam im p sure

someone did the same to me

i just didnt bother lm fao

[nimble berry]

Nah I know em

It's ok

[azure zealot]

\

actually someone did exactly the same

he asked me to check dms i just blocked him lol

[potent merlin]

The plot thickens

[nimble berry]

[azure zealot]

[ocean sinew]

1. I have a dig bick
2. You that read wrong
3. You read that wrong too
4. You checked
5. You smiled
6. You are wandering why you are still reading this
7. You saw that mistake, right?
   (On 7)
8. But did you see that I skipped 6?
9. You checked
10. And saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9
11. I said "saw you" not you saw
12. I also skipped 2
13. You got tricked
14. I'm just wasting your time

[cerulean flicker]

16. jokes on you, i didn't read that

[nimble berry]

Wall of text, didn't read

[rugged patrol]

IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER??

[calm gyro]

Como puedo hacer post memes

[hallow crest]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-who-put-you-on-the-planet-disgusted-gif-23820954

https://tenor.com/view/memes-metal-gear-rising-raiden-metal-gear-monsoon-gif-24594648

[lilac sinew]

bottom text

[calm gyro]

Lemonade

[covert rain]

https://youtu.be/qvC2bVa7UX4?t=5

[covert rain]

English but I'm Spanish speaker

[scarlet dune]

Fr

[ember dagger]

[regal bison]

hypothetically

[stray matrix]

@steep aspen

💀

[regal bison]

me fr

[stray matrix]

@regal bison

[elfin lagoon]

Well the year start coming and they don’t stop coming. Fed to the the rules and I hit the ground running didn’t make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to see. So what’s wrong with taking the back streets? You’ll never know if you don’t go. You’ll never shine if you don’t glow. Hey now, your an all star, get your game on, go play.

[agile thicket]

where is the video

[small bridge]

DM @wanton apex to get the shitposting role

[small bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/smack-destroyed-falling-tv-television-gif-17504036

[neon thistle]

https://youtube.com/shorts/qB8UGn2Sido?feature=share

[abstract sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/934062419733536768/967291434401161256/MemeFeedBot-317.mov

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046069780811100230/1074141472183562250/1675271282334.mp4

@wary notch

[inland lake]

smoking willem defoe from stalker holding a bread loaf and a diet sausage in pripyat

[potent merlin]

come
on
down
and
grab
some
corn
or
we
will
sacrifice
your
newborn

[stray matrix]

Man got all the skull memes 😂😂😂

[dusty mirage]

No way, sacrifice what!? 🤯

[potent merlin]

Your newborn, I have them here in my basement now.

Want photographic proof?

Here he is:

[dusty mirage]

Alright, where is the corn so I can grab

[potent merlin]

🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽

TAKE IT

$999.99

PAY UP OR THE BOY GETS SLICED IN HALF

Or we can personally hostage him if he’s a failure

PAY OR THE KID GETS IT

[dusty mirage]

I'm on the way with my FBI colleagues

[potent merlin]

10

9

8

7

TOO BAD MAN

i’m friends w the fbi director

5

4

3

2

1

He won’t tell

[dusty mirage]

Because you're not friends, right?

[potent merlin]

eh

ok i killed the kid

[dusty mirage]

We're at your door, you're surrounded

[potent merlin]

shit

ok OK!

catch me if you can dipshit

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH IM RUNNING AND RUNNING

[potent merlin]

😀wait wha-

[dusty mirage]

You can run, but you can't hiiide

[potent merlin]

jokes on you im in england there are no FBI in england

haha

[dusty mirage]

English Boy

[potent merlin]

american mf

[jolly pumice]

Oop-

[rare drift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/759814040297275402/1051962813012254900/catet.gif

[potent merlin]

Does anyone kniw a meme template where things start off nice but they get worse and worse with time

[cold aurora]

its called life

[celest pagoda]

It's called any modern free to play game

[azure zealot]

Fortnite

[potent merlin]

🐐 nite

[scarlet dune]

I watched the whole thing and I don’t understand

[livid olive]

same

[azure zealot]

Back with another milHELP, HELP, HELP ME, HELP

[scarlet dune]

Better plot than breaking bad

[potent merlin]

[prisma knoll]

These are some epic skeletons

[crimson tapir]

"No bro i posted that first🤓"

[azure zealot]

Sorry

[crimson tapir]

.

[crimson tapir]

Just a joke i posted a while ago

[azure zealot]

Sorry

[crimson tapir]

Sorry

[prisma knoll]

I still have no idea wtf i just watched. I assume the other guy is some sort of debt collector and then the store owner (who btw seems to be just eating off his own stock) tells him something that makes him really angry and he runs off. I am missing some context in this

[potent merlin]

you have to read in between the lines

[prisma knoll]

I am not chinese

[potent merlin]

that's why u read in between

[prisma knoll]

I have no idea what the subtitles say

Wym

[potent merlin]

its more about the interactions

[prisma knoll]

Well yeah, i get that

Still a rather confusing plot without knowing what they say

[azure zealot]

Sorry

[crimson tapir]

Sorry

[ember dagger]

sorry

[hallow rune]

Abunus

[azure zealot]

Sorry

[shrewd ledge]

Damn I didn't know roleplay could be that immersive to someone

[hallow rune]

Tafuk

[hallow rune]

That's an advancement

[dusty mirage]

French Flag Twerking

[river portal]

🎉 🎉

[dusty mirage]

GTA RP hits different

[abstract sigil]

[abstract sigil]

the farming simulator 22 intro is unnecessarily amazing

[crimson tapir]

Noticed the spelling errors 💀

[potent merlin]

hello mf's

[ember dagger]

[potent merlin]

I’m eating that fried chicken

[cold aurora]

fuck the bus

[stray matrix]

More like that's

[potent merlin]

discord mods at the factory

[cerulean flicker]

relatable

[crimson tapir]

Like bro i did nothing

Then i go and watch other memes and they're breaking the same "rules" that i broke and aren't getting banned / removed

[stray matrix]

German moment

[tender parcel]

Wtf

[abstract cedar]

Look at th above meme

[regal bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/780176660087177238/965423875879993405/the_furry_said.gif

discord deserves a pipe bomb

[abstract cedar]

What’s wrong with it

[covert rain]

https://youtu.be/IRnrDTqA3xo?t=38

[abstract cedar]

Scottish laugh at the end lol

[novel veldt]

I seen a longer version where they crash

[novel veldt]

I'm a small time casual streamer. I've been wanting try out the game from seeing some other streamers, so i gave it a shot. It was fun for awhile leveling, unlocking stuff, and the quests were really fun. When i didn't forget items though....
So i was trying to do this quest called 1 small favor. So i am like 30 favors into this dumb quest. Amd these creepy monks are at every quest location. I have no idea why theure following me, stalking me, harrassih me. Like they are there before i even get there, it was craxy. So i emd up yellong at them over it amd they play all innocent. They then hop into my chat and gaslight me. I kicked them all out snd deleyed by kick account. Idk who runs this game but they should do a better job on ingame harrassment. These guys were prolly trying to steal my items, they even offered me a ton of in game money under shady circumstances.
Im not going to disclose my username, but i am done with this game. I bet this is another example of how toxic this terrible game is. And some advice - if you see some ugly monks start stalking you... run! Hope this gamw gets shut down.

[ember dagger]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934062419733536768/1104968556610867221/image0-15-1.gif

[prisma knoll]

Literally me

[azure zealot]

Me

[azure zealot]

"Repost" 🤓

[regal bison]

misery:

[azure zealot]

Oh the misery

https://tenor.com/view/oh-the-misery-eggcat-gif-25127046

https://tenor.com/view/everybody-wants-to-be-my-enemy-gif-25993625

[azure zealot]

What the fuck

[hallow rune]

Demon badwoman

[tough crater]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-lang-meme-lang-gif-25328035

[hallow rune]

Soul Goodman nemesis

[regal bison]

can confirm (im the femboy)

[hallow rune]

I wish u were za femboy 😔

[tough crater]

[dusty mirage]

Oh my, one of those

[potent merlin]

bro shutup

[dusty mirage]

Relax bro

[copper crater]

i thought it was hamster

[carmine patrol]

Monch

[potent merlin]

this is the future of gta 6

[storm heron]

Headshot💀

[azure zealot]

Me

[regal bison]

i love za 😦

[hallow rune]

Tru

[azure zealot]

Pls change you L for a T (on the name)

[hallow rune]

Wayh

[azure zealot]

Please

(He tried to teleport bcs hes a omen main)

[cloud dawn]

@regal bison You got drafted??

[hallow rune]

https://tenor.com/view/audrey-hapburn-make-me-you-cant-make-me-tongue-out-sticking-tongue-out-gif-4821972

[regal bison]

yeah, i still have ptsd

[regal bison]

@acoustic stone

[meager birch]

why can't i post anything 💀

[crude fog]

Must at least level 5 to request shitposter role

[meager birch]

:/

[azure zealot]

If you squeeze me too much i might get dirty so nty

[inland lake]

fuck is going on in here

[crude fog]

Ok I’ll be careful

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-gif-26050971

[hallow rune]

Broo 😭

[novel veldt]

Before I begin my actual comment, I would like to apologize in advance for my inadequate level of English proficiency. I am not a native speaker of the world's current lingua franca which unfortunately leads to me making numerous embarrassing mistakes being made whenever I attempt to communicate using this language. Whenever I am reminded of how I lack the ability to convey my thoughts in an eloquent manner, I feel as though I have committed a cardinal sin, as though every English teacher in the world is simultaneously shaking their head and sighing due to how utterly disappointed they are at me.

Although I know that saying sorry to those of you who are reading my comment will not change the fact that I fail miserably to write and speak perfect English, I am writing this as a way to deter a certain type of people who cannot stand poor English (Also known informally as Grammar Nazis) from mocking me by posting unwanted and unnecessary comments detailing my every blunder. In my humble opinion, making grammatical errors should be perfectly acceptable as native speakers should not expect non-native speakers to be able to communicate in their second or third languages eloquently. If you are able to completely understand what the other person wrote, is there really a problem with what they've written? No, because the entire concept of communication is the exchange of information between other intelligent beings, which means that no matter how the exchange of information is made, as long as the information is accurately shared there is not a fundamental issue with their ability to communicate. To see it in another way, remember that someone who isn't fluent in English is fluent in another language. When you think about it this way, isn't it impressive for someone to speak a second language in any capacity? Having empathy and respect are qualities that are sorely missing for far too many people these days, especially on the internet.

That being said, I am aware that not all netizens who correct others are doing it to ridicule and shame. There are some who do so with the intent to help others improve and grow. However, displaying the failures of other people publicly will cause the person who is criticized to feel negative emotions such as shame and sadness due to the fact that their mistake has been made obvious which severely undermines the point they were trying to make in spite of their unfamiliarity with the English language. In most circumstances people are not looking for language help when they post anything online. Most people just want to enjoy themselves and have a good time on the internet which is why I would not encourage correcting other people regardless of your intentions. If you really do want to help others with their spelling or grammar, I would highly recommend you to help via messaging privately because not only will you not embarrass anyone, you can also go more in-depth with your explanation which I'm sure the other person will greatly appreciate if they want help, but I digress. I know that I've written a bit of an essay, but I hope I've made my points clear.

[carmine patrol]

too wordy

[narrow walrus]

Yea.

Please go back to reddit m a n

[warm widget]

"Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume... although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit. A maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be.
"I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, and give up your spirits — they don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace, and perhaps more, waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.
"My daughter, if you can hear me... I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you? I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then. So let me save you now. It's time to rest, for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends, for all of us.

[inland lake]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/686745494177054722/1103164277822607410/actual_rage.mp4

[inland lake]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/624553375530352649/1089567607008542841/chrome_Rd8ANkt8oM.gif

[warm widget]

piaz

[hallow rune]

Wall of texts are never funny

[hallow rune]

I remember that face from somewhere 😳

[stone swift]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalCrossing/comments/13bajz5/damn_shari_has_got_those_vocals/

[abstract sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1089631339424256061/1105191195619098754/1683568487024.mp4

LIQUID

[azure zealot]

I agree

(I only red the first line)

[potent merlin]

im in love with the overly long paragraphs . 😭

[dusty mirage]

French Frog Mob

[dusty mirage]

Python

[stone swift]

lol

[novel veldt]

https://youtube.com/shorts/mGU0pHwNWLk?feature=share

@azure zealot

[azure zealot]

Hi

I literally opened this chat as you @potent merlin me

What

Sorry ded guy i meant to say @ ded

[azure zealot]

I had a kit of those things when i was smaller

They were so weird

Mine grew up to 1cm and died

[potent merlin]

His roomma'e is a li'l girl?

[potent merlin]

[crimson tapir]

I fucking hate my dreams my dream last night was littraly just me not being able to sleep and getting pissed that i couldn't sleep my brain is to stupid to realize that he's already asleep

[jagged zephyr]

Where is that from

[calm gyro]

Actually 🤓🤓🤓 have you tried falling asleep

[potent merlin]

[carmine patrol]

One time I had a dream that randomly switched to a commercial advertising the benefits of converting the entire human population into single-celled organisms. The dream ended by showing a tin of Old Bay seasoning on a table. The whole thing was so weird, I woke up, audibly saying "what the fuck?"

[small bridge]

3 AM history channel vibes

[potent merlin]

sing me to sleep

[quartz fable]

sus

[ember dagger]

shitting rn

[potent merlin]

discord mod lore

[azure zealot]

I wana go

[stone swift]

bladerunner 2049

[stray matrix]

@regal bison

[sweet phoenix]

bruh

[potent merlin]

hood irony

[potent merlin]

me too

[cloud dawn]

I AM A SUPER SAIYAN. I AM A SUPER SAIYAN.

[little yacht]

Real talk dudes acting is amazing no joke

[cloud dawn]

He's little Charlie from Willy Wonka's chocolate factory, btw.

The Gene Wilder one.

[cerulean flicker]

bro pulled the " Who said that" trick...

[fierce kindle]

@gloomy gust

First post in a year and 2 months

[celest pagoda]

Is this some kind of a 2013 meme?

[ember dagger]

bro just started watching meme series 💀

[alpine terrace]

The fuck

[sweet yoke]

airport security

[fierce kindle]

:3

[ember dagger]

:3

[celest pagoda]

:X

[potent merlin]

Why i cant send pic here??

[celest pagoda]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[potent merlin]

How to level up mr melonbubble?

Send messages

Alright I get it, thanks

[regal bison]

:333

[tall skiff]

you need shit role

[potent merlin]

funny vid

dam

i sent a vid of corpse

[gray parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-surprised-hand-shakes-head-shocked-gif-24736992

i refuse to believe you type all of that, must be some kind of copy paste

[cerulean flicker]

look in the pins

[regal bison]

ong

[gray parcel]

yea i remember that emoji stuff text lol

[lyric badge]

I am proud to have actually written all of that at one point

[gray parcel]

[cerulean flicker]

impressive tbh

[gray parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[potent merlin]

🤨

You'll need to DM Modmail for the role

[novel veldt]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/1655551597005479936

[ember dagger]

what show is this?

or movie

[potent merlin]

Finger

[abstract sigil]

idk all i know is that hes a surgeon

[azure zealot]

@ionic venture

Dis you

[dusty mirage]

To THIS

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/crashban/images/5/55/Crash_Bandicoot_Mind_over_Mutant_Spike.png/revision/latest?cb=20170119212346

[ionic venture]

me fr

hedgehogs are so cute

[small bridge]

Play Sonic the hedgehog in front of him

[hallow rune]

Me and who?

[hallow rune]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[potent merlin]

built in tuxedo

[crimson tapir]

Why can't i reply to people

Am i tweeking

[hallow rune]

The rizz god

[hallow rune]

The rizz is immeasurable

[crimson tapir]

Did you get a ping like a replied to you? I can't reply to people

Bruh when i post an image/video i can't reply yet another discord bug

[hallow rune]

U r in my mentions tab

[crimson tapir]

Maby it's just a visual glitch then

[inland lake]

one of the citizens replaced the entrance with a working machine

[novel veldt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/618464389271388160/1105394306900041818/891270.mp4

[potent merlin]

rule number 1. you do not talk about fight club

shadow boxing

u watched fight club?

[potent merlin]

its called shadow boxing

well u dont get the reference

u dont get the reference

well lest see when luna gets back

💀

u watched fight club

[craggy kestrel]

Rule #2-the game

[potent merlin]

@olive ferry

[olive ferry]

ah yeah thats different from what i was talking about, thats account bans on discord itself, where i was talking about bans specifically made ehre on this server

[potent merlin]

Not sure I understand what you mean, but I'm probably wrong so I'll just leave it

And busy xd

[azure zealot]

✋🏻🚫

[potent merlin]

yhh

[celest pagoda]

The English in that one... broke me

[dusty mirage]

Nooooohohoho

Miami Horror

[ember dagger]

discord can be goofy sometimes

[sweet knoll]

💀

[potent merlin]

Forbidden burger bun

[tough crater]

https://tenor.com/view/volodymyr-zelenskyy-zelensky-володимир-зеленський-ukraine-gif-25721682

[hallow rune]

There is no afterlife in the conventional sense, life as in existence is eternal and infinite, just changing forms all the time

[ember dagger]

why i can't send full john wick movie in HD here?

[potent merlin]

[dusty mirage]

Spoilers

Fenders
Bumpers
Side Skirts
Muffler Tips

[azure zealot]

me when he sends my butt pics

[dusty mirage]

PnB Rock

[potent merlin]

dj khalid

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-stan-south-park-stan-ectoplasm-internet-gif-15130904

[tough crater]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-practice-dance-moves-slow-dance-gif-16617959

[cerulean flicker]

[dusty mirage]

I'm a soldier of justice
This means I'll spare my blood to the last drop for it and die happy
Because there is a motivation for me in that

[azure zealot]

Dog wondering why he threatenned canada with spaghetti tower flamengos

[cerulean flicker]

poor car

[azure zealot]

NOOOOOOO

[azure zealot]

That scared the shit out of me

[calm gyro]

Who’s ready for my juicy, steaming, hot, sexy, dank, stanky memes?

[vivid heath]

I don't see them

[hardy oracle]

How do I get shitposter role?

[vivid heath]

only approved shitposter role can post check pins Zeppelin mods dms shitpost.rile mod modmail dm post role shit

[hardy oracle]

What

[vivid heath]

What

I'm carrying the legacy

And forgot to turn off reply ping hello from two years in the future

[potent merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/wongwingchun58-gif-15613675

[azure zealot]

Jesus christ m, my brain just sharted himself

[regal bison]

me n who

[azure zealot]

Which one are you

[regal bison]

i can be both

[prisma knoll]

🙋‍♂️

[hallow rune]

Happy Star Wars day everyone and today's my birthday

[whole sedge]

Wasnt star day on may 4th?

And happy birthday🥳
Hope you have an awesome day

[hallow rune]

Oh
I think i might have memory loss

Thanks for the wishes

[tough crater]

https://tenor.com/view/soldier-crip-walk-crip-walk-soldier-crip-walk-gif-22174056

[hallow rune]

https://youtu.be/zHHQusnYY3c
Longplay

[stone swift]

https://imgur.com/G9gf5Fh

[tough crater]

https://tenor.com/view/catshakira-cat-dance-catdance-catdancing-gif-22503034

[dusty mirage]

POV: When you think you have made friends but they soon forget who you are

[potent merlin]

discord moderators when their entire device explodes into ash

[hallow rune]

Silly ahh 🤯🤯

[azure zealot]

Weeeee

[coral raven]

save a horse ride me!

how could you say that @coral raven

[potent merlin]

@existence_enjoyer#2187

[cerulean flicker]

L ping fail

[alpine terrace]

Lmao

[alpine terrace]

Wait, Sadra is that you?

[alpine terrace]

Dog or Fox?

[tough crater]

https://tenor.com/view/jbp-jordan-peterson-gif-9246619

[cerulean flicker]

-get married:
-adopt cats:

[regal bison]

😳

[ember dagger]

[proven maple]

Dark humour is like water, not everyone gets it.

[prisma knoll]

drinkable water*

[proven maple]

your sentence is quite thought provoking

Anyway, I've got another one

Check this out:
.
Dark humour is like cancer kids, they rarely get old.

[carmine patrol]

**get

[proven maple]

What are you talking about?

[carmine patrol]

stares at the edit watermark

Goooooood.

[proven maple]

[proven maple]

Anyway, I came here because I saw the name shitposting, but I don't see people who posted their shit.

I was really hoping to see some fine samples. (jk)

[carmine patrol]

We stopped doing that because someone took a shit that weighed as much as 700 cow utters, and ever since, no one has been able to beat them. That was like... 5 years ago.

[manic tundra]

average american measurement

[tough crater]

https://tenor.com/view/kendrick-lamar-the-heart-kendrick-lamar-music-gif-25630289

[crimson tapir]

Fleshl-

[azure zealot]

@potent merlin

[novel veldt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/279074751392251905/1106283863472341022/rapidsave.com_me_irl-smjtwn61f6za1.mp4

[potent merlin]

[potent merlin]

Bro... 😭

[potent merlin]

i got u dont worry xx

[proven maple]

Oh my god! You're an approved shitposter.

Tears of joy

[potent merlin]

fr .

[potent merlin]

im still not level 5 so i cant 😭🤍

no posting shit today 💔

[proven maple]

You have that tag so I assumed that you may have some fine samples!

[proven maple]

WHy?

😭

[potent merlin]

i have to be server lvl 5 before i can post shit . 😭

[proven maple]

/imagine prompt: a fine sample of shit

[proven maple]

hurry up ples

[potent merlin]

i was wondering why he keeps making that face .

[prisma knoll]

2000's EDM is something else, man

I grew up with that shit

[potent merlin]

Please forgive me in advance , the translation was done by google translate

Fuck in the evening, with all due respect, headmistress expel my disabled colleagues fucked in the dick like they fight with all the shit I find on the floor, I bet they also beat with condoms from the bottom of the block because they put the shit in their panties add another 15 kilograms to them. So these people stink so much that if I take their petrified socks like the last mummies that are and throw them to the ceiling, they stick to some snot and snot and they are so gross to me. Their stench reaches such a level that the whole class brings a pain reliever, a protective mask, and they also take covid, woe betide the mother, and they still manage to smell that ordinal stench of shit in the ass, which they are like a professional, I give them fb like not to fuck in the classroom anymore. They fight with shitty chairs and then I also say of myself that I don't take a shower and a house for a bad animal. So I think they have a fart fetish or something shitty because within a radius of five kilometers I can smell the stench of bedsits and licks that I want to throw up my intestines on the ground. In addition to the fact that out as in the last rhinoceros hall with their vilgax snot, they also look like the last homo erectus, you say that Marty Mcfly came with his car of time and only from the inside did he realize why the whole car from the pools and from their sloboz from ass. Well, today I put my hand in dog poop and it still smelled better than them. So beautiful that all the Sami girls came to smell the hand, just to smell something more pleasant than not washing their skin, so that it reached their bones, their men have to pay to take a shower. Please, director, do the job because I can't stand another atomic second next to these baboons with the exhaust face. With love, alupigusmaximus

[proven maple]

🫡

So emotional man

PEOPLE, I WAS WATCHING THE AMERICAN STATES FLAGS AND I CAME ACROSS SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT !!!
.
.
VIRGINIAN FLAG HAVE BOOBS IN THEM.

[prisma knoll]

ChatGPT moment

[potent merlin]

Okay

[dusty mirage]

Abudibabilonipolytaronikasobvishervuyfolgikawqertbidastorynamolupin

[azure zealot]

Aint reading allat

[dusty mirage]

Allis

Halplatplahaptufarresmaliozarpusskewqahtahrmaf

Alpsahfertukax "I am stuck in a foreign world I cannot understand" wequarlaxuzasp

[gray parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-surprised-hand-shakes-head-shocked-gif-24736992

[coral moat]

philipeans lol

[novel veldt]

Same it's such a nostalgia trip

[azure zealot]

Ur pfp is cute

[carmine patrol]

Your discord avatar is adorable

[ember dagger]

your balls are nice

[keen lily]

how the fuck do the admins let this slide💀

[ember dagger]

just a cooking video nothings wrong

[keen lily]

.

[ember dagger]

[keen lily]

didn’t feel like scrolling up

[prisma knoll]

Because this server isn't run by snowflakes

Unlike a lot of other partnered servers

Besides, teaching shit like this to children in a cartoon is just wrong

[tough crater]

https://tenor.com/view/zyzz-dance-zyzz-opinion-rejected-gif-24411582

[oblique crypt]

Aint nobody care bout ur pronouns bullshit when ur getting perfectly seared and basted with butter and garlic to a perfect medium rare 🗣️🔥🔥🙏💯

[crimson tapir]

Leftovers > the same dinner when it's fresh

[oblique crypt]

In all seriousness the fact they are feeding that kind of stuff to children is fucking wild

[tidal mauve]

yo i just

just

[small bridge]

Sir this is your Uber driver like a month ago please stop

[small bridge]

I prefer mine medium well

[slim topaz]

💀 peaceful group

[tough crater]

fax

[hallow rune]

Nobody cares that she doesn't care about pronouns

[cosmic ember]

https://youtube.com/shorts/czxiy--3G4w?feature=share

[potent merlin]

[potent merlin]

@hallow rune

[dusty mirage]

Evo 8 Plss

Sedan, so there will be three instead of one

[open iron]

[carmine patrol]

He could just... put some chicken wire over it? Maybe a plastic panel with a couple tiny holes for air?

[cerulean flicker]

bro really canceled his marriage plans to adopt cats

[rare drift]

whats wrong with that

[novel veldt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1032022603164045533/1106337790679076874/trim.80EF869E-62AD-463D-B52D-0D8BF8E1B0E3.mp4

[nimble berry]

@proven dune a better question is why you would send that here

[cloud dawn]

Dangit, what did I miss?

[regal bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1070041572168700056/1098625234539647016/ssstwitter.com_1681944048575.mp4

[carmine patrol]

SSHHHHHH!!!! that's supposed to be a secret!!!!!!

[glossy galleon]

COME HERE AND RACE ME NOW ZEUS

[carmine patrol]

Kratos literally killed his family because he was blinded by bloodlust.

Vin would never do that

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/you-dont-turn-your-back-on-family-you-cant-walk-away-from-family-you-cant-leave-family-behind-you-cant-ignore-family-you-cant-disregard-family-gif-16058425

[carmine patrol]

I have never had a woman use a floor jack on me under a table; but, I can say with the utmost certainty, that my physical form would not change to resemble the "greys" from the X-Files.

[carmine patrol]

10/10, would still treat her to a sea-side dinner and a long, relaxing, conversation under a starlit sky that ends in me taking her home at 11:10PM to show that I'm a bad boy that doesn't obey the 11:00 curfew, but I'm still considerate enough to not keep her up too late. Perhaps the next time, I'd go further and engage in premarital hand holding, much to her father's disdain.

[proven maple]

Wanna hear a joke that is so controversial that it might get me banned?

[carmine patrol]

I would rather you don't get yourself banned. I value your presence, and look forward to the memes you post

[proven maple]

Oh my! the response is different from what I expected as I was ready to sacrifice myself.

[dusty mirage]

I don't like to lose my brother in arms, so no

[reef fractal]

Breaking news: lil durks phone dies while he was talking to mr beast and lil uzi vert

[dusty mirage]

Yeah, he didn't hang up on purpose

[river portal]

🦈 🦈

[jagged zephyr]

[nimble berry]

Jeck

[hallow rune]

Bro confessed his love

[carmine patrol]

I value your presence and look forward to your memes, as well. Would feel sad if you got booted, fam

Spread the love to all my fellow shitposters

[hallow rune]

Never have i felt so loved and so alone

[hearty lake]

why i cant post a video?

[regal bison]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[hallow rune]

Approved shizposdar role

[hearty lake]

is that a bot

[regal bison]

yes but it allows you to talk to staff

you aren't level 5 yet either

[hearty lake]

ok i will reach level 5

wait some minutes i will be here shitpostin

[round gust]

@potent merlin mf cmon give me reasons as to why santa aint real

Cmon

[nimble berry]

You level up by joining conversation lol

[round gust]

Godzilla to scared cuz he knows santa is real

[nimble berry]

[round gust]

Bro what

[slender dust]

[round gust]

I posted the hardest pic

I posted jonesy smoking a cigar

[slender dust]

Only approved allowed

[round gust]

How do i get aprooved

[slender dust]

Message modmail i guess

[round gust]

I got muted for 2 hours in gta online chat for talking about blimps only is that enough to be a verified shitposter

[slender dust]

https://tenor.com/view/soichiro-sigh-annoyed-gif-24733017

[round gust]

Yall dont flex on me

[slender dust]

I will