#memes-and-shitposting
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πΏπΏπΏπΏ
Jeck
WHAT

Can I finally post this without getting in trouble? 2020 GTA Online predicted in 1994. 
TF2 except different colours
What is this
What's it from
i can be a horse for her

Fr i went to America once and they tasted like shit
He just like me fr
Johnny is going places
"He fired him to call the boys the boys"
Babylon 5, Season 2.
Thank
np
Ban
needs subway surfer gameplay literally unwatchable
say hi to big boobs
I like big boobs
eid mubarak to all the Muslims out there
I love big bobbs but mostly big bootys
eddy burback???
bro this is messed up
yoo
pc babies
π
Aren't female horses fast enough?
they're ponies
The girls?
yes
Iβd rather die
You're not even a pony
update: I now have a Chinese one
fine korean dish
yeah lets put it at that
you underestimate the stupidity and deseries of white girls
Chocolate Girls π
is it because horse cocks r big
Can I post some memes please
Read this: https://links.gtaodiscord.com/shitposting - you also need to be Level 5 to post images, so keep that in mind
It says that I need to be an approved shitposter that I can post whatever I want well not whatever I want but you get what I mean
Yeah it says how to get the approved shitposter role in that document too
TLDR is just DM @wanton apex and ask for it
Got approved but I need to be level 5 now
there's with gold + subscription 
I have the same problem
@bronze sierra ur ugy
ur cow
But watch this
Meow
i am not wasting 2minutes
u called me ugy
I'm seeing many bigoted comments in chat so I just want to make this clear : any hate towards moderators will result in a permanent ban from this channel with no warning. This includes, but is not limited to, calling moderation a "fake job" or saying that we "do it for free". Moderation is one of the most useful jobs to society. Behave. Or get banned.
Okay, but can I still criticize you for being a pancake instead of a waffle, since waffles are superior? β€οΈ
idk whats worse
the original comment or the original post it was commented underneath
Lol thought it was a funny pasta
Considering my other pasta in pins
no this was an actual comment made by u/powermoderator
if ur surprised that the original is from reddit, dont be
If i ever get banned i want it to be you
Well that is not my faulr now is it
Ok everyone since you don't listen when I'm nice, I'm going to get mean.
Reacting to messages with a clown (π€‘), a skull (π), or a nerd face (π€) isn't funny. It's not cool, it's not interesting, it's annoying.
These 3 emojis in particular aren't funny, they're RUDE. We as staff work hard to keep this place safe, and to have you all constantly react to our messages with mean emojis makes me FURIOUS.
STOP reacting to our messages with rude emojis. They do NOTHING but make you look really, really stupid.
It shows you have no rebuttals to our arguments, so you have to use juvenile tactics paramount to terrorism in order to stop us from being able to speak our truth.
FROM NOW ON, IF YOU REACT WITH ANY MEAN EMOJIS, I AM WRITING YOUR NAME DOWN.
IF YOU ARE A SERIAL REACTOR, YOUR USERNAME IS GOING TO A GOOGLE DOC. AT THE END OF THE MONTH, I WILL TAKE THIS DOC TO THE APPROPIATE AUTHORITIES FOR THEM TO INVESTIGATE AND ARREST YOU.
This is your ONLY warning. Tread carefully...
Ok everyone since you don't listen when I'm nice, I'm going to get mean.
Reacting to messages with a clown (π€‘), a skull (π), or a nerd face (π€) isn't funny. It's not cool, it's not interesting, it's annoying.
These 3 emojis in particular aren't funny, they're RUDE. We as staff work hard to keep this place safe, and to have you all constantly react to our messages with mean emojis makes me FURIOUS.
STOP reacting to our messages with rude emojis. They do NOTHING but make you look really, really stupid.
It shows you have no rebuttals to our arguments, so you have to use juvenile tactics paramount to terrorism in order to stop us from being able to speak our truth.
FROM NOW ON, IF YOU REACT WITH ANY MEAN EMOJIS, I AM WRITING YOUR NAME DOWN.
IF YOU ARE A SERIAL REACTOR, YOUR USERNAME IS GOING TO A GOOGLE DOC. AT THE END OF THE MONTH, I WILL TAKE THIS DOC TO THE APPROPIATE AUTHORITIES FOR THEM TO INVESTIGATE AND ARREST YOU.
This is your ONLY warning. Tread carefully...
Bruh, shut up 

Pfft, people don't join militaries to kill people...
They do it to kill people LEGALLY.
but officer, that's my favorite snack

Feels like role-playing
fish's pfp 
pizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizza
Have u seen the π one?
: D
One
no
If you say:"say :D"
He says:":D"
Then if u say:"made u say :D"
He says:">:("
Kinda cute tbh
I like ur pfp
He penguin
your pfp is a Catosaurs
is that not scarier knowing that a cat could possibly eat you?
anything living can probably eat me
@ember dagger
Nah thatβs 2 mac
Jesus christ dude, this is why we can't have nice things
time to ping a mod, this offensive BS needs to stop >.>
What R6?
Wtf man, thatβs fucking rude
Yeah exactly, he/she/they should be banned immediately
@cosmic ember this is actually extremely rude and spreads hate and extremism and I would like to report that user for posting such a disgusting picture, humanity is dead this is unbelievable I canβt believe you would allow this on an official gta online discord server this is utterly unacceptable
Cat posting

Fuck you man
@stone swift
huh
kinky
lollll

maybe this will have an effect
@hallow crest
actually yes 
Bro downloaded a mod irl ππ
its up his sleeves
Bro got the Panto MK2
In his sleevies*
https://youtube.com/shorts/6Kyep9JVG6M?feature=share
@tropic swan
majima and me
random message
Aquafina

You ever wondered why they made the sun that way?
In fact, the linear parts are sunlight reflections over the water
So basically, it's used wrongly in many places
9
every time i look at the comments on one of these
and people say pemdas multiplication before division
i get slightly annoyed
My ass is old
erm actually its 1

when im in a worst game ever made competition and ark walks in
Thatβs really cool
It stops at the worst time
Lol
β
umungus
Dang... can't get anything that nice for $421 in the US. Shiiiiii- you lucky to get a wet moving box to live in, in Detroit for 421/month. Then gotta hope no one steals it.
Ahahaha
Nice shoes bro
I can relate
Fuck you that shit peak fashion
The bon jame
This is for the 500 mile wide meteorite heading to earth, but it wont hit until 2024

Breaking natty status
i can't name someone more sturdy
surely you can
Hahahahabibi
this just made my day, thank you 
Zawg

?
π€
stupid ahh cat



soundtrack by Kanye
π
Not funny. I had family killed in the holocaust and so did many others whether they be here in the server or not. Glorifying that monster is not cool
Also the fact that I post a picture of a d*ldo in a can cannon and it gets taken down and my role removed but yet you can post that is messed up
Whereβs the punchline
My point exactly
there's no point of arguing it's already been deleted
Mitm moment
Eh u could probably get like atleast 80grams of meat
Which is more than 5grams
Noob
80 grams of meat is not 80 grams of protein

What a nice guy

why sad
I wish I didnβt see that
damn
I wish I could post memes too
π‘
You can, just need to talk till you hit level 5 and apply for the role
I mean, not really. Memes is the slowest place to get xp, it's easier to just participate in conversations in the other channels
It's about a half hour of convo if you're actively participating
(Don't spam tho)
If two pregnant women got in a fight is that considered a mech battle
Ah fuck I can't believe you've done this
Wish I was Kim Wexler's sock
discord beef
it's just a knife 
Is worth 100k $
Csgo
Who does heist in public session lol
i do 
uwu
Killing yourself so many times? Let me do it for u
didn't i do it for you

not worth much when we dont know where the code goes but π
It was a gamepass code
Microsoft Windows activation code
The gambler
@potent merlin scam
I dont wanna sound like a π€ but it's not called cat
It's catapillar
It's BobCat fool
just tell rockstar u have 1 missing
make a ticket, easy
I had this case with signal jammers
I had to go around all the realms in the entire god of war map to get 100% completion
I was just telling the best course of action in such a case
Mine is tall, no feet, has his hood on, and his eyes are glowing white
Nobody likes furries, you should all die in a hole ao deep that you starve before you reach the bottom...
i know a hole that deep π

actually thats Sadra from year 2782
"All mine, all mine, all mine, all mine"
bro that happened tro me in gta
i fucking gave up
bcs there was nothing i could do
Stop crying bitch
Man up, and start working on the same collectible right from location 1
Only bitches give up, not men
u could have ticketed Rockstar
bold girl?
that don't mean you are allowed to give up
Just press fucking ctrl + b
i tried, didnβt work. im still not man 
Something is wrong with you... I guess its manufacturing defect
Raise a ticket to support
yeah ill do that
@azure zealot You look like if Cleopatra was poor
And a bald ass

yeah 


This happened to me with the hunt for Ari's drones for the casino heist - 49/50 found, and I had to go through every single location to find the last one
gta online discord mods irl
not true
that's so true

Can confirm atleast melon is like that
Melon
I live cars so much
Look tlat that chunk
i wish cars were real
Fr
*waltuh
rolls up with a bulldozer with a bucket attachment
The concrete is mine.
Yee Yee ass haircut


assemble me
TREAT ME LIKE WHITE TEES π₯π₯π₯Άπ₯Άπ₯΅
Don't get me dirty (don't get me dirty)
Love, love, love on me (love, love, love on me)
Love on, love on me (love on, love on me)
She cannot come with (she cannot come with).
Hes not here

No one can save you
Dull is 14
Why would you care
I get screamed all the time too and i scream back at him
His annoying ass
pickle dead
nvm
JUSR. COME TO FROG ALREADY
everything reminds me of her 
i wish my hand was feeding that fish

yeah 
so happy 
Lmao
frπ
hi
lmfao
zzz
Ok thats pretty good 
this channel has not changed
at least people are keeping up with the cat posting tradition
ππ
No its so bad that its funny
And who gives a fuck about them or they??
Its all the same anyway... looking for attention 
man of culture
and good financial decisions
FINALLY, I've spent thousands on trying to win this
me
read a book
Here we go again... ppl are just sooo sensative

No one needs pronouns... you can clearly see who you are
nah im just sensetive to stupid people
you failed english?

nuh uh

I only use "they" when I don't know the person's gender
But you can see if its a boy or a girl right?
Yes
So?
My language, Malay is gender neutral
based
There's one word for he/she
Man... i dont have the nerves for that, im outta here
Peace
Learn Malay, it's gender neutral.
No... just cant handle idiots who are confused
In his defence, I prefer to call people by their gender at birth
wh
Thank you!!
but if theyre uncomfortable with that and they ask you to use other pronouns, you would right?
Not really
why would they be ?
honestly
I just need their birth certificate
π³οΈββ§οΈ
quite disrespectful
Walking on the line
Sorry?
No need to apologize
Neither do i
Same
educate yourselves
i donβt
Same brother
found my pplπ«Ά
My country won't allow people add "non-binary" for their birth certs, IDs, and passports

Same here
Here as well
why?
Same
why though?
They're annoying
@whole sedge relax
Yes
{r:2}
Refrain from discussing any politically charged or inflammatory topics.
@glossy owl
theyre literally just people trying to live their lives, just like everyone else
Fine lets change subject

Whats your struggle meal
Goes to you too
this server sucks
Then leave
Yes sir
ok
Where is the answer
Im driving its a little hard now
Take your time
Your honor I have a cool meme to defend my client
i just want people to learn
Ok that's enough of me posting Walter white
Tryka whats your fav food
i donβt wanna learn what i donβt want to learn 
Pizza or Chicken prob
pizza tasty
I AGREE BROTHER
Yeah, unhealthy as heck but oh well
not enough active members
I myself am more of a kebab enjoyer, but your choices are good
only eat in moderation 
mods trying to eat in moderation (impossible)
A lotta people hate on kebab, not too sure why tbh
its decent
close minded
"This is a meme channel. I take your dirty meme and I put it inside this nice clean meme generator. That's called layering. Next step, integration. The meme you will post is now owned by you, and now you'll have this nice clean meme brought to you by a trusted meme collector"
Depends what kind of kebab honestly. I like the one that they cut the meat from this huge piece thats spinning. Shish kebab is eh
Look at my profile
Car
Below it
The cook
oops

so shawarma / dΓΆner
youre not alone
Doner better
its the same
In a tortilla is my fav
Easier to say is what i ment
in a dΓΌrΓΌm
I just say "on thin" because people here use like, slang ig and thick is regular pita
i vape queefs
your cat lol
hiii


Yo y cant i post memes here
You need to be level 5, and then you need to message @wanton apex to ask for the approved shitposter role
How do i find out my level
do !level
(This is just to get my levels up modmail plz dont ban me)
So guys whats better?
your mom
Having absolutely no game whatsoever , like not even if you were as handsome as mike ohearn
Or having too much game to the point that you could have over 200 girls in ur dms that would each try and find you so they can be with you
Because personally i believe it would be better to have too much game
Like imagine just how many threesomes or foursomes with over 200 females like you could have a septuplesome if you tried
i think its just a gangbang at that point
Meh
Likd just imagine
You could start your own strip club with that many women
And then pay them with sex
But
Just becquse you have lotsof women
Doesnt mean that you will be happy
Because
You need kids
But not too many
And since you had coitus with so many women
You are bound to have around 50 children
And so
To escape your children
Some of them being females and wanting to fuck you since you have so much game
You go to the balkans
The one place where there are no attractive women(its a joke)
And so you start sleeping with men
You cant impregnate them
And if you sleep with multiple of them its not gay cuz ur sleeping with they/them
Bruh how am i still level 2
meme channel has reduced xp
Ohhhhh
So basically thats why an uneducated fool complains about his ripped pocket , but a eise man uses it to scratch his balls
Oh hey you found my ball scratching hole in pocket


Ok, i read this one, i think it's pretty good
i miss the old amadeus
yellow?
i miss Xirtz 
i think so he is white now
i ll dm
i didn't pay for quite a while, it was just bugged
it finally caught up outta nowhere
i think he just left
he took of my friend request
annoying
hate when ppl do that
damn
Senorita Toyota
Dachshund thighs are vertical
It cannot stand over its feet
So, basically
Thighs & Feet
i hate you
But it fits so well with what he was saying!
Try reading the Oxford English Dictionary, it gotta be one of the best i've ever read
but I've read those words already!!!
Can confirm
i wanna eat that rabbit 
PLS DIE π₯Άπ₯Ά
Can confirm I was the tree
Do it

me n who
Mazda Titan Dump
i love photography
You wish

Who does even think they way lol?
Yo can u guys shut the fuck up im trying to find actual memes but i gotta scroll through 9 million messages of u bitches crying
Why don't you go to Reddit, if you are looking for memes?
Why dont you look for memes on other servers?
You can filter messages on discord idiot
not diverse enough
Wdym lmao
theres specific subreddits for specific types of memes
its like the pinnacle of diversity
Besides, this is a GTA server at the end of the day
Therapy fr
Probably like 2500 calories
hes bulking
Maby like 3000 calories then he would probably be enough for 1 day
somebody save them
Perfect food for an apocalypse
Please do not the cat
i love cars
i love cars too 
i have no enemies mfs when i kill their entire family
The white guy kissed him back
It looks like they went in for a kiss at the same time
bro had to explain
how he sounds : π¦
how he looks : π
what
a lil bit nsfw i rather not say it here
oke @ember dagger
He said nvm nvm π£
Bee Mafia Productions
Real Honey Thugs
Honey Gang
Worldwide Apis Mellifera Cartel
Honey never spoiles π£π£π’
is honey bee's cum? 
It doesnβt if itβs not 100% natural
Not they use flowers to produce it
And thatβs the dumbest question Iβve heard
How did you come up with this question
you are literally going to get botulism
Who is that Bald guy?
top g
top g
top g
top g
a prisoner
Why is he so popular
idk tbh
Like who even gives a f Bout him
4 wives
Even more cool!
I still Dont know Why he is popular
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI π£οΈ π£οΈ π₯ π₯
I don't eat honey it tastes like shit just like pineapples taste like shit
What color is your Bugatti?
That's messed up. Wario can't help but be hungry, just be glad he's finally mellowing out and talking about things.

I am not crazy! I am not crazy. I know they have a next gen update. With new content for RDO. As if they could ever make such a mistake. Never, never! I just - I just can't prove it They covered their tracks, They got that idiot at rockstar games support to lie for them
You think this is something?
You think this is bad?
This?
This chicanery?
They've done worse, Mexico!
Are you telling me a whole contry happens to be perfectly playable like that?
No, they orchestrated it!
Rockstar! They are making a single player DLC! And I criticized them, And I shouldn't have
What was I thinking? They'll never change. Ever since 2013, Always the same couldn't keep their hands out of GTAO. But not our rockstar, Couldn't be precious rockstar. Stealing them blind!
And THEY get to make the most selled game?what a sick joke!I should've cancelled them when I had the chance!
And you, you have to cancell them. you...
but it's funny 
thug hunters
naive of u to think girls exist

Hey babes!
How would they catch him though
πππ
lmao
π¦ͺ
Oyster

i hate myself when I'm horny 

would
when it ends on a still image
animan cartoons

any one use after effects for logo creation like this









