memes-and-shitposting

[potent merlin]

It's definitely got it's quirks, including the fact that you cant interact with it via the cmd line like you can with chrome

which stumped me when i wanted to disable browser cors

[alpine terrace]

Edge has a negative image made by internet explorer... Even tho it's fast now... Still humans will think Chrome is faster

[potent merlin]

other than that, it's performant and looks ok

[potent merlin]

My view on chrome is that it hogs ram, which ik isn't 100% true

they all have their downsides tbf

[alpine terrace]

I use the edge only in my office laptop (bcoz we are forced to, can't install other browsers)

[alpine terrace]

Indeed, its not true

[vivid heath]

most organized tabs

[glossy galleon]

[grizzled kestrel]

💀💀

they weren’t being satirical either

[dapper basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-face-funny-guy-funny-as-hell-gif-21867657

[prisma knoll]

https://youtube.com/shorts/XNOWTGDu-QI?feature=share

[tame yew]

Weird ass server

[prisma knoll]

Ok

[grizzled kestrel]

who are u tho.

[alpine terrace]

Women ☕

[prisma knoll]

[prisma knoll]

Sneako

[inland lake]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbOGV_0LmlU

[grizzled kestrel]

have u seen the tweets from penguinz towards him? hilarious tbh lol.

[carmine patrol]

I don't get it o.o

What's the significance of the blue hair?

[stone swift]

women with blue hair have major issues

also with this haircut

https://tenor.com/view/violet-charlie-and-the-chocolate-factory-willy-wonka-gif-17447347

[strange sun]

Raise your hand if you would lick the sweat off of Luchadora's abs.
✋️

The things I would do for that budonkadonk.

[prisma knoll]

I havent

[inland lake]

mystical floating sharg

[potent merlin]

Bro wanted the lunch moneh

[pure olive]

What is he saying

[dapper basalt]

Wow that video

[dusty mirage]

Many celebrities in the 60s

[stone swift]

but in the 60s and currently in japan every woman had it

and 90s

but now only the mentally deranged do

[dusty mirage]

I haven't had a contact with one, so I ain't sure

[celest pagoda]

[dusty mirage]

I respect any kind of behavior 😂
I can only decide to see a person more or less

[dusty mirage]

Yup, you can detach the adorable red panda

[prisma knoll]

@grizzled kestrel I went thru that twitter convo

bruh

[rancid acorn]

what is that panda doing to that poor pillow ‼️

[prisma knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/capivara-gif-26305606

[inland lake]

https://streamable.com/gfst19

bros my gaming licence just got revoked 😔

[dapper basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-wink-wink-winking-rowan-atkinson-gif-15388297

[dapper basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-what-umm-awkward-gif-10403879

[alpine terrace]

Extra marks for good handwriting

[grizzled kestrel]

fr, sneako should’ve stopped after the first response from penguinz… just embarrassing tbh. 💀

[acoustic dove]

LLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[potent merlin]

Wtf💀

[brave trellis]

replace the red panda with a mandela catalogue intruder plushie

then take 3 benadryls and go to sleep for 48 hours

[potent merlin]

One of the best scenes in the entire game imo

[novel veldt]

https://youtube.com/shorts/HFtXS5-HMLo?feature=share

[twin rivet]

emote before stab

[bold solstice]

I've seen that exact video like 5 fucking times this week

[rugged glade]

https://youtube.com/shorts/urYSa8XWwvg?feature=share

[cosmic ember]

[lyric badge]

Mf driving around in The Fatmobile

[wicked pine]

https://libreddit.de/img/4ac7dz7yiina1.jpg

[cosmic ember]

Is that a forking brand new nvme?

nice man

[neat cedar]

Say less. I'm already omw to your nearest BK location 🏎️💨🚓

[sweet crane]

ok

[abstract sigil]

hey that looks just like my ip

[neat cedar]

Yeah mine too🤔 Except mine is 420.69

[wicked pine]

You're in trouble if your IP starts with 169.254

In fact, if that happens, you wouldn't be able to connect, as that address space is for self-assigned ip addresses.

[tame yew]

Kinda gay ngl

[inland lake]

damn these memes suck fr

[tame yew]

Fr

[inland lake]

and now we wait

FUCKING HELL EMBED CATASTROPHE

[tame yew]

Emded failure

My dude failed the whole meme community

[inland lake]

wheres that gif of walter trying to shoot himself i cant find it

starting to think im the only one who makes original memes here

[sweet crane]

what are u talking about

everyone here posts original memes

[inland lake]

mm hmm

[vivid heath]

what in the fuck is an avif

[dapper basalt]

What do you use to make your memes

[inland lake]

DaVinci Resolve

[inland lake]

It's Free

It's literally all you need

advanced effects and everything

[dapper basalt]

Cheers I’ll have a look, is it desktop or phone app

[inland lake]

whatever effects are paywalled (very little) you can make yourself in the fusion node editor

[inland lake]

desktop

[dapper basalt]

Cheers dude

[inland lake]

it requires a fairly powerful pc

but it ran on my old Intel HD4400

just be wary of the color page, that will lag your system if its low end

[dapper basalt]

Okay dude

[inland lake]

its AV1 but for photos

[inland lake]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/972543453164630016/1072242776202301530/bubuh.gif

[dapper basalt]

Haha

https://tenor.com/view/mrs-doubtfire-comedy-robin-williams-surprise-gif-3502024

[inland lake]

why the long

[lyric badge]

They finally got em

[prisma knoll]

@potent merlin Look! Its the funny round blue guy!!

[livid olive]

The bozo

[celest pagoda]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/642020400519315466/1076553649439907860/kitty.png

Me looking at this chat all day

[storm heron]

[potent merlin]

i love to suck dick

🍆💦

[cinder quartz]

Same

[alpine terrace]

This is just half story

Actually there's part 2

Where pelicans eat the whole cop car including cops

[lyric badge]

based

[alpine terrace]

What's the logic behind this?

[cloud dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/you-wo-joker-joaqu-gif-23924191

[rancid acorn]

is that ancient roman loss

[potent merlin]

[alpine terrace]

Yeah that's why I'm asking ya

[livid olive]

Yes

[inland lake]

team fortress two lore

steam mod vs steam automod fighting over banning and unbanning massive fat scout ass workshop submission

[dapper basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-funny-gif-25303396

[alpine terrace]

Oh yeah now I get it

Those LXV things always confuses me

But Thanks 👍

[grizzled kestrel]

SF6 Juri setting screen is wild…

they had to know what they were doing tbh…

[dapper basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-run-omg-oops-gif-8508999

[wraith geode]

real

f1 in 2040: introducing the all new 3d gravity simulation cockpit

[potent merlin]

[stone swift]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Co0CSqCDL6r/ ❤️/

69paws

Bro is going crazy with it 😭

•

𝗙𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄‼️

Likes

641396

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[prisma knoll]

@prime breach

[prime breach]

[tender jackal]

Ex-fucking-scuse me

[tender jackal]

Actually this is some fetish shit someone ping a mod so I don't have to while I'm at school

[nimble berry]

That is hardly worth a staff ping

It would actually probably be considered ping misuse tbh

[vivid heath]

please try to be funny

[potent merlin]

Oh

[fringe abyss]

Bro what

[potent merlin]

I’ll dm then

[grizzled kestrel]

it’s not that deep.

[vivid heath]

I mean judging off what I've seen the last week here foot fetish stuff and borderline porn is now a ok

Really spits in the face of all the regulars who left the server cause they lost perms cause a meme said the word femboy

It's ok tho just report it to discord lol

If my nsfw server gets in trouble for it then this place sure will

[dusty mirage]

80s?

[dusty mirage]

Put a blanket on the homie, or cheese... That'll do

[dusty mirage]

Among Us memes

[potent merlin]

Gah dayum

Nuclear ass sneeze

[alpine terrace]

@dusty mirage what the heck are you doing on discord so early in the morning?

[rugged glade]

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/e2bcfd053e4c1970113faa4a1501c81f5b00b868/0_0_3504_2102/master/3504.jpg?width=700&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=6c053ac8439a7f985583ac1afb22300a

Is it just me or does this Oompa Loompa from the original look like BRANDON?

[grizzled kestrel]

ok

I don’t think discord is going to do anything, literal cp gets passed around in popular servers and they do nothing half the time.

[shrewd ledge]

ITS YOUNGER JOE BIDEN

[inland lake]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/624553375530352649/1069863773923463221/rdr2.gif

[brave trellis]

real men cry when solaire of astora die

[near robin]

Real men cried when Lester kissed that one Asian girl.

[alpine terrace]

Only real men cry at completion of CMM for first time

[whole sedge]

Who

[whole sedge]

Oh thats a fact

[inland lake]

(attachment removed since i think its a lil bit too suggestive)

i believe the reason why valve didnt follow up on that gel gun idea is because people would call it the nut gun

but then they got pipes busting all over the place and also collab'd with rocket league to make the cars bust gel so idk

[dapper basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-gif-26136231

[plush tangle]

El Rubio in a nutshell:

[misty radish]

its from 10 years ago

[brisk pollen]

i don't like cheese

[dusty mirage]

1984

[abstract sigil]

Why does this feel like it's not gonna end well

[remote jay]

it doesnt

dont try it here

xD

[dusty mirage]

@celest pagoda I think I recently saw you in one of my weird dreams.
Apparently, we were distant relatives, and we were invited to a party at my grandparent's. There was this thin boy who was about 2 feet taller and 3 years older than me, whom you showed more interest than me... 😳
You even went to a room and shut the door, but there were minor children in there too, so 🙄
Later on another day, I saw you walking down a sidewalk holding your mother's hand. Most likely you were shopping.
I ran to you and said "Hey!"
You just said "Did you know that I'm gonna say yes to 'that other thin guy' if he asks me out!?" (I don't remember his name.) And asked me to go away and I did.
I ain't sure if that part in my dream was about you or else, but hey, you just heard me explain one of my weird dreams to you, which is rare 😏

[celest pagoda]

Go away

[prisma knoll]

@celest pagoda Is this the first time with this dude?

[celest pagoda]

Wym lol

[prisma knoll]

Idk, you said "Go away" like he has been doing this in the past

[celest pagoda]

Nah it's part of the meme

[dusty mirage]

I had the dream for real though

[celest pagoda]

Woah

[dusty mirage]

I saw my grandfather as well, God bless the memory of him

He was smiling at me

[celest pagoda]

Describe that guy that is 2 feet taller pls

[dusty mirage]

His face was similar to Justin Bieber's face

[celest pagoda]

[dusty mirage]

He was thin and tall

I don't know about his job, sorry

[novel veldt]

@dusty mirage I don’t need you. There are a whole lot of other streamers that deserve my time and support. As they say there are plenty of other fish in the sea. Fish without husbands too... you liar skank. I will no longer be dedicating 1/3 of my day to moderating your chat. Let the wildebeests roam... and if you need me, I’ll be in STPeach’s chat from now on. You may not know this but I actually do watch her streams after yours are over. And I’ve been a 6 month subscriber as well... I donated her $30 the other day and said her outfit looked cute - she said I’m a sweetheart. Things are looking up for me (and down for you). This is where I bid farewell to you, have fun being a liar bitchface.

[dusty mirage]

I am not even a streamer! 🤯

[nimble berry]

@vivid heath

[potent merlin]

Impressive.

[dusty mirage]

Golden Piss Award

Death

KO

[potent merlin]

that's a mannequin?

or did I just witness an actual murder

[celest pagoda]

Dude is just fine

Emotionally hurt tho

Probably needs a new monitor tho

[novel veldt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/279074751392251905/1085579995000361060/IMG_4977.png

melon casuallyu wants to murder me

[celest pagoda]

How is that one on the left a sandwich

[novel veldt]

silly patty buns

1 crispy chicken is enough

[dusty mirage]

How does it look when it's served?

[plush tangle]

Rockstar Support employee after a long day of ignoring support tickets:

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-time-gif-25989081

[dusty mirage]

True

Even the support team are helping to develop GTA 6

[celest pagoda]

Me everyday at 5:30am

[dusty mirage]

Ah

[prisma knoll]

Perfectly describes me on daily basis

[dusty mirage]

Guys, sleep early and have a productive day tomorrow

[potent merlin]

it's 3pm

[cosmic ember]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/503259252555776010/1085576595965751356/caption.gif

[dusty mirage]

Hop right out the coupe, door's suicide
Lookin' at it oh my gahd
I got this wealth, but hide my pride
I can feel the pain inside
Knowing where I'm coming from
Trying to remember mom
The words that she was telling me
Things going unwell, I see
Gotta go, help the poor
Give a hand to them for sure
Build a better world together
As we solve damn problems forever

[exotic isle]

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[warm widget]

want

I don’t need you. There are a whole lot of other streamers that deserve my time and support. As they say there are plenty of other fish in the sea. Fish without husbands too... you liar skank. I will no longer be dedicating 1/3 of my day to moderating your chat. Let the wildebeests roam... and if you need me, I’ll be in STPeach’s chat from now on. You may not know this but I actually do watch her streams after yours are over. And I’ve been a 6 month subscriber as well... I donated her $30 the other day and said her outfit looked cute - she said I’m a sweetheart. Things are looking up for me (and down for you). This is where I bid farewell to you, have fun being a liar bitchface.

[warm widget]

I don’t need you. There are a whole lot of other streamers that deserve my time and support. As they say there are plenty of other fish in the sea. Fish without husbands too... you liar skank. I will no longer be dedicating 1/3 of my day to moderating your chat. Let the wildebeests roam... and if you need me, I’ll be in STPeach’s chat from now on. You may not know this but I actually do watch her streams after yours are over. And I’ve been a 6 month subscriber as well... I donated her $30 the other day and said her outfit looked cute - she said I’m a sweetheart. Things are looking up for me (and down for you). This is where I bid farewell to you, have fun being a liar bitchface.

[cerulean flicker]

very funny

[alpine terrace]

Lmaoo truee 💯

[dusty mirage]

Most Entertaining Masterpiece Ever

MEME

[buoyant ridge]

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[subtle light]

This is nsfw channel

🎷🐛

[abstract sigil]

https://c.tenor.com/DfZ7OXpEoWQAAAAM/war-thunder-devblogs.gif

[inland lake]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irr1-lOamVA

+40 Psi Damage

[exotic isle]

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[inland lake]

ragdoll abuse

Me and my friends committing terrorism upon the residents of ijincho ❤️

[celest pagoda]

Cat posting i see

[wraith geode]

the flamethrower

war crime? or genuine badassery?

[dapper basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-gif-25271696

[grizzled kestrel]

why are they looking at me like that

[thorn badge]

What was the name of his channel I haven't watched him in like 6 years it feels like it

[potent merlin]

wait i can talk here? coool

ah

[prisma knoll]

Guess it's hunting season

[potent merlin]

me having sex (sex) with your mom

[dusty mirage]

I was a thug life when it wasn't a thing in 2013

We gangbanged your mom earlier

Now it's gross to do

[inland lake]

best pals

[summer notch]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-pizza-tower-gif-19111119

[wraith geode]

https://tenor.com/view/so-true-gif-24068595

[cloud dawn]

What's the 16th letter of the alphabet?

[grizzled kestrel]

drug dealer twink

[summer notch]

https://tenor.com/view/16-letter-pizza-tower-alphabet-16th-letter-gif-27537897

[inland lake]

i'm out of memes.

[potent merlin]

[inland lake]

have this instead

https://youtu.be/mYxP1EYH1OM

[prime breach]

Nope.

[inland lake]

understandable. may your future be full of despair and misery

spanning even further generations in the unlikely event you ever have them

[prisma knoll]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/824921019592343603/966162524112310403/2FBDF73E-AF03-4787-A1E0-630502EAC031.gif

/j

[potent merlin]

[prisma knoll]

[inland lake]

i will give you. a weapon

here you go.

use it wisely. i made it myself

this doesnt fall under excessive toxicity does it

[potent merlin]

Wouldn't say so

[inland lake]

good

now go kill people with rocks

[potent merlin]

[regal bison]

Literally me

[grizzled kestrel]

I actually don’t doubt this.

[regal bison]

I like your funny words magic man

“Step into my office. Hold my calls. Sun nuggets. Solar babies. La ova loca. California's finest. All for you to smoke-a!”

[stone swift]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CoVeXalr66Z/

alexdeamteam

There’s always a song that unites.

Disclaimer: don’t take anything personally (neither the look nor the song choice for any location. Don’t be too sensitive and over dramatic about it. It is just a video to entertain you. So chill please! I’m here to unite, not to divide. :)

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[digital marten]

What about the Nashville boomer?

[stone swift]

not aware of it

[carmine patrol]

man, the memes have been pretty lacking these last couple days... not just here, but all over

Murdii, get the big chungus

[coral moat]

What ya expect, its all shit

[carmine patrol]

I wouldn't say it's pure feces, it just hasn't been the 4.5/10 average that it used to be. Looking at more-or-less a 2.4 average at best

[potent merlin]

the meme expert

@potent merlin

[cosmic ember]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/194772750957674497/1085959421479362652/391B0AE8-E2EF-438A-BA99-6A257FB22475.jpg

[cosmic ember]

🗿

[potent merlin]

Why she soaping the chicken for

Oh nah she got the toothbrush out

What the hell

[dusty mirage]

The secret elite think they are shepherds, and the rest of the people are their sheeps...
But a shepherd is nothing with no sheep but wolves on to him.

[faint nymph]

Orthur, Orthur, we still need money, MONEY YOU FOOL MONEY, then we rob the bank, i talked to a boat captain, we take the ship off to cape, then another boat to TAHITI, we will make our own paradise, HAVE SOME GODDAMNT FAITH.

[cerulean flicker]

[wicked pine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473584606805884957/1085350459566460948/RDT_20230314_1754565537944579897860790.jpg

[carmine patrol]

Look man, the lady just spontaneously put on an extra 30-40 pounds that's specifically on her stomach- it's understandable to not be sure about a baby.

[crimson tapir]

That's just factually incorrect

[potent merlin]

the comment fits the pfp

@clever pilot take a look at this tomfoolery

[crimson tapir]

Got any articles?

Articles?

I see now Murca

[lyric badge]

🎶 I can see clearly now
Your brain is gone 🎶

[dapper basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/its-friday-tgif-dance-monkey-gif-17632522

[novel veldt]

Who's gonna do the hard work

[inland lake]

GET HIS ASS BONNIE

[carmine patrol]

Another hand touches the beacon

[inland lake]

A stalker finds an artifact in the exclusion zone (circa 2011 colorized, enhanced)

[potent merlin]

THIS IS SO GOOD HAHAH

[copper crater]

Okay be npc if u want to

[copper crater]

Cuz im not 🥺

[copper crater]

That’s real blank stare

But I’ll return u 😍

[loud cave]

NO NO NO WAIT WAIT WAIT

[loud cave]

*The sneako chair

[copper crater]

Hope those will hit me

[loud cave]

Its to warn predators and keep them away. It seems to be doing a good job actually.

[stone swift]

they are the predators

[loud cave]

Considering they built up and evolved to make a poison to protect themselves from attacks. I highly doubt that.

[stone swift]

I'm talking about hyper feminists

[loud cave]

Well, your claim would've been wrong in both ways.

[stone swift]

[loud cave]

As the first claim is that the animals show their toxicity as a threat. It's a deterrent in nature.

[loud cave]

danawhite when his managers tell him to promote ufc 286 and not power slap

[inland lake]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSafz0tbK3Y

[dusty mirage]

90s Anime environment in real life

[dusty mirage]

Can you play piano!? 🤯

[low socket]

🇴🇲

Mmmmmmmm

Yemen

[summer notch]

What's with his hand

[dapper basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-run-omg-oops-gif-8508999

[rugged glade]

That’s a great quote honestly

I’m also very fond of “this may be the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever”

[copper crater]

Putin?

[rugged glade]

CHINA!

[copper crater]

Putin China nice to met u

[rugged glade]

https://tenor.com/view/xi-jinping-putin-russia-china-champagne-gif-23067934

[copper crater]

They are having fun

[round siren]

I’m more concerned about the nickname

[round siren]

I miss the way he says it

[copper crater]

Masterpiece

[mild siren]

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[inland lake]

136 lines of the WORST movement code to EVER hit consumer computers

Blapman writes worst code ever
asked to leave Game Dev Community

[alpine terrace]

Did you just press and hold the enter key till the 136th line?
Just for the sake of the screenshot?

Jesus

[inland lake]

i am hurt that you think so little of me.

may scurvy befall on ye

[elder agate]

H

[inland lake]

i have written worse code. software spanning a thousand lines.

but if they work, they shall not change

my coding atrocities do not end with just these

i have wilfully donated hundreds of lines of code, to those with problems of their own

i have not heard from any of them since. my code has killed them.

[inland lake]

do not underestimate my commitment to the bit

[lost copper]

just because something works, doesn't mean its good code.

[vivid heath]

Memes and posting

[violet epoch]

He ain't shit compared to shaggy

[copper crater]

Nice dog

[abstract sigil]

what kind of fish is this

[copper crater]

I think it’s a zebrasalmon

[abstract sigil]

likely a catfish

[copper crater]

It’s very common food

That thing has stripes so i would say zebra catfish

[copper crater]

I am

[wicked pine]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FrY3pTMWcAUlONT?format=jpg&name=medium

[potent merlin]

[acoustic citrus]

Memes and shitposting but I can’t send images what

[potent merlin]

i know right

wtf

[cerulean flicker]

[regal bison]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-embed-discord-memes-no-image-perms-image-perms-flex-gif-24899732

[acoustic citrus]

Ah I see

[regal bison]

Nah just get the approved shitposter role gg

DM modmail

[potent merlin]

@fresh frigate

[neat cedar]

@regal bison

[potent merlin]

Actually insane that all that was on ur fyp 💀

[neat cedar]

That actually wasn't my fyp just a video I saw on it. But still, I feel bad for whoever it was

[potent merlin]

Oh

It looked like u were the one who screen recorded ur fyp

[regal bison]

It’s funny that I know where all the skate 3 spots are though

I’ve even downloaded some of those custom maps in the videos

[neat cedar]

Nah I'm poor. I don't have an iPhone 😂

[potent merlin]

Oh yeah i can see the watermark Now

[regal bison]

Maybe stop buying gift cards and your ass won’t be broke 💀

[potent merlin]

For the guy who made the video

[regal bison]

Quit buying all those vbucks fr

[potent merlin]

Lol

[potent merlin]

You could buy an X or 11 for like $200

[neat cedar]

Shhhh. Don't give away all my secrets

[regal bison]

I’ll leak DMs

[neat cedar]

I'm good thanks. I actually like my Pixel 6

[potent merlin]

Pixel is good

I heard the software sucks tho

Very good camera though

Lot of cool stuff u can do with pixel camera

And i heard it can charge from 0-100% in 15 minutes

[regal bison]

Gonna be honest as long as my phone can run spotify and discord, I don’t really care what I have

Had a broken iPhone 8 for several years

[potent merlin]

What u got now

[regal bison]

iPhone 11, dads old phone so

He bought a 14, hope he regrets it 💀

[neat cedar]

We should bring this convo to #community tho since it isn't meme related anymore

[potent merlin]

My first first was a iPhone 4s, then 5s, then a bunch of Androids, and then iPhone 6s and now iPhone X

[regal bison]

And that’s how Dark Lord Gaming, the hero of the story, defeated the evil monster called Chat Activity

[potent merlin]

Ok

[potent merlin]

I’m not gonna lie my 5s was better than all of those Android phones

[neat cedar]

Just trying to not get anyone in trouble that's all

[regal bison]

Serj with the bong

[potent merlin]

Will we really get in trouble for this

💀

[regal bison]

I got banned for 2 weeks for not talking about gta so you never know

[potent merlin]

What 💀

That’s dumb

[regal bison]

That’s what I’m sayin!

[potent merlin]

I’m assuming in #gta-online or what

[regal bison]

Mhm

[potent merlin]

Oh

That’s pretty dumb

[potent merlin]

world's first ear-cleaning headphones (real)

if i ever see these in public im stabbing the cups n drinking the water ong

[potent merlin]

Wtf

[regal bison]

Delicious

[wicked pine]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[acoustic citrus]

Ye I figured that part out but it seems like whole lotta work I’m only in here to get the weekly updates anyway

[potent merlin]

Not really much work at all

All u have to is message modmail for perms

That whole thing he typed, you only need to read the first sentence to know how to gain perms

[acoustic citrus]

“First you need to reach level 5” I jus wanted send one dumb asf meme lol

[rustic dirge]

To many words not reading

[rustic dirge]

I'll send it

[brave trellis]

Fuck you

[potent merlin]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[steady bramble]

please get help

[regal bison]

I’m beyond saving

[carmine patrol]

With family, no one's beyond saving.

[regal bison]

There is no family

I am the physical embodiment of chaos

[storm heron]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[lilac perch]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-reaction-spongebob-didnt-need-to-see-that-gif-14206634

[inland lake]

guess what. you're on the mailing list for my demo now. enjoy playtesting my horrible code

[lilac perch]

it getting turnt

[alpine terrace]

Did you just copy pasted the code from the web?

Just for the sake of the screenshot?

Jesus

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[inland lake]

the thing non-programmers dont understand is that it's way harder to use someone else's code and adapt it to your own project than just writing your own code

[alpine terrace]

Did you just tried to outsmart me?

Just for the sake of the screenshot?

Jesus

[inland lake]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/06QSaj9u1BA

why they make the obtuse angle big booty

[summer notch]

😨

[grizzled kestrel]

wild…

guys whole channel is wild tbh, he was a BitLife (mobile game) channel before and now he’s this religious nutcase. lol

[hasty bridge]

[alpine terrace]

Probably he's possessed

By Jesus himself

He's the chosen one

[inland lake]

damn this class boring asf 🥱 🥱 🥱

[celest pagoda]

Beauty is subjective

[prisma knoll]

No shit

[alpine terrace]

Beauty is a matter of perspective

[inland lake]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/624553375530352649/1085876316366188574/ezgif-4-de257592c7.gif

i like the first person perspective

[grizzled kestrel]

pretty sure he has a video that unironically agrees with that statement, could be thinking of someone else tho

[dusty mirage]

I agree with you

The random you is the real you, and is naturally beautiful

[dusty mirage]

Fucked up in the crib, playing Fony
Fucked up in the crib, eating Tooty Fruities
Fucked up in the crib, eating Solar Flakes
Fucked up in the crib, we can use PA

[dusty mirage]

If you use Hacks in any game, make sure that no one finds out about it, even the AI measures.
This means you cannot use Hacks to get advantage of others sincce they will report you, but you might utilize it to facilitate your own gameplay.

[steady bramble]

(the shareholders can now finally feed their family a bit)

[cloud dawn]

a bit

[potent merlin]

[small bridge]

E

[small bridge]

turns out winrar is under new management

because the whole company got bought

[stone swift]

more like loserar

7zip is better

[small bridge]

yea

[stone swift]

[small bridge]

E

My name is walter hartwell white

[stone swift]

[small bridge]

this is my confession

if youre watching this tape im probably ded

[potent merlin]

[small bridge]

not hank

hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now

[cedar flint]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-hankshrader-realization-smh-gif-26343260

[cerulean flicker]

[inland lake]

god damnit wth is this im deleting this

[potent merlin]

What was it

[inland lake]

cringe

[potent merlin]

K

[alpine terrace]

Miss muuaahh, is he/she in this server?

[azure zealot]

CEREAL

[copper crater]

me in the mornings

[dusty mirage]

Miss Mwah got banned from this server and deleted her account later

She was British and cute

[dusty mirage]

Driver & Grand Theft Auto, but in a polite way

[reef fractal]

#gta-vehicles message 💀💀

[reef fractal]

Proof

[dusty mirage]

I cannot provide information about a person, who has moved on from this platform, on this platform

[dusty mirage]

Because I have none

[small bridge]

Why is your gamertag heisenberg

[potent merlin]

[copper crater]

im not gay

[potent merlin]

[copper crater]

😎

hardest comeback ever 😍😍

[potent merlin]

gaybox 🫵

[copper crater]

jsjamejak

im not gay i eat gays

[potent merlin]

So you have gay people inside you?????

[copper crater]

i mean

u never know

[cerulean flicker]

[copper crater]

i ate c

:D

[final violet]

Goofy

[copper crater]

yes

[dusty mirage]

I assaulted your wife with my assault rifle

[copper crater]

thats cool

[wicked pine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/766896177894785027/1086823030208090152/FB_IMG_1679176104354.png

[wicked pine]

Damn, didn't know you had $40k to afford a transferable.

[wicked pine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/497230144537362442/1086488013451829328/IMG_4748.png

[alpine terrace]

I'm quite sure he/she deleted their account just to make another account and join this server

[alpine terrace]

I used the stone to destroy the stone
(Avenger Infinity war reference)*

[grizzled kestrel]

presenting to the emergency room.

[novel veldt]

@potent merlin

[potent merlin]

i believe this is real and actually canonical

[crude grove]

Oh my god

Who the hell drew that

[reef fractal]

💀

[inland lake]

guys why did it do this too me, this is so evil im gonna cry :(

[potent merlin]

random cashiers or the girls on bus tho

[prisma knoll]

😩

[clever pilot]

“You never know. They might have a great personality.”
GTFOHWTS

[alpine terrace]

WTF

[pliant belfry]

imagen fucking yo teacher

[inland lake]

among us minecraft mod activation code key

[dark tide]

Like I am doing a trial and this npc just turns the last minute like why do you turn when I go 120mph.

[dapper basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-eeee-gif-24636179

[lost pike]

violators will be eaten by sharks

[steady bramble]

serbians when they get depressed over their shitty life

[potent merlin]

[grizzled kestrel]

They tryna be cod so bad lol

[abstract sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/593979260830482452/1087112478795776000/morning_drive_2.mp4

[dusty mirage]

That sound ain't annoying after all

[dusty mirage]

What the hell is that!

[reef fractal]

Real rap💯

[crimson tapir]

Bro really taught he could get away with it

[cerulean flicker]

wrong channel

[crimson tapir]

Shitpost

[subtle light]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/725731712453181490/1086533774038274090/IMG_7168.jpg

[stray iris]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 4

Be mindful of channels and their uses; read the channel descriptions and take notice.

For

@crimson tapir

Requested by

@neat cedar

[lilac perch]

pretty sure this is really channel that rule is lighter

because in other channels it disrupts discussion but here

shits and memeposting

[cerulean flicker]

[neat cedar]

Ok. I didn't know if it would be disruptive or not so I played it on the safe side and assumed it would. Carry on

[neat cedar]

Is that Lil Nas X

[grizzled kestrel]

yes

[neat cedar]

Of course it is

[alpine terrace]

Modders can even do 100 vs 1
Do it WITHOUT USING MODS

[crimson tapir]

Where are my ps4 mods?

[restive stratus]

at least they dont have weird name for their currency

imagine actually shortening "Cod Points" 💀

[abstract sigil]

Oh yeah i truly love this new anime they just released about cyberpunk, i wonder what it's abbreviation looks like

[small bridge]

before that are copypastas allowed

[hybrid glen]

why dont i have access to sending vid

[abstract sigil]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[hybrid glen]

Damn bro wrote a whole essay but thanks tho

[celest pagoda]

Actually it's pinned

[small bridge]

Id take that as a yes for copypasta

[inland lake]

creams and gumposting

spices and cuminposting

breads and butterposting

rices and curryposting

[inland lake]

daily dose of internet be like: luckily no one was injured

[abstract sigil]

You can post copypastas tho

[inland lake]

pastas and spamposting

[prime breach]

yo she hella thick tho

[small bridge]

Don't know how to rizz up a girl? Well, too bad. Here are the patch notes for The Sims 3

• Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal subway stations from lots
• Sims can no longer Woo-Hoo in the elevator with a Sim who is on a different floor
• The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation
• Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims can now vomit at acceptable levels
• It is no longer possible to "Try for baby" with the Grim Reaper
• "Become enemies with child" wish no longer appears
• Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out
• Pregnant Sims can no longer brawl
• Baby Sims will no longer become stuck on a Sim's hand while driving a car
• Sims will no longer receive a wish to "Skinny dip" with mummies
• A meteor can hit a building, which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die

[cerulean flicker]

aiin reedin allat

[potent merlin]

[abstract sigil]

I just produced cum while reading this.
FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of sperm in my testicles increased while I was reading this.
Why did you do this?
In the human reproductive process, two kinds of sex cells, or gametes (GAH-meetz), are involved. The male gamete, or sperm, and the female gamete, the egg or ovum, meet in the female's reproductive system. When sperm fertilizes (meets) an egg, this fertilized egg is called a zygote (ZYE-goat). The zygote goes through a process of becoming an embryo and developing into a fetus.
My testicles perform the following tasks on their own:
They produce, maintain and transport sperm (the male reproductive cells) and semen (the protective fluid around sperm). They discharge sperm into the female reproductive tract. They produce and secrete male sex hormones.

[copper crater]

thanks for this information

[inland lake]

https://tenor.com/view/paypal-money-glitch-tap-in-free-money-dm4uz3-gif-18374663

[inland lake]

finally, spotify discover has given me generic video essay music

ive found it

[potent merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/thughunters-gangster-thug-hunter-gangsta-gif-25182920

[lilac perch]

If i made Video Essays i would make the music Merzbow

it would be Funnh

[prisma knoll]

Drnshk having a brain meltdown

[round siren]

Goofy ahh cat

[lilac perch]

https://tenor.com/view/sog-cat-soggy-cat-sogged-cat-get-sogged-get-real-gif-26481153

[small bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-gif-25141525

[inland lake]

WALART WHIT

[prime breach]

too high in fat

[vivid heath]

Fallout 4 whispering hills siren head

Bottom text

[round siren]

Sounds hot

[dusty mirage]

Demon Coffee

[reef fractal]

💀💀

[cerulean flicker]

[hybrid glen]

hahahahahahahaa

[grizzled kestrel]

I don’t play either so I could care less tbh

[reef fractal]

Truly one of the mugshots of all time

[dusty mirage]

Nooo, Around the World

Otherwise, that'll do

[regal bison]

[dusty mirage]

Ehm

Oeaken

[dusty mirage]

Discord developers after a successful update and bug fixes

[hybrid glen]

lol

[dusty mirage]

Never pay, take her to a shopping spree instead

[grizzled kestrel]

wtf is going on in this ad

[grizzled kestrel]

?

[hybrid glen]

that reaction was for the ad

[grizzled kestrel]

oh

[hybrid glen]

not for u lol

[carmine patrol]

Man, if only McDonald's didn't taste like barely-seasoned, overpriced, low-quality trash.

[reef fractal]

Aww hell nah mom or dad gotta whoop his ass💀💀

[grizzled kestrel]

fr tho lol

[cosmic ember]

https://tenor.com/view/ufc-joe-rogan-knocked-out-gif-21306265

[neat cedar]

@regal bison Fortnite competitive in a nutshell

[dusty mirage]

💳

[grizzled kestrel]

Lester agrees 💂‍♀️

[wicked pine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418301153873362949/1087541215311954040/subwaylesbians_20230320_p_3062716616559027856_2_3062716310274266052.mp4

[warm widget]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-online-hop-on-hop-on-gif-23858038

[regal bison]

me n who

[grizzled kestrel]

I only kiss cerberus… sorry mate 😿

[regal bison]

😳

[grizzled kestrel]

oh my… I didn’t even realize you were here 😳🇬🇧

[prisma knoll]

You already know who

🙊

[regal bison]

😏

[whole sedge]

My phone is lagging everytime i go over this

I think thats the meme

[small bridge]

chicken sold seperately

[pearl wave]

For $6.49? That's egregious

[dapper basalt]

[nimble berry]

My favorite

[inland lake]

how do you get a pov angle with ya phone

without holding it

[small bridge]

idk buy a chest strap with a phone holder

[inland lake]

im not buying shit

imma try using a belt

nearly suffocated myself with two belts for this griddy 🔥🔥

[crimson tapir]

Also men back then if the dishes weren't clean when they got home:👊🏻

[small bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-mask-gif-23426507

[potent merlin]

I have attachment issues

[abstract sigil]

L

[past beacon]

Then get off the battlefield soldier

[neat cedar]

Yep seems pretty accurate to me. Right? @regal bison

[strong beacon]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[regal bison]

Nobody used the machine smg, inaccurate

[neat cedar]

True true. What about the 2nd one with this season's weapons 👀

[regal bison]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-perfect-gif-27271476

It was perfect

perfect

Down to the last minute details

[potent merlin]

[cerulean flicker]

tf is this

[carmine patrol]

A shitpost

[copper crater]

god

[potent merlin]

🗡️

[copper crater]

bro u ok

[potent merlin]

[cerulean flicker]

[potent merlin]

[cerulean flicker]

[potent merlin]

[cerulean flicker]

okay

[celest pagoda]

[potent merlin]

[copper crater]

deff not

good

[potent merlin]

[carmine patrol]

[Who killed hannibal meme template]

[Gunshots] ignoring the expensive sounds in car

[Picture of engine block falling because all the mounts broke]

[Eric Andre looks at camera] "Wtf- there was no sign of them failing, the car was running fine and then it stopped!?!?!"

[potent merlin]

[copper crater]

bro can’t move it move it anymore

[potent merlin]

[cerulean flicker]

i don't think this gives XP

[potent merlin]

[copper crater]

chill out

[potent merlin]

[copper crater]

aggressive fart

[potent merlin]

[celest pagoda]

Low budget shitposting

[potent merlin]

Shut up raptor

[carmine patrol]

double fail

[celest pagoda]

L

[potent merlin]

W

Ur name is melon bubbles

I wouldn’t be the one who’s an L here

[celest pagoda]

Have you seen your nickname

[potent merlin]

Arran my name is Arran but with a 4

Is your name melon bubbles

[celest pagoda]

2003 called

They want their 4 back

[potent merlin]

Is your name

Melon bubbles

[celest pagoda]

Discord says "nickname" not your name

[copper crater]

BRUH

[potent merlin]

What ☠️

[copper crater]

U got goofy point

good

not goofy