#memes-and-shitposting
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the end 😭
The accuracy is 100%
how do i become an approved poster??
i got muted for shitposting?? is that not credible?😆
Can't help you there chief
i just read the pinned message about the use of certain emjoi's 😆, that serious?? like wtf😳
are they really that bad??? ive heard it all now
but apparently they are taken very seriously.......according to that message
and emoji are f*king great
wtf its not real???
Is that how humans are made
@robust estuary this is the one you need. The emoji one is a shitpost
right, so we can still use 🤡🤓💀 to mods??
Ew emojis
how can you be in text chat and not want to use emoji
knowing my luck, id get muted for shitposting in shitposting. becuase i thought something was a joke and wasnt.........
Furryphobic!
cos im not an approved shitposter, i just got muted for shitposting... logic
im still so confused
Just dm modmail and ask for it
i have
Approved Shitposter is just for Pic perms
You welcome to talk here
I have 42000 posts here

😳
In just this channel

Very kek thank you
is it alwasy this quiet??
i cant imagine why 🙄
Yeah it's pretty weird. As resident warden I do my best to make this channel welcoming
even though its shitposting you dont get the good banter as you do in gta online
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i would never curse anyone to stay in that pit of a channel
its interesting
oi
Gta channels are cringe
Tog
Doing ok, eating lunch
w
is being an associate advance to being a mod??
think of it as server assistants

theyre not mods but they help the server
Hunnid thousand stacks, right on the desk
I'm with my crew taking the risk
Homie watch my back, I do the rest
Lame guards hiding like chicks in the nest
Hoes play with me like I ain't obsessed
No way, I ain't touching her breast
Drip fully, I got shiny Rolex
Back in school, I passed all the tests
Not an engineer 'cause got no interest
:bootlegger_champagne_smile:
anyway back to your shitposting
@oblique crypt
W
Money doesn't bring happiness... But I'd rather be crying in a bougatti with 0 college debt, good food, paid bills, and no worries for meds than crying in my 06 Explorer and none of those other things :D
Lmao right
Fun fact if u get hospitalized right before Valentine’s Day u will have a better chance at getting flowers on Valentine’s Day
Same applies if you die
Fed a white rose my blood and it turned into a red rose
When the Builder Hall is the last suggested upgrade
Boys, say 'nuke' instead of 'cheese' while talking a picture to look like a Chad
im actually forklift certified lmao
Let me check
12%
Very


No mute/ ban for me
Sending the same photograph multiple times? That’s hilarious!!
No approved shitposter?
Whaddu fuk
Bro is pressed💀
You know damn well what im refering to
Hot
Think ive seen that video actually
Where are you getting this god damn stickers 😭
These
Relax kid. If I didn’t care about ban I got way worse💀
That and I’m too poor for nitro
I think they legally need to mute you a few times before ban
Legally💀
yes
Wow
good
I don't get it
I need this
k
Terrifying
Uhm
Basicially u have stuff on your phone your mom shouldn't see
I don't even know that💀

I saw it once and that was enough for me
what did you see
i regret looking it up
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#wednesday #domdomyesyes #memes
How to flip a circuit breaker instantly in 2 easy steps
You are too innocent for this platform
Leave while you can
Unlimited power but at a price
Fire
just tell me mate
i feel like this is edging
just tell me ffs
When you're watching something you shouldn't and a mistake causes your family accidentally find out about it
At least you'll get to know real quick if your electrical systems are sound
Ball with the whole team
I like his look, because he reminds me of Avon Hertz

I don't save the suspicious kind of data on any of my devices
The only thing you may find against me, are the failed Chad selfies
I wonder if it includes autocorrect
I'd smash. I guess the person on the right is decent
Bro who is the person on the avrage
Why hasbullah in the back💀
is f1 back?
it's getting close
didnt charles get shit ton of wins last season
or was that his teammate
started good then got fkd by ferrari
idgaf tbh i support perez
Her pussy magic the way it gave my hogwarts 😩
ferrari at its finest
wtf josh
he horni
Eat ass on the plane call it skyrim
Are u sure she is inside or her genes?
Bro
For role
How
why i get pinged
Go to modmail
And?
Ok
chronically online
Obvious satire is obvious
Ye he's a racist👍
LMFAO
war thunder players be like
Average dane
Worst she can say is no
Movie:
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 (2011)
Harry Potter 20th Anniversary Return To Hogwarts (2022)
Interviews:
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https://youtu.be/EFVXD_XZcPw
https://youtu.be/x3STgm3eP4Q
Gotta attend english class to understand this shit tbh
Lool guy don't know how to roast so muted you to hide his embrasssement. Win for you
I’m finally able to access this channel
Ball out like Ginóbili
who told her this looks good 💀
being gay becuase you are attracted to men ❌
being gay because you genuinely hate women ✅ ✅ 
Smh josh, Not even original audio 
it’s joever 😿
me no no understand us politics ooga booga
me neither tbh
Please explain.
Holy Father, forgive me for what I'm about to do....
begins leaking UNSC secret files to the covenant
And game journalists are salty
Why tho?
Some (not all, obviously) are mad that it's doing well and the boycott failed to run it into the ground
Its good that the boycott failed
So they can finally see whatever they do wont make a difference
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To all y'all Xenoblade fans:
😭
Extremely unfunny.
I think, that this dog at least 20 years old.
😳😬
😂
I will tear your spine
😬
Just kidding!!! I love you too
😦
outjerked once again
It’s hilarious
Do you play war thunder, prodi?

Used to play it, not anymore tho
cant wait to see the final ad for the superbowl
What the? Do you think, that this is funny?
i saw that
yea
#elderscrolls6
get fuckin hyped
@novel veldt https://youtube.com/shorts/BxTiH2G9uYA?feature=share
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#wednesday #wednesdayaddams #jennaortega #viral #dance #funny
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#wednesday #domdomyesyes #memes
the wednesday one is still my favorite
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skill issues tbh
Love always finds a way
paranoid asf 😹
probably cheated because of that tbh







#elonmusk #twitter #satire #youtubeshorts
"It just wasn't mean to be, bro"
m
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I heard you like mudkips 
Bro thinks he a mini cooper headlight
What the spyhole sees when I look through it to see who's at my door
I don’t see the cappuccino as tiny miat
I wish there was a way to express my mild disappointment
🔥
#BlackLivesMatter! 🙏 🫂

Theres also an anti christ trick, same thing but upside down
It was demonesses special in thps3
im hard
that would be the best investment of my life if i had the money
Give you up
Let you down
Run around, and desert you
Make you cry
Tell you lie
Say goodbye
Sipping Air
They just giving us what we want, but easier
Sibling, Mom
Aunty, Cousin
Grandma, Dad
If you tell them "ILY"
.
!ranks
Ok


bruh that looks like my cat fidel without the beard
doctor, my cat is broken
Your cat is broken
Cats break often needs to be a fragile warning on them. Or reset button
It's actually a video generated by an AI - it's a metaphor for me learning new information
Ah nice
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Finally
doc my cat is broken can you help me
DOC
Aaaa
I think, the cat is confused.
no
depends from what height it drops
you get crushed
easy level up method 
I only think of Radio Mirror Park
We all sucked our mommy's tits as babies
love this video haha cats broken
nice speed
I’m Defuser, but you know me as Defuser, I am a 2 time Pro Defuser and former R6 Defuser player in pro defuser. Welcome to defuser camp boot.. We are talking 20 seconds left on the clock, you have the Pengu in your Nicholas Mouritzen, what do you do? Good Luck.
I eat potato
can you prove that beyond reasonable doubt
scott the woz
What to do if you are being chased by a alligator!!!
Muddy’s day off in Florida
I confess, that's cute
@potent merlin that’s u
Honestly, that looks kinda sick. I bet the trigger still sucks though.
Jeck
Ok doll
I like dick
DONT WASTE YOUR TIME READING, JUST IGNORE THIS the first thing that comes out when i see the first typo in my bio and i just think it’s a typo and idk why i just think its funny to say that but it makes sense because it was the same as when it happened in my head when it was like that but it wasn’t the first typo and it just happened to me when it was a joke so idk what to think about that one or what to say about that but i just thought maybe i should be a little bit better
DONT WASTE YOUR TIME READING, JUST IGNORE THIS the first thing that comes out when i see the first typo in my bio and i just think it’s a typo and idk why i just think its funny to say that but it makes sense because it was the same as when it happened in my head when it was like that but it wasn’t the first typo and it just happened to me when it was a joke so idk what to think about that one or what to say about that but i just thought maybe i should be a little bit better
DONT WASTE YOUR TIME READING, JUST IGNORE THIS the first thing that comes out when i see the first typo in my bio and i just think it’s a typo and idk why i just think its funny to say that but it makes sense because it was the same as when it happened in my head when it was like that but it wasn’t the first typo and it just happened to me when it was a joke so idk what to think about that one or what to say about that but i just thought maybe i should be a little bit better
DONT WASTE YOUR TIME READING, JUST IGNORE THIS the first thing that comes out when i see the first typo in my bio and i just think it’s a typo and idk why i just think its funny to say that but it makes sense because it was the same as when it happened in my head when it was like that but it wasn’t the first typo and it just happened to me when it was a joke so idk what to think about that one or what to say about that but i just thought maybe i should be a little bit better
firjeuieiejehfigiejs
what do i do if if the haters dap back???
i wat their boogers
please try to be funny
its shitposting
DONT WASTE YOUR TIME READING, JUST IGNORE THIS the first thing that comes out when i see the first typo in my bio and i just think it’s a typo and idk why i just think its funny to say that but it makes sense because it was the same as when it happened in my head when it was like that but it wasn’t the first typo and it just happened to me when it was a joke so idk what to think about that one or what to say about that but i just thought maybe i should be a little bit better
DONT WASTE YOUR TIME READING, JUST IGNORE THIS the first thing that comes out when i see the first typo in my bio and i just think it’s a typo and idk why i just think its funny to say that but it makes sense because it was the same as when it happened in my head when it was like that but it wasn’t the first typo and it just happened to me when it was a joke so idk what to think about that one or what to say about that but i just thought maybe i should be a little bit better
oh wait thats chat flooding
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Hello @stray iris
when Australia is so hot the Crocodiles start melting
crocodile inflation
How many wrongs can I right (Too many)
How many songs can I write (Too many)
How many dreams can I pour in a night
How many
How many
@wanton apex can i get shitposter role?
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I found the whole thing
💀
I knew I should've become a pilot.
THE GOAT
The horse
Very nice
I am gonna start acting unwise
Gratata
Pow Pow
Bang Bang
i play that game like every few months, pretty fun but it’s gets extremely boring after an hour.
im having the sharpest most agonising shit of my life
this is tearing my asshole
i might not make it
delete my search history
When she betrays
TEAM BINGUS
😳
most mentaly stable floridan
Can I suck your vigina


Bro wtf I thought it was super bowl not a girl twerking
💀
That’s funny
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Pimp Outfit
When you say pimp my ride, your ride gets a pink spray and $ rims with zebra seat covers
I'd smash
I think it came out later that the cars of people that got (transformed) broke in a day
If only you knew.
I thought you mean
lmao
number 7: dead frog, inside pepsi can
He got the new Forgis on the G'.
Bruh
bro isnt drinking the water, its drinking the wishes of the water
Oops, i am such an asparagus, teehee!
bro is a gta player

i agre,.,.
I
_ _
Wtfff
whould of rid of england not all of the UK what did Wales and scotland do
Scotland is there
it might help and click on the pic to enlarge it so I can see the darn pic lol I blind
LMFAO
Monkey got some amazing acting skills
kinda true tho…
Hahahahaa
Bruh
peak cringe
Which is why we needed that cry of fear remake

Wacky stuff
My father's birthday is right on Valentine's day
Please share the link
i dont think its christmas anymore you just gonna have to buy a bag 🐴

someone already won the meth unfortunately 😿
meth
aww u tricked me haha I'm a idiot I guess
instinct to click the white triangle
yep its strong in this one
I’m defuser, but you know me as Champ, I am a 2 time R6 Pengu clock and former R6 pro league player in siege camp bootcamp. Welcome to pro league... We are talking 20s left in the player, you have the Nicholas Mouritzen in your hand, what do you do?

Avada Kedavra!
scarf down the noodles, snort the powder, chug boiling water, do jumping jacks, vomit it all back up, bone apple teeth
The person inside is boiled alive
Adds to the flavor


points wand at my head Avada Kedavra
bahahaha
he is going to have a bad back/neck

Whats a kilometer 🦅🦅🦅
Amazing what people can do if they put their minds to it
Damn, that's like $10bn worth of creme eggs

i miss the filipino guy
no the guy who sent filipino and had his message deleted
like the second i tabbed in i saw it
Ah, I completely missed it
ⓘ 𝘔𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘋𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘎𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘴
i need that emote
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a reasonable sacrifice for ramen unfortunately…
do people actually not know what pov means…? 💀
As inventive as it is, it's still a 9/11 memes. Sorry bro
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Don't want you to lose perms 
@exotic isle weird rules, becsse these 2 are a-ok
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Because I am The Collector
That meme of people digging thu a file cabinet like "I got a meme for that" that's me
Anything without an X is a meme folder
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@vivid heath @mental pond
AROUND THE WORLD
The toughest choices in life require the hardest decisions to make
meow
This is because you got needled as a child. Now you're gonna need a diet with lavender oil, ignious crystals from Pompeii- don't use the ones from Hawaii it's bad luck, and every morning, you have to do hardcore Yoga stretches while jogging to the beat of Through the Fire and the Flames.
My dentist friend says you also need to floss more.
That’s a lil goofy ngl
that's 1 2/3 cats per second
Not really, 500 Cats per 5 Minutes equals 100 Cats per Minute/60 Second, that also equals to 10 Cats per 6 second, going a bit further, 5 Cats per 3 Seconds, and then 5/3 equals 1.[Infinite 6s] per Second
You need to pet 1 Cat in less time than 1.666 Seconds
No, is backwards
500 Cats ÷ 300 Seconds
that's exactly what I siad 1 2/3 cats per second

Its not cats Per second its seconds Per cat
Oh, i read 12/3
You have 300/500 seconds to pet each cat
My mistake
I missed the space
You have to pet 500/300 cats Per second
I read it the same Way tbh
Exactly
1⅔ Cats Per Second
You have 300/500 seconds to pet each cat
You have to pet 500/300 cats Per second
But, hey, this is a Memes Channel, isn't it?
And this message is backwards
Every time I lose motivation and fall, I die in some kind of a fire
But then, I rise into hope from the ashes like a Phoenix
I get more tough than last time, just like steel
achually
after refining iron into steel once is perfect
the second time steel becomes too brittle
Good point, because that's when I fall and break down
what am i supposed to see here?
omni man
Not a trap... A whole freaking ambush
Uhm
why she say that tho
It's Mash, I'd just go along with it
EBR it

Epic rap battle it?
💀
💀
💀
💀
What the hell is that
Noooooooo
CHILL FARM AMISH
I seized ur mother
I like mine with a side of Daft Punk
did this happen irl??
Subscribe for Part 2!!! 😁
True that
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Whenever you call, we still gon' ball
Ruger Mini-14 with what appears to be a folding stock and a pistol grip.
Looks slightly bubba'd
By that, I mean it looks like someone hacksawed the original stock and bolted the folding stock and pistol grip to it.
Xactly what I mean
Oh yeah. Granted, it doesn't look that bad.
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i identify as helicotper sexual
🤣

😡
Why anger
must’ve sucked considering ark is one of the buggiest games I’ve ever played
Been there, done that. Good times.
Average Ark player
fun dude to play with tho
except he's a little racist but the boys don't mind
I bet the boys secretly racist too
not even secretly bruh

thats just perry but with league and he does it outside of quarantine
and longer
My man🤝
I wanted to delete that earlier
I just left it there like no one would really care

Honestly good game
Was kinda sad it got no awards
Yeah I agree. I finished Lost judgment lastnight and I realized I played it out of order XD
Did you play LJ first?

People do that accidentally
And I was one of those people lmao
I plan on playing like a dragon after the first judgement. I'm def getting Ishin this year tho
Isn't ishin out?
It comes out next week I think
Nvm in 4 days
Ahh

Imagine one day you're sleeping peacefully, nothing is happening, and everything is going well. But surprisingly you wake up seeing Trevor's ass on your face farting a big smelly fart. What'd you do?
this definitely a fetish of yours
Jeck
You're insane
@gloomy gust

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Pshhh
thats a hill 😭
I'm starting to see why u got kicked
^
well if you got kicked and the others didnt
then clearly
its a you problem
piss yourself
gameplay footage or it didnt hapepn
he admitted that you're the reason they've been resetting
so what?!?
you want him to suck ur dick or somthin
its a game
this a definite you problem
its 3 hours
you're pissing yourself over 3 hours
then do that now instead of baby baby waa waa-ing
tf
u planning to die tomorrow or something
its 3 hours
get it over with
kids weird
no wonder u got kicked
And uhh... why exactly are y'all discussing this here again...?
it does fit the channel
he's a meme and he's posting shit
😏
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goes to show how much of a big deal this situation is
Then wait
You can clearly see none of the mods are even online at the current moment
If you believe someone is a scammer, please DM @wanton apex to make a report.
xirtz you've been playing for a while
Either way, just move on. Some people suck and apart from making the moderators here aware of this person, not much else you can do.
Unless you somehow constructed a time machine, there's no getting that time back

Just do a heist with someone else
200k really isn't a lot. Either way, moving on. This ain't the channel for this
If you wanna play a heist with someone, just go to #pc-l|old-heist-lfg
ill happily take the warn for this 😎
mods are gonna say the same when they get back to you

You are not getting anything off of him. You talk about having wasted time with him, but here you are, bitching about not getting 200k for like what, 15 minutes now? You coulda done a heist in those 15 minutes 
he's gonna screenshot you saying bitching

ill take that warn/mute for this though 😏













