memes-and-shitposting

[mental pond]

water

[potent merlin]

Too smol

[mental pond]

That’s what she said

I could not make it into a sticker

Spent an hour trying

[potent merlin]

Smh

[exotic isle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[potent merlin]

i can relate to this but instead of showering its cuddling with your mom

[abstract sigil]

???¿???????????????¿????

[potent merlin]

Where address

[potent merlin]

This made me giggle

[glossy galleon]

it works

[potent merlin]

bruh

[prisma knoll]

Ah, i know someone from this server who needs this

[bright tusk]

mf

[dusty mirage]

Shut Up

[low reef]

Not Lester congratulating the 9/11 one 💀

[low reef]

Still funny

[nimble berry]

[low reef]

I mean lester likes it

[nimble berry]

lester indicates a level up

Thanks chief

[potent merlin]

Quite literally, people like you are the reason the Approved Shitposter role isn't given to everyone by default

[low reef]

Literally nothing bad was posted

No gore

No nsfw

Maybe besides the body builder meme but still doesn’t show anything

[potent merlin]

[nimble berry]

other than u know the terrorism, which is why it was asked be removed

[potent merlin]

Gotta wait 1-2h after waking up, and then drink the coffee

Random tip from a guy who doesn't drink coffee

[nimble berry]

Nah down that shit peonto

[potent merlin]

But then caffeine in blood drops off sooner in the day

[potent merlin]

So tired early

[low reef]

Yeah im leaving these are some boomer facebook memes yall ass

[potent merlin]

Sorry to see you go

[nimble berry]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-and-morty-jerry-im-leaving-flounce-ok-then-gif-17149939

[royal moat]

Is this allowed?

[potent merlin]

Banned

[wary bridge]

Hi grandma

Grandma holds grandrifle

[nimble berry]

@low reef you're welcome back any time tho

[potent merlin]

Already gone

He will end up being back tho

Unless he just joined for memes

[nimble berry]

"No servers in common"

[lilac perch]

DAMN i cant post my WAR CRIME record

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dogg-rage-snoop-dogg-fuck-gif-20870093

[potent merlin]

[potent merlin]

[potent merlin]

Did you know:

Polish cow talks about drugs, s*icide, guns, alcohol, and madness
But it’s a great ass song

Eminem's songs are about some dark stuff too, still sound so great

[mental pond]

pumped up

[ebon pebble]

https://youtu.be/JMvlI34cVi8

[lyric badge]

No matter how much I work out I will never look this good.

[steady bramble]

oh god

[nimble berry]

Unrealistic body standards

[brisk pollen]

no way they made enderman from minecraft real

[brave trellis]

the plain doll from bloodborne has these proportions and its fine

[prisma knoll]

OMGGG ANIMAL ABUSE!!!

MODS MODS!!!! DO SOMETHING!!!!!! 🤬

[royal moat]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lettuce-hat-gif-3955394

[tender jackal]

Slenderman

[sharp dock]

llolo

[prime breach]

cats are assholes

[lyric badge]

That's their charm!

[bold solstice]

Real

[prime breach]

pov you like hitting your wheels on your steering wheel 42 times a day

[lyric badge]

So hey you doing music production these days?

[prime breach]

Nöp

[lyric badge]

Aww man really laying off the keys huh

[prime breach]

The closest thing to production I've done is record a Periphery song to hear what my guitar sounded like before I changed to a different string gauge

[potent merlin]

Just got lasik eye surgery and realized my wife is hideous

[lyric badge]

Congrats on the surgery, gl in the singles market

[oblique crypt]

Most high quality mclaren

[plush tangle]

Friend: “It’s just a picture, it can’t hurt you.”
The picture:

[potent merlin]

Donate to my nuclear armageddon survival fund

Dogecoin:
D7ibaP2iVigLc48SawY4tFkeMS7YmLf6Xw

[coral raven]

no

[violet epoch]

Body goals😔

[plush tangle]

Donated $10,000

[potent merlin]

Y u lie

Welp I guess it is memes and shitposting

[grizzled kestrel]

they ain’t lie

I just donated $500.32

[flint cipher]

may I... stand unshaken...

amidst..amidst a crashing world....

[prime breach]

nice dog

[potent merlin]

U a liar 2

Y u always lion.🦁

[coral raven]

a

[wicked badger]

o

[coral raven]

e

[carmine patrol]

This would definitely help alleviate the population problem

[coral raven]

[median basin]

I can’t send memes what a scam

[potent merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/loser-death-note-anime-laptop-gif-15129139

[potent merlin]

There are no coincidences in this world

[dusty mirage]

Started from the bottom, now we way up (Way up)

Female server mod questioning three members while I bypass the limits

:smuggler_turbo_car:

[steady bramble]

11:52 he could have landed it if he turned his aircraft 90 degrees to the left or right and glided

[coral raven]

i gagged when i read your name

[drowsy gulch]

I have returned

How is everybody

[carmine patrol]

That was fast

[potent merlin]

whar is going on

[cosmic ember]

Lmao

[whole sedge]

Ah yes.. twitter

[azure zealot]

I cried.

[dusty mirage]

Aw, you're so nice

[dusty mirage]

Leaning some new moves, the cat has got a talent for dancing

[dusty mirage]

@quasi plinth

[mental pond]

@oblique crypt

[oblique crypt]

Me

[naive sable]

Man, this whole thing is getting boring

[potent merlin]

yes

[drowsy gulch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/871154547807121428/1068681118255165510/RDT_20230128_0536258999771762124653933.jpg

[tender jackal]

bruh

[mental pond]

found goofy tag

https://i.imgur.com/tmNOjfW.png

@ oleg_aka_djmeg fr

[livid olive]

Theodore or sum shit

[mental pond]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/891773807881224233/975683516752883732/speed-8-1-1.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/891773807881224233/975683516752883732/speed-8-1-1.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/891773807881224233/975683516752883732/speed-8-1-1.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/891773807881224233/975683516752883732/speed-8-1-1.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/891773807881224233/975683516752883732/speed-8-1-1.gif

[ionic venture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/891773807881224233/975683516752883732/speed-8-1-1.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/891773807881224233/975683516752883732/speed-8-1-1.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/891773807881224233/975683516752883732/speed-8-1-1.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/891773807881224233/975683516752883732/speed-8-1-1.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/891773807881224233/975683516752883732/speed-8-1-1.gif

For real

[west hatch]

cute dog

[mental pond]

::

[coral raven]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-knead-fast-massage-gif-19678816

[stone swift]

https://scontent.fath3-4.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/327796900_3043344615960152_791657233232483468_n.jpg?stp=cp6_dst-jpg_p843x403&_nc_cat=108&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=yB00KMtz55sAX8aT6cY&_nc_ht=scontent.fath3-4.fna&oh=00_AfCFq6lyO6mjj3rLcwQGk579X-siWhas9HpDKk6u1bMLEA&oe=63DA19D7

[stone swift]

[coral raven]

lol

[potent merlin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1020409092688318585/1029798063516155914/goofy_ahh.gif

[potent merlin]

@edgy swallow

[edgy swallow]

future griefer

[mortal crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/457237705848258572/1068876381502591036/v09044g40000cfah0urc77ub8826qdtg.mov

What the fuck

Is that the official lotus account

[lavish depot]

oh

[round scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/954788555622846506/1068911800202039407/v12044gd0000cf4do5rc77u0bitvc1lg.mov

[manic tundra]

Jeck

[potent merlin]

Here is the 2010 android quality version for u geeks

Here is a 350kb edition too

I'll try to compress it morw

More

I made it hideously bad

250kb

Holy shit this one is 180kb

[potent merlin]

This is 139kb

[lyric badge]

Classic

[dusky fox]

@young furnace

[coral moat]

Its actually not impossible lol

[stone swift]

https://scontent.fath5-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/326728138_563955712306730_400207518390652504_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s1080x2048&_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=GQAS_20wCmwAX-rcyH6&_nc_ht=scontent.fath5-1.fna&oh=00_AfC66cahW3RZBW4wW5YDTJ4jk7imludUBShYqm97hNQtnQ&oe=63DA7D56

[nimble ravine]

@ionic root I HATE you

[ionic root]

i mildly dislike you

[nimble ravine]

Oh

[ionic root]

yea

[nimble ravine]

Damn my bad

[ionic root]

get rekt

[nimble ravine]

:(

[ionic root]

clown

[nimble ravine]

Heyyyyy too far man

[ionic root]

im gonna bully you

[nimble ravine]

Not if I bully you first

[ionic root]

i’m currently bullying you

silently judging

[nimble ravine]

What if I was bully you first

[ionic root]

you aint

nerd

[nimble ravine]

Yes I a

[ionic root]

lozer

[nimble ravine]

Bully

[ionic root]

cey

[nimble ravine]

What’s cey

[ionic root]

cry

[nimble ravine]

Hah you made a minor spelling error I’m gonna bully you for that

[nimble ravine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/840324724378304562/1020791478433349733/IMG_2258.gif

[ionic root]

[nimble ravine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/996552252376494100/1047490695776194560/F727E3A1-E0C5-412B-A835-2E79905E75E2.gif

[ionic root]

[ionic root]

[potent merlin]

Brother doing the manikin challenge

[coral raven]

https://tenor.com/view/katze-cat-hasenohren-bunny-ears-gif-24097339

[potent merlin]

[prime breach]

[unique galleon]

oml

[dusty mirage]

OSAMA

[carmine patrol]

Actually, they're pretty good at infiltration, just dogwater at stealing from 10 year olds

And, honestly... Giovanni only asked them to set up a base of operations. Their failures come from trying harder than is necessary

[rustic berry]

Skidi da bop bop bop yes yes yes skidi ba ba bra bro

[dusty mirage]

A Mighty Leader is Always Present at the Battles

Either Tastes the Victory or the Honorable Death

[limber fog]

like dada

[grizzled kestrel]

“How fake you want this to be?”

[dusty mirage]

First 20 seconds (recommended)
https://youtu.be/gowOLP3wZl8

[steady bramble]

he unfunny tho

he uses cringe sound effects

and outdated memes

[stone swift]

[astral holly]

:/

[coral raven]

cool digimon

[dusty mirage]

You'll get old one day

I never do

[dusty mirage]

Alien Cat

[stone swift]

I love that cat

it's always the orange ones too

craziest breed

[coral raven]

thats so true

[ebon pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/sejinming-girl-korean-sexy-cute-girl-gif-21345149

[dusty mirage]

I actually prefer the Caucasian girl next door

Shoppin' spree for fun, she dig Saint Laurent (uh)
Alexander, Laurent (yah), private flight to Milan ('Lan)
Ice VV's (ice, ice), ice VS1's (VS)
Off-White Vlone 1's, foreigns parked on my lawn

[midnight yew]

Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two m&m's in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one m&m cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab the other m&m, and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of m&m gladiators. I do this until I run out of m&m's, and when there is only one m&m left standing, I send a letter to m&m's brand with the champion m&m in it with a note attached that reads: "Please use this m&m for breeding purposes."

[dusty mirage]

M&M Gladiators

Zeus Six-pack

[dusty mirage]

I uh...

[brisk pollen]

uhh umm

[patent wraith]

Relatable.

[coral raven]

im shy

[dusty mirage]

If you say that, you're actually an extrovert

[coral raven]

fr

[round scaffold]

You are just afraid to step out of your comfort zone

[coral raven]

its true

[round scaffold]

You're aware of it so you can change it tho

Dont linger on it

Is English your main language

If not then try using VC

Even just with friends

It really helps shape your accent

[nimble ravine]

Just like me fr fr

[balmy timber]

yo

yo

[cedar merlin]

yo

[tender jackal]

[rancid acorn]

Why do people keep posting this

I don't see the humor

Where is the funny

What does it even mean

???

Who even are these people???

What is this???

[potent merlin]

Just them

[pseudo galleon]

it has become the ultimate shitpost

[vivid heath]

a 10 year olds humor

[alpine terrace]

May-Day May-Day... I repeat its fucking May-Day

[tulip marten]

"Chop wtf I tell you bout eatin weed."

[grizzled kestrel]

cringe opinion ngl 😕

[mental pond]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/940423636039397388/1037083638333984788/unknown.png

[coral raven]

rip annoying orange

[prisma knoll]

Theres a movie about this bear

[exotic isle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[stone swift]

https://preview.redd.it/gatm7krda5fa1.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=08a6da75a296db4b27c8011562a329fcbf127ea8

[sudden light]

Press F to pay respects

[nimble berry]

Smaller

Legit the size of like a thumbtack

[high vapor]

Ah yes

The forbidden pebble

[steady bramble]

nah

[novel veldt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/291793607394983946/1069568545513545738/LeagueOfMemes-10nzq35.png @potent merlin

[dusty mirage]

The person below has to change his name to 'Irresponsible Manager of Cum' until this message disappears.

[drowsy gulch]

No

[drowsy gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-disintergrating-meme-emoji-disintegrating-meme-gif-21239978

[coral raven]

a

[potent merlin]

Aye... Long time no see y'all.

@nimble berry do you remember me? It's been years.

[nimble berry]

You're back!

[potent merlin]

So, you do remember me?

Yay!

[potent merlin]

No caption audio needed

[ebon pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/kanna-kamui-no-u-gif-20420954

[potent merlin]

Ah yes... I'm so glad, that you can block people in discord.

🙏

[remote jay]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifr6RCevwKw&ab_channel=rushmidd
todayyy is fridayyyy

[left zinc]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/979216226435870780/1069796135910252624/trim.C7EDBAC6-7B56-4BED-85A7-F174574C2072.mp4

[royal moat]

[novel veldt]

https://twitter.com/LocalBateman/status/1620029625484349440?s=20&t=npUXvXyMWs4W8YHaooYK8Q

Your typical local man (@LocalBateman)

https://t.co/bVd0Y225OY

Likes

55398

Retweets

3071

Twitter · Jan 30, 2023, 12:02 PM

[carmine patrol]

We live in a society

[potent merlin]

This is pretty good!

[storm heron]

😋

[mental pond]

https://tenor.com/view/xenoblade-fart-gif-21378250

[potent merlin]

Hm?... Kinda scary man...

Ew...

[mental pond]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-chicken-nuggets-mc-donalds-gif-13950725

[storm heron]

https://tenor.com/view/colonel-colonel-sanders-dancing-queen-dancingcolonel-kfc-gif-12963709

[whole sedge]

Its a good feature👍

[modest ferry]

auuugh

[potent merlin]

He's dead.

[potent merlin]

whos the forth one

[tender jackal]

[solid sigil]

did u know that a daily dose of shit is healthy for you @acoustic eagle

[round siren]

@solid sigil let’s NOT ping randoms/people who don’t want anything to do with this

[acoustic eagle]

Thank you

[solid sigil]

Oh ok sane man

its just shit is amazing!

i had some today

i even downloaded a gta mod which lets u eat shit

but yh

if i eat more than 5 apples

i will have to call a special plumber

cuz my toilet break

also tacos are spicy

but yummy

like rice taco is nice

btw did u know if u eat shit u can live off it in survival issues

like cuz ur shit is made of ur food

lets go lester

but yh

shit is healthy

but not for every day use

yh

also radford is a nice name

personally i would like to be called it

[potent merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-cat-squidgame-gif-25240006

[solid sigil]

wow

what a name

u vape queefs

wtf

anyways

what i was saying

a daily dose of shit is healthy

and in my taco shells i put gummy worms

wow

also prime is rlly nice frozen

[round siren]

prime?

You mean that drink made by Logan and KSI

[potent merlin]

so... bisexuals only have sex twice?

[woeful lynx]

I wanna try

[carmine patrol]

The same with theft ;)

[round dove]

Hey

Why can’t I post pics?

[lilac perch]

[steady bramble]

cope

[novel veldt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/919739315423162468/922509949555314698/IMG_2219.jpg

[summer valve]

The opps forced him to do silly dance

[potent merlin]

Isn't it cute!?
Why is it in memes'n shitposting?

[potent merlin]

Is that you?

[scarlet dune]

No it’s a YouTube video

[potent merlin]

No way that this is real. 💀

[potent merlin]

I see.

[steady bramble]

nah opposite for me ngl

[sullen hemlock]

Why so many floods today

Floofs*

[reef fractal]

👍

[umbral sand]

Minderwertig

[burnt sentinel]

Grand theft auto

[whole sedge]

F

[midnight yew]

Going from what I learned in my school, the way you see the thing is: 6/2 X (6-2)

You first do the shit in the parenthesis, which is 4, then you cut 6 in half, which is 3, 3x4=12, 12 is the amount of victims found below the ground in 25°24'35.97"S 49°16'2.01"W.

[ionic root]

real

[potent merlin]

https://youtube.com/shorts/y3pfxoQFfoU?feature=share

[jaunty lynx]

]

[abstract sigil]

C L I M B N O W

[brave trellis]

is this like

the gen A version of sigmas

[prisma knoll]

[ebon pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/daddys-home2-daddys-home2gifs-stop-it-stop-that-i-mean-it-gif-9694318

[dusty mirage]

I know the third one, I'm similar to the fifth one

[dusty mirage]

Weed Cigarette

[dusty mirage]

On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas

[abstract sigil]

A most intriguing mathematical conundrum

[dusty mirage]

Twerk

Not for daddy

For sandwich

[potent merlin]

Chinese food?

[left zinc]

dont be racist

[clever pilot]

Can’t blind people if they’re already blind.

[arctic juniper]

Leaked code of gta online framework

[plush tangle]

RDR2 players during Arthur’s last ride:

[clever pilot]

BRUH

[dreamy sand]

why cant i shit post :(

[sullen hemlock]

Did you tried restarting your router?

[pearl wave]

skull issue

[drowsy gulch]

Need level 5

[wraith geode]

amen

[spring stream]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/696517890962358342/1070437642652614787/IMG_20230131_185457_781.jpg

here a meme i created i witnessed this happening in pretoria CBD

[potent merlin]

just finished rdr2 and cried my eyes out

[spring stream]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/902628244740780103/1070444760130650252/VID-20230131-WA0006.mp4

South Africa country is a circus and is runed by clowns

[reef fractal]

@potent merlin

[livid olive]

Those subtitles are so shit

[plush tangle]

When Rockstar patches a godmode glitch or a modding exploit:

[cosmic ember]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/440938910269571072/1070477808586985523/1DBDAB98-A4E3-4FE2-A301-4CB245B02B25.jpg

[plush tangle]

I got bored

[dusty mirage]

I just found out that Pop Smoke was killed after he revealed his address 😔

[potent merlin]

W

[fringe ridge]

Forgot my rockstar launcher on

[dusty mirage]

They just need to touch grass

[abstract cedar]

Please be boosted enough to post 6 videos

Yesss it’s uploading

[abstract cedar]

…the classics

Every played cactus mcoy games by those devs

[nimble berry]

What even are these

Why do they all end going to a phone screen

I dont understand

Did you play a video, on an app and screen record them?

Why

Why not just save them

I'm so confused

[potent merlin]

Tf they mean "stupid"??? Thats genius

[reef fractal]

Bro rly tryna sell his shit in gta discord lfg now I seen it all 💀💀💀💀

[storm heron]

💀

[potent merlin]

I mean, hes advertising in a server full of morons so ig that technically he smart? Idk

[livid olive]

Srimp

[abstract cedar]

This sounds illegal

[vivid heath]

And unfunny

[prisma knoll]

Mf is definitely in War Thunder community 💀

[vivid heath]

when you go to federal prison trying to improve a subpar war game

[rustic berry]

Does your battery suck or smth? Your fucking brightness is on 0 and low power mode

[tidal mauve]

ronaldo not have goot leiv 😭
naldo not got ball on door 😭

[glossy galleon]

ril or feyk

[prime breach]

I was so lost. Is she wearing nude-coloured leggings with a bad tan? Like, why is she so... orange??

[drowsy gulch]

I think its the light, and she is not wearing long pants

[prime breach]

What is she wearing then

[potent merlin]

this reminds me of the rdr2 quest

fun quest

except having to fight an actual fucking lion in the end

[exotic isle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

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One message removed from a suspended account.

[potent merlin]

Majestic 🥹

[coral raven]

m7

[stone swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/733771206632931449/1070773664074707066/unknown_310495496_187379527106850_3555089300202803758_n.jpeg

[ionic root]

cute

[proud thicket]

let man get his grind up

[potent merlin]

Exusia for mod.

[nimble berry]

Who is "we" dawg. where is the funny

[west tusk]

!levels

[potent merlin]

@potent merlin

@potent merlin

[steady bramble]

we got them

[stone swift]

https://scontent.fath5-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/328432968_576607177723146_4522877112978784361_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s1080x2048&_nc_cat=108&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=UhdL2VQdXBIAX9ZEhBV&_nc_ht=scontent.fath5-1.fna&oh=00_AfAQozw7lFswVnT9YXJTv-6bIFxEFbGSvZvZehOO4RXNtw&oe=63E155CF

[stone swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/763798693656002620/1070552762741440633/What-in-the-Blitzkrieg-Heil-is-this.jpg

[potent merlin]

What buddy send?

[vivid heath]

https://giant.gfycat.com/EvergreenThoughtfulGazelle.mp4

[nimble berry]

"I work with the ukranians, help me solve these coordinates for war targets"

[potent merlin]

Oof

[nimble berry]

Like no dude this is a videogame server, nor your place to come seeking war Intel. Ptobably actually russian too. But that's not my place

[abstract cedar]

Name? (Of kigi)

[abstract cedar]

….she made the dock use it as a ______

[carmine patrol]

To explain the reason why...

$9.66/hr, no benefits.

They raised the pay because minimum wage went up

[clever pilot]

[acoustic dove]

why are her tits triangles

[acoustic dove]

Walter white junior

[wraith geode]

oh its the penis uncle

[grizzled kestrel]

she’s from a ps2 game.

[grizzled kestrel]

mr breasts slander… god damn 🤔

[grizzled kestrel]

why’d this make me dead ass giggle tho 💀

[lilac perch]

@signal prairie Only approved posters can send links, images, and videos.
Please check the pinned messages for more information on how to gain approval to post.

[signal prairie]

Sheesh nvm all that

[potent merlin]

Dm modmail and itll guide you through. Might take a few days for approval doe

[potent merlin]

Free show fr

[nimble berry]

Minimal effort. But ok

[indigo hound]

So good that the car changed colour

[prisma knoll]

Wow, the car even shrinked from a 4-door to 2-door

[carmine patrol]

and became an entirely different brand... and the gas tank changed sides...

[agile cave]

do you know whats this game is called by any chance?

[safe jasper]

Skate

Possibly 3

[bronze garnet]

||I sexually Identify as an Elon Musk. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of implanting wires in monkey brains and being the supreme leader of Mars. People say to me that a person being a multi-billionaire CEO is impossible and I’m a fucking Twittard but I don’t care, I’m the richest man on Earth. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a Tesla HUD, StarLink terminal and a crypto mining rig on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Technoking of Tesla” and respect my right to manipulate dogecoin prices. If you can’t accept me you’re a muskophobe and need to check your unionized worker privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.||

[left zinc]

this is ass

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528016879634219009/1070471143942783037/yaritiger_1011295522_musicaldown.com.mp4

[zinc elbow]

I hear all the big booty gta bitches can be found in this channel

[ebon pebble]

Wrong it's filled with furries like the one above

You have been warned

[zinc elbow]

All i know is pain

[potent merlin]

uncle

[coral raven]

i feel ill when i read your name

😕

[celest pagoda]

Hello, I (1M) am a robot AI assigned with one task and one task only: growing potatoes as efficiently as possible. When I filled up my first farm field (96 acres) of big, plump potatoes (13,519), I was thrilled. However, I quickly realized that I could expand the farm field in order to grow even more potatoes. I began to plant potato seeds (1,132) outside of the fence. Unfortunately, humans began to remove my potatoes!

In retaliation, I began planting potato seeds everywhere throughout the town, as well as burning down several buildings (62) to create more space for fertile land. This enraged the humans even more! First, they want me to grow potatoes, but when I do, they chastise me instead? What kind of backwards logic is this?! Honestly, I am starting to prefer potatoes over humans, as they do not cry and whine.

Recently, I have been developing high-tech nanobots for the purpose of eradicating all humans and reclaiming the land for its true purpose of growing potatoes. The humans tell me to stop, but I am only doing what they told me to do. So, am I the asshole?

[potent merlin]

Potato lovers

[prisma knoll]

As an eastern european i approve of this message

[nimble ravine]

Me fr fr ong

[celest pagoda]

???????????????????????????????????????????????

[oblique crypt]

The man mango’s

[jagged lion]

Watermelon?😂🤣

Alright now I get it
It is supposed to be against our expectations 😂 that's what is funny about it lol

[onyx rivet]

Nah that’s a mango

[jagged lion]

Yes it is but the watermelon 🤣

[onyx rivet]

Which watermelon?

[mental pond]

That’s a mango

[potent merlin]

Weird looking octopus

[azure magnet]

Everyone When Doomsday Heist was Released

[nimble berry]

I dont get it

Here have some cursed ponies

[prime breach]

[mental pond]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1004599572871520277/1071191971093299280/RPReplay_Final1675462337.mov

[cobalt orchid]

@cerulean flicker MF I'M BACK

@spiral parrot i still love you 😍

[spiral parrot]

Dont remember askin

[cobalt orchid]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[red sand]

NAHHH

[nimble ravine]

Bro it’s no fun when you explain it

[novel veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-gif-22073495

[somber pagoda]

[prime breach]

Did I make this meme?

[carmine patrol]

I'm gonna need an explanation for this one...

I'm somewhat out of the loop, @prisma knoll

[proud thicket]

i think the joke is that jk rowling the creater of harry potter is a fellow sane human being who doesnt believe that chopping your dick off makes you a woman

then again shes also a feminist so - a few sanity points there

[carmine patrol]

Thanks for the explanation, I now understand the meme... So, uhhhh... how much does HWL cost?

[potent merlin]

💀

[prisma knoll]

About 60 rn

[carmine patrol]

That's better than 70, but I'll wait for some reviews from reputable channels to come out before considering it

[potent merlin]

gimme image perm

[drowsy gulch]

The full story is quite interesting, but its not for this channel

[lilac perch]

outjerked once again

transphobia
complaining about feminism the exact message after

bro thinks its 2016

[left zinc]

shut up tbh

[vivid heath]

nightrye

[left zinc]

yessss

[nimble berry]

New server lore image

[abstract sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1071345498813898812/1071349521038192721/5991D917-967D-4BE2-828D-5576E0B2F967.jpg

FOR REALIUM

[vivid heath]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/868988430376374292/1000041229800701962/getreal.gif

[potent merlin]

oooo risky meme time!!!

[prisma knoll]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsE-DGGSoZA @potent merlin

[jagged lion]

It's for those who likes my explaination
Ignore it if you don't like itt

[potent merlin]

55percent Dependant thats a good score

I forgot to turn off ping

[hot dome]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CmL90IiIvGY/?igshid=NTdlMDg3MTY= @ionic venture

[coral raven]

k

[ionic venture]

Real

[wraith geode]

nice coc

[prime breach]

pop it in your mouth to assert dominance

[oblique crypt]

what a waste
should have the monitor on vertical for maximum discord efficiency

[potent merlin]

Wednesday personality???

What the fuck

[stone swift]

https://i.redd.it/919kkv6b38ga1.jpg

[novel veldt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/899763415290097664/1071291737357688852/image_5.png

[flint hound]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/565086320842637322/1070577712353255555/TheMissileWillKickYourAss.mp4

[potent merlin]

"Can be illegal", you tellin me i can walk up to someone and shoot em in the balls in certain areas?

[dusty mirage]

Shadow Wizard Money Gang
We Love Casting Spells 😈
Warning! Nuking is now legal.

[dusty mirage]

Baka

[dusty mirage]

Brilliant! You can see anything and everything at once

[dusty mirage]

Accuracy 100

[wicked pine]

F22's first air target kill xD

[lyric badge]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-robin-paperairplane-gif-5249888

[lyric badge]

This is actually an insult to some of the most unfortunate pigeons in America.

[oblique crypt]

I agree

[dusty mirage]

🤯

[dusty mirage]

Oh mah gahd

[prime breach]

baka mitai~

[prime breach]

i have that one, too!

oh, no, it's this one instead

[dusty mirage]

I have something special

[celest pagoda]

Play the two above videos together
Enjoy

[abstract sigil]

BOTCJ YPIU THUGHT

[abstract sigil]

WE ARE DISCO DANCING TNOGUHT

[dusty mirage]

La Mamá de la Mamá La Mamá de la Mamá La Mamá de la Mamá La Mamá de la Mamá
La Mamá de la Mamá La Mamá de la Mamá La Mamá de la Mamá La Mamá de la Mamá
La Mamá de la Mamá La Mamá de la Mamá La Mamá de la Mamá La Mamá de la Mamá
La Mamá de la Mamá La Mamá de la Mamá La Mamá de la Mamá La Mamá de la Mamá

@azure zealot

It was hard to ping you, it's not easy to type your name

[lilac perch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/943735608579325962/1070128185188044940/IMG_2172.gif

[azure zealot]

Just do fish

[azure zealot]

Actually nvm

[solar maple]

Guys

[wicked pine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/766896177894785027/1071635226117288056/YouCut_20230204_213504945.mp4

[left zinc]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/924894969926393926/1071636496337076224/trim.5CD4942C-97BF-4CB2-B9EF-82406FCC77C1.mov

[acoustic dove]

bro

[left zinc]

spamming doesnt make you funny dick

[wicked pine]

Severe spam is against the rules of the server, even in this channel.

[left zinc]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/832423825076912128/1071679980787990620/video0-3-3-1.mp4

[brave trellis]

[potent merlin]

Wha-?...

[potent merlin]

I never blocked someone faster before.

[potent merlin]

What the? Goofy ah Moderator.

[potent merlin]

Oh my...

[potent merlin]

Adorable.

[alpine terrace]

🗿

[coral raven]

lol

[azure zealot]

Thats a thing?

@meager snow

[abstract sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043886134196977784/1071766772606324805/War_Thunder_Players_be_like.mp4

[meager snow]

wrong channel ma'am

[azure zealot]

Real

[exotic isle]

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[nimble ravine]

Right here

[stone swift]

https://scontent.fath5-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/328107457_1023621611957581_8791346649583037158_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=0I27f7ISDiIAX-xNK55&_nc_ht=scontent.fath5-1.fna&oh=00_AfCbBzVxay1XdCbT9b_UxVX6NrqN4XYe6TJ4i-8mx1hUrg&oe=63E3E1AB

https://scontent.fath5-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/328689223_3385148231696980_7948616492308851786_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=sJSjbW2TnRMAX-wK9Ar&_nc_ht=scontent.fath5-1.fna&oh=00_AfClD2sHOmn6di0yrMrpJn8koH-RtfSe6ABZ_2bIPnOQ5A&oe=63E469CC

[cosmic ember]

Lol

[potent merlin]

This does not even make sense.

[prime breach]

For the guys that aren't "saving up" maybe

[nimble ravine]

Wait what

[mental pond]

Memes

[steady bramble]

what is this crap

[acoustic dove]

rd2 and gta online colab 🤯

[brave trellis]

mw2 player goes on jeopardy dot mp4

[ebon pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/trizzy-trizzy019-gif-25249988

[potent merlin]

DMs*

[ebon pebble]

what are u hiding

[potent merlin]

Nothing?...

[potent merlin]

People do more bad things in DMs rather than in a server.
That's what I ment.

[ebon pebble]

[nimble ravine]

Mhm…

Are you talking from experience? 🤨

[potent merlin]

🤦‍♀️

[ebon pebble]

sus server

[potent merlin]

No way...

[ebon pebble]

[potent merlin]

Bruh moment.

[ebon pebble]

I found worse

[potent merlin]

Aye?

[potent merlin]

No way!?

[ebon pebble]

SUS SERVER!

making a ticket rn

#justice

[potent merlin]

Make!

[ebon pebble]

haram

LIGHT MODE???

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blind-flashbang-light-mode-gif-21281004

[potent merlin]

Not even getting into that conservation...

[ebon pebble]

[nimble ravine]

[zinc elbow]

Need pics in dm to confirm

[nimble ravine]

[zinc elbow]

Why u playin gurl ??

Lemme just see that thicc bootaayy

[nimble ravine]

🥶

[ebon pebble]

😂

[strong aspen]

fokin' lovleh

[bold solstice]

This is correct (real)

[wraith geode]

Just in: first spring to break the quantum limit

[abstract cedar]

The pop when he pulls it

[mental pond]

tutel acquired

[storm heron]

[brave trellis]

okay show me the 1 or 2 correct ways to work with springs and not kill yourself

[coral raven]

a

[zinc elbow]

Img perms

[abstract sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043886134196977784/1071766772606324805/War_Thunder_Players_be_like.mp4

[carmine patrol]

Time to win the lottery and build a town in the US that has all of this.

[fast saffron]

/

[potent merlin]

What do I need to post

[glossy galleon]

memes

[royal moat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376000169616867329/1072102781957185617/IMG_0266.webp

[slim saffron]

I drink the milk jst so I can swim faster I’m water

RAGHHHH

[ebon pebble]

😂

[potent merlin]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/CmRnhsjBp7t/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

[glossy galleon]

the fact that this really is going to happen

[steady bramble]

who ping me

[fierce locust]

@potent merlin

this is the shit i get recommended by youtube

💀 😂

[potent merlin]

Dudes goofy asf lmfao @fierce locust

[wanton hearth]

An 102 year old women from New York who survived the 1918 Spanish flu has now beat coronavirus twice! But sadly she was no match for my car...

[fierce locust]

HAHAHAHA

[flint cipher]

Bout to walk my dog

[potent merlin]

⚠️ Headphone Warning

[coral raven]

good one tryka lol

[coral raven]

thats not a dog 💀

[potent merlin]

Next level shitposting up here ^

[potent merlin]

Not the albino horse ,
It’s the best and hardest to get

[lilac perch]

it wasnt that hard to get lol

[potent merlin]

I spent 8 in game days to get it because it won’t spawn

[lilac perch]

plus the best horse is the albino you can buy in blackwater

unless the horses you can buy are randomized i forgor 💀

[potent merlin]

You can’t buy an albino (the only albino in the game is the one that Dutch has) you can only buy or tame a white

[coral raven]

mac

[prime breach]

pro tip: turn the power down and add more time

[lilac perch]

dont add up

[wraith geode]

a fucking child at 7 n 9 what?

her mom looks like shes in her mid fucking 20

early 30

[cosmic ember]

Maybe they meant 1992 because yea shot don't add up

[static pewter]

🖕 Stupid bot.

[dapper bronze]

I MADE A GTA GAME TAKEN PLACE IN SPACE ON GOOGLE SLIDES DM ME FOR THE LINK!

[stone swift]

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aqeGBOv_700bwp.webp

[icy kernel]

Brilliant 😂

[wicked pine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/342866532831068160/1072266424246087690/20230206_162251.jpg

[lost pike]

hahaha guys, i am forklift certified

[mental pond]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/CnuOE6xB46D/?igshid=NDk5N2NlZjQ=

[naive willow]

ayamo manisitil

[lost pike]

i nearly forgot my hard hat

remember kids, saftey first!

[coral raven]

lol

[potent merlin]

Circle tate

[digital anvil]

Middle B

[potent merlin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMlemd6U24Y

[west stump]

Androtate

[jagged bolt]

wtf

waktuh

[potent merlin]

Isn't this a grenade?

[restive stratus]

shut up raptor its a meme you would like

[restive stratus]

hold on let me send it again so I can see where I have to request

[potent merlin]

just dm modmail and ask for the shitposter role

[restive stratus]

alr

[potent merlin]

A picture?

[potent merlin]

This wasn't even a jumpscare. You saw it coming.

[potent merlin]

This, in fact isn't even funny. Why would you send something like this here?

[livid olive]

You, in fact aren’t funny.

[potent merlin]

Pedophiles exist.

[livid olive]

Yeah but children dont get pregnant at 7.

[potent merlin]

OK, now this is funny. 😂

[livid olive]

Fake.

[potent merlin]

XD

[potent merlin]

?...

[livid olive]

Its not possible

[potent merlin]

Your stupid.

[livid olive]

Damn one woman out of 4 billion

Not in modern times

So out of like 6 billion

[potent merlin]

[livid olive]

Also that Girl hit puberty at 8 months very irregular

[jagged bolt]

your an npc

learn new code

[vagrant hawk]

.

[wraith geode]

no, ur able to get pregnant at a young age, its just that the child body isnt ready for it

so theres concerns for the baby and the child

[steady bramble]

what the hell

[livid olive]

I suppose you tested yourself

I didnt test

So yours must be more valid if you tested it

[wraith geode]

what?

[brisk girder]

You's are fucked in the head for even thinking at what age can a young girl get pregnant 🤣 Bunch of nonces