memes-and-shitposting

[oblique crypt]

Assuming the “ideal man” also wants her
Probability drops to 0

[wraith geode]

on g

[warped glacier]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/995400383591620688/Even-the-wink-is-perfect.mp4

[dusty mirage]

240SX 🤨

One for the G, and one for himself

Relax

[oblique crypt]

Tenet be like

[dusty mirage]

Do not do C17H21NO4

[plush tangle]

When the spider that you saw in your bedroom disappears under your bed:

[dusty mirage]

Spiders are friendly

[plush tangle]

Only in the daytime

[dusty mirage]

Well, the one I gently put outside in the evening wasn't hostile

Make friends with them :)

[prisma knoll]

Priorities

[plush tangle]

I put them outside too. Unless it’s a bad one then it gets the shoe.

[icy kernel]

https://twitter.com/nocontextbrits/status/1597252737552769024?s=61&t=QTL9d930aqXQGJutO3osIQ

No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits)

https://t.co/rZpzxR4fQT

Likes

12817

Retweets

421

Twitter · Nov 28, 2022, 3:35 PM

[potent merlin]

hi\

[steel sleet]

Voltic Users

[verbal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/sushichaeng-among-us-among-us-meme-shocked-confused-gif-22454610

[rancid acorn]

You can't be one of them based kids and then also have "anime/hentai/doujin weeb" in your bio

[drowsy gulch]

Only thing based here are gundams

Here are my favorite gundams

[vivid heath]

that looks like a warhammer model

i didnt know gundams went that wild

[prisma knoll]

I wouldn't bash someone for being a weeb while being a furry

[rancid acorn]

Oh man i am sorry i forgot 90% of this server is weeb trash

[prisma knoll]

Thank god it's not 90% furries

[left zinc]

?

[whole sedge]

Exactly

[vivid heath]

[west steppe]

I’d have to leave an entire server if so 💀 hell I’d off myself for even seeing it

[whole sedge]

I would do the same.. but before i leave would report the server

[west steppe]

💀

[vivid heath]

its ok browos we still accept you despite still being stuck in the edgy teen phase,,,

:3

[dusty mirage]

I always tried to avoid that

[cursive lark]

👑

[dusty mirage]

Most delicious foods are unhealthy

Healthy foods taste like shit, so

Eat shit die.

[west steppe]

No way..

[dusty mirage]

When I play the game

[drowsy gulch]

Its a chaos knight

[drowsy gulch]

Not actually all of them

High quality stuff is just really expensive

[abstract sigil]

For legal reasons this is a joke

[lime sage]

been a while since ive been here
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/596972921105416205/1046840482698887261/unknown.png

[vivid heath]

He just like me fr

[lime sage]

he depressed

[warped glacier]

Bruh, furry tho?

[drowsy gulch]

And?

[abstract sigil]

Aw hell nah

No wayayayayayayy

[drowsy gulch]

Elaborate please

[ember dagger]

[warped glacier]

Funny a furry calling out a weeb

[drowsy gulch]

Yall are both fringe communities

And tbf with how most anime girls are depicted nowadays (that being underage) I do prefer being around furrys

Plus like 90% of weebs I see are racist

[tall phoenix]

Man prefers being around furries

[drowsy gulch]

Yes, I do, they’re a mostly nice community

[left zinc]

i bet you fuck dogs

[lilac perch]

[vivid heath]

I miss blue64

[lilac perch]

average day in #memes-and-shitposting

[warped glacier]

I'm the old school weeb, the newer generation of weebs are fucking cringe. I agree with you there.

[left zinc]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/363777926950289420/1047165110378041405/2022-11-14_19-32-28_Trim_Trim_Trim_1.mov

[tall phoenix]

Bro

[dusty mirage]

Welcome to

       memes-and-shitposting

[abstract sigil]

LOL

[left zinc]

https://media.giphy.com/media/LaFrwzpurz7I7NkOgF/giphy.gif

[potent merlin]

💀

[simple lance]

Lmao , they are low iq weebs bro dont call us weeb , pls call crineeg weebs and never touched women and never will

[drowsy gulch]

Looked in the mirror lately?

[drowsy gulch]

Aight I do think you are quite aight, Imma have to respect your opinions there chief, specially the gundam part

Speaking of

[nimble berry]

Projecting?

[warped glacier]

My man, gimme a DOOT BOIIII

[manic tundra]

Jeck

[drowsy gulch]

Doot

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-trumpet-gif-4622525

[urban ridge]

The smell of victory💪👑

[novel veldt]

https://twittpr.com/LocalBateman/status/1597619583325995008

[potent merlin]

pls send cute cats videos

thanks

[urban ridge]

I would but i have no permission

Sorry

[potent merlin]

dm

[urban ridge]

Ok

[whole sedge]

Gtfo here

[drowsy gulch]

legit most furries just make art, its just THAT type of the community that is a bit very much so degenerate

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/938572255477248040/1042229602803798098/trim.ED32DE7D-A597-40A8-A4DB-A53187404BC1.mov

[wraith geode]

ezy dub, murcia wins yet again

the soccer power is strong with this one

[vivid heath]

@celest pagoda idk I thought you'd like this

[celest pagoda]

Damn i dont get it

[royal moat]

Why you mom named you melon bubbles

[celest pagoda]

Because it's a cool name

[stable folio]

Creepy old man. Perv alert. ⚠

[nova bolt]

Lmaooooo

[urban ridge]

Wait is that joe biden

[ember dagger]

No that's joe mama

[urban ridge]

Dad*

[exotic isle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[potent merlin]

Dude in the backs hot ngl

[stable folio]

Reminds me of that old rap song. "Who's that peaking in my window, BLAM. Nobody now." Lol

[potent merlin]

Smack my ass and call me spooky spooky season over

[ember dagger]

Smack my ass and call me spooky spooky season over

[simple lance]

@vivid heath @vivid heath @vivid heath

[desert saffron]

Snack my ass and call me pooky

Pooky peapon pover

[vivid heath]

can i help you?

[ember dagger]

[rancid acorn]

Did i awaken the fucking horde Jesus Christ

You make one joke about weebs in this server and suddenly you have 60% of the server after you

funny!

now grow up <3

[vivid heath]

Most of this servers members probably like 13 to be fair

Or younger

I'm both a weeb and a furry

[ember dagger]

I'm 13 and half

[vivid heath]

I have a kid about your age
Hope the mother's doin a better job raising him than your parents did
Assuming your parents are raising you and not being raised by YouTube kids, discord, and gta

[celest pagoda]

Gta raised me

And im cool

[vivid heath]

Vice city raised me,,,

Thomas vrrcrti

[celest pagoda]

I really need to play vc

Never did and the remaster is junk

[vivid heath]

its good
didnt age well tbh but as long as you dont mind nothing but lock on controls its nice

[celest pagoda]

I have an old ps2 pink edition somewhere here so i was thinking of playing it on that for the best experience.

[vivid heath]

nice

[left zinc]

i played it on the phone lol

[onyx rivet]

PS2 and Xbox original versions are the best in terms of nostalgia

[abstract sigil]

You can cut that value by half of the half and that would be a more accurate number

[left zinc]

i disagree

[ebon fjord]

Smell my poop

[cloud dawn]

@coral raven Did you see the new Mario Movie Trailer? You should check out the Japanese Dub.

[tidal mauve]

https://youtu.be/thKsAWJjD8Y

[left zinc]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/770094079102681198/1046319398845153380/age_of_war_2.mov

[potent merlin]

chip is better (saying random things to get level 5 to shitpost)

[simple lance]

Who is your pp, pls not be a hentai 😞

[earnest flame]

💀

[vivid heath]

honestly im not sure

neither the server or default pfp

i think the girl smoking the bong is from one of the boatgirl games that isnt azur lane

[nimble berry]

Kantai collection?

[vivid heath]

yeah thats the one

someone was giving me shit for not knowing where my own pfp was from before lol

i just saw funny girl smoking tobacco

[novel veldt]

https://twittpr.com/jarvis_best/status/1597299021760311296?t=aMWqj9q7X2Od4yyj3ahr5Q&s=19
@lyric badge

[prime breach]

facts

[steady bramble]

ah yes

[drowsy gulch]

No, football

[wispy path]

its Kickball

[drowsy gulch]

Its kickround

[frosty fern]

rugby with body armor

[drowsy gulch]

Wrestling with extra rules

[ember dagger]

ballers

[potent merlin]

Stop saying baller!!

[ember dagger]

never

[nimble berry]

Jeck

[dusty mirage]

Need for Speed Hot Pursuit 2 raised me

God, the music

[steady bramble]

breaking bad

[dusty mirage]

I was kidding of course...

Parents are the best, much love!

[potent merlin]

no ones surviving this kinda apocalypse bruh id rather put an iron in my head 💀

[ember dagger]

🇲🇽

[rancid acorn]

pz alert sound, very based

[ember dagger]

it's not loud lol

[abstract sigil]

???

[dusty mirage]

Fake

[ember dagger]

what

[cursive lark]

LMAO

[shell warren]

Chicken nuggets 🤤🥵😩

[shell warren]

Yoda: “mm reach your colon I must.”

[unkempt cove]

[lyric badge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/292511873192951808/1047375646986358855/IMG_1911.mp4

[short ridge]

Bored

[strange fulcrum]

as one of the polish civilian this is true

[leaden junco]

No fucking way that was too good

[novel veldt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/772937628131655741/1047767370913026048/b176876c2a86f71abf788003a1f21309.png

[brave trellis]

this would be based

[left zinc]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/244961724145336321/1046479538802139186/VID_20221127_124921_860.mp4

[celest pagoda]

😩

[potent merlin]

As someone who doesn't own a cat, this is accurate

[stable folio]

I bet his girlfriend is super happy. 🤣

[uncut minnow]

ITS CHRISTMAS

LETS FUCKING GO

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY SINCE LAST CHRISTMAS

[restive lagoon]

YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[uncut minnow]

THIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY

LIGHT UP THE CITY LIGHTS

ITS THE TIME OF THE YEAR

WHEREVER YOU ARE CHRISTMAS IS THERE TO BE ENJOYED

[vivid heath]

ban these guys

[dusty mirage]

Buhahehahe

Cats don't change

[willow kite]

@valid jewel @elfin whale

[elfin whale]

optimum pride

[willow kite]

😭

[dusty mirage]

The look when I like a girl

[remote jay]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ViciousHonoredBrocketdeer-size_restricted.gif

[dusty mirage]

Cars do it too

[potent merlin]

Angry evo

[coral raven]

😡

[neon thistle]

https://youtube.com/shorts/9EHgyn3gU8U?feature=share @lean kindle my dog

the top comment kills me tho

[celest pagoda]

Very important video

[dusty mirage]

Oh

Wow

M = r x F

I like Microsoft Windows 10 more than quiet Tesla cars

[coral raven]

I'm still waiting for more KH4 news its been silent for a while

[cosmic ember]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/438652007033733130/1047848657891893330/IMG_5766.jpg

[dusty mirage]

Straight from the Underground

[dusty mirage]

Xbox 360 version ^

[west steppe]

[stable folio]

Gta meet Sims, Sims meet gta. 🤣

[nimble berry]

When telling you how your car worked was an advertisement

[celest pagoda]

[frosty fern]

is this a fallout shitpost

[abstract sigil]

no. its the truth of whats going to happen with you (you should worry)

[celest pagoda]

No this is a 5462464262.jpg image.

[frosty fern]

i thought it was about the tutorial npc you have to fight in one of the vaults before starting the game. i think its fallout 1. but could be fallout 2

[late sandal]

🦶

[prisma knoll]

Time to rewatch "Home Alone" as part of the annual Christmas tradition

[gilded mist]

I’d buy that

[polar canopy]

R

[dusty mirage]

Amazed Person

😮

[abstract sigil]

:o

[ember dagger]

[dusty mirage]

I can see the viruses living in the bacteria creeping on the surface of a pixel

Yet I cannot see what that alien is doing with his neighbor's wife alone at home on the planet in the sixth solar system of the spiral galaxy 10.7 billion light-years far from earth

[dusty mirage]

Those gaps are additional

[valid jewel]

i hate you so much 😭

[novel veldt]

@cosmic ember

[wicked pine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/302898202187792394/1047745989991215144/203.jpg

[brave trellis]

honestly hot take

these look much better in person

the grill sucks but if it had one it would probably look on par with cayennes imo

the gt has a black grill and its so much better

[cosmic ember]

$1,300 a month take it or leave it

[fossil blade]

.

[nimble berry]

Not pictured: xbox/psn, hulu and D+, pixiv and tinder/bumble/grindr premiums, visual voice-mail for your phone, office 365, mematic app, discord and Mega(Dropbox alternative)
Then we get to "special subs" like OrangeBlack, OF, and Patreon

[carmine patrol]

Xbox is probably the least scummy ones... I can play any game online so long as I own it with no sub. Not sure if you need PS+ to play online sony

[nimble berry]

Yeah psn and xbl are the same price and both required for online play

[carmine patrol]

o_O? Srs? I play Black Desert Online on XB, and I don't have a sub

[nimble berry]

Free to play games sometimes do not require it, and xbox does have different rules, but largely its required for online games

Can't forget the $90/yr fifa game and for $100 FUT tokens, and also every years $90 madden, and $120, NBA games with their own $100 and $100 in tokens
And blindly buying the $120 call of shooty

[storm heron]

[drowsy gulch]

Id rather buy darkride three times over

[prime breach]

i HATE when they go "For less than a cup of coffee!" like bro, i'm sorry, i'm not addicted to caffeine, and even if i was, I'd rather buy whole packs of energy drinks for the same price as 2 large cups of coffee from *Bucks

[exotic isle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[potent merlin]

Mhhh jellybean

[stone swift]

https://scontent.fath5-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/317944057_533205552169149_7505791745748975360_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=uSp1v5JkUBUAX8qWIbW&_nc_ht=scontent.fath5-1.fna&oh=00_AfBOsizRummI-EEm0hQvjGOmuBvligNiiEeoyqBGKerMuw&oe=638E9F18

[potent merlin]

I wanna bite that apple

[stone swift]

lol

finally apple logo became full

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/jelly-beans-gif-18267191

[vivid heath]

Shitting rn

[left zinc]

may i join

[coral raven]

huh

[simple lance]

Nokiq

[dusty mirage]

If I was a car

Zouuuughh

[ember dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/toyota-supra-supra-drifting-supra-drifting-car-gif-18292432

if i was a car^

[dusty mirage]

"I'm not even licensed"

[left zinc]

booooo

i hope you crash and burn

[left zinc]

tasteful image for a untasteful situation

[whole sedge]

And they still lost

[coral raven]

they have the ayaya girl

[lyric badge]

This AI is spitting facts

[left zinc]

i like that idea, where do i sign up fot killing people for paperclip production

[potent merlin]

Lol!

[livid olive]

Universal paperclips moment

[prisma knoll]

[left zinc]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/832423825076912128/1048219608617861180/trim.67CE1A47-6B44-4ADD-BF39-A3C89D7DD7B3.mov

[dusty mirage]

Learn to stab with a brick

[vivid heath]

Shitting rn

[dusty mirage]

Literally announces every time

[coral raven]

lol

[nimble berry]

Jeck

[calm prairie]

why do I relate to that?🤨

[calm prairie]

loyal

[lyric badge]

I wonder if that was his coach or what? It's just a nice image tho. We usually only see respect for the elderly framed as about grandparents or whatever, not great men

[dusty mirage]

Parents

[dusky trench]

what is that website named

[lyric badge]

No idea Matthew Yglesias posted that on his twitter

[dusky trench]

damn

if I had that website's name I'd challenge the AI to tell me the fnaf lore

humans cant create something smarter than them

[potent merlin]

Proof?

[ember dagger]

check your bathroom

[potent merlin]

My dogs in there rn

[lyric badge]

🙏 🙏 🙏

[south burrow]

what's up guys

[potent merlin]

kanyewestlover911:

Nothing much

[potent merlin]

What’s up

[south burrow]

Do you guys like NPCs?

[potent merlin]

What question is this

Do a normal question

[south burrow]

Ok

Do you watch World Cup

?

[potent merlin]

Eh

Sometimes

Whenever I feel like it

[south burrow]

Which team do you support

[potent merlin]

Even if a country I support a lot is playing, if I don’t feel like it, I won’t watch it

[potent merlin]

anyone

I’m waiting for 16 round

to choose

[south burrow]

😂

Bro why i can't send videos and stuff

[potent merlin]

You need level 5 and approved shitposter roles

for approved shitposter role do modmail abt it

For level 5 just talk

[south burrow]

Ok

[potent merlin]

You will reach it eventually

[vivid heath]

only approved shitposter role can post check pins Zeppelin mods dms shitpost.rile mod modmail dm post role shit

[potent merlin]

yeah that’s what I said

[potent merlin]

but u need lv5 too

I have role but not lv5

Send more mssgs then

[south burrow]

Mrkkee

Me

[potent merlin]

if I spam the bot won’t count it

[south burrow]

Me

Kq

[south burrow]

💀

[potent merlin]

If u spam arcane won’t give u xp

real?

I think i fd up

I have arcane on my server and if u spam it just won’t give u xp idk if u have ur own rules

Indubitaly

Almost spelt dubia

[vivid heath]

And this channel gives half or less xp

[potent merlin]

u have ur own rules on the server right?

i mean own rules for xp

[vivid heath]

It used to be the case unless they changed it this past like six months I been inactive

And in depth GTA and serious discussion was.more

Y'all changed things since tho

[potent merlin]

Outactive then

Is IT true doe

cant u see what channels give what xp

[potent merlin]

I take an hour of my day just to stare at it

[potent merlin]

i do

[oblique crypt]

We should have a sun staring contest to see who’s the pussy

[potent merlin]

No but i cant see 2 ft infront of me

[potent merlin]

Stewie griffin💀

[potent merlin]

I owned one and it tasted delicious

[south burrow]

Giga chad

Guy

[potent merlin]

I just drink mouthwash

[potent merlin]

I drink listenine total care tartar protect 6 in 1 benefits artic spicy mint προστασία κατά του σχηματισμού πέτρας

[vivid heath]

Wagoo wagoo

This meme can only be posted in nsfw channels

Filter flags it,,,

[cosmic ember]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/503259252555776010/1048275344890810389/unknown.jpg

[potent merlin]

it’s h***** instead of green guy it’s ye’s role model

Lmao

well I am just sayin the truth

[vivid heath]

Compression turned this from 8mb to 11mb
I don't think that's how compression works discord

[potent merlin]

what if Kanye was a Jew

[vivid heath]

God you can just feel the discomfort

[potent merlin]

Łodz forest

[shell warren]

What’s this from?

[steady bramble]

no it's not, it's so dark outside, only a few hours of sunlight

[lilac perch]

battlefield 5 trailer

[cosmic ember]

This is amazing

[lilac perch]

nvm wrong meme

i thought the thumbnail was a different meme laoo

[shell warren]

Yeah it’s Godzilla

I think

[lyric badge]

The whole kanye subreddit is amazing rn

[potent merlin]

Choose ur character

[manic tundra]

the guy with every marshal:

[potent merlin]

Who?

[potent merlin]

h* moment

[potent merlin]

Not Kanye but ye

[lyric badge]

Ha, yeah

fair point

[potent merlin]

3st=thirst

[potent merlin]

Wait fr?

[abstract sigil]

born to :3 forced to :)

[lilac perch]

I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.

[potent merlin]

So thats wear my dog went

[potent merlin]

[abstract sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/806907110922256485.webp?size=96&quality=lossless

[potent merlin]

Dope

[onyx rivet]

This is fake right? right??

[prisma knoll]

Just a meme in light of the recent situation regarding Ye

[dusty mirage]

@vivid heath

[abstract sigil]

omfg this guy is fukcing back

[celest pagoda]

[abstract sigil]

murica

[cosmic ember]

Average Virginia Resident

[stable folio]

Man, that's a big ass straw 😁

[left zinc]

spicy stick

[dusty mirage]

@potent merlin

[potent merlin]

cmon

[dusty mirage]

||You grow up after you take responsibility of what you haven't done||

[vivid heath]

Shitting rn

[urban ridge]

Who asked

[sullen hemlock]

Right side what name

[urban ridge]

Facts

[pearl wave]

I observed a rodent whilst dining at this establishment

[prisma knoll]

[prisma knoll]

🍷

[potent merlin]

[indigo hound]

Stormftont from the boys,the joke is she's an nazi

[sullen hemlock]

r/increasinglyverbose

[novel veldt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/279074751392251905/1048672070189457410/based_on_the_hardware_thats_installed_in_it.mp4

[potent merlin]

[edgy swallow]

[midnight yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1041761527633559562/1048740361704575107/trim.8FADF57B-21AF-43D4-9238-44AB3F3F9A6B.mp4

[dusty mirage]

Server ain't cool like Before

Stays

[placid terrace]

Stormfront

[dusty mirage]

Have you seen this thing?

Try to find it during the daytime

[half geyser]

that racist hoe from the boys

[cosmic ember]

It's been cloudy and rainy all week

I haven't seen it

[brisk pollen]

i wake up at 2pm and the sun sets at 4pm

[carmine patrol]

I feel like you can add a Samuel Jackson line here...

[loud cave]

The shjt that popped up was actually good tho

[placid terrace]

[unkempt cove]

i didn't want to believe it was true but you convinced me

[potent merlin]

Bro when I looked it up it automatically put in all the words and all links in the first page were purple

[vivid heath]

Shitting rn

[primal citrus]

why is this channel nsfw

[nimble ravine]

idfk man

[vivid heath]

Shitting rn

[uncut minnow]

keep it up!

you got this murd!

[abstract sigil]

I believe in your murdi!

[nimble ravine]

gl

[regal bison]

This your planet bozo??? 😂 😂 😂

[wicked pine]

Imma dox u right back. That's UR planet too!

[regal bison]

Damn

Bro got me

[vivid heath]

Shitting rn

[upper raft]

Nice

[worn sphinx]

Livestream

[coral raven]

🙂

[potent merlin]

Huge fucking W

[celest pagoda]

[celest pagoda]

I would say

[stone swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/588045327031074837/1048969914783899658/Screenshot_2022-12-04_163130.jpg

[abstract sigil]

Banana (cat for scale)

[ember dagger]

they can't stop me

[cursive lark]

YEAH!!!

[nimble berry]

Jeck

[vivid heath]

Shitting rn

[novel veldt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/719949489552752660/1048994190446563428/IMG_6527.jpg

[coral raven]

what is the rock cooking

[left zinc]

stone soup

[reef fractal]

💀

[shell warren]

Oh I'm sorry. I just looked at your profile I didn't realize you where a lady. (And a beautiful one at that) I try my best to respect women. Especially women in gaming. As a matter of fact now I actually do agree with you. I'm sorry. Maybe you could even add me on PSN and we can play some games together. We could play GTA, overwatch, Minecraft, maybe even a little COD. add me xXxEPD445FanxXx. Sorry about my name. My cousin made it a while back. He is not a good person like me and does not carry my values.
Good day ma'am.
Also I PM'd you. Take a look and lmk what you think.

[steady bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/next-time-eat-a-salad-tf2-scout-gif-21290583

next time eat a salad

[steady bramble]

the video is poorly made ngl

[ember dagger]

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that, It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play CS:GO sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you 😉 sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xoxo..

[novel veldt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/279074751392251905/1049047436435390504/image.png

[worthy raft]

Are you 40?

[nimble berry]

No

Approaching it faster than I'd like tho

[worthy raft]

Just slow down time 😎

[prime breach]

need proof of the left

[nimble berry]

Star platinum ZA WARUDO!

[potent merlin]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BqC7AfhiI10

[plush tangle]

RDR2 speedrunners watching Arthur die for the 327th time:

[potent merlin]

eminem is scared to face off with biggie cheese

[stone swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/763798693656002620/1049064487073890394/neco-arc-neco.gif

[potent merlin]

🔊

[stable folio]

Its Barry 🤣

[potent merlin]

real

[prisma knoll]

"Female PE teachers now" MY ASS

they didn't look like that for me

It was always those older ladies

[abstract sigil]

@celest pagoda bro please dont let this guy spam this shit again

[potent merlin]

winnie the pooh

[livid olive]

Name someone more sturdy then

[abstract sigil]

myself

[potent merlin]

My pet rat

[nimble berry]

We did

[thin berry]

a table. that's hella sturdy

[ember dagger]

[royal moat]

[potent merlin]

Older ladies that need a cane

[uncut minnow]

Moscow update leaked

[nimble berry]

It went from a bunch of pests to one large one waging a silly war that will ultimately end mosquitos as a whole

[potent merlin]

Real

[vital imp]

No

[verbal spindle]

what is that?

[urban ridge]

I dont think so

[stone swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/733771206632931449/1049266498478276678/anzMXKB_460sv.mp4

[urban ridge]

🫡

[coral raven]

cool

[ember dagger]

Gerald or Kratos?

[edgy swallow]

This server

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759529327946891264/1049261753713819679/image.png

[potent merlin]

I made it worse tbh

[exotic isle]

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[verbal spindle]

I just did this in class. Pls send help

[exotic isle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[novel veldt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/291793607394983946/1049243770366988298/IMG_1972.png

[stone swift]

https://preview.redd.it/ugs7wmkh054a1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=4148bfe36a247940a39107f76372fa7935b7c79d

[abstract sigil]

@storm heron

[cosmic ember]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/436664832872284171/1049379819202289695/trim.5F110ECB-0AB2-4D67-B7E6-885FFE13E647.mov

[steady bramble]

THE NOSE

[stone swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/900211722546216990/1049393781159506031/manhwa-n7b.jpg

[stone swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/900207043791699981/1049407422470570004/IMG_5026.jpg

[cosmic ember]

false, germans don't know what a speed limit is

how could they have a word for it

[stone swift]

true

[drowsy gulch]

This is so true it hurts

Just as much as my splintered fracture in my neck due to the bmw driver eating my cars exhaust

[steady bramble]

a

[steady bramble]

germans on their way to speed at 250 km/h on their Autobahn and then make a horrible crash

[royal moat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/713900746201890896/1049289452863893604/20221204_224737.jpg

[oblique crypt]

I would honestly try to hook up with her dad instead

[carmine patrol]

So, basically, all the hot guys in her life are a-holes, which has resulted in her lowering her standards in hopes that you- an average, but still good looking, individual- will prove to be more reliable and pro-family. You got this, king. 😎

[prisma knoll]

Boomers...

Old good new bad, we get it

[lilac perch]

the new one looks better imo

[dusty mirage]

I like the girl next door design

[cosmic ember]

@dusty mirage

[vivid heath]

Shitting rn

[dusty mirage]

It's wonderful how much shit you contain!

[abstract sigil]

murdi is truly a shitter

[vivid heath]

Some could say I'm full of it

What are you trying to tell me keyboard

[brave trellis]

newpra is overhated dont @ me

[dusty mirage]

Memes and posting

[storm heron]

https://tenor.com/view/bmw-e90-car-drifting-race-car-gif-16708801

[azure zealot]

Ur full of estrogen

[regal bison]

Surrounded by her own kind

I bloody hate that woman

[drowsy gulch]

Thats why I have the male assistant

[storm heron]

She has an MBA degree

[supple depot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/965620075409309696/1049578809302720512/caption.gif

[brave trellis]

god i love this rally car

[stone swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/777355953964187658/1049436808624218142/C26.jpg

[carmine patrol]

omg this is so relatable

[stone swift]

https://preview.redd.it/eihffu1fm74a1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=5a9f2af728a072a39b6367b89bf08af389d3d858

[stone swift]

https://preview.redd.it/eh5nlpih284a1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=3850fa25b302faa54015b3bea30de617e3ba697c

[ember dagger]

omg it's the guy from r34 again!!

[stone swift]

who?

[ember dagger]

idk his name

[coral raven]

yo

[left zinc]

shadman is dead

[fierce locust]

hm

[drowsy gulch]

He got arrested

[cosmic ember]

@lyric badge @rugged glade
As the speaker of the boof, I state that these edibles ain't sh-

[urban ridge]

Same

[left zinc]

so yeah, hes dead, in a career sense

[vale tartan]

lol no

he draws porn

you think people care if he got arrested and released on bail the day after?

[potent merlin]

he draws child porn

[vale tartan]

its the internet

[potent merlin]

its child porn

[vale tartan]

i know

[potent merlin]

child porn is child porn

[vale tartan]

but its the internet

[potent merlin]

so

[vale tartan]

theres people that pay for that

[potent merlin]

and there are organisations arresting those people

[vale tartan]

A LOT of people

[potent merlin]

so

whats your point

[vale tartan]

he cant be arrested for it

[potent merlin]

he can

[vale tartan]

since its fictional characters

But yeah ,its fucked

[potent merlin]

its still illegal

[vale tartan]

if it was, he would have been in jail already

[potent merlin]

clearly they didnt give enough shit

however it doesnt change the fact that children are still protected by law even on internet

[vale tartan]

show me the law it goes against

im not arguing wether its bad or not, because it just is

but its not illegal

[vale tartan]

they arent children though

they dont exist

he was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon but released on bail

[potent merlin]

okay you want more detailed information? fictional pornography decipting children is on grey area in USA but it doesnt mean you still cant get in trouble for it

in australia any kind of cp is illegal

[vale tartan]

Shadman is swiss

so thats irrelevant

[potent merlin]

also completely illegal in canada

hold on im trynna find it

gonna list countries where its zero tolerence

Canada, Australia, Ecuador, Estonia, France, Ireland, Italy, Mexico, Norway, Poland, Russia South Aftrica, Switzerland ("Pornographic documents, sound or visual recordings, depictions or other items of a similar nature or pornographic performances" showing "non-genuine sexual acts with minors" are illegal according to art. 197 of the Swiss Criminal Code and liable to a custodial sentence not exceeding three years or to a monetary penalty.[47] Purely fictional virtual child pornography—in this case, drawings and paintings— seemed to remain legal by Swiss law.) Yikes huuugeeee yikes

(New cases however complicate the matter, as contrary to the previous case a man was found guilty and fined under this law in 2021. Though it is noteworthy that he possessed real images as well.[49] In addition, the expert body of the Swiss Crime Prevention states that even depictions in comics and mangas would be illegal under the current law.[50])

many more

Wonder who that man is

maybe shadman?

idk

[vivid heath]

[potent merlin]

it says cp

[vivid heath]

WHERES MY FUCKING FUNNY

[potent merlin]

wasnt he arrested for assault?

[vivid heath]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-orange-tv-meme-bitch-wife-gif-24056495

[potent merlin]

Switzerland is huge yikes for this

[vivid heath]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-fire-idk-gif-23293333

[potent merlin]

they really allow fictional child porn

fucking sickos

[vivid heath]

https://gfycat.com/dopeyjaggedcheetah

look at this fucking dog

[potent merlin]

thats a huge fucking dog

[potent merlin]

bears are fucking cute until they arent

[warped glacier]

Now we must feed them cocaine

[vale tartan]

we must feed gorillas pre workout and get them into the gym

they will become monsters

[potent merlin]

we must give a bear truck full of cocaine and release it to city

[potent merlin]

https://txnor.com/vixw/nikocado-avocado-nikocado-gif-21467350

[dusty mirage]

@potent merlin

[potent merlin]

HAHAHA

[dusty mirage]

:)

[potent merlin]

Andrew Tate mode enabled

[loud cave]

So devious

[novel veldt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483079305845407746/1048674123779416165/trim.0B13B27D-1C9E-46C7-BE79-585F5302D279.mov

[vivid heath]

Shitting rn

[dusty mirage]

Don't forget to flush \😏

[dusty mirage]

The second one is called Freddy

[dusty mirage]

It's hard to figure out what's going on

[royal moat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376000169616867329/1049835396055453796/FB_IMG_1661265134439.jpg

[dusty mirage]

The ability to pause/resume time 🤔 The ability to teleport

[dusty mirage]

Wrong car in the wrong game

[brisk pollen]

yeah

[vivid heath]

Yeah

[abstract sigil]

Yeah

[dusty mirage]

Subaru Drivers

🤸‍♀️

                         🌴 🪨💥🏎️![End](https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/788085201665916949.webp?size=128 "End")

[cosmic ember]

can confirm

[regal bison]

https://tenor.com/view/bmw-yeahilif-hahafunny-gif-22019710

[abstract sigil]

"thats actually a mercedes" 🤓

[storm heron]

"thats actually a bmw"

[regal bison]

They pulled a rainbow 6

Ngl

[mental pond]

https://tenor.com/view/table-tennis-quinton-quinted-tennis-gif-26485788

[storm heron]

[potent merlin]

Walter white really aged eh?

[potent merlin]

At that point its just a b

[prime breach]

yeah, but at least I'd buy the game for it

[stone swift]

she is pretending to have sex (making sounds) while the man is on the phone, but it turns out it's her parent

[potent merlin]

What did the vow say to his fat wife? Mooooo b get out the way

[ember dagger]

he's huge

[maiden lintel]

I like my women just like i like my playstation

5

[prime breach]

more like

ExtremelyUnbasedMan

[coral raven]

come

[potent merlin]

So you dont have One yet? You like invisibile woman?

[cosmic ore]

Ah Gee so hard to reach the elusive level 5 haha

[prisma knoll]

Modders:

[prisma knoll]

That song is so 2014

[whole sedge]

Good times..

[onyx rivet]

Certified nostalgia moment

[dusty mirage]

https://youtu.be/5IRUf2E6tEE

[potent merlin]

Bro was flabbergasted

[nimble berry]

Jeck

[plush tangle]

Indonesia government enforcing their premarital sex ban:

[stone swift]

https://scontent.fath5-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/317423574_5859971640691037_5502146340815195051_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=rLB-hvxqqskAX9lKBZQ&_nc_ht=scontent.fath5-1.fna&oh=00_AfAOZFYucJUwuD6ntTbQnI7N8mwxeki9FpPH0dUdp33XVQ&oe=6395D8CB

[mental pond]

oi maite you want some burgas innit itz chewsday have som fun yall

gets shanked
gets shot
gets bitten by komodo dragon

[copper otter]

Fr

[stone swift]

why is that emoji so funny

[drowsy gulch]

Accurate

[mental pond]

Cus it’s goofy ahh emoji

[stone swift]

[potent merlin]

[potent merlin]

Whar hapen to Matt Lucas 😢

[ember dagger]

Jeck what sir?

[potent merlin]

So funny bruh

[ionic root]

im laughing

[potent merlin]

😐

[jagged bolt]

what its funny

[ionic root]

maybe if you’re like 14

[jagged bolt]

funny thing is im 14

i mean 15

[ionic root]

okay

[jagged bolt]

what the gif isnt funny?

[ionic root]

no

old joke

joke not funny get new joke

[jagged bolt]

its still funnylol

[ionic root]

[jagged bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/katakuri-katakurigg-fight-b8-one-piece-gif-13961255

wow u dont have humor alot

[ionic root]

i’ve seen it over a million times

[nimble berry]

Nah. Islamophobia isn't funny. Also the guidelines on terroristic memes

[ionic root]

every meme ever basically

[jagged bolt]

im not islamophobic

i support islam

I support everyone

[jagged bolt]

no i didnt mean it like that

i will just delete to not cause trouble

[nimble berry]

[jagged bolt]

chad

[potent merlin]

56 dollars for Pringles what?

[drowsy gulch]

Flashing Images, beware

[potent merlin]

Oh wait u won’t get the joke

Well I won’t delete it

[drowsy gulch]

Two can play that game

[warped glacier]

[drowsy gulch]

Skeleboi surpremacy

[potent merlin]

Want an unfunny and dead meme?

[drowsy gulch]

No

[potent merlin]

Too late here u go

[drowsy gulch]

Chad posting time

[ember dagger]

no

[nimble berry]

Now noone getting drinks get fuucked lol

[potent merlin]

This image is labelled nsfw

[ember dagger]

[drowsy gulch]

flashing images

Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce myself
FLASHING IMAGES

[nimble berry]

Like dude in yhe back cold but noone gonna blame him they gonna beat the piss out the driver

[ember dagger]

it's a tiktok trend. they did it on purpose

[drowsy gulch]

(Caramelladansen, flashing disco lights)

[potent merlin]

A pic of speed flagged as nsfw

[drowsy gulch]

If you post that one more time I will flood your dms with warhammer lore

[potent merlin]

What’s warhammer

[warped glacier]

Heretic

HERESY!!!

[drowsy gulch]

Speaking of

[potent merlin]

do it

[drowsy gulch]

This ^ and its awesome

[drowsy gulch]

Is this explicit permission

[potent merlin]

idk I try to post it on community and it says it’s explicit

[drowsy gulch]

Are you sure? Absolutely sure

[drowsy gulch]

No I meant do I have permission to enter your dms

[potent merlin]

Yes bruh

I don’t care

[drowsy gulch]

Aight

[mental pond]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-water-drinking-dog-drinking-water-stare-gif-26411618

[drowsy gulch]

I have found an acolyte

@potent merlin you poor soul

[potent merlin]

Why

[drowsy gulch]

Prepare for 12 hours of 40k basics

[warped glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/burn-elmo-pyro-burn-it-down-ashes-gif-5632946

[potent merlin]

What country u from?

@drowsy gulch

Afghanistan

[potent merlin]

Nice, do u live there?

Yes

How’s life

But i have to hide quick because the Taliban is coming

Really or joke?

[warped glacier]

I love this so much

[potent merlin]

@potent merlin really or ur joking?

I guess he wasn’t joking

If ur joking fuck u

If ur not I hope the best for u

[drowsy gulch]

Also, 40k meme

[potent merlin]

What country u from

[drowsy gulch]

Like as if Imma say that in a public server