#memes-and-shitposting
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factually accurate
This happened in NYC during Thanksgiving parade in 1997.
I can't tell if that's a costume or not
That's a real dog
standwich
sandvich
not good day today
Damn they catch his plate?
idk but the lady was in a bad way
Goofy mf these days
That's good, shame she got done like that
ik she had like 10 people on her tryna i assume save her life
eventually they got her in the ambulance but i did take a while
They don't penalize you for it do they?
nah not our fault
just had to sit n wait for road to re open as we cannot turn around like a car or van
was boring tbh it’s now 1231am and i was supposed to finish at 10pm
Damn. Overtime pay at least?
Shitting rn
What the
Wheres overwatch with 5000 hours on mercy?
Wheres overwatch with 5000 hours on genji
Have fun.
Ohio 🤢
Finland 
OK
OK
huh
Mmmmm.... Borger..m
his ass is not even eatin💀💀💀
wtf
Classic gif w
wtf u saw nothing
💀
No shit u pinged me then sent it immediately after
But I won’t judge u
Even tho that was pretty fucked up thing to see. Why even have that on your phone? Like Fr that’s gotta be illegal or sum shit
Wtf how
It’s just a girl
Hemlo
what

our legend is here
Cant upload :(
Low rank
Thats why?
Yea
XD
🤠
Yee haw hat where
Lmao
The nyc experience
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
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I'm gonna do it @mental pond
I'm gonna post nsfw
In the nsfw channel
Sfw compliant Nsfw content
Thank god i was warned about nsfw in this channel
Yeah you might have been surprised
This is the kind of nsfw that @vivid heath asks for in the sfw nsfw channel
At least they're wearing hi vis vests 
Bro tried to use the chair (wasn't big enough) so he had to get out his comically large ladder instead

@potent merlin
And he still can't reach 🤣
Hot
NOOOOO
Cool trick right
you have inspired me to be a shitposter in my group chat
I do not post nsfw I post shit
Holy shit you guys the largest police union in the country just announced they're making a huge donation with their pension fund - google "40% of police" to find out more!
Amongus
I went through the entire post, not seeing that it was from 2018, wondering why his dipping mustards were 5 years old
yes
dont be nervous 😦
Aaaaiaiaiaaayayayayaiaiaiaiaiiiaaaa
@coral raven
?
Nvm
well...
Where did this clip came from
uncertain
http://live.pirillo.com - I'm so tired of people saying that the problems are with Vista, instead of blaming themselves! I mean seriously. It's not Vista's fault you buy crappy hardware. It's not Vista's fault your drivers don't work. It's all YOUR fault.
video is actually from 2007 lmao
Thanks
Vista wasnt too bad
APART from the permissions system
holy shit every single thing you wanted t to do you needed to enter administrator password
Gato
control freak favourite
How many watermarks do you need, dude
bro who had a wii u growing up
its 10 years old now
i killed my grandmother in a horrific wii remote accident because i didnt put on the strap
a
monke, natural habitat
That's more like, 1 ⅚ tart
ok
Both games are awesome
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I will be stealing this now


💀💀

@nova zenith damn bro
I mean yh 7 hrs are a bit ridiculous💀
the cat when he has to steer 🫠
what's the point of having a shitpost channel if not everyone can post on it you fucking muppets

The bot literally says what to do when you try to post something
Here’s another in copypasta version
When a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun
BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert?
i just buy a furry body pillow


Litterly my pfp
😐
hey does anyone here have the video of a monkey waking up with the song that goes "five in the morning" or something like that? its very specific but i liked that video lmao
Hbu guys post a shit pic before u flush it
How about no
That's Ohio

So true
godspeed

🫡
his gun collection 30 seconds before the "hitmen" enter:
(he's american)
Damn kids trading be like

disgusting watermark
I got pinged?
where?
I wonder how a british 17 year old boy would get in possession of guns
In my experience, have a grandfather who used to hunt crocodiles
didn't know he was british
Now I’ve seen it all in this server
bros floating
"im not addicted" he says while he is clearly addicted
it is insane how quickly the ohio joke became so overused and obnoxious
literally one day
It went from florida to ohio
Next is michigan
I forgot that was a thing... literally the only chat I'm in with that
W/E... insert "I'm taking you to Brazil" gif here
ohio man vs florida man
who wins
nice embed fail bro
^^^^^^^^^^^
I mean we already have detroit

While trying to get his fix for cheap. Sorry bud you're underage so you're gonna get fuckin scalped
I am selling my Taylor Swift tickets for only $40,000 hmu if interested
Florida jokes: look what they have to do to mimic a fraction of our power
atleast the florida man jokes are actually somewhat realistic or mimic reality
ohio is tiktokified humor
which in small doses is funny but not 999999999999 times
kys
rood
read pins silly goose

have u ever gotten this code before
Which album are you gonna get?
Third one must be fire
Track #1: Hot Engines
Remember the time country music star Garth Brooks released an "edgy rock album" under the name Chris Gaines and nobody bought it?
Who?
This is who Garth Brooks is. He made up a persona called Chris Gaines to try to make rock though and everybody was like wtf are you doing
Ok, and uh... how does that relate to... anything? Sorry, it just feels a bit random. 
Uhhhhh...
You were talking about random albums so I just threw out what I consider the most random album in history
It's practically memeable imo, well into shitpost territory
Like... dude just made up a persona then released an album?!
I mean, name = value makes sense in this industry.
Nobody would buy an album by some white guy called Marshall Mathers.
It's like if Dolly Parton released an album called Jenny Strong where she sang punk music
Yeah eminem'd been playing in that genre for some time. The thing that's hilarious is he like... totally changed an existing persona
But of course, humor's subjective
(keep yourself safe)
I've been spooked

holy shit gta online money laundering tutorial:
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2885364752
@mental pond that u
@worn elm that u

White Blackspotted Nudibranch
The 50s food industry was a lawless hellscape
Yeah just horrifying
People losing their minds over pineapple on pizza while that atrocity exists
Where is the funny?
Back in 2020 in a better time when this was a better server
k
k
broke ass
enjoy ur shitty xbox
says the one who probably begs there mommy for fucking bobux
And also, u have the xbox role aswell so u cant be talking
people here also like to see good spelling
How the hell am i a role player?
Judging by your backround, pfp, and bio, your a anime simp
And that looks like a 8 year old anime girl
How tf is a bio roleplaying?
Is fatherless behavior not funny?
You're*
alright class nerd, You get straight A’s and bullied alot with that mouth?
A lot*
Thank you Murdi
always happy to help
Very educational i might add
MVPurdii
That's a hot dog
And u call me a 12 year old
You’re probably underaged for Rated E For Everyone games
look buddy i was trying to help you get your troll game better as practice makes perfect but you arent improving
imma go do something else now
So ur helping me by calling me a roleplayer for my bio, sending a drinking cum with a sausage GIF, and correcting my spelling, which u dont know how to do i might add
Sir that is milk
proof?
How the hell do u know? He might have mastrubated in that milk carton to hide the evidence
It'd be very strange to drink cum through a hotdog.
awfully specifically as if self projecting
Who the fuck drinks cum 1.
- Who the hell drinks with a hot dog
You're the one that said it
Hes the one that sent that gif 3.
ima tell u this now, all i get from using “u” instead of “you” is nerds who correct it.
My first time looking in here & jesus christ 😂
Evacuate immediately
It's not always like this
This weirdo just thinks drinking cum through a hot dog is a normal occurrence
I just saw “drink cum through a hot dog” 😭😂
When the hell did i say that?
When did u belive, and how did you belive, i thought thats something that u do in a daily routine?
Reply to that exact moment
Again, you're the one that brought it up.
Everyone is free to live their life however they see fit.
But who the hell drinks anything with a sausage, cum/milk of all things
Like i said, you cant know for sure if he mastrubated in that carton
(DISCLAIMER: im on steroids)
i feel like arguing any further would be child abuse
This cat has to much catnip
Just like me with to much crack
bro looks like lester if he gained 60 pounds
Now will u excuse me while i die of laughter to people dying in eletric chairs then cry in the corner after my dad left me.
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How could anyone like this shit idiotic animation game
@worn elm that u
It’s always a laughing matter if u try hard enough
Destroy him my dude
Porn actressess
me
Burn it
Exact same yesterday
I was skeptical at first but he was really nice and even paid for my bloomin' onion!
Every YTP in a nutshell:
@stray iris
@stray iris you a bitch
Mean
Please no...
Good
I cant believe this
I created a random poem about lester
There once was a guy Lester Crest who lived in the West. He was poor but he was trying his Best.He was bullied by his friends because he looked like a Pest. Lester's tired from bullying he just wants to take some Rest. His PJ was a Vest. Next morning his friends challenged him to a test that he failed and he couldn't do the next. Moments later he was caught resisting arrest.
Uwuuuuuuuu
Ahahaah
@nimble berry just did the 47 first time on that route
The what
47
goes to shoreditch
from catford
so central london it was very busy
i also saw a lot of protesters n everything
mad
@nimble berry i’m on loan u see
What's going down?
idk they protesting over oil or something so they think blocking roads in london is gonna help
just causes chaos
doesn’t bother me bothers the passengers tho
i would wanna do the 47 again tho as central has some nice views and roads @nimble berry
exactly so i couldn’t care less 😂😂
Billie eyelash mid
😂
i miss blue64
i love how he woke up for a second, and just was like "this is fine" and passed back out
Real shit
why is one of the premium members of a GTA V online server playing fortnite
and some corny ass anime girl
Because they want to? idk
Dm @wanton apex to file a report
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Hog rider
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Average Rep wheels 
Slight side dent and chip in paint. No lowballing I know what I got
Yes of course
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Society....

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Huh?
My team carrying me in a video game
Twitter rn
🔥
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hyper inflation
turkish space program
Ok but what does this say about lebron’s legacy
one of my favourite tags
i was waiting for the explosion
Cute
Oh shit is this the chicken attack guy?!?!
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Discord white theme user

Bacon lettuce tomato
lol
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No idea, just got it in another memes channel lol
sounds like him
Jeck
pp
@edgy swallow uwuuuu
When you taking a shit and push a lil too hard, a bit of pee comes out and wets your pants
Beautiful
the funny
apologies lads
I'm european and I can confirm my version looks like that
reupload - forgot to add brazilians
credits:
handige harry - https://youtu.be/lUy9sDiZT8c
https://youtube.com/shorts/VJ8Fe28suoQ?feature=share sound advice tbf
I'm here to teach the younger generations...
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Chad
Ohio is a vast space legends have it that it has existed long before time had a name. Ohio is home to the tallest mountains, deepest valleys, and the most gasping phenomenons that do not possess merit within this reality. But Ohio is not part of our reality, we are apart of them
huh
my mom telled me I live in la-la-land, how close is that to ohio 
Not far enough
@potent merlin
ah shit my bad i read it as ping

Absolutely
Bruhh why did he sound like that 💀
lol
where to aim?
The blue one
Blue for stealth
Red to assert dominance
isant that the other way around

Depends how you're feeling ig
Wait it is the other way around
yeah red for stealth
I'm dumb


on the sides is better
@analog dove wheres messi 😭😭
did i just hear someone sing bella ciao as well lmaoooo
Money heist reference
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r e p e n t
did we become thanksgiving for the turkey ☠️
Loool Messi Missi
That was bad I know
deaf people in that movie when the world starts going crazy:
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I see a grape
thats a plum
What now?
Pineapple
The floor
shoot at the black one.
HAHAH DUDE YOU REALLY THOUGHT
REAL
💀
why can't I drop the memes?
U gotta be lvl 5, then dm mod mail for the Approved Shitposter role
ok
Pumpkin, pecan and sweet potato are all inferior pies
The most triggering thing for me in this image is the fact that "Other: 3%" is a larger wedge than the other things labeled as "3%"
huh
When a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt F*ckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert. Why?

"that is the biggest pumpkin I've ever seen"
!help
that banana looks tasty

@flint glacier
😭
im surprised pecan is more popular than apple
i love tool
Mazda MX-5
what the f
I have like 3 horsepower 
Stoner, actually... This is a person stoned into pacifism, in florida.
♻️
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I lost NNN to the thanksgiving turkey.
I didn’t want it to happen I really didn’t. I’d been going so strong, I’d made it to day 25. Thats the longest I’ve ever made it. But then I saw her there. Golden brown. Ass stretched wide to receive the stuffing. I couldn’t control myself. The worst part is, my family’s planning on eating that turkey this evening.
Sigh of relief fr
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credit to @Turkey Tom for the alex jones speech, all i did was make the voice at the end sound deeper, lower the pitch for the whole speech and add the soundtrack
i got bored
6 days till NNN is over
lol
😢
The mask.....take it off.
Show my face?
Yes sir.
Negative.
Are you ugly?
Quite the opposite.

Everybody can do that. that's not unique to them
true
Jeck
WWW
that's not nice
since the context is unknown
it could have been that
the Chicago man was the worser person in this case
ok
Pretty messed up ywah lmao
Thays fucked up but lmO
But still funny af
Worse*
Worser ain't a word
No server
This is precious
You're precious. I'd add a finger-gun anime pic, but I don't have permissions for that...
she knew he was the dragonborn because she is friends with the jarls son
Bro
lol
broad shoulders
What the god damn
Why cant I post meme
DM @wanton apex
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still one of the best minecraft animations ever
the root cause of all trust issues
wtf-
i doubt that
I'm introverted
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The forest
so....chad is an actual nation? 
yeah
I can fix her...
😩
some of the comments on that are quite funny
easiest follow ever

Florida woman
The forest
yeh id let that bitch ruin my life
Bruh, there's so much thirst in that comment section, Nestle, Dasani, and Aquafina could team up and still have to call Wal Mart for backup.
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
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Only in Miami
That wasn’t a link
Now show an attractive dude in that same place and the comments are reversed
Probably not on the same level as dudes thirsting over someone that looks a typical emo girl
I know what girls really like...
But I won't tell you.
Hits kinda different
Memes and posting
mudry got demoted from ppink name 
That guy ded
oh nah he aint alive after that land whale attack

damn i can't believe i lost NNN to a hog rider
Aint no way thats an AI generated hog rider tho
why not
Tbf have you seen the stuff ai makes now?
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What else can I do?
Remember this
https://open.spotify.com/track/5QxxIhXt7E8yR3F7U9ajiV?si
denzel curry 🔥
glad he got away from being only known for that song
That’s the song from Vine
Is there something i missed out

now dont come to conclusion before you watch the video and ban me just play it first 

Forgot that was a thing (the approvement for memes)
Wheres dr perky
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Me when I see someone selling in my Lobby:
Me with a friend in a deluxo
Keep dreaming sweetheart
The role of a friend can be shooting flares
Deal With It
100k a year alone 
thanks, now i'm horny and confused
a 4080 and 4090 is just ludicrous
bro has his priorities right
BASED
I think it's a recreation of this meme https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/yn4gb7/genie_you_have_3_wishes_me/
yes, i have that picture saved on my phone
probably the best meme of 2022






















