memes-and-shitposting

[left zinc]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/Cjs5i9bIwX7/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

[cosmic ember]

@lyric badge

i found this lol

[steady bramble]

NO

[mental pond]

https://i.imgur.com/3jLWZ1b.png

[subtle light]

Im buying this for you at Christmas @novel veldt

[celest pagoda]

[novel veldt]

wtf i need this

[vivid heath]

i see

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-roblox-r-roblox-r34-lol-cat-gif-22266571

[abstract sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/eepy-and-why-he-eepy-laughing-crying-emoji-animals-with-captions-cat-meme-gif-25115470

[vivid heath]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-the-deep-gif-26340704

[steady bramble]

that product is actually garbage

[subtle light]

Wasn't able to smash your nuts?

[steady bramble]

no I mean the product in terms that the things he sliced, you could just do it with a regular knife

[subtle light]

But this is faster

[steady bramble]

and the free product (if the first product is bought quick enough) is also something you can just do with regular tools

[steady bramble]

it's just unnecessary consumerism

[subtle light]

Hammer also work

With a piece of cloth

[potent merlin]

Hi it's Vince with Swap My Nuts. You’we going to be in a gweat mood aww day, because you’we going be swapping my nuts. Wook, one swap you got nuts, two swaps home fwies in a second. And, wook at this when you add a mushwoom: the mowe you do it, the finew it gets you don’t have to switch any bwades.

Now, you wove my nuts -- you hate making it. You know you hate making my nuts. Watch this one swap... sawad! I wove nuts, but once in a whiwe get my nuts, at weast thwow it on top of the pizza.

This thing, this tuna wooks bowing. Stop having a bowing nuts.

Wook hewe’s a hawd boiwed egg. One chop, you add the pickwe; you add my nuts. And what you can do is mix things togethew, you add the ham.

You’we gonna wove my nuts. Watch this: awmonds, wawnuts. So easy, one fingew, if I can do it with one fingew you guys can do it with my nuts, with youw whowe hand. Kids can do it. Kids wove my nuts. You know not onwy nuts what about fwuit? Put my nuts, Vince Vince Vince Vince Vince Vince Vince Vince Vince Vince. Wook at that. Isn't that beautifuw my nuts.

The weason you'we gonna swap my nuts, is because it's so easy to cwean. One, two, and pops open wike my nuts. Now these othew ones that you've seen in the stowes, bactewia gets in my nuts, you cant cwean it! You can't swap my nuts, it's wowthwess, (Yeets it into sink.) fowget about it.

You take my nuts, put it back togethew, and you get my nuts. So hewe's my nuts, with the skin, and hewe you go, de-skins my nuts, you'we gonna eat my nuts.

This is makin' you cwy, makin' my nuts cwy. Awwight, put my nuts wight thewe, the skins on the bottom. Hey, wook, so you onwy want a wittwe bit of onions, don't want to dwag out the food pwocessow? My nuts comes wight off, you see that?

We'we gonna give you the Gwaty, fow my nuts. White nuts, yewwow nuts, in the containew, comes with my nuts. And watch this -- tacos, fettucini, winguini, mawtini, bikini. Wook at that -- comes with two bwades, just bang my nuts. Put it in the fwidge, take it out when you need my nuts.

Fow $19.95, but if wove my nuts, within the next 20 minutes -- 'cause you know we can't do this aww day, you'we gonna get my nuts absowutewy fwee, so thats two nuts, fow $19.95. The Swap My Nuts, with my nuts. Hewe is how to owdew!

These are great

[potent merlin]

The fuck is this

Swap m-my nuts?? >///<

[cosmic ember]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/984277975589597205/1039297028506783825/IMG_1126.webp

[vivid heath]

He just like me fr

[mental pond]

/execute @e[type=cod] detect at summon lighting_bolt ~ ~ ~

I forgot how the command worked

[lyric badge]

they know what they did

[potent merlin]

Had it coming

[scarlet dune]

Does that work on bedrock

[potent merlin]

https://www.digminecraft.com/game_commands/execute_command.php

Obviously get rid of the extra /

[last crypt]

I have a small pp

[wise oasis]

If you pull it hard enough it won’t be small

If you cut it, it can be even smaller, always appreciate that life is constantly changing ☮️

[tawdry pagoda]

😞

[torpid parrot]

life is constantly changing for the worse bro

very appropriate lester bot thanks

[novel veldt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781623686158483526/1039233416450813962/1_5710950638339227662.mp4

[left zinc]

stackswell

[nimble fiber]

🚪

now thats adoorable

laugh pls

[shrewd ledge]

Where can I find this cat

[abstract sigil]

You Google cat

[mental pond]

isnt that the cat named big [redacted]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/WpW0ozHmcwShUnT1onhy9O7RQEKhav2VXWy3sdwRRk0/https/media.tenor.com/xP_se-OWWV4AAAPo/cat-dyingaliengif.mp4

https://tenor.com/view/cat-speech-bubble-gif-25026388

[placid sleet]

Dude why is this so funny💀💀

[cosmic ember]

Five guys be like

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/777806362209157130/1039567716056571925/download_3.jpg

Guys I got the new Iphone

[dark fossil]

omorus

[tough saddle]

Bro

I’m black

But like

There shades of black

And my dad beats them all

Fr

He looks like under the bed

[abstract sigil]

[cosmic ember]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-smoking-gif-23151077

[mental pond]

Don’t you just hate it when your cat wakes you up like this? Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.

My sprinkler goes like thisstststststststststststststststststststststststst and comes back like titttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttte

The lawnmower goes shersheeeeeeerrerererereeeerrr vavavoom sherererererere and Rice burners go wowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow

[mental pond]

anununununununununununaunauanuanaunauanaunauanuanaunauanaunauanaunauanaunauanaunauanaunauanaunaaunauanuananuannuannuannuanuannuanuanuanunanuanuanuanuanuanuanuanuanuanuanuanuanua

[pseudo galleon]

maybe you should aquire some wenches

[abstract sigil]

/tts

[mental pond]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CjBLJoNDoc0/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

@ saturn

[mental pond]

☠️

[cosmic ember]

Damn

That's deep

[warped glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/scunt-mc-gee-hunt-showdown-get-on-hunt-gif-25277362

[oblique crypt]

Dream music video

[potent merlin]

Why can't I send anything @abstract sigil

[abstract sigil]

[potent merlin]

No pictures

[abstract sigil]

[potent merlin]

[abstract sigil]

[potent merlin]

How do you do that

[abstract sigil]

[potent merlin]

You cunt just answer the question

[potent merlin]

How do I be a approved shitposter?

[potent merlin]

Read the latest pinned message

[abstract sigil]

[potent merlin]

Man fuck that

You want me to simplify it for you?

Level 5 takes fucking hours

[abstract sigil]

Well

You can maybe message modmail

And that's literally it

[potent merlin]

Ok then sure

You still need level 5

And then you can DM Modmail

[mental pond]

[abstract sigil]

[potent merlin]

[mental pond]

[potent merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-complete-returning-to-hq-gif-24966546

[mental pond]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-anime-cute-adorable-vaporeon-gif-17858018

[potent merlin]

Best I can do are GIFs

[mental pond]

2 stickers

[potent merlin]

Danger

[mental pond]

i think exosia said theres no spam filter in this channel

never tested

[potent merlin]

I requested

[mental pond]

questionable bio

[potent merlin]

truly

[mental pond]

📧 ?

[potent merlin]

Don't question my bio

[abstract sigil]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/Vj8atob7UQ3lbD8MW5ugdZ_PSoOmf-4QdXZdtJ5jdIY/https/media.tenor.com/zGQmObrwnCcAAAPo/bug-shaker-thug-shaker.mp4

[potent merlin]

Hey do you know who a mod is?

Why

[abstract sigil]

Yes i do love when a gif magically transforms into a mp4

[mental pond]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-water-drinking-dog-drinking-water-stare-gif-26411618

[potent merlin]

I also hate that, that's why I use MP4 to gif converter

Because I pressed the wrong thin when I was talking tk mod mail

[abstract sigil]

SEND THST INTO MY DM pls

I need

[potent merlin]

It's no worries, you'll have to get level 5 for the role anyways

[potent merlin]

I'm leaving this boring ass server

[potent merlin]

Have a good night

[abstract sigil]

He will be missed

[potent merlin]

Yeah you too

[abstract sigil]

I miss him already...

[mental pond]

i think he'd get yeeted with that bio anyways

[abstract sigil]

Lmfao

[potent merlin]

That's usually what they want too, so best to give them what they want if it means they're outa here faster

[abstract sigil]

[mental pond]

https://youtu.be/3iodW5DpLCw

heheheha

[cosmic ember]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/329340916030636042/1039744053807435786/trex_be_like.mp4

[mental pond]

can i spam this much emotes here without getting

[cosmic ember]

probably not

[mental pond]

Exu said there’s no spam@filter here

[cosmic ember]

I wouldn't test it out i'm doing homework so I can't unmute you until 12am

[mental pond]

ong

[cosmic ember]

try it if you want i'll come check on you later lol

[nimble berry]

Wow rood throw me under the bus harder

I dont think the spam filter works here but I have never tested it

[mental pond]

Ong

[faint pecan]

Stop right there criminal scum, you violated the law. Your stolen goods are now forfeit. Pay the court a fee or suffer the consequences.

[oblique crypt]

smartest man in detroit

[last crypt]

more like Ohio

[abstract sigil]

[gray parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/war-thunder-meme-gif-26407644

[summer notch]

Fuck no

[abstract sigil]

Epic .jfif moment

[prisma knoll]

Any philippine people here?

[potent merlin]

@pseudo bluff

[pseudo bluff]

LMAOOO wtf 😭😭

[pseudo bluff]

literally me and I too am screaming and depressed

[raw sail]

🔫

[mental pond]

In america*

[dusky trench]

pew

[sacred igloo]

Damn I wanted to show SEX WITH HITLER 3D on Steam

[novel veldt]

New setup

[abstract sigil]

LOL

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/850870543937962064/1039072748305129472/igVideo-8.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/871985919316590615/1039149592698171433/IMG_9780.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/850870543937962064/1039348623193952296/298612894_737031290889534_7701098273093220536_n.mp4

[abstract sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/850870543937962064/1032857204577013852/unknown.png

@celest pagoda

[mental pond]

relatable

[bronze sierra]

@analog dove me and nimmy

[abstract sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/742077375524634625/1033088776722976808/breathe_in_hold.gif

[nimble berry]

@potent merlin me I'm more sturdy can we move on now

[potent merlin]

We finally found out who is more sturdy

[fossil yarrow]

how horrible

[pseudo galleon]

I made it to the second breathe in

[potent merlin]

[exotic isle]

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[swift escarp]

!shitposting

[stray iris]

Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.

Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.

This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting

Requested by: @swift escarp

[vivid heath]

Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.

Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.

This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting

Requested by: @swift escarp

[abstract sigil]

Shitposting is only allowed in memes-and-shitposting.

Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.

This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting

Requested by: @swift escarp

[exotic isle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[abstract sigil]

[royal moat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376000169616867329/1040074610676355183/Screenshot_20221109-202449_Twitter.jpg

[cosmic ember]

@cloud dawn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW_nMIhN9Kk

[vocal token]

His ass is NOT listening 💀😭

[spare cloak]

whos this raptor

[analog dove]

She wrote a long essay about the guy messing up oh dear. I pray for you

[cosmic ember]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-rule-744-gif-25127400

[spare cloak]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[tidal mauve]

@bronze sierra aren't u 23, how is that possible

[bronze sierra]

idk about me but looks like you have a year left to live

[tidal mauve]

yeah pretty sad

sleepyhallow and 317aidan must be dissapointed

[bronze sierra]

forgive me if i may coffin dance

[shrewd ledge]

It's a miracle that many people goes beyond

[analog dove]

@bronze sierra @potent merlin

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/vTKVb3wO5Io

[bronze sierra]

lmaoooo

bewafaaa bewafaa

[analog dove]

Love that song too

[cloud dawn]

New pride flag:

Ghostsexual

[potent merlin]

I need a flag for subarusexual

[left zinc]

i bet he fucks

[abstract sigil]

Ok bananas

[left zinc]

i know chinese

[lavish valve]

I am japanese

[abstract sigil]

I know a bit of russian

[uncut minnow]

I am a ducc

[twin lintel]

quack

[abstract sigil]

I do not like that that thing

[steady bramble]

lmfao

[misty orbit]

Bussy cum batter taste's like ben gays

[hazy mulch]

I am being serious: none of you are intelligent enough to understand why you're stupid. Usually I'm memeing or injecting a little bit of irony for fun but there is no irony here. All of you, with one

In the event that the above message or any others found within this discord are used as evidence by the FBI or any other legal investigating body in the court of law as evidence of any crimes, past, present or yet uncommited, I would like to officially state my non-participation in any of the aforementioned activities. At the time of the creation and my joining of this group there was no intention on my part to partake in what has/ may yet transpire/d. Each member of this discord server acts of their own accord and without reflection on the other members.

[potent merlin]

proof?

[unkempt cove]

Dude posted the laundrasauraus

[tall phoenix]

Thank you. Looked at that picture for too long with no idea what I was supposed to be seeing

[potent merlin]

Same

Damn I just got filtered

idek how

[mental pond]

skill issues

[stone swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/900211722546216990/1040363432165244938/Oop-I_m-sure-we-can-all-relate.jpg

[edgy swallow]

Meme successfully stole

[analog dove]

Amaze balls

[nova bolt]

Not funni

Didn’t laugh

[tall phoenix]

Neither did anyone the last 49 times it's been posted

[solemn ledge]

Bruuh what happened to this channel before there where videos that u cld actually laugh at

[edgy swallow]

Shitposting is only allowed in memes-and-shitposting.

Shitposting is a success to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of upgrading the chat quality.

This is up to the discretion’s moderator. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting

Requested by: @swift escarp

[nimble berry]

@potent merlin we answered this. It's me. That's what you agreed to

[edgy swallow]

Excusia

[potent merlin]

I know boss but may I acquire proof of this

[edgy swallow]

[nimble berry]

My proof is that I'm here telling you.

[edgy swallow]

I need memes to steal post them

[nimble berry]

You need DN

[celest pagoda]

Same

[potent merlin]

Meh, close enough.

[mental pond]

proof: trust me bro

[potent merlin]

may I have permission to post again tomorrow

[subtle light]

No

[potent merlin]

reason?

[abstract sigil]

meme successfully stolen and gif'ed

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/890054560272510989/1040409026061668433/ezgif.com-gif-maker_1.gif

[abstract sigil]

they found someone more sturdy

[potent merlin]

valid reason 🤝

[nimble berry]

A different meme yeah

[potent merlin]

real

[calm peak]

Fuck you raptor

[cosmic ember]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/329340916030636042/1040433218635190383/Screenshot_20221110_175149.jpg

[abstract sigil]

This sheep with humongous nuts just sold for a record $490,000

[cursive lark]

We eatin' good tonight 💪

[trail mortar]

How the fuck does ice cream mold wtf

[cursive lark]

Wait wrong channel this isn't food

[cursive lark]

That's cereal 😋

[trail mortar]

Looks like moldy ice cream

[cursive lark]

Well, it is molded a bit

Had to leave it out to dry

[cursive lark]

Real

[trail mortar]

Innit bruv

[ashen elbow]

Yea your done

[lilac perch]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-reaction-spongebob-didnt-need-to-see-that-gif-14206634

[thorn badge]

Me when I slammed my pp in the car door and my mom asks if I'm ok:

[left zinc]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/705266318370144367/1040435083238182943/redditsave.com_gordon_freeman_ballin-1aq2j7u4v7z91.mp4

[left zinc]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/244961724145336321/1039917122597441576/VID_20221109_075217_501.mp4

[abstract sigil]

He is cat

[exotic isle]

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One message removed from a suspended account.

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[nimble berry]

@cursive lark please don't post gross ass food. And definetly don't post it in Food channel

[potent merlin]

The bizzarre adventures of courage the dog

[nimble berry]

If there was a show where a Jojo reference would fit in seamlessly it would be that show

[stable folio]

Dang, he got employee of the month again. 🤣

[nimble berry]

[royal moat]

[abstract sigil]

Another day of thanking god for not making me a Twitter user

[lyric badge]

Oh I'm a political obsessive, have been since 2002, so it's my crack

[lunar bramble]

LOKL

[brave trellis]

My mom said Twitter could be filing for bankruptcy and teslas stock looked abysmal and I just said "pinch me"

[jagged bolt]

oh

[modest sorrel]

IT'S FRIDAY BABY IM READY TO SHOOT UP A PARK AND PUNCH A FAT MAN (In GTAV)

[coral raven]

m

[jagged bolt]

wtf allak

[coral raven]

nno bobux

[jagged bolt]

ty bbg

[coral raven]

what is that

[coral raven]

no

NO

[jagged bolt]

AHAH

[coral raven]

😦

[jagged bolt]

ALL I WANT FOR CHIRSTMAS IS U

[coral raven]

o 😳

[tall phoenix]

All I want for Christmas is a pair of King 2.5 Performance Coilovers w/ Remote Reservoirs

[coral raven]

Christmas soon so it can happen

[plush tangle]

Omg your dog is adorable

[plush tangle]

[coral raven]

i thought it said cream with a p wow i need to sleep

[lyric badge]

Hahaha I thought that too

[leaden junco]

Surprised you haven’t been banned yet

[trail mortar]

I’ve seen way worse meme’s on here than that…

[leaden junco]

Really? I must go search for them then

I think I got warned for a 9/11 joke or something once

Accidentally sent the wrong meme to the wrong server 😭

[trail mortar]

Ooo yea thats a bit too serious

[leaden junco]

Yea but like I said

Wrong server I sent it to

Which is totally my fault

[trail mortar]

At least they were cool and warned you

[leaden junco]

That’s true

Brb

[warped glacier]

https://vxtwitter.com/YakuzaFriday/status/1591074915796799489

[warped glacier]

[stone swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/733771206632931449/1040695530478653551/viber_image_2022-11-05_23-12-06-515.jpg

[potent merlin]

[drowsy gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-doom-guy-isabelle-rip-and-tear-video-game-gif-16716710

[steady bramble]

nice topping

[nimble ravine]

Thanks

[tidal mauve]

delicious

[mental pond]

@oblique crypt u eat this?

[oblique crypt]

hell naw

[mental pond]

u asian tho

they sell it in night markets

💀

[potent merlin]

average Durango pizza

Ohio pizza

[tidal mauve]

Best pizza in ohio

[cursive lark]

1. 🤓
2. Can post it here if I want as food channel said for me to do it here
3. Not stupid enough to put it in food

[nimble berry]

We specifically had a discussion on gross food and decided we didnt want it. That's why I'm asking you not to

[mental pond]

exusia

[lilac perch]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-gif-26178840

[cosmic ember]

lmao

[cursive lark]

Then tell your staff buddies to change the caption in #food otherwise I'm not listening to you as I do not believe in altering my ways for 1/(however many people are in this server)

• You lack moderator roles

[tall phoenix]

That's cool and all but it won't save you from a mute or losing the role

Don't be like me and permanently lose permission to post memes

[cursive lark]

Food channel literally says to post cursed food pics here man

[nimble berry]

[cursive lark]

I'm just gonna drop this rn don't feel like being banned again over some bs

[nimble berry]

[nimble berry]

"Shitposting is prohibited. This includes cursed food"

[cursive lark]

Well show me the guidelines for memes and shitposting

[nimble berry]

You read em to get the role

[leaden junco]

“Ummm actuallayyy it’s Darth Vitiate. 🤓”

[nimble berry]

Fair

[austere wedge]

Why cant i post images to #memes-and-shitposting?

[potent merlin]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[austere wedge]

I made the meme i want to sent but okie

[potent merlin]

then get to level 5, apply for approved shitposter role via modmail and send it

[austere wedge]

Ok

[nimble berry]

@potent merlin steal from the broader internet wow insulting

[potent merlin]

it seems you have done many stealing from broader internet

[nimble berry]

A great many

[potent merlin]

same

[nimble berry]

[tall phoenix]

Why did you censor the homework folders

[brisk pollen]

i see gigachad is doing his neck workout

[edgy swallow]

W

[nimble berry]

Personal pictures and nonrelevant images, not the homework folders

[trail mortar]

Double meme BOOM

[potent merlin]

I wouldnt mind 😟

[trail mortar]

🍆

[potent merlin]

😍

[slender dust]

Don't talk about my lost bro like that

😭

[trail mortar]

He learned to rap from pope dope

[prime breach]

owie, she hit her tiddies on the way down

[trail mortar]

Poor tiddys:(

[glossy galleon]

texas tryna be like ohio

[carmine patrol]

I don't want a lot for Christmas,
There is just one thing I need... 🎶

[coral raven]

you like? @potent merlin

[potent merlin]

Yes very insulting

[mental pond]

Is that gurwa gurwa

I don’t know how to spell the name

[nimble fiber]

u even organized them damn

[stone swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1039169497027842050/1039169497606668378/unknown.png

[left zinc]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/924894969926393926/1040868355168546816/igVideo.mp4

[bronze sierra]

bHabahahahahhaahahahha

[bronze sierra]

monkey 💀💀💀

[novel veldt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/279074751392251905/1040906831775674448/44jhmfa6xbz91.jpg

Could've never seen it coming

[dark fossil]

we've also already seen a pharmaceutical company lose hundres of thousand of dollars after a single post from a fake checkmark

[coral raven]

m

[coral raven]

m

[potent merlin]

🇲

[coral raven]

m

[coral raven]

m

[livid olive]

millions

[dark fossil]

even better

[stone swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/597983686377472000/1041000087297462373/find-x-here-it-is.jpg

[mental pond]

xoxo

[trail mortar]

X is 5

[glossy galleon]

best one

[raw sail]

where is my memes at

[left zinc]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/363777926950289420/1040943893073645568/66287.MP4

[potent merlin]

[gray parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-fucking-go-malik-wright-the-game-lets-go-lets-get-started-gif-24227553

[drowsy gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/portal-portal2-atlas-p-body-robots-gif-15641820

[steady bramble]

gta online Starling plane but in ksp

[royal moat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/558103083867963392/1041104068334067773/unknown.png

[midnight yew]

😳

[celest pagoda]

🥺

[nova bolt]

Ok Walter White and Jesse Pinkman, C-3PO and R2 D2 and Sonic the Hedgehog and Tales..

[mental pond]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CkcHo3Frjbi/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

[potent merlin]

cool to see how a nerf gun fires ngl

[potent merlin]

[prime breach]

it lost its chance to be funny after the second bullet point

[mental pond]

gonna report him for underage

[coral raven]

m

[exotic isle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[exotic isle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[coral raven]

m

[fallen quail]

Lmao

[brave trellis]

fake and gay

[left zinc]

what is this genre of stereotyping called

[coral raven]

m

[coral raven]

m

[storm heron]

m

[coral raven]

m

[storm heron]

m

[subtle light]

m

[stone swift]

https://preview.redd.it/e38y58twlkz91.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=255c8a4af521f4d8b427ba12b14552a34ed2ac73

[edgy swallow]

billions

[coral raven]

m

[coral raven]

m

[livid olive]

Billions market cap perhaps but not billions of actual money

[coral raven]

m

[coral raven]

m

[coral raven]

m

[drowsy gulch]

Make memes not m

[coral raven]

noob

[nimble fiber]

Guys what has michotondria but can’t produce atp

[mental pond]

the power house of the cell

[summer notch]

What is this cats name even?

I keep calling it the gat rotat

[karmic surge]

its nnn what you doing

[trail mortar]

My wife doesn’t give a f*** about nnn

[abstract sigil]

the fact hes spanish makes this video 100x times better

[boreal mortar]

😂

[coral raven]

m

[reef fractal]

Boy ain’t no way boy

[dull gorge]

@subtle shale u miss rex_god05

He misses u

[potent merlin]

So what are the rules

[prisma knoll]

Read the channel topic and you will find out

[potent merlin]

Oh ok Ty

[dull gorge]

@dapper needle

[dapper needle]

@subtle shale Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?

I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.

[potent merlin]

emoji 28

[abstract sigil]

emoji_28

[royal moat]

stop make fun of my emoji

[prisma knoll]

emoji_13

[austere wedge]

Scariest Things On Earth:
The Dark
Ghosts
Serial Killers
Clowns
Missile Lock-On Sound

[vivid heath]

Ok

[edgy swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/harvest-cpu-tech-technology-computer-gif-22646316

[nimble berry]

@dawn basalt DEEZ NUTS

[abstract sigil]

Ok7

[vivid heath]

this is the stone used to evolve eevee into a ghost type

[prime breach]

i've actually never heard the song, only read the lyrics from people quoting it

[potent merlin]

Fortune battle royal building reference?

[mental pond]

Knew that was gonna be said

💀

[mental pond]

https://i.imgur.com/dee8OwO.png

lets see what the internet says

[nimble berry]

🧯

[mental pond]

📮

[left zinc]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/956090363687350275/1041585129832853534/manwithnoballs.mp4

[dusky star]

Rhino McKing

[drowsy gulch]

Just google the rock rap

[prime breach]

As in, I had never heard it before that video

[drowsy gulch]

Ah

[potent merlin]

How to get an anime gf asap

[oblique crypt]

believe in yourself

[left zinc]

jump off a cliff

[mental pond]

!meme

!memes

Testing

[idle sky]

!patreon

[stray iris]

Feeling generous? Support us on https://www.patreon.com/discordgamingnetwork and receive awesome rewards!

Requested by: @idle sky

[pastel kayak]

Happy on the outside, sharting on the inside

[zinc jetty]

i bet he has a healthy relationship with his family too

probably a owner of a car wash

a mammal with a broken trachea

a priest, rapîst, and child mol***** walk into a bar. he orders a drink

[prisma knoll]

Subway out of hand

[zinc jetty]

eat fresh

[coral raven]

a

[abstract sigil]

!rule 6

[stray iris]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 6

Spoiler tags are enabled to discuss content that other members may not want to see. Abuse of spoiler tags is prohibited.

Requested by

@abstract sigil

[potent merlin]

GUYS

ALABAMA IS LEGAL IN MY PLACE

Should I start hitting on my aunt now

[twin lintel]

I see you are into cougars

[onyx rivet]

Bro why is that even a question

ofc you should 🙏🏻

[vivid heath]

Memes and posting

[potent merlin]

[coral raven]

a

[ember dagger]

[coral raven]

people still didnt get his skin in warzone/codm the code hasnt been released

kinda weeeeeird @activision

[placid sleet]

Man i dont even play codm anymore

I used to be on that thing religiously

[coral raven]

you should check it out

[placid sleet]

Last thing i did was get damascus camo…..

For a mobile cod game

[coral raven]

battlepass vault is a thing now @formal kraken

oops

@placid sleet

[placid sleet]

Wym

[coral raven]

you can now buy older battlepasses from the vault

currently there is going dark, tokyo escape and 1st anniversary bp for 560cp

they removed common to rare items but kept epic items and you dont get your cp back

[placid sleet]

Already had those passes

[coral raven]

more coming

[placid sleet]

If they have the maverick skin for the ak117 from like og season 7-8 maybe

[coral raven]

og bp coming too

[novel veldt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/279074751392251905/1041725624152231936/ListeningToOtherLanguageChad.mov

@sacred anchor

[sacred anchor]

You really don't want to know how much I hate our country when I listen to the music we produce

[novel veldt]

LEEF

[sacred anchor]

NO

DON'T DO THIS

[novel veldt]

i hate that song LMAO

[sacred anchor]

RULE 1

thanks it's in my head now

[novel veldt]

ZOUTELANDE

[sacred anchor]

fucking hell

Zoutelande I can tolerate to an extent

[novel veldt]

remember gers pardoel?

[sacred anchor]

oh jesus christ

[novel veldt]

i couldnt satnd that song

neem je mee

[sacred anchor]

and it was played everywhere

and people at school were singing it constantly

I still hate that man for it

[novel veldt]

lmfaoo

average boef enjoyer

[sacred anchor]

Honestly I don't even know what people listen to these days

[nimble berry]

[novel veldt]

never been big on dutch music

unless u count edm

[novel veldt]

send this to a mercedes fan!

[sacred anchor]

I suppose we made some club bangers back in the day

but 97% of our music is just

horrendous

[novel veldt]

ehh thers ddefinetley good songs out there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z8NpmCqvZE

this song went giga viral

clearly because ppl dont understand the lyrics

[mental pond]

look it’s looker

[novel veldt]

@mental pond bro

new day new me

[mental pond]

Hi new Josh

[sacred anchor]

[mental pond]

[exotic isle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[novel veldt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/790290177943666799/1041412118160875580/1666626777_looped_1666626776.mp4

[onyx rivet]

Not gonna lie, we have some good ones

[onyx rivet]

Man how was that song even popular at all

Most annoying song I’ve ever heard

[formal kraken]

when you ping the wrong blaze

[pastel kayak]

Can someone scratch my balls

[sharp steppe]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/516504307902971904/1041775913148350545/trim.0B5971C5-F451-425D-8606-D61B7718EAA6.mov

[potent merlin]

You covered the best part

[olive ferry]

If it doesn't sound like a herd of angry squirrels stomping through a bowl of jello, I don't want it

[edgy swallow]

Add the mk3 cockstar games

https://tenor.com/view/ohio-average-day-average-day-in-ohio-venom-dunking-gif-26491693

[potent merlin]

Hook 2 24v batteries

[errant shuttle]

Why this vid keeps reappearing there lmao

L + black people are fake

[potent merlin]

i couldn’t resist the urge

[tall phoenix]

something something spectrum.

[vivid heath]

[nimble berry]

I also couldn't resist the urge of blocking him again because he only ever posts ONE meme

[nimble berry]

Him thinking he's above ANY community is a joke

I think less of him than furry futa scat diaper communities

I think even LESS if he is doing this as a joke

[exotic isle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[exotic isle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[simple lance]

@stray iris 🥸

[last crypt]

If god is real, why would he make us pop boners for no reason

[lyric badge]

I'm an atheist, but the answer to that is: cause it's hilarious

[vivid heath]

Popping sounds painful

Like a balloon

[umbral nacelle]

If god is real why hasnt he given me a girlfriend, im already missing a rib

[lyric badge]

You answered your own question

[umbral nacelle]

Can i reattach my rib?!?!?!

Some ductape might work

[vivid heath]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/781972728063721473/970866319069159424/bipedcat.gif

[prime breach]

same. easily in my top 10, if not top 5

[royal moat]

Amadeus do you own discord

[prime breach]

yeah

[prime breach]

never heard of it even once, stayed for cheeks the scenery

[prime breach]

I would say yes to go along with the meme, but I don't want to be responsible for all the legit vile shit I've seen over the years

[scarlet dune]

And it’s 7.9mb

[brave trellis]

if you watch big mouth you should be shot openly in the street

[potent merlin]

🤢

[alpine terrace]

Please send full video

Who's he?
Makarov from COD?

[gray parcel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1005795986360246355/1042030320976932924/yREQpknrXSMBGhcI.mp4

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/709611667876741150/1042057982436966430/1668505232999.mp4

the cut off

[last crypt]

semen is mostly glucose but why isn’t it sweet

[rancid acorn]

.... what

[lilac perch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/604407073156890637/1041902354494136400/The_Bricklayers_Accident_Report.mp4

[potent merlin]

Your mom says otherwise

[last crypt]

nah ur mom is an expert when it comes to tasting semen

[potent merlin]

Your mom doesn't taste them she gets them somewhere else

That's the best thing I could think lol

Do you have a sister?

[last crypt]

u will have one in nine months that’s for sure

[potent merlin]

I was going say that

[last crypt]

cry about it

[potent merlin]

Mhm

[lilac perch]

[lilac perch]

[potent merlin]

ohio, of course

[outer pendant]

guys we just hit 8 billion time for the orbital strikes and the second black plague

[coral raven]

sorry cat

[nimble berry]

Lmao

[prisma knoll]

Ah yes, the NFS Carbon

Their intros are so goofy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ-zXw7iwvQ

Colin just stands there, lifelessly staring into you

[lilac perch]

@silent valve Only approved posters can send links, images, and videos.
Please check the pinned messages for more information on how to gain approval to post.

[nimble berry]

@silent valve Only approved posters can send links, images, and videos.
Please check the pinned messages for more information on how to gain approval to post.

[silent valve]

[granite oriole]

oh dear god. i will be willing to see that

[cloud dawn]

Ah yes, good ol' Redmoa.

[abstract sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-goodness-gracious-gif-25726284

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759529327946891264/1042173461730172968/Picsart_22-11-10_11-41-45-373.png

[cloud dawn]

I didn't know Gus was a hentai voice actor.

[west steppe]

💀

[alpine terrace]

🤣😂

[stone swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/763798693656002620/1042116945325080626/IMG_8927.jpg

[edgy swallow]

gta driving irl be like

[west steppe]

Lmaoo

[edgy swallow]

Man must be running from the 5 star cops

[cosmic ember]

How's this mans drifting a fwd car

💀

[west steppe]

💀 don’t ask me lmao

[small dawn]

Me trying to take a shite

[west steppe]

Bro 💀

[potent merlin]

they gone and blurred his ear

[royal moat]

lol

[prime breach]

discord auto filter goes crazy sometimes. gotta do what you gotta do

[jagged bolt]

😂

[dusty lintel]

The internet

[potent merlin]

It is me

[abstract sigil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/890054560272510989/1040409026061668433/ezgif.com-gif-maker_1.gif

[west steppe]

This post triggered my fight or flight response

[cosmic ember]

This lemon done fucked up bruh

[lyric badge]

Hahaha I know it's so terrible!

[bitter sun]

b-11

😳

she call me a b-11 😳

[last crypt]

This is what Reddit mods put on their hot dogs

[frosty fern]

mfw pavel texts you during the casino heist to let you know that you can rob cayo perico again
tfw lester texts you during cayo perico heist to let you know that you can rob the casino again
tfw mfw wfm

[vivid heath]

i dont get it

whos pavel

whos lester

whats a payo cerico

[cosmic ember]

Cayo perico? Dude it's 2007, the Avatar the last airbender finale is airing on Nickolodean tonight! Cmon we can't miss it

[vivid heath]

Epic!

ill bring my copy of super mario galaxy

and halo 3

[royal moat]

Spoiler alert: the avatar give the other guy a forehead massage and then he can no longer spit fire

[cosmic ember]

IT CAME OUT ONLY 15 YEARS AGO HOW COULD YOU DO THIS

[uncut minnow]

dude some spoiler ass motherfucekr without using the spoiler

let me enjoy my birth

[vivid heath]

Birth

[cursive lark]

Me look for grabbar
15 cut pls hacked
Gen older be wise
(THIS IS A SHITPOST DONT LFG ME)

[left zinc]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/832423825076912128/1042151876298293368/20220218_164507.gif

[vivid heath]

[whole sedge]

The end is near..

[coral raven]

you are the impasta he is sauce

[coral raven]

they fucking don't!

[potent merlin]

anyone tryna send me a pic of the front and back of there credit card?
you will win a call from the bank
trust its worth it

please

[fringe dragon]

Plsplsplspsls

[vital imp]

I'll bring the dinosaur chicken nuggies

[prisma knoll]

How is it for you in poland rn?

[coral raven]

https://tenor.com/view/roomba-cat-on-my-way-ride-the-pet-collective-gif-14273605

[coral raven]

😮

[raw sail]

lol

[snow wadi]

too bad the missile was from Ukraine tho

[nimble berry]

Looks like it was an air defense missile

But the point stands. If russia wasn't being an aggressor, ukraine wouldn't be shooting anti-missile missiles

[ember dagger]

please do not the cat

[cursive lark]

please do not the cat

[coral raven]

please do DONT shit I am not writing this

[nimble berry]

@celest pagoda buy one they look so happy!

[pseudo galleon]

except at MH17 😬

[nimble berry]

The shoot-down occurred during the war in Donbas over territory controlled by Russian separatist forces.[6]

Still Russians

[celest pagoda]

That's creepy

[pseudo galleon]

factual enough

[celest pagoda]

Kind of shit i see in nightmares

[pseudo galleon]

where are you from

[pseudo galleon]

damn im calling

[nimble berry]

WITH BALLOONS

[celest pagoda]

@subtle light u never done that one lmao

[nimble berry]

Lol

[coral raven]

that looks really creepy

[round scaffold]

Where's the confirmation for that

Cant find anything on the internet, and nothing was said on tv either

Im Polish so

They would have said it already

The closest thing i can find is that the trajectory of the missile is unlikely to come from Russia

But thats still not really direct confirmation

[nimble berry]

Jeck

[vivid heath]

THAT FEELING WHEN KNEE SURGERY IS TOMORROW

[twin rivet]

you're going to lose your leg

[cosmic ember]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/421413834083794957/1042461945992847360/unknown.png

[subtle light]

🎷🐒

[stone swift]

https://scontent.fath5-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/315456303_10226305067265821_4699315484062275554_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=UaOSnqkjww4AX-9VSaL&_nc_ht=scontent.fath5-1.fna&oh=00_AfA_9IoPcRSZN0VPZsI-ybBfmPjYGMD0dChgL6kasLgxqA&oe=637AABB3

[stone swift]

https://scontent.fath5-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/314587767_6086432911367754_65137060075259623_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=fKeaosHqJhQAX8JEBpm&_nc_ht=scontent.fath5-1.fna&oh=00_AfCSgnklBM-HfFTk0He06e7BHYaDodMzJhRO2gZEEiLz6g&oe=637A6101

[tidal mauve]

w

[sharp steppe]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/990131116910465024/1042543129049452555/tikTok_1652535186988.mp4

[mental pond]

[cosmic ember]

Only in Kentucky on god

[potent merlin]

and only in femSus bar

[potent merlin]