memes-and-shitposting

[warped glacier]

Weird

[tidal mauve]

me when the

[potent merlin]

When the when

[tidal mauve]

the when

[nimble berry]

Max file size 100mb fuckin what. It's a 15mb video

[potent merlin]

Skill issue

[stone swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/536325213302947871/1035598020739354695/unknown.png

[nimble berry]

[potent merlin]

Rip

[mental pond]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759529327946891264/988992512058343434/km_20220621-3_1080p1.mp4

reposting mr car's thing

i think hes not called frank

[dusky trench]

why am I not there? I'm gonna cry

[mental pond]

Very old

[dusky trench]

😭

I'm 1 year old

• not underage *

maybe you've done that when I was -3 years new

[potent merlin]

Hi

[dim dock]

would rather live in tunizia that that hellhole

[mental pond]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FIz-ctAaIAMnCCA.jpg:large

[nimble berry]

Smooth goomy

[potent merlin]

How can a shoe be profession? Also that white screen blinded me

[thorn badge]

That's the point

[analog dove]

Praying in a banyan you know the shame

[bronze sierra]

😂😂

[reef fractal]

💀💀

[plush tangle]

Is the hellhole America or Twitter?

[dim dock]

both

[plush tangle]

Because America is far from a hellhole

[dim dock]

lmao

thats cap fam

[plush tangle]

Does your home look like this?

[dim dock]

looks pleasant

at least you get free aks there

[plush tangle]

That’s a good point

Free guns > anything

[potent merlin]

Global extinction

[mental pond]

@tropic swan

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/9Klrfuryk77Wa8MgYyfJ64OHr72tvhrsRH1_h4M2bHE/https/pbs.twimg.com/media/FDrZnf7VgAoK8B0.jpg%3Alarge

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/-ADDNjeeQ5wYTrlDTpqWX85bqZLF9xbFObenc99PsvI/https/pbs.twimg.com/media/FDrZoeQVEAYKPiS.jpg%3Alarge

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/873332738399277107/917372531399348264/dukednu8aq641.jpg

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/xGrpwY1pWFA3BtIWRuvSa7r_9BWuH6zoOsjziOdUNCM/https/pbs.twimg.com/media/FIXLuemVgAYlzqa.jpg%3Alarge

@exu🅱️ia

[nimble ravine]

That fish is going to die from lack of oxygen

[reef fractal]

That's fucking disgusting. Other animals aren't toys for your amusement, or tools for you to use as you please. They're getting absolutely soaked and freezing, and you act like it's entertainment.

There are far too many animals in shelters, many kill shelters, some gas chamber shelters, to justify breeding/buying from breeders. They're not property to be bought/sold. Adopt. They'll show you how full of love life is. Save their life, and they'll save yours.

Other animals don't belong in the entertainment industry. Not only is it extremely stressful for them, and wild animals are abused until they submit to human will, but how dare you deprive them of their life. Elephants that give rides aren't happy. They do it out of fear of what happens if they refuse. Swimming with dolphins isn't a good activity. It's extremely stressful for them, and leads to them catching diseases. They're viewed as tools for profit, nothing else.

Experimenting on other animals is vile. How dare you cause such immense suffering and murder. You're birthing them to torture them. What a miserable existence. That constant, unending torture is unimaginable for most people. Causing such intense, unending fear is unjustifiable.

[lilac perch]

google why my balls itch

[brave trellis]

Hussie? Andrew Hussie, is that you?
Andrew, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.

You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.

Nobody will remember Andrew Hussie. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

In short, you are an enormous failure.

Andrew, being that you're about 35 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.

The abhorrent failure that is MS Paint Comics, Andrew Hussie, that is your legacy.

Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Andrew, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.

Maybe in a couple of years, Andrew, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.

I genuinely doubt it.

Now excuse me, I have to work on Undertale 2. My accountant estimates over sixty million dollars in sales.

[worldly ingot]

I'm gonna get cancelled for this

But

[unkempt cove]

[potent merlin]

Animals are food. all animals

[queen delta]

go eat a Dendrobates tinctorius u fucking monkey

[placid sleet]

@queen delta this u?

[warped glacier]

Yooo I saw me there

[mental pond]

everyones there

except non regulars during that time

[warped glacier]

[vivid heath]

I would be unstoppable if i could remember anything

[mental pond]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FgLnORoXoAA12Di.jpg

[brave trellis]

not too fond of this server

[ripe imp]

Time to commint theft of some more memes

[mental pond]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FLmyPZvVcAAa5Tf.jpg:large

@exusi

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FM4dJx8XwAE4oPQ.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FNVfNq_aIAAH1s_.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FNb17R4XoAMyvJC.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/OcfO1iH.png

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FN3tkg1VIAQfrAg.jpg

[nimble berry]

@mental pond you will allow my pet because it's an interdimensional cosmic horror that unleashes unspeakable evil and darkness when provoked

[mental pond]

💀

was boutta ping u

for the amount of memes

[nimble berry]

I'm watching Adam uhh black or some shit

Ancient Superman

It's funny because they advertised Clown Superman

[mental pond]

o

black adam

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D1gevpJV4AAxwhN.jpg

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/54_qb3p8O730QPfkXfCcd9xmDZ8Ilmejb5BnZJSvUFo/https/pbs.twimg.com/media/FOgCri8aUAISJlw.jpg?width=1179&height=712

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/aGRPGRtfe52oeiwn2YeQq7EZy06uethlFRqsBMtP3Jw/https/pbs.twimg.com/media/FOrbDHiVEAERHsE.jpg?width=254&height=712

bolt be like

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/718975918483177482/1035733117966749766/unknown.png

That’s it for now exodia

[echo compass]

I need to be able to post here💀

[sonic echo]

OwO hewwoo guyszzs!! X3 How u guyz doinn? Owo >w<

[sonic echo]

NoOoOo i'm not a fed 😭

[potent merlin]

this one good

[vivid heath]

ghost ping WHO WOULD DO THIS

[tropic swan]

SMT + Pokemon is not something I expected

[covert thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956641210565554217/1035432508537446400/7lhw74n155w91.jpg

[potent merlin]

As a usaian tis true

[limber fog]

Nobody would drink Corona though

[covert thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/810641714145525781/1035781665286524928/Kucing_Acumalaka-1.mp4

[covert thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1024858134600233030/1035813836080553994/video_20221029_091027.mp4

[cloud dawn]

I wonder what he's looking at.

[queen delta]

me and a carpet having a lovely time

[coral raven]

a copy of kingdom hearts 4

[sonic echo]

Can I ride yoh

[queen delta]

only if you can work a stick😏

[queen delta]

what im manual

[cloud dawn]

So you're easy to read?

[queen delta]

stick shift

[celest pagoda]

Ew

1900 technology

It's like lighting fire with rocks

[left zinc]

cars didnt exist in 1900

[nimble berry]

Yes, they did

[left zinc]

no they didnt

[nimble berry]

Development of the automobile started in 1672 with the invention of the first steam-powered vehicle,[1] which led to the creation of the first steam-powered automobile capable of human transportation, built by Nicolas-Joseph Cugnot in 1769.[2][3]

Development was hindered in the mid-19th century by a backlash against large vehicles, yet progress continued on some internal combustion engines. The engine evolved as engineers created two- and four-cycle combustion engines and began using gasoline as fuel. Production vehicles began appearing in 1887, when Carl Benz developed a gasoline-powered automobile and made several identical copies.[7]

Damn

[left zinc]

nuh uh

[nimble berry]

Maybe you're just having

A skill issue

[left zinc]

nope

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[mental pond]

Some guy made a water powered car

And gov killed him

[nimble berry]

1908 is when Henry Ford made the first mass produced automobile on an assembly line. But they wouldn't have invested in mass production of something they thought noone would buy

It's ok, we can't all be educated in history. It's not as if learning is as easy as opening a web page and asking a magical website about a topic

[left zinc]

no the first car was a horse

[nimble berry]

[lyric badge]

what... the fuck?

[left zinc]

tallest robert de niro ever

[lyric badge]

Why are their feet?!?

[left zinc]

why are you so feet

[left zinc]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/832423825076912128/1035764441955979358/1TwKVgASsTIKCd03.mp4

[celest pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/first-time-meme-movie-james-cameron-western-gif-17538858

[pseudo galleon]

can confirm

[pseudo galleon]

there were no steam engines before the late 19th century and sure as hell no steam powered automotive vehicles in the 1700s i can tell you that much

[nimble berry]

I literally just used Wikipedia. It says steam powered vehicle, not automobile.

Idk what you want from me

[pseudo galleon]

nothing I guess

just saying the "cars" you're talking about are more like coaches and train cars or other such vehicles which were also referred to as "cars", but it's not really what we mean by cars nowadays

but you know that already

[nimble berry]

there were no steam engines before the late 19th century

The first recorded rudimentary steam engine was the aeolipile mentioned by Vitruvius between 30 and 15 BC and, described by Heron of Alexandria in 1st-century Roman Egypt.[1] Several steam-powered devices were later experimented with or proposed, such as Taqi al-Din's steam jack, a steam turbine in 16th-century Ottoman Egypt, and Thomas Savery's steam pump in 17th-century England. In 1712, Thomas Newcomen's atmospheric engine became the first commercially successful engine using the principle of the piston and cylinder, which was the fundamental type of steam engine used until the early 20th century. The steam engine was used to pump water out of coal mines.

To be honest that's super fuckin early. 15 bc is a LOT earlier than I'd have thought, but 17th century to pump water sounds fair

[pseudo galleon]

then it seems I was misinformed

[livid olive]

first of all, no steam engines before the late 1800s quite a dumb statement even if you were misinformed

second of all

[pseudo galleon]

but yeah I guess steam powered devices I get but it did take a lot longer until someone built a steam-powered machine that turns steam-based movement into power that's usable elsewhere

[livid olive]

money is good

[pseudo galleon]

money is horrible plus what does that have to do with anything

[livid olive]

steam engines make money

[pseudo galleon]

steam engines make power

[livid olive]

not anymore

[nimble berry]

And I learned the first steam engines just pumped water. We all win

[pseudo galleon]

seems so

[nimble berry]

I mean he's not wrong lmao

"I make engine do work you pay me yesyes"

[pseudo galleon]

bruh

[nimble berry]

[pseudo galleon]

the steam engine makes power, it's the human laziness that used this technology as a means of fulfilling greed

[nimble berry]

I mean that's also true

[pseudo galleon]

but yeah without the steam engine, the economy could've never been the way it unfortunately is now

[nimble berry]

When the

I love these

[pseudo galleon]

when the indeed

[drowsy gulch]

Well

I have returned

[drowsy gulch]

What.. what happened

[queen delta]

you can never be @potent merlin

[potent merlin]

indeed my friend

[placid terrace]

real

[nimble berry]

Jeck

[nimble berry]

Why doesn't it play the whole thing, just like half a second

[potent merlin]

[plush tangle]

Twitter mob: "Twitter can do whatever they want because they're a private company."
Elon Musk: buys Twitter and does what he wants because its his company
Twitter mob:

I’m downloading right now!

Oh it asks to access everything on my C drive

Accept

Oh wait something isn’t ri

[rancid acorn]

I'm cranking 90's Morty

[mental pond]

turi ip ip ip

ip ip ip hi hi hi

[edgy swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-cry-more-ps4-play-station-bye-ps4-gif-16558455

[prime breach]

bruh

[mental pond]

https://i.imgur.com/VwfpzTe.png

yeah]

https://i.imgur.com/Qfkfbbc.png

discord vc draw 💀

[cosmic ember]

Those are very nice

[mental pond]

bro even got the ak47

https://i.imgur.com/PDOyJsc.png

https://i.imgur.com/itdamNX.png

https://i.imgur.com/oPYP8g0.png

[mental pond]

High effort post where I spent a solid 2 seconds drawing the letter

[left zinc]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8Vt9bom9LE

[tawdry pagoda]

😶‍🌫️

[left zinc]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/244961724145336321/1034909528828956672/cwj11yOgYZ05R_sY.mp4

let that sink in

[pearl wave]

I thought that was a devious lick

[whole sedge]

Let that sink in

[carmine patrol]

C-C-C-COMBO BRRRRREAKERRRR

[queen delta]

my sis's heart that

[left zinc]

binotto

[carmine patrol]

It's not about size, it's about how you use it.

[novel veldt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1035531698760335520/Video.mov

[pseudo galleon]

real

[left zinc]

ong

fr

[left zinc]

is that the hot wheels cartoon thing

[cloud dawn]

Yes.

[left zinc]

cool

[cosmic ember]

Acceleracers

[novel veldt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/730187634550505523/1036273232837345330/unknown.png

[queen delta]

howard true chad

bagged a playboy hottie at an age when your pp falls off

without the alimony

[tidal mauve]

@nimble berry

what do you have to say about this

[potent merlin]

bro what

[nimble ravine]

How the fuck uou manage to get banned from reminders

[potent merlin]

thats my question

How do u get banned from notes

[nimble berry]

#thatsthejoke

[tidal mauve]

ask kanye

[cosmic ember]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/329340916030636042/1036306058475470898/7D4E7EF3-1A8F-4924-A923-37B2DF057F17.jpg

[nimble berry]

@tidal mauve

[tidal mauve]

its the memegod

[nimble berry]

Lol

[stray iris]

You must have your DMs open to run this command.

[potent merlin]

Ok 👍

[bronze sierra]

@analog dove @potent merlin look its my twin brother

[analog dove]

Does he behaveike you too @bronze sierra lol

[bronze sierra]

i mean

ehm

no i dont do that im shareef.

[analog dove]

LOL no bro you a baadmash innit

[bronze sierra]

nahhhh i stay away from the haram 100000%

[left zinc]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/xFRmltRCgm_BqJTuhzXjR-qprnmbuMrD6BnrQnPOENg/https/i.redd.it/kcyh9hyimyw91.jpg?width=910&height=910

[desert saffron]

That's a nice ass

[left zinc]

ikr

doughy ass

[desert saffron]

Sonicussy

[left zinc]

fr

[left zinc]

lol i was just about to finish that video

[nimble ravine]

Anything I can do to make this look better?

Ignore the extremely low quality of the photo

[drowsy gulch]

You got jshlatt sweating

[ripe imp]

Gotta look like he is dunking on shaq

[drowsy gulch]

Sunglasses on the kitty kat

[nimble ravine]

Holy shit thank you

[nimble ravine]

Ty

[rancid acorn]

Why the ball so small

[queen delta]

make them balls big

[nimble ravine]

😡

[queen delta]

[wicked pine]

AAARRGH! That's my job in a nutshell, except I have to spend 40 minutes attempting to help them locate the input button, and another 10 minutes figuring out how it works, since each TV is different on their input cycles!

Please! Call in for your internet, for your tv pixelating, anything except the damn input!!!

(rant over)

[placid terrace]

i failed math pls dont torment me with this

[carmine patrol]

"Police are looking for this man who is suspected of robbing dipshit bank at 3PM. Please call your local law enforcement's non-emergency hotline if you've seen him."

[wicked pine]

Well, it's funny because if you take a derivative of the constant e to any power, you get e to that same power back with the power being multiplied by it.

[placid terrace]

no

stop

[wicked pine]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-face-evil-laugh-gif-23504328

[wicked pine]

... I don't know if I like it or hate it.

[lilac perch]

clay gun

[wicked pine]

Ok, I hate it

[mental pond]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FP32HYpXwAIGl_1.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/873332738399277107/964019225494716426/B042CA9D-64D7-4A50-9218-0B9D6D138626.gif

[queen delta]

rule 5 violation against my community right here

[nova bolt]

Oh fuck it’s the BMW he found out

[queen delta]

[plush tangle]

If Fallout 3 released in 2022:

[potent merlin]

my name is glenn quagmire

and i say giggity

giggity giggity

GIGGITYGIGGIGITY GIGGITIY GIGGITYGIGGITYGIGGITYGIGGIGITY GIGGITIY GIGGITYGIGGITYGIGGITYGIGGIGITY GIGGITIY GIGGITYGIGGITYGIGGITYGIGGIGITY GIGGITIY GIGGITYGIGGITYGIGGITYGIGGIGITY GIGGITIY GIGGITYGIGGITYGIGGITYGIGGIGITY GIGGITIY GIGGITYGIGGITY

[left zinc]

"guys, gals and nonbinary pals"

[oblique crypt]

no way

he's having shit in Detroit

[lilac perch]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-meme-whole-squad-laughing-got-the-whole-squad-laughing-gif-24999897

[raw sail]

who is going trick treating

[light depot]

ur mom

[left zinc]

trick or treating my balls*

[prisma knoll]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M82jvnwga0E

[coral raven]

Is that digimon

[coral raven]

Can believe it lmao

[left zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-gif-spiderman-farts-farting-fart-gif-26232700

[lean elm]

by counting these spikes you can see that the picture was made in 2019

[plush tangle]

Whas it that evil?

I made a small edit for you:

[coral raven]

come

COME

[lyric badge]

Hahaha that's awesome.

I once had a customer service job and we had a big website url we would direct people to. So I read the whole thing to this guy - he hits enter - nothing. Doesn't take him to the website. I try a 2nd time. Nothing. Testily, I say ok, one last time. Again - nothing. So then I start asking questions and it turns out he was entering it into the google search bar.

[twin lintel]

None got your joke, but i did

[pseudo galleon]

na I got it

good meme

[potent merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/panda-fall-gif-8005222

[coral raven]

actually bomb of a idea

mcribs

[plush tangle]

Not a meme but PewDiePie’s dog is too good

[wraith geode]

i would take some with ibuprofen

[prisma knoll]

Never even had McRib to begin here nor am i a huge mcdonalds fan

[lyric badge]

Honestly for the cost of a McRib I'm saving up to buy a whole McSkeleton

[odd tartan]

t

[rugged glade]

@runic plover

[hasty cypress]

me

[tall phoenix]

Poor guy only has one video

[bronze sierra]

@potent merlin @analog dove

[plush tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-annoyed-spongebob-walking-away-spongebob-meme-spongebob-spongebob-okay-gif-22495700

[lilac perch]

ur not gonna let me live down me making fun of your incredibly outdated unfunny meme

[analog dove]

Brah

That was joke

Shawny too young to see

[mental pond]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/0B-A1Ur_2OAIgMhrgRNyyndlqBGBflgEqt4RS0IUIRA/https/i.imgur.com/ktQnCHl.png

@nimble berry

Tfw u get bored on miro

[nimble berry]

[tawdry pagoda]

Damn

[potent merlin]

where long tank emote

[mental pond]

the forbidden candy pumpkin

[potent merlin]

i need the skull png

[mental pond]

[potent merlin]

[left zinc]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/709308819649593405/1036649059534000208/video0-219-1.mp4

[mental pond]

It’s been 15 minutes

[left zinc]

2 hour and 15 minutes*

[potent merlin]

Nyet

The 2 hours was beforehand

[left zinc]

no he made the original tweet 2 hours and 15 minutes ago

[prime breach]

Thought this was shit at first

[lilac perch]

You are a porn addict.

[grim quest]

Only on one sundays

[steady bramble]

what a stupid thing

[tall phoenix]

Why would you post something so provocative on November 1st

[trail mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/proactive-piranha-veefriends-taking-over-taking-charge-ill-do-it-gif-21783048

[edgy swallow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759529327946891264/1035711786265092106/unknown.png

[plush tangle]

Someone changed their gamerpic to this to try and intimidate me 💀

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-weirdly-gif-22542533

[snow wadi]

not even Black Airforces, the man is weak

[reef fractal]

First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!

[wanton apex]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[sharp kestrel]

Hello

[novel veldt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/906320881192665109/1024651493225267220/bee.mp4

[dusky trench]

guys, do YOU want to BREAK from THE ads?

[tidal mauve]

NO, FUCK THE BREAKS

[dusky trench]

so you want to brake?

you don't want breaks

I'll give you the brakes

[pseudo galleon]

good shitpost

[snow wadi]

Shit post vs Shitpost

[pseudo galleon]

yeah I hated watching it that's what makes it a good shitpost i.e. a shit post

[shrewd ledge]

No Sleep + Bad Grades = ????

[cosmic ember]

Lack of something has to be an answer in the formula

[tidal mauve]

gaming

[thorn yoke]

No sleep + bad grades + gaming = ???

Huh

[potent merlin]

Logically, it would be gaming

[west stump]

Bro ain’t even got black forces or a nerf gun 💀

[vivid heath]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/759529327946891264/982497709363716106/Starbucks.mp4

[thick wagon]

who got the clip of The Rock saying it’s the biggest piece of dogshit

[kind zinc]

Why can’t I send a vid?

[lyric badge]

What do you mean I just watched it it was hilarious

[plush tangle]

Iykyk

[naive willow]

interesting info, should be shared to all goverment agencies

[lyric badge]

there is no god

Seriously what the fuck is that thing

[lilac perch]

that just looks like a lame calzone

[cosmic ember]

Fast food Quasadilla? xD

[pseudo galleon]

like someone folded an entire pizza into one pizza slice

[prisma knoll]

Looks bussin' tho

[white breach]

Its not wierd

[coral raven]

lol

[wanton cape]

you are th- the th- th- the the th- th- th- the th- th- the the th- th- sunshine rainbow white pony di di da di di da

[prisma knoll]

Tell her it's 10G

[coral raven]

no hana

[prisma knoll]

Kid going places

[carmine patrol]

Suddenly the doors automatically lock, trapping him inside. The sound of dogs barking with glee as their next meal awaits them is heard from a now slowly opening door, the shadows beginning to peek through the ever-expanding crack...

[alpine terrace]

[real folio]

gameplay

[vivid heath]

memes and posting

[potent merlin]

[nimble berry]

A crime

[left zinc]

holy shit thats fucking badass audiophile gear

except its an open back

nvm this guy is a troll

[plush tangle]

The wife said “no PS5 for you”

[lyric badge]

If it's like a quesadilla I'll try it but it looks like pizza toppings in a fucking cracker

[lilac perch]

have you people never had calzones

[potent merlin]

No nut November Log Day 1: After 11 hours of easily getting through the urge to bust a fat one, the pressure is starting to get to me as I woke up this morning with morning wood. In order to derive my focus away from the urge to nut I started playing my didgeridoo, upon playing I have come to realize that I no longer require oxygen in my body as I have been continually playing for over 25 mins now, I have begun to levitate about 2 inches off the ground as well. I have taken to limiting myself from social media as even the sight of a female puts me at to much temptation. Upon waking this morning I thought I was hearing voices in my head and immediately thought the urge to nut was effecting my mental health, but I have now come to the realization that if I focus hard enough I can read peoples minds, but only for short glimpses of time. I saw a video with tits in the thumbnail and almost instantly whipped my d*ck out but had to resist the urge and deleted the YouTube app. While the powers and abilities I have unlocked due to holding my nut are extraordinary, I don’t know how much longer I can resist the urge the only things keeping me sane now are writing these logs and my long civ 5 campaigns, but if able to make it through the week end I think I’ll be able to last the next week with much greater ease as resisting the calling of the nut will become almost second nature.

[lyric badge]

The breading on calzones isn't a cracker

[lilac perch]

pretty sure that's just crust

[celest pagoda]

This made me laugh for a while
Thank you

[vivid heath]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/759529327946891264/778681404074623047/image0-110.gif

[lime smelt]

Nice

Nine

No

Naughty

Nope

Name

Bigger

Jace Likes Aayliah

[mental pond]

the final amount of suspicious astronaut activities within our proximity

[nimble berry]

Absolutely, maddeningly

Sus

[mental pond]

[prime breach]

Hey, it's nowhere near as bad as these

It would have been better as Cheese Nip pizza, because those have spice

[coral raven]

IT

CHEEZ IT NOW

[steady bramble]

glad I don't take part in this halloween shit in any form

[lyric badge]

Holy shit what the fuck is that?! Also - standard cheez-its are weak af you gotta go white cheddar or something specialized

[drowsy gulch]

Unbeknownst to him, there is a leman russ inside his snickers

[prime breach]

I even had it a second time, just to see if it was a fluke how less-than-mid it was. And it was so soft!! Why make a pizza look like a cracker and have it softer than a damn pizza roll?!?

[prisma knoll]

I thought this was an A.I. generated trollface

[prisma knoll]

Same, we don't celebrate halloween here as it's something more of an american thing

[potent merlin]

wouldn't surprise me if it was tbh

[prisma knoll]

The only 2 things i care about in halloween are game sales and horror movies

[steady bramble]

good

[mental pond]

wow

[willow kite]

this is how much peanut butter i put in my PB&J

[potent merlin]

I drive a cab in New York

I work at 7/11

I don’t fight for jihad

Obama gives me discount card

[lilac perch]

nah 2022 players are complaining abt aim assist

reasonably but atleast they don't have gta aim assist 😭

[plush tangle]

Give the PC players a controller without aim assist and see how they do

[lilac perch]

thats what alot of pro players across certain games are doing

to potent resultd

[plush tangle]

When I plug in a keyboard/mouse my aim is way better

Because a controller joystick used by a single thumb is way less precise than a mouse used by all five fingers and your wrist.

Try playing with only your thumb on the mouse

[warped glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/kowalski-put-good-memes-memes-put-memes-shut-up-gif-17411149

[pseudo galleon]

only real pansexuals will get this

[novel veldt]

Hey beautiful 😍 ,how’re you doing?? I’ll love 💕 to know someone like you cause you look so pretty and you’re really blessed from God and I don’t mind you being one of my sugar babies so that you can be able to enjoy from my wealth and please it’s not a relationship, no sending of nudes pictures, sex, sexthing or any sexual activity. Daddy is just trying to help you financially especially single mom and college students in needs, am willing to spoil you with $5000💰 as your weekly allowance, Get back to me if you’re interested ❤️

[potent merlin]

[tidal mauve]

OMG PETER BREAD

[west stump]

High speed gaming router

[potent merlin]

[tidal mauve]

aktar khan

[oblique crypt]

Woof

[dark fossil]

Lmao a literal cropduster is being used as a better alternative for the warthog 💀

The American aviation industry never ceases to amaze

[edgy swallow]

Bobux

[mental pond]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/787708248446730291/1037490016106074162/Hi_my_name_is_Big_Boobs.mov.mp4

[bronze sierra]

@analog dove @potent merlin

[mental pond]

I get being hit with a flying phone must hurt

Not as much as nokias

[potent merlin]

I didn't expect that

[mental pond]

https://i.imgur.com/JDrrwSH.png

[coral raven]

a

[left zinc]

thats a dog

[lyric badge]

awwww yee

[potent merlin]

@trail mortar hope this answers your ohio curiousitys

[trail mortar]

I want my 60 seconds back

[potent merlin]

55 seconds actually

[nimble berry]

@potent merlin I found it informative and funny

[potent merlin]

Thanks

[rose echo]

im bonke obviously your sister

[analog dove]

Kinky loool

[potent merlin]

At least he got a bitch

[real condor]

When you see old messages from yourself

You die inside

Very halal

[glossy galleon]

bro really thought we wouldnt know thats a fish 💀💀

[glossy galleon]

relatable

[raw sail]

saw this at work today ngl i was shocked didn’t think someone could write off a bus like this 😳

[nimble berry]

@raw sail are they ok? What did they hit?

[raw sail]

it was last night at 1am 122 driver smashed into a tree by a bus stop and no they been in hospital since the accident

[mental pond]

hope theyre ok

[raw sail]

same but unfortunately i don’t think they will keep there job

i’ve never seen anything like that before

[nimble berry]

Why not? You think they did something wrong to cause them to hit a tree?

Drinking? Fell asleep?

[raw sail]

asleep n like if the driver is found at fault then yes definitely will loser there job and there bus licence as an accident like that is not tolerated within the company

plus if you have an accident like that how can you be trusted to pick up people kids n that

[potent merlin]

Lol

[celest pagoda]

Sounds like a civic

[past beacon]

Your friends civic at 3am(it was stolen, again)

[nova bolt]

FUCK

[past beacon]

?

[left zinc]

hyundai*

[past beacon]

Both

[left zinc]

i wouldve just stole the CC

[potent merlin]

||https://youtube.com/shorts/UnFfL2WinFw?feature=share||

[mental pond]

VOLUME WARNING

[potent merlin]

[nimble berry]

Reeeeeee moodmayled

[mental pond]

on

[plush tangle]

Shit I had my headphones at full volume

[drowsy gulch]

My man looks like a cultist from doom eternal cultist base with that haircut

Legit Olivia from doom 2016

[tidal mauve]

alright imagine this.

You're appearing offline.
Your annoying friend dms and asks you to play.
you say ur out
he doesn't believe u
he calls u
u pick up
ur headset unplugs.
he hears ur online
he asks why u appearing offline
you say u just wanna play by urself sometimes
he says he understands and hangs up
a few minutes pass
and that mf invites you

HAPPEND TO ME ONCE BTW

[potent merlin]

For that to happen you need friends

[potent merlin]

Thats how it feels to chew 5gum or whatever its called

[pseudo galleon]

5 cum 🤤

[exotic isle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[left zinc]

actually its e

it has to be uncapitalized or else its an scientific notation for significant figures

5e+10 is a lot different than 5E+10

[nimble fiber]

chill out albert intestine

[dusky trench]

I actually have a wisdom tooth rn and I'm going to get it removed cuz whenever I eat it hurts alot thx

[potent merlin]

Rip

[pseudo galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-emoji-avalon-play-avalon-gif-24241051

[mental pond]

[left zinc]

pokemon dick and balls

[potent merlin]

Intestine 💀

[nimble berry]

@bold solstice and that's why you shoes raggedy. over

[lilac perch]

then leafy came along

it is jarring how much leafy changed internet culture

[whole sedge]

Yea..

[potent merlin]

For better or for worse

[lilac perch]

worse

leafy made severe cyberbullying acceptable for a couple years

[swift summit]

Sometimes bullying is a good thing

[nimble berry]

[abstract sigil]

[snow wadi]

sometimes even necessary

[drowsy gulch]

Name me one time
In other words:
Source?

[swift summit]

A kid in school thought it was funny to slap other classmates in the face when the teacher wasn't looking. After class he was made fun of because of his shit behavior, teaching him a valuable lesson about physical harrassment

There are infinite examples of cases where bullying helped solve a bigger issue

I never said it was always good though

[drowsy gulch]

Thats a one time thing

Bullying goes on over several months or even years

[swift summit]

Incorrect. It might require a month or years of bullying a bully to get him to stop and change

For example we bullied Adolf Hitler for 7 years to win WW2

[drowsy gulch]

As a german, that was not bullying, that was war

Hitler didnt give a rats ass about enemy propaganda

[swift summit]

That's your opinion

It's a mix of both

You don't seem to grasp my larger point

Sometimes bullies require bullying to stop

[drowsy gulch]

Then let us move this to dms as to not clutter memes

[swift summit]

I don't see a need to discuss it privately it's just my opinion

[drowsy gulch]

Mkay

[tall phoenix]

Where are the memes

Where is the funny

[drowsy gulch]

@tall phoenix

[tall phoenix]

Thank

[nova bolt]

I am unable to post funni I am sorry 😔

[plush tangle]

[novel veldt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/520903748806246401/1038204046131077161/image.png

what yall think of my cities skylines map

[potent merlin]

Expert architect

[vivid heath]

but can i laugh while watching

[tidal mauve]

W

[lyric badge]

Yes.

[abstract sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/925855860557746267/1038262067435687976/received_1836693746519195.mp4

[twin lintel]

i lowkey need some fonni

[left zinc]

rock and stone

[drowsy gulch]

For Karl

[cosmic ember]

I agree

[potent merlin]

Pussy

[brave trellis]

whats the meme

[left zinc]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/883479002440929310/1035926369697288293/bart.gif

that was uncanny

[vivid heath]

Memes and posting

[twin lintel]

that is such a perfect plot...and movie name wow

[midnight yew]

I had to search it up to check if it was real

it is real

[nimble berry]

@midnight yew it has the world's best explosion scene too

It is a glorious shitpost of a movie

[midnight yew]

💀

[nimble berry]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg82z3UWLQQ

[pseudo galleon]

amazing

[vivid heath]

Shitting rn

[nova bolt]

Nice

[inland swallow]

School bathrooms suck.

[slow forge]

where is my mom

[potent merlin]

No idea

[slow forge]

i think she went to go talk with the mall man\

[nimble berry]

Lol

[mental pond]

L

[quartz cipher]

aaa

[potent merlin]

bro's about to go swimming (he hates getting chlorine in his eyes)

[stray iris]

You must have your DMs open to run this command.

[cosmic ember]

Amen

[prisma knoll]

Least pessimistic person from 2020's

[bronze sierra]

@analog dove

[potent merlin]

⚠️TRIGGER WARNING⚠️

[nova bolt]

Jesus dude wtf really ?

[potent merlin]

That took me a bit ngl

[potent merlin]

spinnin monke

[potent merlin]

who ping

[lyric badge]

Ads: COME TO BEAUTIFUL LAS VEGAS

https://tenor.com/view/elrond-network-egld-egold-las-vegas-vegas-gif-25370257

Reality:

[lyric badge]

The only fun game to play on a casino floor is "find the classiest person playing slots on a weekday." The last guy I saw who win was in cargo shorts and a t-shirt, but with a classy hat.

[cosmic ember]

Bruh v bucks don't help your level up they are to buy stupid skins xD

This is such a how are you doin fellow kids vibe

[vivid heath]

Level up your swag

[novel veldt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/770094079102681198/1037410148303519804/ezgif-3-48ccc726ee.mp4

[brave trellis]

knee surgery memes

[brave trellis]

is it sad that before I knew it was a joke the fantano joke video gave me some hope that drake would try to improve

[left zinc]

nah drake is ass

[potent merlin]

[brave trellis]

he is

[potent merlin]

[left zinc]

4090 but still buy a ps5

[mental pond]

I now travelled 50 minutes in the past

[full plank]

money go BRRR since i can't post it anywhere else so it won't make sense without context in another chat that i'm having a conversation in 💀

[sullen hemlock]

Post here again

[analog dove]

I swear down this so damn true

Loool

Imma ask Nimmy if that her

[bronze sierra]

she wont reply

[analog dove]

Loool

Guess you tried

[bronze sierra]

shes taking a break from discord

[analog dove]

Oh OK

[bronze sierra]

nah id send it on snap if i wanted

[analog dove]

Well she does take frequent breaks I guess

[bronze sierra]

@analog dove

[analog dove]

I would pick White girl

Lol

I learnt my lesson @bronze sierra

[bronze sierra]

hahahahah im still going the brown road

[analog dove]

You'll learn

[bronze sierra]

yeah probably besides dad doesnt want anything other than a brown girl and dadi says NO kallos 😂😂

phuphos banned white girls im only left with one option 💀

[analog dove]

Ahaha

Be a rebel

I once dated a Albanian girl until jer dad found out

[bronze sierra]

gonna get the chappals from all directions hahahah

[bronze sierra]

oof

[analog dove]

Chappals and backslaps

And disown

Haha

[bronze sierra]

forgetting the “is din ke liye tujhe bara kiya tha???”

[bronze sierra]

hahahahhaha

[analog dove]

Yeah and the "mujhe yeh din bhi dekh na tha"

[cosmic ember]

classy family racism

That's a genuine fear like imagine finding an amazing girl and they're parents are backwards as fuck

[analog dove]

I would jus run away

[cosmic ember]

That's hard to do without big money

[analog dove]

Do the whole Bollywood elope storyline

They never need money 💰 in the them films

Lol

https://tenor.com/view/हातपकड़ना-kajol-devgan-simran-shah-rukh-khan-raj-gif-18905545

@bronze sierra

[vivid heath]

This is my favorite meme and shit post

@potent merlin

[potent merlin]

hdhe the balls

[vivid heath]

The balls harden

Vine boom

[bronze sierra]

lmaooo

[bronze sierra]

hahahhh yeah especially in grandparents my grandma flat out told me do not marry a x colored girl i dont think i can say it without getting banned can i

[analog dove]

Nooooo

[bronze sierra]

lmaoo

thats so funy

[coral raven]

is that the same train in the mr bean movie

[analog dove]

Sadly not

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-the-undertaker-what-annoying-scared-gif-5444484

@bronze sierra @potent merlin Pakistan Cricket Team

[bronze sierra]

rahi i dont get it

[nimble berry]

I was dead! But I lived!

[tidal mauve]

f

[stable folio]

Not a big wrestling fan, but that guy used to put on a great show. I can almost hear the bells tone. 😅

[celest pagoda]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/600414564970004505/1038736262267404338/313415398_6290114077671194_7723241718022891406_n.jpg

[chilly spire]

!ban 862799002688290848 racism

[granite scarab]

Banned ReadableCat8166#2801 (Case #178879) (user notified with a direct message)

[abstract sigil]

is a consequence of the Industrial Revolution. This is why The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human being to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries. The industrial-technological system may survive or it may break down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Furthermore, if the system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is no way of reforming or modifying the system so as to prevent it from depriving people of dignity and autonomy.

[thick garden]

Hehehaw

[mental pond]

Heheheha

[fierce locust]

Good meme its been quite a while

[coral raven]

is that ratchet and clank 1?

I dont remember playing it but I played going commando, up your arsenal, deadlocked, one other one that didnt have story it was a spin off. The 3 of them on PS3 then stopped there

[echo gyro]

nah why cant i sedn anything

by that i mean media

[potent merlin]

You need level 5, and then you can dm Modmail and ask for the "approved shitposter" role

then u can post stuff

[echo gyro]

Ohh

How do i check my rank

[potent merlin]

do !rank

[echo gyro]

is there a bot cmd channel or do i just use it anywhere

[potent merlin]

anywhere

[mental pond]

Y do u keep posting the same thing

[bronze sierra]

@analog dove

@potent merlin

[mental pond]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-pfp-shut-up-thing-pfp-anime-pfp-gif-20119426

[mental pond]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/khWDTMhMrb5tAHYjNk6BbnRxhU6gg7cycpLRsyV3FG8/https/media.tenor.com/C3qiEEzv5nAAAAPo/cabbage-dog.mp4

bro woke up and chose beef with cabbages

[rough marsh]

mf got a mouthful 💀

[potent merlin]

no one has named me someone that’s more sturdy

[potent merlin]

true

[steady bramble]

omg guys the only thing in common we have is our skeleton

[mental pond]

child endangerment !11!!

[novel veldt]

War ain't no joke...

[mental pond]

ong

[rugged glade]

https://youtube.com/shorts/eJ5K-285uU8?feature=share

@cosmic ember why would he say this ? 👀

[cosmic ember]

this isn't edited???

lmao

That's just insane

[oblique crypt]

there's no way this is real

[sacred spire]

Judging from the lack of terrified screams, I will assume you made through the uncharted tunnel and into the den of strung out militia men

[full kayak]

Good, things are going according to plan

[tawdry pagoda]

[prisma knoll]

I can hear it in my head...

[cloud dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/avatar-cabbages-gif-5990800

[ember belfry]

[potent merlin]

oh come on

[onyx rivet]

[gloomy falcon]

well that caption is on video prb took from tiktok not you asking if you want someone more sturdy xD

[thorn plank]

Dude said "We can only re-elect Donald Trump if we get engaged in this circular firing squad here. It's got to be a positive campaign."

Just got cut, then shared, went viral

[cosmic ember]

Ah

[cosmic ember]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/503259252555776010/1038910663650721892/96d4b539053ec76ab9b12f86ecb2b423.jpg

[abstract sigil]

Too much text

[potent merlin]

true

[lyric badge]

nailed it

[mental pond]

Dnd

[potent merlin]

Why'd you send the same thing 4x

[mental pond]

It’s memes and crap posting

[round scaffold]

Thats fuckign hilarious dude

Good job

[west stump]

And then the teacher shot him

[potent merlin]

#memes-and-shitposting-and-spam

[mental pond]

ong

[potent merlin]

[cosmic ember]

Kawaii quirky anime girl on tiktok talking about mental illness

Woof woof

Grr

Bark

[prime breach]

[potent merlin]

[cosmic ember]

That emote is fucking amazing

[cloud dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/4k-caught-caught-in4k-caught-in8k-8k-gif-20014426

[cosmic ember]

👴

[cloud dawn]

See you at the starboard.

[cosmic ember]

[cloud dawn]

@cosmic ember Which episode was your pfp from?

My guess is that it's Book 1.

[cosmic ember]

@cloud dawn I have no clue since it is just a photo I found on pinterest, but.. if I had to gues Season 1 Episode 7

That was the one where they travel to a little rest stop village close to the winter solstice

And that angry bear spirit attacked it

I'm not 100% sure but I'd put money down that it's that episode

[cloud dawn]

Or you could DM me the pfp if you don't mind.

That's gonna accelerate things.