#memes-and-shitposting
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I thought squid ward was an octopus
octopus game
Shitting rn
exactly I love it!
On your left to the end of the hole way, and u see the pit named: " furry hell" yes that's the way ! Jump in, and people will help u from there.
?
oh
Lol, dont take it to heart
i didnt
Fuck that the world must know
Nawwww bruh, goofy ahh youtube recommendations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFdSZBdpINw
Watch our rat, Tinkerbell, give herself a bath in our sink....she is very thorough and after finishing off, she runs back into the safety of my husband's arms. She's one adventurous rat!
Update: Tinkerbell has lived a long life, and given us four great years! She was a wonderful little rat that gave us a lot of joy as she is bringing lots of pe...
Fluffer- what now? 🤨
Should of been called the backdoor cremepie
Cum Buns.
How about this?
See if you can guess the car, btw. No cheating. 
is that fucking crown victoria
Peanut butter and marshmallow spread. It's fucking incredible
Only if the trailer is included
is the grass included
ask if u can include the fence
Is there not enough Overwatch 1 vids? 
real
@vivid heath Makes sense mordor is in florida tbh
fr tho
whats the point of this video
First class turbulence

Lol

Meanie beanie
@lyric badge @rugged glade
He’s not that bad
yet
Ha, yeah fr
Americans
45....44...43

Well this sucks
im rapidly approaching the person above me at mach 69
That's pretty well done and truly captures the nature of the song haha
when the teacher asks what comes before 47, and the quiet kid says "The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues."
Does Anyone Has The Dora Meme Explaining What Chupa Me Pinga Meant 
Chernussy
I have no sound but i can tell what he's playing
Sad:
Suck
A
Dick
how much
Imagine some kid buying that just for the stickers
Is it jumbo sized😳
$420
YOOO, HE GETTIN DOWN WIDDIT THOOO
Can anyone send an image for me because some meme police patrol officer pinged mods so I can’t post stuff
I’ll dm it
no
lets keep the memes coming
yo wtf haha
Ducc
Ducc
Goose
LeBased
ok rose
thats not anime
thats not furry
thats not e girl
thats not vtuber
whoever calls the pokemon games an anime is 
Some of them might reach anime points
nah dawg
its was not a police patrol officer that reported u
i still remember the annoying ass earrape u sent
It was already posted
💀 deserved
@potent merlin Jeesus Christ you probably a grown unemployed adult living with yo mom
Yo can you actually stop, I get it the internet is your safe place where you can feel like you can do all this but come in person and your just quiet and shy ok now knock it off
What are you even saying?
How old r u
You sad bruh
I get it your behind a screen but still like you wouldn’t say this to anyone
Two people start drama in a memes channel rather than DMs. Exusia asks hem once to take it to DMs
I appreciate you doing so
Now this server Biased af
Biased because I walk into here and see drama?
Don't care who, why, or what
Pretty balans
This random ass mf talking all this crazy shit I’m just politely asking to stop being a keyboard warrior
Wow but....did I ask
But since who ever that is has a female pfp apparently I’m also in the wrong
Yeh y’all mf weird
I just said please go to dms if it's gonna be drama
You not even a mod
Oh no but yall ready for the punch line of my joke?
Can you just stop being a keyboard warrior
@potent merlin you are weird as shit behind that screen your probably in your 20s, unemployed and living with your parents and does nothing all day but argue with minors on the internet
So please stop
Ok well atleast you accept your a keyboard warrior that has nothing better to do
The punchline
@nimble berry say the punchline already smhhhh
wow 💀💀
please dont talking :)
alr dmed modmail
I did earlier lol
Muted Cokkiee#2895 for 3 hours (Case #177571) (user notified with a direct message)
956632283106930798 cookies
348526872394465294 Jamer
Joe
Joe emot
ultimate cringe
Kyler
tmr im sending the sailors it be Thursday
Do it!

spooky season coming up
Mors
Mutual
Who

hahaha I love this
Wise mystical pole
A teaser for The Pee Pee Poo Poo Man.
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New pillars of creation just dropped
They're always so beautiful
Cant be me
How did a "I HATE MY WIFE" meme slip in here
lol
You win some, you lose some. You take this event and you learn from it. You have to realize that if you know nothing is going to change, you have to accept that and move on. You can't dwell on things that you can't change, that you can't affect. Based off what you are saying, it seems that way. There's always a chance obviously, theres a chance for anything but you seem locked in on this idea that you could've went somewhere with this. You could've done this and that, well, now's your chance to go and do something else. There's always somebody better for you out there than your first choice or your second choice. Everyone gets second chances at things, no matter who they are except if you are a war criminal, then they usually die or get contracted to build rockets for you to reach the moon first.
Can we get to post our racial stereotypes?
You mean !leave pc?
Shit post and me me
Read the sign bitch
She had it coming
I just produced cum while reading this.
FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of sperm in my testicles increased while I was reading this.
Why did you do this?
In the human reproductive process, two kinds of sex cells, or gametes (GAH-meetz), are involved. The male gamete, or sperm, and the female gamete, the egg or ovum, meet in the female's reproductive system. When sperm fertilizes (meets) an egg, this fertilized egg is called a zygote (ZYE-goat). The zygote goes through a process of becoming an embryo and developing into a fetus.
My testicles perform the following tasks on their own:
They produce, maintain and transport sperm (the male reproductive cells) and semen (the protective fluid around sperm). They discharge sperm into the female reproductive tract. They produce and secrete male sex hormones.
thats a lot of talk for someone that likes taking dicks up their butthole
Bro
Your device has virus sir and your battery might turn into a nuclear warhead, give me your bank details so I can solve this☺️
my entire existence is a shitpost 😔
my entire existence is a shitpost 😔
You’re a bozo
Okay
You need to get shitposter role
K, well I don't think I want to ask anything more but thanks.
@night tiger

Sad no privilege
HAH
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discord™ rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discord™ network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
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Person left already
they say, the best time to start was yesterday, the second best time to start was today, however i don't settle for second best, so i never got started.
DUDE MY HEATT
MY HEART

tbf its 18+ channel
Weak
i put on my robe and wizard cap
i cast level 2 seduction
you turn into a beautiful woman
i meditate to recharge my mana
i meditate to recharge my mana
i meditate to recharge my mana
if someone named miles goes out from america, does that mean they're now named kilometer?
I want a valid answer
Is someone's name a unit of measurement
miles morales
Miles Prowler
Shut murgi
Uncanny
The one below me, fish react him
s
I didn't see the red guy for like 30 seconds
Sounds like my school assembly
The same look on a decent looking girl will look super hot
Thats how fashion works 
This is fucking hard
🤯
what the hell
As a Brazilian i can confirm this is accurate

You're cool,,,
no youre cool...
honestly same bestie
Jeez pick a room u two
I've known them for years,,,,
Trex can't rub one out
Definitely L generation
Also because of air pressure bugs were 100x the size
I miss blue
He was a cool girl
Terrible color tho
💀
Money is money
it turned out to be completely real I have received my 700$
so true!!!
If I eated soap. I didn't eat it bc I did. No I didn't

Bro is so goofy 
electric cars be fooling these guys mind
anyone here into bikes
bike deez nuts
you know his parents
@jagged flame
Mods mods he ear rape me!!! Too loud!
Bro what is it with people disrespecting bowling alleys lately? Almost every meme compilation I watch has at least one video of someone tossing the balls into the screens or something similar
Deceit
The sequel


Jak and daxter??? In 2022???

We're never gonna get Jak 4. 

i love this video so much
Anybody have that annoying ass McDonald’s beep saved as a video so I can annoy my friends
just go to a maccies and record
Already left it
nice
hello gamers
as the file name suggests
Why does this have so much loud white noise
moodi where do u find these
ong
epic embed success
It’s ig reel there’s is no embed
I ain't never used no instagram
The end of an era
How's the durability?
Let me get my blender, we can test it
Those aren't usually a very good controlled method to test though
honestly i think the grill is the least of beemer's problems right now, I never got the hate for it
It supposed to have a guy talking in Arabic but the video messed up in discord
its cuz of discords dogass compression thats bugged rn
Oh fuck
MK Ultra
wtf is this man
I honestly dig all of em
Yas
The new m340i is rather nice
Shame bmw doesn't have a regular manual car these days

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Now even google is shitposting
FROM THE TOP OF THE KEY
Memes and posting

Hope no one gets this joke 💀
At least it's not touch control
I imagine they've made it so you have to have your foot on the brake to shift
- Fuck auto-transmission.
- Who the fuck designs a gear shift to resemble a dial?
A cell phone can do so many things at this point it's basically up to you to decide what it is, it doesn't have to be a phone at all. If you keep it on silent it could just be a vibrator that gets text messages: there are no limits
unless you're going reverse i don't think you'll do much damage
actually what the fuck is L
It's a chair with no legs
@wary notch 💀
Is low gear
Meant for not leaving 1st
Like getting unstuck from mud and snow,
💀
1st and second or so. High torque gear
No pun intended
usually they design it so the gear shift to be a very different looking dial that's not grouped with the rest of the dials
but in that pic
yeah its pretty bad
@coral raven
lol
Also found this:
official comics?
Nah, it's a Chainsaw Man reference.
it would be weird to see nomura try to fit the "versus plot" in a disney game like kh
isnt yozora a disney copyright material?
Dude, all I want is a FFXV world.
Doubt it. Unless we see him in the next Wreck-It Ralph movie.
And for some reason, I could see that happening.
i enjoyed FFXV's story despite square giving tabata a 3 year development time
i’m going bed now
Gnight! 
Lactose intolerant people after eating dairy:
When you didn't put your sim in the shower for a week

👴🏻
Su Baah Ruu Su Ba Ru Subaru
subaruhh
💀💀
they probably would have a funnier time watching patients's injuries and some random bone poking out
Can you induce erections in comatose patients? Asking for a friend
I am the friend
explain what life you live that results in you doing this
Popularmmos
He'll get kittens when he is 47
thank you good sir
hubert
21 and still no bitches
A lot more than that
😭
Tru
@tawdry quiver
hate when this happen
i never get cats from snack machines
oh
:(
slow mf
im watching the race ok
ok and i had some drinks
I play clash royale
Woah this is emeses and shitposting

Mf cant even send memes on ohio
yes i'm looking for cars that say mommy bc i have cars that day daddy lol
you call 14.03 Pi day? lol
22/7=3.142857143
But π is 3.141592... so I don't think it's perfect
🤓
If you do math you are a nerd
I do believe that sum adds up to ten🤓
more than that
I mean imo calling 14.03 Pi day is kind of ridiculous since there is a better thing to call that date of a year imo
I literally just stuck it in a calculator
Idk pi either, I got it from the calc too
Idk about pi day but we can make it creampie day 👉👈
It can be cream pie day, but not creampie. That's horny
NSFW or objectionable content of any kind is strictly prohibited. If you are unsure if it is NSFW, you shouldn't post it.
@queen delta
@slim patrol

what

shut up
Good to know.
@hot dome
oop
Ay cus wats bangin 4k trey in this bitch
Okay this was uncalled for, do not message like this or harass other workers. Bobux, respect the rules or I will ban you, I appreciate your apology. However some things said can have an everlasting affect on life. With the loss of people due to this very thing I find this more than offensive. I do suggest taking more time to comment, not to be rude or offensive, but having longer sentences allows for better communication and aids in expressing your feelings on subjects that you are passionate about or even aids in allowing for a joke to come across as a joke because even I for a second was thrown off by your boob comment but was in class today unable to respond, even if it is a joke. Again, no disrespect to you, or anything, just be careful how to talk to people on this server. It is a positive open community meant for inspiration. How you talked to Tahsin today was uncalled for no matter what was said.
Memes
@potent merlin this is the 23rd time you've reposed this video
((I'm not telling u to stop))
Agreed
Teddys for life 🙏🏻
Ur lying
When your global signal comes on:

Big balls @granite scarab
u should prob read that message
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
mf said paul mccartney died god damn
he is still alive according to the fact the internet hasn't exploded
this has been a /mu/ meme since like 2011
not today, satan
I'm sorry little one
This guy will never be a real ca-
lol
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send more memes pls
No
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This may be my new favorite thing to post in here.
arguing on the internet be like
24
Valorant suck
I agree
I wanted to trigger people. Mission fail, we will get em next time
come
💀
distroller
no i dont
Nah
Jack @pine pasture
He has posted that meme 21 times
It is 21 of his last 25 posts here
this was the 24th
The other 4 are single text lines and an emoji
perhaps I counted incorrectly?
Yes 24
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CjTIfGDjhFE/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= as a cringe enthusiast I give this a 10/10
Tbh if you're not selling in a private lobby it's your fault
It's high risk, high reward, since you get significantly more doing it in a public session
The reward depends on how many people are in the session
The more people, the higher the reward
💀
this is offensive to us bmws
Skinwalkerzzzz

Indeed it is!
😭
lmaooooo
she looks like nimmy
ill send this to her
kill him
Fake until I see it too
https://youtube.com/shorts/yE4xQcEF-gk?feature=share bro off the perc fr💀
!touchgrass @cloud dawn
Looool it the hijab innit
happy halloween
reporting for carism
Me watching my Tesla activate autopilot after my passenger mentioned emerald mines
The LeBron of bulling
90 years and they still cant signal
Mfs say that curiosity killed the cat but I'm pretty sure it was Schrodinger.
Man
average discord mod
https://youtube.com/shorts/Enzo9uPVmCM?feature=share
@potent merlin
could have said in Foghorn Leghorn or Yosemite Sam's voice
That’s actually funny
How do I post here
First you need to reach level 5, then you need to write into @wanton apex and request permission to post them. Then it's a process of finding the memes you want to steal from the broader internet, downloading them into a folder on your computer, going to discord, hitting the plus button in the dialog box which will open a separate window that allows you to select the image file, and then you'll wanna navigate your file browser to the directory that contains the file you downloaded which will have to be some form of image file or video that fits within the required parameters and you can then either "double-click" on that file to select it or simply click it once and, once it's been highlighted by your Operating System, click enter. At this point Discord should have a preview of your image displayed within the message box where you can add additional text or images to your meme selection as you see fit. Once you feel you're ready to hit send, take a moment to make sure the meme you have selected does not violate any of the rules of the server or of the broader Discordtm rules and regulations that all servers operating as a part of the Discordtm network are required to abide by. Posting memes that violate these rules can be grounds for warnings, removal of your role, and in some cases even server bans. Once you have prepared your text and image for the memes channel and ensured they are firmly within the server's requirements, you're ready to hit send and start memeing. Good luck!
:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:
Been a long time since anyone sent this
The first paragraph could have been enough.
No
google show me this guys balls
Error 404: this guy has no balls
Smartest furry
fr
Is this one of the salamanca cousins?
I think its both

you owe me a 10 second car
🎷 🐛
Bruh he legit looks like one of the salamanca cousins
Are you manually putting your TikTok watermark on meme pictures? 
It's TikTok watermark
Not my watermark
If it was my watermark then maybe it wouldn't be named bodkin
I only noticed because the same watermark is on every meme. Just seemed a little sussy. But I believe you.
But ngl bro if you are stealing memes that's depressing ☠️
ong the microsoft one
Brazil

At this stage I don't know why they don't come with a separate cord for power supply
Well, in reality they would need to make an AC to DC adapter with step-down.
Irrelevant. PCs could just have 2 power supply plugs and chug that power
Like at some point we are intentionally inhibiting ourselves by not making the jump to allow things to use more power

True
The fog is coming
Unga
Jeck
How many memes do you think would be posted here without stealing?
HAH
Nothing happened
Damn nice render
Me
This guy is more sturdy
Jesse we need t-
This is a troll tweet but the sad part is that many people unironically act this way.
I was not expecting Tanzania 
People saw what Hitler was and left germany as the slums began to get constructed. In hindsight we call them smart.
An assessment like this will only be stupid or smart when viewed backwards
Leaving America because Elon bought a social media platform that affects nobody’s life is 100% goofy
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hes so thicc ong
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting? I find it hard to believe 7 Billion people know the martial art and performed it simultaneously while executing expert level kicks at a Rapid Velocity 🤨
fr
@potent merlin @analog dove
Uh
My end it's fine








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