gta-vehicles

[fresh dock]

nope

[robust swallow]

Lets play

[fresh dock]

what if i don’t want to

[robust swallow]

[candid venture]

You gotta play, it's his birthday

[fresh dock]

oh yeah, right…

i’m just not in the mood for GTA

maybe a photo shoot, sure

but no promises, @robust swallow

[jolly wyvern]

Grrr

[sonic pier]

[robust swallow]

[icy cave]

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAP

I ACCIDENTALLY BOUGHT MY AUTOSHOP SERVICE CAR

little pos

[fresh dock]

bruh

what is your voice

💀

[narrow viper]

Yo is trading still a thing

[fresh dock]

oh hell nah

i thought Gilgamesh had better taste than that

💀

[icy cave]

What

Is there audio???

Oh shit

[fresh dock]

yes lol

[icy cave]

I got caught in 4k

I'm 14 speaking to my dumbass younger siblings

Valence i am very embarrassed

[fresh dock]

it’s okie lol

[icy cave]

Did i say anything dumb

[fresh dock]

no

just a shocked expression of you accidentally buying it

fits the video perfectly

[icy cave]

Just checked

I was talking about fifa

Thank you

[fresh dock]

sounds worse lol

[icy cave]

i wouldn't of noticed

[fresh dock]

doesn’t make it any better

[icy cave]

just edited in snapchat

you know i'm not actually mad at the purchase

just wasn't planning to buy it today

gotta change the wheels

how do i send this

[rocky plank]

yoo quick question. Has the homing lock on audio disappeared or something?

Every time i get locked onto by a mk2 or something i cant hear it for some reason

[icy cave]

No not for me atleast

What vehicle are you in

[rocky plank]

weird af

Any ground vehicle

[icy cave]

example vehicle?

[rocky plank]

T20 for example

Or nightshark

[icy cave]

hmm i'm not sure

sorry man 🤷‍♂️

[rocky plank]

lool nw. Just makes killing these mk2 chumps annoying

[icy cave]

video of me accidentally buying it

pro tip - you can do all the visual customisations for free the way you want them in the autoshop then buy it after for regular price with free upgrades

[obtuse girder]

What do you guys think about my deity ?

[obtuse girder]

Imagine if the imorgon had a roof option where you could make it topless, what a car that would be

[chilly holly]

What’s the easiest jet to use but the hydra and lazer

[obtuse girder]

Molotok

[fresh dock]

pyro

[sturdy fox]

Cheaper alternative for apc

[brisk latch]

rc tank

[chilly holly]

What about the b 11? How’s that looks cool at least

[obtuse girder]

At low altitude its so slow that you really cant escape homing missiles, altough once youre high enough it begins to speed up though its not really useful

[fresh dock]

it’s okay

alright jet and friendly to newer pilots ig

just know out of all the jets, pyro takes the least skill and is most forgiving

[chilly holly]

Ight thanks how much is it im not online rn an est would be fine

[fresh dock]

price is up there: 3-5.4 mil

[chilly holly]

Thanks 🙏

[soft nimbus]

[obtuse girder]

The little euros model is so cwut

[near meadow]

i hate you for making it FWD

the wheels in the back look thinner 💀

[buoyant geyser]

bro this is toy

It's in your office shelves

[near meadow]

fair point

[buoyant geyser]

Rockstar messed up

[near meadow]

the wheels in the front look bad tho

[buoyant geyser]

cheap toys

[near meadow]

its a FWD 370z

[soft nimbus]

[wind parcel]

@chilly holly bro don’t listen to this man it’s straight cap

It’s so fast and slight adjustments make it turn lots and it’s hard to control especially in dog fights and stuff, b-11 is way more controlled and is forgiving cause it’s so armoured, also can outrun missles from even an oppressor shooting them from right behind you at low altitude

[soft nimbus]

[fresh dock]

me zooming not looking to argue because i know i’m right.

[soft nimbus]

pyro cool ...i just found it very high sensitive for my liking (the turning and controls)

[soft nimbus]

nice 2 plastics around the rear

[gritty python]

[craggy stream]

@robust swallow happy birfdey

[robust swallow]

Tank you

If you could not tell. I enjoy these rims

[robust swallow]

B 11 is very slow when its low to the ground. Thats its downside

I used to own a b11. Then i switched to the lazer

[kindred token]

starling any good?

[robust swallow]

Never owned it

[loud oasis]

Yes, but it flies very differently to everything else, so you'll be throwing most of your previous experience out of the window.

[kindred token]

would it stand it's ground against a good lazer or b11 player, as i've beat some but need to see all around, since i'm newer to dogfights

i just started and got the starling and b11, tend to use starling a lot more

[loud oasis]

It is one of the two best dogfighters (the other is the Pyro).

Scales very poorly with numbers though, since the guns kill slowly

[kindred token]

boost seems to help a lot in dogfights, since you can catch them off guard easier and the smaller body can maneuver guns easier

from what i've experienced

[fleet crow]

This is cool but i wish we had a simple 5 spoke design; so many cars from the 2000s had them

[robust swallow]

And just like that. New name again

[lunar zenith]

Any SUV suggestions? The two I find interesting so far are Novak and I-Wagen

[fleet crow]

Hmm i really like the new granger

[robust swallow]

New granger is nice

[lunar zenith]

Parameters of what I'm looking for are: unknown. Don't have much experience with that class yet

[robust swallow]

I named mine kimmy

[lunar zenith]

Is that the 3600lx or whatever it's called?

[robust swallow]

If ykyk

[robust swallow]

Yes

[fleet crow]

Yes

[fleet crow]

No i dont know its a cute name tho

[robust swallow]

Yea cute alright…..

nervous laughing

[lunar zenith]

Okay, what else besides the Granger?

[fleet crow]

Hmm

[craggy stream]

Go to Little Seoul

Trademarked as always

[fleet crow]

New patriot is nice, landstalker xl is similar to granger but more blingy

[robust swallow]

@fleet crow will become a famous youtuber and that will be the merch

[craggy stream]

I just want a new patriot

[fleet crow]

[robust swallow]

EV patriot?

[craggy stream]

Yessir

[fleet crow]

Aah yea that would be great

@lunar zenith if you want sporty suvs toros, rebla and astron are top in laptimes

[craggy stream]

Hell I’d like just a revamped patriot in general

[lunar zenith]

Not sure what I'm looking for. I own the Rebla and Baller ST. I do enjoy the I-Wagen and Novak for both their styling and challenging performance.

Challenging like they are a bit difficult to control

[fleet crow]

Definitely try the toros then lot of car for the money

[lunar zenith]

But both are fast

I'll give that another look. Think i test drove it a couple times already

[fleet crow]

Aah nice

There aren't a whole lot of suvs in the game

[lunar zenith]

Looked nicer on google here than my first impression in-game

[lunar zenith]

Rebla

[fleet crow]

Yes

If u like off-roady 80s suvs seminole frontier and annis hellion is very cool

[lunar zenith]

Can't say i have an appreciation yet, but I wouldn't doubt ending up toying with them at some point

Maybe what i need is a van

I stole a news truck, a windowless van, and a 70s beach surfer

Seminole Frontier has a pretty iconic look

[visual fiber]

What is that plane on server banner?

[brisk latch]

starling

[visual fiber]

Oh

Cool

[opaque needle]

i recognize that angle

[fresh dock]

😐

[signal topaz]

🤨

[last pilot]

🥵

[gritty python]

🤨

[obtuse girder]

sus

[opaque needle]

its not suppose to be funny

[novel valley]

that's probably the reason he didn't laugh then

[opaque needle]

js

[narrow viper]

S E A B R E E Z E

[dapper plaza]

i remember a sea breezer was in the water and i blew it up with my toreador lol

[dapper plaza]

the bermuda circle

[narrow viper]

SEABREEZE

[coral glacier]

Seadeez

[jolly wyvern]

Why are people shitposting here?

Stop.

[narrow viper]

[obtuse girder]

[jolly wyvern]

Who pinged me

???

[zinc raven]

@fleet crow (sorry if you're sleeping or busy) would you say the Novak is worth it's price?

[ashen mulch]

Novak is a based car

Weird supercharged diesel suv

[novel valley]

it's not the best car but 600k is a pretty good deal for a newish suv

[zinc raven]

Nice

Think I'll go for it first and then the ignus

If I don't kms because of how boring Cayo is now

[novel valley]

eh, if you think cayo is boring i can help u grind via casino if u want

cayo is boring tbh

1st time i did it is exciting and then it's not that exciting anymore

[zinc raven]

I appreciate the offer and if I was home and online, I'd take you up on that

[novel valley]

alr, tell me if u can

[zinc raven]

But unfortunately I'm at school right now but thank Christ it's Thursday

[novel valley]

better if next week cuz i have semestral exams this week

[zinc raven]

The last time I set up casino, it took me 3 hours by myself lol

[novel valley]

tbh the casino setups are harder than cayo setups

but they're a bit less boring

[zinc raven]

Np, just dm me if you are available during weekends

[novel valley]

sure, casino is easy because we'll use the con thing

[zinc raven]

Nice

No hacking!

For the keypads I mean

That was the most annoying part, trying to find someone who could do it

[novel valley]

if you want i'll invite my friend

he's pretty good at it

[zinc raven]

That'll be great!

[novel valley]

he doesn't need money so 15% is fine for him

[zinc raven]

Nice

[novel valley]

also i think it's better if we take this to dms because, well.. gta vehicles channel

[zinc raven]

I'll dm you my SC so I'll see you're friend request when I log in (I have bad memory)

[novel valley]

alr

[zinc raven]

Oh, yeah

[fleet crow]

Its a nice suv tho i think toros is better value

[novel valley]

true, cheaper faster and looks better (?)

[zinc raven]

I'm not a massive fan of the toros tbh

Oop

Tc yall

[fleet crow]

Yea and is a lambo

[fleet crow]

Hmm then novak is better for you

[lunar zenith]

If the Novak is this week's sale i'm buying it

[severe spindle]

What car is this in real life?

Apparently it’s Travis’s car but I can’t find a photo with him and the car

[obtuse girder]

Its a buick grand national modified into a donk

[tawdry cairn]

Currently turning the viseris into the batmobile

[quick bone]

wohoo useless car in casino

https://tenor.com/view/akumaqqe-gif-24122559

when will casino have weaponized vehicle again...

[novel valley]

what car this week

[quick bone]

shlagen gt

or schlagen idk

[novel valley]

eh not bad i don't have it yet

better than last week

what about prize ride?

[quick bone]

dk

https://tenor.com/view/eat-chips-chips-xqc-xqc-eat-xqc-chips-gif-24484451

[novel valley]

what does it say

the russian words

[quick bone]

1st place for 4 days in raw

street race

[novel valley]

nice, i'll get it

[quick bone]

awful tuning

[novel valley]

ikr

[quick bone]

diletante

asea

[supple canopy]

whats better? the oppressor mk 1 or 2

[quick bone]

1 for chill

2nd for fast movement

[supple canopy]

i hate toxic people i just wanna do cayo setups faster so i need a good flying vehicle

but anyway i like driving but the mark 2 is a good flying vehicle that isnt hard to fly for me

alr

[quick bone]

sparrow

???

what

no? yes? open eyes

[sour narwhal]

so what s the podium vehicle?

[quick bone]

schlagen gt casino
jester classique autoclub

[quick bone]

me when

[sour narwhal]

shoot that looks sick

sadly i didn t put my hands on the tailagter

tailgater*

[quick bone]

useless car

[sour narwhal]

i like it

[quick bone]

cool

[candid venture]

Did the cars change?

[sour narwhal]

ye i guess

[sour narwhal]

.

[candid venture]

U not even on?

[sour narwhal]

nope

[candid venture]

I c

I needed jester classic for yesterday, fuck u r*

[gritty python]

Dont buy anything on Wednesday

[candid venture]

I didn't buy it

I needed it

For crew races

[gritty python]

[sour narwhal]

wait what do u need to do for the jester?

[candid venture]

They gave it at the start of the race tho

[quick bone]

business

[supple canopy]

whats so bad about the op mk 2 other than the toxicity?

like is there downsides of it

other than the toxicity

[sour narwhal]

it s very fast and small

[gritty python]

Mosquito

[quick bone]

its mosquito

[supple canopy]

oh ok thats perfect for me then

[sour narwhal]

)))))))

[quick bone]

bzzhhhhhh PIPIPIPI booom

no more cargo

[sour narwhal]

deluxo is better in my opinion🤓

just slower

[quick bone]

uh oh forgor about watermark

[candid venture]

Just use chaff

[quick bone]

Go ahead use it on some ground vehicles...

[candid venture]

Yeah

Your van doesn't have it?

[quick bone]

No.

[candid venture]

[quick bone]

I like harder.

[candid venture]

Put a bounty on ur head for extra attention

[quick bone]

Yeah!

I like how I destroyed jet with deluxo and this bozo right after respawn sit on his mk2 just to take his kill back.

[sour narwhal]

U can still counter an mk2 with deluxo

[quick bone]

Yeah I know.

But he went off radar.

[sour narwhal]

Oh

[quick bone]

So I didn't know where he will attack.

[sour narwhal]

Just spin

And wait for the lock on

[novel valley]

autoclub?

[quick bone]

I didn't know that he will offend so bad.

[novel valley]

you mean los santos car meet?

[quick bone]

Yes.

[candid venture]

Yes

He was thinking of autoshop

[quick bone]

._.?

Autoclub is autoclub, it's not car meet.

Building is autoclub.

[candid venture]

What?

There is lscm where u get the car and there is autoshop where u can upgrade it. Both were released on the same dlc cuz they're related

[novel valley]

yeah but that's not where you get the prize ride

[quick bone]

I'm not idiot I know this.

[candid venture]

Read @novel valley

[candid venture]

So wtf is autoclub

[quick bone]

Well maybe because on russian language it's called "autoclub prize vehicle".

[somber ridge]

Stop being russian then 🥱

[quick bone]

I'm not.

[somber ridge]

ok?

[vague flint]

Any slavic letter language = russian language

[quick bone]

If russian language using Cyrillic alphabet it's not means all languages are russian

[somber ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-american-pyscho-smoke-smoking-bateman-gif-23891721

[quick bone]

Literally me soon.

[ashen mulch]

[somber ridge]

ayy its the gctf and modded car lover whats up g 🤝 🤾‍♂️

[ashen mulch]

🤨 👍

I'm ok

[hidden python]

Tf

[mighty spire]

what plating should i use for insurgent pick up custom?

[full violet]

None if you want to use explosives, light if you just want to shoot out of the car, and full is pretty much useless unless you have someone on the turret at all times

[mighty spire]

[full violet]

Sure but its a lot harder to shoot while driving with a controller compared to mouse and keyboard

yeah

exactly my point

[robust swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/sussy-dog-gif-23294945

[lyric compass]

Trash week guess I’ll just Cayo again

to upgrade more arena wars vehicles

[narrow viper]

whats the fastest car that i can use in races?

best looking 6 muscle cars and bikes?

[candid venture]

2 rally cars and need the Stafford

[olive bluff]

wowzas 😁

[gritty python]

Dof on point

[lyric compass]

Yeah but like I’ve got all the cars I want rn so would have loved a plane week

[narrow viper]

whats the easiest way to win races?

[ember parrot]

fastest car?

[quick bone]

vigilante

[obtuse girder]

lol no

Its the benefactor br8

[narrow viper]

[lunar zenith]

Are you talking about LS Car Meet?

[quick bone]

car is shit but the lights are great

[severe pewter]

what

Car is great

[somber ridge]

sounds great too

[obtuse girder]

Car is great when you ignore its competitiveness within races

[somber ridge]

Only pariah and itali fo sho

[severe pewter]

It is competitive

If you ignore the gto and pariah exist

[gritty python]

[robust swallow]

[quick bone]

https://tenor.com/view/yae-genshin-gif-23298260

[obtuse girder]

damn

genshin memes

This guy gone

Long Ranger

Beyond the realms of cringe

[severe pewter]

Opinion is automatically invalid when they send genshin gifs

[obtuse girder]

[zinc raven]

"Jumbalee"

[umbral perch]

🗿

[zinc raven]

Very interesting discounts and events this week

[obtuse girder]

Very trash you mean

[umbral perch]

Oh it’s updated

Had no clue

[zinc raven]

I was sad when I realized Mc product was under 1.5x and not 4x

[obtuse girder]

And its only for next gen

[umbral perch]

The nightclub boost will be handy

[zinc raven]

No it's 1.35x on next gen

[umbral perch]

Just finished selling 1 mil worth of stock yesterday so this is good for me

[zinc raven]

Lol

[umbral perch]

the vehicle discounts are shite tho tbh

[zinc raven]

I don't bother with events unless it's something that I am willing to do

[severe pewter]

3x money on stunt races was honestly the best even week in months

[zinc raven]

Yeah

I still didn't do it though

[severe pewter]

Maybe even the best event week since 1.5x cayo heists

[candid venture]

I lvled up quite a bit that week

[severe pewter]

Same

Went from 205(?) to 222

[zinc raven]

I don't even think I was online lol

[severe pewter]

Also earned 900k

[candid venture]

Not for me, 2 rally cars and I need the Stafford

[drowsy helm]

whats the x2 this week?

i beg its special cargo

[zinc raven]

Speed boost on cargo

Nightclub cargo

Oooh that's kinda worth to me

[umbral perch]

Which ones are they?

[candid venture]

Flash gt and troppos

[zinc raven]

With the amount of Cayo I do it'll be 2x while I'm busy

[severe pewter]

Nice

[umbral perch]

Thanks kinda just glossed over the whole thing

[severe pewter]

Time to sell my nightclub cargo that I’ve had since 2020

[zinc raven]

That's probably one of the best out of this week

[umbral perch]

Very worth it

[zinc raven]

Yeah

[umbral perch]

basically we are getting paid a bunch just by spending time in the game doing fuck all

[zinc raven]

I can grind for the ignus and Novak and be reeling in plenty of cargo while I'm busy

[umbral perch]

Very good

[zinc raven]

Lol

And free drinks!

Not very rare but it's nice I guess

[umbral perch]

Just checked them out yeah I’m probably gonna get them

[quick bone]

What.

[obtuse girder]

Yeah mate that or GIFs or whatever

You gone Long Ranger

[zinc raven]

Is that even Genshin?

[obtuse girder]

I assume

[zinc raven]

Erm

[spiral thicket]

Toreador or vigilante

does vigi have infinite missiles?

[obtuse girder]

That or some other jrpg i dunno they're all the same free to play rabbit holes they can suck the horsecock Toreno kept rambling about for all i care

[icy cave]

Toreador

Stronger (against explosions atleast, not bullets), more useful, more seats.

[obtuse girder]

Yep very useful in old heists missions and doomsday missions

[amber frigate]

no, vigilante has 30

[narrow viper]

Yep

[zinc raven]

Nice color, suits the car

[hidden python]

pink ass boi

nice kar terra!

[fleet crow]

@amber frigate wait a sec

[hidden python]

something wrong?

[fleet crow]

Valence also updated his dp to match you

[hidden python]

lmao

[fleet crow]

Are u a couple

[hidden python]

yes they are

[fleet crow]

Aah that should explain

[robust swallow]

I mean they’ve been matching thier profiles for a while

[fleet crow]

Yes

[hidden python]

[soft nimbus]

losing biznus?

[hidden python]

yea, idk when valence got nitro terra got nitro too

[fleet crow]

Aww cakey

[hidden python]

something weird is going on smh

[hidden python]

:(

cake send me a friend request

[soft nimbus]

[fleet crow]

Oi me too

[robust swallow]

Biznus as in business

I had to shorten it

[hidden python]

you know what,

I'll buy your idea.

and the company as well.

[soft nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/monsters-inc-boo-hug-big-hug-gif-24350322

[hidden python]

@robust swallow how much

https://tenor.com/view/how-much-money-we-talkin-about-money-how-much-asking-computing-gif-13233042

[ember canopy]

bruh why the hell did they discount nightclub security and not equipment

fucking cockstar

[soft nimbus]

safety

[ember canopy]

how do you even raid a nightclub

[soft nimbus]

npcs

raid

[soft nimbus]

vnice

[ornate vector]

Has anyone done Cayo? I wanna know the name of the car you see in there

[ember canopy]

That poopra looks cool tho

[ember canopy]

Never had that happen

[ornate vector]

I need Helllolppp

[ember canopy]

The fiat 500 is called Brioso 300

Or do you mean the jeeps?

[ornate vector]

Its a dark red and white

[ember canopy]

Theyre Valley vapid winky

[ornate vector]

Can I send you a picture?

Got it

Enus Stafford

[quick bone]

Stafford.

[ornate vector]

I got it and it was on sale!!!

I did Cayo for the first time yesterday and I saw it

I had to have it lol

Thank you guys for helping me lol

[vague flint]

I can imagine every 10 year old rushing to the races as soon as they hear the prize ride is a supra

[zinc raven]

Oh shit it's 2x on popularity too. I thought it was only production

I want that Schlagen though

[ember canopy]

Me too tbh

[quick bone]

"Oh my moooom it's stupra in game free I need make f&f version MOOOOM!!!!"

[zinc raven]

Can't use casino features unfortunately

[vague flint]

I already got both the jester and schlagen, both are decent cars

[zinc raven]

I have neither lol

[vague flint]

Maybe not performance wise, but thats not my priority

[zinc raven]

How much is the Schlagen again?

1.3 wasn't it?

[vague flint]

i forgot

[zinc raven]

Lol np

[vague flint]

Yes

[ember canopy]

If this just makes one kid rather drive their supra in freemode than a hydra or something, it's worth it

[zinc raven]

Wow

Good guess by me lol

[quick bone]

Kid on hydra ez target to kill

[zinc raven]

I think I'll sell my NC product after I grind for the Novak and ignus

Then I'll move on to the Schlagen

[wind parcel]

Ya starling prob the best dog fighter and impossible to win again the only reason you don’t see it lots is because it’s very hard to fly and be good with but if you get it down you’ll be on top

[zinc raven]

Or, I'll just go play an actually good game

[ember canopy]

I'll just try to win it, if I don't it's w/e

[zinc raven]

Just wish casino features were available here

[ember canopy]

Me when the adversary mode pays ×4 yet still no one plays it

[zinc raven]

Lol

[craggy stream]

Jesus when was the last time we’ve done x4?

[zinc raven]

I'm definitely looking forward to 2x popularity and production

[wind parcel]

Ya facts but that allows it to have a way tighter turn than a lazer and you can get a shot on it so fast, also if it’s a problem for u u can lure them high pre easy tho

[craggy stream]

I just hope it doesn’t mean x2 english dave calls

[zinc raven]

Be very helpful for passive income while I'm doing Cayo

[zinc raven]

Omg could you imagine

I need to do them but I haven't gotten a call from him in a while

[craggy stream]

Oh you haven’t done the cayo stuff?

[zinc raven]

Just so he will stop calling me and I'll sell his fucking car after

[craggy stream]

Nah he just keeps calling me about hiring more fucking musicians and boosting the place

[zinc raven]

No because I was constantly grinding so I left it

[ember canopy]

Is it worth increasing nightclub popularity with this?

[zinc raven]

Oh lol

[craggy stream]

12k at best, I’d keep the weevil it’s a fun car

Probably has the second most customization out there

[zinc raven]

Easier to promote

[ember canopy]

Aye

[zinc raven]

2x popularity will mean twice as less needing to promote

[craggy stream]

Who the hell uses a nightclub anymore anyways? The agency has better passive income ffs and you don’t need to keep promoting it

[zinc raven]

I mainly leave my safes in my businesses alone unless I need cash for Cayo

[zinc raven]

Yeah but you can't really make it 2x etc on its passive income

[ember canopy]

Use both for $$$

[zinc raven]

I just completed the missions and a few of the jobs and I just use it as my emergency fund for Cayo

But usually my arcade safe covers it so

Plus Aquatic said he'll help me grind casino because it's at least something different

[craggy stream]

@robust swallow next week is the big week

Our… monthly drip feed

[zinc raven]

What's next week?

Oh

[craggy stream]

one new car for console

[zinc raven]

Fucking Cockstar

[craggy stream]

And regular players won’t be getting it in 3 more weeks

Fucking scam

[zinc raven]

That's Rockstar for you

[craggy stream]

God I just hope taketwo drops rockstar

[zinc raven]

Imagine if GTA6 comes out even buggier than 2077

They won't be able to redeem themselves by fixing it

[craggy stream]

As long as Take Two is still in charge, yeah

[zinc raven]

Lol

[craggy stream]

That’s why I don’t want gta 6

They fired literally all of their staff except for one who’s a pushover

[zinc raven]

Everyone asks where is GTA6 but nobody asks how is gta6

(not referring to the meme btw)

Cause it could take 3 more years for gta6 and it comes out looking like 2010

I would be livid

[craggy stream]

I can only hope Sam Houser doesn’t snap with TakeTwo ruining the company

Because they snapped the other co-founder himself ffs

[zinc raven]

Yeah hopefully they can make a better game before they all blow their brains out

[craggy stream]

Wdym hopefully, they won’t

Literally the only employee left is Sam Houser

[zinc raven]

Damn

[craggy stream]

The rest forcefully left due to TakeTwo being a horrible manager

[zinc raven]

Wasn't there a company of ex Rockstar employees who were trying to be better than R*?

Or something along those lines

[last briar]

Looking Cool
I'd apply a very pale pink paint

[craggy stream]

Yeah, the former employees who left made a new company called “Absurd Ventures”

[zinc raven]

That's what it was

Oh dear

Gtg

Tc

[robust swallow]

Yus

I want funny pink color that you have

[soft nimbus]

[robust swallow]

1 billion dollars

[fleet crow]

[robust swallow]

In gta currency

[fleet crow]

I don't have a billion in that either

[candid venture]

What does tc mean

[fleet crow]

Take care

[late cosmos]

Traction Control

[robust swallow]

Thiccc cow

Take cockstar

Taste cu-

[soft nimbus]

[candid venture]

[fleet crow]

Noice

[soft nimbus]

[craggy stream]

Blaze came out of the closet after his birthday

[soft nimbus]

x4 monies

[robust swallow]

I was hiding from all of you

[soft nimbus]

vs

[robust swallow]

Because i never lose

[candid venture]

Dinoco

[craggy stream]

Tbh cross the line is good until the explosives come in

[soft nimbus]

[soft nimbus]

fax

[late cosmos]

Is that the rain making that image look corrupted?

Or have i just been doing too much data recovery lately

[soft nimbus]

can anyone explain how the game works?

the cross the line

[candid venture]

U cross a line?

[soft nimbus]

ahh i read it..

tall team has to cross

all*

[candid venture]

So u gotta cross the line

On foot or in a car?

[soft nimbus]

foot

[robust swallow]

Yea its the rain

[candid venture]

And what stops u from crossing it?

Guns, punches, parkour...?

[narrow viper]

anyone in ps4 help me win a steeet race?

[simple gorge]

@narrow viper, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @robust swallow

[candid venture]

Are street races car meet races?

[late cosmos]

Yes

[robust swallow]

Yes

[icy cave]

hi guys

tct i think you will like this weeks update because of the discounts on the stratos and flash gt

i'm just interested in the stratos and schlagen gt, but i know that's not accessible for some

[candid venture]

Wtf is a stratos

U mean the troppos rallye?

[hidden python]

No

[candid venture]

Oh shit

I was looking for a car named Stratos in the list

Didn't realize u meant the irl name

I already have the troppos and the flash gt tho

[icy cave]

i only have the flash GT, i'll get the tropos this week

but i have no money

after a little incident

[candid venture]

[mossy tree]

hey can anyone possibly give me an insurgent pickup or nightshark if possible both using facility glitch on xbox one

[candid venture]

!lfg @mossy tree vehicles

[simple gorge]

@mossy tree, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Vehicles: #xb1｜vehicles-lfg

Requested by: @candid venture

[umbral perch]

Got the flash gt

[mossy tree]

nice i cant afford any car

[umbral perch]

Could run yourself a cayo

[umbral perch]

if you have the sub I mean

[mossy tree]

i dont have the money for setups i littiraly got 1k

[umbral perch]

Nice customisation

What’s the car?

[umbral perch]

Bruh

Maybe try joining randoms heists

Or you can do some ceo missions

[mossy tree]

i get kicked from random heists i need to do a certain one but cant find anybody

[maiden badger]

I like it

[robust swallow]

Nice

[mossy tree]

thats sick

[maiden badger]

[soft nimbus]

DRIFT TAMPA

[halcyon sun]

Garbage tbh

[mossy tree]

you send a pic of a better car than that

[robust swallow]

@craggy stream

[halcyon sun]

😅😅😅😅

Uh brb and I will

[mossy tree]

ok

[halcyon sun]

👀

[fresh dock]

spoiler: he won’t

[halcyon sun]

LMAOOO

[soft nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/peace-disappear-vanish-gif-9727828

[halcyon sun]

Dam my dam game shut off

[fresh dock]

@robust swallow look who fell asleep first

[robust swallow]

Prank em John

[soft nimbus]

Man and the dog

[fresh dock]

haha u already know

[soft nimbus]

john

[fresh dock]

lmfao

[robust swallow]

@frozen prawn you cant speak

You have no voice

[fresh dock]

^

[mossy tree]

we waiting

[timber tusk]

How is my profile pic

[mossy tree]

nice bro

[fresh dock]

xbox app doing me dirty rn

[robust swallow]

Looks dark

[fresh dock]

so much saturation that i didn’t put there

[frozen prawn]

I need vehicle from arena mode that instantly kill anyone who just touch it. Its also kill player when u jump from it without brake. Plz tell me that vehicle name

[robust swallow]

Is this a blaze filter

[robust swallow]

Impossible

[fresh dock]

it’s supposed to be my filter but okie

[robust swallow]

Claude has spoken

[fresh dock]

for some reason, on my screen, it looks dark but you can see the lighting

and see the color too well

but i export it, and it comes up all saturated

[last briar]

He can write, he's not handicapped

[frozen prawn]

No it looks dark for me too

[fresh dock]

i’m talking about xbox app

when i export

[robust swallow]

Ssshhhheeee claude doesn’t have fingers in the original gta 3

Or a smart phone

[maiden badger]

where

[fresh dock]

he does actually

[robust swallow]

There glued together

[mossy tree]

is the flash gt worth buying

[maiden badger]

its a basic car, nothing crazy imo

[mossy tree]

what i meant is should i buy it at the discount

[robust swallow]

I hate it because its a wannabe ford focus or ford fiesta

[maiden badger]

with a wanabe type r hatchback

[robust swallow]

It looks nothing like the two. You just subconsciously know it’s supposed to be a rally ford

[maiden badger]

2020 type r rear*

[robust swallow]

Yea this is looking pretty dark

[halcyon sun]

👀👀👀

[robust swallow]

Reminds me of gta 4

[fresh dock]

it’s the right amount tho

[robust swallow]

Gives me a gta 4 vibe

[fresh dock]

i’ll give u a GTA 4 vibe

😈

[robust swallow]

I do want liberty city to be added tho with gta 4 cars

[fresh dock]

i need to start playing genshin

again

[robust swallow]

Closest thing to a gta 4 remastered

[mossy tree]

genshin impact

[robust swallow]

Im still waiting in gta 4 mobile

[fresh dock]

could gta 4 be mobile?

actually yeah, i believe

but the oddity of it is low

mobile ports are much more complex than PC/Console

[robust swallow]

Idk but its passed 10 years like the gta 3 to gta sa. So im hoping rockstar makes a mobile versions eventually

[fresh dock]

doubt it

time = money

[robust swallow]

Someone is or was working on a gta 4 mobile

But its very bare bones

[fresh dock]

taking them awhile, innit?

[mossy tree]

what is best thing about the nightclub

[fresh dock]

nothing for the most part

lol

[soft nimbus]

the best passive income

[mossy tree]

i actually got the cheapest one

[soft nimbus]

[narrow viper]

Is there any flying vehicle other than a jet that can counter oppressor

[fresh dock]

nightclub is only good if you own the other businesses

[fresh dock]

snipe better or use an ooppressor

[mossy tree]

akula

[fresh dock]

^ too much work

[narrow viper]

I thought akula was butt cheek

[fresh dock]

akula is mediocre

[narrow viper]

@narrow viper , VC?

[umbral perch]

Which wheel colour should I go with?

[narrow viper]

2

[fresh dock]

it’s not as beneficial in pvp as many would think

[narrow viper]

ye

[soft nimbus]

1

[fresh dock]

1

[soft nimbus]

[narrow viper]

Oh yeah 1

My brightness wasn minimum

[mossy tree]

i mean i dont have it yet but i may buy an akula soon

[fresh dock]

not worth it

[soft nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/one-michael-tick-tick-boom-only-one-just-one-gif-22946595

[fresh dock]

so buyer beware

Akula < Hunter

[narrow viper]

Is scramjet good for getting around

[fresh dock]

getting around through pools sure

[sudden peak]

Lol true

[narrow viper]

bruh

[regal patrol]

Yes

[sudden peak]

Take the toreador instead

[narrow viper]

what is the talk about scramjets and water

[soft nimbus]

[regal patrol]

Just be careful around water/over vinewood

[narrow viper]

What does toreador do

[mossy tree]

how is hunter better its more expensive

[regal patrol]

Turns to a submarine

[narrow viper]

lol

I thought that was another car

[regal patrol]

Better weaponry

[narrow viper]

Or are there 2

[regal patrol]

There are 2 submarine cars

[narrow viper]

O

[mossy tree]

akula has stealth mode

[regal patrol]

Toreador and Stromberg

[regal patrol]

Trade-off

[fresh dock]

stealth mode doesn’t matter when it doesn’t protect you from Lock On

[regal patrol]

Lose the stealth but get better armament

[fresh dock]

the lights on your akula make you stick out like a sore thumb

[mossy tree]

true

[regal patrol]

And countermeasures

[fresh dock]

Akula is just not worth it, it’s handling is also quite annoying to get used to

and has the worst stability i’ve seen

[mossy tree]

i dont have it yet i have to do like 2-3 cayos for the akula or hunter

[regal patrol]

Once you get used to it you can do some pretty kooky shit

[fresh dock]

yeah ik

but it’s obnoxious and inconvenient majority of the time

[candid venture]

Can't u like dive down with the akula?

[regal patrol]

Basically straight down yes

[fresh dock]

yeah

[candid venture]

I got the akula cuz of looks and stealth option but never use it

[regal patrol]

I mean the akula is much faster then the hunter

[craggy stream]

Just use the stealth annihilator

[regal patrol]

Hunter is actually one of the slowest helicopters

[candid venture]

I barely use helis and planes now

Prefer cars

[mossy tree]

how good is the annihilator

[fresh dock]

it’s got it’s minigun a going for it

it fires 16 shots in one burst iirc

[candid venture]

Imagine lock on minigun on helis

[fresh dock]

so 16x4

u do the math

[candid venture]

64

That's not too hard

[fresh dock]

now times 60

[regal patrol]

Burst fire minigun?

[fresh dock]

3,840 RPM

[mossy tree]

what is best veichle you guys own

[regal patrol]

Broad question

[candid venture]

3840

Wait, 64 per sec?

[fresh dock]

yeah

[candid venture]

God damn

[fresh dock]

it fires all 4 min guns at once

it’s not selectively done

[regal patrol]

Just like the normal annihilator

[fresh dock]

wait did i miss something

Stealth is much worse

[candid venture]

What's the normal annihilator? Is that the gta 4 yellow/black chopper?

[fresh dock]

i think i read too fast

[fresh dock]

yeah

i mistook what he said

[fresh dock]

normal annihilator is capable of this

the stealth isn’t

it only have 2 miniguns

[candid venture]

What's special about the stealth and the hunter?

[candid venture]

So half the rpm?

[fresh dock]

na lesser

it’s ROF is much slower

[regal patrol]

Hunter can have both homing and barrage missiles

[fresh dock]

and that’s why i like the hunter

[regal patrol]

And can have an explosive cannon for the gunner

Plus the gun is stabilized on the hunter

[fresh dock]

that cannon is also broken

[mossy tree]

so ill buy hunter instead

[regal patrol]

Cannon can be more useful then the missiles

[fresh dock]

but it’s conditional

2 player

[regal patrol]

Right

[fresh dock]

still a good heli nonetheless

would recommend to any1

[regal patrol]

I like it

I like the Akula more though

I find it more fun to fly

[candid venture]

I prefer the sparrow for spawns

[mossy tree]

is terobyte any good

[regal patrol]

If you use it

[mossy tree]

is it worth buying

[candid venture]

Only way to upgrade mk2

[mossy tree]

i dont have terobyte but i got an upgraded mk2 lol

[candid venture]

Ppl who try to grief with terrobyte rockets are dumb. I just get cover and spam my grenade launcher

[craggy stream]

Less weapons but you get more seats and you can repel out of it so it’s an upgrade

[candid venture]

What is that repel

Does it have an animation?

[craggy stream]

You know when you slide down the helicopter with a rope

[candid venture]

Yes I know what repel is but how does it work in gta

[craggy stream]

Hover over a roof or ground and the people in the back can tap X and they’ll slide down like the FIB agents

[candid venture]

What if they get shot while going down? Do they ragdoll?

[craggy stream]

They just soak it, I think you can shoot out of it too iirc

[candid venture]

Shooting while repelling?

[craggy stream]

No wait I was wrong

[candid venture]

:(

[craggy stream]

Yeah it’s just a stiff quick animation of sliding down

[mossy tree]

im doing the intel on cayo again

[candid venture]

Congrats

[robust swallow]

Im hungry. What should I eat. What part of the car would you say has the most nutrition

[fleet crow]

Definitely the seats

[fresh dock]

cute lil orange

even quantV can’t fix the wheel coloring to look metallic/glossy

[maiden badger]

I love it!

[quick bone]

Aren't wheels just matte?

[fresh dock]

they’re not supposed to be

😐

rims should never look like plastic

[quick bone]

why

🤨

[maiden badger]

[vague flint]

Why the wheels look so small

[quick bone]

i cutted

[gritty robin]

I Only Recognize The Red One, White, & Yellow.

[craggy stream]

@fresh dock have a dominator

Dominator retro custom

[soft nimbus]

[maiden badger]

[soft nimbus]

nissan cobra r32

[covert abyss]

Whats requirements for Car meet prize this week

how many wins in how many races

[vague flint]

It was nice, until you revealed the rear-end

[soft nimbus]

first place in race for 4 days in a row

dont even bother with it....imo

[fluid sleet]

No.

[lunar ivy]

Which is in your opinion the best car to drive around the map?

[candid venture]

Why not

[ashen mulch]

I usually slap my face into my meyboard and whichever it gives me, I drive

*keyboard

[icy cave]

It would be easier for you to do cayo

[candid venture]

Can't bother to find someone else to do b2b

[ember canopy]

Rather sell nightclub stock sometime soon

Should earn you enough, the jester classic is p cheap

[candid venture]

I don't wanna buy it

[ember canopy]

I think 700k?

[candid venture]

I'll just get it for free

[maiden badger]

ill get another one and make it a full on drift build

[cold cloak]

vigilante or ruiner2000?

[teal jewel]

Anyone selling modded cars?

[fleet crow]

Vigilante

[fleet crow]

Nice u finally started liking the tigon

[last briar]

Start liking the Vysser Neo

[maiden badger]

personally ruiner2k

vigilante is a weird one for me,

[simple gorge]

@teal jewel, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @loud oasis

[last briar]

Here's a three's company:
Ocelot Pariah, Dewbauchee Massacro, Ocelot Lynx

[fleet crow]

Hmm id go for the specter or champion or rapid gt instead of massacro

[glad iron]

whats better deluxo or the toredor or whatever u call it

[worn plume]

Any cars with a decent pink livery or purple?

[fresh dock]

can’t think of any

but i do have good looking purple crew colors

[narrow viper]

whats the car with the best interior?

[upper tundra]

def the jubilee

[kindred token]

bati 801

[narrow viper]

car

sports or something

[candid venture]

Benny's cars maybe

[ember canopy]

What do you mean by "best"?

[candid venture]

I do like the ornaments

[ember canopy]

Best is subjective

[candid venture]

Ornaments = best

[kindred token]

subjective as he said

[tame nacelle]

objective fact

i put the death ornament on my dashboard to let people know i am going to run them over

[ember canopy]

Do the tuners have access to those?

[tame nacelle]

nah

[ember canopy]

Zad

[tame nacelle]

get you a low rider

[candid venture]

Nope, ornaments are the best, nothing to argue about

Ornaments should be an every car thing or at least on a lot more cars, not only Benny's

[worn plume]

I have the colour but I want a livery to match

[icy cave]

hi tct can i see your tropos

i just bought mine

@candid venture

[candid venture]

Mine is pretty basic

I think it's still this

[cold cloak]

giving modded cars ps5 dm me

[fresh dock]

bruh moment

[icy cave]

the car itself is pretty basic

oh ally you can do with it

not alot*

[quick bone]

https://tenor.com/view/akumaqqe-gif-24122559

[frozen shale]

dm me i will give u cayos for modded cars (ps5)

[quick bone]

🤨

[narrow viper]

mood

[quick bone]

Fr.

[last briar]

I like this photo

It also reminded me the way cars show in the NFS Undercover garage

[regal patrol]

Depends on the context

[last briar]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/rtu7n8jzhP4/maxresdefault.jpg