gta-vehicles

[coarse mason]

We need a Le Mans inspired update

[fresh dock]

we have this already

[novel valley]

S80RR and GP1

This we also have

[fresh dock]

no.

[stray relic]

I just want the '92 NSX

[novel valley]

I just want a Regera

[coarse mason]

Livery editor in gta when

Ingame easy accesible hex and color adjustable liveries would be amazing already

[fresh dock]

458 Italia GT spec

[fresh dock]

dis looks cute

[fresh dock]

never

[viral wigeon]

How many electric veichles are there?

[fresh dock]

i feel like R* would need to manage and verify a lot of things and blacklist certain things

which is too much work for them

[upbeat pike]

or this

[coarse mason]

Obviously

[fresh dock]

it’s literally an idea thrown out of the window

[coarse mason]

Just let me dream

[fresh dock]

🥺

[upbeat pike]

im just waiting for a freaking rs6 to come on gta v

[coarse mason]

Just gib Le Mans update

Multiclass endurance races

[fresh dock]

no

[coarse mason]

Track variants of existing cars

[fresh dock]

you can just build them (sort of)

[coarse mason]

Yea sort of

Not good enough!

[fresh dock]

good enough

[coarse mason]

Are you secretly a Rockstar employee

[upbeat pike]

when...

[late flume]

Am tryna make this build in gta 5

[fresh dock]

never

[late flume]

No audi in gta 5

[late flume]

Ever

[novel valley]

Now

[fresh dock]

jk

[late flume]

Imagine having xbox

[upbeat pike]

because im so desperate to build this

[fresh dock]

🥰

[novel valley]

Then what's this

[late flume]

Oh yea I forgot

[novel valley]

Get mods

[upbeat pike]

iwagen

[somber ridge]

there's a whole brand based on audi what are you talking about

[novel valley]

You're really forgetful, aren't you

[late flume]

Audi R8 common in gta 5

[upbeat pike]

come to my house, pls install for me XD

[late flume]

Yes

[novel valley]

...

[narrow viper]

Is that the 250 GTO SWB?

[stray relic]

It IS in GTA5, it's called the 9F

[narrow viper]

Or is that something else

[novel valley]

There's like so many Audi in GTA

How did you forget

[coarse mason]

When

[stray relic]

Yeah, an update to the 9F would be very much appreciated

[upbeat pike]

yes its the 250GTO

[upbeat pike]

note : not trashy interior XD

[upper grove]

i want audi

[upbeat pike]

can u costumize ittt?

w roofbox or something

benefactor also needs a new update

[narrow viper]

More like old update

We have zero boxy 90s mercs

[upbeat pike]

from this

ah i completely forgot oracle

[stray relic]

The Hammer 🤤

[novel valley]

It's a BMW
They just released the Cypher not long ago

[coarse mason]

Yes

Please

[novel valley]

Lemme guess the location

[novel valley]

Around Vespucci beach? @gritty python

[late flume]

What's this car and what site

[upbeat pike]

ubermacht oracle mk7 or whatever LOL

[stray relic]

Ah yes, the "Move over, poor person". I think the Revolter comes close in theme

[coarse mason]

Hyperion when

[coarse mason]

Real car, modded

[late flume]

Oh

[stray relic]

"Pfister Massive Speed" lol

[upbeat pike]

whats the point of having this masterpiece when u seat in the back right KEK

benefactor XL lmao

r* be takin notes

[stray relic]

You mean the XLS?

[upbeat pike]

cuz the S means small get it LOL

[hollow sparrow]

AAAAAAA

TOOK 2 CAYO PERICOS

i liek

[stray relic]

Damn, I think I've seen that before

[upbeat pike]

enjoy ur new car

[hollow sparrow]

thanks

[upbeat pike]

dont be mean XD

[hollow sparrow]

thats not mean tho

[stray relic]

What? it's just giving me a sense of... deja vu

[hollow sparrow]

indeed

[upbeat pike]

oh

[stray relic]

Live I've been in this place before

[hollow sparrow]

that was my goal

heres a side view

issa beefier version of takumis car

[fresh dock]

sex

[hollow sparrow]

sexual intercourse indeed

[upbeat pike]

tip : remove the black fender ig

[novel valley]

not a fan of it

[hollow sparrow]

oke

[novel valley]

wrong rims, tire brand, weird fenders

[hollow sparrow]

ye

[novel valley]

also I just noticed the ignus rear tires are wide

[amber frigate]

wiiide

[upbeat pike]

anyways

[hollow sparrow]

pog

and btw

the reason i have such bad graphics is that im on a 8 year old non upgraded computer

[upbeat pike]

ive been there

[novel valley]

fair enough

[hollow sparrow]

indeed

[novel valley]

my computer can do max graphics but it's only 4 year old so

[hollow sparrow]

gonna get a decent gpu in about 5 months

[upbeat pike]

i remember when my cs go lags

[hollow sparrow]

this is my buffalo btw

[late flume]

Which one

[novel valley]

Why does Franklin kinda look like DarkViperAU

[gritty python]

nice graphics

[novel valley]

Is it just me

[hollow sparrow]

will depend on the price but will get a 4 gig one

[upbeat pike]

pc upgrading is not just about the gpu, you have to balance it with a good cpu

[hollow sparrow]

8 yr old pc moment

[gritty python]

Ye

[hollow sparrow]

everything else is decent

[late flume]

Bitcoin would skyrocket at that time

[gritty python]

Good cpu is a must,otherwise it will bottleneck gpu

[hollow sparrow]

processor is a xeon e5 1620

3.75 ghz

not that bad

[late flume]

My gpu rtx 3060 with amd ryzen 5 3600x good?

[hollow sparrow]

indeed

[gritty python]

6 yr old pc moment

[late flume]

How many mods?

[hollow sparrow]

DAMN

[upbeat pike]

if u just going to play gta v then its alright ig

[hollow sparrow]

ye it doesnt stutter

[gritty python]

Around 20

[hollow sparrow]

i play on medium settings 720p

[upbeat pike]

good

[late flume]

Nvidia downloaded 50 mods for cyberpunk and it was looking amazing

[gritty python]

Awesome

[hollow sparrow]

get an avg of 45-60 fps

doesnt stutter

so all good

[upbeat pike]

yeah but 720p...

[late flume]

My pc needs service

[hollow sparrow]

yes

[hollow sparrow]

im used to it

i forgot to show you smth

[upbeat pike]

you will suceed in life kid

[hollow sparrow]

my gpu averages 85-102 degrees celsius while playing gta

[gritty python]

[hollow sparrow]

thats normal for it lol

[hollow sparrow]

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH

[novel valley]

not so sheesh

[upbeat pike]

bad

[hollow sparrow]

im a rank 54

[hollow sparrow]

wat

[novel valley]

agree

[hollow sparrow]

da

hail

oke

[upbeat pike]

im being honest

[upbeat pike]

looks like about to do some tiktoks

XD

[narrow viper]

bruuuuuhhhhhhhhhh

[fresh dock]

Hiii

[narrow viper]

hiiii

[fresh dock]

ur umm thoughts

🥺

[upbeat pike]

so... jubilee car meet?

[narrow viper]

brown

[narrow viper]

no, we have a proper crew

[fresh dock]

making a Jubilee next

[upbeat pike]

i mean can i come

[narrow viper]

post your jub

[pallid portal]

elitist

[fresh dock]

Only Members

😎

[upbeat pike]

Ah so be it then

😦

Am i too boring

because its black

[narrow viper]

hmmm yes you can join

[fresh dock]

nah, i’m the most boring out of everyone in here

[narrow viper]

[upbeat pike]

Dont worry, i have 3 garages thats full witth all blacks

[upbeat pike]

yes, when?

[narrow viper]

now

[amber frigate]

photo courtesy of joonasprkl

i-wagen looks cool

[hollow sparrow]

and this is my 900r

i agree with yall it looks shit

[fresh dock]

bruh

you straight up disrespected your own ride

[hollow sparrow]

well i knew what yall were gonna say

so i said it first

[amber frigate]

well i thought it looked ok

but now u convinced me

[upbeat pike]

car meet now?!

[narrow viper]

no

[novel valley]

i agree with you

[hollow sparrow]

i agree with u

[upbeat pike]

dont be shy, look at the interior KEK

[amber frigate]

its pretty sad

[upbeat pike]

its straight DAMN SAD

i hope its just a glitch

[upbeat pike]

straight drippin

[hollow sparrow]

love this one with all of my heart

[hollow sparrow]

back from when i dint have the kosatka

[upbeat pike]

remove underglows

and maybe, not blue rims

[tame nacelle]

they didn’t ask for your input

[upbeat pike]

he has been here for long and its okay

[tame nacelle]

mental illness moment

me no keep opinion to self

[upbeat pike]

[narrow viper]

damn bro

[upbeat pike]

im just being honest lol

[narrow viper]

[tame nacelle]

no one cares if the car in a game about stealing stuff looks bad

especially if you aren’t the one who sits down to play with said car

it’s an arcade heist game with cars as an added side feature lmao

[narrow viper]

yeah but if you post it here you're indirectly asking for opinions

[upbeat pike]

i dont get it, i mean this is basically what we do

[narrow viper]

bytes is just mad for no reason, as always

[upbeat pike]

oh yeah the loop will repeat

[tame nacelle]

wrong

[novel valley]

unless you break the pattern

read byte's status

[upbeat pike]

KEK

[tame nacelle]

sperg lords regurgitating the same things for hours wanting every car to look like a real life counterpart

[narrow viper]

barges into #gta-vehicles
posts the worst car ever
expects to not get shitted on

[tame nacelle]

care less about the things you see on your computer

[fresh dock]

guys

[narrow viper]

i actually should try that

[fresh dock]

look at my car

[gritty python]

[tame nacelle]

PC CAR ON PS4??? REAL???

[narrow viper]

love this one with all of my heart

[novel valley]

You're on xbox

Thumbnail says PC and PS4

[gritty python]

[fresh dock]

shut up lmfao

[novel valley]

lmao

[narrow viper]

low faction

[tame nacelle]

i got your meats right here

[novel valley]

I don't

[narrow viper]

i can invite you

[tame nacelle]

😳

[gritty python]

Kek

[upbeat pike]

car looks freaking shit ! HAHAHAHAHA

[novel valley]

You should explode it

[narrow viper]

Is this a trend now

[fresh dock]

it looks fire bruh

[novel valley]

No that's just Remu

[fresh dock]

you mad cuz you don’t have a modded car

🤮

[narrow viper]

2 people r doing it

[narrow viper]

for anyone unaware, this is a joke build

[novel valley]

mental illness

[lime plover]

cope moment

[novel valley]

and joke build

[upbeat pike]

-DUBAI RICH KIDS

[fresh dock]

fr

[upbeat pike]

all gold !

[novel valley]

do you actually like modded cars

[narrow viper]

That's what I have, cancer

[upbeat pike]

on god!

[novel valley]

smh

[stray relic]

Car is not bright pink 0/10

[lime plover]

hurr durr me paint car full gold

[fresh dock]

i love ummm

,>

[narrow viper]

ewwww

you're on ps

[novel valley]

🤮

[fresh dock]

:((

[upbeat pike]

shhh

SHEEEESH

[narrow viper]

Find me a price

[tame nacelle]

volkswagen veyron 😩 💦

[narrow viper]

[upbeat pike]

69 ETH

[narrow viper]

thoughts?

modded TRIKE

[final vault]

what a mess

[narrow viper]

Sheeeeesh

[upbeat pike]

SHEEEEEEEEESH

[upbeat pike]

ikr, just to loosen the tense XD

[narrow viper]

My jester RR looks similar to that, not on purpose

[final vault]

XD

[narrow viper]

[upbeat pike]

NO

[viral rapids]

does anyone know if there is an updated list of fastest vehicles in each class?

[stray relic]

no chrome 0/10

[stray relic]

Check gtabase, they log the speed measured by broughy. You can sort and filter there

[upbeat pike]

i love it

[viral rapids]

thanks mate

[stray relic]

https://www.gtabase.com/grand-theft-auto-v/vehicles/

[narrow viper]

OUT OF ALL THE OPTIONS I HAVE

[stray relic]

Tell us you're a pimp without saying you're a pimp

[narrow viper]

YOU THINK IM GOING TO USE CHROME?

[upbeat pike]

tell us your from dubai, withoung saying ur from dubai

[narrow viper]

yes, yes i am

[upbeat pike]

lmao

[narrow viper]

that tells that you're a kid or a memer

[upbeat pike]

i was.. i was following..

[narrow viper]

in dubai the wildest you'll find are golden wraps

Nevermind

[narrow viper]

THIS tells you're from dubai

[narrow viper]

takumi taxi???????

[upbeat pike]

mo vlogs definately there

[stray relic]

Ahhh, dubai. Where any semblance of taste and subtlety has been replaced by oil money

[upbeat pike]

oil

[upbeat pike]

why im reading this with texan accent

[novel valley]

This tells you're broke and want to look rich so you slap a Lamborghini logo on that civic and wrap it in gold foil

[stray relic]

Because Texans are the other side of the extreme

[narrow viper]

on the topic of texans

[stray relic]

Never heard of McMansions?

[severe pewter]

Those aren’t even the Dubai police cars

[strong vapor]

they are lmao

[narrow viper]

they are?

[novel valley]

they are

[stray relic]

mf skipped leg day

[narrow viper]

they aren't used by the police I think

[severe pewter]

Ah right, I was wrong kek

[narrow viper]

they are just for show

[severe pewter]

I thought white/green was for Abu Dhabi

[novel valley]

they are used..

..for show

[narrow viper]

yeah

[novel valley]

it's still used

[narrow viper]

not for enforcing law i meant

[novel valley]

probably

[severe pewter]

They only need a land cruiser 99.9% of the time

[narrow viper]

not my cars

[stray relic]

I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if some are. Kinda hard to pull over a speeding lambo in a 4runner

[severe pewter]

Or… that

[stray relic]

Police here has a small fleet of M5's in case of emergencies

[upbeat pike]

damn

[stray relic]

"you been speeding. Here is ticket"
"Lol, gimme five secs, I've made it back"

[upbeat pike]

gold > carbon interior

[severe pewter]

yeah

[narrow viper]

on the other side of the spectrum

[severe pewter]

For the people that drive Lambos etc, just a speeding ticket is a slap on the wrist

no more

[stray relic]

Not even that, more like a stern fingerwagging

[viral rapids]

theres cams every like 500m on the highways, they do not need to pull anyone over

[upbeat pike]

sexy

[narrow viper]

hmmm

i kinda want a lifted escalade now

[upbeat pike]

N.

O

[narrow viper]

cry about it

[viral rapids]

yh many tourists get fucked hard by it. they think they can let it rip a bit but then receive a ticket in the thousands

[upbeat pike]

I Mean if u really want a lifted car, sure

must be nice living in germany

[stray relic]

You don't, as it's roadworks very fucking often

[wheat hornet]

Fastest car?

[tame nacelle]

my car 😈

[stray relic]

And during roadworks, there is a strict speedlimit

[wheat hornet]

Whats ur car

[stray relic]

Speed doesn't kill, suddenly becoming stationary is what kills you

[tame nacelle]

annis slawbuni

[wheat hornet]

Im talking about gta

[wheat hornet]

Whats that

[narrow viper]

Zentorno

[wheat hornet]

No

[severe pewter]

not many, but also not 0

[tame nacelle]

slawb un these nuts

[narrow viper]

Furia

[severe pewter]

Ya never know when someone’s driving slowly in the left lane

[upbeat pike]

but actually, whats the average car speed in the autobahns?

[wheat hornet]

The channel name is “gta vehicles”

[upper tundra]

12 kmh

[stray relic]

I hit 170, and was overtaking a lot of people. It's not as extreme as you think it is

[tame nacelle]

look at the pins for the google doc with fastest times though actually @wheat hornet

[wheat hornet]

What car was it

[upbeat pike]

i think its still the pharao? wait i forgot lol

[stray relic]

kmph, and sorry, wrong reply

[upbeat pike]

170kmph is like?

[narrow viper]

Infernus is faster than jet

[upbeat pike]

120mph?

welp, ive been faster XD

but nah/// just take itslow, chill while listening to your music playlist

[stray relic]

There are extremes, when a porsche blasts by at 200+kmph, but that's rare. More often it's just people cruising at 150-160kmph

[wheat hornet]

Thx

[upbeat pike]

wow

i mean 150 is not that bad right

[wispy heart]

Is the sian worth it?

[stray relic]

It's very difficult to get go veryfuckinfast, because there's still other people, and corners

[upbeat pike]

yess

[wispy heart]

[upbeat pike]

its worth it

[stray relic]

Well, that's your opinion, and your opinion is wrong

[upbeat pike]

its worth it....

[wispy heart]

:/

[stray relic]

😉

[peak mulch]

what we think of the new banner?

ong

[upbeat pike]

rs6 best boi

[peak mulch]

can we get a newer audi r8 or smth

[stray relic]

Yeah, I agree.

[peak mulch]

sex wagon

[upbeat pike]

so the point is

we need more wagons

[peak mulch]

i want me some wagons and GOOD V8 SUVS

[upbeat pike]

ABT package dang

[peak mulch]

NOT A FUCKING ETRON Q5

lemme ask u this

who wants an electric suv

who

[wispy heart]

I want the Stelvio in gta

[upbeat pike]

i want LFA

[wispy heart]

Dont we have already

[wispy heart]

Wtf

[upbeat pike]

we have LFA?

[peak mulch]

i want the rsq8 cayenne turbo GT and the rs6 and a newer r8

it’s all i ask for

[upbeat pike]

nice actuallyy

[peak mulch]

not some 2008 r8

[wispy heart]

I want a foxbody mustang

[upper tundra]

😎 👍

[wispy heart]

Along with BMW Z4

[upbeat pike]

m3 competition

[peak mulch]

i want update that gives us only and ONLY porsches, BMW’s Audis and other sports car brands

i’m not much of a fan for the bentayga

it’s the tail lights for me

[upbeat pike]

wdym.. its guuud

[narrow viper]

have a manana

[peak mulch]

ye

[narrow viper]

original

[upbeat pike]

mafia

[peak mulch]

i’m in love with porsches tail lights rn

all the new ones look nice other than the macan

the macan’s tail lights are yuck

[upbeat pike]

imo, its good..

[narrow viper]

I dislike suv porsches as a whole

[upbeat pike]

[narrow viper]

but considering the bmw ix, they're okayish

bmw ix is next level ugliness

[upbeat pike]

bmw ix tail lights are bad tho

[narrow viper]

i love any SUV

because i can mod benny's wheels on them and make the ugliest thing ever

also they're BIG

[peak mulch]

cayennes are the best

[narrow viper]

I'd be more insulted if someone said "you look like an ix" than any other curse words

[peak mulch]

the IX is disgusting

[narrow viper]

ix?

[peak mulch]

are the designers visually fucking impaired or smth

[narrow viper]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[narrow viper]

[stray relic]

It looks like a racist chinese stereotype cartoon

[narrow viper]

arent bmws like this because of the chinese market or something

because they care a lot about status

[hoary spire]

Wha

[upbeat pike]

but i think this is what will happen to all cars, so our loved cars will be timeless designs

[upbeat pike]

sexy

[peak mulch]

very

ppl in the urus think they’re faster too lmao

[narrow viper]

no way

[peak mulch]

the GT has 10 less hp than the urus but i don’t matter bc the GT goes demon mode in s++

[narrow viper]

the 930 turbo is one of my most fav porsches

[upbeat pike]

I Mean sure just take a look

this what will happen in 10 years time

[narrow viper]

and the 918 spyder

[upbeat pike]

or less

[hoary spire]

[narrow viper]

that's beautiful

and the ix is completely disgusting

[upbeat pike]

i mean look the back

[hoary spire]

It looks like debauchee something

[upbeat pike]

what u gotta say about the cybertruck XD

[peak mulch]

what’s the hottest SUV

best exterior

[upbeat pike]

bRonCo

[hoary spire]

Kalahari

[peak mulch]

Cayenne Turbo GT

[narrow viper]

Jubilee

Jubilee

Jubilee

[peak mulch]

retractable spoiler, carbon roof spoiler, carbon roof, carbon mirrors

[fluid sleet]

no

that aint it

[narrow viper]

lego car, not a fan but it's ok ig

[peak mulch]

imma build my dream cayenne

[peak mulch]

fuck no lmao

[narrow viper]

i have a lot to say about the cybertruck

[peak mulch]

that the nissan cubes older brother callin or smth?

[upbeat pike]

irl i drive an audi a3 lol

[narrow viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbixzOQKVYM

cybertruck is like cyberpunk

[peak mulch]

my parents got a 2016 cayenne turbo and my dad has a 2017 panamera gts

well my dad had it he sold it yesterday

[narrow viper]

porsche family

[peak mulch]

yeah lol

my mum is going audi next year

[upbeat pike]

damn must be nice having porsches

[narrow viper]

ooh nice

[peak mulch]

the cold starts of the cayenne are amazing

[upbeat pike]

in singapore, ITS FUCKIN EXPENSIVE

[narrow viper]

we have a hyundai i20 smh

but I love the car no matter what

[narrow viper]

"he downloaded this shit out roblox"
"this mf woke up and decided to whip the polygon"
"mf triangular prism"

even tho it's 70 hp

"yo shit looks like it runs on bitcoin"

[upbeat pike]

its not about the car

its about the memories

i fuckin love my e46

[narrow viper]

"you gotta solve the quadratic formula to park that bitch"

who doesn't love an 346

*e

[upbeat pike]

bro that car is so OLD.

[peak mulch]

when we first got it

[hoary spire]

In indonesia thats mega expensiv

[peak mulch]

now

[narrow viper]

and still so sexy

[peak mulch]

before they get the audi i’m revving it

[upbeat pike]

u wont believe how many god damn months that car has been in the shop XD

[narrow viper]

do u plan on selling it anytime soon?

[upbeat pike]

i alreadyy

[narrow viper]

if so, I'd love to buy in 10 yrs 👀

[stray relic]

is it me or does that fucking mnm sound like Michael Reeves?

[peak mulch]

eww

[narrow viper]

oh sad

[peak mulch]

x5 nasty

[upbeat pike]

x6 on the other hand, freaking gorgeuus

[peak mulch]

ONG

I LOVE THE NEWER ONES THEY LOOK SO GOOD

[narrow viper]

don't let him get the ix ever

[upbeat pike]

how much is a cayenne on your place?

[narrow viper]

just you

ooh okay

[peak mulch]

it’s got 86,000km on it and everything is fine on it other than squeaky calipers that are gonna get fixed so i’d say it could go for like 100-110k (AUD)

[upbeat pike]

you guys wont understand how much expensive cars in here XD, ridiculous

[peak mulch]

oof

[upbeat pike]

in USD is how much?

[peak mulch]

like 90k i think

lemme see

[upbeat pike]

imagine a JCW mini can cost up to 400k SGD

[upper tundra]

Do any of you know how to keep the wheels turned when exiting a Benny's vehicle?

[upbeat pike]

WHICH is like 220 USD

k

[tough dirge]

When loading into GTA, on one of the loading screens there is a light blue, possibly grey vehicle. I'm pretty sure it's a pfister. Does anyone know what that vehicle is?

[wispy heart]

modders are very weird..

[peak mulch]

no it’s 77,108

jeez australian exchange rates are ass

[wispy heart]

i just found this buffalo near my agency

and then i died by a cow

with bombs

[peak mulch]

cayennes in the US start at 80k i think

[upbeat pike]

for a porsche, thats cheap tho, but its still expensive

i mean compared to BMWs

or Audi

[peak mulch]

79k is a teachers salary in some states i think lol

maybe like 86k but not 79

[upbeat pike]

very nice car tho

[viral fern]

you can get a military g wagon in the usa for 9-15k super low miles and with pmuch bulletproof engines

[peak mulch]

ye

[viral fern]

im prolly gonna get one

[upbeat pike]

interior must be so good

[peak mulch]

the cayenne turbo GT here costs 365K

AUD

for its power and looks i’d say that’s somewhat reasonable

[upbeat pike]

g wagon? 15k ?

[peak mulch]

15k my ass

[viral fern]

@upbeat pike yeah they are 90s cause of import laws but they are nice condition

[peak mulch]

shi costs 390k AMG and like 350k base

[upbeat pike]

in singapore a JCW mini can cost up to 200k USD if converted to From sgd

[peak mulch]

AUD

[marsh cradle]

ill buy g wagon for 15k

[peak mulch]

i’ll show u

[stray relic]

remember kids, nothing is as expensive as a cheap german car.

[upbeat pike]

ah i see

[narrow viper]

[pallid portal]

rookie numbers for a guy like me

[upbeat pike]

90s

[peak mulch]

400k see

[upbeat pike]

not a g63

[narrow viper]

Golf?

[upbeat pike]

jesus

[peak mulch]

oh there’s no 90’s here trust me

[upbeat pike]

i mean its an old car, maybe there is over there

[peak mulch]

in australia only old cars u see are ur day to day cars

[peak mulch]

but if u see a nice care it’s a new one

[narrow viper]

also

[marsh cradle]

400k is just too much for G wagon, you can buy RR ghost with that

[narrow viper]

LESS THAN 10% OF POPULATION make 400 DOLLARS A MONTH or more

[narrow viper]

[peak mulch]

dream car right here

[upbeat pike]

fuel consumption is so shitty tho ... i cant

[stray relic]

So, how much is that in taxes?

Or insurance?

[upbeat pike]

20%

[stray relic]

Or fuel consumption?

[upbeat pike]

LOL

do you guys got alphards?

like toyota

[peak mulch]

u can get the cayenne turbo coupe as a tax write off as it’s over 2.2T

[stray relic]

Don't forget, just because you can buy it, doesn't mean you can afford it. Upkeep is a BIG cost of having a car

[peak mulch]

here at least

[marsh cradle]

too poor for that

[upbeat pike]

i mean like in the country

is there any alphards

yeah the insurance is to the roof tho

[viral fern]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC604Eta2b4&t=706s

[marsh cradle]

lot of alphard vellfire in my country

[peak mulch]

ZAMMN SHE ONLY COSTS 1.3M

[upbeat pike]

if im being realistic

my dream car is a rs6 avant and 911 turbo s

[peak mulch]

if i’m being realistic

mine is a cayenne GTS (coupe) or a rsq5

[upbeat pike]

HAHAHA trueee, manny khoshbin energy right here

bro audis is a must have , like you gota have them XD

[peak mulch]

i mean that’s like 1.1M off

[upbeat pike]

inspirational man

manny : its only 4 million dollars honey, let me buy it

[peak mulch]

ohh

i’m australia there’s a porsche everywhere i look

well it’s a base model but still a porsche

SPEAKING OF

[viral fern]

https://topcheapcar.com/car/Used-1990-Porsche-911-Carrera-4-for-Sale-in-Wheat-Ridge-CO-WP0CB2967LS471551

just go old

[peak mulch]

some old white guy in a macan gts wanted to race my mum

i’m her cayenne TURBO

[marsh cradle]

how rich do you need to be to have $100million garage worth. i mean most billionaires are rich on paper (stock) and they couldnt sell 100mil of stock easily

[upbeat pike]

nadeshots 911 turbo s in fuji white, carbon package

[narrow viper]

reddit

[upbeat pike]

dream car right there

[narrow viper]

lowkey want to barge in random car meets with this

[upper tundra]

Just join a ps4 meet gg ez com

Actually not obnoxious enough

[upbeat pike]

tbh i dont know, since im not a millionaire

[marsh cradle]

welp, relatable

[novel valley]

I'll give you inputs on how to improve. For instance, start by blowing up your car to pieces with a tank

[upbeat pike]

randomly starts crashing them and honking HAHAHAHHA

mood.

from what i heard, he sells property, that can give u serious cash, downside is its not stable like that everytime, so his income must be from several places

[viral fern]

when you have 100mill in stock shares and you try selling it youll prolly crash the stock price and loose alot of money

[upbeat pike]

some people rent yachts for 50k / day which can give serious cash.

[marsh cradle]

hmm, so i dont need to be a 100bil dolar man. good to know

[peak mulch]

im back

[marsh cradle]

yup true, which is why you sell it little by little

[upbeat pike]

im not a big fan of highspeed cars, but i like the ones that got throaty exhaust , example m2 comp

[peak mulch]

yk what

im gonna get a sugar daddy that’s like old asf

get him to buy me my dream porsche and house then get on the will kill him or let nature take its course

[upbeat pike]

and since my friend got one 911 turbo s, i immediately fell in love

[peak mulch]

then rinse and repeat and hope the cops don’t suspect anything

[pallid portal]

the dream

[viral fern]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg6L_7qLIEQ i just want one of these - the rally interior

[peak mulch]

infinite money glitch irl

[marsh cradle]

gtao is the only place where i can afford my dream cars... yet

[upbeat pike]

yeah real estate business

Try looking up Gages vlog
his dad also got some of the rarest hypercars
chiron, divo, jesko, huayra, zonda

[novel valley]

If I'm being realistic

My dream car

[upbeat pike]

ive seen this , its freaking gold

[upbeat pike]

ohhh do you know that car is a huge investment, the price never went down

[viral fern]

@upbeat pike i wish ford would mass produce that body style

without having to cop an econo line myself

[upbeat pike]

or you can order the RT model

[viral fern]

rt model?

[upbeat pike]

which got no traction control

mustang RT

[viral fern]

ahh

[peak mulch]

sounds nice right?

what’s wrong with that vid?

[upbeat pike]

orgasm

[tame nacelle]

gifs do not have audio

[peak mulch]

it’s a brand new car

what’s the rule with new cars?

don’t rev it

[upbeat pike]

fuck it.

XD

[peak mulch]

fr

[narrow viper]

my dream car

[viral fern]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tik4QgvMwd4 another vehicle i wish ford mass produced

[upbeat pike]

HELLA EXPENSIVE, do you see what that russian mr beast did to this car

[west geyser]

Hopefully the patriot is released today/tomorrow

[upbeat pike]

i hope its today

[west geyser]

Is there a possibility that both the Zeno and Patriot are released at the same time?

[peak mulch]

it’s an suv how it sound that good-

oh wait it’s a porsche

[narrow viper]

a christmas miracle

[west geyser]

Lol

[peak mulch]

i love it

[viral fern]

@west geyser my bet is we get the patriot tomorrow and the new s2 and baller since they have xmass liverys

[narrow viper]

[west geyser]

True

[peak mulch]

eh

[shy dust]

Macan > cayenne

[narrow viper]

lol

[upbeat pike]

ITS BAD... dont watch it

[west geyser]

Or we could get them on Christmas Day

[summer jasper]

L car

[peak mulch]

broke cayenne < proper cayenne

[upbeat pike]

rs7 why expensive

[peak mulch]

it’s an audi and it’s an rs

[upbeat pike]

950hp

[peak mulch]

“L car”

[viral fern]

thats possible for Christmas day but snow comes tomorrow so id hope they gave us some time with them with the new xmass liverys

[upbeat pike]

also the one thing i love about newer cars, interior looks like a freakin night club XD

[summer jasper]

bro simping over porsche suv

[pallid portal]

apart from new jubilee

that was upsetting

[peak mulch]

[summer jasper]

the only response he has....

[peak mulch]

just bc u like a car don’t mean u simping for it BAHA

[pallid portal]

jubilee exterior makes up for interior easily though

[peak mulch]

ye

[viral fern]

i hate new cars personally irl anyway. wayyyyyy to many things rely on electronics to function

[peak mulch]

but it doesn’t have the statue on the front of the hood

[pallid portal]

what are your opinions on power steering

[viral fern]

@pallid portal power steering should be done with pumps.

[pallid portal]

what

[narrow viper]

there's 2 TYPES of car meets

[upbeat pike]

LMAO

[peak mulch]

anyone wanna see my macan build in gta?

[narrow viper]

1. unorganised car meets
2. good car meets

[upbeat pike]

oh god HAHAHAHA

dont remind me

[narrow viper]

today im going to go to 1s

[upbeat pike]

r* when

[pallid portal]

if you on pc why you doing glitches

[peak mulch]

lots of carbon

[narrow viper]

K N O W L E D G E

[upbeat pike]

i remember jhon when he first got the rs6

it was beautiful

@narrow viper sign me up,

[summer jasper]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[narrow viper]

i like it

too bad it looks photoshopped

[craggy stream]

We need more lowriders

[upbeat pike]

LMAO

[summer jasper]

imma do it on the coupe

[narrow viper]

emperor lowrider when

[craggy stream]

Franklin really did call out Lamar for that

[upbeat pike]

Well someone is having too much fun

[narrow viper]

context?

[craggy stream]

During the 2nd short trip mission, when Franklin beats lamar at a race he tells him to take that shit back to benny’s and fix it up

[upbeat pike]

sheeeeeesh RGB goes BRRR

[narrow viper]

EMPEROR LOWRIDER CONFIRMED

[pallid portal]

right so I think in the next gta update they should add girlfriends and boyfriends

[upbeat pike]

no............

[pallid portal]

I have taken ideas from other sources

[upbeat pike]

XD

[pallid portal]

the update would be called couple goals

[upbeat pike]

it would be on the M menu

sex appeal

[pallid portal]

update to the strip club to make it fully interactive

[craggy stream]

@pallid portal we already have those, they’re called nemesis

[pallid portal]

idk what that is

[upbeat pike]

i mean u can install MODS for that type of things

look at skyrim

[pallid portal]

where

[craggy stream]

No wait they’re called archenemies

[pallid portal]

sex mod

I want

[upbeat pike]

idk ask sid XD

[pallid portal]

oh yeah

[upbeat pike]

theres a lot bro

[pallid portal]

wait no isn’t it victim

I think my victim I have killed 70 times

[craggy stream]

That’s if you wear the pants in the relationship

[pallid portal]

I’m so confused rn

I’m taking about the stats thing

[upbeat pike]

still sexy

[craggy stream]

When you kill someone 70 times it’s called your a victim, when someone kills you 70 times they’re your archenemy

[upbeat pike]

wait i think theres psycho aswell

when u kill cops

[craggy stream]

Psycho is just killing a lot of people

[upbeat pike]

and women

[craggy stream]

Players, NPC and what not

[upbeat pike]

good thing theres no dogs to be harmed

what a relief

[serene beacon]

is there anything i should change

[viral fern]

the mental state is for killing ppl, npcs barley effect it from what ive seen

[upbeat pike]

noice.

[craggy stream]

I’d ditch the stripes

[upbeat pike]

me 2

[serene beacon]

without strips it’s just plain tan and it looks weird

[viral fern]

the canards on the champion just dont look right

[coarse mason]

get rid of the canards

[regal patrol]

The wheels are an odd choice too

[serene beacon]

matches strips

i’ll remove canards

[upbeat pike]

ive learn my lesson

😄 u , me we are different

[viral fern]

my champion is sexy

[upbeat pike]

but since its gta-vehicles

[coarse mason]

Here's mine

[craggy stream]

I’d say the champion is nice but it’s also the worst car out of this update

[upbeat pike]

the rear end right? its not it

[regal patrol]

I don't have pics of my champion

[pallid portal]

idk I might get it once I get trade price

[upbeat pike]

for 3M

its not worth it

[coarse mason]

it's complete ass for racing

[craggy stream]

It has no customization and it’s slower than the Sultan RS

[coarse mason]

43rd in supers lap time

[pallid portal]

the normal sultan rs? like the bennys one?

Jesus Christ

[craggy stream]

Yeah

It’s a piece of shit

[pallid portal]

yikes

[regal patrol]

Yes
The one in supers
For some reason

[viral fern]

its an armored supercar you expect it to pull 140mph? in gta lol

[pallid portal]

it looks nice I guess

[upbeat pike]

jub jubbb

[craggy stream]

Considering it’s a fucking victor, I’d imagine it to turn on a dime

[pallid portal]

there’s a man I need to introduce you to

@narrow viper potential member

[coarse mason]

for 3 mil I wouldn't expect it to be slower than 42 of the supers we already have lmao

[regal patrol]

We didn't expect it to get gapped by a dodge charger

[craggy stream]

Good because there’s physical no customization

[pallid portal]

yeah you put me right off thanks

[narrow viper]

Hello Sir

[upper tundra]

Hell yeah

[upbeat pike]

i still cant believe the pariah is the fastest of the bunch

[narrow viper]

I've noticed that you're a Jubilee Enjoyer like myself

Would you like to join the Jubilee Club?

[craggy stream]

You should of seen my reaction when I saw the hoods option being one option

[pallid portal]

I would rather not

[upbeat pike]

i was hoping it would be the champion

since the name. and considering its a fuckin victor XD

[willow fog]

buffalo best car dont @ me

[viral fern]

if they hadnt nerfed tuners pariah wouldnt be

[upbeat pike]

Squaddie

[craggy stream]

The patriot is probably the best out of this update

[pallid portal]

spoiler

[viral fern]

i cant wait for patriot

[narrow viper]

i wish the patriot was bigger

[pallid portal]

apparently it’s going to be 1.7

[willow fog]

it doesnt get imani tech i think :sadge:

[pallid portal]

not terrible

[craggy stream]

The patriot somehow has more customization than the fucking squaddie

[craggy stream]

It does

[narrow viper]

@craggy stream can you change the bed of the patriot classic?

[upbeat pike]

TAKE MY MONEY

[true silo]

Why not

[viral fern]

@willow fog yes it does

[pallid portal]

that’s not even much money it’s actually great

[upbeat pike]

ikr

[narrow viper]

i want to make mine like TJ Hummer

[craggy stream]

It comes stock without the bed cover

[viral fern]

1.7 before trade price

[upbeat pike]

remu .. why u gotta ruin the moment

[narrow viper]

can you make it a square

[upbeat pike]

XD

[craggy stream]

Sadly no

[willow fog]

is this story mode?

[true silo]

I hope the wheels are a bit bigger, and the sus higher

[willow fog]

petret

[upbeat pike]

but, exterior wise i think the front lights of the stx is the best from the bunch

[viral fern]

@true silo i bet ppl are gonna lower the suspension as low as possible and think it looks good

[upbeat pike]

look at that eyes

[viral fern]

diety lights are best in update what you on about

[true silo]

Nah, that's decent one. I bet that ppl will put Bennys 6-spoke on that

[upbeat pike]

ok ig, but the stx give the sleeper sense u know

[viral fern]

lol put white walls on a patriot lol

[upbeat pike]

N

[true silo]

Nice one

[upbeat pike]

THANKS

but jubilee sure, most sexiest

[viral fern]

just the auto shop ones do, i wish the vehicle recovery missions for agency did too

[wispy heart]

im not sure but is this a new vehicle or not

[pallid portal]

200 per finale

[true silo]

No

[upbeat pike]

no

[true silo]

That's windsor drop

[upbeat pike]

the name badass tho compared to deity

imagine the name was flying cat

or somethin else

[craggy stream]

Safe to say the rankings for cars goes Patriot Mil Spec > Buffalo STX > Deity > Zeno > Ignus > I-Wagen > Cinquemila > Jubilee > Comet S2 Cabrio > Baller ST > (both bikes) > Granger > Champion

[novel valley]

Flying cow

[upper tundra]

F tier list

[viral fern]

um excuse me i like the champion wayyyyyy more than ignus

[pallid portal]

jubilee way too low

[narrow viper]

Patriot Mil Spec and Jubilee > All

[upbeat pike]

jubiilee way too low

[pallid portal]

I like the buffalo ngl

[craggy stream]

I love the Jubilee but man the customization made me sad with none of the lights working and the engine bay is hooo

[viral fern]

ignus is same damn speed as the champion i think broughy just needs to race it more to get the feel for it lol

[upbeat pike]

mill spec

[narrow viper]

@craggy stream you're banned from the Jubilee Club for INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOUR

[upbeat pike]

the yellow boi up

[craggy stream]

Yeah but the Champion is a lot slower acceleration and worse handling by a long shot

[novel valley]

Zeno > Ignus > S2C > Deity > Cinquemila > Champion > Buffalo STX > Baller ST > Granger > Jubilee > Patriot > Bikes

[pallid portal]

remove cyan role

[viral fern]

@craggy stream ignus oversteers like a bish

[craggy stream]

You can’t put the Granger above the Jubilee and Patriot

[novel valley]

yes i can it has decent interior

[viral fern]

granger will hold like 8 people soo idk

[upbeat pike]

how dare u insult the jub

[narrow viper]

just like your mom

[craggy stream]

But it has a fucking classic granger bullbar

It’s vile

[true silo]

Bruh ....

[upbeat pike]

dont do that

[viral fern]

my mom only had one kid @narrow viper so shes only ever held one person me booya lol

[narrow viper]

looks like something an american would do

[narrow viper]

not in... That sense

[viral fern]

i made it that sense

[upbeat pike]

looks like something you would do, no doubt

[narrow viper]

irl? hell nah

[upbeat pike]

aight bet

[viral fern]

my old truck had a bullbar winch

till i rolled it off a hill

[novel valley]

Except that

[novel valley]

Sure, tell Remu to kick me then

[viral fern]

@novel valley how are your joyrides in the s2 now since nerf?

[craggy stream]

Yeah it has to get some points deducted

[novel valley]

Still good

[upbeat pike]

not u

[viral fern]

it drives so wierd for me now

😦

[craggy stream]

Meanwhile the stronk patriot has all the good shit and more

[novel valley]

I did too kinda but yes ok sure

[viral fern]

i only use keyboard and mouse to drive tho so its always full throttle lol

[amber frigate]

patriot is super rad

photo courtesy of nastywinn3r

[viral fern]

@craggy stream i just hope the window upgrades actually do something for its bulletproofness

[craggy stream]

They kinda do but not really

[upbeat pike]

Looks like a happy meal ad ngl

buy mc nuggies and win the patriot

okay im way too drunk for this, brb

[upper tundra]

Which pic looks better? (They're nearly identical)

[viral fern]

lammmmeeee they should go from 15 ar shots too 30 with how thick that window is

[amber frigate]

it's the toy that comes with the happy meal

[upbeat pike]

right

[narrow viper]

Wheels turned