gta-vehicles

[sonic slate]

yes

[narrow viper]

how long u reckon it will take to get lmao

[obtuse girder]

Wow, ive never seen a safari with those wheels, and they actually fit the car really well, dang

[narrow viper]

like half an hour

[narrow viper]

[sonic slate]

[obtuse girder]

Well its unreleased, you can get it If you know how, i mean hell im on PS4 i reckon its pretty easy to do it on PC

[obtuse girder]

Yeah but i mean i didnt see those on a safari, the ingame safari

[narrow viper]

it's released wdym. It's in my LS car meet

[obtuse girder]

I meant the livery 🗿

[narrow viper]

oh lmao

[sonic slate]

ah yes, i mean, i put those rims on it because the real thing use similar ones

[narrow viper]

how long will it take to get the car

[obtuse girder]

I wonder how offroad dukes would look

[obtuse girder]

About 1-2 hours, 1 If youre good at the races

[obtuse girder]

Nice pfister

[fresh dock]

I love Porsches!!!

[fresh dock]

They’re so cool!

[true silo]

Porsche time?

[latent axle]

They all look the same

[fresh dock]

incompetence

[obtuse girder]

Rockstar yet to add a benny's truck , well that and the emperor as a lowrider

[latent axle]

They should add trucks

As a normal vehicle

That u can customize

[fresh dock]

MTL Dune

race truck

[true silo]

S2

[obtuse girder]

SCoo

[narrow viper]

or those rims really it though?

[obtuse girder]

Indeed

Modern cyberpunk pfister

Not replica

These photos ive posted a bagillion times do it more justice

[narrow viper]

you only need to place top 5 in the races

it's easy

[obtuse girder]

12 times

[narrow viper]

it'll take like 40 mine

mins

[olive bluff]

no it wont ⚽

[narrow viper]

just get like 4 players or sum

[olive bluff]

o

[obtuse girder]

n

[olive bluff]

g

[lusty walrus]

ont?

[obtuse girder]

Why fuck you put a t ?

Ontology ?

🗿

[lusty walrus]

[narrow viper]

Ontario?

[olive bluff]

what was i supposed to say?

ong?

[narrow viper]

Ongoing

[lusty walrus]

Yea

[olive bluff]

ah ight

[obtuse girder]

I dunno but thats the only word that makes sense

[olive bluff]

nah ong

ong.

[lusty walrus]

ong

[obtuse girder]

pong

[olive bluff]

ong

[lusty walrus]

Edit it too ong rn

[olive bluff]

ong

[lusty walrus]

Yes

[olive bluff]

yes

[obtuse girder]

ong but bike

I havent seen someone on a akuma in ages

[novel valley]

new prize ride is the 911? cool

top 5 in street or pursuit

[obtuse girder]

Its the sultan rs classic

[neon rampart]

it has potential

[obtuse girder]

Very generic

[novel valley]

oh

[narrow viper]

the challenge is easy

[narrow viper]

[narrow viper]

[narrow viper]

that's leng

[novel valley]

wdym

[narrow viper]

it looks nice

[olive bluff]

ZAMN😍

[cold palm]

🥶

[narrow viper]

how do you see?

[cerulean sonnet]

🥶 🥶 🥶 🥶 🥶

[cold palm]

luxury

[narrow viper]

sheet beautiful

[cold palm]

ikr

no doors , cabriolet , short hood without bumper

2 million retail

[obtuse girder]

Ehm, having the headlights covered is very unpractical, but since this is GTA, ehm, in very simple words, It doesnt really matter, all it needs to do is look good, and i think thats one point we can both agree on, unless

[cold palm]

no i dont agree

[narrow viper]

compact design too

[narrow viper]

at least get some foglights

[obtuse girder]

🗿

Foglights on a porsche

[narrow viper]

[obtuse girder]

🗿 🗿 🗿

[narrow viper]

cry about it

[obtuse girder]

Indeed

[cold palm]

??

[cold palm]

yup

[obtuse girder]

🗿

[zenith edge]

anyone here got the comet safari?

[novel valley]

oh thanks

[narrow viper]

pimp'

why covered headlights :((

[pure salmon]

Cause why not?

[sonic slate]

[calm thorn]

very generic

[sonic slate]

brave words from someone who havent post a single picture of his collection here

[calm thorn]

but nice

[zenith edge]

awesome. That looks like proper dakkar material thanks.

[calm thorn]

i got banned

[sonic slate]

it is a mix of a few tbh
911 safari
959 dakar
953 dakar

[sonic slate]

i missed the part where thats my problem

[calm thorn]

i cant post photos

[zenith edge]

how does it drive? including offroad, is it worth it?

[calm thorn]

yes

[sonic slate]

4wd sport car
a little bit too high so dont take harsh turns too hard
really soft suspension

[ashen mulch]

tempted to redo this

[zenith edge]

sold. lmao. let's see how this baby goes full tilt in blaine county

[fresh dock]

that build is ugly bruh

i’m talkin bout the S2

[zenith edge]

holy shit this is fun

[narrow viper]

i missed the part of when i actually asked

[narrow viper]

hurr durr I like any and every race made or JDM car

[thorny basalt]

so i just bought the XA-21 and gud lorde

[fresh dock]

@narrow viper tell this man to chill

[narrow viper]

lets c

[fresh dock]

he’s going to mold into something he isn’t

[thorny basalt]

simple bodypart modifications

[narrow viper]

lol, trying to mock you into seeing that simple builds can look nice

[fresh dock]

i cannot be asked to deconstruct a 14 year old because i am better than that

[narrow viper]

gift me a fumo

and not a bootleg

[fresh dock]

ask need

[narrow viper]

15

[fresh dock]

and while you’re at it tell him to tone himself down. Following someone else’s path isn’t the brightest

idk how someone can be 14 and be an absolute muppet

then again they probably seek validation

[narrow viper]

18, legal adult with a job arguing with minors on a chatting app and hating what others do whilst also playing a game and pvping on it

[fresh dock]

send me the fumo you want, i’ll think about it

[narrow viper]

joon

[fresh dock]

—

[narrow viper]

we both have a bit of a résumé eh?

[fresh dock]

send link in dms

[narrow viper]

idk where lol

[fresh dock]

how am i going to buy you something if you don’t even know where it is

[narrow viper]

[fresh dock]

it’s also insanely sad how people resort to low blows when they purposely seek trouble

that’s the probably the “KD of 1.0” effect

[narrow viper]

yes it is

i hate my K/D being 1.99

[somber ridge]

bad

[narrow viper]

[somber ridge]

go kill more people

[fresh dock]

your kd is 1.0

[narrow viper]

K/D of 3.95

[fresh dock]

i have yet to see this from you

asked for this like a week ago and you made up some crappy excuse

[narrow viper]

search for it

[fresh dock]

you do that

[narrow viper]

okay

[fresh dock]

what kind of logic is that?

[narrow viper]

@narrow viper Hewwo! uwu💕

[fresh dock]

i’m being nice enough to buy something

[narrow viper]

hi

[fresh dock]

and you can’t even find it

[narrow viper]

Could you pwease stop and chill?

[thorny basalt]

[narrow viper]

fumos are hard to find for a good price

[narrow viper]

they're all reselling for 150+ USD

[narrow viper]

i found some joon fumos for 10k yen

[fresh dock]

at least i can afford my monthly subscription

“I don’t have PS Plus”

[narrow viper]

[fresh dock]

You should be working rn bozo

[narrow viper]

got 12 months now bozo

stop arguing plz

[fresh dock]

i worked when I was 15 lmao

[narrow viper]

at least i sell tortillas

[narrow viper]

child labor laws for different states exist

[fresh dock]

tortillas

or Pupusas

Pupusas are fire bro

so delicious

[narrow viper]

tortillas de grasa

[true silo]

Mmm

Nice gta-vehicle

[narrow viper]

back to cars

[true silo]

[narrow viper]

i should change the fenders

[somber ridge]

wow wtf

[narrow viper]

its a donk truck

[somber ridge]

!

[true silo]

Still no!

[narrow viper]

why not

[narrow viper]

[true silo]

I just hate it , but well, if you like em

[narrow viper]

why

[true silo]

My brain says NO

[narrow viper]

i say yes

[true silo]

No!

[fresh dock]

those rims would honestly look okay on an ASP

“Three Wheelin” would look nice on a Cheetah Classic

[narrow viper]

i think i have a pic of one

[spice sparrow]

What tires would look good on a classic ruiner

[narrow viper]

not a fan of the rims on the S2, for me they look like a toy

[narrow viper]

closest to stock

my little brother did not just fucking quit san Andreas after the single Big Smoke mission

now he's playing Friday the 13th

can't trust my own family mane

[fresh dock]

Definitive Edition is garbage

[narrow viper]

atleast graphics are lovely now

what game did PS get free?

i forget

omfg nvm

we get III fo free

going to download that rn

[cerulean sonnet]

Wrong chat my b

[fresh dock]

you got prime gaming?

[narrow viper]

damn G

[cerulean sonnet]

Ye

[narrow viper]

maybe

[fresh dock]

sheeeesh

[cerulean sonnet]

It's cap I got others in the lobby to check and it's full price

[soft nimbus]

https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/25ak3481oa1384/grand-theft-auto-the-trilogy-the-definitive-edition-now-available

[narrow viper]

GTA III 4 free

PS Plus hookin me up

SA 4 free on XBOX

[soft nimbus]

pc crack out day one

[velvet wind]

Whats the fastest motorcycle?

[cold palm]

just bought a nightshark

and for some people out there , yes again the banana fetish color

[narrow viper]

What car should i get to practice drifting, like a beginner one

[true silo]

Just change it all as yellow

[cold palm]

idk i like this

[true silo]

[soft nimbus]

sell it right now

[cold palm]

nope

[lament juniper]

What's the fastest car money can buy for free roam and enjoy.

[fresh dock]

toreador

[lament juniper]

Oh. Already have it.

[fresh dock]

try Pariah, Vigil

i don’t drive cars just cuz their fast

[lament juniper]

Best armored vehicle to wipe merryweather ass?

[narrow viper]

ancap apc

[fresh dock]

i drive em cuz of their looks

[fresh dock]

ugly

[spice sparrow]

Ignore the colors i change them after
Side exhaust yes or no?

[cold palm]

ikr

[lament juniper]

I play on intel hd 4600 so look isnt priority

So nightshark or insurgent pickup?

[fresh dock]

Insurgent

I would say nightshark if you play solo and do pvp

[lament juniper]

I'm a friendly

Pvp is a waste of time in this game

[narrow viper]

^

[fresh dock]

indifference , no comment from me

[narrow viper]

i regret all the hours i wasted on pvp

alr i got the car meet car

[true silo]

No

[sonic slate]

are you doing a muscle car or a lowrider?

[narrow viper]

vigilante

[sonic slate]

boring buying a car just because is fast

[lament juniper]

Ya gotta assert my dominance somehow

[candid vale]

is that a hearse

[sonic slate]

hell yeah

[candid vale]

damn bitch tricking out the Hearse

can you buy it or gotta go to the morgue?

[sonic slate]

...

you can only get this one on halloween my dude

[candid vale]

shame that I missed it

I'm gonna do level 2 casino passes till I get the morgue thing again

[sonic slate]

in that case get this, and fuck off

[turbid nimbus]

TRADING GALAXY VEC || [MUST BE A MOTORSPORT CAR] // [THESE CARS ARE MODDED]

[narrow viper]

wrong!

[narrow viper]

please stfu

[sonic slate]

let me guess, those "modded cars" have colored chrome, ugly bennys rims and that silly galaxy paintjob isn't it?

[barren edge]

Any1 have sw

Sw*

[sonic slate]

the hell are you talking about?

[narrow viper]

what the hell is it with people and that khanjali livery anyway huh?

[sonic slate]

idk, coronavirus really fuck up their taste it seems

[true silo]

[narrow viper]

says a lot in such little words

What's a good car for drifting except s2

[true silo]

S2 is not a good drifter

Banshee900R , basic

[narrow viper]

futo GTX, Banshee, RX-7, Previon () and the celica

although ugly the ASP is good at drifting and i can admit it

[true silo]

Celica drift

[narrow viper]

yes it actually drifts smoothly

[sonic slate]

the asp is a pretty good choice

[slow sleet]

ItS cALlEd PoWEr SliDInG

[narrow viper]

the mods are really good on that woah

[slow sleet]

I hate muscle cars, cuz when i wanna bust a quick u turn, i rev up and swing it around, them mfs STAY going into the air tryna eat civilians

[true silo]

Drift remus

[sonic slate]

then drive the asp or the gtt, they dont have that problem

[true silo]

GTT

[sonic slate]

or the gtx too lol

[slow sleet]

Meh, ill just stick to my benz, or ill get the gtt, my homie has the asp already, i hate copying

[low edge]

whats the fastest car rn without the tuners upsate

[sonic slate]

if you like the asp buy it lol

[narrow viper]

I don't know which car to decide on

I need to get a car to practice drifting

So many different options

[slow sleet]

190z a cool drift car, for me at least its fun

[narrow viper]

bad silvias bad!

[low edge]

whats a good supercar?

idk what to buy

someone help me

[narrow viper]

that would be your mom!

https://tenor.com/view/rwj-ray-william-johnson-fatty-spins-doing-your-mom-doin-your-mom-gif-15120986

[sonic slate]

get a futo gtx or a slammed rt3000

[buoyant geyser]

Finally new pics

[sonic slate]

?

[thorny basalt]

whats the Previon based off again?

[sonic slate]

toyota soarer, specially the one with the v8

[thorny basalt]

oh

gud cosmetics?

[fresh dock]

imagine being 15

[sonic slate]

kinda sucks in that area, looks pretty great stock tho

[fresh dock]

and not having a learning permit

[thorny basalt]

street sleeper it is

[sonic slate]

kinda ass in the performance area too, top car of the coupe class however

[thorny basalt]

nani its a coupe?

[sonic slate]

the real thing is a coupe too, R* got it right this time

[thorny basalt]

but what about in terms of racing in it's class?

[sonic slate]

top tier coupe

bad in tunners, but better than the hkr

bruh, why you want that @stone aspen?

[thorny basalt]

technicals and straights? alrighty

[narrow viper]

license?

[lusty walrus]

Can’t have a learning permit at 15

[fresh dock]

but you can ._.

[lusty walrus]

Not here ._.

[thorny basalt]

different countries different permits

[lusty walrus]

It’s 16 here

[sharp cipher]

aight what vehicle do i buy

give me car names people

[thorny basalt]

murica?

[narrow viper]

sesto elemento

[lusty walrus]

Aus

[narrow viper]

Chino

[thorny basalt]

KPGC10 Skyline Pickup

[thorny basalt]

ayyyy ozzy

[lusty walrus]

Yessir

[narrow viper]

toros

GTO

Schlagen GT

Tempesta

Reaper

[sharp cipher]

i have that irl

[sharp cipher]

aight let me check it out

[narrow viper]

the Tempesta, Reaper and Toros can be edited made into one and with some hopeful inspiration you can re-create the lambo line

[narrow viper]

/zentorno

[sharp cipher]

i don't like how it looks

[narrow viper]

fuck it, recreate Lambo line then

[sharp cipher]

i need this

smh when will rockstar add it

[latent axle]

Tf is this

[thorny basalt]

i'd rather get the Vincent

[sharp cipher]

the honda F150 mk2 supra yaris rio

[unreal comet]

What does the new podium car look like

[latent axle]

Drag space shuttle

[sharp cipher]

isn't it a casco?

[unreal comet]

Nope

It changed today

[sharp cipher]

oh

let me fly to the casino and check ig

[untold sphinx]

its the pfister neon. the 4 door porsche

[wheat tree]

Gta news says neon

[unreal comet]

Oh

[unreal comet]

Welp time to get a rid of my 80k car and all

[untold sphinx]

honestly electric but love it

4wd electric, fast on straights, needs a wide corner but fast enough

[sharp cipher]

there's a 4 door porsche?

didn't know rockstar added that

[unreal comet]

So now I’ll own now 5 podium cars

[untold sphinx]

@sharp cipher

[sharp cipher]

yeah i saw it

how much is it

buying the banshee rn

[untold sphinx]

dont

i bough it, never used it

[sharp cipher]

bro i buy cars

just to have them

i own all tuners cars but only drive like 5 of them

[unreal comet]

I bought a low rider and spent it to actually be a low rider and very used it

[untold sphinx]

auto shop + night club full

[untold sphinx]

lowriders are also seen around. idm those

[thorny basalt]

105k

[sharp cipher]

autoshop + office + arcade full

[sharp cipher]

i wish the livery was for the 900F

[thorny basalt]

ikr

[cerulean delta]

Anyone wanna cruise

Car meet?

[sharp cipher]

ez returning player bonus

[thorny basalt]

[untold sphinx]

doesnt matter in long run.

[sharp cipher]

still that's 105k saved

like 9 refills of my mk2 sniper explosive ammo

[untold sphinx]

rest wasted on upgrades. banshee sucks

collection okay

but still meh

[sharp cipher]

i said collection

i don't care about performance

[thorny basalt]

oh

you know the Beater Dukes right?

[sharp cipher]

yes

the damaged one

was planning to buy it

[fresh dock]

kiwis are so cute

[thorny basalt]

so i noticed

[latent axle]

Dont

[thorny basalt]

Previon is Karin but got Annis Logoed Intercoolers?

[sharp cipher]

why not

i like rusty fucked up cars

[thorny basalt]

i gave mine the exposed twin turbo build

[cold palm]

wwtf

[sharp cipher]

twin turbo build??

[thorny basalt]

yes

[sharp cipher]

🤤

[thorny basalt]

[sharp cipher]

i wonder if there are twin-charged cars in gta online

[thorny basalt]

like the Delta S4 Group B?

[sharp cipher]

i would instantly buy them

twin charged as in supercharger and a turbo

[latent axle]

Which one looks more like 1970 ford f100?
Vapid riata
Or
Yosemite rancher?

[sharp cipher]

WAIT

[thorny basalt]

Yosemite Rancher

[sharp cipher]

the delta S4 group b is twin charged?

[thorny basalt]

yes

Turbo and Super

[regal patrol]

Yes

[sharp cipher]

what

holy shit

[thorny basalt]

and the fuel tank is directly under the driver and co driver

so

[regal patrol]

As far as the FIA knew it wasn't

[sharp cipher]

weren't group b cars banned

or something

[regal patrol]

Group B was suspended indefinitely

[thorny basalt]

they were banned after Toyvonen

[sharp cipher]

yes, banned

Toivonen*

[regal patrol]

Ironically the crash that caused it invloved a Delta

[thorny basalt]

mhmm

[sharp cipher]

how did the crash happen

[thorny basalt]

well you know

fall off a cliff

[regal patrol]

The driver drove off a cliff and exploded

[thorny basalt]

yep that

[sharp cipher]

wow he should have landed the car on its wheels

so it wouldn't explode

[thorny basalt]

[sharp cipher]

smh amateur mistake

[regal patrol]

Probably did land on the wheels too

[sharp cipher]

i guess his driving skill wasn't good enough to flip the car mid-air

[thorny basalt]

dont forget there were trees

[sharp cipher]

#teamtrees

[regal patrol]

It's just the fact that the only thing between the gas tank and the ground was a little skid plate

[sharp cipher]

nah bro i blame the iranian government

for the crash

[regal patrol]

By the time they got to the crash site there was nothing left but a molten Jungle gym

[sharp cipher]

didn't the crash cause a mini forest fire

[thorny basalt]

perhaps

[sharp cipher]

successful landing

[regal patrol]

Why

[sharp cipher]

they did it

[regal patrol]

How

[sharp cipher]

that's what they want you to think

that they weren't connected to the incident in anyway shape or form

[regal patrol]

Corsica is French

[sharp cipher]

nah bro

that doesn't matter

the iranian government somehow made him crash

subliminal messaging!

[regal patrol]

Salty Italian spotted

[sharp cipher]

i'm not italian dw

[thorny basalt]

guess im giving the Pevrion the sleeper treatment

[fresh dock]

garbage jet

[cold palm]

@regal patrol

[sharp cipher]

your mother.

[narrow viper]

previon will never be that good

soarer overrated

[thorny basalt]

[narrow viper]

go marry the S2K

[thorny basalt]

that i will

but im buying this for coupe races in mind

[narrow viper]

coupe races get the Jugular

[thorny basalt]

[narrow viper]

or the V-STR

[thorny basalt]

those sports

[narrow viper]

Jugular aint

or is it?

i forget

[sharp cipher]

what's this car called again

[thorny basalt]

they are

[thorny basalt]

Fiat 500

[sharp cipher]

no gta 5 name

i know it's a fiat 500 silly

[narrow viper]

uhh

[thorny basalt]

Grotti something italian

[narrow viper]

no

issi classic

[weak swallow]

Look on las Santos autos

In app

It's a 2 seat

[thorny basalt]

Brioso 300

[weak swallow]

One of most expensive

[thorny basalt]

but i cant remember that car's gta name

[sharp cipher]

aight BET

i'll check it after i escape

[thorny basalt]

so I always call it the Fiat 500

[narrow viper]

issi classic my friend

[wheat tree]

The issi is the mini

[regal patrol]

Jugular and V-STR are both sports

[sharp cipher]

issi bad

[regal patrol]

That's a Mini Cooper

[narrow viper]

mini

[sharp cipher]

i don't want a lame mini cooper

i want an AUSTIN cooper

[narrow viper]

yes but bumper look fiat

• lights

[wheat tree]

Yes mini lol

[sharp cipher]

there's a sale on the T20

buying it just because it was the fastest car on ps3

[cold palm]

HOW MUCH IS IT NOW

[narrow viper]

ohh its the grotti brioso

[regal patrol]

#gta-news

[regal patrol]

What

[sharp cipher]

wdym it's called T20

[narrow viper]

mf talkin bout rubios car

[cold palm]

check the message i replied on

[regal patrol]

What about it

[cold palm]

v str

:)

[regal patrol]

I can see that

[fresh dock]

stanced jugular ain’t too bad

[narrow viper]

he is no longer the V-STR enthusiast

be is the gta-vehicle Council

[fresh dock]

poor

imagine not buying at full price

[regal patrol]

Only because both titles wouldn't fit

[sharp cipher]

i did buy it 50 times on ps3

because i happened to get 2.1 billion dollars refunded by rockstar for buying a buffalo

[narrow viper]

fat L, I used to dupe zentornos on PS3

[fresh dock]

gee, i wonder how

[sharp cipher]

damn

nah bro i got that money legit

rockstar refunded it to me

100% legit bro

[fresh dock]

RIP last gen

[sharp cipher]

ps3 has no modders at all

[narrow viper]

fat fucking lie

[fresh dock]

hold my lzzz

[sharp cipher]

rip hydra landing gear

[fresh dock]

the hydra is so ugly

[sharp cipher]

gta sa hydra looked way better

[fresh dock]

okay now that’s cool

[cold palm]

ay what

[fresh dock]

I didn’t mean like that but alright

i just rip on the Hydra because of the people that use it and praise it

ass at pvp to begin with

[sonic slate]

ah

[fresh dock]

lazer supremacy

[sonic slate]

yeah, is a free kill if you are using a sniper, especially with explosive rounds

[sharp cipher]

i'm so good at hydra pvp i prefer it over the mk2

[sharp cipher]

yes unless somebody does that

[sonic slate]

[fresh dock]

idk how many times i need to keep showing you this

[sonic slate]

again with that shit huh?

[fresh dock]

if it’s the right pilot, you’re not going to do shit

[sharp cipher]

no please it scares me

i hit a guy on a mk2 with an explosive mk2 sniper

[sonic slate]

if that happens i just get a nightshark and dip out

[fresh dock]

i can literally see where you’ll spawn

[sharp cipher]

and he fell off his bike

[fresh dock]

before you even spawn in

[fresh dock]

—

[sharp cipher]

nightshark can still get shredded by a hydra

the explosive cannon is so op

[sonic slate]

if you stay in a single place yeah

[sharp cipher]

also the moc truck is better than nightsharks

[sharp cipher]

good pilots exist

[fresh dock]

rarely does anyone ever get out of that trap

ewo’ing may not save you

most kd warriors dip

[sharp cipher]

passive mode op

[sonic slate]

ah yes i can escape that

just left the session

[fresh dock]

cuz it’s basically a check mate

[sharp cipher]

why do people even care about K/D

[regal patrol]

It's also massive and not agile

[fresh dock]

i don’t

[sharp cipher]

i only got 1.7 😭

i don't pick on innocent players so ig that's why it's low

[fresh dock]

i just have it on my name so i can argue with dumbasses in #gta-online

[sharp cipher]

very agile wdym

[fresh dock]

it’s hilarious how they say they don’t care about kd

[sharp cipher]

bro the moc truck is SOOO fast if maxed

[fresh dock]

yet they care enough to point out mine

and write a whole essay

[regal patrol]

Not as agile as the nightshark

[sonic slate]

is a way to try to say they have a big dick

when in reality the barnacles have bigger ones than them

[ashen mulch]

Barnacles have bigger peens than everybody in relation to body size

[sharp cipher]

a kid yelled "1 shoot 1 noob" at me because i ruined his kd

[sharp cipher]

lol skill issue

[fresh dock]

nightshark is garbage

[sonic slate]

handbrake really helps with that

[regal patrol]

True

Helps with the vigilante too

[latent axle]

I have 0.80 kd and still beat most of kd warriors

[sharp cipher]

time to start modding

[latent axle]

Cool

[sharp cipher]

wait wtf i also got a banshee where is it

[sonic slate]

also, i like to try the rc bandito/toy tank when they get in that jet if i run out of Explosive shots

[sonic slate]

you didn't had a gauntlet classic already?

[sharp cipher]

was planning to buy it since i started playing gta online

but was too broke and now i remembered to

idw make it a custom it looks so good like this

[latent axle]

They should add serious aa vehicle
Cuz we have 2 already and none of them can beat hydra or lazer

[sonic slate]

nah, i just got confused because i thougt you already had one

[sonic slate]

just use a heavy sniper mk2 with explosive rounds

[latent axle]

Its not that easy

Firstly i have to get it

And it takes some time

[sharp cipher]

if i make it a custom does it retain the original look

[regal patrol]

It puts a nose cone on

[sharp cipher]

can't remove it?

[regal patrol]

Nope

[sharp cipher]

so i can either make it a daytona racey boi or keep it like this

i'm keeping it like this fuck it

[upper tundra]

Barnacle boy packing

[latent axle]

Yeah i hate that u cant remove the nose

[sonic slate]

nope, i dont really mind tho

[ashen mulch]

For real ⚔️

[sonic slate]

at least get the mk2 version of it @latent axle, rn is on discount

[sharp cipher]

i think i just got a boner

[latent axle]

They should add this bad boy from bf4

Would be so slow but have regular annihilator miniguns

With buffed range

[sonic slate]

lasers and mk2 will fucking anihilate it

[latent axle]

And standard homing rockets

[fresh dock]

ugly

[latent axle]

It wouldnt explode on 1 shot like chernobog

[sonic slate]

sad the rear tires cant be made bigger

[narrow viper]

boner alert

[upper tundra]

😩

[sonic slate]

the chernobog is hot garbage, anyone doing circles on their jets will be fine

[latent axle]

Thats why they should add aa vehicle that can do something

Or buff chernobog

[narrow viper]

what is it with you and not knowing if cars are good or bad

blessing or a curse

[latent axle]

What

[narrow viper]

vehicles really

[upper tundra]

The virgin "stats matter" player vs the chad "I think it looks cool" gamer

[sonic slate]

tbh no, is a irl tactic going faster than the missile or just spining around, is a good trick too

[narrow viper]

mf said buff chernobog in a serious manner

[latent axle]

Yes

Cuz chernobog is ass

And it cant defeat a jet

[narrow viper]

and it will forever be ass

[sharp cipher]

i love when eurobeat plays on my self radio

[regal patrol]

Most modern missiles don't care what you're doing, it's very difficult to dodge them without countermeasures

[latent axle]

Thats why they should buff them

[sharp cipher]

idk what i went for here

[fresh dock]

your cars are ugly lol

[narrow viper]

if they'll still be ass why care at all

[sonic slate]

ah yes, looks like R* got it right this time too

[latent axle]

Its gta, we have flying bikes with homing rockets, they should add something to counter them

And jets too

[sonic slate]

...

this is awful

[sharp cipher]

gosh instantly realizing how ugly it looks after all that work

wait hold on let me fix it

[upper tundra]

Good save

[sharp cipher]

trial and error my boy

[latent axle]

Change the colour to matte dark red and chane white roof to black

[narrow viper]

lightning mcqueen with alexander mcqueen

[sharp cipher]

making a decent car takes many attempts

[narrow viper]

matte

[sharp cipher]

let me try that ig

[narrow viper]

holy shit never rate or talk about cars

[narrow viper]

no

don't ever listen to that mf

and it comes from me

the guy with a jokingly taste

[fresh dock]

and don’t listen to this mf

[sharp cipher]

alright let me do it on my own it's my car anyways

[latent axle]

Matte colour will fit that livery

[narrow viper]

matte never goes with anything

no it doesn't

your dumb asf

[latent axle]

I always use matte

[narrow viper]

https://tenor.com/view/you-just-need-to-shut-the-fuck-up-stfu-shut-the-fuck-up-shut-up-quiet-gif-11002901

[sonic slate]

maybe, maybe not

[fresh dock]

💯

[latent axle]

Maybe not always

But very often

[sonic slate]

now thats awful too

[narrow viper]

https://tenor.com/view/beastars-jack-dog-jack-beatars-legoshi-no-bitches-gif-23126381

[fresh dock]

don’t paint your ferrari cream unless it’s a modern

cuz on classics that shit is ugly

[latent axle]

Bruh

[narrow viper]

huh? couldn't hear ya

[clever quiver]

Addistion

Hey

Ey

[sharp cipher]

it looks even worse now

[clever quiver]

I got the asp

[sharp cipher]

ayo good for you

[narrow viper]

remove that damn sunstrip

[clever quiver]

Its actually insane

[sharp cipher]

didn't notice it

i got a full roof kit that's why i thought it only added louvers or whatever

[sonic slate]

i do like matte paint, but rarely because most of the time is awful (and i use the pearl glitch on it)

[clever quiver]

Thank u for suggesting me asp

[sharp cipher]

np

what color do i get for my gauntlet bruh

[sharp cipher]

actually i'll go for a livery

[clever quiver]

Yes

[narrow viper]

https://tenor.com/view/niye-abone-olmuyorsunuz-videolarima-like-gif-17683587

[sonic slate]

first of all @sharp cipher, what do you want to do?

[narrow viper]

looks like hot chili shit

[sharp cipher]

i want some kind of badass night build

so i'll go all black

[latent axle]

What color is that?

[narrow viper]

matte black and red with that bumper, and a ducktail

[upper tundra]

I disagree

[narrow viper]

ok ill give you suggestions

any dark color

[sharp cipher]

it needs to be perfect for listening to nightcall and driving at night

racist, got it

[upper tundra]

😳 😳

[narrow viper]

yes ok

[sharp cipher]

i honestly don't know lmao

[narrow viper]

umh

[narrow viper]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-nyn-communism-nazrin-gif-22747633

[latent axle]

But is it crew color?

[narrow viper]

it needs communism colors

[lusty walrus]

Melted ice cream

[regal patrol]

I disagree

[sonic slate]

look irl cars dude, best source of inspiration

[upper tundra]

Need with the goth waifu pfp

[upper tundra]

Drip

[narrow viper]

its raven from teen titans

[upper tundra]

That's the growler right?

[regal patrol]

Correct

[narrow viper]

[upper tundra]

Correct

[sharp cipher]

i gotta turn my reflection quality up jeez

[upper tundra]

Might get one

[sharp cipher]

beautiful

let me change the grille

[narrow viper]

nope

[sharp cipher]

and remove the stripes

[narrow viper]

stripes are ok

go for dark green

keep the stripes

[latent axle]

Use matte dark red, nokota livery, black roof, and that big spoiler

[fresh dock]

so generic

and boring

[upper tundra]

Irl cars are a good inspiration, leads to good builds (and low quality snapmatic pics )😼

[regal patrol]

Front track width on the GTT

[upper tundra]

What

[sharp cipher]

VRM

[sharp cipher]

that's weird

[regal patrol]

The front wheels stick out so much more then the back wheels on the GTT

[sharp cipher]

you weirdo

[upper tundra]

Oh

[sharp cipher]

i wanna try high-end rims hangon

[upper tundra]

Yeah they do actually

[regal patrol]

It bugs the fuck out of me

[sonic slate]

reality is the best form of of inspiration

[latent axle]

Im gonna paint my hellfire in chrome and theres nothing u cant do about it

[upper tundra]

I didnt notice and and will continue to ignore

[sharp cipher]

[dreamy mortar]

Should I buy a subaru wrx

[lusty walrus]

You better not

[regal patrol]

I wish I could ignore that

[latent axle]

I will

[lusty walrus]

[sonic slate]

try me bitch

[lusty walrus]

Pretty

[sharp cipher]

i'm ok with the gauntlet now

[sonic slate]

show it

[sharp cipher]

why is it so shiny

[upper tundra]

At least it's not the og dominator fitment

[lusty walrus]

Are you using classic black?

[regal patrol]

Hmm?

[upper tundra]

Beater dukes also has wacky fitment

[sharp cipher]

the wheel clips through the fender

[lusty walrus]

Bruh

[sharp cipher]

dark green metallic

i'm personally okay with the car even though it looks ugly

[lusty walrus]

I’m colourblind sorry-

[sharp cipher]

not okay with this

[upper tundra]

I'm pretty sure to og dom has similar fitment with the front wheels being farther to the sides than the back

[sharp cipher]

i got an og dom 😎

[sonic slate]

dude, the real thing also have that, i dont care about it

[upper tundra]

Might commit wick car

[soft nimbus]

[sharp cipher]

hot

[upper tundra]

Exactly

Grey gtt

[sonic slate]

Cooler Daniel

[upper tundra]

Can you remove the skull or is it permanent

[sharp cipher]

mad max 👀

[sonic slate]

nope

[upper tundra]

Sadge

[sonic slate]

nope, is more that anything reference to the death race mustang

[sharp cipher]

oh the black one with red stripes

and a huge ass ram

i love that

[sonic slate]

the car didn't had a ram....

[upper tundra]

Drip

Was it a movie prop?

[sharp cipher]

oh it's on the rear

also i call the metal sheet on the rear a ram so shush

[sonic slate]

thats a shield dude

[sharp cipher]

english ain't my first language dude

i no speak english bro

[narrow viper]

it was a real roush mustang

[sonic slate]

a ram is to, well, RAM

[sharp cipher]

i english not

[upper tundra]

What's real roush

[sharp cipher]

well you can ram things with that shield

[upper tundra]

Or just spelling error

[sonic slate]

same, i am a latin american so

[sharp cipher]

1 shoot 1 noob

[narrow viper]

its like the shelby gt500 before the gt500

(not the og gt500)

[regal patrol]

Roush is a performance brand

They mostly supercharge mustangs and F150s

[regal patrol]

It looks more drastic in GTA

[narrow viper]

just because the real thing has it doesn't mean it looks good

probably one of the worst characteristics of the 302

[sharp cipher]

scary banshee

it looks disgusted in me

[regal patrol]

I never noticed it before, even after seeing it tons and tons of times

I look at the GTT one time and I notice it

[sonic slate]

i blatantly dont care at all

[sharp cipher]

how many times did you send that gtt

[sonic slate]

not enough

[cold palm]

is deluxo a copy of a lamborghini jalpa

[sharp cipher]

bro its a delorean

[fresh dock]

sexy

[narrow viper]

yeah 100%

[cold palm]

it seems like one

[fresh dock]

me like

[regal patrol]

Can't tell if you're joking or just dumb

[cold palm]

both a little :D

[sharp cipher]

gta online pc experience

[cold palm]

OH WAIT

[sharp cipher]

i literally just tabbed out

[cold palm]

is it a copy of delorean DMC

[narrow viper]

so many rx7's to choose from

[sonic slate]

dude what?

[sharp cipher]

this dude made enough copies of my banshee to supply the entire state of L.S

[upper tundra]

Oh

[cold palm]

eh it looks similiar to the dmc

[regal patrol]

Every 80s sports car looked similar

[sonic slate]

because IT IS a carbon copy of the delorean duh

[regal patrol]

Not a carbon copy

[cold palm]

this is the jalpa im talking about the 1981

[upper tundra]

Aluminum copy

[sharp cipher]

jalpa ugly

[sonic slate]

carbon paper dont copy perfectly everything you know?

[cold palm]

then vagner would be the caparo t1

[narrow viper]

the jalpa is like a ferrari 308 gts from the front and a lamborghini urraco in its silhouette

[sharp cipher]

LOL i love making fun of ego boosted modders

[cold palm]

yeah

[sharp cipher]

well there goes 2k insurance for my banshee

[sonic slate]

if you where talking about the viseris, i would understand, but not dude

[regal patrol]

The jalpa is a lot like a jalpa from most angles

[narrow viper]

bold statement, looks more like a jalpa to me

[sharp cipher]

do i make my specter a custom or keep it stock

[steady chasm]

and then you suddenly explode 😂😂

[sharp cipher]

he crashed me lmao

[sonic slate]

custom, the tires become so fucking thicc, worth it

[sharp cipher]

how thicc

[cold palm]

can u not custom a zentorno

[regal patrol]

No?

[sharp cipher]

what car makes it obvious that there's something inside me that's hard to explain

[cold palm]

like i tought

[sharp cipher]

that's a nightcall reference

[upper tundra]

Damn the specter kinda hawt

Had to google it

[sharp cipher]

i can't join online anymore wtf

[steady chasm]

i wish i could get a refund for gta on steam, they basically told me “fuck you no”

now i only play gta on ps4

[sonic slate]

enough to crush a 7yo child flat easily

[sharp cipher]

why do you want a refund tho

[sharp cipher]

eh ain't impressive until it's thiccer than my ex

but it's thicc enoug for me to buy it

[sonic slate]

sorry dude, they are not bigger than honey boo boo

[sharp cipher]

bro she could kill a 20 year old with all that cake

how can people like that walk

[upper tundra]

Warrener hkr wheels could do that

[upper tundra]

Ain't she like 10

[cold palm]

comet s2 looks like a 911 alot

[upper tundra]

Every porsche is identical idc

[cold palm]

jk it is 911

[upper tundra]

Comet retro custom = growler = safari

Gg

[sharp cipher]

bro i bought a growler instead of an s2 because they look the same

[upper tundra]

Mfw

Growler is like 8% longer smh

[narrow viper]

from the 997 onwards, porsches changed very little

actually scratch that

they've barely changed in 5 decades

[cold palm]

altough the coil cyclone doesnt represent a tesla like they usually do instead , its actually a rimac concept one

zentorno is a sesto elemento

[sharp cipher]

online just died lmao

just as i was gonna get a specter custom

[cold palm]

every session i join has 5 players

[sterile ore]

whats the fastest car? is it still the calico?

[cold palm]

comet s2

[sterile ore]

how much does it cost?

[upper tundra]

A few mil

[cold palm]

1.8 mil or something

[narrow viper]

regina + low grips + lowered + smashed sideways into a wall + kicked in rear wheels

[sterile ore]

alr time to cop

i have 10m to spare so

might as well

[upper tundra]

I regina more like v

Va

[narrow viper]

that would be the vagner

[bold tapir]

do you guys know any jdms (japanese drift machine) in gta online?

[steady chasm]

i like the console version way more, so basically i had to pay for the same thing what? 3 times? twice on console and once on pc

[sonic slate]

[narrow viper]

i don't like the idea of an "every-man porsche"

it ruins the exclusivity of owning a porsche in the first place

[sonic slate]

dude, the 944 is not a every man porsche lol

[cold palm]

lmao

[regal patrol]

Then you'll be glad to know that apparently a base 911 costs 97,000 USD

[narrow viper]

wdym, it was one of the most affordable porsches alongside the 924 when it debuted

[upper tundra]

Miata 911

[sharp cipher]

console bad

[upper tundra]

😼

[narrow viper]

fc 911

[steady chasm]

ok

[sharp cipher]

that's a civic supra dumbass

[upper tundra]

Popup lights = miata

Porsche = 911

Gg ez

Futo is a hatchback miata

[sonic slate]

huh, looks like someone dont want a cheap, fucking cool porsche as a daily driver lol

[steady chasm]

hotel = trivago

[upper tundra]

[narrow viper]

nah i don't

because a stock 2005 mondeo would probably be quicker

[regal patrol]

I'd prefer something a bit bigger