gta-vehicles

[sharp cipher]

not 1:1

[cold palm]

damn gotta love the mustangs

[narrow viper]

Not replica, the car is 1 of 1

Hm kinda

[sharp cipher]

better comparison

[narrow viper]

The jakeys lager on the escort is based on something else I'm pretty sure

[sullen obsidian]

I'm sure there is a couple different influences, the eskort is a martini one

[cold palm]

what are ur guys toughts on the bf400

[sharp cipher]

that looks so good yet so bad at the same time

never seen a rally escort

[fresh dock]

oh god this pretender is back

[pastel venture]

gay ass

[sharp cipher]

shut up and race me

[soft nimbus]

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Naice panto

[sullen obsidian]

Sheesh

[cold palm]

fuck yeah

thats what humanity needed

[soft nimbus]

[cold palm]

a giant ass gt wing smart with dual exhausts

[narrow viper]

i bet your mother fed you

[narrow viper]

its my birthday cake

[soft nimbus]

How old

[sharp cipher]

miwk

[narrow viper]

1 and 5

[soft nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-birthday-bday-birthday-happy-bday-blow-kiss-gif-10682566

[sharp cipher]

my man you'll be able to drive in a year in some countries

happy bday

[soft nimbus]

Heppy birthday

Be a good boi

[cold palm]

1+5=6

[soft nimbus]

Good words. No bird words

[sharp cipher]

he said 1 and 5 not 1 + 5 tho

[lusty walrus]

CAKE

[cold palm]

isnt and = +

[sharp cipher]

i need to feed some cake to my diabetic friend

[cold palm]

bet

[sharp cipher]

ez kill

[soft nimbus]

Got some twains for u in #other-games

[lusty walrus]

You do that

[lusty walrus]

Yayyyyy

[pallid portal]

on my way

[sonic slate]

you cant you fool

[soft nimbus]

They is nothing called kawaii

[sonic slate]

because is a mod

[soft nimbus]

[sonic slate]

not yet

also, the rear lights are awful

[maiden badger]

@narrow viper happy birthday little bitch

:)

[pallid portal]

its bunda bare asf

what

society

[maiden badger]

[regal patrol]

It's a Miata

[soft nimbus]

@narrow viper the hell is this name

No

Both are males

[narrow viper]

ok and

[soft nimbus]

Iamma head out

[narrow viper]

gay marriage is legal in argentina

[soft nimbus]

Oh so u arg

Noice noice

[round tusk]

knowing rockstar, their lore miata would look exactly the same just with rx7 taillights

[fresh dock]

i bought my own Komeji Satori fumo

[summer jasper]

good

[robust perch]

should i buy b-11 or hydra

[upper tundra]

Buy a fortnite skin

I thought that said bussy

[olive bluff]

🤮

[olive bluff]

lmfao same

[opaque needle]

buy an oppressor Mk1
its fun, quick, and its a fucking motor bike with a rocket booster and wings

[final parcel]

b-11

[pallid portal]

It’s shit though

[pallid portal]

hydra is good while on sale but it essentially a worse lazer
b11 is if you like dogfighting

[pearl panther]

What flares for the Hunter?

[upper tundra]

Good

@narrow viper what's the pride flag in your about me

I'm glad we make you feel comfortable enough to come out

[near meadow]

why is my miata sad

help

[wide spear]

ok i will

[lusty walrus]

Glad you came out the closet man

[wide spear]

^

[upper tundra]

If you say so 😼

[wide spear]

this man actually deleted

too funny

[pallid portal]

bozo

Commit to being gay

[wide spear]

rip bozo?

https://tenor.com/bxnEQ.gif

[pallid portal]

lmao

[wide spear]

guys this goes so hard

[pallid portal]

lung cancer

[wide spear]

feel free to screenshot

[fresh dock]

Free Sosa

he a demon

[upper tundra]

Haw haw haw

[narrow viper]

Me after killing that level 10 who just jumped into the session spawning next to me

[narrow viper]

SEND CAR PICS

😏😏😏

[wide spear]

send pics

😈

[narrow viper]

😳😳😳

[lunar jay]

@wide spear

[tawdry acorn]

I have 3.5 mill and I want to get a fast sports car what should I get

[regal patrol]

[pseudo garden]

what car is this?

[lunar jay]

A car type car

[regal patrol]

I think it's a mod

[pseudo garden]

no shit sherlock

[pseudo garden]

wanna be more specific

[lunar jay]

Mod car some Chevy

[pseudo garden]

i hope not

[pseudo garden]

https://tenor.com/view/fozzy-fuck-bar-i-fucked-up-facepalm-gif-4950549

ty

[narrow viper]

I’m still debating on buying an auto shop

[wide spear]

do it

100%

full send

[strange ember]

hey

[wide spear]

no

[strange ember]

Anyone can help me?

[simple gorge]

@strange ember, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-pc｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-pc｜doomsday-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @wide spear

[strange ember]

If anyone wanna help me, i'm here, i have a problem with gta v sound

[wide spear]

thats more #gta-tech-support

[narrow viper]

sucks to suck baby

[strange ember]

?

[narrow viper]

[strange ember]

Can you solve my problem?

[nova pumice]

ask for help in #gta-tech-support

[strange ember]

Already do

[nova pumice]

that's where there's the ppl who can help you

[pallid portal]

skill issue

[strange ember]

no one respond

[pallid portal]

I’m feeling like an absolute menace I’m very sad

I watched the demon slayer movie

[strange ember]

Can you try to help me?

Come on, anyone

[pallid portal]

No

Shut up and work it out yourself

[strange ember]

..

[opaque needle]

ouch

[narrow viper]

Sigma

[strange ember]

Nice community.

[pallid portal]

how’s the sound

@strange ember next time don’t spam in gta VEHICLES about your sound issues

[strange ember]

I'm new here, so keep calm yourself.

[pallid portal]

Alright bossman

[strange ember]

No one direspected you.

[pallid portal]

I’m never calm

[strange ember]

I see.

[pallid portal]

popping off

I’m going to rustle your jimmies

[nova pumice]

you know theyre serious when they rockin da fumo pfp

[opaque needle]

what the fuck are jimmies 💀

[pallid portal]

don’t even know what it is

[magic solar]

Hydra or lazer

[pallid portal]

Just thought it was funny and showed how much of a threat I was

[pallid portal]

just made it up

[magic solar]

Hydra is better

[pallid portal]

lazer but hydra if you want to save money as it’s on discount

[magic solar]

I already have it

[pallid portal]

Why you asking then

lmao you the same guy reaction spamming from yesterday?

[magic solar]

I’m just asking which do u like

Wdym

[pallid portal]

Lazer personally

[magic solar]

Nice

[pallid portal]

Thought you were someone spamming emojis under people’s messages yesterday

I got muted for 6 hours for doing that once

Society

[magic solar]

Idk

Depends what we’re talking about

[pallid portal]

lmao fair enough

[regal patrol]

God I love this channel

[magic solar]

This dude level 150 lmao

[zenith edge]

Is there a way to create this in online?

[narrow viper]

no

[zenith edge]

Not exact. But is there a similar car in game?

[narrow viper]

maybe

yes

[zenith edge]

No mods

[narrow viper]

[zenith edge]

Do you know what car?

[narrow viper]

enough shitposting

[narrow viper]

no, i just know its on motorsports and its one of the most expensive

[pallid portal]

wrong

[zenith edge]

[crimson bolt]

Can someone tell me what car this is? (Blue one)

[nova pumice]

flash gt i think

[magic solar]

Lol

[crimson bolt]

Leg motors?

[nova pumice]

yup

[worldly shuttle]

Click the button that shows what car it is maybe it’s down dpad on ps4 idk what it is on keyboard

[crimson bolt]

Thats not mine

I found it while watching a video

[worldly shuttle]

Oh

It’s the flash gt

Legendary Motorsport 1.6 mil

[sonic slate]

this purple is nice

[worldly shuttle]

It just seems ironic that there is a guy with a skull face driving a guy in a coffin

[sonic slate]

being a pirate skeleton is fun

[wide spear]

did u get it off podium

beautiful btw

[sonic slate]

nope, i bought it

[cold palm]

is this good shall i take it

[sonic slate]

how the fuck is free?

[narrow viper]

nahhhh the white one idk

[narrow viper]

returning player when bro probably played 2020 and they counted it as returning

[wide spear]

cesp

[candid vale]

Criminal enterprise

[sonic slate]

huh

[cold palm]

its bcs somehting idk i got the game while it was free on epic

premium pack or some shit

just tell me is it good or it wastes garage space

[sonic slate]

eh, is cool if you got it for free

[wide spear]

ye 100% cesp

[wide spear]

thats all cesp stuff

• 1 mil

n bunker, office

[cold palm]

yup

[wide spear]

ye thats all cesp lmao

[cold palm]

i didnt buy the pack

it just came with the game when i got it

[wide spear]

ye same

i wasted the 1 mil on eclipse

[cold palm]

so shall i take that car up there

[wide spear]

worst way to spend money ever

[cold palm]

is it good

[wide spear]

eh is alr

[cold palm]

so its bad

[wide spear]

"part of the business update" 🧢

[cold palm]

lol

i dont want something to waste my garage storage

[wide spear]

old gen has turismo r stop capping r*

[cold palm]

xd

[finite trench]

Yeah, in online, it was added during that update

[candid vale]

Does lowered stance on Vectre Make it faster?
It feels like it does but I don't know if it's just a bias in my head or not

[narrow viper]

[narrow viper]

yes it does

[candid vale]

noted, thanks

[cold palm]

not that

the obey omnis

[quick oriole]

Get it, find out. If its bad, kaboom and don’t call Mors Mutual

[cold palm]

lmao

or just sell it and make profit

[quick oriole]

Well, its free

How much do you expect to be making?

[cold palm]

depends on its price without the packet

if i wanted to sell the turismo i got for free id get alot more money than "free"

[quick oriole]

Uh

[amber hornet]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[quick oriole]

Why do you think no one else is doing what would’ve been the most obvious money hack ever?

[finite trench]

yeah, but you would have had to put money in it

[cold palm]

no

i did that with the windsor

[finite trench]

yes

[wide spear]

@amber hornet long time no see

[cold palm]

did nothing and sold it

[amber hornet]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[finite trench]

If you buy something for free, it sells for free, if it didn't, then

[quick oriole]

Then he put upgrades he forgot about on it

[wide spear]

how r u

[quick oriole]

And got 60% of the value back

[amber hornet]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[timid hamlet]

whats you guys favorite car in gta5

[wide spear]

busy but chillin yk how it is

[amber hornet]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[wide spear]

yeye

[wide spear]

i got a couple but prolly surano

[timid hamlet]

oh ok mine is the truffade thrax

[wide spear]

[sonic slate]

yes

[wide spear]

yup

good answer

[sonic slate]

at this point, i like them all

[amber hornet]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[opaque needle]

its the auto shop garage

[marble breach]

Autoshop

[narrow viper]

Cute

[sonic slate]

hell to the motherfucking no

is a dominator

[wide spear]

ok dom me

[sonic slate]

what the fuck

[wide spear]

[candid vale]

shook horny af today

[wide spear]

i stay horny bbg

[sonic slate]

take this
379175
and fuck off you horny bastard

[wide spear]

what is 379175

[sonic slate]

huh?

[candid vale]

that sounds like a code

[wide spear]

i only homiesexual wit the homies yk

[narrow viper]

gay

[wide spear]

not gay, homiesexual

[narrow viper]

[timid hamlet]

woow how do u guys did this??

[sonic slate]

what?

[wide spear]

r* editor n ss

[timid hamlet]

ok

[fresh dock]

i fell asleep on @narrow viper lap

[timid hamlet]

i like the bughatti divo so yea i like the thrax

[sonic slate]

you know it also has some La Voiture Noire right?

[timid hamlet]

yea ik

that thing is really expensive

[timid hamlet]

if im not mistaken ronaldo bought it right?

[sonic slate]

is amazing tho, the rest of the car is amazing

but somehow they managed to fucking shit the bed with those exhaust pipes what the fuck

[sonic slate]

idk and i blatantly dont care at all

[timid hamlet]

i like bughatti's cars

ferrari is my favorite brand but i still really like bughatti

[sonic slate]

i want a Bugatti Royale in gta o, this sucker is awesome

[wide spear]

wasnt this the same car u cud have like 16 exhaust pipes installed if u wanted to

[sonic slate]

really like their cars
i hate how up-their-asses they are

[sonic slate]

wait what?

[wide spear]

wasnt that the same car that you could get like 16 exhaust exits if u so pleased

or sum

[sonic slate]

this thing is a one-off iirc

or something like that

[wide spear]

man i cant find it but i remember there was some car that was expensive asf that had the option of extra exhaust pipes

[sonic slate]

maybe you confused irl cars with gta online cars @wide spear?

[wide spear]

nah nah

altho forza or nfs is possible

ill check tmrw lmao

either that or im trippin hard

if i find it ill ping u tmrw

[narrow viper]

ello

[marble breach]

Can someone posted some pics of modded vehicles 🙌

[upper tundra]

I love pilk

[opaque needle]

here
Volkswagen Golf GTI VII, with graphics mod

[sonic slate]

hell yeah

[narrow viper]

i forget the name of the red truck but damn thats fucking ugly

[nova pumice]

i was about to ask what the middle car from the first pic was

[upper tundra]

Stolen from google or have you turned to the dark side

[sonic slate]

thats the modded version of the caracara 4x4

[sonic slate]

6x6 caracara yeah
4x4 caracara no

[sonic slate]

blatantly stolen from google

[upper tundra]

Good

[fringe helm]

Who’s ready for some rides

Starting off strong with that white torero. Can’t go wrong with this car

[prisma thicket]

idk how i feel about the wheel choice

[fringe helm]

Next in line is another Pegassi

[fringe helm]

i’m going to change them soon. it was just a good enough wheel to show the color off

and a tigon. cause why not

[prisma thicket]

oh is that a crew color?

[fringe helm]

No, i think it’s copper. either copper or bronze

[sonic slate]

is hard to make the torero look bad

but you somehow managed to go wrong with it

[fringe helm]

lol how? it’s white 😂

[prisma thicket]

wait what

its white

[fringe helm]

i mean, it’s a little bland in color but

[prisma thicket]

the color is fine dude

theres no like bland or whatever

[sonic slate]

high end rims on a classic super car?
that huge hole on the hood?
really?

[fringe helm]

better than the color i had before (black metallic and hot pink pearl)

[fringe helm]

i didn’t like the smooth

[prisma thicket]

damn chill 😭

u wanna see mine? @fringe helm

[fringe helm]

it’s a race car, i don’t use it for anything else but racing

[upper tundra]

There are 3 rules of #gta-vehicles

[fringe helm]

Sure

[prisma thicket]

keep the stock wheels

[stray vessel]

Does it fly or submerge in water?

[upper tundra]

1: talk shit, post car.
2: gtfo with trading/glitched cars
3: prepare to be crucified

[prisma thicket]

they're too good to change

respect all builds!

[fringe helm]

I don’t like the alloy color though. it’s off putting to me

[stray vessel]

I'm jealous with all of y'all having these cars smh

[upper tundra]

Get good gg ez

[stray vessel]

Getting good gg ez is hard

[sonic slate]

no he cant

[prisma thicket]

do cayos noobnoob

[upper tundra]

Make money

[stray vessel]

Prepping for me takes long especially the sonar one

[fringe helm]

No, you’re thinking of the Stromberg and Toreador

[upper tundra]

Longfin is a nice alternative, just takes a short while longer on the finale

[prisma thicket]

preps to finale should only take 1 hr

[stray vessel]

Is it's fast

Duh

[sonic slate]

no i will not, thank you very much

[fringe helm]

Eh, in racing it can be

[upper tundra]

My fastest prep completion was 38 minutes

[stray vessel]

Is it sturdy? Like the duke

[upper tundra]

I think

[prisma thicket]

nice taco

[fringe helm]

the duke is sturdy..?

[stray vessel]

It can tank rockets

Well

[fringe helm]

yeah…4 of them

[stray vessel]

Some

Can't you upgrade the armor...?

[fringe helm]

but as of “sturdy” nah

[stray vessel]

I see

[upper tundra]

Armor upgrades typically just help with dents and stuff to my knowledge

[fringe helm]

no, it doesn’t have an armour upgrade

[stray vessel]

Ew

[upper tundra]

Besides like window plating and other special armours like that

[stray vessel]

What's the best car in the game

Overall

[fringe helm]

depends. in what category

[stray vessel]

Hnm

[fringe helm]

assault, racing, open world. there’s a bunch of great cars designed for certain things

[stray vessel]

The most useful

Idk if that's specific enough

[fringe helm]

best car for racing in super, muscle, sports, sports classic, bikes. gotta be a little more specific on “which is best”

useful would probably be Opressor if you’re looking for a vehicle to get you around to do setups.

[stray vessel]

The flying motorcycle?

Or car

[fringe helm]

yep

moto

[stray vessel]

Ooh

[fringe helm]

MKII, not MKI

[stray vessel]

I like how the car is designed

There's 2 of them???

[fringe helm]

yes

[stray vessel]

Jesus

[fringe helm]

the MKII is the best of the two

[stray vessel]

Which one costs less

[fresh dock]

i have yet to post any of my new cars

[fringe helm]

little more expensive but it pays off

[stray vessel]

Oh

I hate that you can't put luxury cars you find in your garage

[fringe helm]

i can usually get my setups for cayo done in about 40-45 minutes. and that’s with me being lenient on them

[stray vessel]

Jesus

I can't do them by myself since I suck

[fringe helm]

yep, there’s a price cap on them. i think you can only jack 35k and under vehicles for free

[stray vessel]

Well some

[stray vessel]

It's so frustrating

[narrow viper]

slow poke!

[stray vessel]

Infuriating

[narrow viper]

i do mines in 20-30

[fringe helm]

if you were on PS i’d help you with them

[stray vessel]

[fringe helm]

like i said, and will reiterate. that’s with me being lenient. as in not rushing myself.

[stray vessel]

I just started playing this yesr

Year

A little less

[narrow viper]

i don't even rush, i use a sparrow and take my sweet ass time in long setups

[stray vessel]

Like 4 or 5 months

Or less

[fringe helm]

i’ll pop a cayo and then buy a car. i’m not worried about speed running the shit. it’s something to just make my day go a little faster

[stray vessel]

Do you know the best easiest way of getting money

Wrong channel for this but I'm using the money to buy cars so it counts

[marble breach]

I do cayo glitch so no preps easy peacy 5mil in 40min

[fringe helm]

Auto shop contracts. Supplies. Cayo. Exotic Export. there’s a few different things

[stray vessel]

Ooh

[marble breach]

Cayo 🙌

[stray vessel]

It's not easy

[upper tundra]

It's the best

[marble breach]

but have to grind a bit to get kosatka

[stray vessel]

Well it is but I'm just stupid

[upper tundra]

B2b is always an option

[stray vessel]

I have the sub

[narrow viper]

your dumb asf

save then buy

[stray vessel]

Yeah

[marble breach]

Tf its the easiest mission in my life (if u played it couple of time)

[narrow viper]

[fringe helm]

Cayo can net you 1.1-1.8mil in about 50-60minutes all together. i can run through cayo in a little under 9min

[stray vessel]

I played it 3 times but I've been carried all of them

[marble breach]

Bruh we do cayo solo

[fringe helm]

not worried about that though. i only play for the vehicles since we can’t get forza on ps

[stray vessel]

Because you're good at the game

My weapons suck

[narrow viper]

https://tenor.com/view/rwj-ray-william-johnson-fatty-spins-doing-your-mom-doin-your-mom-gif-15120986

[marble breach]

If u do with others ur paycut is not enough

[opaque needle]

*Swag

[narrow viper]

@narrow viper hihihi

[marble breach]

Ur weapons doesnt matter there.everyone get the same weapon

[stray vessel]

They also upgrade them

[fringe helm]

i mean. good for you for speed running or whatever. idk what it’ll award you in the long run but. i play it purely for the vehicles. i could care less if i got 100mil sitting saved up lol

[sonic slate]

you know in cayo you cant use you personal weapons right?

[stray vessel]

Yeah

They're more skilled

I'm confusing myself somehow

[marble breach]

No skill needed in cayo just watch on utube and follow the path

[sonic slate]

i kill at most 5 npcs in the whole heist

[opaque needle]

wanna see my golf

[stray vessel]

Don't forget the camera

[fringe helm]

i find a car i like, i get the money for it, i buy it, i enjoy it and keep it. happy as is

[stray vessel]

😤

[fringe helm]

don’t need to, just go around them

be a man

[stray vessel]

But

Im

[sonic slate]

dude, i use a disguise, i dont give a shit about that

[stray vessel]

A man

[marble breach]

Yeah if no secondary loots.else its around 15

[stray vessel]

The mask?

[fringe helm]

but nothing. avoidance. fuck the cams. they don’t matter. i’ve never shit a camera in cayo. don’t want too either lol

[marble breach]

?u not doing drainage ?

[upper tundra]

Bodies trigger cameras iirc

[sonic slate]

i take 9 minutes with secondary

[stray vessel]

Imagine not doing drainige

[marble breach]

🤣💯

[upper tundra]

I've found exiting at the main docks solo is best, get the secondary from there

[stray vessel]

Let me post a car real quick to not get in trouble

[sonic slate]

what kind of fool do you think i am?
i want more money so i take cocaine in the airstrip or somewhere else duh

[marble breach]

Lmao

[stray vessel]

Bam

[marble breach]

What do u know about cayo🤣

[stray vessel]

Google helps

[sonic slate]

grinded already like 50 times solo, why?

[marble breach]

Wait ill send ya a yt link

[stray vessel]

Yes please

[marble breach]

Whose going that far to get them when u can get them easily at the docks near compound.its cocaine or weed everytime

[stray vessel]

Ew an orange oppressor

Imagine not being red

[rancid comet]

yea main dock

[marble breach]

https://youtu.be/WUayNFp3igc

[rancid comet]

main dock route is always the best

[marble breach]

Here easy peacy

[narrow viper]

kms

[upper tundra]

Chrome oppressor

[marble breach]

Yeah

[narrow viper]

ok ok last shit post

[upper tundra]

Didnt you just get back from like a 7 day ban

[sonic slate]

i enter in plane, take cocaine, then i go to the el rubio house, steal it, and then i run away in the main docks
easy, quick and fun

[rancid comet]

u guys get banned?

[narrow viper]

?

[upper tundra]

I thought you were banned recently

Tempban

[narrow viper]

nerds wouldn't get it they're still new

[marble breach]

My way easier than that 😂 watch the video

[narrow viper]

thats on PS dumbass

[upper tundra]

Oh

[narrow viper]

my meet

[upper tundra]

Was it

[narrow viper]

yes

[upper tundra]

What car was yours

Or were you the one I left out of all the pics by accident

[sonic slate]

is amazing how slow he is lol

[upper tundra]

Slow

5 minutes, take it or leave it

[narrow viper]

you never got a pic of mine i had gone to reset it

[marble breach]

how slow ?😂

[upper tundra]

Ohh rip

[narrow viper]

holy crap ur slow

[marble breach]

u go all the way to the airpot in the upper map and again coming down.how fast is that?

[narrow viper]

my fastest is 3:30

[upper tundra]

I liked this meet too

[narrow viper]

was not there

[upper tundra]

Unfortunate

[sonic slate]

El Rubio : what the fuck? i go to the bathroom for 5 minutes and i get stolen fucking again!?

[rancid comet]

that looked good

that meet

[upper tundra]

His fault for replacing the very rare and expensive item immediately after it got stolen from the same spot

[marble breach]

Mmm time to call merrywether

[upper tundra]

Cringe

[sinful wind]

Anyone have a nice pic for clean cars?

[sonic slate]

dude, i begin in the airport with the velum

[upper tundra]

Perhaps the polar opposite of clean

Incredibly dirty, even

[narrow viper]

who takes 5 mins in the bathroom

[marble breach]

Yeah then u have to come all the way to the compund.do u know about the secondary in the main doc?

[narrow viper]

i speedrun wiping my ass and crying trying to push the lil brown out of my ass

[upper tundra]

Speed running doing your mom

[sonic slate]

dude, a motorcycle is fast enough, even more when you have a disguise

[upper tundra]

Worst part of cayo by far is the scope out, at least setups are kind of fun

[narrow viper]

https://tenor.com/view/rwj-ray-william-johnson-fatty-spins-doing-your-mom-doin-your-mom-gif-15120986

my husband Remu is yet to appear

[upper tundra]

Good

[sonic slate]

for me is the opposite, i find more fun scope the island to find out how i want to do this heist different than the last time

[upper tundra]

The dolls murdered him

[marble breach]

😂 wait ill tell you .
1.cut the drainage gate and enter the compound.
2.steal the thing.
3.secondary on the main doc and exit

[upper tundra]

Same route every time be hurting, especially when I'm still imperfect and get caught every once in a while

[maiden badger]

Hi need

[marble breach]

What

[maiden badger]

Nothing my Lord

[narrow viper]

@narrow viper

[narrow viper]

hi candy

i cant talk to other men

I can't c*ck remu

[maiden badger]

https://tenor.com/view/high-five-apir-news-news-report-alright-gif-4874001

[maiden badger]

I am bysexual

so\\

[sonic slate]

also, i hate when there the place dont have cocaine or something, if not then i go somewhere else,
then again i dont really care, i like enter in the velum because i think : "hey jackass, i am the same dude from the last 50 times with the skull face paint, and everytime i am here the place get robbed, you cant connect the dots huh?"

[narrow viper]

remu says i cant talk to u

[marble breach]

oh i dont need to worry about that cuz im doing replay glitch with pink diamond and everytime 1.8mil

[sonic slate]

i lowkey want to enter cayo full solid snake style and rob it like that

[sonic slate]

boring doing that

[marble breach]

and im now done with cayo and no need of money.now just doing it once a while with someone and give them 85%

[marble breach]

Yep done it like since the heist came out and im done .

[sonic slate]

cool, but i am not

i am still absolutly hungry for more

[maiden badger]

Nice supra mk3

[fresh dock]

it’s not mine

[narrow viper]

this car is so baddddd

[fresh dock]

you’re so baddddd

[narrow viper]

FACTSSS

[fresh dock]

love you

[marble breach]

me too

[narrow viper]

[marble breach]

[fresh dock]

ight i’m at 305 million

i bought an orb earlier today

first one in 4 months

[narrow viper]

car meet or some kid?

[fresh dock]

some kid and i glad i did

he loved ghost and his mk2

so i just kept saying 1-0 mans was pressed

[narrow viper]

big W

[fresh dock]

i said air port aw and he ducked

after that i left cuz he needed his buddies to kill me

[narrow viper]

understandable

how bout u give me some a dat money

[narrow viper]

nah I need it more

I only have 1.9

I have 1k

[fresh dock]

i only have 305,265,834

[narrow viper]

I have 1.9 dollars

I have $0

1 dollar 90 cents

oops I don’t have a dollar

[fresh dock]

you have my heart if that counts as anything

[narrow viper]

only 90 cents and a quarter

[narrow viper]

$999999999999989889999999899

I have -0.9

[marble breach]

i have a big 🍆

[narrow viper]

pfp proves it

[marble breach]

How

[narrow viper]

big bbb

[marble breach]

imagine going to jail becuz rationing someone

[fresh dock]

car pics?

[narrow viper]

I went to jail cuz I’m white

[marble breach]

And i dont wanna go to jail becuz of u BRAD

[fresh dock]

c:

[narrow viper]

I’m not on gta

whadda do

whaddddddaaa do

[fresh dock]

could you imagine always appearing offline

[narrow viper]

L person

[fresh dock]

do you even have me added?

[narrow viper]

yes ofc

[narrow viper]

sexy car

do you think I can get away with posting forza pics

forza 5 W new features

facts

L glitches

bro flying by McDonald’s on first pic

[fresh dock]

FH5?

[narrow viper]

yessir

[fresh dock]

i just installed it.

[narrow viper]

I started play today and am level 25

[fresh dock]

wanna play together?

[narrow viper]

I’m down

I’m just looking for barn finds

I deadass want a modded volatus or a nimbus

But I don’t want to spend money on em

[fresh dock]

just spent 5 mil

i’m at 300.3 million now

[narrow viper]

love you

what is a nimbus

tiny but lovely plane

it’s a mini Luxor deluxe

better looking tbh

[marble breach]

Imagine paying that much to the hookers 🤦‍♂️ ……..and to get the solomons prop

[narrow viper]

I just got a 911 🥵

[marble breach]

what did u order?

[somber ridge]

damn bin laden giving out terror attacks in his grave huh

[sonic slate]

sir, this is a wendys

[fresh dock]

I want you

[marble breach]

Me too

[fringe ginkgo]

who would be down for a car meet

[narrow viper]

you got me already

[marble breach]

Me?

get me too mommy

[narrow viper]

and you too bald young boy

ah shit

you’re right

[marble breach]

Ratio then

[narrow viper]

Anyone suggest any cheap tuner cars?

[narrow viper]

what is cheap to you?

Like what’s your budget

[sonic slate]

are you talking about this dlc tunners cars?

[soft nimbus]

1 mill is cheap by today's profit standards

[muted kernel]

Dominator GTT for example

i think it's around 900k

[fringe helm]

kinda wanna buy a swinger

[ashen mulch]

Handles weirdly but it looks and sounds good

[gritty python]

Thanks to Mr. Rubio

[sonic slate]

quite enjoying my last buy

[sonic slate]

hey @fringe helm, can i ask you something?

[fringe helm]

Sure

[sonic slate]

why in god green earth you put a carbon hood in fucking everything!!??

[narrow viper]

no wing

[fresh dock]

remove the carbon hood

i personally like the no wing look

[fringe helm]

cause i like carbon hoods

[fringe helm]

i wanted the hood to be black but couldn’t do it without the roof also turning black. all the roof has is a ariel antenna

[marsh schooner]

Is the kreiger based off the forza horizon 5 cover car?

[soft nimbus]

Yos

[spark topaz]

mercedes benz amg one

[narrow viper]

savage in singleplayer

cannon works n everything

[loud oasis]

Most Online vehicles work fine in singleplayer, the ones without some super-complex functions anyway.

[narrow viper]

how

lol idk

i was driving to airport and i caught my ey

[lucid jungle]

Is it possible to get story mode vehicle in online?

Like Franklin green motorbike, trevor truck, and Michael $ CAR

[narrow viper]

buy them

🙄

[lucid jungle]

Which website i mean

[soft nimbus]

Ssa

[narrow viper]

Ssasa

[lucid jungle]

Ok

[soft nimbus]

They didn't put railgun in gta online in 2013 cause they thought it was too op

Railgun is cheeks

[marsh cradle]

this is the worst guide on cayo y know. watch tylarious one

[soft nimbus]

It's not the best routes

And weapon choice

And could argue not the best approach either

[dense lotus]

ay yall got any cheap cars? i got wiped like two week ago and havent been playin like that till now

tryna get back in it yk

[soft nimbus]

Go to the website

Sort by price

[dense lotus]

what site

[olive bluff]

legendary or southern san andreas

[dense lotus]

not like dat 😭

[marsh cradle]

.... hub

[dense lotus]

car hub🤤

[dense lotus]

i meant like good cars that ppl tryn give me for basically nun

[marsh cradle]

zentorno

[olive bluff]

you talkin glitches? 😕

[dense lotus]

ye

[olive bluff]

bro 😐

[dense lotus]

wut

[olive bluff]

make it on your own

[dense lotus]

that shii take frvr

[olive bluff]

🤷

sounds like a you problem 🤔

[dense lotus]

:/

[marsh cradle]

ask ppl to run cayo, buy kosatka, glitch it

[dense lotus]

ye im doin cayo rn

im tryna get someone wit peter rn

[olive bluff]

🙄 🙏

[dense lotus]

ay matter of fact u got peter?…

[novel valley]

peter??

[dense lotus]

ill suck ur toes😩

peter griffin

afk thing

[novel valley]

what the hell is that

[dense lotus]

afk rp money mission

[novel valley]

nvr heard of it

afk rp money missions are not so efficient

[dense lotus]

this one is

[novel valley]

60k per 10 mins is bad

very bad

[dense lotus]

its mainly for levels but u get decent money

[novel valley]

how much?

[dense lotus]

like a mil overnight

depends on what level u are for the levels tho

[dense lotus]

i did it for 16 hrs one time and got like 4

[hidden python]

Hi aquatic

[novel valley]

hello

[olive bluff]

😮

can we get better car sounds in gta 5 online?

they all sound the same 🙄 🙏

[somber ridge]

xa 21!

[olive bluff]

better than that 🙄

[marsh cradle]

you should hear tezzeract

[olive bluff]

😑

[candid vale]

how

[soft nimbus]

[olive bluff]

they do tho 🙄

[soft nimbus]

They don't

[marsh cradle]

hopefully gta 6 will bring something different

[olive bluff]

most of them do 🙄

[soft nimbus]

They have a set of audio.....they just randomly set it to new cars... and tune the pitch

[olive bluff]

lazy af 🙄

[soft nimbus]

[olive bluff]

rodgestar lazy asf

[soft nimbus]

Its not really a mandatory thing

[olive bluff]

still lazy

[soft nimbus]

But will be a very good addition

[olive bluff]

fr

[soft nimbus]

I really thought they will add new sounds for tuners DLC

[olive bluff]

same

[soft nimbus]

[olive bluff]

[soft nimbus]

December DLC🤠

[olive bluff]

🙂 🙂 🙂

[candid vale]

Where De Santa

[soft nimbus]

We should be getting info by 15th

[olive bluff]

[soft nimbus]

They start teasing big December dlc 1 month earlier

31 hrs left

[ionic robin]

omg so close

[olive bluff]

to what?

[olive bluff]

😄

[ionic robin]

the trilogy

[olive bluff]

oh 😄

[latent axle]

But we have explosive sniper that shoots faster

Fr taser is the most op gun

I once got it in online

You could just spam it on someone and they couldnt move

They cant kill themselves

All they can do is leave

I think that glitch still exists

I used it on some tryhard

He left after 3 minutes of not moving

[ashen mulch]

Tasers dont bother me

[marble breach]

why its worst?😂🤣 its the easiest way drainage, compound ,main doc,get sec ,out with the boat. u guys all talking about going to a doc,drive a boat,drainage ,compound,and swimming for minutes until the heist end

[marsh cradle]

may i ask whats your average time?

[marble breach]

11.30-12.00

[olive bluff]

💀

broo 💀

[marsh cradle]

THATS WHY

[olive bluff]

😭 💀

[marsh cradle]

11.30? how slow

[olive bluff]

🤣

[marble breach]

?

[olive bluff]

💀

[marble breach]

U still get the elite challenge cuz its 15min and no need to do boat ridings and swim for so long 🙌

[olive bluff]

still way too long

💀

[marble breach]

Whats ur time ?

[marsh cradle]

yea, u glitching for 12 mins, while i do it on 7

[olive bluff]

like 5-6

[olive bluff]

7 😭

[marsh cradle]

i cant get sub 7 fr lol

[marble breach]

no sec?

[olive bluff]

yes sec

[marsh cradle]

7-8 mins

velum, get loot on hangar, change clothes, go to compound using bike, escape via swimming behind the compound

[olive bluff]

🤣

[olive bluff]

kosatka, drainage, office, paintings, main, escape via swimming behind the compound

[gritty python]

Tuners 2.0

[lament briar]

mans so good hes braggin it in the vehicles channel

[marsh cradle]

thats painting -_-------

[olive bluff]

yes -_----------

[marsh cradle]

we aint as lucky as you lol

[olive bluff]

🤷

[marble breach]

Thats why .u get the painting im getting cocaine from the doc and exit

[olive bluff]

🤷

not my problem

[marsh cradle]

i get cocaine on hangar

stop following tgg dude

[marble breach]

So low payout 😂.thats a problem

[olive bluff]

1.9 mil low?

[marsh cradle]

lol, its not even that much

[olive bluff]

ok

[marsh cradle]

i take painitng over coco y know

[marble breach]

With pink diamond?

[olive bluff]

1.9-2mil low? ok

[olive bluff]

panther

[marsh cradle]

[marble breach]

Ah thats why im getting 2.4 mil if i have the panther on replay .but still getting 1.8mil

[olive bluff]

🤷

[marsh cradle]

i also gets 1.8mil but i do it in 7mins. if we are glitching, then that 5min different could mean a lot y know

[grim shell]

Honestly if I get 1.5 I’m alright lol

Not a big deal to me

[marsh cradle]

you mock people by asking "whats y know about cayo" not knowing that you are the slow one here

[soft nimbus]

Nopey maybe we should get good cars with trade price locked by rep .....but I think December DLC is pretty different..... friends need your help expanding their illegitimate business.... doesn't say tuners part 2 to me

[marble breach]

Thats the thing what u know?its the easiest way still 😂🙌

[olive bluff]

2 mil every 7-8 mins > 2.4 mil every 11 mins

[marsh cradle]

easiest way my ass, you need to sneak around on main dock. with disguise, you dont need to sneak around and just take coco

[ashen mulch]

Mfw I can spawn in 8m $

[marble breach]

What disguise?

[marsh cradle]

yeah my point, what you know about cayo

[latent axle]

Dont take paintings

They suck

[marble breach]

my guy u know my way is easy😂🤣. U dont know about the doc im talking about

[latent axle]

I always check secondary target at the airport and main dock

And always do elite challenge

[marsh cradle]

if its easy, then why take 11 mins?

[olive bluff]

shush 🤣

[marble breach]

Lmao why the heck i need a disguise to go through the doc🤣.

[marsh cradle]

you never try velum or longfin, and yet you say your way is easier than mine?

[marble breach]

Dont want to try .just look at the steps .no need to go to airport then again get in a boat and come to conpound

[marsh cradle]

easy or not, its relative. whats absolute is the time you took is MUCH slower than mine

[latent axle]

I got thru drainage tunnel by longfin, take the office safe, then go through main gate left to the main dock and there collect secondary targets, if i dony have full bags just get the boat and go to the airport

I always do it in like max 12 mins if i go to the airport

Sometimes i leave at the main dock and it will be like 9 mins

[marble breach]

Why u going to two places when u can get the secondary from the exit location?

[marsh cradle]

because its much faster?

[latent axle]

I dont collect money

And i need full bags

Sometimes at the main dock theres not enough secondary targets to fill the bags

[marble breach]

Easier .and u get the elite challenge so time not matter to that way and u still talking about the 4-5minutes 😂

[marsh cradle]

how do you know its easier?

[ashen mulch]

ah yes Cayo discussion in vehicles

[olive bluff]

bruuh

[latent axle]

But u dont take secondary targets when u escape at the compound

And paintings dont give much money

[marsh cradle]

full paintings give you 384, full coco 448. it aint much, i would rather take painting and do it in 5-6min

[latent axle]

I take coke and marijuna and still do elite

[olive bluff]

fr

much faster and better

[marsh cradle]

4 minutes, if i did cayo 10 times, it means i do it 40mins quicker. if did it 100 times, i save 400 minutes

[latent axle]

Faster yes but better? No

[marble breach]

Facts😂

[latent axle]

Its only like 5 mins more and u have 60k more

Worth it for me

[marble breach]

Thats the thing wait ill tell u

[latent axle]

And sometimes theres no 2 paintings

[marble breach]

Thats the thing i can also easily get out with the painting and save much time cuz i have painitng.but im going for the cocaine

[olive bluff]

stupid af 🙄 👆

[marsh cradle]

the thing is he do cayo every 6mins. and you ask him to take a detour for 2-3mins just to get 60k?? the math just doesn't add up

[olive bluff]

fr

[marble breach]

yeah 60k for 2-3 min and and if u do 100 time 6000k bro 😎😂

stupid af 🙄 👆

[marsh cradle]

u just bad at math

[olive bluff]

bro 💀

fr

[marsh cradle]

60k for 2 min? 180k for 6mins?in that time he can makes 1.9mil every 6mins??

[marble breach]

How 180k for 2 min?😂

[latent axle]

This is how i do cayo, the green route is the route i take when theres no full bags on main dock

[olive bluff]

bruh

[latent axle]

And still do elite

[marsh cradle]

do i need to explain it like your teacher? fine

he do cayo 6mins = 1.9mil
you ask him to detour for 2 mins just to get 60k, which means the time he take for 3x detour = his 1 time cayo lol

[marble breach]

Here the proof🤣💯 where is that stupid af guy @olive bluff

[olive bluff]

im here

proof of what?

[marble breach]

easiest way 🥱

[olive bluff]

bro 💀

kosatka way easier

[olive bluff]

this is just a waste of time tbf

[marble breach]

Thats the thing im also talking about

[latent axle]

Its just few mins man

[latent axle]

Yeah but the prep mission is way harder

I prefer longfin

[olive bluff]

replay 🥱

[marble breach]

Its cuz u dont do replay

[marble breach]

Yep

[marsh cradle]

kosatka is easier if u have paintings

[ashen mulch]

[ashen mulch]

You guys know you got dms right?

[olive bluff]

lmao

[olive bluff]

nice

[hidden python]

sid is in the car lol

[olive bluff]

sheesh

[marble breach]

have painting or not u can get the cocaine or weed for sure by the docs and get the boat and u out

[marsh cradle]

which u take 11mins via that route while i take 7mins via longfin/velum

[olive bluff]

🤣

[marble breach]

yeah but less money 🙌

[gritty python]

[hidden python]

kek

[ashen mulch]

@marble breach @marsh cradle y'all got dms

Use em

[marble breach]

And i u talking about taking painting and get out i can do that probably in 7-8min cuz no need to go to doc and escape by swimming

[ashen mulch]

[olive bluff]

in the long run its more

[marble breach]

Yep cuz u get cocaine instead of painting

[olive bluff]

bruh

[marble breach]

or weed

[marsh cradle]

wtf

this guy is just funny

[olive bluff]

youre way will eventually make less than ours

in the long run

because we take less time

[marble breach]

Bruh Dont talk about ur panther statue okay 🤣🤦‍♂️.every other person dont have that on replay

[olive bluff]

not my problem 🤟 🙄 🙏