gta-vehicles

[true silo]

[last briar]

Nice Sabre

Faction*

[olive bluff]

sabre

LoL lmao

[gritty python]

Quality>Quantity

[olive bluff]

damn true

[true silo]

[narrow viper]

hello aussie boy

[narrow viper]

hello sid

[olive bluff]

i am not from australia

[true silo]

Oi

[true silo]

Neither do I

[olive bluff]

cool 😄

[narrow viper]

aussie time zone

[true silo]

nah

[olive bluff]

lmao

i own an official copy of Grand Theft Auto V: Online

[last briar]

Very good

Epic!

[olive bluff]

ikr

[narrow viper]

@soft nimbus trilogy in 8 days

[olive bluff]

the 11th?

[narrow viper]

ye

[olive bluff]

sheesh

[primal sonnet]

what things are required for upgrading opresser?

i have ...the research unlocked ...and i have terrabyte

[olive bluff]

1 or 2

?

[primal sonnet]

2

[olive bluff]

you need terrorbyte with special workshop

[primal sonnet]

ohk..nothhing else right

[olive bluff]

dont think so

[primal sonnet]

ohk thanks

[olive bluff]

np

[distant snow]

yea same bro

[olive bluff]

!rule 1

[simple gorge]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 1

Refrain from using languages other than English.

Requested By

@olive bluff

[olive bluff]

😹

[lusty walrus]

Nah that’s English tf you mean c;

[soft nimbus]

[upper tundra]

Idea: the !rule command translates from english to whatever language is auto detected in the message that "!rule" is replying to

[soft nimbus]

[soft nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-smile-thatswhatshesaid-laugh-gif-5051611

[lilac field]

bru

[lunar jay]

No

That is what it looks likee

I meant that, that is better

[sullen obsidian]

🚙

[narrow viper]

🚗

[raw rapids]

One more cayo and i can buy the avenger

[upper tundra]

What does the avenger even do

Like, anything important

[lunar jay]

:(

[upper tundra]

Damn that's a nice cypher

[narrow viper]

thanks!

[gritty python]

Nice

[thorny basalt]

simple and neat

[bitter sundial]

best vehicle?

[regal patrol]

For what purpose/discipline

[bitter sundial]

overrall

[thorny basalt]

[regal patrol]

I don't think there is one

[bitter sundial]

ok

[regal patrol]

Way too many things for a vehicle to be graded on to decide one overall best vehicle

[somber ridge]

oppressor mk2

[regal patrol]

That's definitely up there

[bitter sundial]

best for:

1. speed
2. armor
3. weaponry
   4.coolness
4. versitility
5. possibilities

[somber ridge]

😐

[thorny basalt]

[regal patrol]

4 is subjective, what does 6 even mean

[bitter sundial]

like, the shit on it, like boost

[somber ridge]

what

[regal patrol]

What

[thorny basalt]

what

[bitter sundial]

excuse my english

[thorny basalt]

possibilities for trolling,racing,flexing on supercar guys that race to objectives in setups or finales?

[regal patrol]

Just call it additional capabilities or equipment or something

[somber ridge]

I guess toreador is the only choice lol

[bitter sundial]

yea ok

[regal patrol]

Toreador is a solid all-rounder imo

Based on the parameters you gave

[bitter sundial]

the last

[narrow viper]

whats the best to counter mk2 griefers?

[thorny basalt]

dont get in a vehicle

[narrow viper]

except that

LOL

[bitter sundial]

press alt f4

[regal patrol]

Leave

[thorny basalt]

too bad kid

[narrow viper]

every lobby has atleast 1, its just so annoying

[thorny basalt]

no excuse to suck at aiming with mouse and keyboard

[bitter sundial]

what i do

1. nothing
2. chat
3. make him regret living

[regal patrol]

Controllers have less of an excuse then M&K unless it's free aim

[thorny basalt]

mhmm

[bitter sundial]

so toreador

[bitter sundial]

lit

[neon rampart]

Toreador is great underwater because nobody can lock onto you

[regal patrol]

Well, Strombergs can

[bitter sundial]

yea but if ur being chased in the center of the city?

[regal patrol]

And other toreadors

[neon rampart]

yeah but who drives that shit? it's mostly small pp opmk2 griefers

[regal patrol]

People who like how it looks better then toreador

Such as myself

[bitter sundial]

||i have an oprmk2||

[neon rampart]

I mean, you're mostly trying to avoid mk2 griefers, that's the whole point

they can't lock onto you underwater so stromberg and toreador are great at doing just that.

[regal patrol]

Not for me

I don't put myself in a situation where MK2 users are an issue

[neon rampart]

I do, it's mostly me in a nightshark laughing at them as they run out of missles, or blowing them up with explosive rounds on heavy sniper or going underwater with toreador 🤷🏼‍♂️

[narrow viper]

mk.2 griefers based

[thorny basalt]

now

we move Mk.2 Broomsticks out of here, and talk proper gta cars

[neon rampart]

well it's not really a day until you teach a mk2 griefer a lesson 😅

[stark lagoon]

Do we have a dodge Mayfair in GTA ?

[narrow viper]

ok

I GOT BANGED

YAY

[bitter sundial]

WHAT

[sullen obsidian]

😳

[narrow viper]

And then i flew away and hit the casino wall and it glitched and put me under the casino ^^

i was unda the map and killed a lot of cops

[soft nimbus]

[narrow viper]

wat

OH NO NO

I AM 15 I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT

[neon rampart]

well not that but.... maybe Declasse Tornado Custom or Albany Manana Custom are close enough.

[narrow viper]

SO SORRY

[soft nimbus]

U had sex

[narrow viper]

no no

i didnt mean it like that i am 15 and no girl would eva like me so dont worry

[bitter sundial]

age is just a number 😏

[narrow viper]

the clique has some mayfair in it

mainly at the front

i hit the casino wall and went under the map and killed a lot of npc and it was fun

until i ran out of bullets

[soft nimbus]

Prision is a building

[bitter sundial]

and

[narrow viper]

listen i dont talk to older girls

i am a guy and straight

okay

[soft nimbus]

[narrow viper]

btw whats no nut novemba

[bitter sundial]

i can change both 😏

[bitter sundial]

and?😏

[neon rampart]

what's wrong with talking to older women?

[soft nimbus]

Immaa head da fuc out

[sullen obsidian]

[craggy stream]

hmmmm, give me a bravado oceanic instead

[narrow viper]

give me anything that isn't a gtr or a 300zx

[somber ridge]

Women lol

[bitter sundial]

this is so cute

[neon rampart]

well he said he was straight so what's the issue?

[stark lagoon]

So the Isuzu Bellett GT-R. is fine ?

[narrow viper]

no, anything with an acronym lining up as gtr

especially the nissan gtr

nissan gtr = stupid

[neon rampart]

well they're great well built cars if you ask me, it's just that f&f gave it too much hype and car collectors conveniently happen to be f&f fans so you get those for the price of a brand new Porsche nowadays.

[loud oasis]

AMG GT R then

[stark lagoon]

What's wrong with the gtr ?

[narrow viper]

the r32 was good for its time but wasn't pretty, the r33 was dated and handled like a boat and yet people still say its "underappreciated"

and the r34 had a bad power/weight ratio

280hp for such a heavy car is pitiful

[ashen mulch]

Coward

[stark lagoon]

So if you hate the gtr then why is your pfp a elegey retro

[narrow viper]

to show my sheer hatred for it

[craggy stream]

R33 was dated? it was advanced as hell wdym

and the 400R edition just raised the roof for it

[craggy flame]

For the Albany Fränken Stange should I get Midnight Potion? Or Hell’s Furnace

I can’t decide

[narrow viper]

the chassis was horribly dated

[stark lagoon]

Mmm classic skyline

[narrow viper]

in the early-mid 1990s nissan gained a reputation for putting great engines in vehicles that had horrible chassis'

look at the pulsar vzr-n1

can someone please give me the go go space monkey car, idk how car trading works so you’ll need to explain it but i’m a quick learner

[simple gorge]

@narrow viper, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-pc｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-pc｜doomsday-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @stark lagoon

[stark lagoon]

I've decided to post anything but the main skylines

[craggy stream]

what about the new skyline

[narrow viper]

are infiniti making a new g35 to sell alongside that

[craggy stream]

They have been

[narrow viper]

nice

[craggy stream]

It’s the Q50

[loud oasis]

Shame that the genius got himself muted for deliberately LFGing in the wrong channels. I so want to dangle this in front of him.

[thorny basalt]

who is the genius?

[loud oasis]

That Yuminous person up there

[thorny basalt]

poor lad

[loud oasis]

Mind you, not that I could have given it to him even if I want to (which I don't), because seriously who cares about GCTF on PC when you can just... make your own abominations.

[thorny basalt]

ngl im enjoying the 86 hatchback

[somber meteor]

what car has the fastest top speed?

[upper tundra]

S2 low stance low grips

[thorny basalt]

Pariah if you want grip and speed

[upper tundra]

Declasse tornado looks close enough to that but it's a bel air

[lusty walrus]

Where we don’t ||nut|| in November

[fresh dock]

can i hug you?

might try to recreate this

Sauber C9

[loud oasis]

Ah yes, the days when Sauber was still winning races

[narrow viper]

sad that the porsche 962c decimated its winning streak

[thorny basalt]

good luck trying to get the livery for the Nissan R89/R92

Mercedes-Benz/Sauber C9

[narrow viper]

willard faction

np

[fresh dock]

what livery?

[thorny basalt]

it's one of the liveries used on the R89/R92

[narrow viper]

We need modern Mazdas in the game

[narrow viper]

whjats nutting

[sand cedar]

Idek if that’s possible

[midnight trout]

Anyone have some nice osiris builds?

[midnight trout]

Widebody mx5 would be crazy

[narrow viper]

miata overrated

cappuccino better

[astral ocean]

doing a sports classic cruise dm me for info

[narrow viper]

!lfg @astral ocean

[simple gorge]

@astral ocean, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-pc｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-pc｜doomsday-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @narrow viper

[ashen mulch]

Imagine this is an Osiris

[midnight trout]

This would be mad

Needs better rear lights tho ngl

[ashen mulch]

It's from 2018 iirc

Modena typhoon

[midnight trout]

I swear random people always come up with better ideas than real devs

[regal patrol]

Devs are restricted by deadlines and are doing it because they're paid to, not to mention rockstar is known for their poor treatment of their employees

Whereas modders do it because they want to and as a result they aren't under any deadline restrictions or burdens

[upper tundra]

Hypothesis: kill the r* ceo

[narrow viper]

Wait

I didnt even mean to reply to you @ashen mulch

[soft nimbus]

ywwwwwwwwpie

reward for killin slasher

[wheat tree]

Was expecting it to be nicer lol

[pallid portal]

Which one?

[ashen mulch]

[soft nimbus]

any

[narrow viper]

yo whts that jett or plane that always griefs?

[mental magnet]

hydra

[narrow viper]

oh ty

[fresh dock]

lazer*

don’t listen to them

[narrow viper]

what about the volatol

[fresh dock]

they can’t even setup casino properly

[fresh dock]

bad

[narrow viper]

oh its bad?

[fresh dock]

best jets to buy:
1: Lazer
2: Pyro
3 Starling
4: B-11

[fresh dock]

yeah, I’ve had it before

it doesn’t have anything special

it just looks cool

[weak zenith]

Thoughts?

[narrow viper]

which is best for griefing tho

[thorny basalt]

[fresh dock]

lazer

[narrow viper]

i see

im broke rn tho

lmao

where is the pyro?

[midnight trout]

All white luxury cars never miss

[narrow viper]

warstock?

[mental magnet]

drive to your destination

[narrow viper]

what are y'all's opinion on Pfister 811

[fresh dock]

ugly

[sonic slate]

dont even try to grief with it, i will shot it down you jackass

[fresh dock]

that is not porsche

[sonic slate]

looks fine
jumps more than a fucking lowrider

[mental magnet]

how do i get more levels

[sonic slate]

play more duh

[mental magnet]

ive been in level 2 for 4 months now

[sullen obsidian]

Post 5 pictures at once for instant level 10

[sonic slate]

yep @mental magnet, do that

[fresh dock]

ye do that

:)

[narrow viper]

mixed feelings

[soft nimbus]

Thixxxxkest tire size for a car in GTA

[sonic slate]

nah

[mental magnet]

bruh

[narrow viper]

does anyone remember the tornado ratrod

[sonic slate]

since i got it and glitched the skeleton mask , i have been doing cool sheananigans with it

[wheat tree]

Lol

[soft nimbus]

Rear wheel thixxness

https://www.instagram.com/p/CVvX4RGoydi/?utm_medium=copy_link

Old car ads fire

[sonic slate]

telescope glitch, pretty easy

it does work on pc

just search telescope glitch

is something who exist since 2014

anyway, repost of my dominator collection

[upper tundra]

Where gauntlet classic

Wait I think that's bravado not vapid

[fresh dock]

@narrow viper

oi dum dum

[sonic slate]

wait no @upper tundra, thats a bravado you idiot

[upper tundra]

Yeah mb

Small brain

[soft nimbus]

Rebost

🤠

[sullen obsidian]

[narrow viper]

hm

[upper tundra]

Asp would be 8x better (8 x 0 is still 0) if it didn't have the splitter mandatory on nearly all bumpers

[fresh dock]

car pics

part 2?

[narrow viper]

my internet is being shitty and I’m about to eat

so I’ll be on later

[fresh dock]

i’ll eat u

[narrow viper]

😳

[soft nimbus]

I eat cake

[upper tundra]

Tacos

[soft nimbus]

Dis a diff kind of cake

[narrow viper]

cake good

[upper tundra]

[soft nimbus]

Bootei

[narrow viper]

what’s your favourite kind of cake?

[soft nimbus]

Gcf2?

The hell is tat

[fresh dock]

gift shitboxes to friends

[upper tundra]

Give cake 2 friends

[sonic slate]

is based on the svt, then again i kinda see you point

[upper tundra]

I prefer the asp over the svt

That thing is

[sonic slate]

idk man, looks like the one with the problem here is you bad taste

[narrow viper]

ngl i prefer the svt

i dislike the rear of the asp

[narrow viper]

mainly because i dislike the 4th gen '94 mustang

[upper tundra]

The rear is okay, I hate the front

I hate the front of the irl inspiration more

[sonic slate]

that dont work for me

[upper tundra]

[bitter tapir]

muscel car

[fluid sleet]

svt is sexc

[sonic slate]

plot twist : @upper tundra make all this so people post their asp for inspiration for his asp

[fluid sleet]

big brain move

[narrow viper]

I need to by this car again

[fresh dock]

you’ll end up selling it again, trust me

[narrow viper]

Totally agree, I cried when finding out all defenses were unnecessarily long (and ugly imo)

[narrow viper]

Perhaps

[soft nimbus]

[sonic slate]

huh, the kamaleon or something like that

[narrow viper]

I took this to a “modded” car meet one time and people thought it was modded, just a matte pearl glitch

[narrow viper]

Komoda

Khamaleon is a cheap electric car I think

ew

modded bad

Its not modded thats the thing

I was joking lol

But I honestly kinda like it

A bunch of “modded car users” though it was “modded” when its just a glitch thats been in the game forever

[sonic slate]

that glitch is cool

[narrow viper]

Should I buy the Pyro? For pvp and dogfights

[upper tundra]

Infinite iq

[narrow viper]

I have 11 mill

They also thought my wingless nero custom was modded because it had no wing

[upper tundra]

I agree

Matte rally car 🤠

With white pearl

[icy kelp]

Car meet/cut up in traffic?? Dm me

[upper tundra]

Cringe

[primal sonnet]

can any car fly as well as dive?

[upper tundra]

R* add amphibious oppressor mk2

[sonic slate]

the deluxo can dive

only once

[upper tundra]

Toreador infinite flight glitch

[pallid portal]

No rogue pilots usually think they are the shit then they get clapped by my oppressor mk2

[wide spear]

if u try hard enuff ye

any car can essentially be a mk2 or a toreador yk

[upper tundra]

[pallid portal]

sticky bombs and the go kart

[primal sonnet]

how?

[upper tundra]

Coding skill

[pallid portal]

big ramp

[upper tundra]

[wide spear]

ye exactly

[wide spear]

u j gotta believe in urself n try rlly hard

[pallid portal]

amen brother

[fringe helm]

i think a license plate saying “SALTGUAC” would be fitting on this

[wide spear]

saltguac deez nutz in yo mouf

[upper tundra]

Gotem

[flint helm]

💀

[wide spear]

xd gottem!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!

[fluid sleet]

Modded cars cring

[wide spear]

@fluid sleet

[narrow cargo]

does it still works ?/

[upper tundra]

Yes

[fluid sleet]

[ashen mulch]

Hopefully not

[narrow viper]

[narrow cargo]

i have some vehicals i sused it and thinking of cahinging it back

[wide spear]

PB

[ashen mulch]

ya wanted modded cars? Stick to PC

[ashen mulch]

Hello

[upper tundra]

Sused!!!

[wide spear]

hows it goin

[wide spear]

amogused

[fringe helm]

Name change (~•_•)~

[thorny basalt]

o a R390

[fringe helm]

how do you do the matte/pearl glitch?

i’d love to change my jester to a matte black / bright purp pearl rather than glossy variant

[narrow viper]

that sounds nasty imo

black matte on anything does not go

[ashen mulch]

Could be better

[narrow viper]

[narrow viper]

Yes

Only work at at the main center lsc

[fluid sleet]

Based

[narrow viper]

Normal cop car

this isnt so bad actually

[fresh dock]

hii

[ashen mulch]

You're turning into Kozy

[narrow viper]

Hi

on the other side, this is awful

[soft nimbus]

[narrow viper]

[long scarab]

how do i make the missiles on the mk2 lock onto things

[narrow viper]

[narrow viper]

press F

[long scarab]

but thats to get of the thing

[narrow viper]

its also for locking missiles

[fringe helm]

gotta make sure you’re using guided and not with the guiding off. cycle weapons

[light wyvern]

Hate to be that guy but what car is that??

[narrow viper]

I think it’s the Michelli GT

[wide spear]

i feel ya

[light wyvern]

Yes I think it is. Thanks!

[narrow viper]

no worries 😁

[upper tundra]

Axe is right

[light wyvern]

Thanks!

[upper tundra]

Np

[soft nimbus]

[balmy parrot]

So I have a question, I was playing the story mode and found the Duke o death car and I stuck it into Michael's house garage and saved the game and now it's gone is there anyway I can get it back?

[soft nimbus]

Try going to the same location

[narrow viper]

[soft nimbus]

And check whether it triggers

[narrow viper]

damn it XBOX lucky asf

[pallid portal]

.

[narrow viper]

they get SA free

i forget what PS gets free

[pallid portal]

the ability to clip you

[narrow viper]

woo u hit a clip on me!!!

[pallid portal]

thanks I’m pretty nuts

[upper tundra]

So are all the lscm dlc cars released

[narrow viper]

i will destroy the absolute fuck out of you on my main brit boy

[upper tundra]

[pallid portal]

@narrow viper

[pallid portal]

Sorry I just sent it to show this guy something lmao

Two birds one stone and all that

He wanted to know if snipers one shot

[narrow viper]

they don't

[narrow viper]

?

unless w bst or low level/ below 20

[pallid portal]

Headshots

[narrow viper]

LOL

[pallid portal]

lad I was showing you how snipers one shot

[narrow viper]

But he used atomizer

???

[pallid portal]

with headshots

[pallid portal]

or bozos who do that

A sniper can one shot

[narrow viper]

Yeah ik ik

[narrow viper]

its on my alt, lvl 11 and i had tried atomizing to ewo bc i wasn't using a sticky

[narrow viper]

But it cant 1 shot in the body

Thats impossible

Well depends on what lvl you are

[narrow viper]

WITH A HEADSHOT

[pallid portal]

need why did you try to ewo with atomisier actually why were you ewoing at all

[narrow viper]

i was mid air with half health bozo

[narrow viper]

bc i was in a fucked spot

i had no cover

[carmine cipher]

Whats the best plane for fighting?

[pallid portal]

I never ewoed once

[narrow viper]

Tru

[soft nimbus]

The man lost half his health from the atimizor

[pallid portal]

lad it’s need ask him

He was ewoing in a fair 1v1

[narrow viper]

Its funny how someone spams me with atomizer and calls me trash then

[pallid portal]

true

[narrow viper]

LOL

[soft nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/lads-gif-10142943

[narrow viper]

fair being you having a MK2 E round sniper, a normal sniper and better guns

[pallid portal]

stun lock pure skill and fun

[narrow viper]

fair being me only having a pistol, mini smg, atomizer and AR

He cant spam at 10 farmes

Comfirm

[pallid portal]

I literally dropped you my sniper and you still died and had to ewo

[soft nimbus]

Go to #gta-media

[narrow viper]

you told me to drop it back wtf are u mixing your own words for

[pallid portal]

[narrow viper]

i fucked u up once u got low health ewo'd and asked for the sniper back

lmfao

[pallid portal]

Still couldn’t kill me though

I never ewoed once

[narrow viper]

fat cap mate

[soft nimbus]

Go to #gta-media

[pallid portal]

you rich rich

Anyway yeah gta media

[soft nimbus]

This place too holy for scummy pvp

[narrow viper]

yeah. Pvp = cringe

https://tenor.com/view/sweat-sweating-nervous-wet-sad-gif-5796001

[pallid portal]

I would never pvp

[narrow viper]

cringe = pvp

[soft nimbus]

Iamma head out🤠

[narrow viper]

same

[narrow viper]

god i promise u with all my heart you will be getting skull fucked with my sniper

[fresh dock]

https://tenor.com/view/cirno-bounce-cirno-cirno-touhou-touhou-fumo-fumo-gif-20796921

[pallid portal]

I never ewo when I do though so it’s alright

[narrow viper]

getting back on my main is gonna be heaven

[pallid portal]

I will block you

when you’re back lmao

never getting in a lobby with me again

I’m always up

[narrow viper]

4-4

what up

[narrow viper]

if someone plays dirty or something then I will ewo 🤷🏾‍♂️

embarrassing how we tied whilst i was on an alt no?

[pallid portal]

4-4 but I’m blind in one eye so my 4 changes into a 8

[pallid portal]

no when you were ewoing

[narrow viper]

10-8 im blind in both eyes and deaf thru my ass so my 4 changes to a 10

[tulip heron]

Almost lost to a random at my own race lol

[pallid portal]

I blink, sneeze and kill you 23 million times

[narrow viper]

tell that man he's a good racer

[narrow viper]

fat cap neek

[upper tundra]

Atomizer best pvp weapon

Next to the hatchet

[tulip heron]

Yea i had to give him props cuz that is not an easy race

[narrow viper]

Genious

hi chat

hi @fresh dock

https://tenor.com/view/hi-aya-shameimaru-fumo-touhou-gif-23577311

[fresh dock]

hihi

[split cedar]

Guys

I love cars

[fresh dock]

i’m driving

[split cedar]

I've spent millions on cars I just love them

They are the reason I keep playing

[regal patrol]

Good to know

[split cedar]

Valuable information

[narrow viper]

i got around 200 cars i think

[split cedar]

[regal patrol]

I don't know how many cars I have

I have at least 7 of them

[split cedar]

You have at least 7 cars

[regal patrol]

At least 7, perhaps 8

[split cedar]

Only 7

Why

[regal patrol]

I'm being sarcastic

I have like 15 different garages, including all 3 office garages and 3 nightclub garages, all of which are full or almost full

[narrow viper]

honestly same

[split cedar]

god bless you

[narrow viper]

beta's asking for the na1 nsx when the toyota corolla verso is clearly better

[regal patrol]

Even that doesn't keep me playing this game

GTA is just so boring for me now

[narrow viper]

same but I still play it for some reason

but I guess there are still some things that I enjoy doin in the game

[pallid portal]

I was bored out my mind on gta then I started playing red dead which helped and I’m getting decent at pvp on gta

Gives me something else to work towards

[fresh dock]

far from decent

cough cough

[pallid portal]

lad

Reupload, don’t care I’m sigma

[narrow viper]

what was he doing 💀

[junior dust]

vehicles channel

[pallid portal]

shhhh yeppers it’s roadman

I’m a beautiful man

[junior dust]

paypal me 30 then ill hush

[pallid portal]

-10 lad points

[junior dust]

until then 😐 📸

[pallid portal]

it was on need though

[regal patrol]

Apologies, carry on king

[pallid portal]

Makes it fair

[pallid portal]

lmao

fine whatever I haven’t even taken car pictures in ages

I haven’t bought any new cars in ages

[regal patrol]

I just bought the coquette blackfin yesterday

[narrow viper]

MK2>cars

[pallid portal]

It’s probably going to be the end of my time here soon

I have kind of gone off cars

[regal patrol]

Wdym

[junior dust]

L statement

[pallid portal]

idk I don’t really feel the same way I used to about cars anymore

[regal patrol]

Fair

[pallid portal]

Mainly due to my crippling addiction blowing up personal vehicles

[narrow viper]

Need new cars. Very bored

[pallid portal]

Kind of bankrupting me

[narrow viper]

Need to grief cargo

[regal patrol]

Just blow up cars less smh my head

[pallid portal]

nah

It’s not just that though

[frank otter]

hi

[narrow viper]

blow up car meets 🥶

[narrow viper]

^^^

Ez KD boost

[regal patrol]

[pallid portal]

already done that

[narrow viper]

W

[pallid portal]

Thanks

[narrow viper]

lfg car meets obviously

[regal patrol]

I have my eyes on you, Axe

[narrow viper]

^

[pallid portal]

nah I find them on YouTube

[regal patrol]

I saw that

[narrow viper]

I’ve never griefed one of our car meets 😁

[regal patrol]

True

[narrow viper]

YouTube car meets?

[pallid portal]

Yes

[regal patrol]

But you have gotten into scraps with Retro among others

[pallid portal]

I’m a moral griefer

I griefed one because the owner was selling ‘modded’ cars for 2 quid

Then I griefed two others because it was funny

[narrow viper]

https://tenor.com/view/sweating-nervous-paranoid-gif-4974019

[regal patrol]

I need to remember to get pictures of my blackfin, already got R* editor footage

[narrow viper]

i still need to grief one

[regal patrol]

Gazpacho is effectively the head of the server anyway, he's the one you should be worried about lol

[narrow viper]

I wanna orbital cannon a Xbox lfg car meet

[pallid portal]

who

[regal patrol]

Friend of me and Axe

[pallid portal]

not worth just shoot a few missiles at it

[narrow viper]

I am the head of the server 😎

[pallid portal]

wait this server?

I thought it was omar

[regal patrol]

Nonono

Another server

[pallid portal]

Oh bet

@primal zinc

lmao

[regal patrol]

Not that one

[narrow viper]

what car should i turn into a donk

[narrow viper]

I want to do it at least once

[pallid portal]

oh

[ashen mulch]

Tulip

[regal patrol]

[pallid portal]

It’s an addiction you won’t stop

[regal patrol]

The gazpacho I'm on about isn't in this server

[pallid portal]

Make sure to go game chat

There’s a lot of whiny people

[narrow viper]

that might not be so bad actually

[pallid portal]

tragic news

[narrow viper]

Could be addicted to worse stuff

[ashen mulch]

You must give it a blower

[honest hollow]

yo how much is the oppreser again

[narrow viper]

god why

[narrow viper]

Tezeract

[narrow viper]

What one?

[fresh dock]

heyo

[narrow viper]

hola

[honest hollow]

the one in this pic

[fresh dock]

want a hug?

[narrow viper]

like 3 mil

[honest hollow]

ight

[latent axle]

I want to buy opressor only to sell it

[pallid portal]

Ok thanks for telling me that

[mental sphinx]

Can anyone on Xbox help me get 1 mill

[latent axle]

Youre welcome

[daring juniper]

Wow so deep

[pallid portal]

among us balls

[daring juniper]

True

[pseudo crescent]

Anyone wanna start a car meet?

[pallid portal]

nah not really sorry mate

[pseudo crescent]

Wasn’t asking you

[narrow viper]

does anyone know the name of this car

[pallid portal]

who were you asking then

[narrow viper]

white one with flower livery

[pseudo crescent]

The entire sever

[pallid portal]

zr350

[pseudo crescent]

Not devious fella

[pallid portal]

Exactly and I’m part of the server lmao

[simple gorge]

@pseudo crescent, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @pallid portal

[narrow viper]

where do i buy it?

[maiden badger]

GUYS I NEED HELP

[pallid portal]

southern San Andreas I think

[pallid portal]

what

[pseudo crescent]

This is vehicles dumb fuck were else would I ask for a car meet

[ashen mulch]

Do it

[ashen mulch]

In lfg

[pallid portal]

[maiden badger]

Is the ford svt corbra r a foxbody?!

[ashen mulch]

God you PS4 players are so angry

[simple gorge]

@pseudo crescent, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @pallid portal

[pallid portal]

smh PlayStation players

[narrow viper]

https://tenor.com/view/two-spiderman-pointing-meme-gif-11796793

[pallid portal]

lmao

[maiden badger]

is the ford svt corbra r a foxbody

[narrow viper]

thanks

[pallid portal]

‘GUYS I NEED HELP’ just for that lmao

[maiden badger]

yes

[pallid portal]

no problem it’s a nice car

[sonic slate]

...

dude, the svt is a cobra, the fox body is something completly different

[regal patrol]

SVT is a division within Ford

[sonic slate]

oh shit is a fox body

what the fuck

[regal patrol]

They didn't just work on mustangs lol

They made an SVT focus, brought us the Raptor and F150 Lightning,

[upper tundra]

Heathens

[narrow viper]

i need advice plz

[daring juniper]

Alright what do you want for advice

[narrow viper]

so im getting my first jet but idk what jet 2 get

[daring juniper]

Hydra

[narrow viper]

i have 8 mil in bank

ok thnx

[daring juniper]

Get the hydra

[narrow viper]

is it good for dog fights?

[daring juniper]

It's the only one with vtol

[pallid portal]

lazer or pyro

[daring juniper]

It can work but it not really it Strength

[pallid portal]

lazer is good for dogfighting while hydra is just a shit lazer @narrow viper

[daring juniper]

*But the lazer doesn't have vtol

[pallid portal]

With vtol but that’s only good for pve

[narrow viper]

right right

[regal patrol]

Tula moment

[daring juniper]

Also lazer cost way too much

[narrow viper]

i heard b11 is good

[daring juniper]

Not a jet

[pallid portal]

That’s a dogfighting plane

[daring juniper]

It is pretty good

[narrow viper]

i wanna dogfight

[daring juniper]

Then you could get the b11

Or pyro

[regal patrol]

If you want a dogfighting plane get the pyro or Starling

[narrow viper]

thanks bros

[regal patrol]

Starling is much more of a handful to fly

[pallid portal]

Lazer is a great all rounder for ground targets and people in the air

[daring juniper]

but imo b11 better choice for just being a thicc boy

[narrow viper]

do jets need much upgrading

[regal patrol]

You can't upgrade the Lazer or hydra so

[pallid portal]

lazer has no upgrades

[daring juniper]

Not the lazer or hydra

[regal patrol]

Stuff like the pyro, Starling and B11 do need upgrades though

[narrow viper]

im stuck between choosing the pyro and b11 tbh

[regal patrol]

Pyro

[daring juniper]

Pyro is speed

[narrow viper]

ok thanks guys

much appreciated

[daring juniper]

B11 is slow but thicc boy with alot of stuff

[regal patrol]

Yeah, B11 can have the entire suite of offensive and defensive armament

[narrow viper]

what would win in dogfight b11 or pyro

[regal patrol]

Pyro

[narrow viper]

ok thnx bro

[daring juniper]

Both could win

[regal patrol]

Theoretically a tula could win against a starling

[daring juniper]

Yeah

[regal patrol]

The starling is just much more likely to win

[daring juniper]

Tula op

[narrow viper]

b11 has good weapons thi

cuban 800 best

lol

[latent axle]

Why tf is tula so expsensive

Its so shit

Hydra and avenger also have vtol

And theyre both much better

[regal patrol]

Tula can land on water

And has JTOL

[latent axle]

Whats jtol

[sonic slate]

dude, are you trying to find the logic of prices on a game who sells a rc car for 1.4m?

[regal patrol]

Jet-assisted Take Off and Landing

[latent axle]

Thats what im saying

[regal patrol]

Basically oppressor MK2 boost

[latent axle]

Oh

Nvm

[narrow viper]

are the guns on the tula centre mounted

if so i'm buying it

[latent axle]

Dont buy it holy shit

[glossy ibex]

tula is crappy

[regal patrol]

Mounted on the nose

[glossy ibex]

dont buy it

[sonic slate]

people buy stuff just for the hell of it

[latent axle]

I wish we had more water on the map

[narrow viper]

i have a lot of money to waste

[latent axle]

Like i mean water vehicles are pretty useless

[regal patrol]

Kosatka moment

[sonic slate]

Toreador moment

[latent axle]

We should get something like san francisco

[latent axle]

How many time you swim with it? Like not for fun

[glossy ibex]

well you know the little quad?well it can even go through water at very high speeds

[regal patrol]

That just gives R* an excuse to be lazy and develop less actual map

[latent axle]

And more islands with actual stuff

[sonic slate]

when i want to use it for cayo perico preps and not use the kosatka sparrow

[latent axle]

Imagine a fight in those cool new boats from cayo perico

[latent axle]

Kosatka is the only reason i touch water

Sound weird

[sonic slate]

everybody with explosive snipers/oppressor mk2/guided missiles :

[glossy ibex]

cruisemissiles guided by video are the best.....so much fun

[latent axle]

Imagine official servers without op vehicles

[latent axle]

Yeah i bought them yesterday

Idk why people arent using it

[regal patrol]

Define OP

[latent axle]

Opressor

[glossy ibex]

@latent axlewarning: they have limited range

[latent axle]

Yeah i know

[regal patrol]

Only about half the map lol

[latent axle]

But it can cover whole city

[magic solar]

Should I buy toreador

[glossy ibex]

but one missile can kill a bunch of people if in one place...like a carmeet , lol

[narrow viper]

what do you plan on using it for

[latent axle]

Only if you already have kosatka, arcade and other heist stuff

[magic solar]

Killing and preparing for heist

[magic solar]

I have all of those

[narrow viper]

i'd just say go with the sparrow if you haven't already got it

[latent axle]

Toreador isnt very good for fighting

[narrow viper]

the toreador isn't that great for killing people

[latent axle]

And for cayo better get sparrow

[magic solar]

It’s fast

[latent axle]

Yeah its pretty fun

[magic solar]

Ik

[narrow viper]

stromberg is better for pvp

[latent axle]

And can take couple of missiles

[latent axle]

Why?

Toreador has the same armor

[narrow viper]

the missiles are much faster and aren't really AS dodgeable

the ones on the toreador are very slow

despite being unlimited and spammable

[latent axle]

Better get deluxo if you want something for fighting

[magic solar]

It has same missle targeting

As toreador

[narrow viper]

yeah but the speed is different

[magic solar]

Toreador is faster

[narrow viper]

of the missiles i mean

[magic solar]

Toreador has inf missles

[sonic slate]

everybody with explosive snipers :

[narrow viper]

just don't expect it to be a mk.2 counter

all i'll say

[magic solar]

I can just boost out of there

[latent axle]

Deluxo is the best opressor counter tbh

[narrow viper]

yeah that

[sonic slate]

nope, both have the same performance, the toreador actually have a better driving experience

[regal patrol]

Stromberg and Toreador handle pretty much the exact same

[narrow viper]

idk, i'm convinced the missiles on the toreador are slower

[magic solar]

Deluxo has strong missle targeting

[latent axle]

Yes

Its impossible for opressor to escape them

[magic solar]

Scramjet or toreador

They both can go in the air

[narrow viper]

toreador can't really go in the air unless you find some sort of elevated

surface

[magic solar]

Yep

[regal patrol]

Scramjet has a better emphasis on air capability then toreador

[narrow viper]

hello

[magic solar]

I’m so close to getting toreador

I just need 100k

[narrow viper]

not worth imo

it got boring after a while

[magic solar]

Oh

[narrow viper]

and you never use the sub mode

[nova pumice]

scramjet's more fun

[regal patrol]

Everything gets boring after you use it too much

[sonic slate]

get it, fantastic car

[narrow viper]

but hey don't stop what i say from buying it

[latent axle]

Toreador is cool for escaping kiddos in opressors

[glossy ibex]

yes toreador is a great car

[magic solar]

Ok

[latent axle]

But its not very good for fighting

[narrow viper]

yeah no, not really

[latent axle]

It is

[narrow viper]

oh wait "kiddos"

now i understand

[glossy ibex]

no but not everything has to be good in fighting, its good as it is

[latent axle]

Just go under water

[narrow viper]

i hear that way too much

[magic solar]

Oppresser kids our annoying

[narrow viper]

what if you're in the centre of the city

[glossy ibex]

i own 8 mk2`s for my mc members.....

[latent axle]

Yeah toreador is fast, has good armor and its fun but if you want something for fighting or counter opressors get deluxo

[magic solar]

No offense

[glossy ibex]

lol

[narrow viper]

ngl, if you want something for pvp, you can't really get anything better than the mk.2

[magic solar]

What about mk 1

[narrow viper]

unless you consider jets and shit

[latent axle]

No

[regal patrol]

Orbital Cannon

[glossy ibex]

but since you can only get 1 mk2 outta da garage its a doomed plan of mine

[latent axle]

Opressor mk1 is shit

[magic solar]

To Expensive

[narrow viper]

https://tenor.com/view/lithiumare-kiracord-nerd-marbellu-gif-22666819

[magic solar]

U have to buy a Facility

[latent axle]

Deluxo is better for pvp but its harder to use and its slower

[regal patrol]

You have to buy a nightclub and a terrorbyte to make the mk2 actually useful, so

[latent axle]

It is shit, its fun but its not good for fightinf

[narrow viper]

then you suck at it

never touch it if you're ass with it

[regal patrol]

You don't get any better with it by not using it

[latent axle]

Im talking about flying with it

[narrow viper]

somewhat, sorta mitigated by the fact that its slower

[narrow viper]

u suck at flying then

and fighting

[magic solar]

Idk

[latent axle]

The vehicle is just garbage

[magic solar]

Ruiner 2000?

[latent axle]

Kinda expensive

[regal patrol]

Huge waste

[pallid portal]

deluxo sucks balls as well

[magic solar]

No

[regal patrol]

Literally the most expensive land vehicle in the game

[narrow viper]

fully loaded is alright, but getting it just for that is a bit of a stupid idea

[latent axle]

Has best missiles in the game but not worth it i think

[narrow viper]

holy shit common brit boy L

delorean is fun as shit w out griefing

[narrow viper]

i mean, the deluxo has the same missiles

[latent axle]

But theres that mission with godmode ruiner

[narrow viper]

so i can't see why anyone would buy the 2000 over that

[regal patrol]

The tracking on deluxo is actually ever-so-slightly worse

[pallid portal]

@fresh dock bozo thinking oppressor mk1 is good

[narrow viper]

true, but its so slight that there is hardly much of a difference

mk2 locking like toreador but fun stunts

[regal patrol]

But in vast majority of situations the difference is negligible

[latent axle]

Yeah its better to buy deluxo than ruiner

[pallid portal]

please do not compare the mk2 to the shitty submarine car with trash missiles

[latent axle]

Remember that it can fly

[regal patrol]

Also remember the deluxo isn't weaponized as standard

[narrow viper]

you're dumb asf or asf dumb

[latent axle]

Its opressor with better missiles but slower

[narrow viper]

yeah this

toreador is shit bc it has too much armor and its missiles are mk2 like

[magic solar]

I’m back

[pallid portal]

the missiles on toreador have half the range of the mk2 missiles and worse tracking

[latent axle]

🤨

[narrow viper]

everyone argues that "boosting" helps in a combat situation

[pallid portal]

Toreador is such an easy clap just sit out of range and spam it, after one missile it gets flipped

[narrow viper]

well the mk.2 can literally turn on the spot

[narrow viper]

no it doesn't

[latent axle]

Not really
Can save you sometimes

[narrow viper]

nah

[latent axle]

But its really hard to use

[magic solar]

Ok

[narrow viper]

even the most braindead of mk.2 users will have you caught with your pants down

[regal patrol]

It just prolongs the inevitable
By an entire second

[pallid portal]

also how you hitting anyone above or behind you with the toreador without doing some three point turn while the oppressor mk2 can spin on a needle

[latent axle]

Vigilante should have toreador's armor and bulletproff windows tbh

[magic solar]

In think mk1 is for fun and mk2 is for combat

[regal patrol]

Ripping the handbrake at max speed only turns you 90° or so anyway

[narrow viper]

its very clunky

if you pass the mk.2 in a head-on, you won't be able to turn around quickly at all

[pallid portal]

Still time when you can’t shoot missiles at the dude above you

[magic solar]

Yea

[regal patrol]

I know, I was referring to the toreador with the handbrake thing

[pallid portal]

pop chaff, shoot a missile at the dumbass car, it is flipped, shoot a few more missiles, dead person inside

[regal patrol]

Mk2 doesn't really have a handbrake lol

[magic solar]

Just boost

[pallid portal]

pop chaff, shoot a missile at the dumbass car, it is flipped, shoot a few more missiles, dead person inside

[narrow viper]

believe me, the missiles can still catch you

[magic solar]

Oh

Imagine mk1 vs mk2

[regal patrol]

Contrary to popular belief the toreador isn't really that fast, a Pariah can keep pace with it

[latent axle]

Mk2 would win

[sullen obsidian]

If a person kills you with an opressor mk2, they are better than you at the game

[pallid portal]

True

[magic solar]

Do some cars haveCountermeasures

[pallid portal]

no

[magic solar]

Oh

[pallid portal]

That would be dumb

Just get a nightshark

[hearty cloud]

if you can kill a person with a oppresor without any weapons your a god

[latent axle]

good one

[narrow viper]

wdym its a true fact

[latent axle]

Yeah of course

[magic solar]

So I think ima go for toreador

[latent axle]

Opressor users are so braindead most of them dont even knoe that chaff exist

[magic solar]

Does anyone have a mobile Operation center

[latent axle]

I have it

[hearty cloud]

one of the user is me idk what chaff is

[narrow viper]

mentioning chaff means more braindead users become aware of its existence

Oppressor users have a massive brain

[narrow viper]

which we don't want

[sonic slate]

i do, why?