gta-vehicles

[vale bolt]

Bad

[sonic slate]

you want this?

[queen bison]

Sure

If you do ty very much im on ps

[vale bolt]

We can see by the ROLE

[queen bison]

Oh sorry

[vale bolt]

All ps players are wonderful people

I respect you all

[queen bison]

Well i respect you adwell then

[vale bolt]

[sonic slate]

cool, because fuck you i will not give you something this fucking horrible

[vale bolt]

Wow

[queen bison]

Ok

[vale bolt]

Modding bad

[queen bison]

I just need to sell em so i can geg some money

For a deluxo

[vale bolt]

Ew

[vale bolt]

EW

[sonic slate]

thats glitches, not modding (you really cant mod in console)

[vale bolt]

Ah mb
I wouldn’t know since I never done it

[sonic slate]

then you dont know me

[vale bolt]

Well except for you

[queen bison]

Oh but i thought you could cus my friend got a modded oppresor

[vale bolt]

[sonic slate]

some glitches are cool

[vale bolt]

Imagine
People who do mods and money glitches are noobs
They are better of leaving
Play the game normally
I would recommend aiming for a submarine for the cayo heist

[vale bolt]

I love that avatar

Lemme dm u mine

[queen bison]

Ok ima join a dif server have a good one

[brittle solstice]

What’s a good vehicle I can get for a max of 1.68m?

[sonic slate]

[sonic slate]

hmmm
what you like?

[olive bluff]

E

[brittle solstice]

I like most the vehicles in the game so idk

[sonic slate]

you are not sure what you want huh?

[vale bolt]

I don’t care about wasting money so idk

[olive bluff]

any americans here?

[vale bolt]

No

Virtuality I am

[olive bluff]

bruh what

[vale bolt]

[olive bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-confused-basketball-lakers-umm-gif-12360656

[narrow viper]

Me

[olive bluff]

you american?

[narrow viper]

Yea i live in overweight cheeseburger land

[olive bluff]

man im sorry

[narrow viper]

You British?

[olive bluff]

no

[vale bolt]

I am

[narrow viper]

Goo-

[olive bluff]

🦷

[narrow viper]

Chooday is chewsday

[vale bolt]

Ur jokes are so bad I feel sorry for y’all

And I’m not fully British

[olive bluff]

breh

[narrow viper]

Its natural to make bad British jokes if you’re from america, i mean overweight cheeseburger land

[olive bluff]

sure

[vale bolt]

I don’t make fun of you guys only your presidents

[narrow viper]

Then what do you make fun of

[olive bluff]

he just said 💀

[narrow viper]

Oooohhh wait I read it wrong

[vale bolt]

Nothing much

[narrow viper]

💀

[vale bolt]

Ur presidents are shit but our current one is just as bad

Finally pictures

[olive bluff]

💀

[vale bolt]

Somebody help me

[narrow viper]

I agree

[peak heart]

Why can't I send photos¿

[vale bolt]

Need level 5

[peak heart]

GTA online begging all over again 🪦

[nova pumice]

[peak heart]

How do I level up then

[nova pumice]

[narrow viper]

Just be active in the server. Chat with us

[peak heart]

Hi

[narrow viper]

Hi

[peak heart]

I've got a ~2.1M custom Previon. Why can't I just send the photo 😭

[narrow viper]

You can send it to me and ill post it and tag u

[peak heart]

Lord and saviour

[narrow viper]

My new car

[vale bolt]

My fav car
Plus it real cheap to

Only 2.4 mill
Bargain

[narrow viper]

mine 1.98 mil

[vale bolt]

I’m buying that

Looks sick

There is also this car
Forgot the price

[buoyant geyser]

[narrow viper]

Next week I will attempt to make this nightmare zr380 as clean as possible

Not mine i stole this off google

[pallid portal]

zr350

mine is on the right

[narrow viper]

you're kidding right?

[narrow viper]

That looks like nissan 350Z

[vale bolt]

Yes

[narrow viper]

no

I got nothin to spend cash on so why not

because it looks like absolute shit

Heres my other one

[peak heart]

Green

[narrow viper]

your cars are ugly as hell

[peak heart]

Bruh show yours 😶‍🌫️

[ashen mulch]

I agree

[narrow viper]

Via @peak heart

[ashen mulch]

They could be worse

Wow that is one ugly previon and I can't even see it

[vale bolt]

Nostalgia

[narrow viper]

friendly reminder

but if you insist

[ashen mulch]

this I like

[late silo]

I already have the nero and the gtr , but i feel that tornado is better

[vale bolt]

Knight rider
I made it look like it to and live smashing it

[peak heart]

I have absolutely no idea what that means

[ashen mulch]

You would enjoy the toreador

[ashen mulch]

You can make Underglow look good

Notice: Honda rims

[vale bolt]

I have it

[narrow viper]

(pic not mine, car is mine)

[ashen mulch]

[vale bolt]

YES my fav car to use

[vale bolt]

Wat

[ashen mulch]

I have no photos of mine

[peak heart]

I don't get it?? The cars are only painted
Where's the custom part¿

[ashen mulch]

Looks good

[ashen mulch]

You want custom you get custom

[vale bolt]

Ty

[ashen mulch]

OK now you lost me

[vale bolt]

Wa

[ashen mulch]

Low rider wheels on supercars

[peak heart]

They all look pretty stock to me my dear friend

[narrow viper]

yo

[rain cloak]

what car is that

[ashen mulch]

This is totally stock

[fresh dock]

I need that livery for the PR4

[narrow viper]

hmmmmm

[narrow viper]

Grotti itali rsx

[peak heart]

Bro this whole time I wasn't talking to you
Yours look fine

[narrow viper]

all my cars are 1mil+ but there all ugly idk how to get good cars

[rain cloak]

ty

[narrow viper]

Its in legendary motorsport website

[vale bolt]

Bent this civilian car

[ashen mulch]

The doctor will see you now

[ashen mulch]

I like this one

[vale bolt]

Honda

[peak heart]

I'm done trying to figure the logic out

[vale bolt]

Ah I have tha

[vale bolt]

and tha

[ashen mulch]

The logic isn't hard to understand

[peak heart]

See this is 🔥🔥

[vale bolt]

Ty

[ashen mulch]

Remu is saying: Cars should look good, not like shit

[narrow viper]

yo im looking to upgrade my garage can someone send me some pics of good cars

[ashen mulch]

Someone find me a good example of an ugly car

[ashen mulch]

Sit here for a few mins and they'll roll through

[narrow viper]

@peak heart be like "yo this shit fire fr no cap 🔥"

[ashen mulch]

I said ugly

[peak heart]

This is my type. Problem?

[sudden edge]

Hey guys i won the podium vehicle today

[fresh dock]

congrats

[narrow viper]

not mine

[ashen mulch]

Yeah your type is type four cancer

[fresh dock]

will you be mine?

[sudden edge]

Thanks

[narrow viper]

yes, it looks like absolute ass now stop baiting

[vale bolt]

Mines better

[narrow viper]

im already yours

[ashen mulch]

I would suggest chemotherapy.

[peak heart]

Baiting?

[narrow viper]

!shitpost

[ashen mulch]

There we go

[vale bolt]

My Slippy car

[ashen mulch]

@peak heart do you think this looks good?

[narrow viper]

!ule 3

!rule 3

[simple gorge]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 3

NSFW or objectionable content of any kind is strictly prohibited. If you are unsure if it is NSFW, you shouldn't post it.

Requested By

@pure stratus

[vale bolt]

Wow I like it

[narrow viper]

there we go

[buoyant geyser]

My eyes

[peak heart]

No I don't really like supercars that much

[ashen mulch]

Hm

Maybe he's not too far gone

[narrow viper]

@vale bolt you must be baiting at this point

have you ever seen an irl corvette C8?

[vale bolt]

It’s my cars seriously believe it or not

[narrow viper]

not in person, just internet pictures

[vale bolt]

Yes

[narrow viper]

is there a chanelle for modders here?

[narrow viper]

Then why does yours look like a ghetto replica based on an honda civic?

[narrow viper]

no modding

[peak heart]

For the record
"he's", says who? 💀

[narrow viper]

why

[vale bolt]

idk I like it

[ashen mulch]

What?

[scenic crypt]

what car is this?

[peak heart]

Who said I'm a he

[upper tundra]

PB n J said "he's"

[fresh dock]

RT3000

[narrow viper]

"DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?"

[scenic crypt]

lovely, thanks

[ashen mulch]

You never specified your pronouns, unbeknownst to I

[narrow viper]

plus thats a dude on your pfp

[peak heart]

I said for the record

Ain't no woman making this tuner monster build

[ashen mulch]

[fresh dock]

you can find it on Southern San Andreas Super Sport

[ashen mulch]

plague Inc car

[narrow viper]

yeah @ashen mulch he's baiting

Hondy bois

or she

or it

or xhe or whatever

[ashen mulch]

I already figured that he's dumb, I know this art

[narrow viper]

stupid english pronouns

[peak heart]

Idk what baiting means

[narrow viper]

you're either rarted or a troll

most likely a troll

[peak heart]

Rarted.

[buoyant geyser]

Troll

[upper tundra]

I am the master of it

[narrow viper]

you dont know what rarted means?

[scenic crypt]

im looking for it now, looks really nice

[peak heart]

No

[ashen mulch]

Wait a second

[narrow viper]

google is your friend

[peak heart]

No thank you

It's bait 😶

[upper tundra]

Boyfriend club

[upper tundra]

You're mother omnis d

[narrow viper]

SLAMMED PRIUS

[peak heart]

This is straight up not good looking 😐

[narrow viper]

your opinion is invalid

sssssh

[ashen mulch]

We got the Holy Messiah over here.

[narrow viper]

idk man but if he unironically likes that poor S2K i dont think he has a valid opinion

[peak heart]

S2K

[narrow viper]

Is it possible to store the rare security Prius?

[peak heart]

What is that?

[narrow viper]

i dont think so

[narrow viper]

your mom

[peak heart]

Ah

Of course

I suppose you're an MKII fan

[narrow viper]

Ofc

[opaque needle]

i wanna like the honda civic
but i dont wanna get stereotyped all the damn time 💀

[narrow viper]

embrace it

[peak heart]

Who sh*t on the side of the car

[peak heart]

For every message you'll just send another car photo?

[narrow viper]

yes

[peak heart]

Nice

[upper tundra]

That is a good law

[narrow viper]

do you have any problem with it? thats what the channel is for

[peak heart]

I said nice

You odd pink titled person

[narrow viper]

that would be... 1, 2, 3 , 4 ,5, 6, 7... uuuuh 8 car pics

[narrow viper]

not mine

not min e

not mine either

[upper tundra]

Vectre meh

Schlagen gt 😩

I think

[narrow viper]

not mine

[cunning hamlet]

this gets +15 social credit

[narrow viper]

not mine

[peak heart]

Are any of the following yours?

[narrow viper]

mine not

[narrow viper]

oh, you want to see more of my cars?

[cunning hamlet]

shitboxes good

[peak heart]

Answering to a question with a question

[upper tundra]

One is mine

[narrow viper]

here

[cunning hamlet]

chevy imposter

[upper tundra]

Sussy

[peak heart]

This is a stock car.

[narrow viper]

not mine

[narrow viper]

ok and?

[peak heart]

That's it

[cunning hamlet]

interior is not stock

[narrow viper]

suspension isnt stock either

[cunning hamlet]

front bunper

[peak heart]

It looks stock

[narrow viper]

front bumper is stock though

[narrow viper]

and?

[peak heart]

Was talking to the bumper person

[upper tundra]

😼

[cunning hamlet]

i used wire rims on mine

[narrow viper]

muscle car look

[peak heart]

Send more of yours

[narrow viper]

do you like this? @peak heart

[maiden badger]

fucking beautiful

[peak heart]

Mo

[maiden badger]

jdm beauty

[upper tundra]

Sheeeesh

[narrow viper]

jdmm

[peak heart]

I don't like the round front bumper

[cunning hamlet]

im going to commit boombooompow

[peak heart]

I have a strong negative opinion on round cars for some reason

[maiden badger]

I love the wheels

[upper tundra]

That's the biggest issue you could pick out

[narrow viper]

What is this

[cunning hamlet]

ask indian

[upper tundra]

The only way for it to get better is orange headlights

[peak heart]

This is good

[peak heart]

This is 🌡️

[upper tundra]

Wheel clipping has entered the chat

[cunning hamlet]

moris's cars, they are popolar when england having control in india

[cunning hamlet]

now do i get reddit karma?

[maiden badger]

probably the nicest car on the history of #gta-vehicles

[cunning hamlet]

3am moment

[peak heart]

Casually sends square cars

[narrow viper]

I like driving this into the stores since its so small

[peak heart]

I like 👍

[narrow viper]

mine is the brioso

[cunning hamlet]

mr.bean

[peak heart]

Are these all yours?

[maiden badger]

rate

[narrow viper]

1,000,000/10

[narrow viper]

yes

[peak heart]

Your cars are small

It isn't an option

[cunning hamlet]

epic

[narrow viper]

all of the focused ones ofc

not every one in the pic

so the 2 briosos and the club

[cunning hamlet]

why do i feel gta4

[peak heart]

Colour scheme

[cunning hamlet]

is that

[narrow viper]

doesnt look like anything from gta 4

yes a celica

[maiden badger]

colors are beautiful, but these types of builds are so common in gta that they cant catch an eye

[cunning hamlet]

i mean the ground

[narrow viper]

If that car had the same taillights as Elegy Retro Custom, it would be so beautiful

[peak heart]

Am I supposed to guess what that is after the 4

[cunning hamlet]

not mine

[narrow viper]

now some weird experiments of mine

[maiden badger]

kinda works

ish

looks like a car from transformers idk why my brain thought that

[cunning hamlet]

those rims are fitting every modren euro cars

[narrow viper]

MODDED RIMS

[cunning hamlet]

le dripshoes

[narrow viper]

Those wheels and the TE37s fit everything

[maiden badger]

not half bad

[narrow viper]

I use these rims way to much in my builds

[cunning hamlet]

but only that one can fit enus cars

[narrow viper]

before i decided to go for proper headlights

[peak heart]

Not sure about the red seats

[narrow viper]

matte expired mustard

[cunning hamlet]

this good

[narrow viper]

Can you put some expired mustard on my glizzy, I mean hotdog

carbonhead

[narrow viper]

if you want to die, sure

[narrow viper]

stxncenxtion bro

[cunning hamlet]

bruh

[peak heart]

That was the sign to 🚪

[maiden badger]

...

[narrow viper]

STANCEVAN

[narrow viper]

comically low slamvan

[maiden badger]

fuck the sunstrip messed up the vibe lol

[cunning hamlet]

no brakes

[narrow viper]

this asbo

[maiden badger]

looks like the forhead of the tim lockwood

[pallid portal]

most comical

[narrow viper]

matte crew color

[narrow viper]

Idk what your taking about

[cunning hamlet]

every 16years old students in a nutshell:

[maiden badger]

its the forhead of tim lockwood

[narrow viper]

drift missile

[maiden badger]

but its white

[cunning hamlet]

use deepdish

[narrow viper]

alien piss color

[narrow viper]

I use the chrome version

[narrow viper]

a drift missile using deepdish rims?

[narrow viper]

im sure they're chrome too

[cunning hamlet]

theres a deepdish te37 with thicker tire in street category

[narrow viper]

STANCED SUV

recently changed the rims

asbo

asbo

[cunning hamlet]

grocery gang

[vale bolt]

No just no

[maiden badger]

yes

[narrow viper]

DONT

[vale bolt]

Stop

[opaque needle]

lower.

[vale bolt]

My head hurts

[narrow viper]

any lower and it will clip through the fenders

[opaque needle]

LOWER

[narrow viper]

back to regular cars

yeah it has only foglights

[eager monolith]

Get on my level of drift missile

@mild fable

[upper tundra]

Ain't even a car anymore it's just a pile of parts

[cunning hamlet]

big deal?

[cunning hamlet]

r/ShittyCarMods

[opaque needle]

LOWER

[narrow viper]

What are yalls opinions on hood deletes

[ashen mulch]

I approve of them sometimes

[lucid willow]

yzag t aan je naam

[fluid sleet]

wsg ppl

[fluid sleet]

Did I join at a bad time?

[narrow viper]

prob

[narrow viper]

looks good on budget drag builds

dont install one on your car though, you can just open the hood and accelerate

[fluid sleet]

Pls hex

[narrow viper]

good question actually

since i used an RGB code

[obtuse girder]

You either a bussy slaya or a sussy playa

[narrow viper]

no

[fresh dock]

that is ugly

give it more flush

[obtuse girder]

Its not a missile If you so broke you cant even buy body panels 🍞

[eager monolith]

The point of that is purpose built drift car

[fresh dock]

Oogli

[eager monolith]

Fender removal is the easiest solution to fix steering angle problems

[obtuse girder]

Or make yourself look broke

[eager monolith]

Bumpers removal because it's cool

[obtuse girder]

Its kinda shite

[eager monolith]

And hood removal to improve airflow

[obtuse girder]

This guy cleary doesnt own an air fryer

[cunning hamlet]

i can buy 1 but not 1000

[regal patrol]

It just looks like you got the car from a junkyard

[eager monolith]

@narrow viper mfer you're also in the fumo server

[obtuse girder]

Whats fumo ?

[eager monolith]

Touhou plush doll

[regal patrol]

I was half-expecting a Deez nuts joke

[obtuse girder]

[narrow viper]

but of course

[obtuse girder]

Really ?

[narrow viper]

smoking in spanish

[eager monolith]

Smoking in italian

[hard plover]

fumeteo

[obtuse girder]

Yall there jerking off to plushies ? Damn

[narrow viper]

this is a fumo

[narrow viper]

[hard plover]

na

[narrow viper]

Oh god

[obtuse girder]

Zamn

[hard plover]

hood olympics

[narrow viper]

Maybe

[eager monolith]

@narrow viper show me your fumo

[narrow viper]

one day

[obtuse girder]

Staircase of death

[narrow viper]

[obtuse girder]

Zamn 😩

[eager monolith]

Anyway,

The best

[hard plover]

horny mood

[narrow viper]

not mine

[narrow viper]

[hard plover]

clean

[obtuse girder]

Yoo japanese censored pepe 🍞

What he holding ? Solidifed cum ?

[narrow viper]

piss

[obtuse girder]

Cum chalice

[regal patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/cum-chalice-consume-drink-gif-16344910

[obtuse girder]

You know what the japanese text actually reads ?

[regal patrol]

Doesn't it say Stance Andreas

[narrow viper]

of course not

[fluid sleet]

This pic goes so hard feel free to screenshot

[narrow viper]

do you think im japanese

[obtuse girder]

Ohh thats cool

[regal patrol]

I don't actually know for sure

That's just what I heard

[obtuse girder]

No but by your demeaner and anime pfp and probably the 10 hour daily jerk off to hentai would suggest you know a thing or two

[hard plover]

literally every livery says stance andreas somewhere

[narrow viper]

joke's on you, 90% of weebs dont know japanese

[narrow viper]

This pic goes hard feel free to screenshot

this pic goes so hard feel free to screenshot

[narrow viper]

r pls add

[obtuse girder]

Zayum

[lapis idol]

why cant i send photos

[fluid sleet]

Unbased

[narrow viper]

This pic goes hard feel free to screenshot

[hard plover]

this pic goes so hard feel free to screenshot

[fluid sleet]

Not based enough

[obtuse girder]

Unratioed

[lapis idol]

wat

[hard plover]

carx

[obtuse girder]

SleepyDawg go to bed

[lapis idol]

i am

[narrow viper]

This pic goes hard feel free to screenshot

[regal patrol]

This pic goes so hard feel free to screenshot

[narrow viper]

ok last one

we get it you guys like to screenshot

[hard plover]

si

[narrow viper]

bruh car

This pic goes hard feel free to screenshot

[obtuse girder]

@narrow viper what u think of URAS Euros ?

[fluid sleet]

This pic go so hard feel free to screenshot

[narrow viper]

URAS?

[obtuse girder]

URAS

[narrow viper]

What does it stand for

[ashen mulch]

URAS is mine dio

[narrow viper]

also good euros

[obtuse girder]

URAS bodykits

[narrow viper]

Euros

[eager monolith]

Can't you change the colour of the headlamp covers?

[obtuse girder]

@narrow viper some crazy shit owned by a renowed D1GP driver

[hard plover]

i like when

[narrow viper]

[obtuse girder]

Alright

[eager monolith]

Piss

[obtuse girder]

URAS is owned by Ken Nomura

You might know him

He drove the BLITZ R34 in D1GP

[obtuse girder]

He also had a quite cancerous itasha livery

[obtuse girder]

Zamn nice GTB

[late coral]

This pic goes hard feel free to screenshot

[eager monolith]

His is probably licensed though which means it's good

[late coral]

That’s kinda hot

Not the women.

The car

Without the woemn

[eager monolith]

Yeah that's the R34 4door slyline

[obtuse girder]

And this

[sonic slate]

you will never reach the original picture

[fluid sleet]

Reminds me of Samanthas Civic SI from NFS underground

[fluid sleet]

Need us a civic si in Gta ngl

[sonic slate]

i always loved the evil version of the paintjob

[maiden badger]

very nice. 10/10

[dusky ginkgo]

thats super clean

If only they had the BMW E46 M3 in the game, I would love it

[narrow viper]

no

its clearly a miata

[fresh dock]

it’s clearly the Banshee 900r

[narrow viper]

This pic goes hard feel free to screenshot

Fuck I just dropped my phone on my face

[maiden badger]

😂

This pic goes hard feel free to screenshot

its a banshee

[lunar jay]

Hi

[sonic slate]

in gta 4 we do
is only m3, not a gtr tho

[fresh dock]

when will we ever play

[odd walrus]

I want a vehicle for gta online that is for fighting what should I get??

[narrow viper]

Like what fighting

[cinder topaz]

nightshark is great

[narrow viper]

Maybe he meant like flying

And stuff ydk

[naive wedge]

Guys what is the best car on legendary Motorsport? Except the Krieger since I have it.

[narrow viper]

None

[naive wedge]

Wdym, I’m just asking for good cars to buy?

[narrow viper]

Like what cars

[arctic basin]

Deveste eight is pretty good

[narrow viper]

U didn’t specify

[naive wedge]

Super cars I guess

[narrow viper]

This pic goes hard feel free to screenshot

[naive wedge]

Okay! It’s pretty cheap

[narrow viper]

Hmm prob the krieger

[naive wedge]

Look at my post lol

[arctic basin]

It’s second best I think

[narrow viper]

Yes

Krieger

[narrow viper]

The most expensive f1 car

[naive wedge]

Okay

Thanks u guys

[pallid portal]

don’t get f1 car

It’s shit

Unless you think it looks cool

Get whatever you like the looks of

[naive wedge]

They talking about deveste

[pallid portal]

Yeah if you really want it then get it

[narrow viper]

Nah I have it with low grips

[vale bolt]

Look at this ugly piece of sheet

Funnest car in gta

[lusty walrus]

What

[sullen obsidian]

[vale bolt]

I don’t speak calculator

[fluid sleet]

Lmfao is this a joke

[vale bolt]

Yes

[stray vessel]

How do I get the skull motorcycle

[vale bolt]

Halloween

[stray vessel]

Yes

[vale bolt]

I believe atleast

[stray vessel]

Ohh

[fluid sleet]

Buy it

[sullen obsidian]

Should be on the website still

[stray vessel]

Isn't the Halloween event already happening

[stray vessel]

Which

[opaque needle]

this car man
its, amazing
its perfect
its.. reliable(?)

[vale bolt]

I don’t need skul bike since I have one

[sullen obsidian]

Southern

[vale bolt]

It’s nothing u listed

[opaque needle]

still wanna buy it

[vale bolt]

I want to die the most painful death after hearing that

What da hail is tha

[opaque needle]

a dope purple car

[vale bolt]

I want

I want

[opaque needle]

buy it

[vale bolt]

Now
Invest

Done

Now I forget about it

[opaque needle]

its a hudson hornet

[vale bolt]

I found it

[opaque needle]

you know what else is a hudson hornet

Doc

[vale bolt]

Ur mom
Makes no sense

My jokes bad

[opaque needle]

my mom is a mercedes benz amg gt

[stray vessel]

Thanks! Do you know where I can buy the flying motorcycle one too?

[opaque needle]

my dad is a jeep grand cherokee

and im

[stray vessel]

Yes that one

[sullen obsidian]

Np * and Warstock is where both opressors are

[stray vessel]

👍👍

[sonic slate]

tell me you have the nightclub and the terrorbyte first @stray vessel

[vale bolt]

KITT

[opaque needle]

Oppressor MK1 is more fun
Oppressor MK2 is more reliable

[vale bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/knight-rider-kitt-david-hasselhoff-the-hoff-serie-tv-gif-7202134

[stray vessel]

I'm poor so... No

[opaque needle]

my dad use to be addicted to that show

[sonic slate]

then dont buy it @stray vessel, there is no way for you to use it

also why the fuck you dont have the kosatka?

[vale bolt]

I am so I invest 5.7 million on car

[stray vessel]

What's a kodatka

Kosatka

I'm basically new to this game

[opaque needle]

they asked me that same question when ever i spent money on a car

[stray vessel]

Jesus the skull bike is 2 million

[sonic slate]

the submarine @stray vessel

[stray vessel]

I do not

The only sub I have is the kraken

[sonic slate]

yeah, is not worth it tho

[sullen obsidian]

Silence yes it is

[vale bolt]

I fly

[opaque needle]

you fly

[stray vessel]

It looks very cool 😵

[vale bolt]

YEET

[sonic slate]

grind until you get it
until then dont waste money on useless stuff

[dim forum]

cheapest weaponised aircraft?

[sullen obsidian]

You should buy the bike now while you can

[stray vessel]

How much is it

[vale bolt]

proceeds to smack ceiling

[stray vessel]

And can I sell vehicles

[stray vessel]

Watch it cost 20k to repair

[vale bolt]

That car is 5.7 mill so idk

[sonic slate]

2m i think

[vale bolt]

Lemme check

[stray vessel]

How am I supposed to get that much money???

One sec someone has a tank

[sonic slate]

selling everything you have duh

[vale bolt]

2m is noting
Do heist

[sonic slate]

and, well, grinding for it lol

[vale bolt]

DONT listen to him

You lose moneh @stray vessel

Don’t sell your stuff

[heavy wigeon]

What is the hudson hornet car?

Which one is it

[sonic slate]

dont listen to @vale bolt in that case, he have limit-less money for some reason so he dont really know what he is talking about

[vale bolt]

Are you dumb selling your stuff makes you lose money

[stray vessel]

Where are the heists

[vale bolt]

Press options and then jobs and do heist or people invite you to them

[sonic slate]

dude, if i had enough money in my cars to buy the kosatka, i would do it again

[stray vessel]

If they have limitless money then they can give me some

[stray vessel]

Thanks

[vale bolt]

One smack cost this much to repair

[vale bolt]

Just stop

[sonic slate]

that dont work like that, not anymore

[stray vessel]

Jesus

[sullen obsidian]

Hermes, some of the cars inspiration is from the hudson hornet but it's mostly a mercury

[vale bolt]

Wished I could help you get money but different platforms

[stray vessel]

😢

[sonic slate]

also @stray vessel, what is the most expensive car of your collection?

[heavy wigeon]

@sullen obsidian does it have a livery or close to it

[sonic slate]

yep

[vale bolt]

Dw if the game goes cross platform I’m happy to help you get whatever you want

[stray vessel]

No idea, how can I check?

[heavy wigeon]

Oh ok ima check it then

[sonic slate]

idk, maybe seeing you collection @stray vessel?

[vale bolt]

SUPERSPEED

[sullen obsidian]

Right now we have a rusty version of the livery (still looks cool imo) there is a non rusted version of the livery coming eventually (was put in tuners update just not released yet)

[vale bolt]

SMASH

[heavy wigeon]

Ah so i should not put livery and prob wait for that to come

[sullen obsidian]

If you want, just figured you might want to be aware/ but who knows how long wait will be

[vale bolt]

Car vs people

[heavy wigeon]

I dont have money laying around so ima wait

[fresh dock]

I can give you a cayo

[heavy wigeon]

No

No 💀

I will not go online for 3 month so that will be useless

[vale bolt]

Imma do that with my scarmjet hol up…

[opaque needle]

.

[vale bolt]

Where’s people?

Car vs people 2

[sonic slate]

yeah, this is much better

[dim forum]

what is the cheapest weaponised aircraft?

[vale bolt]

Ah

[sonic slate]

dude, why you put those pictures here?

[vale bolt]

Don’t go cheap
Save up for hydra

[vale bolt]

Car

[sonic slate]

Rouge

a pretty good plane

[dim forum]

hydra is far too expensive for me

[sullen obsidian]

Technically I guess it'd be the Cuban 800 (comes with hangar/ can have bombs)

It's not good though

[vale bolt]

I ded

The delorian is actually really strong ngl

[dim forum]

is the besra worth?

[vale bolt]

Fell from the height barrier and barely damaged
Worth buying

[naive wedge]

Guys whats the best super car? Except the kreiger.

[marsh schooner]

A rogue is good

[sonic slate]

you want weapons right @dim forum?

[warped pine]

Adder 😈

[dim forum]

yea but also travel and ik besra cant be weaponised but it is speedy

[sonic slate]

emerus

[vale bolt]

My personal fav is the XA21

[dim forum]

whats the cheapest weaponised heli actually just outta interest

[vale bolt]

Ahaha ur a legend

[thin marsh]

Car accident

[dim forum]

is the buzzard worth 🤔

[vale bolt]

Get this

[naive wedge]

Is the deveste worth it? It looks clean

[sonic slate]

buzzard

[warped pine]

The Buzzard is ok, it’s just not great for Combat, but will help you get the job done

[vale bolt]

Nope I’m my opinion I hated it

[rancid pilot]

I found out i enjoy doing the usual grindy things i do with npc cars i dunno why

[warped pine]

Gross

[naive wedge]

Whats the xa21 called in gta?

[vale bolt]

That’s what it’s called
The ocelot xa21

[sonic slate]

looks like a crashed alien shitpost with 2 buttholes on his back

[vale bolt]

I would recommend any f1 car since it’s just so fun using them

[mint trail]

from the cars i've tried, I really like the coil cyclone

f1 cars drive smooth like butter

[vale bolt]

They are stuck to the ground and so fun

[sullen obsidian]

They are good for the time trial in test track

[nova pumice]

very good for offroad

[naive wedge]

I might get the vagner

It has good stats and it looks pretty clean

[vale bolt]

This is a sheet sports car don’t get it

[naive wedge]

Nah

[sonic slate]

wrong

[sullen obsidian]

Get a weevil instead

[vale bolt]

Would you like to meet Jesus?!?

[sonic slate]

oh, a tyrant, my next buy

[vale bolt]

[naive wedge]

Is the vagner good?

Imma get the kreiger

[vale bolt]

I only got it cause I can and it looks nice
But it’s absolute hot garbage

[vale bolt]

Oh yes I love it

[naive wedge]

Ive heatd its good

Heard*

[sonic slate]

are you going to continue asking google questions?

[naive wedge]

I got le krieger

[vale bolt]

💀

[naive wedge]

nah

[arctic basin]

Hi

[sonic slate]

cool, i was going to slap you like a drugged beatle

[vale bolt]

Omg the nostalgia

[sonic slate]

ah, the hater of lamborghini is back

[vale bolt]

Oh no

Lambooo

[naive wedge]

Slap = good

Lambo is the goat but mclaren is the mom

[sonic slate]

not when that slap will kill you

[sonic slate]

thats a sad torero

[lunar jay]

Hi

[naive wedge]

Ehhh slaps can he electrobiotic and non electrobiotic

[vale bolt]

McLaren

[vale bolt]

Cause I gave it the front spoiler

[arctic basin]

Hater is a strong word

[lunar jay]

@sonic slate I feel ill :(

[sonic slate]

dude @vale bolt, can you take better pictures?

[vale bolt]

No

I cba

[dense badger]

Take screenshots lol

[vale bolt]

On my ps?
I’ll have to put them in a hard drive then plug it to my Mac

I don’t care about you guys that much

[dense badger]

PlayStation problems lul

[vale bolt]

Not a problem to me cause I wasn’t the one to care

[stray vessel]

How do I check how much my cars cost

[vale bolt]

Kill them
There’s a possibility they have covid

[sonic slate]

i take like 30 seconds, why you say you take that much?

[vale bolt]

me who couldn’t care less
I don’t want to download the app, set it up, screenshot and send to myself, then download
Like a picture from my phone is quicker

And I’m a photographer so I don’t have a problem with taking good photos

[sonic slate]

yeah, i dont believe you

[vale bolt]

Pfff

Ok idc

[sonic slate]

yeah, just a good and old buff

[vale bolt]

?

I need a translator to understand you

[sonic slate]

if you cars are that ugly, there is no way you have the taste for good looking pictures

[vale bolt]

Give me a reosen to care

[arctic basin]

Violation

[arctic basin]

Ur struggling m8

[vale bolt]

I mean he is a broke gta player so idc

[arctic basin]

How’s he broke

[true silo]

Just let him be @sonic slate

[vale bolt]

He has a deluxo pfp and doesn’t have a deluxo 💀imagine

[arctic basin]

Oh damn

[sonic slate]

he just say that because i dont have 400 billon gta$ in my account because i like to play clean

[vale bolt]

I play clean

[arctic basin]

Me too

[nova pumice]

what does clean mean

[vale bolt]

Never did a mod or glitch once cause I can’t

[arctic basin]

No glitches

[narrow viper]

Yeah

[sonic slate]

also i could get a deluxo, but i dont need it rn

[arctic basin]

Surely if ur that obsessed you would just buy one

Whether you need it or not

[vale bolt]

The pollution

[hollow leaf]

Does anyone do car meets?

[vale bolt]

Nope sorry ma dude

[sonic slate]

i am not obsessed with the deluxo, i just quite like it

[narrow viper]

That's definitely not clean

[arctic basin]

It’s ur name and ur pfp

[vale bolt]

I have done a bad thing
No witnesses

[narrow viper]

Oof

[sonic slate]

thats not even the actual deluxo @arctic basin, is just some modded deluxo with neon stuff or something

[arctic basin]

Nice now buy it if you like it rn

You can’t like it without buying it

[vale bolt]

[arctic basin]

So get it

[sullen obsidian]

[narrow viper]

[vale bolt]

Yes he speaks wisdom

[sonic slate]

hmmmm

eh, fuck it

[arctic basin]

Do ittttt

[vale bolt]

I just remembered the podium existed

[lunar jay]

@true silo :(

[vale bolt]

What’s the podium vehicle atm?

[true silo]

Why :3

[lunar jay]

Poorly

[true silo]

[vale bolt]

Hi dog and hooman

Speak your wisdom

[arctic basin]

Hi

[lunar jay]

DN taste nice

[pallid portal]

i agree

[naive wedge]

The krieger is the best i got it and its a goat

[true silo]

Your kd got higher, are you a real kd warrior @pallid portal

[pallid portal]

bad timing I just changed my username

It was never real lmao I just had it there because people get pissed about t in #gta-online

[true silo]

Lol

[pallid portal]

Like I will literally say hi and then some bozo goes sicko mode

[sullen obsidian]

[true silo]

31 kd

[pallid portal]

of course very real

I also like to up it once a day by a little bit

[vale bolt]

ooo i taste whatever that is

[narrow viper]

bruh

[vale bolt]

[stray vessel]

Ooh

I think I saw that one in South west

[sonic slate]

what color is that?

[stray vessel]

Yellow

[sonic slate]

no shit sherlock

[stray vessel]

Then why ask

[sullen obsidian]

A crew color I made called pagan gold, is a house of kolor paint

[sonic slate]

i knew it was something weird

[sullen obsidian]

[pallid portal]

jeb trying to do something fucking normal

Bet this dudes house is going to be painted in like baby piss or something

@sullen obsidian cringe little man

[stark lagoon]

ifruit app still not working ?

[pallid portal]

never has and never will

[sonic slate]

i was going to buy the deluxo @arctic basin @vale bolt, but i had to sell my zorrusso for money and because is a old car

i didn't have the guts so i just re-tune it

[stark lagoon]

any other way to change plates ?

[sullen obsidian]

[pallid portal]

nope

They made it really hard to use on new phones

[arctic basin]

Pussyyyyu

[pallid portal]

To stop car dupers

[stark lagoon]

so what im hearing is i need a old device ?

[sonic slate]

so what
you point is?

[pallid portal]

Not 100% but it works better

[arctic basin]

You can’t like the deluxo anymore

[narrow viper]

Thanks for the idea

[pallid portal]

imponte buy the deluxo it’s my favourite car to grief lmao

[arctic basin]

You have to change your name to zorusso and change your pfp

[narrow viper]

This car needs better liveries

[stark lagoon]

what do you recommend latest gen ipod or one that uses the old charger port ?

[sonic slate]

the italian lines is ok

the rest... eh...

[pallid portal]

honestly not a clue

I don’t know if there is a specific cut off or anything for when it stops working

[stark lagoon]

mkay thanks for the tip with the old device i simply want to put a devil z plate on one of my cars

[pallid portal]

understandable

[stark lagoon]

i just want two custom plates

[sullen obsidian]

What do you say, asshole, look at psychology, it seems that your parents abandoned you, did you fall out of your crib or that asshole? It seems that if you idiot walk, check if she is raining in the corner IMBECIL

[sonic slate]

the suspension :

[sullen obsidian]

[narrow viper]

fuckers stole my springs

[vale bolt]

So u can’t afford it? Cool

[vale bolt]

See he is clearly a liar

[arctic basin]

Isn’t he

[vale bolt]

Can he just get delorian
Like it’s cheap enough for what it is anyway

[arctic basin]

Yeah

Shitty little thing

[vale bolt]

Ha U have nitro but don’t have animated pfp
What a legend

[arctic basin]

Do u want xbox game pass

[sullen obsidian]

🌲

[arctic basin]

Green is the best colour on the market

[hollow linden]

Are the menacer and the nightshade both worth having? They look almost identical in the pics. One has turret one has the machine gun headlights. Which one is the must have? Or are they both worth adding to my weaponized collection.

[vale bolt]

The colour of the dino
I likey

[arctic basin]

Night shark I’d say

[vale bolt]

[arctic basin]

Absolute tank