gta-vehicles

[last briar]

70 normal, 35 upgraded?

[fluid sleet]

and has infinite ammo

[lunar jay]

:3

[dense knot]

And I do not feel like blowing another like 7mil on fast tracks

[fluid sleet]

nah i think its one or the other for the SAM turret ammo

but i do think the sam turret can lock on

[brittle solstice]

Did I actually buy these?…yes
Why? IDK

[fluid sleet]

if im not wrong

i may be incorrect so someone fact check me

i feel like i remember a pyrealm video where he used the Sam turret vs a hydra a while back

but idk if im thinking of wrong thing

[last briar]

Chernobog can lock on

APC's SAM can't

[fluid sleet]

probably that im thinking about thenm

[fluid sleet]

ahh the bricade

probably the most useless vehicle in gtao

costs an arm and a leg

has wank performance

and cant even take a rocket

[last briar]

Sell cargo

[fluid sleet]

and is a pegasus vehicle

[fluid sleet]

i mean useless to buy for yourself

not for mission use

[last briar]

Ye

[fluid sleet]

brickade cargo sell is probably best of 4 option

vs a slow ass tug boat

a slow ass plane

or mini planes

which require you to fight off npcs

[brittle solstice]

Tbh I don’t know why I bought it

[last briar]

You got interested in it

But not anymore

Hence

[fluid sleet]

that probably defines about 95% of people's purchases in this game

looked cool

used it for a day

never touched it again / sold it

[brittle solstice]

Regret my life choices

Well I can still do the Cayo heist again

I’ve done it 3 times already

[fluid sleet]

bro no way did rockstar really make a heist that actually pays well

for all the bitching people do about shark cards and whatever

rockstar actually did us a solid with this heist

i went from like 18 mil to about 35 mil in maybe 3 days from running it a bunch

[brittle solstice]

Well I mean the insurgent is cool

[last briar]

Colombian Cocaine Achieved

[fluid sleet]

granted, i do b2bs - because fuck doing the setups amirite?

[fluid sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/scarface-al-pacino-tired-gif-14309882

[gritty python]

yea

[fluid sleet]

living out my vice city dreams

[brittle solstice]

You know what would probably be quite cool, being able to sell a Pegasus vehicle, cause a while ago now I accidentally bought an airport bus

[fluid sleet]

^^^^^^^

finally sell my dump truck i used once when i could troll with it when TP glich was ez

that was funny asf

[brittle solstice]

I was actually thinking of getting the dump truck

[last briar]

Why can't we buy Police cars if we can buy Fire Trucks!?

[brittle solstice]

Same with ambulances and taxis

[last briar]

The Taxi somehow is a Pegasus vehicle

Sus...

[brittle solstice]

How

[fluid sleet]

grr because rp is cringe

[brittle solstice]

It is literally a car

[fluid sleet]

lets blacklist the popular cars

u can save them in story mode

i dont get why its restricted

some kinda infinite money method by allowing us to use police cars?

and at the very least why not retired police vehicels

like an fib buffalo / stainer and that

[brittle solstice]

Wait random question but, do any of youse have a penthouse?

[dense knot]

I do

[warped pine]

Yes

[last briar]

I own 2

[brittle solstice]

How?

[warped pine]

He's a cheater

[last briar]

I bought them

[brittle solstice]

But If I was a PC Player I would only get 1 mod and it would be licensed cars (eg Audi,Mercedes )

[fluid sleet]

all of the ones on eclipse towers

[last briar]

I'm not cheating, you can own 4 at a time

[fluid sleet]

• the casino one

[last briar]

Yes

[brittle solstice]

I got my casino one yesterday after doing the cayo heist

[sullen obsidian]

🚔

[brittle solstice]

🅱️🅾️🅾️🅱️

[last briar]

Mob Boss Gets Away

[brittle solstice]

[last briar]

Loses The Heat

Finally Rests In His Penthouse In Peace

[obtuse girder]

I really want to buy the issi sport, but those fender flares are just killing me

[brittle solstice]

That’s the issi sport

[last briar]

Yeah, those bolt-on fenders...

[obtuse girder]

Oops

[void trench]

the issi classic however, doesn't have stock bolt-on fender flares

[obtuse girder]

I wanted to say sport but for some reason i typed classic

[last briar]

Buy the 'Issi'

[fluid sleet]

this car is hideous

[novel valley]

yes, i have it maxed out

[obtuse girder]

Alright i know im making a pretty shite example of the playerbase i take part in, but i dont think it looks all that bad with F1s

[void trench]

if they have included an option to at least replicate the JCW GP's fender, i might have bought the Issi Sport

[brittle solstice]

That actually looks good

[fluid sleet]

im not feeling it personally

the tires are still massive

[obtuse girder]

But atleast theyre not so deep in

[fluid sleet]

i reckon on like a drag car or hotrod

[last briar]

Porsche 911 Turbo headlights +

[fluid sleet]

idk why i just really hate the minis in this game

except the classic one

becasue it doesnt look completely butchered

[obtuse girder]

I mean, either too deep or too out, man rockstar really knows how to annoy people

[last briar]

Classic variant looks similar to real

[void trench]

to me that sounds like a plus for buying the issi classic

drive one inside a sewer, or drive one with a mounted chair

[brittle solstice]

If anything I’d make the ISSI classic look like mr beans car

[last briar]

It's designed by heart, not the fear of licensing issues

[void trench]

you practically can, image below is off gta wiki

[obtuse girder]

Hmm, ZR350 ? Kanjo ?

[last briar]

Yes, Kanjo especially

[obtuse girder]

Hell kanjo might be the best example, i never expect a civic with actual kanjo stuff in the game

[void trench]

designed by the heart to do a near 1:1 in-game replica

[last briar]

1:1.01

Only details are different

Not the whole shape of parts

[obtuse girder]

Hell ive never expected them to add the kanjo king

[fluid sleet]

what does kanjo stand for

[obtuse girder]

It stands for loop runners who run only civics really, integras sometimes too, oh yeah they also like to taunt the police , oh yeah they also wear hockey masks to hide their faces

[gritty python]

[sullen obsidian]

[magic tartan]

anus

[gritty python]

Have a GTB for now

[soft nimbus]

hi sido

[gritty python]

too lazy to install mods

Wet😳

[sullen obsidian]

[obtuse girder]

Wet Ass ZR-350 🍞

[gritty python]

[soft nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/ponste60-gif-21603654

[gritty python]

[sullen obsidian]

[pallid portal]

nice whip

[obtuse girder]

We got that 360p whip

[sullen obsidian]

Gigamesh wheels look good on the weevil too

[obtuse girder]

Gigachad wheels 🍞

[lunar jay]

@sullen obsidian I'm scared

[obtuse girder]

Yoo S13 wagon in gta when

[sullen obsidian]

[lunar jay]

There's so much wire

[sullen obsidian]

[lunar jay]

What

[sullen obsidian]

[obtuse girder]

Aight wb s14 wagon ?

[lunar jay]

At this point just by a stagea 260rs

[void trench]

would be nice to have mo wagons in gta online

[sullen obsidian]

There's alot you can do with the vulcar wagon

[buoyant geyser]

Looks like Fagiola

[sullen obsidian]

[stark sundial]

Will they add a plymouth fury based the Christine references?

[sudden edge]

Is the night shark a good thing to buy

[charred flax]

i would say so

[sudden edge]

Is it better than the insurgent

[charred flax]

not sure

[sudden edge]

They both have their pros and cons

[ashen mulch]

Royally ugly

[ashen mulch]

It's rockstar

Aka no

[stark sundial]

Oh

I forgot about rock(missed opurtunity) star

[ashen mulch]

Trust rockstar to add cars nobody wants (RSX and GTB)

[stark sundial]

I think more 50s card should be added

They look nice

[ashen mulch]

Based

[narrow viper]

r* should add roomba

clean apartment gaming

[void trench]

as much as i like a rockstar games' rendition of a plymouth fury
that spot is already filled with the Declasse Tornado
a 50s car with dual headlight clusters, sloping roof, flat-surface side detailing and rear fin design

[regal patrol]

I mean they do look kinda similar anyway

[sullen obsidian]

[hidden python]

It has the doors of the DeLorean too lol

[ashen mulch]

Looks a bit fat

[hidden python]

It looks like a Buick to me tbh

Doesn't it look like a Buick?

[ashen mulch]

Does look like a GNX kinda

[hidden python]

I think it looks like a Buick regal

[hidden python]

Pb did you customise the Buick in gta?

[ashen mulch]

I had one

[raw rapids]

i actually thought that was the beevil from gta but its real 💀

[hidden python]

Show it then

[narrow viper]

I have been pretty hyped about the itali RSX

[true silo]

And?

[gritty python]

And?

[true silo]

Damn, I was just about to complain for not responding to my compliment , fast move@gritty python( Ofc for fun)

[gritty python]

[indigo hemlock]

[true silo]

Good Evening James

[indigo hemlock]

good evening tim

[gritty python]

Hames

[true silo]

Hammond!

[indigo hemlock]

mm the AMR Green 2 would look quite nice on a wagner

[severe pewter]

I wonder why

[true silo]

well, no offense @hidden python . But maybe I did better on the Magazine stuffs

[raw rapids]

i wonder how

[true silo]

As you wished, voted from DCA-server

[severe pewter]

Sorry but asking the DCA server for ratings is like asking children if they like chocolate

[true silo]

Yes, Ik, but he cares about DCA's voting

[narrow viper]

i feel like its that way for most servers

[hidden python]

Hmmm okay

[smoky gull]

How can i make my toreador too actualy Lock on Air vehicles

[regal patrol]

Getting in range and making sure missile homing is enabled

[sonic slate]

yeah

[smoky gull]

Well i did

[smoky gull]

And i COULNT HIT THE TRYHARD IN THE SAVAGE

[true silo]

Well, I agree that that one looks great, except for the pic being a bit strangely cropped

[hidden python]

Hmnn

Ye

[true silo]

Just use E-ammo or Spam RPG

Don't forget to EWO after shooting

[smoky gull]

I aint lvl 100

Ewo?

[true silo]

Sticky bomb EWO

*EWO=Easy Way Out

[smoky gull]

Oh i dont do thaf

But how can i make my toreador actualy Hit a Helicopter thats 4 feet in the air and 5 centimeters away from me Cuse thw Homing misslss are SHIT at locking on at a Litteral Car of an Player better IT WONT

I have tried everything

[narrow viper]

you dont

[true silo]

Why not

[narrow viper]

get a good car like a fully loaded R2K

[smoky gull]

So its Actual shit

[true silo]

My Hobby is to make tryhard ragequit.

[narrow viper]

use actual skills not ewo you piece of pus

[thorny basalt]

[true silo]

I joined Tryhardcrew as my secondary crew in order to join a tryhards

Oi Ivan

[thorny basalt]

oy

[true silo]

Why not on tryhards smh

[thorny basalt]

i came in here for car talk but i see typical freemode pvp talk

what this?

[true silo]

Lol

[narrow viper]

Because that makes YOU a tryhard

git gud

[true silo]

*anti tryhard

Anyways, let's go back to our main

[narrow viper]

anti tryhard
fights like a tryhard

[true silo]

If you wanna talk more, come to depth

[narrow viper]

[smoky gull]

How can i make the toreador actualy lock on air vehicles that are like 2 centi meters above me and 2 meters away from me

This piece of shit

[upper tundra]

That's the funny thing. You dont

[smoky gull]

Is the stromberg better?

[upper tundra]

Toreador is regarded as stromberg mk2 by many

[smoky gull]

But Worse in lock on

[upper tundra]

If you want you can buy a stromberg and try it

[smoky gull]

Litteraly Proffesional Locked on a Mk2 and Pyre realm tryed too use it and it worked fine Project heli sexuality Used it against a Mk2 tryhard

And that worked

[upper tundra]

I had a stroke trying to read that

[smoky gull]

And locking on How they did it doenst work even on Ground vehicles of a Player

[gritty python]

[pallid portal]

The professional is shit

the toreador is shit

the stromberg is even more shit

[smoky gull]

Wow

[pallid portal]

oppressor mk2 missiles are far better at locking and have twice the range

[true silo]

Why not

[pallid portal]

Toreador is slow car which can live like three missiles

[smoky gull]

Fucken TheProffesional Beated 2 oppresor Baby's on a Stromberg

[cunning hamlet]

it has lock an angle of 45 degrees, stay a distance to lock on

[pallid portal]

rigged

[cunning hamlet]

you piece of sshit

[pallid portal]

and the people against him were probably shit

They always are in his videos

[smoky gull]

Yes

[pallid portal]

can’t stay a distance if you can’t reach that far with your dogshit missiles

Toreador is shit unfortunately as it’s a cool looking car

[smoky gull]

Wow

[cunning hamlet]

stay a distance in lock on distance

[smoky gull]

:/

Bruh

3.6 wasted

[cunning hamlet]

it hard af

[cunning hamlet]

not really

[smoky gull]

?

[pallid portal]

lad watch me just pop chaff and absolutely swerve your ass from behind a building

Can’t even turn around without doing a three point or u turn

[cunning hamlet]

well yea

[smoky gull]

E brake R1

[pallid portal]

toreadors are easily my second favourite car to blow up after deluxo

[smoky gull]

:/

[cunning hamlet]

i use pyro with pocket glitch when theres oppressor griefers

[pallid portal]

hasn’t happened to me yet

[smoky gull]

So i wasted 3.6 on that Piece of Dog shit

[pallid portal]

essentially the underwater is useless as well

[smoky gull]

Sonar is good for poor bastards

[cunning hamlet]

but u have a sub

[dim forum]

anyone know how long the besra is on sale for?

[smoky gull]

Yes

[dim forum]

cos i wanna get the seabreeze then the besra

[pallid portal]

what for getting a few crates for 7.5k each

[smoky gull]

75k

[cunning hamlet]

rp

[pallid portal]

Yeah if you get all of them

Which is 10 and who can be bothered to do that

could run like three cayos with replay glitch in that time

[smoky gull]

Its enough if u Wasted all of ur Collumbian Druglord money

[pallid portal]

shouldn’t have wasted it on shit car

[cunning hamlet]

and to know the locations of boxes, spend 1.2 mil on sonar station

[pallid portal]

Do you have submarine?

[smoky gull]

Yes

[pallid portal]

Alright good just checking

That’s like two cayos just do b2b with someone

Get your money back easy

[smoky gull]

Wow

But my friend doesnt have a sub

[pallid portal]

He should get one ASAP

Literally get that then get anything after easily

[cunning hamlet]

its like an air fryer

[pallid portal]

I don’t have an air fryer lmao

[cunning hamlet]

btw why every griefer has a mk2

[regal patrol]

It's very easy to use

[indigo hemlock]

What is this gta vehicles council

[cunning hamlet]

but theres things thats better than it

[regal patrol]

Yes but it's very good and very easy to use

[cunning hamlet]

u mean no skill required?

[indigo hemlock]

Is this some sort of self certification

[regal patrol]

More or less

[pallid portal]

oppressor mk2 spawns right next to you, no skill, looks fly af and you can absolutely clap some bots with it

[cunning hamlet]

only bots

[regal patrol]

I put it in my name specifically so I can say "the council will decide your fate"

[indigo hemlock]

I dont visit this place as often as i used to so i dont think itll be appropriate to use it

[pallid portal]

do it anyway bossman

[regal patrol]

I wouldn't object to you using it

[pallid portal]

I can’t due to my role of trolling some bozos in #gta-online

[indigo hemlock]

Meh

[cunning hamlet]

btw every aircraft can spawn right next to u

[river maple]

wasnt that just a glitch

[regal patrol]

If you use a glitch

[cunning hamlet]

yea

its not a big deal to do it

[river maple]

yeah from back when the tuner update first dropped

[pallid portal]

oppressor mk2 you can do without glitch and it’s easy af

does it still work?

[cunning hamlet]

ye

[pallid portal]

alright I might go find a link for that then

[regal patrol]

I think it spawning next to you just calling it in was patched, but you can just use the sparrow method

[pallid portal]

Go to dms I don’t want to get you banned

[river maple]

they were probably trying to do something with spawning helicopters closer but fucked it up and made it all air vehicles

[regal patrol]

When it first dropped they would just spawn right next to you without you having to do any other trickery

[river maple]

yeah like a normal vehicle

[regal patrol]

Now you just need to call in the sparrow right after you call in your aircraft

[true silo]

You can do it with Buzzard aswell

[cunning hamlet]

ceo vehicles

[craggy stream]

Petition to include the CXT and MXT to gta

[cunning hamlet]

fully amoured

[craggy stream]

Guardian XL and Squaddie XL 👀

[regal patrol]

What company made those trucks again

That logo looks really familiar

International I think

[craggy stream]

Yeah it’s international

[regal patrol]

That's a big mf Jeep Gladiator damn

[narrow viper]

No I photoshopped apocalypse, with nightmare and future shock wheels

[lament briar]

international woo
lonestar

[craggy stream]

the PT Cruiser of haulers

[lament briar]

kinda yeah, which is why I have one in ATS xd

ats y u no 5700

[craggy stream]

one chunky boy

[lament briar]

oh shit wait, the 5700 isnt international

[sonic slate]

dont listen a lot to @pallid portal, he hates the toreador for some reason

is a great car, excelent to catch off guard tryhards in mk2 because they dont see you are in a toreador, and is the best rocket car of all

[narrow viper]

Police tempesta

[lament briar]

wait.. what was that one called lol im dumb

[craggy stream]

what was what called?

[pallid portal]

-10 lad points

[sonic slate]

...

why the fuck you put those rims on a modern super car!!???

[narrow viper]

Police tempesta

[craggy stream]

-10 points for being Bri*ish

[lament briar]

im finding it out myself

[craggy stream]

Kozy wtf are you on about

[sonic slate]

bullshit, more like "riced tempesta"

[narrow viper]

Wheels are glitched bennys

[craggy stream]

how is that rice you baboon

[regal patrol]

Because police car

[summer jasper]

police vehicles do not have underglow and red headlights

[lament briar]

fuuck, its a western star 5700, I got it now

[narrow viper]

How do u want to make police car then

[sonic slate]

old rims on a modern super car?
are you fucking kidding me?

[regal patrol]

Just make it black

[summer jasper]

there is one already

[narrow viper]

But the wheels are bennys

[regal patrol]

Have you never seen cop car wheels

[summer jasper]

okay ?

what does that have to do with police

[regal patrol]

They usually always have boring-ass Steelies with chrome hubcap

[narrow viper]

Looks kinda like the police rims

[regal patrol]

They looks like police wheels

[summer jasper]

just the rims

[humble stratus]

Can agree on that

[narrow viper]

Yes still I got it from someone

[sonic slate]

yes i have, and they dont have that tasteless crap

[summer jasper]

u wouldnt put those on special police vehicles

[craggy stream]

how is that rice you baboon

[humble stratus]

But I wouldnt put them on thay car

[narrow viper]

Yea it’s not Japanese car lol

[craggy stream]

My man really thinking rice = bad

[regal patrol]

That Aventador isn't even from a real police department for one

[sonic slate]

because those rims dont work on the car, those are for old cars or crown victoria, not a modern supercar

[craggy stream]

how is that rice you baboon

[humble stratus]

I swear I was lvl 25

[sonic slate]

already told you

[craggy stream]

Mf do you just think rice means ugly?

[humble stratus]

Thats not rice

[craggy stream]

We had a level nerf

[regal patrol]

It's not race inspired

[humble stratus]

Oh, ok

[regal patrol]

So it's not rice

[humble stratus]

Those rims arent good for races, so defo not RICE

[regal patrol]

The police steelies are am interesting choice for a lambo, yes

[valid spire]

ricers

[sonic slate]

in that case

yes, is ugly

[regal patrol]

But they do look like police steelies

[craggy stream]

most of your cars are rice

[sonic slate]

put them in the correct car, not on a modern super car

[neon rampart]

Race inspired cosmetics that don’t actually have any effect on racing performance, for example, carbon fiber patterned stickers.

[narrow viper]

Should I merge on them?

[sonic slate]

fantastic joke, but #memes-and-shitposting is over there

[fluid sleet]

Lmfao

[regal patrol]

[narrow viper]

U can’t get those wheels the tempesta have without save wizard

[sonic slate]

yeah, but not those rims

[craggy stream]

I mean, they literally are

[sonic slate]

ugly photoshop

[novel valley]

[fluid sleet]

Tbh a police lambo wont have crown vic rims

[novel valley]

yes

[fluid sleet]

Look at the stuff they got in like Dubai and the UAR

[lunar jay]

Rice

[fluid sleet]

UAE*

[narrow viper]

Yes but I got it from someone

[humble stratus]

Dubai is in the UAE

[sonic slate]

yeah, right...

[fluid sleet]

Do you even know the meaning of rice

[sonic slate]

exactly!!

[fluid sleet]

Rice =! Bad looking

[lunar jay]

Bro… have you forgotten who I am :(

[fluid sleet]

Possibly

[narrow viper]

The fact u guys didn’t see I wrote police tempesta

[neon rampart]

Yeah a lot of people get confused when it comes to the UAE, luckily you got a resident here to clear things up 🤷🏻‍♂️

[lunar jay]

I'm even on your friends list

[regal patrol]

Drive a police Lambo hard on Michigan roads and you'd wish you'd have steelies

[fluid sleet]

👍

[lunar jay]

Police cars are rice

[humble stratus]

I see the meaning of the underglow.

[regal patrol]

I saw it

[narrow viper]

Yes red head lights and blue underglow

[severe pewter]

Drive a police Lambo hard on Michigan roads and you’d wish you weren’t driving a police lambo

[sonic slate]

only a crow Victoria would use them, not a police lambo

[regal patrol]

That's true

[craggy stream]

Futo; has body kits originating from 80s gt cars, roll cages, bucket seats, and a spoiler 👀

[humble stratus]

kinda acting like a siren

[craggy stream]

literally rice

[fluid sleet]

What makes you say that

[sonic slate]

because is a drift car?

[fluid sleet]

Ever seen a Volvo t5r police car? Ting is rapido

But I guess I see what u mean

[quick oriole]

it won't be a lambo for very long

[regal patrol]

Undercover cars exist

[humble stratus]

ik

[lunar jay]

The generators used for lights are first used in race cars, meaning they are racing inspired, meaning they are rice

[regal patrol]

They'd just put the sirens in the lights or in the cabin

[humble stratus]

but even they have sirens when they are chasing

[fluid sleet]

Wait really? Thanks for that I never knew

[craggy stream]

you also lowered your dominator and gave it a spoiler which is pretty rice

[smoky gull]

Are the guided missles good

[regal patrol]

A fair amount of the tech in road cars have origins in motorsport

[lunar jay]

Literally 99% of things used in cars modern days are from race cars

Inb4 yes tis exaggeration

[quick oriole]

Toreador? theyre pretty good

[sonic slate]

bruh

[smoky gull]

I bought it but the lock on Is bad

[humble stratus]

thats a lip spoiler tho

[sonic slate]

they are not aimbot like op mk2 or deluxo missiles, but they are pretty good

[quick oriole]

the thing about Toreador missiles is that they're infinite @smoky gull

[craggy stream]

you have it a big boy wing, the mach 1's is smaller

[regal patrol]

No, is proper spoiler

[humble stratus]

is it?

[quick oriole]

slightly better than Oppressor Mk1 which is much better than any aircraft-mounted missiles

[craggy stream]

it's small but it's there

[sonic slate]

bruh

[humble stratus]

Ok

[quick oriole]

like you won't get the garbage from Buzzard and Lazer

[fluid sleet]

every car is rice 😱

[lunar jay]

Indeed

[craggy stream]

deluxo just accept your cars are rice

[craggy stream]

everyone's cars are rice

[lunar jay]

^

People like a car that looks fast, spawned from race car design

[craggy stream]

unless if you're like me and keep them stock

[quick oriole]

exactly

[lunar jay]

Even then it's OEM rice

[quick oriole]

theres a certain taste to that

[craggy stream]

that oem+ quality

[regal patrol]

Sometimes wings, splitters and skirts are there for function over form

[smoky gull]

A Toyota Supra in Gta is Kind of cool if u Make the perfect Paul walker supra but if it has the stock supra spoiler its race

[humble stratus]

I want a road legal F1 car to go super ricer mode

[lunar jay]

That's still by default a cosmetic

[craggy stream]

other way around

[quick oriole]

The C in rice stands for Cosmetic

[lunar jay]

I mean designers wanna use racing curves in their cars sooooooo

[quick oriole]

in factory cars the spoilers are actually functional

[severe pewter]

Yeah good luck

[lunar jay]

It's still cosmetic tho

[craggy stream]

Countach begs to differ

[regal patrol]

Yes, they do have a physical appearance
Brilliant observation Einstein

[lunar jay]

So why are you saying otherwise

[quick oriole]

rice implies purely cosmetic.

[lunar jay]

It does?

🤔

[quick oriole]

yes?

[regal patrol]

I am?

[lunar jay]

Yea

[regal patrol]

I'm saying sometimes they serve a purpose

[craggy stream]

I mean it's cosmetic enhancement not performance 👀

[humble stratus]

How does red bull do their cars

They drive them on the roads

[severe pewter]

💰

[regal patrol]

When did I say they weren't visible

[humble stratus]

Oh

[lunar jay]

I know what it's time for

[humble stratus]

I will be rich then

so I can do that

[quick oriole]

otherwise this and every other supercar would be rice

you'd hardly call anything on that car simply for cosmetics

[craggy stream]

I mean the senna is literally function over form so that's a bad example 👀

[sonic slate]

thats why i use the original meaning of rice cars

just ugly eyesores of vehicles

[lunar jay]

Jealousy below plz

[humble stratus]

A typical rice is big wang, weird air intakes

[severe pewter]

Lambo doors

[regal patrol]

Is the Lykan Hypersport rice? Or is it just flashy

[craggy stream]

that's.... not the meaning of rice, that image is rice but rice =/= bad

[humble stratus]

so that they can "go faster"

[severe pewter]

On a civic

[quick oriole]

that's the thing, it still checks off every box for a rice car besides asian origin.

-gigantic oversized spoiler
-gigantic splitter

[lunar jay]

Show me one that actually exists

And moves

[sonic slate]

screw this

i will call this rice burner

[quick oriole]

if someone took a Nissan and stuck a Senna wing on it, it would've been a ricer

[lunar jay]

But it's functional

[craggy stream]

this is a good example of rice

[lunar jay]

sO iT cAn'T bE rIcE

It works as a wing

[quick oriole]

actually, no

[lunar jay]

Impossible to be rice if it works

Smh

[sonic slate]

nah

[craggy stream]

rocket bunny is the defintion of rice

[quick oriole]

that's either a massive ricer or a straight up race car

[lunar jay]

Literally a race car

[fresh dock]

rice

[sonic slate]

time attack

[humble stratus]

Front wheel hatchbacks with big wangs would not work, but the senna, a rear wheel supercar works

[craggy stream]

the best not-rice car

[quick oriole]

but yeah i don't think any street-legal nissan is actually fast enough for that Senna wing to be more than dead weight.

[regal patrol]

You can find videos of them

[regal patrol]

People have test driven them on tracks

[craggy stream]

not rice, just cool

[regal patrol]

It is a real car
It's just not that great of a sports car

[humble stratus]

Thats why it is race. For the senna, it is essential

[sonic slate]

double spoilers are cool

[severe pewter]

Anyway what’s everyone’s favorite type of rice

[fresh dock]

Hypersport is just flashy

[humble stratus]

Sticky

[severe pewter]

Chicken rice is pretty good

[craggy stream]

except that's rice from factory

[humble stratus]

Easy to eat

[quick oriole]

exactly. but on a random nissan, it would be rice. and that is the point

[fresh dock]

however the Fenyr might have something else to say about performance

[craggy stream]

the countach is an amazing example of rice

[humble stratus]

Yeah, ik

[quick oriole]

i don't think even the GT-R is fast enough to make use of it

[sonic slate]

[quick oriole]

it'll just break the rear suspension over 150

[regal patrol]

What if they do serve a purpose

[humble stratus]

not the senna spoiler, but its stock one, it should work

[quick oriole]

that purpose sure as hell isn't making the car faster

[regal patrol]

God forbid they swap the suspension

[quick oriole]

that's not a rice enhancement.

[regal patrol]

But what if it is to help it get around a track faster

Time attack cars exist

[ashen mulch]

Mushroom risotto with mushroom duschell

[regal patrol]

Pikes peak

[quick oriole]

which are heavily modified and not just for cosmetics.

[severe pewter]

Would a giant rear wing on a Honda Civic going 80 mph maximum serve a purpose apart from looking very weird?

[humble stratus]

I know it is dark

[sonic slate]

can confirm

[quick oriole]

a random nissan wouldn't have the engine power or grip to make use of a Senna wing

[pallid portal]

Did I spell enthusiast right

I did

[regal patrol]

Apart from when they do

[quick oriole]

you would have to heavily modify it to the point it would probably not even be road legal

[regal patrol]

You know, when people modify them

[severe pewter]

Will

[narrow viper]

how to ping ppl on discord

[severe pewter]

Keyword was “random”

[sonic slate]

looks cool tho @quick oriole

[quick oriole]

then once you cross road legal you might as well go to this

[humble stratus]

alonso wins the grand prix.

your pfp

[quick oriole]

based

[past sluice]

nice car

[severe pewter]

Surely no one would think this actually serves a purpose?

[sonic slate]

anyway, repost of my drift dominator asp

[humble stratus]

that is stupid

Why did lester react

[past sluice]

why not

[craggy stream]

that's pretty rice

[sonic slate]

you know that for level up right @humble stratus?

[humble stratus]

Oh

never knew why he reacted

[sonic slate]

if you say so

[narrow viper]

pov: you find a friendly lobby

https://tenor.com/view/gtav-fivem-playaction-gta-video-game-dance-gif-17948787

[humble stratus]

impossible

[craggy stream]

name a drift car with racing structs and supports

[severe pewter]

@craggy stream you should get a giant wing for your Lexus

[humble stratus]

some noncy tryhard blows you up as soon as you get in a car

[past sluice]

when u find the right house

[last briar]

When all are modders

It is

Possible

[humble stratus]

True, because you cant kill eachother

[obtuse girder]

14 inch splitter 2 inch rear bumper

[narrow viper]

right house is sweet's house.

[humble stratus]

I had a literal fire fight with another modder once

No one won

[past sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-dance-smooth-gif-6054489

[narrow viper]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-rock-gif-21708339

nice ass

[last briar]

People like this dude for his body

The 🪨

[past sluice]

where is the wrong in that?

[last briar]

I don't diagnosis any wrong in it

[narrow viper]

the cock

[last briar]

The 🐓

[narrow viper]

yea

[past sluice]

why did it get deleted

bruv

[sonic slate]

is not like irl is any different

[late silo]

I think that is the best benny's car is tornado custom

And i am really happy that i bought it

I thought the speakers from benny's do nothing

They make the radio more loud and everyone can hear them

[craggy stream]

yeah... it doesn't have a racing splitter and supports that touch the ground

the whole point of drift cars is to be high off the ground so they don't fuck up anything important

[late silo]

The old mustang😫

[summer jasper]

bro thats NP

[sonic slate]

yeah, no

[sonic slate]

...

actually, you are right

[brittle solstice]

I am planning on doing a cayo and after it I’ll have abt 2.6/2.7m what vehicle(s) should I get?

[sonic slate]

you have the kosatka sparrow @brittle solstice?

[brittle solstice]

No

[sonic slate]

buy it

[craggy stream]

I have a buddy who drifts a 240, I better

[upper tundra]

Get it with homing rockets

[valid spire]

@sonic slate is Deluxo mk 2 coming to online?

[sonic slate]

yeah, that's a good observation, I'm going to listen to it

[sonic slate]

good heavens, no

[valid spire]

lol, ur supposed to say yes then tell me what it does that mk 1 doesn't

[fresh dock]

rice

[sonic slate]

...

dude, what?

[valid spire]

im joking

[sonic slate]

thank god, sometimes you dont difference here jokes from actual dumb people
i remember some dude who said gta 5 and online didn't have cars with 4wd, fucking weird

[neon rampart]

you gorgeous thing, you.

[valid spire]

bruh

[narrow viper]

Hex and pearlascent, now

[livid dust]

schafter purple / ulra blue

[sonic slate]

ah yes @valid spire, there you go

[narrow viper]

Best racing game on PlayStation ?

[true silo]

Ofc GTA!

[upper tundra]

Forza

[true silo]

Oh yes I forgot

[severe pewter]

Gran turismo

[livid dust]

Mario Racer

[wanton dawn]

its not on playstation

[sonic slate]

Team fortress 2 X Sonic & all stars racing of course

[opal bronze]

What's the good jet that shoots missiles like an ak

Ik it sounds weird but I'm stupid😅😂

[upper tundra]

Lazer has explosive mg

[opal bronze]

Is that the one greifers use?

[narrow viper]

What’s the fastest car in gta?

[indigo hemlock]

top speed: comet s2
lap time: Krieger Emerus

[narrow viper]

Thanks

[sullen obsidian]

👻

[opal bronze]

Ghostbusters

[sonic slate]

*Ghostfuckers

[sullen obsidian]

[opal bronze]

Sus

[narrow viper]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-rock-gif-21708339

that's sexy sus

[valid spire]

smh

[craggy stream]

I still can’t get over the botched voices

[fresh dock]

wrong server

[summer jasper]

[sonic slate]

@viral pewter still is alive?

somehow got muted tho

[pallid portal]

he’s muted?

[sonic slate]

yeah, he put he won the peyote gasser and 5 seconds later got muted

[pallid portal]

lmao ok

[narrow viper]

Perhaps he sent 5 pics

[sonic slate]

they where 3, i think

[narrow viper]

Strange

[jagged minnow]

I can’t send the image but dm me I wanna know what car this is

[narrow viper]

Dried blood paint job

[narrow viper]

Turismo R

It's one of the free cars if you own Premium GTA V

[jagged minnow]

No no not that it’s a screenshot but I can’t send it to the chat

[narrow viper]

Aka Daddy epic Games frre version

[narrow viper]

Copy paste the image from paint

[vale bolt]

Tursimo
A free car

[jagged minnow]

Omg no lmao

assets-library://asset/asset.JPG?id=B83FCECF-F5B6-4D0B-82F7-E16B5C220820&ext=JPG

[vale bolt]

Wrong reply

[jagged minnow]

Just someone dm me please

[vale bolt]

proceeds to hit myself with paper

[vale bolt]

What for

[jagged minnow]

I need to k ow what car this is

Someone sent the pic to me

[narrow viper]

xD i bought it tho

it looked cool to me

It looks cool indeed but I just don't like the free cars tbh

I prefer to grind to get those beauties

That's why I adore my Purple Thrax

[vale bolt]

My fav car atm is the XA-21 even tho it’s cheap af

[wheat tree]

Xa-21 is a good time

[vale bolt]

I just love the handling

Why is lester bot reacting

[wheat tree]

You leveled up

[vale bolt]

Ah

I’m new so I wouldn’t know 💀

[wheat tree]

Welcome lol

[regal patrol]

This place isn't super welcoming

[sullen obsidian]

[hard ingot]

Is the rogue plane good

[regal patrol]

I will freely admit that I may be part of the problem

[soft nimbus]

[vale bolt]

Just that one guy

[narrow viper]

viejo lesbiano moment, it's a Spanish meme you wouldn't get it

[vale bolt]

Ahaha
I don’t get it

[green pilot]

Guys I’m looking to buy a car any suggestions?

A fast and good looking one

[soft nimbus]

[loud oasis]

uhhhhhhh

[soft nimbus]

matttttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyy

[green pilot]

What’s it called ?

[loud oasis]

Krieger

[green pilot]

Is this the fastest car in the game ?

[ashen mulch]

lmao no

that award goes to the comet S2

[arctic basin]

I’m sorry but the tezeract is so hot

[regal patrol]

I'm sorry but it isn't

[arctic basin]

It is

[sonic slate]

it is hot
a hot piece of junk when i blow it away with a orbital canon shot

[pallid portal]

hotter than the comet s2 in pastel pink with the Yankton hottie plates?

[arctic basin]

No need for that

[arctic basin]

Yeah hotter

[severe pewter]

The tezeract looks hot

When it gets blown up

[sonic slate]

there is no need yeah

but i must do that

[regal patrol]

It's hot when you start a battery fire

[pallid portal]

lazer

[arctic basin]

Guys guys

[pallid portal]

Tezeract spotted

[arctic basin]

The tezeract is my favourite car can you leave off a bit

[regal patrol]

No

Tezeract bad

[sonic slate]

damn, i didn't knew you got coronavirus, sorry bro

[arctic basin]

No taste

Ha

Ha

I actually did have corona so I am taking deep offense rn

[sonic slate]

excelent

[arctic basin]

[pallid portal]

holy shit he’s strapped

[arctic basin]

as always

[pallid portal]

sick

[sonic slate]

unlike the real thing, the Tezeract is a ugly piece of shit @arctic basin

[arctic basin]

Let me send you my tezeract

[sonic slate]

dont need @arctic basin, i like to keep my eyes

[severe pewter]

the real car is just as ugly yeah the irl car looks better

[sonic slate]

nah @severe pewter, looks cool

[arctic basin]

Nah trust me you want to be seeing this

[sonic slate]

cool thing they used some of it for the sian

[arctic basin]

Lamborghini is overrated

McLaren is where you want to be shopping for cars

[sonic slate]

no is not
i like them if you are batshit insane and want batshit insane cars

[arctic basin]

They are not insane they are unreliable

[sand ravine]

@arctic basin teseract ass. End of conversation.

[arctic basin]

No

[sand ravine]

yes

[fresh dock]

@pallid portal

can’t be a badsport enthusiast without this

[sand ravine]

uh

[sonic slate]

who cares?
most of them look cool irl and gta o

[sand ravine]

which is the 2nd one

I want it now

[sonic slate]

thats the infernus classic @sand ravine

[sand ravine]

reminds me of a vice city vibe

[soft nimbus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sCnvBuDRJ0

[sonic slate]

that would be the torero @sand ravine

[sand ravine]

ah

epic

[unkempt palm]

anyone got some clean classic cars

[sonic slate]

maybe @unkempt palm

[unkempt palm]

i like that second one pretty nice

[pallid portal]

sheesh

Slight problem can’t change helmet with the dumbass dunce hat

[jagged minnow]

Okay so money isn’t an issue what is a good super car I should get that looks cool I do not care the price

[pallid portal]

rt3000

banana car

[sonic slate]

go for the Nero and the Nero custom @jagged minnow

[icy valve]

Buy your Bati 801
From 0 - 80

Vroooooooom

[jagged minnow]

I have it

[sonic slate]

screw bati
EMBRACE EMO SKELETON MOTORCYCLE

[crystal bear]

what r u guys' thoughts on the grotti itali rsx?

worth buying?

[sonic slate]

looks cool
quite fast
4wd
yeah is good

[crystal bear]

alright

[jagged minnow]

It’s clean when I’m out of school I’m buying it lol

[unkempt palm]

what are the best looking classic cars

[sonic slate]

bad question @unkempt palm, thats personal taste

[unkempt palm]

ahh true ig

i was asking generally though

[green pilot]

does anyone of u have ff garage?

[upper tundra]

Tornado is hawt

[sonic slate]

well, the savestra and the michelli gt look great

[sonic slate]

what?

[green pilot]

Fast and furious garage

[summer jasper]

f&f

[sonic slate]

eh, replica garages? no thanks

[green pilot]

They’re cool

For looks at least

[sonic slate]

no they are not @green pilot, all the cars people use for that are more than just a lifeless reference

[narrow viper]

Lowkey want rockstar to add this

[sonic slate]

ohh, the formula/hod rod chimera, really like the look of this thing

Nfs also put this on nfs 2015 and payback

[narrow viper]

I know. I wonder why they didnt add it to heat

Probably licensing

[sonic slate]

maybe because is a little bit too broken @narrow viper?

[narrow viper]

Really broken?

[sonic slate]

you could use the engine of this thing and slap it somewhere else @narrow viper, and the car itself is amazing

[narrow viper]

Oh thats right engine swaps

[sonic slate]

the funny thing is R* already have the perfect car for it @narrow viper

[grim cove]

Can anyone give me a free veichle

[summer jasper]

yeah!

[grim cove]

Really?

[summer jasper]

yep

[grim cove]

What one

[summer jasper]

i have a bunch what would you like ?

[grim cove]

I mean what are you offering

I've wanted a deluxo for a yr now

[summer jasper]

aight bro ill get one just for u

[sonic slate]

then why the hell you dont get the kosatka?

[grim cove]

I don't have money

Tawa what do you play on

[summer jasper]

all

[grim cove]

Ok

[distant thunder]

Can anyone help me pls

[green pilot]

Grind

[sonic slate]

me, who grinded to get the kosatka pretty much free and then get the nightclub and the bunker :

[vale bolt]

me who got them all the second they came out

[grim cove]

He lied

[sonic slate]

who the hell are you?

[vale bolt]

New guy to this server

[summer jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-face-creepy-smile-gif-18297390

[grim cove]

Now I sad

[vale bolt]

I prefer calling Deluxos by there real name
Delorian

[sonic slate]

huh

[vale bolt]

You asked

[sonic slate]

dude in what you use you 1 millon monthly?

[grim cove]

I don't have ps plus

[sonic slate]

then how you play gta online?

[vale bolt]

Hmmmm I don’t bother since It’s so less

[grim cove]

Does anyone have cayo so I can play with them for money

[vale bolt]

Maybe later

[grim cove]

Thanks

[vale bolt]

#ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg and that exists

I will have to get my ps out tho

Takes time which I don’t have atm

[grim cove]

Ok

[sonic slate]

dude @grim cove, you need plus to play gta o

[grim cove]

You dont

Bc I don't have it

[summer jasper]

🤨

[narrow viper]

BROKE ASS ALERT

[grim cove]

Yh

I'm broke

[sonic slate]

pretty sure you need @grim cove

[grim cove]

Weird

But I don't have it

[vale bolt]

Hmmm

[narrow viper]

Nederlandse hiero?

can you paint the stock rims on the deluxo

[vale bolt]

?

I should check that

Most likely not tho

Atm I do be watching the amazing Spider-Man

[craggy stream]

Already tried, they’re chrome stocks

[sonic slate]

nope @narrow viper, they are chromed (by code)

[craggy stream]

Beat you to it, ricer

[sonic slate]

fuck youuuuuu...

"i need something smart"

gangster skeletor

[narrow viper]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-slam-slam-desk-desk-slam-xqc-slam-gif-19145485

[narrow viper]

by code

[sonic slate]

more like the model itself is chromed @narrow viper, you cant change the color of something is not there

[narrow viper]

good

[narrow viper]

bad car

[livid dust]

😮

[sand cedar]

I want a dominator

But am broke

[livid dust]

hater 😦

[karmic sphinx]

I m only 37

I need that hood on muscle car

But that needs 67

What i do

[narrow viper]

for a good reason

[sand cedar]

Either gamble or sell something

[karmic sphinx]

I have enough money

Not enough RP

[olive bluff]

damn

what do you guys think the new dlc will be about?

[vale bolt]

Hopefully a different country

[olive bluff]

bruh what

[vale bolt]

We need other country heist

[olive bluff]

bruh

[dense badger]

Hopefully it's an underground car trading ring tied with Cops and Crooks

[olive bluff]

💀

[cinder topaz]

probably simeon or madrazo

[dense badger]

Ew Simeon

[sonic slate]

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

[cinder topaz]

both are "legitimate businessmen"

[vale bolt]

Broke

[olive bluff]

1 missing

[vale bolt]

That’s a amazing idea

[olive bluff]

💀

[vale bolt]

I want that

[olive bluff]

why😭

[vale bolt]

Maybe finally we could buy the police car without glitches

[sonic slate]

nope
and if you say the vanilla dominator i will cut you balls, cook them and serve them to my cat

[dense badger]

Thanks. I've always loved the car business in GTA (NOT Simeon). I mean the game series is called GTA for a reason

[vale bolt]

Or the golf cart

[olive bluff]

🤨

vanilla dominator missing tho

😏

[vale bolt]

[olive bluff]

mads mikkelsen

[vale bolt]

Arena war was the best update to gta but after buying and customising them all it got boring

[olive bluff]

he is from my country denmark 😄

[olive bluff]

bro what💀

[sonic slate]

wrong

[olive bluff]

not even close 💀

[dense badger]

I hated Arena War. 50k for fucking purple headlights like goddamn that's wack

[vale bolt]

I had to sell some because I couldn’t fit em

[sonic slate]

that would be cayo perico

[olive bluff]

arena war was so azz

[dense badger]

ass*

[olive bluff]

azz

[vale bolt]

It’s so easy and quick to make a few bucks of and I forgot about it lmao

[olive bluff]

⛷️

[sonic slate]

...

you buy shark cards!!!?????

[vale bolt]

The new submarine car is actually really good
When I first got it I thought it would be like the stromberg then I learnt about the boosts and like WOOO

[vale bolt]

Nope-
Sometimes

[queen bison]

Can someone please give me modded vehcihles on ps4

[vale bolt]

No

[queen bison]

Oof

[vale bolt]

No modding