#gta-vehicles
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I kept it lore friendly cuz y not
You are a Bimbo 
cheeky
Pieces doesn't have an apostrophe
Your words were, and I quote, "I'm not really dumb, I like to pretend I am."
You doesn't have a capital letter in that context but have you ever made a mag cover from scratch
This isn't an ironic attempt?
have you ever made a mag cover from scratch
Irrelevant
Lemme fix it
jeb is the editor of over two dozen magazine publications

@narrow viper
Lmaooo
hahah
Imagine holding a gun like that
he's nowhere near the trigger
At least he has good trigger discipline
good enough to having a 10 second reaction delay from the placement 
yeah I put it back there in case some sicko went off on me about trigger discipline
hitman
man looks hot
bitman
he even drives average cars
Slightly above average*
wow thanks
No they're average
An M car is an average car?
Yeah
Ty
Bit on the expensive side for an average car
If you haven't seen most of the reactions I've been giving to photos you wouldn't under
Stand
Average
please don’t send hot cars
The yosemite rancher, rt3000, and weevil 

Pigalle if you’re into french machines
Let me look it up rq
Nice A110
Looks nice 
Bitch 
Ngl we need an A110
Truth
Maybe a 310 too for you fucking weebs
New one or old one
Old
New one as in the one currently being produced not whatever concept I know you're thinking of
Yo
I remember when one of you shitheads posted a Pigalle with the Evangelion lot on it
I hate you for that still
Is xa21 good?
Also I found out it was @tame nacelle being the dumbass for thinking the SM is an A310
smh
Sounds good and has great customization
Still fuck you @tame nacelle 
Thanks
The piece has
@prisma tangle the plot thickens, Bytes benny merged the Pigalle
Piece's
Benny’s regular engraving bitch ass 
Oh right
Why the fuck did bytes use benny’s? The actual A310 doesn’t even have spokes
The monster
Benny's rims on a Pigalle, and a photo that makes it look like he thinks it's the A310 from Neon Genesis Evangelion
Yeah the one in the show has inverse 3 spokes
Also why does Bytes' watermark look like a waterpark logo
And why did Bytes put the watermark in an easily crop-able section?
A demonstration of the Stability Test, in action
Better than putting it on the car
@tame nacelle how the hell did you manage to make an aneurysm personified into one picture? 
What if we just made every photo we had into a magazine that way nobody would be able to crop it and say it's theirs
Lel

Sorry yeppers I didn't know you designed it 
He didn’t put the settings correct so it’s a bit off to what it’s supposed to look like
Bigidiot moment
a 1964 gto
Btw Ronan you'll have to look at recent evidence that suggests Bytes to be lowered
It’s supposed to look like this
is that a stock r32
65 better imo
convertible vers of that is hot
68 better imo
Hardtop looks weird
Says you

CANT HAVE AN OPINION
Never said that
I like the hardtop
But you've long since made very clear that you like convertibles more
Seems legit
real
HOW
I loathe for the day I get my 1st gen NSX
do you have upwards of 70k
I installed it in my server lul
Goose asked me 2
I mean in gta
Okay
Or less then that and substitute in some mechanic know-how and patience
Okay the opposite of that
Ute supremacy
what
Long*
There's not much of a ranking, why
nobody who wants an nsx has patience
Or they want it for what it actually is and not because it's JDM royalty
ah shit, pink name
👀
GTA race Nederlands DM
But I can call you pink name
You can indeed
Green role

I've seen em
Green role
And yeah I do need to shower
You're clearly over compensating, now clean up
Red role 
Work was so hot today wtf
Red roles are cool
Better than blue by at least a continent
but red is hot and blue is cool
fax
this is what we have collectively agreed on
No
Red names just jumped the shark 
When did we do this
I should've made my magazine longer in size
But then again wide magazines exist
And I have one lel
moi
Color?
I remember when my entire class mocked my gay teacher

I'm not even kidding they checked his FB profile and saw his interested thingy and started calling him the F slur
KATY???
wow that’s not very nice of them
sometimes i think #gta-vehicles is @narrow viper personal diary 
Stay on topic
It kinda is
won’t happen
ALso imponte wdyttt
Talking to a wall
That’s really hard
Hot
cool, because i will call mods on you out of context ass
Vin Diesel lost weight
Remember, this is #gta-vehicles but 90% of the time gta-vehicles is silent
DEATH
For Jess, yea
imponte u didn't say anything abt my magazine thingyyyy
I still love this shot
Also it's wide cuz it's meant to be on a wide magazine
Yeah it’s either we have general conversations or this chat is dead
This chat is better than #gta-online eitherway
Damn right
VBR PINK NAME?
Stfu
My gay teachers dated and that was cute
all gold wth
ur gay teacher died
What
WHAT is u doing
Yes it is, how did you know
what
nice screenshot
Talking about teachers my business teacher touched a year 8
i have no life and study every gta car
Also I'm getting a brioso @frail hornet
Fairs
- dia panther
Get a Fagaloa with white steelies
I just bought dominator asp
Killing myself
thats not a magazine
looks like something someone would do as a parody of a magazine in a satirical movie
the house bunny
sad
It looks like a parody cuz I made it lore friendly as possible
Teach me investing, daddy
Huhhh
Snipy
also fagaloa is the car in granny
Wow I love bmx in this game
dead old game that 9 yr olds love but yea
I bet you love Granny
.
Hell
What the fuck are you doing
BYEEEEE
Just another day in PC GTA Online
idfk what is happening
Damn nice modders
Hacker inda game
what is new prize ride car and challenge?
Luv modders
previon and i don't know
k ty
Previon
Yooo imagine whale car
easy as hell to get
Reminds me of a song
there is a khanjli
The AI is not that cognitive
and a lazer
Somebody is modding
.
probably
Ariana grande has been found guilty of modding
Ariana grande gets banned from GTA 5 sparks rage
All tho with that tank you can do some damage
Grey Eagle Drone strike approved, launching drone now
but its stuck
who fucking pinged me
Jess she made some shit magazine cover
And Spency
IT'S NOT SHIT??
I LOVED YOURS SMH
NOW ITS SHIT
DIE
Fortnite skin
only joking Jessica
@craggy stream no one gives a shit , the actual car isn’t in the game
ikkk I'm kidding 2
Mods
most flat brained message in this channel all week congrats
Woah roadman, you have that car? First time seeing it 
How much is this car
now we wait for the anime character sipping juice emote as a reply
Average
wow I know it’s so underrated and no one (not even me) send photos of it
a nut sucking amount of 1.55 million
It's actually whisky
You are a real trend setter 
Your nut sucks cost 1.55mil?
Is 19M enough?
I guess
Hold on let me become rich real quick
hahaha cock
pister commit 2
also Jess hillside boys is a banger
Hahaha
Pister serafi
cope
GASP?
THE BETRAYAL
THIS HURTS MORE THAN MY OWN FELTZER KILLING ME
I walked into #gta-online twice and both times people started arguments with me
bad driver alert
No my feltzer would legitimately eject me for no reason
hahahaha eject
Jess is a great driver
this channel has devolved into the same 6 people reposting the same 10 images. 7 including me. it’s the same thing every day, just in a different order each time 
It just kicked me out
OH CMON
I repost too
wrong
But
15th time in two days
actually it's my mom's but whateves
that’s my point
@frail hornet I need to count how much has this been reposted
But you posted so many other images too ugh
get a bot
Repost? Never
👀
I always repost
Explain
I wonder what's a mosquito that doesn't fly
BYE

flightless mosquito
Wait
isn’t that just an ant

LOL
True
I realized how any bugs scare me except ladybugs
A daddy longleg was crawling on me
I’m far from a spider enjoyer
Have you seen how ladybugs take off
I tossed my phone so high it hit the ceiling and I was screaming
ya they're so cute
I had a yellow one in my hand before
hot girl shit
Somehow this fucking tiny spider managed to web itself onto me
and I was running in circles backwards
And I was wondering how it's flying when it's a spider????
How fucking slow do you move
IDK
I was literally screaming for my sister to help me
She just kept watching me like omfg
Jess doesn’t move at all
It's a fucking spider
Take it off you yourself
wrong
Jess only gets up to dance to hillside boys then sit back down
and they say they use little bit of makeup
insane
it’s a drag Queen
That's a drag queen you doofus
how unfortunade...
She's just having f-
who?
HELP
why are their wings
WHAT IS THAT IS THAT REAL?
Idk
Spiders don't spread diseases as much as mosquitoes do
sigma male
FLYING SPIDES IM KILLING MYSELF
ITS EVOLUTION BABY
Sigma males terrorise women
Jess
Most spiders are more scared of you then you are of them
Actually that might not be true in your case
Vast majority of spiders don't have venom lol
Daddy longleg injects it fangs onto my skin
spam of pictures because this got out of context
They don't
Then I have a seizure and die
there's so many vans
What is that van called again
I think it's a bravado
The spider looking at me be like
Jess, have you ever seen a brown recluse?
No
What is that
It sounds like a stage of death
one of the smallest
spiders
Ew ew ew
and also one of the deadliest
necrotic poison
It's a venomous type of spider that can put you in a coffin of you don't get medical attention fast enough
Sounds borderline racist
I encountered one on a camping trip
🏎️
@regal patrol

They don't like humans, it ran when I tried to step on it
Do it
she dont care about if you are straight, gay, women, man, alien...
she will kill you
Lol
Can spiders and worms and flies and every other insect go extinct already
They cant bite us--
Instinct
whattt
wow look at me go
Cant*
I hate you
The most venomous spider is the daddy long legs spider iirc
JOKING
Oh one time I was laying on the floor
She's not
And there was maggots
But they're completely harmless to us because their fangs can't penetrate our skin
Lol you got fucked by flies
how you’re upper middle class
And I was screaming so loud a neighbor actually came out to check on us
How does that even happen
MY MOM FORGOT TO TAKE OUT THE ROTTEN FISH ON THE TABLE
AND MAGGOTS WERE CRAWLING EVERYWHERE
also @narrow viper, someone made a weapon with that name lol
your mother is clapped
Why were you laying where there was rotten fish
It takes several days for eggs to hatch
Your mom is an idiot
What name
Veist Black Widow
It's not my mom's fault
My dad said he took it out
The fish was hidden under a cover
the recluse
But somehow they were getting out of it
Does it shoot poison
All the Veist weapons are named after poisonous animals iirc
omg hi jess
whats best motercycle online rn
HIII
bati pretty cool
motorcycle*
not really
the perk of the weapon is called necrotic bite tho
And how the fuck nobody in your family noticed a fucking rotting fish on the table for several days is beyond me
because she’s lying
(Only joking Jess don’t kill me)
Actually the fish was fresh 2 days ago
Apparently not
the fish was only 2-3 days old
We're showing off our bike shots?
So why would it be crawling with maggots
They don't keep themselves ice cold lmao
does anyone remember the topless casco

Topless casco
That's why freezers exist
Is your mum a bimbo too
Omg you pervert
I love this car
Average
Not smart enough to wrap fish
your standards or anyone else’s?
Actually I'm kinda like her
integra
Average
We didn't know
Square up
It took a while to find out where the maggots were coming from
You're still supposed to fucking freeze the fish
I actually had to follow a trail of them and it lead them to the dining table
The fish was cooked
Doesn't matter
If it's not being eaten or cooked it needs to be frozen
Oh yea and when my dad inspected the plate there was a dead fly
This says a lot about the average American upper middle class family
what one fly
it's just one fly
Not that deep
flies are hot af
Ew no
why in the actual fuck r yall talking about FISH in a CAR channel
All they do is like bang for a day then die
🐟
Okay let's go
back to cars
CUZ WE FISHY AS FUCK
FISH STANK
I like smelling like fish
The tires look so tacky omg
What
blame @narrow viper, the kill context of the place
brorbor brro diablo sv
stop saying bad words
I slipped on a banana peel
🤦
enough @narrow viper, back to topic
real '68 gto
THAT IS ON TOPIC
I slipped on a banana peel
R* needs to make banana peels a weapon
thats a shitpost @narrow viper, not a picture
they're slippery
Not a shitpost it's me driving
If you want real car shitpost ill take a photo of a car in the sewers
It's like Cake's "Sus Driver Edition"
anyway, i want to try to get this orange
The diarrhea enus windsor
That's so easy
that's a nice colour
nice enus
Repost
i wanna create a diablo 6.0 to go with my sv
Repost but Halloween weather hot
But it got extra orangey and orangey
To the point it was pumpkin vibes
Speaking of Halloween is the map gonna change in October
To like a Halloween weather whatever
Hugs you

🤗
wow I wish Halloween was real
Thanks guys 
Halloween is real
just not to christians
no it’s not
I gotchu homie
Halloween't

It’s only in American films
hab cookie
silly goose
STRANGER DANGER
CUM!!!
there’s a nonce after you
.
WHAT?!
NO WAIT
what a god tier message in the gta vehicles chat
Real talk I'm so good at driving
changing the subject
I SENT THAT JUST AS YOU SENT THAT

Also #memes-and-shitposting look inside
Jess trying to cover up her dark past
Pickle me elmo
Lamia cuddles, sweet
Pregnant in the ass
Is that a request or what
look in #memes-and-shitposting
Repost
snakes are cool
oo something not with white wheels and a strong bright color,
thats something different
Indeed
Throat reaching down the ass
Leave it
She's far from it
@frail hornet new status
Jess I don't think the mods will like that status

You said that last time and you still got in trouble for it
what in the heavenly hell is that shit @narrow viper
Whatttt
Feel like there's a lesson to learn here
I didn't know you're mexican
That song
r34 build
HOT WHAT
this worth y'alls time?
ah yes, just because i talk spanish i am mexican
thats racist you know? 
No
NO????
noice and clean
im mexican to 
Also what company is sueing discord bots again
Pog more altercations in da vroom vroom chat
youtube
i always had the feeling that listened to her
just music bots tho
i have a similar r32 nismo build
I love the music bots
I always music vc with my bestfriend
“emo boy”

cleann
That's nice
anyway, thats a crap song
Why is YouTube being such an ass
I love the murdered look
Wait
I can almost assume rockstar games give's them inside advice
Is that an Initial D build
what the fuck
i do have an initial d build but no
IMAGINE
PB I need a hug
why
i recreated thingie's r34
yeah, I know. don’t need to tell me that.
I am depressed
It's repetitive and overrated
Whyyy
say hello to a new kink my guy
What's wrong
😓
Ayesha is Ayesha, doesn’t matter what songs of her you listen to
Nonono
@narrow viper WHAT IS YOUR NEW STATUS

SONG
PB asked why I needed a hug, that was my response
lmfao
DMS
the real gta vehicle
don’t tell us now that you listen to Cardi B and Febreeze your panties
Good stuff
no comment
You don't febreeze your underwear?
bro
Benny's
that’s like asking, how do you know what shit tastes like?
I'm getting a Benny's peyote
I'm getting them for an old car you doofus
Not doing a merged car
never said you were
Bish
I’m going to drink that shit like it gives me 100 health and 100 shield
I'm going for this look
Do it
not the one you put in your laundry
But like a baby pink color
PB hug pls?
no, don’t do it
veilside supra build from forza motorsport 2
are you batting for the other side
ITS COVID
What
caps
i already knew when i saw it
This is so accurate what
MOTHERFU
hugging is illegal
JESS CHECK YOUR MESSAGES
cuz i played FM2
fm2 is a chad game ngl
BENIS
What
I responded ugh
Jess check your messages
Oo

More 2nd character cars
fuck with the orange
What bike is best for wheelies?
that cayo perico bike i think
jebber would you say making a second character is worth it?
One of only two crew colors I've made myself, and I forgot to write down the hex 
Okay
I'd say yes if you like cars, some stuff is nice to have a livery version and street version
Wait can’t I just buy two of the same cars
Space 
oh yeah I’m not at that point yet
I filled my whole nightclub garages with elegys so
I will be soon
There are some cars I just have on one or the other too
Fair enough
manchez scout
Original character has alot of doubles
Thank you
also @dense knot, this is not google
Bruh after what this chat just went through, that's what you have a problem with lol
he was asking a question give him a break
what the chat go through
Off topic struggles
oh yeah
i mean, at this point we cant really do anything about @narrow viper
either it’s off topic or no one talks here
it’s not that deep honestly
What'd i do
imponte is just pissed for no reason
pissed?
me?
what?
spicy
You sound like a prick rn, turn it around
Dayum
Noice
fkn pressed that i cant make my plate STARBOY
I get so unlucky with trade prices I’m level 55 and still not the asp or sultan
why can’t you
1 letter too much
What if I told you, your character looks like the weekend 
damn
thats a google question, and pretty much anyone new make this place the google of gta cars
Should i get sultan rs
if you have the money sure
if its for racing, no
like do you know you can just not answer the question 😂
For looks and fun
it’s got one of the fastest lap times
for that alone is a great choice
it looks like picture 3 was taken in gta 5 and picture 4 in gta 4
I'm so tired rn
lan evo gsr wrx sti subaru mitsubishi

🛻
Why's that emoji identical
Don't worry about it 

oh god why
lmfao
Struggles
Ikr too late now 
Get it together asshole
may as well kms

Does seem like it would be noice to have on a bicycle
it’s absolutely splendid
midnight purple v-spec II
What's weird is I feel like I'm better on the ramp thing in first person
I feel like u should make the windows light smoke or medium
yeah might do that
Limo tint on normal cars is a big mistake
But it varies
Puts limo tint on car, instantly regrets it!!!!!
That's accurate 
Instant regret 10 years later
I want a bike

I wonder if it's a waste of storage though
Me when I am at the dentist

it’s not


I got a ped to drive an entity
Bikes don't count as a vehicle in the apartment garages, they go on a rack
Oh
anyone wanna play my track? sports class
I got the vigilante where can i upgrade it
/iirc the 2 cars also let you park it without using a spot
Omg imagine being able to put ur bike on top of ur car
U technically have two of ur vehicles spawned
Can't make the complete one though, Sadge
Name?
can someone give me some modded cars 🥺🙏

370348
there is no name, only code 
Fucks sakes, I knew it would happen
I love shaming people for spending money
imagine being a nitro booster 👎
Rabbit
Ur pink name matches ur pfp
Anyways repost
It grew on me
I'm hotter than her
You rn
No I'm hotter
I am not that crispy

Also I don’t have a pink blanket
His blanket is purple smh
It's actually asscheeks
I love motorbikes in gta
Bike
Grotti Jester classic gang
Wow is that vtec
Lol what
On a v8
btec?
Vtec
Toyota
Yeah I take health and social care 💪
IM KIDDING LOL
Imagine being a waste of existence
I don’t actually
I’m more of a graphic communication enjoyer
Okay good
Takes one to know one
What's that from anyway
Cause I was gonna say "at least my art gsce landed me something" and then post a dope ass pic
dope ass is subjective
that’s not your art gcse though
Don’t talk to me or my child ever again
I really need a photographer or something
My photo could've been so much better than how it is rn
Smh
Totally tubular
End me
And the rear are concave
You okay?
No
Have a pimp mobile for these troubling times
great editing guys
amazing
I’m surprised we don’t have a pimp mobile yet in gta
Benny 
We’ve had this conversation before


