gta-vehicles

[golden cypress]

I mean if I’m fighting another player on mk2 and I win imma say u suck I’m better sorry

[narrow viper]

can we get the weaponized jb700?

[fresh dock]

well i’m sorry to say this but if you’re dying to an Oppressor Mk2

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[rancid sierra]

its good. it can beat mk2s if in the right hands

[ashen mulch]

Not really no

[narrow viper]

If that happened would npcs die too

omg imagine a nuke in gta

[ashen mulch]

If you believe the MK2 is balanced I urge you to go speak to your local doctor

[fresh dock]

It is tho, what?

[ashen mulch]

How is it balanced

Elaborate

[grim shell]

Mk2 literally takes no skill to use

[fresh dock]

BECAUSE IT IS

[grim shell]

Those missiles almost have zero turn capability

[ashen mulch]

Well that's fucking stupid

invalid point detected, moving on

[grim shell]

Invalid answer kid

[ashen mulch]

Took me ages to figure out this thing is V8 powered

[grim shell]

Mentioned last night lol

[fresh dock]

I’m not even going to argue. Just imagine dying to a Mk2

[narrow viper]

prelude?

[rancid sierra]

one of those no skill kids huh

[ashen mulch]

That doesn't make it balanced

[grim shell]

Imagine being the 12 on the seat of the mk2

[severe pewter]

Toyota soarer

[narrow viper]

what's the GTA name?

[ashen mulch]

It's a flying bike with missiles, countermeasures and boost

[rancid sierra]

the atomizer is the only thing thats a perfect counter

[severe pewter]

Karin Previon

[rancid sierra]

*insanely tracking missiles

[regal patrol]

They're not that good

[grim shell]

All these futuristic vehicles shouldn’t even be in gta

[golden cypress]

They are that good

[fluid pier]

Karin futomax

[regal patrol]

They're not bad tracking, but they're far from absurd

Ruiner missiles have absurd tracking

[grim shell]

Yea I bet you wish they were even better too huh

[rancid sierra]

they are insane. Either you just wanna argue or you are too broke to get a mk2

[regal patrol]

Haven't touched the oppressor in months

I think I've used the scramjet more then I've used the mk2

[rancid sierra]

mk2s one of the best in the game

[regal patrol]

They're a tier below the best

[golden cypress]

Ur trippin dude

[rancid sierra]

lets talk when you can actually afford a mk2

[grim shell]

I no longer use futuristic vehicle unless I’m in an invite only

[golden cypress]

I think an mk2 wins a battle against any other flying vehicle

[rancid sierra]

joker for life makes the mk1 feel op tho

[rancid sierra]

except the jets. They can just fly in cicles till the missiles run out

[narrow viper]

how much does the terrorbyte + oppressor MK2 cost in total?

[regal patrol]

I have purchased an mk2

[golden cypress]

Idk bout you but I can out maneuver a jet thru the city on an mk2

[regal patrol]

I think it's around 8 mil

[golden cypress]

Ez

[narrow viper]

fucking hell

[severe pewter]

Like 5 mil

[golden cypress]

The best purchase you’ll ever make in the game literally

[severe pewter]

If you already have a nightclub

[grim shell]

That’s light work bud

[rancid sierra]

i have got a lot of mk2 with a b11 and the lazer

[narrow viper]

i'm so new to GTAO

[regal patrol]

I'm including the nightclub, terrorbyte renovations, mk2 price, etc

[rancid sierra]

kosatka

[golden cypress]

Or that

[narrow viper]

so you have 100k?

[narrow viper]

fuck i need to get one

[rancid sierra]

broke boy

[narrow viper]

the kosatka for the cayo heist is like 3.x million right

[narrow viper]

or am i dumb

[golden cypress]

2.2 mil

[narrow viper]

including the sparrow upgrade

[rancid sierra]

2.2

[golden cypress]

4 mil even with sparrow

[narrow viper]

don't you need the heli?

[sullen obsidian]

[rancid sierra]

4 including sparrow

[regal patrol]

I have 100K
But I've spent over 300 mil
I could very well have afforded and purchased an MK2

[rancid sierra]

not necessary

[narrow viper]

sigh i need to grind more

[golden cypress]

The heli makes preps faster imo

[narrow viper]

oh ok, i was just wondering

just started playing a month ago

[grim shell]

Mk2, just land on sub

[rancid sierra]

unless u use the mk2

[golden cypress]

Nah Bc I usually fast travel my sub closer to the objective so I can’t leave my mk2 there

Or it will go boom

[regal patrol]

I've constantly been debating with myself with whether to sell my mk2

[rancid sierra]

true

[narrow viper]

just park the sub on land and then do all preps

[golden cypress]

I didn’t even know u could do that lol

[narrow viper]

they’re all in the city anyway

wait where do we ask for heist advice and general help in this discord

[wheat tree]

Any flying vehicle does lol. But they aren’t needed at all. I’ve done them all on a level 3 toon without issues

[grim shell]

Ngl thought the same

[rancid sierra]

fast travel is faster

[regal patrol]

It has too much utility to sell though

[narrow viper]

not really if all the preps are in the city

[golden cypress]

Fast travel closer then hopping in heli is faster than trying to get to a road to call oppressor sorry

[regal patrol]

Plus I'd lose over a million$

[rancid sierra]

merryweather hq and the velum

[grim shell]

I’m going to take missiles off it

[regal patrol]

Wait why

[severe pewter]

#gta-questions if you… have any questions and #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg if you actually want help with the heist

[narrow viper]

putting your kosatka on land, then landing your mk2 on the front is the fastest

[rancid sierra]

leave the mk2. The cayo perico velum is op. Godmode

[grim shell]

I hate being the guy to use it in a fight

[golden cypress]

Sparrow is faster than mk2 so I disagree with you sorry

[regal patrol]

I guess that makes sense

[golden cypress]

Faster by a lot *

[narrow viper]

how

[wheat tree]

This is the strat right here

[regal patrol]

I only play in invite only sessions anyway so

[rancid sierra]

by like 2 miles

[narrow viper]

fr

[golden cypress]

Me and my friend were flying next to eachother yesterday and he was dusting me

[narrow viper]

oppressor is more nimble tho, and way less vulnerable

[rancid sierra]

sparrow is a bit hard and clumsy on the landing tho

[golden cypress]

Dude said by 2 miles

The mk2 goes 127 while the sparrow goes 168

We are done here

[hidden python]

hallo ladies and gentlemens

[wheat tree]

The sparrow also blows up if a rock hits it lol

[golden cypress]

Good thing I do preps in invite only sessions

[regal patrol]

Then don't hit a rock

[narrow viper]

that can’t really help if the sparrow blows up if u hit the ground too fast

[golden cypress]

Well that doesn’t happen, and even if it did you spawn across the street

[regal patrol]

Fly it like a helicopter and not like a toy

[wheat tree]

I don’t even use the sparrow. It’s pretty trash when other options are available IMO

Rockets suck so bad

[narrow viper]

it’s not trash imo, definitely worth it, but it’s just not viable when you have the mk2 imho

[golden cypress]

Kills the lil dudes for me all of em in 1 rocket

Idk what ur talking about

[fresh dock]

why?

[upper tundra]

If you say so 🥴

[wheat tree]

yeah it’s worth it. But as a helicopter is not very great. For a disposable method of transportation it’s good

[regal patrol]

It's the fastest helicopter, you can enter the Kosatka directly with it, it spawns next to you in the vast majority of places on the map and is agile enough in it's own right

[regal patrol]

Money

[hidden python]

GUYS TALK ABOUT CARS

[narrow viper]

we’re talking about what’s faster tho, the sparrows not going to be faster at setups then the mk2 if you have to slow down a good bit before landing

[golden cypress]

Yeah it’s literally the most convenient thing in the game

[narrow viper]

isn;t this called vehicles?

[regal patrol]

It says gta-vehicles, not gta-cars

[hidden python]

......

[golden cypress]

Or you could just jump out?

Idk man 41 mph is a lot faster

[hidden python]

[narrow viper]

and then it would blow up lol

[golden cypress]

Who cares if it blows up I’m already at the mission???

[narrow viper]

yes obviously but for setups i’m talking about

[narrow viper]

a lot of the setups are go here, do this, then go to this location, then back to kosatka

[golden cypress]

Ok I can just request it it spawns 5 feet from you

Brand new ez

[narrow viper]

you can’t really do 90% of that with a blown up thing

[narrow viper]

it has a cool down tho

[regal patrol]

It does have a 2 minute cooldown if it's destroyed

[golden cypress]

No that’s only if you keep requesting

[narrow viper]

this

[golden cypress]

Ok even then it’ll be about 2 minutes to do the mission I’m at right after I blew it up

[narrow viper]

the mk2 obviously has a way longer cool down but it blows up less

[regal patrol]

If you return it to storage you also get the 2 minute timer

[fresh dock]

still better than the 5 mins on the Mk2

[regal patrol]

Not denying that

[fresh dock]

it’s also useful for spawning a jet right next you

:D

[golden cypress]

All I’m sayin is when I was grinding setups for cayo my life got a lot easier when I bought the sparrow

[narrow viper]

not really if it blows up 30 seconds in after jumping out

[remote forum]

Imo wait for sales if you want to buy terrorbyte and mk2

[regal patrol]

I own the buzzard and the sparrow, so if my sparrow is knocked out of commission I can just spawn buzzard

[golden cypress]

Fuck that u could be waiting for a year

[narrow viper]

fair enough, i just think mk2 is better but that’s my opinion

[fresh dock]

you guys remember that one time the Mk2 was 60% off for everyone?

[frail hornet]

I’m a genuine sicko when it comes to rainbow six siege

[narrow viper]

or if you have a good amount of money saved

[frail hornet]

Just do replay glitch why waste your time lmao

[golden cypress]

I do

I’ve set it up for many friends

[frail hornet]

Nice

[fresh dock]

i remember this and I saw a newbie trying to upgrade his oppressor at LS Customs

[golden cypress]

Lmfao

[ashen mulch]

I remember blowing up about 100 oppressors in that period

[junior dust]

Rank?

[frail hornet]

level 16

[junior dust]

I meant comp but you gotta be level 50 for comp lmao

[frail hornet]

Yeah

[regal patrol]

You play siege? crazy

[golden cypress]

Right

[ashen mulch]

Why play siege? Cock and ball torture is completely free

[sharp bear]

Lf moded bombushka and alkonost

[simple gorge]

@sharp bear, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Tuners: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @ashen mulch

[ashen mulch]

[cursive dagger]

[narrow viper]

Why does GTA 4 sound so much better than gta 5

Like when hitting someone with a car in iv it actually sounds like ur hitting a person

But in v it sounds like you just hit a normal object

[hallow bay]

[narrow viper]

yes i know how hitting a person with a car sounds like 😁

[golden cypress]

I miss gta 4

Such a wholesome game

No flying boom booms

[narrow viper]

I still play gta 4

It's totally bomb

It's so ironic as to how the skins I mostly use throughout the gta universe are the hooker ones

[golden cypress]

My daily fees are so expensive I feel like

My bunker is 4700 a day

[narrow viper]

The daily fees r so chea-

Me who doesn't own a bunker

I mean that's like the price of robbing two convenience stores

[golden cypress]

Nah they are cheap but bunker and I think nightclub are kinda pricey

[upper tundra]

I have like 8k daily fees

[narrow viper]

I'm such a cheapskate but at the same time i spend too much

I go broke cuz of cars but eventually I have money again

Cuz i have a heist sugar daddy

[golden cypress]

lol same

[narrow viper]

Omg tell me about it

[golden cypress]

He’s my friend and I run it for him more than he does for me bc he’s poor

So I just afk for nightclub money a lot bc idk I wanna see what it’s capable of

[narrow viper]

imagine a car with carbon fenders, hood and bumper

[upper tundra]

🤢

[narrow viper]

weight reduction bro

[upper tundra]

I feel like adding a huge ass splitter adds a bit of weight but I'm not a physicist

[narrow viper]

yeah but

CF is lighter than regular body panels

Also downforce

[craggy stream]

Meet the 900R

[narrow viper]

fuck the 900R

ugly ass car

[frail hornet]

omg same

[narrow viper]

LOL

[frail hornet]

having this username has got me way more b2bs

[golden cypress]

Cringe

[frail hornet]

nah

[golden cypress]

lil timmys thinkin they gon get a titty pic for a lil virtual money

Ya cringe

[frail hornet]

And they can’t leave at that point

[narrow viper]

Sussy omnis

[frail hornet]

The dog in your profile picture is clapped

[narrow viper]

Wow

[frail hornet]

sigma male grindset

[narrow viper]

The disrespect to the poor puppers

[frail hornet]

No mercy

mercy from overwatch though

I used to be a mercy main why would I ever do that

[golden cypress]

I sense a lil butthurt timmy

[frail hornet]

me?

[golden cypress]

Yeah

[frail hornet]

bro I was only joking nice dog

[tame nacelle]

sike
i lied
that dog?
is fried

[robust turret]

Which weaponised car is worth buying?

[hallow bay]

nightshark if you count that

[frail hornet]

denied
that dog is fire
your nans fireplace
I make some space
explore create
take what’s mine and take some more

[severe pewter]

Lost the spoiler due to hitting a tree

[mental loom]

heist sugar daddy... that sounds so cursed lol

[narrow viper]

opinions on modded cars it a heated debate so i want some honest answers

[tame nacelle]

they dont exist outside of pc

[frail hornet]

free heists if I say I will flash my badonkadonks

[frail hornet]

why would I need them

[tame nacelle]

if the car didn't come from here it is not modded https://www.gta5-mods.com/vehicles

[mental loom]

and then you never do it anyways

[frail hornet]

exactly

[narrow viper]

im not saying that you need them

[frail hornet]

#gta-men channel when?

[narrow viper]

im just asking for opinions

[tame nacelle]

already answered
zzz

true

[narrow viper]

yeah im asking for the looks section

[wintry thicket]

whats the best flex car in legendary

[willow drum]

Faggio

[frail hornet]

glitched cars suck nuts

[wintry thicket]

faggio?

[ashen mulch]

PC modded cars are good

[tame nacelle]

flex
car
in gta
???????

[ashen mulch]

Krieger

[wintry thicket]

what bout rsx italy

[ashen mulch]

It's mediocre

[frail hornet]

hahahaha wow man what an original joke!

[wintry thicket]

i sold@my@max level calico last night

its the same bs

[neon zinc]

what is the best car to buy in gta online i can buy anything but idk what

[wintry thicket]

whatchu looking for

[ashen mulch]

Krieger

[wintry thicket]

warstock,sport,etc

[willow drum]

Thanks bae

[neon zinc]

just a good car i got 300mil to spend

[wintry thicket]

300mil 🤣

[robust turret]

300mill?!

[wintry thicket]

damn i only got 300k

[neon zinc]

sad

but what car ?

[mortal scaffold]

i have 2k to spend

[wintry thicket]

all cars

[neon zinc]

hahaa

[wintry thicket]

naw bro i have 1 dolar 😣

[willow drum]

You got 300mil but you clueless?

[wintry thicket]

bro frr

[robust turret]

Buy them all if you have 300 milli

[narrow viper]

Honestly I don't think there's such thing as the best car in gta

Everyone has their own idea of the best car

[neon zinc]

yh i never play gta my cousin never plays it so he gave his acc to me

[frail hornet]

issi classic (agent 47 not included)

[wintry thicket]

so a street car is good??

[mortal scaffold]

just buy everything then you wil have the best car

[narrow viper]

To me the best car is the Pfister Apollo which is only a mod LOL

[narrow viper]

If u think it's the best then yea

[frail hornet]

who clowned me

[wintry thicket]

no

just no

[frail hornet]

@willow drum Square up

[wintry thicket]

the italy better

[frail hornet]

I can see you

[wintry thicket]

italy rsx

[neon zinc]

yh but buying evrthing is long

[willow drum]

-_-

[wintry thicket]

and?

[tame nacelle]

stfu

[neon zinc]

i cba

[mortal scaffold]

krieger is good

[neon zinc]

okk

[wintry thicket]

can i see a pic of it

[frail hornet]

Of what?

[willow drum]

Google

[wintry thicket]

right

[wintry thicket]

thats the jrieger

krieger

[frail hornet]

Who tf vomit faced bytes car

[tame nacelle]

the NPC that doesnt post their own cars

[narrow viper]

is that you irl

[frail hornet]

@willow drum send a car

[narrow viper]

Wait that's gta

[tame nacelle]

i dont care about a console player's opinion when they can't even play in 4k

[frail hornet]

depending on the situation

[wintry thicket]

wait so krieger is the fastest

[narrow viper]

Why are the hookers prettier than the gta celebrities in story mode

[tame nacelle]

dude doesn't even know what swimming is

anyway

[frail hornet]

says a lot about the upper middle class

[narrow viper]

What

[covert lance]

"How do you use this?" Scuba diving I guess

[wintry thicket]

IS krieger the fastest going car

[frail hornet]

I’m a menace

[narrow viper]

Ugh all this Krieger talk makes me wanna get one

[covert lance]

Oh yeah I forgot, Yo

[frail hornet]

It’s not a Porsche

[tame nacelle]

if they removed the glass door panels it'd be fine

[narrow viper]

Idc it's kinda hot

[wintry thicket]

I GOT A 3.6 MIL CAR FOR NOTHING 😣😣😣😣

[tame nacelle]

skill issue

[frail hornet]

man I hate that car

[tame nacelle]

it sucks

[frail hornet]

Bytes you make good cars

[tame nacelle]

krieger sucks too
sounds like shit

[narrow viper]

Where

[frail hornet]

It’s just in general I don’t like it

[wintry thicket]

oh ok

krieger ass

[narrow viper]

.

0 privacy

[frail hornet]

AMONG US?

[narrow viper]

Imagine wanking in that car and someone sees you from that angle

[frail hornet]

can’t have my badonkadonks out

[tame nacelle]

i cheat and modify my vehicle handling so in game stats don't matter to me

krieger is a top tier car, but its ass imo

[severe pewter]

[narrow viper]

That looks so Porsche I thought that was an irl car mod for a sec what

That's the porschiest comet s2 I've ever seen

[tame nacelle]

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4/edit#gid=999161401 refer to this for vehicle ranking @wintry thicket

[wintry thicket]

is it better than rsx itally

[neon rampart]

the back of it

[narrow viper]

This is so porsche

The rear has a mustache

[wintry thicket]

thas a irl porsche

[narrow viper]

Booty hairs

[frail hornet]

bunda

[tame nacelle]

two different vehicle classes, but yea

rsx has ass customization also iirc

[narrow viper]

Why is the name emerus so funny to me

[neon rampart]

all my comets are irl inspired

[narrow viper]

It reminds me of Emery Bingham

[narrow viper]

Hot

@frail hornet google Emery Bingham

[frail hornet]

Sounds like penis

[frail hornet]

Is he hot

[narrow viper]

She*

[frail hornet]

Not interested

[narrow viper]

She's an british Ariana Grande wannabe

[tame nacelle]

emery
he

[frail hornet]

I thought Italian

[narrow viper]

Wait she's american nvm

[frail hornet]

less interested

[ashen mulch]

Wrong

[tame nacelle]

oh the kid that repeatedly dresses up like ariana, that ariana herself has said makes her uncomfortable?

no that was paige something nvm
freak kids

[narrow viper]

that was a tiktoker

Emery has existed before TikTok existed

[frail hornet]

You could say that she was on the wrong Paige hahahahahaha

[narrow viper]

LOOOOL

BYE

[frail hornet]

thanks Jess

[tame nacelle]

this channel sucks so bad

@junior dusthelp us

nah fuck them
help ME :

[frail hornet]

you don’t appreciate good humour

[frail hornet]

bestie!

[narrow viper]

I'm changing my username

[frail hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/oomfie-twitter-mya-birdy-moots-gif-21657260

[narrow viper]

jessafreak

Or is Jessica Bimbo better

[frail hornet]

please do not do that

[narrow viper]

I'm doing it

[frail hornet]

Now it makes it easier to search your name

an overall win

[narrow viper]

It's so easy to get my name in the first place

You don't need to type my little symbol

Just @j

[frail hornet]

It doesn’t show up sometimes

[narrow viper]

.

@jessica

[junior dust]

Bro this channel has been full of children with flappy fuckin jaws making terrible conversation for weeks it’s sad to watch

[narrow viper]

@narrow viper

[frail hornet]

Jess I’m dumb please leave me alone

[narrow viper]

U fake

[narrow viper]

HOW????

[wintry thicket]

lmao

[narrow viper]

I CAN PING MYSELF

@narrow viper

[tame nacelle]

who are you? you're nobody? no one knows you? you're not on the list? get out of here?

[wintry thicket]

yes

[narrow viper]

@narrow viper

[frail hornet]

only people on the list matter

[wintry thicket]

thats your psn name

[frail hornet]

wow who did you @ they sound clapped af

[narrow viper]

@narrow viper hi ur my twin

[tame nacelle]

[narrow viper]

I always wondered who this Jess is

[wintry thicket]

damnnn i bet im the lowest level to have cayo perico

[tame nacelle]

tim actually is co-owner of complexity wtf

[neon rampart]

Such a shame comet s2 handles like garbage

[frail hornet]

level?

[narrow viper]

Oh ya i heard the person in that emoji had their house burnt down

[wintry thicket]

im level 49

[lunar jay]

@narrow viper

[narrow viper]

That's so sad

[frail hornet]

nope I was doing it at level 14 and own sub at level 20

[wintry thicket]

but i have almost every service

[lunar jay]

@narrow viper

[frail hornet]

sigma male wins

[wintry thicket]

well it all started when i got gta

[narrow viper]

Even Ashton can ping me

[frail hornet]

@narrow viper

[narrow viper]

Y'all r clappes

[wintry thicket]

my friends forced@me

[lunar jay]

Do you like my supra @narrow viper

[tame nacelle]

did you get the escort service yet

[frail hornet]

@narrow viper

[narrow viper]

Clapped*

[frail hornet]

I still have never had a sex act or private dance be performed upon my character

[narrow viper]

It's giving me box vibes i love it

[wintry thicket]

bro service@meaning moc, terrorbyte,sub, still dont have avenger

[frail hornet]

apart from this issu classic

[frail hornet]

Moc is 1.4 million
Terrorbyte 1.8
Not too special really

[wintry thicket]

sadly my net worth is only 43mil

[neon rampart]

Well that’s either shark cards, alt character or somebody was generous enough to give up 85% cut a couple times.

[tame nacelle]

I just hit a lick with the box

[narrow viper]

Should i get this

[frail hornet]

I have some friends

[wintry thicket]

ik ik but its just good to have it

[frail hornet]

make it like kobenis car from csm

[tame nacelle]

https://streamable.com/1wufae

[frail hornet]

true sorry

[narrow viper]

I'm making it pink and topless + whitewalls

[lunar jay]

Love you too 💞 xx

[wintry thicket]

bri wha

[frail hornet]

topless??????????????????????

[junior dust]

Balls

[wintry thicket]

HAHAHA

[neon rampart]

The amount of times I’ve seen this thing get blown up 😅

[narrow viper]

It can be a convertible

[simple gorge]

@frail hornet, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg, #archive-pc｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg, #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg, #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg, #archive-pc｜doomsday-lfg
Tuners: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg, #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg, #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @narrow viper

[wintry thicket]

the chest hair

[narrow viper]

THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT

[frail hornet]

WHY DID YOU LFG ME

[junior dust]

Woah

[narrow viper]

IM SO SORRY

THAT WAS AN ACCIDENTTTT

[frail hornet]

Jess you meanie

[narrow viper]

MY PHONE IS LAGGY RN

[junior dust]

Looking for balls

[frail hornet]

Blocked

[narrow viper]

NO IM SORRY

[wintry thicket]

Hahha

[narrow viper]

He's hot though

[frail hornet]

DO NOT LFG ME AGAIN

[junior dust]

Found the balls

[narrow viper]

Giving me Jeff bezos vibes

[wintry thicket]

can i scratch balls

how do you do the trade

glitch

[frail hornet]

what trade

[narrow viper]

You pull your balls inside out

and then you can trade

[wintry thicket]

funny

[lunar jay]

@narrow viper thanks

[wintry thicket]

i need that

[frail hornet]

can men do that?

[tame nacelle]

in yo jawz

[narrow viper]

https://tenor.com/view/wendy-williams-death-to-all-of-them-why-windy-williams-wendy-williams-show-gif-22197747

[lunar jay]

Yea

It hurts like hell and a lot of blood will come out

[frail hornet]

Jess that’s kind of cringe

[narrow viper]

Ya just make a slight incision

[lunar jay]

But it is possible

[narrow viper]

Then bring everything outside

[frail hornet]

Send picture

[narrow viper]

And fold it inside out

[lunar jay]

You sure?

[wintry thicket]

this ball talk is weird

[lunar jay]

Like I actually have a pic of it happening

[narrow viper]

Death to all of them.

[frail hornet]

Jess I don’t even have balls and that’s causing me pain

[wintry thicket]

no

[simple gorge]

@narrow viper, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Tuners: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @narrow viper

[narrow viper]

Wrong channel you pussy stinker

Kidding

[frail hornet]

WOAH

[tame nacelle]

no its not

[ashen mulch]

Wow another gctf baffoon

[wintry thicket]

jess a girl and talking bout ballz

i think

[narrow viper]

No it means u have a smelly ding dong

Not a good thing

[soft nimbus]

@narrow viper ur behaviour is getting wired lately

[hidden python]

Lol

[wintry thicket]

whas a ding dong 🤓🤓🤓🤓

[hidden python]

Hih

Huh

[narrow viper]

he's too fat to see his own ding

[frail hornet]

sigma woman mentality

[soft nimbus]

[wintry thicket]

CHILLLLLL

[narrow viper]

THAGS SI RUDE

OMG????

[frail hornet]

sorry

[wintry thicket]

how do i mod my own car

[robust turret]

Ls customs

[wintry thicket]

no like

[neon rampart]

It is but to be fair, it’s kinda funny 🤣

[wintry thicket]

mod mod

[frail hornet]

@narrow viper don’t apologise to them for me

[narrow viper]

Ok i admit kinda smh

[wintry thicket]

how to put diff tires on it

[junior dust]

Why y’all type like it’s google

[robust turret]

Car meet

[soft nimbus]

Make it ugly u mean

[junior dust]

How to shit

[frail hornet]

thoughts?

[narrow viper]

Omg I didn't know the song I'm listening to rn is so kinky

[frail hornet]

name?

[narrow viper]

Repost it 10 more times

[junior dust]

[wintry thicket]

really?

[frail hornet]

ok

[narrow viper]

I'm listening to it rn

it's just on my prof

[narrow viper]

I never realized the lyrics

[soft nimbus]

Suspra

[frail hornet]

ty

[wintry thicket]

i remmeber the apartment glitch

[narrow viper]

How to make any car look good: put a hot guy/girl next to it

[wintry thicket]

everyone got banned

almost everyone

[frail hornet]

horny

[narrow viper]

Squirts

It's official

[frail hornet]

YOU DO WHAT?

[narrow viper]

I'm getting a brioso

[junior dust]

[narrow viper]

@frail hornet I bet you can't do this

I can kidnap people in a voltic

[frail hornet]

I only kill fat women sorry

[wintry thicket]

ill do it irl

[narrow viper]

LOL

[frail hornet]

The fat women annoying af

[narrow viper]

One time i got stuck on a fat girl

And had 4 stars

[frail hornet]

real life?

[narrow viper]

I had to leave my car and i died

No in gta

[ashen mulch]

[soft nimbus]

[frail hornet]

damn

[narrow viper]

My car was too low

It was my rt3000

I had it lowered

[soft nimbus]

@ashen mulch Jess making chat wired

[narrow viper]

I was running over peds

[ashen mulch]

I noticed

[neon rampart]

I volunteer as tribute 😇

[frail hornet]

who?

[narrow viper]

Omg yesss

I remember when I would always try to kidnap npcs with a truck

And it always failed

But with a voltic it's so easy

Like what???

[frail hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[narrow viper]

No the trucks r always too high

The pedestrians just get flattened

[soft nimbus]

S U B R U H

[narrow viper]

Instead of flying over the car

[neon rampart]

Wait, just how bored do you get? 🤣

[narrow viper]

Like rlly bad

[frail hornet]

they didn’t like you due to your character looking like they are going through a mid life crisis

[frail hornet]

Admittedly I took mostly naked pictures of my character in gta today so I won’t judge

For like a hour while siege updated

[narrow viper]

Imagine doing all of this in 8 inch heels

[junior dust]

Down horrendous

[frail hornet]

Hot girl hours

[narrow viper]

I blew up a feltzer that time

I was heartbroken

[frail hornet]

I tried the shower but it only shows bald head

[narrow viper]

But still happy cuz r* ruined the feltzer

Ikr ty

Ugh I remember this still

[frail hornet]

still regret not making female character

[neon rampart]

Female characters are so hard to make tho

[frail hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/arcade-cloud-arcade-cloud-gifs-trevor-phillips-underwear-gta-v-gif-9975369

@narrow viper is Trevor hot in your opinion

Just interested

[narrow viper]

Maybe??

He's so gross though

[frail hornet]

Really 50/50

[narrow viper]

Like 20/80

[neon rampart]

Gta V makes them have gigantic bone structures

[junior dust]

I’ve yet to see a good looking online female character since rockstar made em look so deformed

[frail hornet]

I would live in Sandy shores it sounds like a fortnite location

[narrow viper]

Mine r the best looking

It really depends what clothes you wear

[frail hornet]

midlife crisis don’t you mean

[neon rampart]

You can pull off same great looks

[frail hornet]

duality of man

[neon rampart]

And I don’t mind big bone structures but they’re like the only thing available, that’s the problem.

[narrow viper]

Short clothes or basically any tight clothing ever makes u look good

[narrow viper]

If u wear baggy clothing u always look like a lesbian I'm sorry

[frail hornet]

wrong

[narrow viper]

It's just how the mp female body in GTA works

[frail hornet]

Literally everyone hypes up the elegy to be the Paul Walker car or whatever

I think it’s not bad but not great

[native turtle]

Got 4.1mil
What car do I buy doe

[narrow viper]

Everything u want

[neon rampart]

Windsor

[frail hornet]

issi classic

[narrow viper]

Ok get asbo and weevil and brioso

[native turtle]

hottie

[native turtle]

[frail hornet]

idk whatever car it’s based off

[narrow viper]

@frail hornet let's repost the same photos together

[frail hornet]

couple goals

[narrow viper]

Also

[river maple]

ive seen that photo about 5 times now do you have anything original?

[narrow viper]

THATS THE POINT

[neon rampart]

Mix of r32 and r33 with some r34 on the sides

[narrow viper]

ME AND KATY R DOING IT

Aka roadman

[river maple]

i know but still

[robust turret]

Prison bus

[frail hornet]

depends on who I’m trolling

I am

[neon rampart]

It’s the closest gta has to it

[frail hornet]

dude I’m not going to link with you

[ashen mulch]

Overflod

And yes it is

[robust turret]

Krieger, thrax, Emerus pegassi osiris

[ashen mulch]

Emerus sucks balls

[frail hornet]

ok same

[robust turret]

Lmao

[frail hornet]

huh?

18

[neon rampart]

Or under 18

[narrow viper]

a guitar chord slaps knee

[ashen mulch]

Under 18

[junior dust]

Under 16 in uk is a minor

[frail hornet]

I was going off under 18 but fair enough

[robust turret]

Under 18 is minor

Legendary Motorsport

[frail hornet]

look harder

[robust turret]

Dude I'm not a bot, check yourself

[frail hornet]

Yeah it’s not google lmao

some absolute bangers of usernames right here

[junior dust]

Dude has modder role but can’t navigate Lm

[frail hornet]

what

[sonic slate]

the retro or the base one?

[junior dust]

Fortnite

[sonic slate]

the base one fucking sucks

[robust turret]

The elegy is decent, retro and original

[frail hornet]

I agree

[opaque needle]

as a fortnite player, i can confirm that is the current state of fortnite for me

lots to talk about

[frail hornet]

don’t

It looks bad

ugly

It’s an ugly car for ugly people

[ashen mulch]

Better than the emerus

[frail hornet]

I do not care for the emerus

[ashen mulch]

I'd rather have a blob than a mentally handicapped catfish

[sonic slate]

hell yeah it exist

[frail hornet]

please don’t I’m so bad at word puzzles

[frail hornet]

I found UTI and that’s it

What was I meant to be doing there

[sullen obsidian]

Look at psychology

[frail hornet]

no I’m just dumb please don’t

I also saw abandoned

[sullen obsidian]

It's the copypasta lmao

[frail hornet]

That was the first one I saw

[frail hornet]

The imbecil one?

[still prairie]

is it ok to use the depressor mk2 to just travel?

[sonic slate]

Elegy retro custom

[sullen obsidian]

[frail hornet]

use it for whatever you bought it I don’t care

[sonic slate]

yeah

use it for whatever you wish tho, is you personal mk2

[still prairie]

oke

[frail hornet]

Don’t let anyone tell you what to do with your vehicle

[still prairie]

now I'm 1 step closer

I only need to grind 168 contact mission for it

great

[robust turret]

Why?

[still prairie]

since I don't have the kosatka cuz I'm new to the ps4 version

and my friend is so lazy that he can't do it for me

:/

he has everything tho

[robust turret]

Join in random casino and Cayo heists, you'll make money in no time

[still prairie]

for it

[robust turret]

They have good payouts

Then get yourself a kotsaka

[still prairie]

ooooh u talking abt waiting 1 year for just joining one and either getting kicked or the host is stupid and won't start

[still prairie]

I'm lvl 17 :/

that's why I gotta grind that many of contact missions

[robust turret]

I'm in a solo public session if anyone wants to join and not worry about greifers

[sonic slate]

farm for the kosatka @still prairie, the mk2 have a shit ton of paywalls

[still prairie]

well I want it to travel fast

[frail hornet]

Don’t bother until you got submarine

You can get mk2 later

[still prairie]

and I still need to get the night club tho

[robust turret]

Don't even use my mk2

[still prairie]

so

that's another million I think

[sullen obsidian]

No they are gonna stop selling it.

[still prairie]

I ain't even goin to modify it

[sonic slate]

get the kosatka first, not the mk2 because a base one is a crap vehicle

[frail hornet]

NOOOOOO

[craggy stream]

@narrow viper

[narrow viper]

[still prairie]

yeah ima do that

thx

[robust turret]

Kotsaka gives you Cayo and that gives you approx 1.2 Milli every 1.5 hours

[sonic slate]

grt the kosatka, you get far more money back than with the mk2, also is cheaper

[still prairie]

ok

I gotta grind for the kosatka first

[robust turret]

I need a shit

[still prairie]

hmmm

instead

[still prairie]

I will make my friend get the fuck up and beg him to do it

yeah that sounds right

[sonic slate]

i feel sad for that toreador

ayo @still prairie, maybe i can help you with money

[ashen mulch]

Wow that is one ugly toreador

[sonic slate]

is so ugly it can be used as a modern art masterpiece

[robust turret]

Is the toreador worth buying

[ashen mulch]

Yes

[robust turret]

It's ugly af tho lmao

[ashen mulch]

eh

[craggy stream]

How?

[frail hornet]

And you’re the mf who has been ranting for a hour plus about how griefing is bad

[modest marten]

Bad livery bad pic throw your phone away

[sonic slate]

is not ugly

[still prairie]

:D

[frail hornet]

Nope sorry

[modest marten]

Is very ugly

[still prairie]

dm me if u can @sonic slate

[sonic slate]

if you know what are you doing @robust turret, looks great

[frail hornet]

if you know what are you doing @robust turret, looks great

[sonic slate]

that a heresy

[robust turret]

Guess I'll have to buy one and see

[modest marten]

Ngl that looks better

[frail hornet]

Just trade for one lmao

[craggy stream]

Too bad you don’t

[robust turret]

Dunno how to

[frail hornet]

Get a glitched one for like 1 cayo then change it back to normal

The glitch atm is really easy

I can’t talk about it here unless I want to cop a ban

No

I’m not getting banned

Also you’re rude af

[modest marten]

It’ll buff right out

[ashen mulch]

[robust turret]

Lmaoo

[frail hornet]

cheeky

[sullen obsidian]

Finally real screen archery

[hoary rapids]

does anybody know how you get those white tires on car wheels?

[frail hornet]

certain cars

[hoary rapids]

such as?

[frail hornet]

Bennys cars

[hoary rapids]

ive seen em on pfister cars and shid like that

idk if those are modded or not

this i mean

[grim shell]

Ugly

[ashen mulch]

Glitched

[hoary rapids]

i didnt even make it but k

also how do you get the pfister comet retro

[ashen mulch]

Take base comet to Benny's

[hoary rapids]

ah ok

[grim shell]

I’m just saying that the wheels are ugly

[sullen obsidian]

Looks cool, thanks for not giving the picture some goofy 45° angle as well

[hoary rapids]

idk why but some npc cars are clean as fuck

[grim shell]

I’m not a fan of tilting pictures

[hoary rapids]

such as the oracle xs

i just said its not mine

[grim shell]

Die

[sullen obsidian]

[hoary rapids]

and i like how the wheels look

f1 wheels 🤮

[clear surge]

whats it mean when i try to buy a vehicle and it says already unlocked

[tame nacelle]

channel still sucks @narrow viper post a car

[tame nacelle]

this is 1) glitched 2) not worth the time

rockstar editor filter 😐

[sullen obsidian]

🚗 thoughts? Should I go with a different color

[grim shell]

Trash

[hoary rapids]

who even uses that car

deadass

[tame nacelle]

filters ruin it
fitting wheels tho

[tame nacelle]

people who aren't zoomers

[narrow viper]

[hoary rapids]

i dont like it tbh

[narrow viper]

[hoary rapids]

i use penumbra and oraclexs more anyway

penumbra FF or smth like that

[narrow viper]

I want to see color, this 1900's photo edit is corny

[hoary rapids]

also the tailgater s

[grim shell]

It’s gay

[narrow viper]

exactly, one of the most important parts of a build is the color to go with it

black and white isn't fucking fun to look at

[grim shell]

Color can make or break a car

[hoary rapids]

every no effort combo ever

ok

[narrow viper]

1900's there was color

[sullen obsidian]

I don't mind the old timey photos, but maybe there is a more appropriate setting. (No big buildings around)

[narrow viper]

1940s-1950 and 1960 all had colored tv

[frail hornet]

Wait my cypher looks exactly like that lmao

Same bolt on fenders and close colour

[narrow viper]

can't be 1920

first tv was made 1927

[grim shell]

This is how mine looked since the day it came out

Dark steel looks the cleanest imo on the bmw

[narrow viper]

bro fucked up the one thing he was going for bc he didn't do a bit of research into 1900's tv coloration

[grim shell]

Lol

I need someone on Xbox who has a Zion Classic that is willing to change up their car for a picture idea I have in mind

[tame nacelle]

L

[narrow viper]

Big big note to take, "U.S"

[grim shell]

US smart lol

[narrow viper]

not all countries had coloration yet

[tame nacelle]

don't care didn't ask plus we own the world

[narrow viper]

just bc the U.S did earlier

[tame nacelle]

[hallow bay]

[narrow viper]

BRICS would fuck yall up anyday

[grim shell]

Negative. Our Air Force has the capability to to flatten most continents in a matter of minutes lol

[ashen mulch]

It sucks being apart of brics

[grim shell]

Tell me how I know

[narrow viper]

When russia has Tsar Bomba

[grim shell]

That is no longer effective and inert

[narrow viper]

still have the recipe to make another one

[grim shell]

“Recipe” lol

[regal patrol]

It's outdated

[narrow viper]

if putin ever had the balls to instead of corrupting russia he would make another one

[regal patrol]

That bomb dropped from a plane no?

[grim shell]

Way outdated lol

[narrow viper]

Outdated but strongest nuke oat

[grim shell]

Pretty sure itd be to heavy for a plane

If anything itd just self destruct

[regal patrol]

We don't need nukes to be 60 megatons

[grim shell]

Destroying rissia

[regal patrol]

It's overkill

[grim shell]

Russia

[regal patrol]

Touché

[narrow viper]

Russia has 6,255 nukes beating U.S with 5,550

[regal patrol]

Precision has long since proven to be more valuable then impact

[grim shell]

No other countries Air Force would come close to standing a chance against the US

[regal patrol]

Not to mention all of our allies

[narrow viper]

end of convo not wanting to get muted for no no conversations in no no chat

[regal patrol]

Good idea

[narrow viper]

your recent presidents fucked up the UN

[sullen obsidian]

ends conversation once there is nowhere to go

[tame nacelle]

The US genuinely thinking about bombing the moon to flex on the Soviets

[prisma tangle]

Ugh

Work

Employment

Capitalism

[regal patrol]

yes

[narrow viper]

If communism was to be perfected the world wouldn't need nasty capitalism

[regal patrol]

Communism works in theory

[prisma tangle]

But humans are selfish

[regal patrol]

Exactly

So it never ends up working in practice

[ashen mulch]

If only we stole everything the British had in their museums back

[narrow viper]

no more being paid higher for better jobs and now u split food but still get to choose what u eat

[prisma tangle]

So then the rich lead the poor, become hungry for power and end up committing even worse crimes

[narrow viper]

stinky american capitalism no good

[regal patrol]

I feel there is no perfect form of government tbh

[narrow viper]

singapore is up there would be best oat if it was communist

[prisma tangle]

I believe socialism could be perfect if there was a law system that rewarded good behaviour and remedied bad

[narrow viper]

they already have a trash situation figured out, they drink their piss and have perfect schools, the largest airport

[prisma tangle]

Instead of good behaviour being expected and punishing bad

Anyway back to vehicles before I want to start a riot

[narrow viper]

i also believe in socialism my friend

[sullen obsidian]

[regal patrol]

The Russians tried that

[ashen mulch]

Sweden

[prisma tangle]

Literally

[narrow viper]

we love agriculture, fuck distribution

[prisma tangle]

Anyway nyoom

[raw aspen]

no we aren’t bruh take that back

[prisma tangle]

It's the ugly truth

[raw aspen]

a hot lie> ugly truth

[prisma tangle]

If I gave you £100,000 right now what would you do with it

[narrow viper]

hard choice

[ashen mulch]

Objectively humans are selfish

[regal patrol]

One thing all humans share is that we don't like being proven wrong/told no

[sonic slate]

Gta online is the perfect excuse to say there is people who are in fact selfish, pretty much assholes and unhappy with everybody

[prisma tangle]

Imagine ruining someone's day by griefing just to improve your own mood and self esteem

[sonic slate]

kill you to get more money

[prisma tangle]

Unfortunately the £100,000 was a lie

I don't even have £1,000 to my name

[sonic slate]

money is money dude

NOW GET THE FUCKING MONEY OUT

[modest ember]

start a mafia

😎

[frail hornet]

crack

[sonic slate]

@modest ember 9 days later :

[frail hornet]

badonkadonks

[ashen mulch]

Black suit giorno

[soft nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/bus-school-bus-when-you-get-a-cool-driver-for-the-field-trip-lets-go-gif-13825271

[brisk latch]

Bussin

[frail hornet]

they put arena war in real life?

[craggy stream]

Riata custom hours

[upper tundra]

Looks like an rc

[loud quest]

rc bandito

[upper tundra]

I've owned at least 5 of those over my entire life

[short stirrup]

huys i have a question, how can I get the bf version of the ramp buggy?

[dense badger]

Absolutely smashing. 10/10

[regal patrol]

The what

[dense badger]

??

[craggy stream]

Wtf

[short stirrup]

there's the normal one and the bf one

how can I get the bf one?

[narrow viper]

ramp boyfriend?????

[craggy stream]

They’re the same one

[narrow viper]

one has a spoiler

plus i think they're different cars

similar to the asea and snowy asea

[craggy stream]

Don’t listen to those dumbass clickbait youtubers, they’re the same. It’s just the spoiler is an extra

[narrow viper]

is it?

[craggy stream]

BF is literally the brand for both buggies

[narrow viper]

[short stirrup]

but like i can't find it in ls custom

[craggy stream]

It’s called the BF Ramp Buggy

[short stirrup]

there is no option for the spoiler

and there's also a roof for the bf version