gta-vehicles

[frail hornet]

yeah I do

[prisma tangle]

Illiterate

[frail hornet]

What’s wrong with that

[craggy stream]

I say wensday but I know I’m stupid

[frail hornet]

Good

[craggy stream]

I also pronounce caramel wrong

I say care-ah-mel instead of car-mel

[prisma tangle]

Okay caramel isn't even a hard word

Like cmon

[craggy stream]

But care-ah-mel is so fun to say

[narrow viper]

@craggy stream where Spencer

[craggy stream]

She retired

[prisma tangle]

So is asscheeks

[frail hornet]

Good

[narrow viper]

Bruhhh

[frail hornet]

hey ronan

[narrow viper]

She gone gone?

[craggy stream]

She’s in my server but that’s about it

[narrow viper]

[regal patrol]

She's in Lane hogs too

[narrow viper]

holy crap this LP700 LibertyWalk looks so good 😮

[regal patrol]

I think

[narrow viper]

[frail hornet]

ronan guess who I am

[prisma tangle]

Ah yes, it looks like every other Liberty Walk

[craggy stream]

A grade A bitch

[frail hornet]

wrong I get c’s at most

[narrow viper]

The worst part is having to install solo player mods

These are the nicest 2 lb's, most of the rest are copy paste and boring

[craggy stream]

Shu’h up, you schtewpid bruv

[frail hornet]

how else do you say stupid

[narrow viper]

In 2 hours it's chewsday init

[craggy stream]

Stew-pid

[frail hornet]

ronan shut up you’re british

[regal patrol]

How it's spelled

[frail hornet]

Wait are you Irish

[narrow viper]

Roadman you're off the list

[frail hornet]

wrong

[narrow viper]

[frail hornet]

Wrong

[frail hornet]

what list

[craggy stream]

“You chewb” - probably Roadman

[regal patrol]

So, pronouncing the word based on how it's spelled is incorrect

[narrow viper]

Epic list you pepega famalam

[frail hornet]

Nah the tube is that London train thing

[sonic slate]

[frail hornet]

was I ever on it

[narrow viper]

no

[regal patrol]

We Americans pronounce aluminum wrong apparently as well

[frail hornet]

wow ronan

[narrow viper]

Jokes jokes

[frail hornet]

cheeky ronan

[fresh dock]

same build and color i’m using, except i’m using Supa Gee’s and stock hoof

it looks okay with Throwback too

[brazen spruce]

The best vehicle all around?

[sonic slate]

kosatka sparrow

[frail hornet]

your mother!

[brazen spruce]

Haha so funny😐

[frail hornet]

thanks

[brazen spruce]

Is the toreador good?

[frail hornet]

no

[sonic slate]

this is not google @brazen spruce

[brazen spruce]

Ik im just curious before I buy something

[frail hornet]

Jalen

Your trim

Awful

[brazen spruce]

Thanks

It’s pristine tho

[frail hornet]

Wrong

[prisma tangle]

Get rid of that stance

Cypher is nice

[fresh dock]

ye almost got a chub from the Cypher

[prisma tangle]

Can we get a better angle on the sultan

YOU WHAT

[fresh dock]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-you-what-what-did-you-do-spongebob-meme-spongebob-squarepants-gif-19389913

[prisma tangle]

It's right here wdym

Sorry for the tag

[sonic slate]

that cypher is cool, maybe a little too much with the stance but is ok

that rs classic sucks tho

[regal patrol]

That much camber is an automatic no regardless of the car

[prisma tangle]

Unless it's a hovercraft

Or a Blazer Aqua

[regal patrol]

Well yeah, the wheels need to move out of the way

[junior dust]

Literally will talking facts

[prisma tangle]

Yooo it's Mario

[junior dust]

I am not mario anymore

That past is behind me

Tough days

[prisma tangle]

Gone but not forgotten

[junior dust]

True

Sadge

[frail hornet]

yeppers that’s a cute name 👉👈

[junior dust]

hahahaha wondered when you’d pipe up

How’s it goin

[prisma tangle]

Katy wants you to bed her

[frail hornet]

great

[frail hornet]

God save the Queen

[prisma tangle]

[junior dust]

Can she just fuckin die already bro like wtf

[prisma tangle]

Oi

[frail hornet]

me or big liz?

[junior dust]

Imagine being a royalist in 2021

Big liz

[prisma tangle]

Careful what you say about Lizzie

[frail hornet]

Lizzie is my ops

[prisma tangle]

She's still Vogue-worthy

[regal patrol]

Imagine having a queen

[junior dust]

True

[frail hornet]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[junior dust]

But all of her power was given to Westminster cause of some dumb golden staff thingy lmaooo

So kinda pointless

[frail hornet]

It’s because she’s a girl boss

[prisma tangle]

^

[frail hornet]

She needs the taxes yeppers

It’s important

@narrow viper hey!

[regal patrol]

Aren't speed cameras everywhere over there

Or is that outdated news

[frail hornet]

yes

Most don’t work though

[prisma tangle]

We have speed cameras, it's just some of them are out of service

[junior dust]

Buckingham palace should be turned into a Tesco’s extra with a Wetherspoons next door

[frail hornet]

They are decoys

[prisma tangle]

Lmaooo

Truth

[frail hornet]

a good Wetherspoons or bad Wetherspoons

[prisma tangle]

A Ramsgate-league Wetherspoons

[frail hornet]

Never been

I assume terrible

[junior dust]

Imagine the SCENES LMAOOOO

[prisma tangle]

Biggest Wetherspoons

As in huge

[frail hornet]

Tesco extra

[prisma tangle]

Beachside

[frail hornet]

How much is a pint

[prisma tangle]

Literally the only good thing about Ramsgate is it's Spoons

[frail hornet]

At rams gate Wetherspoons

[regal patrol]

I'm just imagining the white house just being the world's biggest McDonald's

[prisma tangle]

They're in the expensive spoons bracket

But I can get you 20% off

[frail hornet]

Cheeky

[prisma tangle]

And they're still undercutting most licensed bars

[frail hornet]

Unfortunately I live in the south west so

[prisma tangle]

Lmao f

[frail hornet]

Not happening soon

[junior dust]

Yeah with some janky ass arcade in it like that one weird ass one in Orlando

[regal patrol]

Or one of those playscape playground things

[junior dust]

Bowling alley with a Ronald McDonald statue to take a picture with

[regal patrol]

Yo what's that red laser coming from my windo-

[frail hornet]

Liz has got him

@narrow viper rate the new username

[frail hornet]

Thanks for placing the dash so we knew you were dead

[regal patrol]

Mf not even shouldering it

[slow sleet]

Ayo what the best bosuzoku car?

[prisma tangle]

It's mounted, what do you expect

[slow sleet]

Like style and customization wise

[prisma tangle]

Savestra

[regal patrol]

It's mounted so she doesn't have to shoulder it

[frail hornet]

Lizzie can’t even snipe a commie from 500 metres away what a bozo

[prisma tangle]

No it's mounted for display

[regal patrol]

Or that

[slow sleet]

Aint that the uh

Hammm uhh sandwich

[prisma tangle]

Yes it's the

Oh

[slow sleet]

Hachiroku?

[frail hornet]

the uhhhhh

no it’s the uhhhh ohhhh

[prisma tangle]

No that's the Warrener

That's the bad bosozoku

[slow sleet]

Damn you know your cars

[prisma tangle]

Don't get that

[prisma tangle]

Mhm

[regal patrol]

No it's the USS Missouri

[prisma tangle]

Oh mb

[slow sleet]

So the savestra has the wild ass exhaust

[prisma tangle]

Yeah that's what it's called

No

[slow sleet]

Cuz i has rwb and i want a bosu now

[prisma tangle]

Smh the wild exhaust isn't even bosozoku

[slow sleet]

Takeyari

I know

[prisma tangle]

Yes

[slow sleet]

But like i want bofe

[prisma tangle]

Bofe

[slow sleet]

Lmao

[prisma tangle]

@frail hornet

Look it's a brit

[frail hornet]

Uh yeah

Where

[prisma tangle]

"bofe"

[frail hornet]

wait he speaks like me

[slow sleet]

Lmao im californian

[prisma tangle]

Well that doesn't work

[slow sleet]

Lmao

[frail hornet]

How’s the tax

[regal patrol]

I low-key thought "bofe" was Deez nutz bait

[prisma tangle]

Real talk tho, none of the new cars are bosozoku

[slow sleet]

Its pretty “poggers”

[frail hornet]

please no

[slow sleet]

😭😭😭😭😭

Uh ill jus buy the savestra

[prisma tangle]

Best bets are Grachan Savestras and Warreners

[slow sleet]

Thx ill try both

[warm moss]

is the hydra jet worth it i dont have any air vehicle and ive just bought a hanger in preparation for it. is it good? (i refuse to get the oppresor mk2)

[narrow viper]

Hydra is niche

[regal patrol]

You didn't need a hangar for the hydra lmao

[narrow viper]

It can body MK2 noobs

[warm moss]

💀

oof

[regal patrol]

It's good to have a hangar anyway though

[frail hornet]

oops!

[warm moss]

well im going to go shout the shit out my friend

[prisma tangle]

Do it

How about a Buick GNX Japanese racer

(this is a GTA mod as it is, called Faction Kaido Racer)

[frail hornet]

wait that looks like it’s near me

wait it’s a mod

[prisma tangle]

Lmao

[frail hornet]

I thought I recognised it

I know somewhere very similar lmao

[warm moss]

does it fly

[prisma tangle]

Why would it

It's got plenty downforce

[warm moss]

the funny bike does

[prisma tangle]

The funny bike is AIDS

[warm moss]

idk lol thought it was some sort of delorian

[prisma tangle]

Errrrrr no

[warm moss]

thats why im going for the counter

[prisma tangle]

Hydra isn't a direct counter if you're ass

Heavy Sniper is though

[frail hornet]

Ow my leg hurts

[warm moss]

also i would like to mention some guy engaged me i was lvl 28 i killed him he killed me and destroyed my personal vehicle

he then brought out an oppresor mk2

for the lvl 28 who just had his bike destroyed

[prisma tangle]

Did his tag say JOKE

[narrow viper]

How to make this?

[frail hornet]

log off

[grim shell]

I do enjoy the camber, I’ll reduce it a little bit

[sullen obsidian]

What do you say, asshole, look at psychology, it seems that your parents abandoned you, did you fall out of your crib or that asshole? It seems that if you idiot walk, check if she is raining in the corner IMBECIL

[grim shell]

What are your thoughts on the wheels specifically, a lot of people tend to hate on them

[frail hornet]

NOOOOOOOO

[regal patrol]

[prisma tangle]

Visual code studio

Nice

[frail hornet]

@sullen obsidian I hate you

[sullen obsidian]

🧢

[frail hornet]

I feel bad now

jeb I have some news

I love you

[prisma tangle]

Nice shot

[sullen obsidian]

[prisma tangle]

Ngl

[grim shell]

Mine?

[sullen obsidian]

[frail hornet]

Jeb no need to leave me on seen

jeb?

I am scared and alone

And the inside of my leg is really itchy actually

And the outside

[junior dust]

Beta shit

[sullen obsidian]

Don't be scurred

[twilit ocean]

Then scratch it

[frail hornet]

pirate

[tame nacelle]

what the fuck

[sullen obsidian]

I like ya cut g

[regal patrol]

Funni hoonitruck

[frail hornet]

holy shit @tame nacelle my forehead is cracking

I forgot to send message with it sorry jeb

[junior dust]

Oh fuck

Not your forehead

[grim shell]

I was disappointed by it

[regal patrol]

F-15 S/MTD when

[grim shell]

?

[frail hornet]

1 you live in indonesia you are poor as fuck 2 i dont have a mother i have been created by god and have been put here to wreak all his wrath on a certain race 3 i am not a commonor i am literally the embodyment of god 4 dont have sister idiot

[regal patrol]

R* should add an F-15 S/MTD

[regal patrol]

Uh... Right...

[frail hornet]

1 you live in indonesia you are poor as fuck 2 i dont have a mother i have been created by god and have been put here to wreak all his wrath on a certain race 3 i am not a commonor i am literally the embodyment of god 4 dont have sister idiot

[narrow viper]

according to popular folk lore the shittier it looks and the closer to stock it is it'll make the car drive better and I can say this baby can drift

[prisma tangle]

Lies

[narrow viper]

man your futo must suck at drifting

that thing looks clean

[prisma tangle]

Yeah it's shit

[narrow viper]

mines can drift as if it's on ice

[narrow viper]

ew, your futo probably can't drift either, L

[prisma tangle]

Mine only drifts when it's on ice

[tame nacelle]

you cant drift at all

[lunar jay]

Hi

[tame nacelle]

https://streamable.com/07j6f9
post a better line

[narrow viper]

Hello ashton

[lunar jay]

Hi jet

[narrow viper]

I drift in airplane vehicles, beat me

[tame nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[lunar jay]

Hi bytes

[prisma tangle]

I drift in the Starling

[grim shell]

I drift kosatka

[prisma tangle]

Futo Dorifto
https://c.tenor.com/xayaXHVVrB8AAAAM/corolla-handbrake-turn.gif

Yooo I need to put steelies on the Futo

[iron iris]

any modder i need money

[junior dust]

Money drops got patched lmao

[mental loom]

just curious... how can drops just be "fixed" like that?

[junior dust]

Rockstar made it where if a money bag drops it’s not for the whole lobby to see, it’s only you who sees it now

So it’s no longer in sync with everyone in the lobby

[grim shell]

So get your own mods or work for your own money like everyone else does

[mental loom]

ohh

well that makes sense

[grim shell]

You can easily run Cayo in like 7 minutes or act 2 without an issue

[sonic slate]

just get this

[opaque needle]

found this

[frail hornet]

Unique

[opaque needle]

i think it looks good

[frail hornet]

You’re wrong

[opaque needle]

oh?

[frail hornet]

Why is gta vehicles so dead rn

[upper tundra]

Gta bad

[regal patrol]

Agreed

[prisma tangle]

I third that

[sullen obsidian]

[prisma tangle]

We need camaro

Much cooler than M2

[grim shell]

Why have newish mustang, challenger, and corvette, even a viper but no Camaro

[prisma tangle]

Exactly

America explain

[regal patrol]

Explain what

[prisma tangle]

No newer Camaro in GTA

[regal patrol]

Oh

My explanation is that R* is uneducated and uninformed

[prisma tangle]

What, of Bumblebee

Smh

[regal patrol]

I'm calling them dumb

[prisma tangle]

Uninformed of Bumblebee

[regal patrol]

I don't care what y'all think
That is sexy

[narrow viper]

They should make a new Dukes version, one that looks more like a 1969 Dodge Charger

[regal patrol]

Why lmao

Only thing that would be different is the grille and taillights

Hell it would only need to be the grille

[narrow viper]

Not rlly lol

[prisma tangle]

Nah I agree

[narrow viper]

i modded a 69 charger for singleplayer use and its so different than this ugly dukes

[regal patrol]

I like the 68 charger more anyway

[narrow viper]

only the lights are different xd

68 69

[regal patrol]

Exactly

I like the 68 lights more

[prisma tangle]

Is that the earlier one

With the circle taillights

[regal patrol]

Yes

[prisma tangle]

That's the hot one

[narrow viper]

ye

[sonic slate]

[prisma tangle]

Muscle class rims but they're inverted... Imagine

[regal patrol]

They're what

[narrow viper]

Yea well if you look at the Gauntlet Classic as a '70 Challenger and this as a '69 Charger.. this is a joke 😄

[prisma tangle]

Okay so you see the spoke and the whitespace

[regal patrol]

It takes hints from the Pontiac GTO as well

[prisma tangle]

Swap them

[opaque needle]

ive spotted a few cool cars today
Honda Civic (Modern), Volkswagen Beetle (Modern), Honda Cord (aka Underrated Treasure) Mazda Miata (Angry)

[prisma tangle]

Honda Cord

[stark lagoon]

Saw one of my dream cars on Friday while walking home and then also saw a old jeep

[opaque needle]

its “Accord”

i think

[prisma tangle]

Yeah

[regal patrol]

I saw a Camaro convertible today

[prisma tangle]

I saw nothing interesting

[regal patrol]

And I saw a Porsche Taycan

[opaque needle]

i think this is the same Gen that i saw

tune that shit up

[prisma tangle]

My mum had one of those

[opaque needle]

my dad did too

[prisma tangle]

And an old Prelude

[regal patrol]

One of the kids at my highschool has a dad that makes mad money, her dad owns a Porsche Taycan

[opaque needle]

truly underrated car

[prisma tangle]

Not really

It's about as rated as it should be

[regal patrol]

The prelude?

[prisma tangle]

That model of Prelude

[opaque needle]

well i was talking about the accord but ok

[regal patrol]

It's a looker isn't it

[stark lagoon]

Also saw a 88 prelude on Friday

[prisma tangle]

Oh I meant that model of Accord

Yeah that's the one my mum had

[opaque needle]

now thats nice

[regal patrol]

Parents have never owned a foreign car

Always owned American

[prisma tangle]

They're missing out

[regal patrol]

Not really

We like our dodges

[grim shell]

I can a blood red P1 while driving through LA

[opaque needle]

heres a different model of an accord
still nice

[regal patrol]

Because it's fucking LA

[grim shell]

I know lol

[stark lagoon]

I would probably fit well in your family mines a Chevy and ford truck family and then there's me who somehow likes dodge

[regal patrol]

My dad used to own an F150

Our neighbor is top brass at one of the biggest Chrysler dealership networks in the state

So we got a killer discount on both his 13 1500 and my mom's 18 Durango

[prisma tangle]

Can I have a Crossfire then pls

[cerulean bloom]

Beta males

[opaque needle]

found a soft roof car
can someone tell me what this is

[spice pier]

Bimmer probably

[prisma tangle]

Looks like a 3 series

[opaque needle]

turns out its a bmw

[prisma tangle]

Niceee

I respect that person greatly

[opaque needle]

new find
looks nice asf

[cerulean bloom]

beta male car

[viral coyote]

mf trying to look like a jdm car

[opaque needle]

atleast its not riced out

[opaque needle]

not bad

no complaints, just not bad

[viral coyote]

the challenger feels weak ngl

[sonic slate]

oh no, what a heresy

[opaque needle]

found some stuff while browsing in walmart which one we buying

[wraith flame]

jonny sins

[prisma thicket]

bro dont pay $5 for one mid hotwheel

[sonic slate]

get them all

[lament briar]

yellow

[opaque needle]

we left : (
i was gonna buy the beetle tho

[narrow viper]

fuck rockstar honestly it didnt save my progress from yesterday

on prize ride

[sonic slate]

why you just dont simply buy it?

what car is rn?

ah yes, the jester rr

i need more pictures of it, but is pretty good

[narrow viper]

im not even a low level im 130 i would just rather get it for free then 1.5 mil

especially because im saving for a scramjet

ikr

[sonic slate]

what?

[narrow viper]

a street car is more expensive than a fucking tank lmao

[sonic slate]

i like more the headlights of the jester rr than the actual mk5

if it is you personal crew yeah

[vapid dagger]

Anyone givin modded cars for cayos??

[craggy stream]

Soo today I learned rockstar half assed the shopping list liveries for the RX7

I never cared enough until now to notice

False

They went beyond with the RX7

Compared to the Previon, yeah

Absolutely compared to the fucking previon

[sonic slate]

hmmm

[craggy stream]

Like my god the Previon is the bottom of the barrel

[craggy stream]

Gotta love how the white variant has a black sponsor and the black variant has a white sponsor on the spoiler

[sonic slate]

idk, i think it looks neat

[craggy stream]

Homie got the boof ass previon textures

[sonic slate]

you mean those eyesores with bennys rims and colored chrome?

[maiden badger]

[sonic slate]

everybody knows you need money to make money

yeah, thats the point, thats why we can buy anything we wish

[maiden badger]

thats a nice dodge behind the porsche

[sonic slate]

let me guess, you never touched gta iv huh?

[maiden badger]

I didnt

sultan is nice

[sonic slate]

i have solo session, that dont affect me

also, you never touched a proper offroad before?

i can easily sell 2 bunker wedge trucks and solo nightclub, the rest idgaf

with that name i notice that

...

what?

[narrow viper]

JDM is all you know according to your nickname

[sonic slate]

with solo session i dont care about that

the worst thing?

jdm cars dont exist in gta o

[regal patrol]

Before you say it

[opaque needle]

Lancer at my local target

[regal patrol]

JDM ≠ Japanese

Or should I say the other way around

[soft spade]

anyone want to trade modded cars

just dm em

me*

[regal patrol]

Yes
None of the cars in GTA online do not fit that criteria
They're all left hand drive

[sonic slate]

they are japanese cars, but not japanese domestic cars

[sonic slate]

let me guess, they have colored chrome paint and bennys wheels right?

[opaque needle]

lesson i learned

[regal patrol]

No they're just Japanese lmao

[sonic slate]

nope @narrow viper, they are american japanese cars

[regal patrol]

All of those were sold in america

[sonic slate]

so nope @narrow viper, we only have japanese cars, not jdm cars

[grim shell]

If we actually got right hand drive cars, then yes, jdm

I know bro it sucks, trust me, I love jdm but I still enjoy what R* gave us

[opaque needle]

if u want a good ol japanese car
go download carx or somethin

[grim shell]

Is it free?

[opaque needle]

$30

oh

[sonic slate]

good taste tho

[grim shell]

Gotcha

[opaque needle]

ae86 is really nice

CarX?
frr

[regal patrol]

Funni pyramid car go brr

[sonic slate]

they made mad max free a long time ago lol

nah

[regal patrol]

I kinda wanna get the Futo GTX

[sonic slate]

Sony missed the part where thats their problem

[regal patrol]

But I also don't really want to play GTA

[grim shell]

It’s a decent starter drift car

[opaque needle]

i like sleepy eyes on ae86

[grim shell]

Same with the warrener hkr

[regal patrol]

God I hate that stupid thing

[narrow viper]

anyone wanna host a carmeet...

[sonic slate]

afk dude , with a bunker and the fully modded nightclub with all business is easy

[grim shell]

I like how it drives and gets sideways, but I don’t like the size of the wheels

[regal patrol]

I haven't had the drive to grind GTA in months tbh

[narrow viper]

i would love to host one now

[grim shell]

That’s all I really do now is car meets lol

[narrow viper]

if yall are up for it

[sonic slate]

not a fan of using malfuntions as a esthetic choice

[regal patrol]

Right

[narrow viper]

where to you find car meet cuz i have being dying to join one

[regal patrol]

!lfg @narrow viper tuners

[simple gorge]

@narrow viper, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Tuners Car Meet: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg

Requested by: @regal patrol

[narrow viper]

i use that chat but no ones replies

[grim shell]

I host my own a lot of the times bro, usually 15+ people or I just get on Xbox LFGs

[narrow viper]

when are you hostinmg your next one

[grim shell]

You play on Xbox?

[narrow viper]

prolly madrazo

pc

[grim shell]

Rip can’t help you there bud

If you were on Xbox I would get you in on them all the time

[upper tundra]

Madrazo and pavel

And the fencing fee

(Bullets and damage I think)

[sonic slate]

only once a week?

lmao

i am already on flames for it

[narrow viper]

lol

[upper tundra]

He lives in a submarine

[narrow viper]

easy

get motivated

[regal patrol]

Dedication and persistence

[narrow viper]

you have a goal to get hella tons of money

[regal patrol]

Neither if which I have

[narrow viper]

anyways

[regal patrol]

Nor care to acquire

[grim shell]

That’s why you unlock every prep so that way you can change it up every time

I tend to make challenges out of it

[narrow viper]

since no one use the carmeet chat em asking now here does anyone wanna do one

[regal patrol]

Don't deliberately LFG in non lfg channels

[narrow viper]

😦

[regal patrol]

That can get you banned man

[narrow viper]

damn

https://tenor.com/view/angry-jotaro-kujo-jotaro-kujo-kujo-jotaro-gif-18473874

[grim shell]

I do the replay glitch all the time so I make loads

[regal patrol]

Rules are rules man, sorry

[narrow viper]

bett

[regal patrol]

I should probably start doing that

[sonic slate]

https://youtu.be/Jrg9KxGNeJY

put this on repeat

more than enough MOTIVATION

[regal patrol]

My current loot roll is shit though

[golden cypress]

Same

[grim shell]

HMU tomorrow night and we’ll run it b2b

[regal patrol]

My current loot roll is shit though

[grim shell]

Get a new one then

[regal patrol]

I wanna just do it to get it out of the way

[golden cypress]

4-5 hours….

I can knockout 4 cayos in an hour ez

[regal patrol]

B2B maybe

[golden cypress]

Oh

[craggy stream]

Oh what a cheap ass, imagine doing actual cayo

[sonic slate]

BEHOLD

BIG MONEY

[craggy stream]

That’s small ngl

@regal patrol’s seen my cayo payload and it pays 2.1 mil for the 85%

[golden cypress]

I just feel like risking for a better reward isn’t really worth the extra 200k

Bc it took my about 25 tries to get pd

[regal patrol]

I have?

I mean yeah I have it's pretty cool

[craggy stream]

I’ve given you cayo before

The panther

[regal patrol]

I don't recall this

[grim shell]

Is it still available?

[golden cypress]

Not at the moment no

[craggy stream]

Nope

[grim shell]

Why not?

[golden cypress]

Bc this game sucks

[craggy stream]

Because rockstar says so?

[golden cypress]

It is that

[regal patrol]

You have a better chance of getting a lost slamvan

[craggy stream]

I can’t wait for rockstar to make cayo kinda playable

[golden cypress]

Wdym

[craggy stream]

Ever since rockstar broke cayo, I just didn’t wanna touch it

[regal patrol]

Is the chance to get no keycards still a thing?

[craggy stream]

Yeah

[regal patrol]

Damm

[golden cypress]

I just got back into gta like 2 weeks ago so idk what ur talking about

After not playing for like a year

[regal patrol]

Even more reason for me not to play GTA

[craggy stream]

Rockstar recently nerfed cayo perico to the ground

[golden cypress]

I mean I still get a lot of money so

[grim shell]

I have never had an issue

[craggy stream]

They made the juggernaut invincible, the ai have broken walk cycles, none of the civilians spawn on the outskirts, and sometimes no keycards spawn in

[golden cypress]

Invincible???? I kill him by myself

[regal patrol]

Even more of a reason to just avoid him completely

[golden cypress]

It takes like 2 shots to the head with the shotgun

Idk what u guys are talking about

[grim shell]

He’s not invincible, just buffed, do the armor prep and it makes it easier to kill jug

[golden cypress]

The armor prep is the best one

U just blow shit up

Yes

[craggy stream]

And my setup is locked on full armor because it was back when armor meant jack shit

[grim shell]

I never kill him anyway, at most I kill like 4 people

[prisma thicket]

[golden cypress]

Yeah I can get thru mine without even seeing the jug

[prisma thicket]

i went to car meet

[regal patrol]

I kill enough to get keycards and then get the fuck out

[craggy stream]

Jess moment

[prisma thicket]

no one said front bumper wack

[regal patrol]

Pink car = Jess

[grim shell]

You’re doing too much @narrow viper

[regal patrol]

That's the extent of her legacy

[golden cypress]

10 seems like a lot I feel like I only kill like 5

[prisma thicket]

got the hex from her

[regal patrol]

She was useful?

[grim shell]

I’m usually out in less than 7 minutes on my own guide

[prisma thicket]

ye

[golden cypress]

I do my cayos in 8:15 on average

[prisma thicket]

now cars that i wont bring to meets

[grim shell]

I do the replay glitch so I never worry about preps anymore lol

[prisma thicket]

i dont know what i dont like about it

[golden cypress]

Same lol

[prisma thicket]

and idk how i would change it

[grim shell]

Looks dope bro

[golden cypress]

[regal patrol]

You could sell it and get your money back

[grim shell]

Look it up lol

[prisma thicket]

i dont sell cars

that aint right

[golden cypress]

I sold my previon last night cuz it’s not cool

[regal patrol]

You could sell it and get your money back

[prisma thicket]

i dont care about my money back

[grim shell]

I like how the Karin intruder looks better than the previon but I do like the previon

[prisma thicket]

fair

[sonic slate]

hell yeah it is worth it

[prisma thicket]

heres another one

[golden cypress]

Well I don’t get the money and I don’t care about my friend that much

He cool n all but fuck him

[prisma thicket]

anyone got any futo gtx pics

i havent seen much

other than tofu

[sonic slate]

in solo, is more money for you
also, is easier solo than with friends lmao

[prisma thicket]

my car is literally tofu but red

[golden cypress]

That would mean me having to do an ass load of preps and no thanks

[grim shell]

You must have terrible friends lol

[golden cypress]

Right me and my friend get it done so easy

[sonic slate]

you cars are pretty plain @prisma thicket

[golden cypress]

And he does it right back for me

[prisma thicket]

wdym

[golden cypress]

Last time I sent a car in here I got attacked by a bunch of bland car kids

[sonic slate]

actually, i have never done Cayo with friends

[opaque needle]

remember the Honda Accord i mentioned
finally took a pic of it

[golden cypress]

Imagine doing an hours worth of preps everytime

[sonic slate]

they dont look special, they look like something you would see hide in the car meet

[prisma thicket]

yea thats kinda the point

im tryna blend in

[sonic slate]

at most i take like 30 minutes with all the preps

[golden cypress]

Sir it takes 20 minutes alone to fly to cayo and get ur target

[sonic slate]

i take 11 minutes there at most lmao, get you tactics right my dude

[golden cypress]

Flying the plane alone takes about 10 minutes

[narrow viper]

What's the pic

[dark vortex]

can anyone loan me some money im trying to get a good car

[golden cypress]

So ur saying u get all the way to the tower in 1 minute

[prisma thicket]

atleast back it up

[sonic slate]

the kosatka sparrow is better than the mk2

[prisma thicket]

so bland

not special

[narrow viper]

Oh

[sonic slate]

i dont custom like this, this was for @fresh dock more than anything lol

i like more funky stuff @prisma thicket

[golden cypress]

Does anybody know when the next gta update will be

Like content drop

Literally

[sonic slate]

thats the khanjali, and it fucking sucks

[golden cypress]

Ya khanjali is ass we talked about this earlier lmao

[narrow viper]

March

Ported and Expanded got delayed to March

[golden cypress]

There’s no way they don’t drop any content before then

Like they have to drop something to make people want to spend $70 on their game for the third time

[summer jasper]

no lol

[prisma thicket]

good for u

[sonic slate]

ah yeah, lets rock

[narrow viper]

Rockstar interns better get to work make dlcs

[golden cypress]

Well if u think they aren’t gonna drop more dlc I hate to break it to ya but ur kinda stupid

Sorry

[sonic slate]

[golden cypress]

I mean those are also plain so idk what ur point is here

[sonic slate]

because i also play d2 and remember one of the enemies use this behemoth

[prisma thicket]

holy plain

[somber ridge]

🛌

[opaque needle]

nyoom

[sonic slate]

hmmmm

bugatti

[summer jasper]

holy shit bro blinded by the lights

[sonic slate]

something

[opaque needle]

2018, bugatti

[craggy stream]

Yooo the fucking Thrax

Poggers

[sonic slate]

ah yes, the Chiron

[narrow viper]

divo

@prisma thicket hmu if a car meet is happening

[opaque needle]

ya its divo

[sonic slate]

ah yes, the divo

[opaque needle]

and a 914

[golden cypress]

Dang that guy wasn’t kidding car meet channels dead as shit

[sonic slate]

classic japanese cars fan

[narrow viper]

omg

[opaque needle]

💀

[narrow viper]

ye em bored of doing heist

so i wanna do more car meet

you know get to know more ppl

have fun you know

[opaque needle]

gas station heist 😍

hell yea

1000 gas station heists = 1M

[sonic slate]

YEAH

[opaque needle]

i just hide behind the counter, and if a bitch walks in
i shoot

hell naw i put my car back in storage
THEN i give up

[narrow viper]

@sonic slate make an impaler

and make it as low as possible

i dare you

i double dare you

mf

[sonic slate]

already did @narrow viper

[bleak temple]

can someone tell me where the shitpost channel is

[narrow viper]

L O W E R

[sonic slate]

#memes-and-shitposting duh

[opaque needle]

• o -

[narrow viper]

toy car

[dry roost]

Hot wheels

[sturdy copper]

Gaming

[dry roost]

Repost

[narrow viper]

Bad

[sturdy copper]

Bad

[narrow viper]

No carbon hood pls

[sturdy copper]

Carbon hoods

🤡

[dry roost]

I have my taste and you have yours

[sturdy copper]

Well ur taste is

[somber ridge]

coming from a guy with a weird ass dominator asp

[narrow viper]

U taste cars?

[dry roost]

Just don't be caught with F1 wheels and white walls

[dry roost]

Show me your cars

You talking too much for me

[dry roost]

Same for you

[somber ridge]

lol bro

[dry roost]

What is that dominator ASP

[somber ridge]

the only decent looking one is the calico

[dry roost]

Seriously

[somber ridge]

tire lettering on everything

[somber ridge]

ur cars are as bad as ur outfits

[prisma thicket]

damn

[sturdy copper]

Wdym what is that ur the first person to argue about it

[sturdy copper]

Also stfu

[somber ridge]

no lol

[dry roost]

Technically I'm not the first

[sturdy copper]

U are

[dry roost]

If that guy lit you on fire before you sent your cars

[sturdy copper]

It's first time to see u here

[dry roost]

He was the first

[sturdy copper]

So yea

What's Ur point

Ur just pissed cuz we said change the hood

Smh

[dry roost]

You didn't say change the hood

Not in those exact words

[sturdy copper]

I said carbon hood that's it

[dry roost]

That's what I'm saying

[prisma thicket]

[sturdy copper]

So Ur sad about that?

[somber ridge]

carbon hood
clown emoji

[dry roost]

Not really

[sturdy copper]

And what about the clown emoji?

Not my problem if u take it as a offense

[dry roost]

I don't but go off

[sturdy copper]

It's not like the worse possible thing

U can see

[opaque needle]

im recovering my giant hotwheels car transporter truck that i got when i was 10 or 11
it was all dusty

[dry roost]

Repost

[sturdy copper]

Yk what you have Ur taste

[dry roost]

How'd you manage to even find it

[sturdy copper]

[dry roost]

Crew color showcase (another repost)

[sturdy copper]

That's the problem with car guys community everyone have different opinions you see

[true silo]

Not my type , but it might look ok for someone

[dry roost]

Carbon hood looks great

[sturdy copper]

Same

[opaque needle]

it was in a bin of old stuff

[dry roost]

Oh nice

[sturdy copper]

Chance the car color

Change *

[dry roost]

Yeahno

[opaque needle]

ya its a red truck
i think its still cool

[sturdy copper]

If u want to keep the hood

Change the car color

[dry roost]

I think it looks perfectly fine

[sturdy copper]

As u like ig

[narrow viper]

Color

Bad

[dry roost]

What color would you make it red?

Blue?

Ice white?

Add F1 wheels?

Neon layout?

Chrome primary?

[summer jasper]

this color

[opaque needle]

that color

[dry roost]

What in God's fucking name-

[dry roost]

How many times did you crash

@sturdy marsh you look dumb

[sturdy marsh]

Blocked

[dry roost]

You really thought you had something

[brisk latch]

Phishing link?

[opaque needle]

heres the truck btw

[dry roost]

Discord invite

[brisk latch]

Lmao

[dry roost]

[brisk latch]

His username looks like someone who would advertise server

[dry roost]

r/therewasanattempt

[opaque needle]

build type?

[dry roost]

Rally

I tried

[opaque needle]

looks good ngl

[dry roost]

I finally unlocked that cyberpunk car on forza horizon 4

[dry roost]

Thank you

I should take more but I'm lazy right now

[opaque needle]

i load into gta and this is one of the players

[dry roost]

Oh god no

[opaque needle]

ya

[dry roost]

I rarely find level 8000's

[opaque needle]

and then theres me lmao

[dry roost]

Man when can I own a strip club in GTA we need a new passive business

[opaque needle]

literally scared asf to step a foot outside

[dry roost]

I would be too

[opaque needle]

not sure what hes doing lol

[dry roost]

Oh that's a chern-

How do you spell it?

[mild belfry]

trying to lock onto people on a hill side, that thing has a long lock on range

[opaque needle]

idfk

[amber hornet]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[opaque needle]

im just gonna call it all hello kitty

[dry roost]

Yeah someone's about to eat fire works

[mild belfry]

pretty sure thats the first place i went to when i was trying it out lol, since my bunker is in that valley

[opaque needle]

theres an IIIIIIIIIIII in my lobby smh

[dry roost]

Barcode

[opaque needle]

stupid mf

[dry roost]

[opaque needle]

where even the fuck is the chern sold at

[mild belfry]

warstock

[dry roost]

I saw someone with F1 wheels on a Khanjali

[opaque needle]

i assumed that lmao

[mild belfry]

you asked 😛

[dry roost]

I've had enough GTA today

[opaque needle]

here it is

8x8

rip

[dry roost]

I have to buy one of those I swear

[opaque needle]

i heard they're fun

man if only you could mod limos

[mild belfry]

i like my chern, just very useless lol. if i could just tap a button to use the missiles i might actually try and use it lol

[opaque needle]

try it on cargo griefers yeh?

[sonic slate]

modded, be sure of it

[dry roost]

I'd love a nodded account with amazing outfits

[opaque needle]

ima go see it

hes in a boat now

mot sure what hes doing lmao

[dry roost]

Chillin

Tomorrow morning lobbies are gonna be empty since little Jimmy's won't be at home

[craggy stream]

@sonic slate I’m chilling at a lowrider meet and it’s genuinely cursed what some of the guys can do

Like holy shit

[dry roost]

Niceeee

[sonic slate]

that slamvan is not that bad

but the rest are really fancy shitboxes

[craggy stream]

oof the slamvan is my build

[gritty python]

Merc lowrider

[drifting umbra]

suggestions on shit I can do to this? feels plain

[narrow viper]

Keep it plain

Or just go fully aggressive

[drifting umbra]

fair

[narrow viper]

Nothing in between, looks ugly otherwise

[drifting umbra]

maybe better rims?

idk

[narrow viper]

I like those rims actually

[gritty python]

Stock rims are good

[narrow viper]

But not on an aggresive build

Aggresive build would look good with carbon wheels

That cheetah smthn

[sonic slate]

make it into this

[drifting umbra]

this?

ignore the watermark its mine

[gritty python]

Or this color

[drifting umbra]

oh fuck yes

do you have the hex

[forest jewel]

https://gtacolors.com/

[drifting umbra]

yeah which one though

[gritty python]

Violet grey maybe

[forest jewel]

hmm strange, it wasn't there

[prisma thicket]

[gritty python]

Viola 30 might work

#351C35

Diablo Purple with some diff pearl

[forest jewel]

there @drifting umbra

[drifting umbra]

diablo purple? 👀

I was looking for a diablo purple

for my diablo

[gritty python]

[drifting umbra]

what pearl does it say I should use

for the diablo purple

[gritty python]

Salmon pink

[drifting umbra]

I see

[proven osprey]

that would look nice

[drifting umbra]

where was it? I could not for the life of me find it

[forest jewel]

the what

[somber ridge]

the what

[drifting umbra]

the color

[somber ridge]

what color

[drifting umbra]

shut up

[somber ridge]

bruh I'm trying to help

[forest jewel]

the pearl pink?

[gritty python]

Gtacolors.com

[somber ridge]

pretty funny man

[drifting umbra]

under what name

i looked through all the purples

[gritty python]

Viola 30

[somber ridge]

goes hostile in 0.098 seconds after I ask which color

[drifting umbra]

Firstly, your name is cumdrinker 9000. Secondly, if you used your fucking scroll wheel you would know what we were talking about

[drifting umbra]

ty 😘

[somber ridge]

Firstly, your name is byrntau wtf is that name lol. Secondly, I just got unmuted and I didn't restart so I don't have any information on what you're talking about and I'm not going to

so stfu

[opaque needle]

whoops didn t mean to send that here lmao

[forest jewel]

👀

[opaque needle]

yall want me to send it anyways lmao

[covert lance]

car looks nice whats the name?

[drifting umbra]

Paragon R

Walmart bentley

[prisma thicket]

still gotta add the 99 plate tho

999*

fucking ifruit

i gotta drive 10 elegys

[somber ridge]

ifruit app is dumb lol

[drifting umbra]

ifruit is aids

[prisma thicket]

before its useable

[somber ridge]

I can't even download it in my country

[prisma thicket]

damn

[forest jewel]

tru

[narrow viper]

just use a mod dude

[forest jewel]

i don get it why we have to be online so the orders we order in ifruit would process

[prisma thicket]

im on xbox

[prisma thicket]

wdym

[drifting umbra]

i don get why they dont just let you change the fucking plate in game

[forest jewel]

like rn im not in game

[prisma thicket]

oh gotcha

yea thats a fair point

[forest jewel]

I want to make my Contender have new wheels

[narrow viper]

Then why the fuck do you have a red name?

[forest jewel]

I go to ifruit to order said wheels

[prisma thicket]

red

[forest jewel]

however, since Im not in game that said order wont be processed

[gritty python]

Or crew color in game

[drifting umbra]

^^

[forest jewel]

ikr

[prisma thicket]

interesting

[gritty python]

Without having to restart everytime

[covert lance]

i mean you can

[prisma thicket]

fair

[narrow viper]

you can... with mods

[forest jewel]

iFruit would be more useful if it has a preorder function

[forest jewel]

the background only

[gritty python]

[opaque needle]

flyin

[azure pine]

[opaque needle]

decent quality for a Ps4 eh?

[drifting umbra]

well, not really

[covert lance]

also ignore hydra thanks

[drifting umbra]

if you made it 1080p it would look nice

[forest jewel]

I mean, if u want plates other than that are there already u still need iFruit lol

[covert lance]

yeah but you dont need to do it in the app everytime

[forest jewel]

u cant make new ones

oh ya,

[covert lance]

i mean ifruit is still dogshid but that's a plus i guess?

[forest jewel]

they should just let it have a preorder function lol

[covert lance]

yeah, so you dont need to order one every time

its expensive

[forest jewel]

yep, and u dont have to be in-game to buy stuff

bcz aside the plates, the modifications that u can buy in ifruit are also in game lol