#gta-vehicles
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@narrow viper on her way to go make an inappropriate joke
back to gta vehicles
some cool cars i spotted at today's low faction meet
whatsup people
Back away from gta vehicles what is that
unfunny
its not the comet safari
its an s2
oh
sorry my bad
oh yeah now i see the difference
the lights confused me
yeah thats my S2
F
obligatory white van joke incoming
in jesus name i pray for boots
7 people that decided to watch how it burns
chanel bangles
and brand new boobs
camber
well they were being stupid
Pray harder
Ask bossman carpet head in my class
wat
Carpet head 
He has fat badonkadonks and I’m pretty sure he carries a knife
Also his trim is like a shag rug
You stare at his tits?
Yeah he’s hot af
i still need to go through and take photos of the offroad half of the meet
don’t ban me from saying badonkadonks
(i do a little trolling)
We literally are
probably my favorite photo of the meet
i spreak american sorry
😎
this one comes close
colonised
😩
why does that red car have a detached bumper
idk
im still confused on what a meet is
the bumper broke when they repaired it with the mod menu
People show off car
Right so it’s when a crew usually sometime not occurs on top of everyone’s cars
Smh mods
how do i join one
LFG or find a discord server that specialises in them
60 years too late
What
oh
look for discord servers
you edited it
Lying
does shag mean crew in british english
Yes
but theres usually some sort of requirement to get in
yeah
ohh

i thought you meant shag as in the secksy wecksy
Yeah I crew'd your mother
lmao
😭
So you say me and my shag going into shops tonight

LOL
Only Roadman would go to the shops with his male shag
Shagging with the boys
Me and carpet head pulling up
My bad
im hosting a car show if anyone wanna pull up dm me
It's a group of shag
When he had a kill list I wasn’t on it so we are basically best pals
Shut up
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My favourite shag is the one with the all the dudes
ayo?
o mb
same 🥴
Not on the kill list to lovers
...oh
i love my black comet so much
i dont
13
me deciphering what this means

You can't see a black comet
sometimes when british people talk i feel bad because i absolutely cant understand them
ok
fitting licenseplate then
Try learning more english
oi m8 you want some biscuits?
a british dialect
Lol for sure
idk why, but im not satisfied with the S2 for some reason
that spoiler is litty
maybe i should try an actual unique color?
Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of complete codswallop
i dont know what it is, but it seems like its lacking
not yours personally
just overall
oh you mean the comet s2?
mate you nincompoop square up bossman
yea
idk man it has a bunch of mods
🤨
and nice liveries
its just a really nice car imo
yeah, i guess i just havent seen enough versions of it
ew
too bad its not a slantnose
i hardly drive mine at all
That's hot
a slantnose wouldve been cooler tbh
slantnose comet retro custom 😳 😳 😳
Imagine getting rain in those vents and then having to install new lightbulbs
Comet Retro Sharknose
It doesn’t rain in America
Explain everyone's rain pics
Wait it does?
Every single one of Cya's pics
do you live in new mexico?
I heard it didn’t rain at all
it does
or nevada?
in florida it does a lot
Do it
Nah like in real life America
the east coast is always slammed with rain
huge
Yes it does
ye ye nose lowered
Wait I thought rain only happened in Europe
Literally the entire south east coast
That’s wild
I actually never really thought about rain in America
Russian car
michigan is bigger than the uk?
many different types of people as well
thats something else
Updated my old Banshee, new livery and wheels
its actually a fiat 128
wycoming?
the only thing that makes all the places similar is that they are all under one flag and follow (mostly) the same laws ig
the lada riva is based on the fiat 124
Polski-Fiat era
wait what do you mean mostly?
state laws vary
You telling me all over the country there isn’t the same laws?
id
Imagine death
cuz it gives ppl more options
also its hard to manage the same laws
in such a huge area of land
Why do you have a president then smh
if there were no state governments everything would go to shit
I could do it
Conceal and carry is another big one
its simply too big
only sigma males can
I would find a way
Especially since a lot of states have different political views, laws are different as well
We don't need a governor that can't spell
yeah
Give that one a second thought
Not even sleepy joe?
not even sleepy joe 😔
hey guys, this is a car chat
Wait sleepy?
idk
I thought it was sloppy
yeah lets go to #community
Slightly slow Joe?
sloppy toppy joe?
Oh dear
that car is short
Anyway here’s a car
or your very far away from it
yoo the two sultan classics from the prision part of the meet?
yessir
they mentioned me on the number plate on this car
silver was mine
woahsa
Oh poo
Nice road flare
license plate checks out
Repost because i fucking love this
Sexy
Nice 👍
elegy retro + low grips + shitty music
stock sus, lv 4 engine, stock brakes, lv 4 trans
the most important part
Yea
nooooo
yesssssss
all the cool music i could put in self radio if we could have it on console
dammit
gn
F
jUsT uSe SpoTiFy
Listen to Kanye
funny thing is, i use spotify more than self radio
- spotify dont have all the music i have in my collection
- i hate spotify
- i fucking hate spotify
funny looking fellow
I HATE SPOTIFY I HATE SPOTIFY I HATE SPOTIFY I HATE SPOTIFY
come listen to your 7 ads between every song
REMUUUUUU CHECK DMS
and a shitty mobile version
i use... youtube mp3
and giving you "30 minutes of ad free listening" for watching an ad
when it lasts like 3 fucking songs
sausage roll
sorry
30 minutes* 
alrighty guys, gn for real this time
night man, sleep well even tho i just met you
take this for your journey ahead
Sleep well
cavalcade?
damn, thats ugly
landstalker XL
wrong person 
i keep forgetting that exists
Oh yeah also this to confirm my shit music taste 
sensual
😳
😳 😳 😳
everybody knows #gta-vehicles isnt really about vehicles
are you happy now
Becky g my g
most expensive car in brazil
*Argentina
@narrow viper you still eating those 4 chicken burgers?
no
huh the bestie is back
i thought i was your bestie
thoughts on sausage roll
10/10
I share?
Wow good vote
Uh
You’re paying to see this content
oomfie no
What the fuck is an oomfie
the sound you make
would yall consider a Jet as a vehicle for this channel
Yes
makes vroom noise so yes
cool cuz i stole one
is the earth a vehicle
think about it
it carries us all
from one side of the son to the other
its basically like one big vehicle
like a campervan
cuz we live in it too


revelation
HIRAMETA
oomfie says a racial slur!
bruh..........

Stop speaking like mario
😭
angry goose noises
wow its its the best thing since latex
So if someone wanted to buy something extra swanky, what do you recommend them?
the Remus!
yes
keeping the beauty
even once i get that dammed vectre back
I did have the better than latex saved but I deleted it
oh
I went over 100 photos so
: (
where’s the Remus one
idk
Letting the side down
lost in translation ig
Man classic Americans
ford is based
I would crash it
In the world?
ah ok
yes
ur mom vs takumi
shes saved us from at least 5 crashes
Not in england though
by swerving and braking at the PERFECT moments
I would have saved you from 6
tf
but ur not my mom tho 🤮
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@tame nacelle are you still real
get real
always real never been fake
wow I love Americans
biggest npc in america get that fucker off my screen
alright unpopular opinion Ben Shapiro is hot af
ok buddy
ben shapiro is so bad he owns all the libs!!!!!!!!!!!11
Another liberal owned
40 inch hair yours came in a pack
my car
my favorite part about car meets is that you get to see cool builds done by people with good taste 
also a lot of interesting stuff
or message me ahhahahah
i already see all the builds you post here oomf
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credits to Ap0calyps3
@tame nacelle you might like this
Nice clipping bro
Hot
MIDNITE CLUB 3 
No that's hot
holy shit my nose itchy af
itch it
Covid mf
🤨
Get a mask
No jk
No I won’t itch it
this is clippy
clippy
lots of nice builds in the meets, definitly better than i expected from alpha meets
The key is to not itch it and build up immunity to itches
Bytes ur so fucking sexy wtf
That's sick
yes
🥶 ambulance
car meets are cool
where did his hood go
like got damn i fell in love with this GTX
i feel sad cuz i cant join remu's car meet
imagine if rain actually damaged exposed engines 
But you can listen to homecoming by Kanye west and Chris Martin
but yeah it's nice to see more unusual stuff
After me of course, Chris Martin is the best person to come out of England

looks like its photoshopped in lol
david bowie 🤨 freddie mercury 🤨
clapped
U GOTTA ME JOKIN M8
FUXKING DRIPPYYYYY
yeah that's a really glossy red
jaking off
Do I buy the previon lmao
eeeh
unless you want to do a previon build specifically
I’m thinking about it
but i had to pick car of the meet, i'd choose this boat right here
damn really making fun of women
S T A N C E V A N
https://streamable.com/07j6f9 WE THOOMIN
this RR also called my attention
those drifts are so smooth
applauds
I'm gone
misogynistic
R8
Sick black screen
Where’s the car this is gta vehicles
Bro misogonthosdick
cheeky
acceleration 5 / traction curve max 1.5 / traction curve min 1.4 / steering lock 1.4 / hand brake force 150
im saving this
does it work for any vehicle?

Hehe 😈
so far only tested elegy retro and drift tampa
and also the weed van
may have to change acceleration depending on vehicle but otherwise its universal
this was done online
so
the free one has the ability to do this btw
mine was not free but also can do this
and all of the meets I go specifically prohibite mod menus
tell them
get fukt 
Imagine bring able to put low grip on all care
i can
it's possible
Wait is that possible...?
"the free one"
All PC players know that 1 
so funny to see the super jump detection
@narrow viper so low grip on a prius?
elegy with da low grips
its an fwd car 
which is usually followed by "(name) attacking while invulnerable" followed by "(name) killed (other name)"
what
free menu users are stupid 9 times out of 10 and do not hide it well
Real
yes
oh yeah @tame nacelle @wide spear did i show you the cambergang pics?
i shall allow the vectre this once
in the name of camber 😩 💦
the theme description was kino
Theme Description: Are you that (r word) that drives down the street with your low ass tuner and abused negative camber? Sparks flying, leaking oil pan and back > surgery incoming?
Than this meet is for you!
A 4-wheel alignement will be offered to the winner, sponsored by Los Santos Customs
A 4-wheel alignement will be offered to the winner, sponsored by Los Santos Customs

Nah that's fuckin clean bro 
except for that absolute tasteless dumbass that brought the pink retinue
Respect for the og kuruma
is it your job to destroy tires
YO FR THO 💀
bruh there are no cars in this pic just a pile of garbage
highlight of the meet
i both love and hate this rebla, which makes me love it even more
looks kinda weird :yikes:
its an suv, stanced with the bottom street rims 
it's done pretty cleanly too
aaaaaaaaaand finally
Just trying new colors
That black vectre 
never thought benny's rims would fit so nice
nice poo sultan rs
Beautiful
It's nice asf
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/881945414704713738/886720748696248370/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_20210912214506.jpg?width=1202&height=676
honestly stxnceUK's pics inspired me to go to car meets
in my experience you're not interesed in car meets untill you take a look at some of pics of them
@narrow viper meets only last 20-40 min before 12 year olds grief it
unless you're in a crew
True
Does rice mean it’s bad
no
No
if i had a meet my only rule would be no violence tbh
1984 in gta
literaly 1984
"no neons"
yeah because underglow and colored headlights is only used by cringe ricers that dont have taste
literally 1984
huh?
to prevent shit like this done unironically
i mean let people have taste
their own taste
Is the reason I’m unloved the fact that I post in gta vehicles
be honest
i think its bad but i wouldnt ban it from my meet
i would let whatever into my meet
You were gate keeping stocks earlier make your mind up
would you rather have a meet filled with these kind of cars?
gate keeping stocks?
no i wasnt
Yeah in community
or these kind of cars
i was saying spreading misinformation about them is an arsehole move
big difference
You said you hate people that buy doge coin and that
Hot
no?
that was another guy
i said i hated people who gave advice on stocks
when they dont know anything
and when they make people lose money
isnt that dk's car
sadly
it doesn't have the livery lol
donkey kong?
sorry underglow and color headlights sound too good to smash
DADDY ELON MAKE ME RICH PLS XDDD
h
I would marry Elon
most useless human aside from shapiro
Bottom
if you allow people with shit taste to come into car meets
people with decent taste will leave and go to a crew with... standards
Bottom is fresh af
professionals have standards
Actually might make my futo like that
I mean you ain't getting shit even if u wanna pay for it in a 5 star restaurant
fuck are those
you pay to go into a car meet?
uuuh no?
Just because you wanna choose a low standard ugly car doesn't mean the meet host would lower their standards too
you pay for playing a heist with randoms?
no
how can people like this
INCREDIBLE COCHE
yea i definitely read that wrong
incredible car
of the future
with red lights
is what it translates to exactly
but its more like "Incredible futuristic car with red lights!"

Incredible cock!
nice cock bro
it actually translates to "Your new cars are coming out great"
Sounds like some shit someone would say to an infant
google translate isnt always accurate
i gave u a better translation
Thanks
dude
i literally speak spanish
wtf what type
spanish spanish
Espanol spanish
i speak cuban spanish
old ss
@narrow viper fhe only nice car is the old Greeny
Spanish 1v1
Finally someone who first modifies the painting before the aesthetic pieces
FINALLY this is how a car is tuned
I win the German 1v1
last sentence rather translates to (get ready)
Ich liebe lange schlange
I have a big dong
is my guess
You said earlier that you had got your first acne
I doubt it
Remu any guesses on ich liebe lange schlange
"FINALLY this is how you tune a car"
Yeah it's more common on english to say it like this I think
nah i was guessing the translation
@narrow viper silly goose
of the german thing
doesnt that mean i have a long dong
No far from it
taco mask
thats hawt tho
Not to mention opposing pearlescent lmao
im pretty sure they mean highly contrasting pearls
such as
🤨
gost roider
idk how its there for me lol
i just joined a new session then boom sanctus in ssas
I got death threats for putting tire text on my car
is that bad
@narrow viper invite me to that server, I wanna see if I can push the limits 
I guess
there's 4
?
what is los sanctos
What
the motorcycle
halloween bike
On September?
the point of the screenshot was to show i have it in the store when its not supposed to be lol
Buy it
some dumb city
thanks for your input
will this work or nah
Omg the Lambo LP700 Libertywalk looks so good
No
is not that bad, but not my cup of tea
this is real life version
i wonder if rockstar will ever add something like that
kind of cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KpD85M6BBA look
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anyway, i wanted to take R* Editor pictures of my slamvan custom, i like them
hey bestie
Sorry little bit of trolling
that's hella nice
Jess if I was pc I would join
🤨
yikes
before you say anything I don’t use lfg and I prefer red over blue
Wait it works?
Oh aight
uh I think it’s for more players maybe
idk yet
you bought one? or made it on localhost?
wow play flashing lights by Kanye west
Well if you get it working ping me, I'll join
mkk and i made it on localhost
sorry it isn't blacked out?
its a lan server right?
my eyes hurt
Just in general
I haven’t slept lmao I can’t see shit
It's a nice combination of green
literally black and lime green
But wrong car
I looked back and nice is definitely up for debate
Come on zentorno is a supercar
needs a ton of modifications to become an actual game you can play with your friends
Not a 00s tuner
Ruining the moment
It's true
it's not my fault you know nothing about fivem @frail hornet
huh? I only said you were ruining the moment lmao
It’s not even my server
Green is a nice colour in general so that combination looks nice to me
Your opinion so fair enough
like what
Well it's better for that moment to get ruined here then after days and days and days of useless trying
Let me give you can example @narrow viper
there's always some turbo nerd
The butterfly in your profile picture is ugly
Wet 😳

@narrow vipercheck this https://servers.fivem.net/servers/detail/yxl4jm look at resources; this is bare minimum for a test server.
Wow very funny 😆
Wow thanks mr car!
whats this
We don’t care sorry
stop it road
I don’t anyway anyone else can if they want
It’s the boss of fivem
to compare to yours, and make yours an actual playing server
Mr car making a rare appearance again
hmm
will you help me in dms?
At least he said my joke was funny
2 am, I'm too sleepy maybe later.
Lol yes
PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
why do you want a fivem server on your pc anyways?
umm
Anyone can stay awake for 200$
cuz modded single player is lonely and boring
Under glow actually looks really nice on some cars
👀
well hundreds of fivem servers out there. join one with your friend.
like cars? join rsm #2
rsm lame
join one of the test servers; but there's nothing to do in there.
what gpu are you using?
mods.
you should realize people spend hours and hours and hours of their time making their own scripts to make a server.
I'm just asking which gpu he's using 
I'm just asking lol
Gtx 960
It does
see? this is a bare minimum server with vMenu (you can press m to open it)


Reaper time
FiveM Lambo LP700 Liberty Walk > Reaper
I went for cars that aren't commonly seen
There's a ton of them in FiveM
I don't play FiveM unfortunately
@narrow viper what's actually your plan with that server?
probably cuz of ur gpu

why not?
GTA is hella boring
get friends and its not
I'm just shooting pics rn cause I finished Yakuza 3
30% fps drop minimum
some1 join me im lonely
where did u get that from
why the crop

IDK
wut
Have u ever used mods?
Especially NVE
Graphic mods drop performance significantly
Unless you're using a rlly great gpu
It'll still affect performance
omg im murdering every1
IM ALONEEE
Take pics
Cool pics
NVE affects performance a lot, ofcourse it does, lots of shaders + overly extended distance rendering.
Also why is dof on while playing
And the extra lighting and stuff
Extra vegetation
Fps drop is max in the city
never give a hoe a shotgun
Becuz almost all the lights are replaced
what vegetation
I don't really like shader packs for GTA; putting NVE on top of GTA to play multiplayer is unoptimised x unoptimised
Lol yep, but graphic mods help significantly in taking pics
true
Bushes and shrubs
BYEEEE
Gta without mods (credit @true silo)
Gta with mods
But editing can fix a lotta stuff from base game actually
Depends on the mod
Raindrop texture wont cause any fps drop
It's basically dirt retextured into raindrops
They should do that for wheels too tho
umm u guys
i tried to axe murder an npc
and they defended theirselves somehow what
Damn
THIS GIRL FAINTED ON HER CHAIR WHAT???
theres so many gta features that go unnoticed
Nice gta vehicle

omg i dont have mods here yet

i got a lectro off the wheel although i don't really want one
3rd one's nice
Noice
i have a feeling u just got the game lmao
damn
W/o mods 
Getting into some bikes. Super fun
i bought the arena workshop yesterday





