gta-vehicles

[prisma tangle]

Cringe

[hidden python]

I lied to my parents that gta online is forza lol

[prisma tangle]

Imagine

[frail hornet]

Vrb I’m a woman so always funny

[radiant prairie]

Is the ceberius good

[prisma tangle]

The what

[hidden python]

the fuck

lmfao

[soft nimbus]

Nice thic chic

[amber frigate]

the keroberos

[hidden python]

what the fuc-

[frail hornet]

What is that shit? A disease

[prisma tangle]

This thing?

[radiant prairie]

Is a good thing to piss my mates off

[frail hornet]

if so it’s dog cheeks

[hidden python]

bro are you homesexual with other players cake?

[soft nimbus]

[radiant prairie]

Nah bro

[prisma tangle]

Mmmmmmmmmm

[fleet stream]

I always love flying over players in my jet

[hidden python]

reminds me of a warthog

[fleet stream]

they either panic or just stay there

[frail hornet]

character always a hottie

[prisma tangle]

What

[soft nimbus]

Wat is homosexual

[fleet stream]

gay

[prisma tangle]

Which warthog has this many tusks

[hidden python]

I don't want to talk abt it

[frail hornet]

average 13 year old activities

[hidden python]

but it looks like that

[hidden python]

kek

im 15 and a half

[soft nimbus]

That's a girl character u

[frail hornet]

Ok

[prisma tangle]

I'm actually 18 and 3/4s

[hidden python]

I have a male character you idiot kek

[hidden python]

3 quarters?

[soft nimbus]

No

[prisma tangle]

No, three fourths

[amber frigate]

ur all little babies

[split echo]

wtf has this channel turned into

[soft nimbus]

I was not talking about u

[opaque needle]

i feel like this pic will never get old

[soft nimbus]

[amber frigate]

😄

[soft nimbus]

Bervion

:D

[opaque needle]

😄

[soft nimbus]

Tula is love

[prisma tangle]

Naw you're just patina-flavoured

[amber frigate]

wao

[prisma tangle]

Jk love you

[soft nimbus]

[frail hornet]

sigma male grindset

[prisma tangle]

You're not a sigma male

You have stripes on your wing

[frail hornet]

Stripe male

[prisma tangle]

Stripper

[frail hornet]

future career path

[prisma tangle]

I'll show you the ropes

Wait no

I'll teach you the basics

[prisma tangle]

Ahh fuck

That's hideous

[fleet stream]

he looks tasty

[prisma tangle]

You'd eat a sea-scrotum?

[fleet stream]

ofc

[narrow viper]

not mine lol

[frail hornet]

Wow Terra we are twinning

Let’s date

[prisma tangle]

Yooo check out #gta-media, there's a goddamn colour changing RSX and it's super cool

[amber frigate]

twinsies

[frail hornet]

A nice modded car for once

[fringe helm]

V’sOTD Coquette And Comet

[prisma tangle]

Can I join

[frail hornet]

Yes

What are three twins called again

[prisma tangle]

Coquette is an ass colour

[fringe helm]

What bout me

[prisma tangle]

Comet is really cool though

Triplets

[frail hornet]

No shit yellows here sorry

[prisma tangle]

Now quadruplets

Oh nvm

[fringe helm]

Not shit yellow, it’s race yellow

[frail hornet]

doesn’t mean it’s good

[river maple]

yellow gang

[prisma tangle]

Isn't yours race yellow Roadman?

[frail hornet]

quadruplets

[fringe helm]

Green gang wya

[prisma tangle]

Green is a disgusting colour

[frail hornet]

No mine is a crew colour I made

[fringe helm]

Your tags green. Argument invalid

[prisma tangle]

If we ever do find alien life, I'll only be xenophobic if they're green

[fringe helm]

lmao

[prisma tangle]

It soon won't be

[fringe helm]

You’re changing to red team huh

[prisma tangle]

Yeah

[fringe helm]

I wish lmao

[frail hornet]

Wait no

[river maple]

red gang

[fringe helm]

all of my money goes to my vehicle lmao

[prisma tangle]

Use !leave

[frail hornet]

I didn’t think it would actually work lmao

[river maple]

it does believe it or not

thats why i also have the xbox tag

[frail hornet]

Is it against rules to have red name if not pc

[frail hornet]

I think it looks nice and I don’t do lfg anyway

[prisma tangle]

Red gang

[frail hornet]

opinion invalid shit car

[river maple]

[fringe helm]

It’s a R33 GT-R. Iconic vehicle.

[prisma tangle]

Roofscoop AND vortex gens? Jeez, decide where you air is going already

[fringe helm]

it’s going everywhere!

[amber frigate]

red

[prisma tangle]

That's...really bad...

Yo that's hot

What

[river maple]

red

[prisma tangle]

What do you think of my Calico

(has since been changed)

[frail hornet]

stock calico in race

[river maple]

did you just buy the car?

[prisma tangle]

Yes and applied performance upgrades except suspension

[frail hornet]

baiting us by starting race and using stock calico coloured orange

[prisma tangle]

It's called wolf in sheep's clothing

[river maple]

so a sleeper build

[frail hornet]

I’m sleeping

[prisma tangle]

I mean I was winning against custom cars in a stock calico

[frail hornet]

Anyway

[river maple]

you can probably get away with lowering the suspension

[prisma tangle]

So I thought "why not just upgrade it"

[river maple]

i dont think anyone would notice

[frail hornet]

I’m more of a red fan really

[prisma tangle]

I have now

[prisma tangle]

It's now looking different with better rims and options

[river maple]

i have 2 calicos

one is a full upgrade, and the other is a slightly upgraded one

[prisma tangle]

I'm glad nobody made Dom's Dodge Daytona

Even if it does look damn fine

[river maple]

i was thinking about doing that, but i dont have a lot of room in my garages

[prisma tangle]

Sell a Calico then

[river maple]

nah, i'll find room somewhere

theres gotta be a few extra slots somewhere

[prisma tangle]

Hot

[lunar jay]

What do you think of my Calico

What do you think of my Calico

[frail hornet]

Good calico

[prisma tangle]

Looks tonnes better than the Jester

[frail hornet]

I miss the swindingo name

[prisma tangle]

Is this FH7 or what

[lunar jay]

I miss when you didn't type ! join PC to look better

[prisma tangle]

You don't have to use a space

[lunar jay]

I know

[prisma tangle]

Cringe

[lunar jay]

Autocorrect auto did it

[prisma tangle]

Oh fairs

[lunar jay]

Pc3

[prisma tangle]

Ohhhh fairs

I just saw the different drivers

[frail hornet]

it’s a better colour

[prisma tangle]

Lol if I can remember all of my cars in GTA

Only one of them is blue

[lunar jay]

@prisma tangle check DMs

[prisma tangle]

Errr

I don't know what you do with that dog but I don't wanna know

[lunar jay]

Bruh

[frail hornet]

What dog

[prisma tangle]

The one he sent in DMs

[frail hornet]

Cheeky

[prisma tangle]

a

[frail hornet]

a

[prisma tangle]

Dang that poor shark

Didn't deserve a death so tragic

[frail hornet]

banana

[dim portal]

Nice

[prisma tangle]

Almost makes me jealous

[frail hornet]

Of what

[prisma tangle]

The shark's death

I wonder if the GTT really is 450CI

[narrow viper]

any way to leave the headlights off and the foglights on on the zr350?

@frail hornet wtf ur on pc now????????????

[prisma tangle]

No

[frail hornet]

No the red name is just pretty

[prisma tangle]

Just the role

[narrow viper]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-seal-sad-cry-meme-seal-gif-19608082

colored roles were a mistake

[prisma tangle]

I agree

[frail hornet]

hot

[prisma tangle]

Not

[frail hornet]

He’s hot

[lunar jay]

@prisma tangle no

No

[obtuse girder]

Hello, ive been playing the race and chase street legal arcade game, and ive got a question, can you make the turismo classic as in the game roofless ?

[prisma tangle]

Yooo that's another cab version we need

No, sadly not

[fresh bay]

Rate out of 10

[amber frigate]

santa claus

[obtuse girder]

Oh, okay, ive wanted to make it as its in the game, as you can actually tell what wheels the car has from the intro

[narrow viper]

2014/10

[fresh bay]

🥳

[obtuse girder]

Should i buy the turismo classic anyway ? Besides that its the best sport classics, like is it a nice car to drive ?

[amber frigate]

yeah

handles like a sports car

[severe pewter]

Suspension is not that good

[obtuse girder]

Alrighty, time to buy it then

[severe pewter]

Just be careful around bumps

[obtuse girder]

Sure thing

Huh, its quite cheap, just 700k, nice

[amber frigate]

dirt

[frail hornet]

bro who coomed on the car

[obtuse girder]

Dirt cum 😳

[last briar]

Nice off-road SUV

& it contains Trevor

[obtuse girder]

So i just got my new turismo classic, why it looks so deppresed ?

[amber frigate]

is just sleepy

close its eyes

[obtuse girder]

Oh aight

[knotty oar]

where to buy the schalengen GT

[amber frigate]

legendary motorsport

[knotty oar]

The AMG gt

I dont see it anywhere

[amber frigate]

sort by price, it's 1.3 mil

[knotty oar]

Aifght thhanks

[obtuse girder]

Hmm, wonder If i should make the interior of the turismo classic leathery type, i got in a metallic dark green, guess i should

[frail hornet]

metallic dark green?

questionable

[obtuse girder]

Yknow

Il take an image real quick

[frail hornet]

questionable

[obtuse girder]

Yep

I think it looks nice though

[narrow viper]

[obtuse girder]

Man, the turismo classic is such a nice car to drive

Good thing i bought it

[narrow viper]

Can get a little tail happy over bumps, but nice

[obtuse girder]

Yeah, i spun out going to LSC, but no biggie

[mint trail]

I actually had a crew color that looked exactly like that, and didnt make it myself

[frail hornet]

bet

Not totally the same

[weary knot]

I HAVE THE FASTEST CAR IN THE GAME. DM ME IF U THINK I AM WRONG I ALSO BEAT BOOSTED CARS

[hidden python]

Bruh

Stfu

[mint trail]

the comet s2 u mean?

[frail hornet]

it’s called the comet s2

[weary knot]

Ur pfp is really gay frfr and no

Its not the comet

[frail hornet]

says the mf with the username of error

[weary knot]

Its the calico

[frail hornet]

wrong

[mint trail]

actually yea I think calico is slightly faster if u use a glitch

[weary knot]

Says the roadman with the blunt shank

Its not an glitch i beat every car

[frail hornet]

Comet s2 is faster with low grip tires and fully stanced

That’s the real glitch

[weary knot]

Even soeed glifched cars

[mint trail]

no some friend told me you need to crash the side of the car into a wall or smth to make it faster

not sure tho

[frail hornet]

You don’t need to

[weary knot]

Daimn ill try

[frail hornet]

Idk it’s pretty fast without

[weary knot]

I got lvl 200 with that gau ass peter shot

Shit

[frail hornet]

huh

[mint trail]

I mean the calico

low stance and low grip tires comet s2 is faster yes

[acoustic flax]

How to even get low grip tires bro

[narrow viper]

Don't u just love it when ur dad's an absolute manchild

[frail hornet]

buy them

[frail hornet]

no

[narrow viper]

I said my pc was a piece of shit 1 or 2 days ago and now he won't let me use my computer

[acoustic flax]

Yeah but I can't find it

[frail hornet]

go to car meet mod shop

[narrow viper]

What is that

[frail hornet]

rip bozo jess

[acoustic flax]

I did but couldn't find it

[frail hornet]

It’s in wheels

The enhancements or something

[loud quest]

you look like someone who would commit arson

[frail hornet]

The exact look I was going for

I’m British so

[acoustic flax]

What does Low Grip tires do?

[loud quest]

fits perfectly then!

[frail hornet]

Make the car have low grip

[acoustic flax]

So basically harder to control?

[frail hornet]

Yes but slightly faster

So it’s for like drift cars I guess

[narrow viper]

Is this like ever gonna stop

[frail hornet]

lmao

[acoustic flax]

Lol it was just a question

[fresh dock]

#archive_media maybe?

[frail hornet]

Final mix I am also woman so gg

[narrow viper]

A question that i hate

[frail hornet]

exactly why I took pronouns out of name

[fresh dock]

maybe close dms?

[narrow viper]

who even are you

Erm anyways

[fresh dock]

the Growler is pretty cool. Is the Vectre any good btw?

[frail hornet]

exactly after I said that

[acoustic flax]

First of all sorry second of all i didn't knew

[narrow viper]

I wasn't talking abt you

Cause the world somehow grew to be misogynistic

[frail hornet]

wait sorry for deleting message

Misclick

[narrow viper]

They grew up running over gta hookers

[frail hornet]

Anyway Jess you like the red name

[narrow viper]

Now they view every women as hookers

it's cute ig

[frail hornet]

I do that

[narrow viper]

y

[frail hornet]

Funny I run over everyone

[acoustic flax]

I don't view every women as hookers

[narrow viper]

Ok true but I always spare the hookers or the women that look like my mom LOL

[acoustic flax]

#community btw this is getting off topic

[loud quest]

dude i still cant ever get my character to have smooth skin holy shit

[prisma tangle]

Jess pays for hookers?

[frail hornet]

I did research to get flame rounds and explosive rounds just to nuke npcs

[narrow viper]

You clearly aren't active enough in this channel

No I'm not lesbian but i play as a hooker in fivem

[frail hornet]

cheeky

[prisma tangle]

...oh

[narrow viper]

It's so easy omfg

[prisma tangle]

:(

[acoustic flax]

@narrow viper @frail hornet #community this is getting off topic you two

[loud quest]

please lecture me 😁

[narrow viper]

We're regulars here it's fine

Tfw you get bossed on by some random who just came in

[fresh dock]

So is the Vectre any good?

[narrow viper]

It's like 50/50

[prisma tangle]

Isn't this hot

[narrow viper]

Some people like it some dont

[narrow viper]

Hot

[fresh dock]

I mean, I do like Lexus’

[narrow viper]

Then you must like it

[acoustic flax]

It just doesn't feel right talking about something off topic in a channel

[fresh dock]

i’m just surprised they added an RCF and not the LFA

[prisma tangle]

Vectre has good stats for the new races

[acoustic flax]

Hot

[narrow viper]

How old are you final

[prisma tangle]

You can't turn an LFA into a GR86

[acoustic flax]

... stop?

[frail hornet]

why

[prisma tangle]

Yo that's a bit off topic

[obtuse girder]

I mean, the ETR1 is a race car LFA

[stark lagoon]

are there any other cheap tuner cars like the penumbra the the karuma

[narrow viper]

R* did it cuz obviously they're too lazy to make an actual Toyota 86

[frail hornet]

It just doesn't feel right talking about something off topic in a channel

[prisma tangle]

No car in GTA is JDM

[narrow viper]

Tbh the JDM cars here do be USDM

[frail hornet]

Apart from every car I drive

[fresh dock]

no car is right hand drive

[acoustic flax]

13

[prisma tangle]

Exactly

[obtuse girder]

Bullshit, the Auto Exotic stuff mentions JDM

[prisma tangle]

Imagine not being old enough to play GTA

[frail hornet]

rip bozo

[stark lagoon]

better ?

[prisma tangle]

Find me an RHD Japanese car

In GTA

[narrow viper]

i was 11 I was always fine with talking about other things in diff channels

now I'm 14

[acoustic flax]

Ok cool

[frail hornet]

dinka blista kanjo which is like 500k? I think

[narrow viper]

does the McLaren thingy ingame even have a middle drivers seat

[fresh dock]

no

[narrow viper]

I forgot what it's called

[frail hornet]

@acoustic flax can I friend you on face book

[fresh dock]

GP1

[prisma tangle]

Kanjo is 435k trade price

[fresh dock]

and Tyrus

[acoustic flax]

Sure

[narrow viper]

I hate that

[fresh dock]

they’re both 2 seaters

[acoustic flax]

Is Jugular good for racing?

[frail hornet]

I won’t

[narrow viper]

Coulda been a 3 seater

[prisma tangle]

I mean if GTA had a 3 seater car like that the internet would be broken

Even if it is more realistic

[narrow viper]

Didn't they make the gp1 a 3 seater with a middle drivers seat so the driver can drive with his gf and his side bitch next to him

[acoustic flax]

Good I wouldn't even accept

[narrow viper]

Imagine having Facebook at 13

born to be boomer

[obtuse girder]

Hmm, well, the VW Van from SA

Thats only a 3 seater

[prisma tangle]

Sadly not

[frail hornet]

smooth

[narrow viper]

The hell is this

[prisma tangle]

GP1

[acoustic flax]

Tell my 12 year old friend who had a facebook since he was 10

[narrow viper]

What happened to the front

[frail hornet]

ok

[prisma tangle]

LSC

[acoustic flax]

Nice car

[narrow viper]

Are you living in Asia or something

[frail hornet]

I won’t tell your friend

[acoustic flax]

Yes

[narrow viper]

figured

thoughts?

It's always the asian kids with a Facebook

They got it cuz of their parents

[narrow viper]

The headlights said 🌚

[acoustic flax]

Actually i made it alone my parents denied me making a facebook

[acoustic flax]

Nice

[narrow viper]

Im saying you know about Facebook cause of them

wish the fogs werent so fucking BRIGHT

I mean they're fogs isn't that the point

[acoustic flax]

No i know Facebook cause my friend bragged about it

[narrow viper]

U don't use fogs when it isn't foggy

Ofc it's too bright cuz it's not foggy

[prisma tangle]

Unless they're daytime running lights

[frail hornet]

The zuck is hacking you right now

[narrow viper]

Ya

Foglights arent that bright irl

[prisma tangle]

Nope

They have to follow legal restrictions for brightness, height and width

[narrow viper]

I'm pretty sure they're meant to be

But idk

jesse are you saying that fogs are this bright irl?

[acoustic flax]

They meant to be bright do if it's foggy someone can see the lights

[narrow viper]

I remember walking in like 4 am with this suv with the brightest fogs ever

[river maple]

its like my brain

[acoustic flax]

Yes

[prisma tangle]

Lol

[narrow viper]

It can be possible

[acoustic flax]

They meant to be that bright

[narrow viper]

Atleast u have free lighting

ITS ILLEGAL

[river maple]

are you trying to blind the opposing traffic?

[narrow viper]

U literally kill people in GTA so what

[acoustic flax]

It's brighter irl

[prisma tangle]

It's not

[frail hornet]

Not when I’m involved

[narrow viper]

headlights

[frail hornet]

you’re 13 you don’t drive

[hazy pebble]

the 4 horsemen of #ps4｜other-lfg

[prisma tangle]

That's hot

[acoustic flax]

I don't drive but I see it a lot

[narrow viper]

Also can you guys stop calling me jesse

It's a male name

Jessie is unisex

Jesse isnt

[obtuse girder]

Jesse

[hazy pebble]

on the internet, everyone is a man

[frail hornet]

hey Jesse we are going to McDonald’s go get saul

[loud oasis]

Car meets be like

[acoustic flax]

🤣 🤣 🤣

[narrow viper]

Just cause you hadn't seen a women doesn't mean they don't exist

I mean I can't blame u

[frail hornet]

They aren’t real

[narrow viper]

Ur an anime pfp so...

[river maple]

they do not exist

[prisma tangle]

What in the crime

[river maple]

women arent real

[obtuse girder]

You act like a guy who likes to be pegged

[narrow viper]

how hard is it to treat women like normal people

They aren't real

[acoustic flax]

I know it's just a 1/1.000.000 chance to see a girl on discord

[narrow viper]

Ok...

[frail hornet]

I change my mind frequently

I’m easily swayed

[narrow viper]

And the Zero pussy is very visible on you my guy

[green hamlet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.
For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

[frail hornet]

HUH?

[prisma tangle]

Thank you

[narrow viper]

I bet final did this lol

[narrow viper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/722877967491137576/888254027559747625/zvfdooxv4wa51.jpg?width=1014&height=676

[acoustic flax]

I did what?

[narrow viper]

Banana

forget it

Ur annoying

[narrow viper]

No offense

[frail hornet]

WHAT

[narrow viper]

Not you

i see people with foglights on all the time

[nova pumice]

meth

[narrow viper]

and they aren't nearly as bright as in gta

[loud oasis]

The random carbon fenders look odd.

[narrow viper]

[prisma tangle]

Woahhh he's twice as tall as a Mustang

[river maple]

assholes that drive in new york dont turn them off

[acoustic flax]

Thanks

[narrow viper]

Ur joking right

here you can sometimes see people with only fogs on

[prisma tangle]

Yes of course I am

[narrow viper]

I can't forget this

I hate it

[prisma tangle]

It is modded

What's the Deluxo

[frail hornet]

667 notifications

[river maple]

thats just stupid

[prisma tangle]

It's not in my game

[obtuse girder]

Just realised what i typed,

[prisma tangle]

Did you

[frail hornet]

how

[narrow viper]

I've seen people with 1000+ pings mine is nothing

[acoustic flax]

I have 9K notif

[narrow viper]

Though i remember i had 2k or 4k pings once

[prisma tangle]

Prove it

[frail hornet]

big flex from the preteen

[fresh dock]

pings aren’t something to flex. Tbf majority of them for almost all users are just server announcements they can’t be asked to look at it

[frail hornet]

I never denied it

[prisma tangle]

I have no pings, and that's the biggest flex

[river maple]

i really like this build a lot

[fresh dock]

cute pink

[prisma tangle]

Ikr

[river maple]

rx7 blush

[prisma tangle]

Ew Fujiwaras

[narrow viper]

Yay a sultan that isn't blue with bronze rims

And yellow headlights

[frail hornet]

Jess you’re being really misogynistic right now

[narrow viper]

Lmao

[prisma tangle]

I'd love to see a Sultan RS Custom with the new rims

[green hamlet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.
For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

[narrow viper]

Who's abusing the bot

[prisma tangle]

Hello Raiko

[narrow viper]

[acoustic flax]

I don't even know how to use the bot

[prisma tangle]

How's it going

[loud oasis]

"abuse" when you're still on it.

Yeah, right.

[prisma tangle]

Who's abusing my bod

[narrow viper]

bod

[frail hornet]

bod

[green hamlet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.
For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

[river maple]

repost cuz im too lazy to make more

[loud oasis]

I'm not doing it a 4th time.

[prisma tangle]

Please 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

[frail hornet]

bad picture

[narrow viper]

Banana

[prisma tangle]

It's good, just a little misplaced

[narrow viper]

With bruises on it

my only yellow car is my rt3k

[gritty ether]

the B-11 strikeforce is so fun lol

[prisma tangle]

Ikr

[acoustic flax]

Banana Colada looks nice

[prisma tangle]

I definitely own one

[gritty ether]

It makes you feel like your actually in a war

[frail hornet]

more of a middle ground

[gritty ether]

as a bomb dropped

[frail hornet]

really close

[prisma tangle]

Freemode is a war

[frail hornet]

average

[narrow viper]

Does it actually handle like shit

[prisma tangle]

Second best in muscle class

Apparently

[frail hornet]

the gtt?

[acoustic flax]

Tires bouts come off

[narrow viper]

oh

[loud oasis]

GTT handles fine.

[prisma tangle]

Hot

[obtuse girder]

If only the top speed was higher

[prisma tangle]

What

No it's fine

[obtuse girder]

Hmm, well, yeah, wrong me

[narrow viper]

My question was already answered 🖤

[frail hornet]

The gtt sounds so nice

[acoustic flax]

Is good color combo for my Bravado Bison

[frail hornet]

what question jestie bestie

[prisma tangle]

Bison looks good in many colours

[narrow viper]

brown

Cuz it doodoo

Kidding

[acoustic flax]

Bruh

[prisma tangle]

Bison is hot 😤

[acoustic flax]

It's literally my fastest land vehicle

[prisma tangle]

I'm pretty sure brown is one of the civilian colours

[narrow viper]

Oh he's poor

[prisma tangle]

98mph

[frail hornet]

pink is my favourite npc colour

[prisma tangle]

Hot

[acoustic flax]

Me reaching 130mph

[prisma tangle]

Yo why the props not moving

[narrow viper]

Is there even a naturally spawned pink car in gta

[prisma tangle]

In-game speedometer isn't accurate

[frail hornet]

Me on the plane? if so it’s the cheeky ragdoll glitch

[prisma tangle]

Some Pantos in story mode

[acoustic flax]

I used mod spedometer

[narrow viper]

So only in story mode

[prisma tangle]

Perhaps

[narrow viper]

There is the pink limo that spawns in online

[prisma tangle]

Ohhhh yeah

[narrow viper]

Why are pantos so hard to find

[prisma tangle]

On Vinewood Boulevard, duh

[narrow viper]

I see pink limos in the club i forgot abt that

The one with the gay people

[frail hornet]

it’s mine

[acoustic flax]

owns Kosatka Terrorbyte Oppressor MK1 and 2 full price 1 super car MOC and being called broke?

[prisma tangle]

The gay people

[frail hornet]

They put Jess in a limo?

[narrow viper]

[prisma tangle]

Bro your Bison is your fastest car

[narrow viper]

U said a bravado bison is ur fastest land vehicle

[frail hornet]

That is pretty poor actually

[narrow viper]

They stand at the club

The limo is just parked there

[frail hornet]

Only like 10 million from final mix letting the side down

[acoustic flax]

It is faster for me my Pariah is slower

[narrow viper]

And when you fight them they beat you tf up

[frail hornet]

Jess outside the club?

[narrow viper]

I hope you're joking

[frail hornet]

You’re lying now

[narrow viper]

I think ur talking abt urself

[acoustic flax]

I'm not

[narrow viper]

Maybe he's a troll

[frail hornet]

Homophobic

[frail hornet]

He definitely made up the pariah part because I called him poor

[prisma tangle]

Modded speed smh

[narrow viper]

Final what level r u

[acoustic flax]

How did i beat some dude in a Cypher?

[acoustic flax]

103 why?

[narrow viper]

Ya ur kidding

[prisma tangle]

BMW drivers are ass

That's common knowledge

[narrow viper]

I'm the only good bmw driver

Like literally

[frail hornet]

rude

[narrow viper]

My pink cypher hotter

I hadn't taken a photo yet though

[narrow viper]

Cuz GTA crashes when i alt tab

[narrow viper]

That isn't gta

That isn't a cypher

[frail hornet]

Wait

[narrow viper]

I've mostly been screenshotting fivem or beamng

But not GTA o because i crash

If I wanna take a car photo I have to get a friend

Which would either be bytes or idk

[hidden python]

Kek

[acoustic flax]

Make me laugh

[hidden python]

Great job

[frail hornet]

Huh what

[prisma tangle]

Like cmon, even I own a Pariah and I'm broke as hell

I'm only rank 229

[narrow viper]

only

[acoustic flax]

Nero Pariah Bugstars Burrito most expensive arcade most expensive bunker

[prisma tangle]

You said you owned one supercar homie

[frail hornet]

flexing mode

[acoustic flax]

Nero is super car

[frail hornet]

average sigma male flexes his worthless purchases in front of women

The women are impressed

[soft nimbus]

Yeee I likes driving it...vfun turns pretty sharp too ...has enough slip to turn perfectly

[narrow viper]

I wanted the Nero back then cuz there wasn't really any attractive cars to me at the time

[prisma tangle]

Nero is an otherworldly beast

[acoustic flax]

You said i made up the Pariah part when i wasn't

[frail hornet]

Edating time

[obtuse girder]

What do you guys think of my RC Burrito ?

[prisma tangle]

Hot

[acoustic flax]

Nice one

[frail hornet]

Wait I should buy one

[narrow viper]

I thought it was big at first

[prisma tangle]

...

[narrow viper]

Isn't it an overpriced heap of shit

[prisma tangle]

Yes

[narrow viper]

Still cute though

Even though it's like

[obtuse girder]

Ignore the sticky bombs 😅

[narrow viper]

One or two bullets to kill that thing

[obtuse girder]

Nah

It takes 3 missiles lmaoooo

[narrow viper]

[obtuse girder]

For real

I aint bullshiting rn

[prisma tangle]

Well yeah

[narrow viper]

i really wish u were

[prisma tangle]

You spend so much on it for a reason

[narrow viper]

I meaannn I guess that's fair

[prisma tangle]

It has an energy shield

[acoustic flax]

Pariah real

[fresh dock]

i think it’s 2 homing and 1 rpg no?

[narrow viper]

i wonder if there's a mod that lets you shrink cars

Diy rc car

[prisma tangle]

Ewwww a stock Mañana

Grossssss

Benny's it pleaseeeeee

[narrow viper]

Where's ur nero

Where's ur bison

[prisma tangle]

Awwww

[narrow viper]

that was an accident

[prisma tangle]

Yeahhhhhh suuuure

[obtuse girder]

5 years and no Emperor custom, dissapointed

[prisma tangle]

THIS

[prisma tangle]

😭😭😭

[frail hornet]

hot

[obtuse girder]

Bruhhhh an Emperor custom would be so HOT

[narrow viper]

This car has always been so hot to me but I've always hated how SLOW it is

[acoustic flax]

what you want now a Hydra or something?

[narrow viper]

Like when i have 4 stars and my car is dead

[prisma tangle]

Nah we wanna see you get a kill with the Orbital Cannon

[frail hornet]

Bruh we don’t care about your cars when will you realise

[narrow viper]

And I have to steal a car and it's a emperor

I'm 100% screwed

Unless I get to the casino quickly

[obtuse girder]

The Emperor looks more like a lowrider than the manana does, why didnt choose this and choosed the manana is beyond me

[acoustic flax]

atleast i'm not making up i have Nero and Pariah

[narrow viper]

EMPEROR*

[prisma tangle]

Hmmmm

I mean

[narrow viper]

I rarely steal a manana

[obtuse girder]

Well

A bit

[prisma tangle]

They're basically the same car

[obtuse girder]

But still

[prisma tangle]

Yeah like

If they can include the Peyote

Which already looks gorgeous

And in fact, Benny's ruins it

Why not the Emperor

[obtuse girder]

I wanted a new 4 door lowrider since forever, i cant do SA shit in the manana, its 2 a seater 😭

[narrow viper]

Peyote custom isn't bad

[prisma tangle]

I mean

I don't like how you're stuck with a faux animal top

[obtuse girder]

Yeah except it doesnt have a primary roof option

[narrow viper]

No, r* needs to make the backseats of 2 door convertibles functional

[prisma tangle]

You gotta droptop it

But then you can't take rain pics

[obtuse girder]

Yeah

[prisma tangle]

Honestly they should employ me

I have so many clean ideas to make GTA better for the carmunity

[narrow viper]

the fact it takes just a sprinkle of effort and they can't do it

And a literal community member was the one that fixed GTA onlines shit loading

[prisma tangle]

By moving words

That's literally all it was

[narrow viper]

R* just lazy

But I have to admit they've gotten a bit better

They're kinda focusing more on red dead redemption

[prisma tangle]

Why do that when GTA refuses to die

[narrow viper]

Gta stays alive cuz of 11 yr olds

[prisma tangle]

Benny's Weevil Custom except it moves to Open Wheel class

[soft nimbus]

U trippin

[narrow viper]

What THE FUCK IS THAT

[prisma tangle]

VW Beetle F1 render

By my uncle Yasid

[narrow viper]

THAT LOOKS LIKE SOME MERGED SHIT

[acoustic flax]

Wtf

[prisma tangle]

Veto Custom

[soft nimbus]

Rdr never got any attention as close to GTA

[prisma tangle]

At all

It just got expensive real fast

[narrow viper]

That's actually so good but the wheels could be closer + a better seat

But they probably did it that way for stability

[prisma tangle]

Exactly why

[soft nimbus]

Cause gta 5 is good

[narrow viper]

For THEM

Yes it's good but it's missing so much

It has so much potential

The fact gta 6 is about to come out and we don't have 50% of what we ask for

[prisma tangle]

Weevil Safari or whatever idk

[narrow viper]

Gta 6 comes out in like 5 more years or so

[prisma tangle]

Or I mean

Baja Bug

[soft nimbus]

[narrow viper]

Literally a lowered Baja bug

[prisma tangle]

Also yes these are Trahere wheels from rocket league

No it's not

[narrow viper]

It's funny as to how the weevil isn't called a Baja bug

[prisma tangle]

I mean

[narrow viper]

Like the zr380 vs the euros

Same cars but diff names

[prisma tangle]

The cage options are just replacements for the BF Injection

Which is better at looking like an offroader than the BF Weevil

[obtuse girder]

RC Burrito would want to give you some choccy milk

[narrow viper]

Awee

That's so cute

Saving this

[prisma tangle]

Which irresponsible adult would leave choccy milk on the floor

[narrow viper]

The rc burrito is holding it

With magik

Telekinesis

[prisma tangle]

[obtuse girder]

With the power of love

[prisma tangle]

They should add the van from A-team

[obtuse girder]

The normal gang buritto is literally that

[loud oasis]

https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Gang_Burrito

[prisma tangle]

What's the graph for

[narrow viper]

speed

[loud oasis]

Funny choice of thumbnail, Discord

[narrow viper]

speedometer

[prisma tangle]

They should add the time machine from Back To The Future

[narrow viper]

they should add the fast and furiois supra

[obtuse girder]

They should add the fast and frious skyline

[narrow viper]

I wonder if you can make a decent zr380 build

Idk about this one

[prisma tangle]

I'm gonna merge swap these wheels onto a Neon

Sprint wing

[obtuse girder]

Bruh thats BP ofcourse big wang

[narrow viper]

🤤

The zr380 we needed

I want a 350z so bad

[prisma tangle]

Yoooo it's the van from that one mission in story mode

Yes we do

[narrow viper]

I like the 350z more than the 370z

[prisma tangle]

FFS instead of BBS

[narrow viper]

I wonder if it's possible to remove the headlight covers

[prisma tangle]

No it's not

[narrow viper]

they shud add gtr r35

Killing myself

There already is a r35 but ugly

i know

[green hamlet]

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[narrow viper]

Hot damn I CANT MAKE ONE JOKE?

[prisma tangle]

They should Benny's the RH8

[narrow viper]

this guy is UP MY ASS

maybe like sultan classic they shud add r35 again and call it elegy classic

[loud oasis]

!ban @timid tendon Phishing

[green hamlet]

Banned TheNotorious#9118 (Case #120469) (user notified with a direct message)

[narrow viper]

But

[prisma tangle]

Why Classic

Bruh

[narrow viper]

It already exists

[prisma tangle]

We already have the Hakosuka and R31

[narrow viper]

@prisma tangle names all over the place anyways

[prisma tangle]

Even if the R31 is too short

And has the wrong lights

[prisma tangle]

Only other skyline is the Kenmeri but that's also sort of Savestra-y

[narrow viper]

killing myself

1 or 2?

R* made such a mistake not making a normal zr380

[narrow viper]

2

[prisma tangle]

2

[narrow viper]

Warrener?

Why would you want headlight covers

[prisma tangle]

Warrener is Hakosuka

And not even the 2 door version

[narrow viper]

U guys do we have a chance of getting a normal 350z

Instead of an overkill armored one

[prisma tangle]

No

[narrow viper]

warenner is clearly a skyline

WHY

[prisma tangle]

Um

Who's gonna tell them

[narrow viper]

Everyday we stray further from god

[prisma tangle]

Are you copping a feel for that Bandito Burrito

[narrow viper]

wtf is bandito burrito

[sonic slate]

this car have 13 years

and still looks amazing

[prisma tangle]

That's so hot

[narrow viper]

subaru subaru

[prisma tangle]

Although they're the wrong rims in the first pic

Try Gruppe Z

[sonic slate]

those are the same rims tho

[summer jasper]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[prisma tangle]

Wait are they Gruppe Z?

[obtuse girder]

I always said myself the GTA 4 one looked better, that may just be because of GTA 4's looks, the model may very well be lower quality

[narrow viper]

Wait the sultan rs existed in GTA v for 13 years????

[prisma tangle]

Er

No

Not quite

[sonic slate]

the rs is original from gta 4 lol

[prisma tangle]

But the RS has existed for 13 years

[narrow viper]

Ik

Wait i thought gta 5 is 13 yrs old

[prisma tangle]

8

[narrow viper]

I thought gta 4 was 20 yrs old

LOL

[prisma tangle]

Um

[narrow viper]

Actually i thought it was like 16 or something

[prisma tangle]

I am going to put Exos on weird cars and you are going to enjoy it

......when I get a platform

[obtuse girder]

Well

The first thing that pops up in my mind is the drift tampa

[prisma tangle]

Yes

I already got Bytes to do that

[sharp zinc]

Hoonicorn*

[prisma tangle]

You can't put GTA rims on FH4 vehicles

Duh

[obtuse girder]

Hmm, white exos' on the Flash GT ?

[narrow viper]

This is far more important.

[prisma tangle]

Err no

I don't think Ken used R44s on the Focus

[narrow viper]

That is so hot

Ty ty

[prisma tangle]

That's nice but it's not VStanced

[narrow viper]

It looks good not stanced

That's nice but I'm not on pc

And also yea, better without stance for sure

[prisma tangle]

That's nice but I'll remake it when I have one for you

Hmmm idk

[narrow viper]

Stance ruins almost all wagons

u don't stance a wagon anyway

It looks like youre an obese family weighing down the car

The axles boutta give up

[narrow viper]

fun fact: club>krieger

[obtuse girder]

Fun fact: no 😃

[narrow viper]

yes

golf superiority

[prisma tangle]

Fun fact, you don't stance for performance gains

[narrow viper]

We need a shitbox convertible like the issi

Convertible beetle

[prisma tangle]

The Issi is a convertible

[narrow viper]

golf is best car

Ik

[prisma tangle]

And yes I've already explained we need more cabrios

[narrow viper]

If we can have a convertible minicooper

Might aswell get a convertible beetle

We need a convertible dlc update

[obtuse girder]

Yeahhh Club Convertible

[prisma tangle]

And Club

[narrow viper]

With hardtop convertibles and more softops

[narrow viper]

EXACTLY

fuck club convertible it will make me vomit

[prisma tangle]

And Comet S2

[prisma tangle]

You make me vomit

[narrow viper]

And growler

thanks daddy

[prisma tangle]

You're not even a diehard VW fan like I am

[narrow viper]

I WAS ONE STEP CLOSER TO HAVING A BOXSTER

[prisma tangle]

Pipe down

[narrow viper]

BUT R* SAID NO

[narrow viper]

AND SLAPPED ME WITH A GAYMAN

[narrow viper]

Hot

[prisma tangle]

That's so hot

[narrow viper]

I love it

delete that

[loud oasis]

:

[prisma tangle]

There's one in the town next over from mine in a really nice grey

[narrow viper]

Gives me 80s California cheap but acts rich girl vibes

[obtuse girder]

For real ????

Man you lucky

[prisma tangle]

Yeah for sure

[narrow viper]

[prisma tangle]

I mean I HAD a Mk2 Golf sooo

I was close to the dream

[narrow viper]

r* loves to disappoint

[prisma tangle]

Had to sell it because insurance was skyhigh

Is there a widebody kit for the Club

Like either the RB kit or Forge Motorsport kit

[obtuse girder]

Hmm

[loud oasis]

Can relate. Great-looking 911 and it has the performance of an actual Beetle 🚮

[prisma tangle]

Or the LTO kit

[narrow viper]

😭

Tfw growler drives better than a comet and is more fun

I mean the boxster/cayman was pretty known to be a fun car to drive sooo

911's were seen to be serious cars

[prisma tangle]

"cheap lightweight sports car" was replaced by Japanese cars though

So Porsche turned the 911 into a top end sports car

[obtuse girder]

I mean there's a pandem kit but its for the golf mk2

[prisma tangle]

There's an RB kit for most Golfs

[obtuse girder]

I dunno

They boxy

The old ones

[narrow viper]

Fun fact there r people that say the 911 isn't a sports car

Real clowns

[obtuse girder]

A roundy kit like the RB wouldnt work

[loud oasis]

There's also the fact that people still mostly equate Porsche to the 911

[obtuse girder]

Yeah

[narrow viper]

Knowing this isn't a real car in gtao hurts me every damn day

[prisma tangle]

Hahahahahahahaha

[loud oasis]

The Boxster/Cayman is a very good platform nowadays, but you'd get a riot if Porsche says "okay, no more 911, we'll now make flagship 600HP Caymans"

[obtuse girder]

Aha render

[swift dagger]

guys i have 1.8 mil i think, what should i buy?????????

[prisma tangle]

Ruiner 2000

[narrow viper]

Blinks

I would play modded single player if I wasn't such a socialite

I hate playing alone