#gta-vehicles
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i was driving people to the airport in a festival bus the other day and realized i came full circle. i used to be the one sitting on the bus, now i'm the one driving it

gotta start at lsc, you know how it goes
ic you have a women dancing
everyone left, then this happened somehow lmao
what is a really really good car ?
albany emperor
legendary motorsport ?
no
the one you find in a trailer park
i can make cars spin faster than this
among us
better u didnt see that



cya stay safe


All Hail Deluxo
Is the cypher any good since I'm think of buying it
Just get it for free from doing 5 street races
It's decent but wouldn't buy it unless u really want it
I'm not bothered trying to win races on ps4 since everyone's a dirty racer
Just go in a private one hosted by u and let Ur friend help u
Won't take like 10-20mins
Make each race 1lap
Cypher is good but not the best
Everything in it is cool and stuff but maximum speed is bit low
Can’t be bothered to do it for me and someone else would rather just buy it for the 1.5 million
Pretty cheap
Everyone have their preferences of doing stuff Ig
One cayo 7 minutes
Doing those street races for you and someone else 1 hour
But wouldn't pay that much for a car like that
To be honest only reason I want it is that I want to remake my brothers octavia since you can get it kinda similar but I know it's a bmw so I'm just gonna call it that
Each lap is 2mins wdym
Sometimes you get put in full lobbies so have to quit out and restart
Also PS4 loading times
I mean since u really want it buy it
There is someting called be a host and call Ur friend and set it up to be 1 lap
U got to do 5
Won't take much time
I've done it my self
It sometimes loads you into full lobbies
Took 20m
Ok
Just host new one isn't that big of a deal
Unless Ur device have hard time to load
Stuff
PS4 loading times and infinite loading screens though
O ps4..
I did the challenges for the dominator gtt and that happened a lot
I keep thinking that everyone is on pc
Bruh mb
Yea ic Ur point
Alright ig u can just buy it
Yeah I did first day it came out lmao
Get off what lmao
Can you stop sending women you’re reminding me of Jess honestly
Walmart black widow

Feminist - wait tats sexiest
gn man
@sturdy copper sleep already
I think I could really pull off some leggings like that quite well
All the lads say I have a fat ass


Somebody told me the new car is the fastest one
I like natural bootei
I’m gay and it offends me
Ok and they are lying then
then that someone is wrong
Which one is the fastest ?
Whatever I’m driving 💪💪💪
lol same
Think they are mentioning the Calico or comet s2@narrow viper
For me Krieger best car
NOOOOOOOOOOO
Ok why you asking here what’s the best then?
If that’s what you like go for it
Yeah I do wanna kno which ones the fastest anyways
tw/ Sussy skeletons
The comet S2 is the fastest car in gta 
Wait no way lmao
The Vigilante only has a top speed of 150
I mean duh but you’d need a long runway to hit the S2 top speed

I wonder why
Not unless u have high end pc
In which case u can reach 180mph

@craggy stream sleep
dont care
We literally are not interested
That is the most beta drip I have ever seen
Yes marine patterns character looks nearly as bad as his car lmao
What in gta vehicles?
Rate this hottie
ez
10/10
so sorry is this better
I was talking about my character learn to read more than one message

because its ugly
💔
Bitch
It is 3:23 PM 
Most comical, good sir
Remember when you had a breakdown because you found out I was a girl? 
Wait you’re still a woman?
NOOOOOOOOOO
im dead
Mf really said “you’re still a woman” 
i know you where odd
Were* 
good evening

what have i stumbled upon tonight
ah yes
Bad news
Whatnda fuc
ive been having a mental breakdown over maths lol
spency is still a woman though
It would a bloody good dream
get out of my session
Nothing, just a new sketch 
if that was you on the mk2 im sorry @narrow viper

good
stay broke
Also a 206 
@narrow viper now the one dude is killing the wrong person LOL
cringe normal set ups
Acting like this doesn’t happen on any other platform
The only thing we don’t have is hackers
Every lobby I join there’s at least one level 8000
Transferred from ps3 maybe
7 nearly 8
Same age as my cousin lmao
Nutty that people are same age as this dogshit game
LMAO
How many billions were lost in the development of all the games compared to the war
T2 have made it all back twentyfold at least
Admittedly never do setups in a public lobby
Paleto always seems to be popular for pvp in my lobbies idk why
Insurgent I prefer
So any predictions on what’s going to be on discount
Being good is what I prefer
Yeah I never use insurgent
I didn’t know at the time lmao I just bought because cool truck
I don’t use armored vehicles at all
insurgents are for fucking around tbh
I don’t either I use cars mainly and sometimes oppressor mk1 for transport if I really need it
Yikes how much you on
Don’t sell it lmao
oh yeah sell that
Do auto shop missions
mk2 👎
mk1 👍
I never go below 10M
Yeah I’m not at level yet
Only level 64 with 65 million total income
What cayo perico does to a mf
i went broke yesterday customizing bennys cars
I mean I’m only lvl 135 with 556M income
I guess I need to step up my game then
Potentially
Definitely
Just be smart at utilize your time properly
smh my head
Tuff
yikes
Big yikes
I got pink diamond with 5 gold and all preps finished
Slight problem in my money making scheme
Someone said to someone else that I do replay glitch and can get like 10 million in a hour and a half
Very true
So now I keep getting Instagram messages asking to do cayos with people from school
I’ve gotten my wife 20m in like 45 minutes
I got to be a good person now
damn i hate being nice in gta
Wait you serious or am I falling for sarcasm
thats pretty cool 👍
Holy shit you got a good ass heist and a very fast route then
good on you
dont sell mk2 just use it to speedrun cayo or other heist
late much?
He meant the car one
It only takes me 7:30 at most
I forgot it’s name
oh
I do it with a friend mainly and we do it in about 6 minutes 30 to 7 minutes
Roof method OP, even quicker when all the gold is in the basement by the target
Get a macro tbh
whats a good route for elite anyway
Anything honestly all routes 15 minutes easy af
Gives you plenty of time
thought it was 10
parachuting is fun
i know but whats a faster route
Ok that guy I was wrong
yolo longfin or halo
i hardly do cayo so when i do i fuck around
i forgot you can do that
Drainage tunnel is honestly fastest by far
What
Suicide
i go to creator mode to fast travel back to ls instead of jumping down and kms
Anyways, with al due respect, this is vehicle chat, let’s leave it at that now
oh i just realized
Sir yes sir
mb
🤮😂
I’m still going to get it because why not
it supposedly isnt a good race car so theres that out the window
Doesn’t mean it can’t be bought lol
im gonna buy it anyways cuz i need to complete the set
i wouldve prefered an s15 over an s13
I like the kouki s13
dont get me wrong, its cool but im not a huge fan of the s13
Have a 240 instead
bruh
You’d be a total Karen if you drove a Karin
I’ll see myself out now lol
Wasn’t what I was going for but that works lmao
Wait the misato car
Where’s it gone
Yes sir
I’m on episode like 6
i said rip silver pigalle
fly me to the moon such a banger
as in
no more silver pigalle
Good
I do not but might make amazon account for free trial
dm
Once I have finished series of course
Mfw people are trying to make the Citroen look like a Renault
Wait it’s all coming together now
Omg
Stop comparing cars to literal materials
These captions are making me lose my braincells
no
More than this photo
Ok but seriously not only does it look stupid but it makes the car look bad
It's like they couldn't find a car they could compare to
I don’t care Jess
So they just thought of some random ass rubber
Wut¿
I’m a sigma male
U aren't
I made the advert I was doing some trolling
Sapnu puas
Remember that og overwatch glitch when popping ult widow maker would grow larger assets
I think that was a thing
Who free and wanna help me get that Cypher car?
anime car 
@narrow viper do you ever get off this channel?
Just buy it lmao
Why buy when you can get it free?
Holy shit it’s mommy
Because I’m a baller
Not rlly
Don’t be mean to Jess now
Every other channel is cancer and is the type to drive a supercar with dollar sign rims and white walls
And that's the difference between me and you... I'm a broker
Depends on who I’m trolling, why?
stfu don’t make me call king julian on u
Jess is papi
He got ran over I'm so sorry
What did I say
OOPS
I’ll show your bitch king my physically feet
What the fuck was that
????
mf had cum on his face
I saw it
it was tho
It was
Definitely was lol
Bit sus of you Jess
coom face
mf thats cum
oh my god HAHAHAHA SO DIRTY OMGMGMGMGMG
coomer baby
ffs
coom baba
Anyways
Send the proof on why I’m gay then
Yo mama
I want to know
roight listen here bossman you finna square up?
Rate my drivinggg
this is me
I’m going to be honest that is how I talk irl
Because you like when your Annis gets Remus
questionable
IM SORRY
cheeky bit of Jess gameplay
I HAD TO DO IT
jess stfu ur not ur 14 u ain’t quirky for shit
wise words from mort
What a sigma male
Why limo tint
food
not limo tint
Find new session before you hover over it
It looks so dark
brightness/contrast setting
I really do hate driving
dead
Says in #gta-vehicles
Beta male can’t drive for shit versus chad can drive averagely
i’ll bring my cousin out on ur ass @narrow viper
I’m going to be a Redditor and make that meme with the soy women and the chad men
That was 9 years ago he's prolly dead of old age
average American lifespan
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
;-;
When the healthcare insurance covers none of your treatment and you go into crippling debt
Terrible trigger discipline 

🇺🇸
For queen and country
Nice coastline
uh skewl shooting hahahaha
Stop u have smelly nose syndrome
I could easily 1 v 5 million Americans
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
proceeds to fall on ground dead
Nah I tanking that shit
@frail hornet I wouldn’t have to do anything, I’ll just sick my jets on you and then sit on a couch and watch
gets tanked by americans
The amount of times I have shanked is high
398
Loads of people get shanked where I live
Stawp
Bit of a cheeky L
i really cant just go out there and blow my money away on cars just for them to get blown up
i gotta save up for more utilities
Private sessions
Passive mode
I'm getting a tank just for the sake of being able to have 5 stars and not dying
Like it's so fucking annoying when I have to stop for a moment then some cops just blast ur head out with a shotgun
So annoying
Normal kuruma lmao
why do u keep sending dis
Not if I intervene
4 stars of cops will blow up ur car
I know she is so unfunny
Its so crazy
Cuz i love it
If that was the case then u'd be a hypocrite
Why did hypocrite autocorrect to much
.
What car is that again
Britain pretty comical
How does it even look i cba to Google it rn
@frail hornet, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-ps|apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4|casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4|cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps|doomsday-lfg
Tuners: #ps4|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4|other-lfg
Requested by: @narrow viper
like a nightshark
LOL
swimming through da roads
JESS
You know what they say about men’s mental health
U stink
This is why men don’t talk about their feeling smh
@frail hornet just finished looking at the Previon in detail and wow… it’s literally the worst car in the update and that’s a shame 
Rockstar fucking half baked the shit out of the car
Shocking behaviour
I'm killing myself
Even looks?
NOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOO
LITERALLY CRAYOLA WRITINGS
The engine model is.. ooof
NOOOOOOOO
Why is the texture smudging
I’m going to cry
This is a disgrace
It also has the worst texture in the game
GOODBYE
Wait that’s so awful
Yeah it’s just the worst carbon textures I’ve ever seen
Actually harmful
Those looking like family car wing mirrors
What car
If it was slow and had good handling I'd give it a chance
I literally couldn't make a good turn while going like 30 mph without having to brake the shit out of the car and reverse
gg
But it's possible this car might perform differently in races
Maybe they made it drive like shit on purpose idfk
They were hoping everyone would forget they even still drip feeding cars lmao
Last and least 
@narrow viper, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-pc|apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #pc-l|casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #pc-l|cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-pc|doomsday-lfg
Tuners: #pc-l|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l|other-lfg
Requested by: @frail hornet
Like I said before, it’s the second slowest car out of the tuners class, third fastest in coupes
Wrong button sorry
My ass
Jess you lfg me talking about british tragedies
Another pet peeve, all the bumper options removes the center grill
Why....
Yeah man imma go to cayo perico lfg to talk about big sad
R* probably sitting rn thinking "we definitely rocked this car!!"
I feel so bad for this car it had so much potential
@coarse mason @narrow viper
how the hell you guys can remove the camera thing?
Here’s my two favorites out of the selection (toyota soarer and Lexus SC) but they’re still ass
It's probably only gonna be used for meets and that's it
R3
Grille looks funky but they work
Press right stick down
Bruh we told you though, R3
Just the center grill is gone ffs
Just a big ass hole
Also zoom then move camera back
i am legally stupid @narrow viper @frail hornet
All good it happens
OOO and no spoiler options
Not even cardboard spoiler?
This is the only spoiler you get
😦
The rest is… yeah
Everything else is a literal wing
Nice one r*
Wait I’m crying
I warned you before cheech, but you just called me a salty RS fan
Anything is too much smh


You already sleeping? Letting the side down
also, i got this big boy
night dawg
Nothing about that is street
Yes some eye bleach
I'm tryna be better 
is huge
Fuck your eye bleach
I'm pretty sure it's just slow
goodluck in improving
ruiner, deluxo, mk2 vigilante, scramjet, toreador
which are worth the money?
Toreador, Deluxo
also theres stromberg
none buy funny fast cars
Im more excited for the previon than a couple of others we got 
I feel like if you drove over a car it would have the same effect a tank does
The toreador is a stromberg mk2
Too bad
You seen what spency is showing us?
ah I see
It's a jar of dirt cookies
It sucks major balls
Too bad the Previon is literally the worst car out of the bunch 
I'm aware of the options, that's your opinion 
based jeb
“I do enjoy me some 2D 3D hybrid textures”
Every "spoiler" is a wing
vectre was shit
✍️
This is probably just gonna be a meet car and that's it
But i bet barely anyone will use it
@narrow viper mfw the small spoiler doesn’t flow
I mean I prefer my shitbox car now
I hate it
They don't even have a small lip option???
Seriously??
💡💡
ronan sleep
Ruined car but rightfully deserved
The small spoiler also hovers, it doesn’t even connect to the body
sleep man you got to improoooove
Talk about half assed
Show

Look after yourself man
Casually hits every corner
You aren’t wrong lmao
Worst car ever 
Can’t believe I was somewhat looking forward to this pepega car
I’m feeling pretty disappointed
Wait so after this week are they stopping discounts?
Or were they always a thing I forgot
Want the worst news? All the other spoilers are from the Elegy retro custom or the sultan RS
NOOOOOOOO
If the discounts this week are bad as well I might not play lmao
I got hitman two and predator hunting grounds to play anyway
Literally a generic benny’s wing
This too 
You really are from America aren't you
Some people call fivers and tenners like how many ever smackers, fucking sickos
Fuck me, there’s a mk2 elegy chassis spoiler
sarcasm
quid is better than bucks
@frail hornet I’ll trade you a Loonie for a Quid 
alright, i fucking love this
Baby’s first rockstar editor photo
Exploitation
Hover spoiler
Role playing like ww2 was still on
Ah yes, the name of their currency denotes a country's entire history of military prowess

Nah you need to shut up though lad curry sauce with chips is a banger
Name maybe like three bad british foods
tru
Today's useless buy. Pt one of probably theee
My useless buy is a faggio sport
nah, is cool
Not everyone surrendered when they rolled into town
"4x4" yet it's rwd
Mine was a rune cherubek
Probably a good car for meets
Battle of rorkes drift lmao
I think that’s how you spell it
U guys what's the worse car of this update
Let's see what the obvious pick is gonna be
Quick run through like 300 british men absolutely slaughtered a load of mfs with spears
We all know the answer
I'm not gonna act like Britain didn't power like half the US' WW2 fighters
Because they came up with a better engine then the Americans could have
Chad rolls Royce moment
Yes
Means nothing about why chips with curry sauce slaps though
@narrow viper @frail hornet @narrow viper no hood customization either 
I hate this chart
They actually called a Remus a budget rt3000
What's the fucking similarity
I'm from the US bucko
Just some nostrils on the hood and carbon and that's it
No there’s more but they’re all that level of crusty
is a meme you donut
Arguably World War Two wouldn’t have happened if it wasn’t for dumbass treaty of Versailles
Is it rlly
If we didn't keep kicking Germany while they were down after WW1
So to speak
France rightfully wanted reparations but led to downfall of German franc, hyper inflation and Great Depression in America
Taking territory and money and what not
Here’s the other hoods @narrow viper
We took too much from Germany, plain and simple
So little fish led to starvation
Yes and even though they did wrong it was obvious what it would lead to
Mhm
The wheels are cursed
eh, 50/50
I found this on google
Casual history conversation in vehicles chat
That's why it was best not to assassinate him
If he were to be put down, they would likely put someone in charge who was more competent with troop deployments and management
Hitler killed himself
Should have stayed as being an angry man speaking in gentlemen clubs
End of story
Mainly the economic downfall and consequences of the treaty of Versailles
Touché
I lowkey find the economic side more interesting than the war
No it's
What's the quote?
Y'all stop talking about WW2 here gtfo
Probably
Just look at the states
what
What
What
What
Does not compute
He’s crying because I was defending the Sultan RS Classic having an almost identical wheelbase to the Sultan Classic
Untrue it’s what you do with the land
A whole region gone into absolute one Vs the other politics. With wild extreme supporters on both sides.
Clearly forgot to read up on the civil war.
It’s not like the 22b has the same wheelbase as the WRX of the same era or anything
An example of history. Repeating itself
Hon hon
I like the convertible one
@craggy stream it dosnt. The GM chassis was smaller in length than the GC chassis. The 22b is also wider by 8 inches.
Let's change topic back to cars now yes?
But in terms of game
Such a bad pic but cute
Jess is more of a ww1 fan
STOP COMPARING the sultan classic to rs classic. There different cars
No i hate all wars
That's like saying the sultan and sultan RS are the same
Apart from all the ways they're similar
@narrow viper they are. There's only similarities in how they are from a distance
How can GTA vehicles be full of dumb fucks
What
Or rats
Yeah the Subaru WRX is just the same as the STI 22b
They're possums
Tf is that
The idea that the WRX and 22b are the same is like saying the R34 gtt and GTR are the same
@narrow viper I was being ironic
@balmy mantle ur girlfriend has diseases can we stop now
The 22b and GC8 both had a wheelbase of 99.2 inches 
@narrow viper glad you said kidding I was about to absloutley rip you to shreds on that
LOL
Don’t bully the baby 
Insult cars yes. But not my gf 😼
Ok actually shut
The 22b to Subaru is what the R34 GTR is to nissan
On broughy’s track but then again the RS classic is faster in general compared to the classic
LET JT GOOOO
@narrow viper it's got that new stance suspension it's no surprise
Let it gogogoooOgoogo
😐
It's just a sultan classic with attitude
The 22b wasn't faster than the STI irl either
Let’s talk about wars
Now i have 1 left
Let's talk about how stupid British incels like you are
@narrow viper it's just another case of rockstar logic
KIDDING
chat sucks
Majority of british men are incels I am proud to be part of the majority
@narrow viper the Subaru Type R
what the fuck
playboy carti secret photo
What the drag queen doing
U just admitted not to being a sigma male
That's not a drag queen that's lady gaga
I can be everything at once
thats playboy carti stop lyin
Same thing
No one's heard of a type r Subaru
Stop lying
Also the whole game suffers rockstar logic
She's a female but y'know what nvm
A Celica GT four is faster than an F1 car

people who use beta/alpha/sigma unironically in and outside of the internet are not suited for living
U guys went from talking about ww2
To the sultan rs being the same as a sultan classic or not
It's getting so repetitive it's annoying
only with the glitch tho, sheananigans of the spaghetti code
The sultan classic RS is its own car
But none car enthusiasts don't see how
what r u going to do about it

You are repetitive and annoying
@sonic slate even stanced with regular tyres it was 140+ mph
we're not gonna watch your theater class project man stop showin us
Yo mama repetitive and annoying
🚙
yes, thats the glitch
.
HUH?
hahhaha
HUH?
EXCUSE?
.
<@&337442104026595329>
Not really. Because it's not breaking the game to do it
porn @narrow viper?
MODS?MM
16 ⁉️
I have though
HELLO?
WHAT THE FUCK
Oof
WAS THAT
Shooting the tyres and holding the handbreak to go 200mph is a glitch
Pretty much exclusive to Japan
SIXTEEN?
bullshit
robot girls are better 
Lowering the car in the interactive menu isn't
UNDERAG?
aint no way
@grim shell wasnt a Japan exclusive but extremely expensive at release
discord: bans BD users
also discord: lets servers like that stay up
NOT THAT NETFLIX MOVIE
@regal patrol come play RL with me 👉👈
Before the 22b the type R STI was the most expensive Subaru you could buy
In its day it was on part with the Mazda RX7 spirit R and R33 gtr in terms of buying price
what man
Why
there's nothing here
Guy is already dealt with
plot twist : is a trap from the fbi

!ban 842737509607931934 continued shitposting

That was real was it
Was that real

Banned marine patterns#0212 (Case #118822) (user notified with a direct message)


OHHHHHH
HAHAH
Thanks dice
@tranquil pelican S2k with original roof

Rt3000
That's it
Nothing else
It's an s2000
It's rlly good
Underrated car you should get it
I doubt they'll add anymore civilian type luxury cars
The fact that some of these hype cars had things forgotten about makes me sad
It's more sports to me
Spent far to long on the shitty dialogue and less on the cars themself
I wish his girlfriend got the "trevor" ending
Well deserved tbh
Who
killing trevor in the first place
yea ok get out now
just saw a stanced tesla
good bye
he getting food rn
You mean the Comet S2 or the car the other guy mentioned?
The RT300/
Ah thanks m8
I'm a girl
Why do people mistake me for a guy
It's so blatant obvious I'm female
maybe cuz u look like one
jk jk

What
Honestly there's no come back from that
There is
There isn't
Well maybe if he picked on other guys he's more of a bitch than i am
its historic
Legendary
Yo mama historic
Your comment sums up the online experience
@rem
lmao
Wanna know what sums up the online experience
Ur girl not passing an STD test
passive
passive
L
this shit bussin 🤣 💯 🆗
Sheeeesh
I say the word passive 2 much
I like how discord on pc has spell checks but not on mobile
That's so lame
I say it in diff places
I remember making a donk into a monster truck when I was a lower level
Stand 
also what rlly concerns me is earlier yall said jess is 14 but in her bio she says shes a former thot
dang guess they start em young
Before I actually had access to the liberator in online

@balmy mantle U almost gave me a fucking heart attack
is that discord on light mode?!

But i forgot the ej9 is a car

youre not right in the head
u get used to it
bean going sicko mode with NO features

i wanna join that party











