gta-vehicles

[spark topaz]

then do more cayo

[thin furnace]

should I keep grinding till I get the oppressor or get the chopper to make it easy

[thin furnace]

duh

but yeah I still got the free chopper tho doesn't spawn on the submarine

[narrow viper]

wdym

[sick void]

If you mean Pegasus no you need to buy a sparrow

[thin furnace]

I gotta get to land and to an airstip to get to my chopper

[narrow viper]

Not really proud of this build

[thin furnace]

kastka or whatever its called is what i meant

[narrow viper]

its pretty good wdym

[sick void]

Sparrow just push the left d pad on top of the sub

[narrow viper]

Some people who have problems with colour in terms of brightness so I don't want to blind them

[thin furnace]

and what I was saying is should I get the sparrow or just hold on to the money to get the oppressor

[sick void]

Custom colour ?

[thin furnace]

I don't even have it yet I just got another chopper

[narrow viper]

No its colour after race yellow

[sick void]

I see then

[hidden fossil]

its good tho-

[narrow viper]

oh i just mean ur build looks good

[narrow viper]

Ty

[narrow viper]

Ty

[hidden fossil]

but put color smoke it would be better

[narrow viper]

No

[sick void]

Your choice mk2 can also land on the sub just be careful it won't drown and start the prep and use MK2 for prep that what I do

[thin furnace]

yeah ik

I don't have neither the sparrow or the mk2 got it?

[narrow viper]

u can put lights under the car that would look good

[thin furnace]

and I was asking for if I should hold on to the money or get the sparrow

[ashen mulch]

No

[ashen mulch]

Also no

[narrow viper]

Big no

[thin furnace]

I can so it without the sparrow or the mk2 tho it's kinda slow

[narrow viper]

I'm a clean car builder

[narrow viper]

why tho

[thin furnace]

noiceeee

[ashen mulch]

Underglow is gross

[narrow viper]

Because I like to keep my cars looking clean

[ashen mulch]

Keep it simple

[hidden fossil]

u guys like simple

different taste

[narrow viper]

the vectre looks amazing

[spark topaz]

this is sick

[ashen mulch]

In some case

[ashen mulch]

Some tastes are awful

[spark topaz]

I like the wheels

[ashen mulch]

[surreal crystal]

yall wanna see my best car?

[narrow viper]

yea

I'm still sad I couldn't unlock 2nd last track wheels I'm rep 23 and couldn't do the glitch due to I don't have nivida

[ashen mulch]

show

[spark topaz]

If it has f1 or bennys = me being

[narrow viper]

sheeeesh

[narrow viper]

No its bbs wheels on ls update bit like the street version

[ashen mulch]

I need to redo my jester

[sick void]

That's what I said you dumb mf your choice. Sparrow take time to take off but it's fast MK2 Is more ez to use

[true silo]

@narrow viper

[hidden fossil]

yep

[sick void]

Send the pic here too I wanna do to

[spark topaz]

No no, im referring to that guy asking if we want to see his best car

[hidden fossil]

more match

[narrow viper]

I hate my life lmao

[true silo]

[hidden fossil]

...

[thin furnace]

ur dumber tho cuz if u listened u would've known that I already know all of that and I came on here to get help with which I should choose smh

[spark topaz]

It happens to the best of us ngl

[spark topaz]

There were so many photos I scrapped because of a mouse cursor

[sick void]

Yeah shake your head more it will help you

[ashen mulch]

I think I might just keep my jester like that

[ashen mulch]

bumper poof gang

[thin furnace]

keep talking u helped us all

[sick void]

Hmmmmm but it's the same livery I put except the sliver one. I mean the new livery

[true silo]

Lovely ass

[sick void]

I change the wheels to white now

[narrow viper]

Ooh

[thin furnace]

that looks clean

[narrow viper]

these cars are too good

[olive bluff]

wtf

[hidden fossil]

I like this

[narrow viper]

Maybe you should photoshop a reflection into the pic

[narrow viper]

Using porsche mint green puts it up

Looks weird otherwise

[olive bluff]

what car

[narrow viper]

I was using photoshop and to put quality of pic higher

[narrow viper]

Oh

[narrow viper]

Vector

Try doing this

[olive bluff]

thanks

[narrow viper]

The reflection is done in photoshop

And it's pretty easy

[olive bluff]

how did you drop it so low?

[narrow viper]

Can't be bothered I'm too busy building my go kart irl

[sick void]

Colour ?

[narrow viper]

Oh aight

[narrow viper]

Midnight blue

[narrow viper]

2nd lowest suspension and used stance in interaction menu

[olive bluff]

thanks man

[novel valley]

a

[olive bluff]

what graphics mod?

[narrow viper]

No

Shut up

[narrow viper]

Nve

[simple gorge]

@warm ferry, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Tuners: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @olive bluff

[olive bluff]

thanks

[narrow viper]

Np

Make us

[olive bluff]

bruh

[proven charm]

petition to let users of the Blazer Aqua use throwables/sidearms while riding

[olive bluff]

report

[proven charm]

oh shit he got you there no cap

[narrow viper]

When I dont have a sister lzzzz

Noice

[simple gorge]

@warm ferry, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Tuners: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @ashen mulch

[ashen mulch]

gonna hit him with the double lfg

[narrow viper]

[ashen mulch]

foul mouthed console peasant

[narrow viper]

They rlly don't feel ashamed lmao

[severe pewter]

Oh god I’m scared

[narrow viper]

Honestly don't know whether they're blind or brain dead

[severe pewter]

Both

[narrow viper]

Yea seems like it

I used to be on ps4 but cya because I'm a driving god

Noice car

Ruski

[ashen comet]

Nice

Why brown wheels tho

[narrow viper]

Bronze*

[ashen comet]

Why tho

[narrow viper]

Wheels are nice

[ashen comet]

Black would look amazing

[narrow viper]

Black better yea

[ashen mulch]

Bronze good

[narrow viper]

But bronze nice too

[ashen comet]

On that yes

But on a matte white car

Black would look

[narrow viper]

Have some gold

[ashen comet]

Oh shit

That's very sexy

[ashen comet]

Man lowriders are so cool

[narrow viper]

Thank you

[narrow viper]

[ashen mulch]

you're not foul mouthed

Level 5

[sick void]

Willard faction convert to faction custom or custom dork?

[narrow viper]

Noice

[ashen comet]

Nice

[ashen mulch]

Custom

[ashen comet]

Custom

[narrow viper]

But I'm a console peasant?

White rims nice too

[sick void]

Ok thanks 650k one nice

[ashen comet]

Donk is pretty cool but if you're only gonna get one then get the custom

[ashen mulch]

I mean, you don't have those horrible looking "modded" cars

[ashen comet]

Damn wtf

Looks great

[narrow viper]

Ty

White wheels gooood

Ehh

[sick void]

Not the dork but dork is more expensive you sure It's custom the cheap one

[ashen comet]

Very

[ashen mulch]

True

[ashen mulch]

yes get the cheap one

[narrow viper]

It depends

[ashen comet]

The cheapest is the custom

[narrow viper]

But black is bae

[sick void]

Name

[ashen comet]

What car is that

[sick void]

Ok then thanks

[narrow viper]

Red rims not bad either

[narrow viper]

Previon

[ashen comet]

Damn

[narrow viper]

I haven't unlocked the last livery for calico to replicate the rally car sadly

[olive bluff]

is this out yet?

[narrow viper]

Idk

[surreal crystal]

im literally saving my money and doing casino heists to get as much as i can ;-;

[olive bluff]

how do you have it if you dont know if its out

[ashen comet]

Casino?

[surreal crystal]

ye

[narrow viper]

Rep level is the worst update

[ashen mulch]

Mods you blob

[narrow viper]

Mods

[ashen mulch]

How else?

[ashen comet]

Why not cayo

[narrow viper]

Grey rims good too @spark topaz's car

[olive bluff]

whaaaat mods can get you unreleased cars?

[surreal crystal]

hard

[ashen comet]

One of the most expensive Benny's cars for absolutely no reason

[narrow viper]

Mods can get u everything

[olive bluff]

lol yea ig

[ashen comet]

Nah bro it's easy just find a guide

[spark topaz]

Chrome would just take these to the next level. I'm so disappointed that we don't get chrome rims anymore

[narrow viper]

Yea it's sad

[surreal crystal]

ok

[ashen comet]

Wait what

What happened to chrome rims

[narrow viper]

Mod it to have chrome

[olive bluff]

nothing

[narrow viper]

Doesn't work on menyoo

Ahhhhhh

I had too many wheel mods

Lol

[ashen comet]

What do you guys think about anime cars

Imo best vehicles in GTA

[narrow viper]

Cringe

These wheels are sexy

[olive bluff]

no

[narrow viper]

Crap pic sadly

[ashen mulch]

I can bend time and reality

[olive bluff]

thanos?

[ashen mulch]

Reality can be whatever I want

[ashen comet]

[ashen comet]

Clean

[narrow viper]

Get zeno sama to do that job

[olive bluff]

you're not the only one cursed with knowledge

[ashen comet]

What about anime airplanes

[narrow viper]

Your stuff bores meee

Shush

What about a GTO

Yikes the shadow

[ashen mulch]

Yes what about a GTO

[narrow viper]

Lmao it's so boxy

[olive bluff]

(S)h(us)h 😳

[narrow viper]

Hott

[narrow viper]

I have the same but in blue

Gto judge is hot af

[gritty python]

GTO

[narrow viper]

Noice

The reflections are way too much

Is the floor a mirror?

Enb reflection fucks it up

Welcome to Britain where we have rain all time here lmao

[olive bluff]

denmark aswell

[narrow viper]

Not even in Britain is the ground a whole puddle

[narrow viper]

Yes

That's fine

[olive bluff]

welcome to brixton

[sick void]

But is the custizmation worth your money

I can't send pics wtffff

[narrow viper]

Lol

[narrow viper]

Welcome to somerset

[olive bluff]

welcome to luton

[narrow viper]

I'm from Ireland and the ground isn't a flood lol

[narrow viper]

Welcome to bridgwater

[ashen comet]

No but I wish I knew that before I was halfway through customizing it

[olive bluff]

welcome to london

[narrow viper]

Welcome to Clark kent

[ashen comet]

It costs like 2.5 mil 💀

[narrow viper]

[olive bluff]

welcome to micheal keaton

[gritty python]

[narrow viper]

Welcome to St.Paul's brixerton on Thames conjoined with St Thomas' on bishops

[olive bluff]

welcome to sir theodore the 3rd

[narrow viper]

Oh not this fucker

[surreal crystal]

not to flex but this is my car its a v9000 triple turbo and its the fastest car in the world

[narrow viper]

[olive bluff]

sheesh

[narrow viper]

That's cute

But I have a brioso

[olive bluff]

not true. thats a toy. doesnt even have an engine

[surreal crystal]

u missed the joke

[olive bluff]

ok

[gritty python]

Edited

[olive bluff]

what game

[gritty python]

Forza

[olive bluff]

jesus fuck that look good

[mint crater]

DoF looks a little weird but nice shot nonetheless

[sick void]

Which livery good on faction ?

[novel valley]

fh4

[olive bluff]

1

[sick void]

Isn't this look more good

[novel valley]

1

[olive bluff]

1 are goodest

[sick void]

I see but this livery look like this I made already or no ?

[sick void]

Lol ok then

[olive bluff]

it does but why do you have two?

[narrow viper]

Ooh nice, but it was already edited lol

[gritty python]

Use hdr scape in snapseed

[narrow viper]

original

[narrow viper]

it ruins the pic most of the time

[sick void]

Different benny car purple one is Manana and blue one is faction custom

[olive bluff]

oh ok

cool

[narrow viper]

I'm killing myself

It's been 2 hours

It's been like 5 minutes and it's still 64%

L

I don't know what the fuck my dad did

But was this really fucking necessary

Rip

Interrogate him

He's not even here

Ah

I'm actually gonna beat the fuck out of my computer

This is so annoying

[nocturne hornet]

nice

[narrow viper]

Maybe he doesn't want you playing games anymore? 👀

no

What the fuck

Why would he remove windows anyway

Was it infected w some virus?

I don't fucking know

Probably not

[warm vale]

finna fuck a horse rn

[narrow viper]

I don't get why the fuck he had to reinstall it

It's literally fucking bullshit

Like what the fuck

Well if he's reinstalled windows, there's a pretty good chance ur games are uninstalled as well

Unless they're on a removable disk

What the FUCK?

nonononono

Good luck

You can't be serious

No you don't fucking say that

I'm just guessing

¯_(ツ)_/¯

If not games still your hidden homework ||hentai|| folder is definately gone now

I don't do hentai

Ooh porn it is then

I don't have porn saved on my computer

Ooh

Yea it's actually a lame idea

Who does that anyway

Everyone's got internet, why tf download those stuff lmao

Unless you made it yourself

[olive bluff]

if you find a good one you might wanna save it

[nocturne hornet]

A friend of mine

[narrow viper]

You can always save the links

Without downloading the whole vid

[olive bluff]

but what if you dont have internet? then youll have some

[narrow viper]

Then you're too broke for porn

[olive bluff]

lol

[narrow viper]

Anyways back to vehicles

[nocturne hornet]

Car

[indigo hemlock]

mr car's waifu's

[narrow viper]

Lol

[amber frigate]

theyve added the previon to the future prize rides list

lectro, outlaw and adder have been added to the podium list

[narrow viper]

Like fr ?

[amber frigate]

ya

[narrow viper]

Cool

The adder used to be so popular

Like it was such a status symbol to own a Bugatti

[amber frigate]

it was the most expensive car in the game, after all

how times change!

[narrow viper]

Ikr

[topaz dune]

me i got loads of that shit

[haughty harness]

for an arena war vehicle im modifying, should i get EMP or Kinetic proximity mines?

[amber frigate]

hmm

kinetic sounds more fun

idk how long the emp lasts

[haughty harness]

emp is around 5 sec

[amber frigate]

thats pretty good

[spark topaz]

The primo bangs with these wheels

[somber ridge]

yeah emp is really annoying if you use it right

[haughty harness]

EMP wins

[narrow viper]

I wanna win outlaw it's pretty fun

[haughty harness]

so now i have choice of boosts

100% boost or shunt boost?

[amber frigate]

ya outlaw seems neat to throw around

lectro is absolutely worthless

[narrow viper]

It's like a rzr or something

[amber frigate]

which car is this, zero?

[haughty harness]

the future shock scarab

arena war (ofc lmao)

[amber frigate]

shunt, then

[haughty harness]

ok

[nocturne hornet]

yes dorothy

[regal patrol]

[fallow saffron]

so low that the tire goes through a bit

[olive bluff]

Why

[gritty python]

[hallow berry]

Thoughts?

[olive bluff]

car

[hallow berry]

Meant to be like a fighter cuz it was the first car I got with guns

[fallow saffron]

what car is that

never seen it before

[hallow berry]

Armored paragon R

[fallow saffron]

casino story car?

[hallow berry]

I got it from the wheel when they it was on it

[amber frigate]

i dont think it really fits the paragon r

but since its armoured i think its alright

[hallow berry]

It's meant to fit the guns

And the livery

A normal paragon? Nah

[amber frigate]

i think the shark face livery looks really neat with the coquette classic and slamvan custom

[forest jewel]

nicee

[hallow berry]

The nose paint livery looks good on everything

And should be on every aircraft

We need decals

Like in war thunder

Not a vehicle

Look at big Chungus

[soft nimbus]

NOT A VECHILE

[hallow berry]

Was on topic

[soft nimbus]

[hallow berry]

"undercover" MOC

Nobody suspects a thing

[fallow saffron]

yea nobody's totally gonna suspect a beefy trailer

[olive bluff]

Yes

[narrow viper]

Tbf it's not that obvious

[hallow berry]

Yea

I'll blend in

I'm just a normal non costom phantom, pulling a normal non weaponized trailer you see

[olive bluff]

How to stance?

[hallow berry]

Fast Interaction menu

In vehichles

Only certain vehicles can do it tho

[fallow saffron]

only in tuner cars

[hallow berry]

Standing is ugly

Makes the car look either tired or waiting to piss

[olive bluff]

i cannot stance old car?

[hearty mural]

Nope

Only cars that are new to this dlc

[olive bluff]

nooooo thats weeeird

[hallow berry]

Kinda sad no new planes came with the dlc

[olive bluff]

i wanna stance old cars 😦

[hallow berry]

Like a non weaponized one

[olive bluff]

why would there be any. its a car dlc. wouldnt make sense

[hallow berry]

We need more costomizable planes tbh

[hearty mural]

Or u can stance the old fashipned way

[hallow berry]

Idk

[olive bluff]

how?

[hallow berry]

Some dlc come with non related stuff

[hallow berry]

Make the car tired or don't let it piss

[hearty mural]

Look it up on yt

Theres many ways

[olive bluff]

okty

[hallow berry]

We do need smugglers run pt 2

Like another plane update

Just more costomizable planes

[amber frigate]

another modern jet would be nice

[hallow berry]

Like an f-22

Or maybe B-1

I would LOVE a b-2

[somber ridge]

rockstar would probably add another giant bomber

[hallow berry]

a b-2

That would actually be good

[somber ridge]

so a better alkonost

[hallow berry]

Stealth when bomb bay is closed

[true silo]

Su57

[hallow berry]

Like a real one

Ooh

F-35

Actually an f-35 would be terrifying

[true silo]

[hallow berry]

Put together with screws

[olive bluff]

omg

[hallow berry]

[soft nimbus]

[hallow berry]

A new cargo plane to play with would be fun

C-17

[olive bluff]

ye

[soft nimbus]

[hallow berry]

Or c-5

[olive bluff]

how to use hammer in gta?

[hallow berry]

Imagine the fun that could be had with a c-5

With openable cargo bay

And resistance to internal damage so it won't explode with cars inside

[olive bluff]

how?

[hallow berry]

Hit

[olive bluff]

what

[hallow berry]

With right trigger

Hit people

[olive bluff]

but when i hit it looks like an attack and when npc use hammer it look like theyre hammering y know?

how do i hammer like the npcs?

[hallow berry]

Ooh

Imagine an sr-71 in GTA

It would be really fast

Like really really fast

Like 500-600mph

[olive bluff]

car😳

[hallow berry]

What

[narrow viper]

is the growler out yet

[olive bluff]

no

[hallow berry]

Speaking of growler

[amber frigate]

thursday

[hallow berry]

Growler😍

An f-18 would be nice

Like a laser with countermeasures liverys, upgrades and more

[olive bluff]

omg that'd be siick

[hallow berry]

And bombs

[narrow viper]

b11 strike force has all of those

[hallow berry]

Idc

B-11 is a disappointment

And the f-18 is cool

So does the rogue

[narrow viper]

not really. great dogfighter and good at taking ground targets if you know what you are actually doing

[hallow berry]

Well it's a good plane

Just

Disappointed for an a-10

It should be less manueverable and have a more beastly cannon

And be tough

It's sad

[narrow viper]

it's tough tf?

[hallow berry]

Like REALLY

Like 6-7 missiles tough

[narrow viper]

bruh fly avenger then

[hallow berry]

Bruh

It's an a-10

[amber frigate]

its tough until you get a missile in the rear

[hallow berry]

A FUCKING A-10

[narrow viper]

who cares. this is gta tho

[hallow berry]

Bruh

They added a super hyped up plane and gave it none of it's actual features

It's barely and a-10

They should have used another plane for it's look

[olive bluff]

no

[pure salmon]

To be fair, a barrage buff may be neat.

[hidden fossil]

I failed from the heist

Frick

[narrow viper]

if you like to fly irl planes, go play arma or flight simulator😹

[hallow berry]

And it also still has a visible minigun

They could have at least left that out if they were gonna make it's guns less

[somber ridge]

dcs is also pretty good but I'm pretty sure consoles don't get it

[narrow viper]

ye dcs too

[narrow viper]

barrage is good at taking ground targets

[hallow berry]

Well that's not it's minigun

[narrow viper]

gun mostly for dogfights

[hallow berry]

I mean it shouldn't have a huge visible minigun

Just guns on the wings or whatever

Or some some side internal guns like a fighter jet

[amber frigate]

for what's based on a plane built around a gun, the gun is pretty unfortunate

[hidden fossil]

Can I hear some advice

[hallow berry]

Yea

[hidden fossil]

C'mon

[hallow berry]

On what

[narrow viper]

b11 gun is pretty balanced unlike lazer, hydra cannons

[hallow berry]

Hydra is basically GTA's a-10

A somewhat bad dog fighter

That's large and heavy

Though it's not tough

[gaunt portal]

arena war weeny issi solos all gta vehicles

[hallow berry]

Ooh imagine a f-117 in gta

[ashen mulch]

?

[hallow berry]

It would have stealth mode like an akula but would be a fighter jet

[gaunt portal]

idk what youre questioning

[weak lagoon]

is it just me

or does the jester classic have hella traction control?

like its nearly impossible to get this thing to wheelspin

and trying to do that double clutch thing or whatever just makes the car slower

which makes it annoying as hell to drive

[ashen mulch]

what you said made no sense

[ashen mulch]

Just slap on low grips and stance

[gaunt portal]

yes it did

its the best car in the game

[weak lagoon]

its an old car..

[gaunt portal]

you cant prove me wronh

wrong

[ashen mulch]

Whoops I misread that

[ashen mulch]

I can

[weak lagoon]

like

it feels like AWD

without the AWD acceleration

[gaunt portal]

okay

its got a mortar

[olive bluff]

is this findable?

[gaunt portal]

and dual 50. cal machine guns

its buyable for 1ml

[ashen mulch]

and I have 500 kph of speed and invincibility

[hallow berry]

What's the fastest car

Top speed wise

[gaunt portal]

weeny issi classic

[ashen mulch]

#archive-gta-faq

[gaunt portal]

for real for real

no cap

[olive bluff]

but can i find it in freemode?

[gaunt portal]

yes

[ashen mulch]

it's an arena car

[gaunt portal]

no its not

[hallow berry]

Will the arena wars one go as fast?

[gaunt portal]

hes talking bout the dump

[olive bluff]

thats not my question. can i find it in freemode?

[gaunt portal]

arenas are fast as

[ashen mulch]

notice how he replied to your message you knob

[gaunt portal]

yes you can find it in freemode

[ashen mulch]

take a guess

(hint: no)

[olive bluff]

wtf

a yes and a no???????

[gaunt portal]

YOU CAN FIND THE DUMPTRUCK IN FREEMODE

[ashen mulch]

the arena war Issi that this chap is talking about isn't available I'm free mode

[olive bluff]

THANKS MATE

[ashen mulch]

The dump is

[olive bluff]

FINALLY

[ashen mulch]

don't know why you'd want a dump but to each their own

[olive bluff]

its fun

[gaunt portal]

its the second best vehicle in the game

after the issi

[ashen mulch]

haha he's a comedian

[gaunt portal]

these vehicles are god weapons

[ashen mulch]

riiight riiight

[gaunt portal]

my weeny issi can take all an opressors missiles

[ashen mulch]

[gaunt portal]

it can

27 tracking missiles

[olive bluff]

🥶

[gaunt portal]

which is more than an opressor can shoot in one load

[ashen mulch]

[gaunt portal]

i cant tell if ur joking

[ashen mulch]

I can't tell if ur joking either

[gaunt portal]

it literally can

[ashen mulch]

show me

[gaunt portal]

after arena war and full armour upgrades

little shit cost me 2 mil

[ashen mulch]

well yeah

[gaunt portal]

yes

this is proof the weeny issi apocolypse classic is the best vehicle in the history of GTA online

[ashen mulch]

where proof

[tame nacelle]

insurgent pickup custom and nightshark take more

[olive bluff]

proof

[gaunt portal]

shush

you children will never undestrand

i cant spell

[sullen obsidian]

👷‍♂️

[ashen mulch]

[prisma tangle]

PB can take more

[spark topaz]

PB is rocket proof

[soft nimbus]

feel soo commanding

[prisma tangle]

I thought he was a homo

[mint crater]

you drive in 1st person?

[sullen obsidian]

[soft nimbus]

jeb u on?

[olive bluff]

you dont?

[tame nacelle]

1989 Tienanmen Square

[soft nimbus]

needs 1 sprint race win

[tame nacelle]

crush the car 😈

[sullen obsidian]

Afk at meet rn, gonna be back soon though

[mint crater]

cinematic view all the way

[olive bluff]

pif

[junior dust]

I have awoken

Gm

[sullen obsidian]

I can give you sprint win for sure

[prisma tangle]

1st person is cinematic because my life is a movie 🎥🍿

[tame nacelle]

[mint crater]

😎

[amber frigate]

what's your character arc

[ashen mulch]

I have

[olive bluff]

evil>good

[ashen mulch]

*am

[spark topaz]

Man, I want more wheels like the previon's stock wheels

they are so cool

[prisma tangle]

Chaotic neutral

[tame nacelle]

re-did this

[sullen obsidian]

[strong elk]

hello

i want to do premium race

[prisma tangle]

Brother is near death so I gave to pull off a series of grand theft auto heists to find the money to get him back

[strong elk]

which channel should i ask?

[prisma tangle]

#tuners-carmeet-lfg-pc

[olive bluff]

bruh

[simple gorge]

@strong elk, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-pc｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-pc｜doomsday-lfg
Tuners: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @narrow viper

[strong elk]

thankyou

[narrow viper]

yes

[sullen obsidian]

Wot was in that update today?

[olive bluff]

nuttin

[sullen obsidian]

At least on PC there was a small one

[soft nimbus]

gta 6

[severe pewter]

https://twitter.com/TezFunz2/status/1427384884989997064?s=09

Tez2 (@TezFunz2)

Rockstar issued out a background update:

• Disables certain phone contacts once inside Test Track area, targeting certain glitches.

• New Prize Ride added to the list, Previon ($1,490,000 - $1,117,500)
  #GTAOnline

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[gaunt portal]

sheesh

gotta get that whip

[sullen obsidian]

Thanks

[prisma tangle]

You'll just ruin it anyway

[soft nimbus]

[narrow viper]

does armor slow car normal cars

[severe pewter]

No

[gaunt portal]

it certainly doesnt on my arena war apocolypse weeny issi classic

lol

[prisma tangle]

No, why would changing the composite and increasing the thickness of every panel of the car add weight, that's stoopid

[gaunt portal]

damn youre level 229

[olive bluff]

nob

[gaunt portal]

pretty high level

how is that not high

[prisma tangle]

It's super low

[olive bluff]

its below average

[gaunt portal]

im level 38 🙂

[olive bluff]

bruh

[prisma tangle]

You also have more money than me

[gaunt portal]

F

[olive bluff]

how much yu got?

[gaunt portal]

rn 1.2 mil

[olive bluff]

...

[gaunt portal]

i spent most of my money on an alkonost

[olive bluff]

bruh

[gaunt portal]

what

[olive bluff]

bruh

[gaunt portal]

what

[olive bluff]

bruh

[gaunt portal]

huh

are you good mat

mate

[olive bluff]

nah

[mint crater]

the yacht is probably a better first purchase than that

[olive bluff]

lol no

[gaunt portal]

shush

me and the boys go around carpet bombing

its fun as

[ashen mulch]

massive waste of cash

literally

[gaunt portal]

why tho

[prisma tangle]

I spent the rest of my money on a Calico and didn't even do anything to it

[gaunt portal]

i have nothing else to spend it on

[ashen mulch]

On the kosatka hello?

[prisma tangle]

Sike I upgraded everything except suspension

[gaunt portal]

i already have one

how do you think i earn money

[olive bluff]

lmao

[olive bluff]

sleeper?

[gaunt portal]

ayo i got you guys a good business basically you get ur friends to do any homework you have and pay them back with a cayo

100% foolproof plan

i dont recommend any other form of payment cuz one time my friend offered to blow me for a legendary pelt in red dead

twas quite awkward

[olive bluff]

😳

[tacit ibex]

just bought the opressor

mk 2

[native badger]

We

[tacit ibex]

feel like shit

[native badger]

Ew

[olive nest]

can i send someone a car in dms and they tell me what it is? i cant send images. its a pink mercedes looking like car in the tuning meet thing

[olive bluff]

yes

[native badger]

Ok send me

[gaunt portal]

good

[olive bluff]

sheesh

[gaunt portal]

nice car

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[olive bluff]

tableflip

[broken bane]

Penetrator

[soft nimbus]

NO ONE LIKES MY CUSTOMISATIONS

[olive bluff]

D:

[tame nacelle]

there's a list of things the customer wants at the bottom of your screen when youre customizing the car lol

[gaunt portal]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[neon rampart]

still remains an absolute favorite

[olive bluff]

je(sus) 😳

[narrow viper]

i wish senssenata and kdj died in a later mission so we didnt have to deal with the cringe dialouge

[junior dust]

There’s no way they didn’t know that

I don’t believe it

[olive bluff]

ok

[gaunt portal]

jesus sus

[olive bluff]

(sus)picious 😳

[gaunt portal]

ayo anyone think buying a hang glider and putting a machine gun on it is a wise investment

cuz it sounds pretty damn good to me

[olive bluff]

it fun

[gaunt portal]

thanks for the advice

im gonna get it rn

[olive bluff]

good

[narrow viper]

the only air vehicle i have is the savage i got on sale 2 years ago

[gaunt portal]

yay attack helicopter

[olive bluff]

heli(sus)copter 😳

[narrow viper]

and a hydra

[narrow viper]

just a few pegasus planes i cant sell too

[olive bluff]

pega(sus) 😳

[soft nimbus]

yeye ik ik

[soft nimbus]

sexy

[narrow viper]

[olive bluff]

are you actually the ceo of crew colors?

[narrow viper]

yes he is

[olive bluff]

give me your best crew color (hex) then

😦

ok

[narrow viper]

his youtube channel is "ceo_of_crew_colors_gtaYT"

[tame nacelle]

making gta videos
🤢

[narrow viper]

yuck

[tame nacelle]

CEOs dont actually work, do it yourself

[narrow viper]

makes my stomach ache

[olive bluff]

bruh yes they do

[tame nacelle]

[narrow viper]

totally not just the excessive amount of spaghetti i ate earlier

wdym by 'CEO's don't work'

[olive bluff]

yeah tf? they do work

[narrow viper]

In what context

[tame nacelle]

compared to the hourly employees ceos dont do shit

in america at least

[narrow viper]

I'm confused

press x to doubt

[olive bluff]

x

[narrow viper]

x

The CEO has to be a CEO somehow

ceos are pretty busy

[tame nacelle]

busy maximizing their own profits while minimizing employee pay

[olive bluff]

so you're saying elon musk isnt doing anything?

[narrow viper]

ye

[tame nacelle]

elon musk is a bozo

[olive bluff]

bruh

[narrow viper]

mans has a portable house

[olive bluff]

youre a bozo

[tame nacelle]

ok follower

[narrow viper]

so he can sleep near his factories and stuff

[tame nacelle]

elon musk founded nothing

[olive bluff]

he did

[tame nacelle]

nothing he thinks of is sustainable

[narrow viper]

hey i watched 1 youtube short okay

[tame nacelle]

he didn't found tesla he didn't found paypal

[ashen mulch]

bezos is a bezo-bozo

[narrow viper]

:[

Elon musk does fuck all

[olive bluff]

youre just jealous of him LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

[narrow viper]

not spacex either

[tame nacelle]

why would i be jealous of someone who is financially illiterate

[narrow viper]

Yea he didn't actually, but he's smart enough to get the profits

[tame nacelle]

wallstreetbets bozo

[narrow viper]

His family owned an emerald mine (with slaves), making tesla isn't hard when you're rich

[tame nacelle]

dude watched star trek once and thinks his plan of colonizing mars will work

[narrow viper]

He was an investor in tesla

[tame nacelle]

🤓

[narrow viper]

Became ceo

[tame nacelle]

elon make funny crypto go up ! must be good

marketing other peoples' ideas is not innovative

[narrow viper]

He thinks he's great mixing with the youngins on twitter

[tame nacelle]

50+ years old tweeting baby shark lyrics

[narrow viper]

Makes u rich tho

[tame nacelle]

living in excess is the american way 🤢

[narrow viper]

Lol 50+

[olive bluff]

hes rich

[narrow viper]

Wait wtf he's acctually 50

Lmao

[tame nacelle]

he's old

[narrow viper]

Yeah

[olive bluff]

but rich

and clever

[junior dust]

ELON MUsk make FunyYYY on TwiTtER

[olive bluff]

and succesful

[soft nimbus]

gonna follow this train to see where it stops 🙂

[tame nacelle]

no one but uneducated kids and people with no life experience think money = everything

https://tenor.com/view/tslaq-tesla-inc-demo-throw-tesla-truck-gif-15623553

[olive bluff]

i mean it does

[narrow viper]

Rich ≠ successful

[olive bluff]

ok

[soft nimbus]

[narrow viper]

Poor ppl: Hey bezos gimme your money
'suck it bossman'

The goal isn't always to make money

[tame nacelle]

i know 99% of the things you say in this channel are a joke to get people to laugh but you're not helping yourself here

[narrow viper]

Especially when you didn't even do much to get it

[olive bluff]

ok

[soft nimbus]

[narrow viper]

It's truw

[junior dust]

“Ok” 💀

[tame nacelle]

you can get rich off luck
or by theft of ideas
or by theft period

that's not success

[narrow viper]

Would you say a rich kid who got all the money from their dad is successful?

[soft nimbus]

back to vechiles

[tame nacelle]

"cool"

[soft nimbus]

[narrow viper]

Like me, I won 54m in the lottery

[junior dust]

Imagine this dude starting an argument and being fuckin done in instantly

[narrow viper]

Have you guys ever seen a car

It's a pretty cool machine

[tame nacelle]

no

[broken bane]

Did an edit

[narrow viper]

Car

That's an interesting edit

It's not too bad but looks dented

[broken bane]

I tried turning it into the GTA 3 Infurnus

[amber frigate]

something looks kinda off with the penetrator

[mint crater]

looks like a piece of play doh

[narrow viper]

a what?

That's what she said

[junior dust]

The original looks better without spoiler tbh

[narrow viper]

Hmm

[amber frigate]

thats what i said

[ashen mulch]

Unsettling

[narrow viper]

[narrow viper]

If I get my 190z back I'm gonna leave the fenders stock

It's better than wide

[olive bluff]

ew

[hallow berry]

Ramp bugee hehehe

[olive bluff]

looks molden

[hallow berry]

Better?

[olive bluff]

a little

[hallow berry]

Well there is no way to counter the rusty shit

[olive bluff]

true

make brown

[hallow berry]

The mission version should be the main car

[olive bluff]

this is true

[hallow berry]

I like the mission versions playing and spoiler so much

It looks so cool

[olive bluff]

yes

[hallow berry]

They should add spoilers

Maybe one that goes with the ramp's shape

Like one that the cars would get further launched by

Also armor upgrades

[narrow viper]

it would just get knocked off from the impact force

[olive bluff]

øv

[narrow viper]

from ramping 50 cars

[hallow berry]

Ramp buggy is the least costomizable car :(

[narrow viper]

well its just a frame and a ramp

[hallow berry]

I mean a resistant one

I mean just armor and a spoiler

[narrow viper]

i thought you could add armor to it?

[hallow berry]

No

[olive bluff]

mariachi tornado is even less customizable

[hallow berry]

Ah really

[olive bluff]

yh

[narrow viper]

oof

[olive bluff]

it has 2 options or something

[hallow berry]

You can't even change suspension?

Woah

[olive bluff]

no

[hallow berry]

That sucks

But least costomizable vehichle has to be pegasus aircraft

Especially things like the cargobob

Which have a stupid livery

[olive bluff]

yh

[drifting umbra]

suggestions on either jdm or supercars for me to buy?

[hallow berry]

That is tan and just stays on

[drifting umbra]

I have alot of jdm so maybe the less common ones

[mint crater]

whatchu have

[gaunt portal]

(sus)ggestions

[olive bluff]

😳

[drifting umbra]

Too many to list lol, just name a bunch I'm sure I will have missed at least one

[mint crater]

emerus is fun af

[olive bluff]

he said jdm

[drifting umbra]

or super

[olive bluff]

oh

[drifting umbra]

I jsut have alot more jdm than super

[olive bluff]

get zorruso

[gaunt portal]

ayo bro the best car in the game (no cap) is 1000000% the weeny issi classic upgraded to apocolypse in the arena war workshop

[drifting umbra]

Can you remove the moustache

[amber frigate]

ya

[olive bluff]

ya

[drifting umbra]

alright cool ill check it out

lol

what was the other one

[olive bluff]

emerus

[drifting umbra]

emerus

alr

[olive bluff]

emer(sus) 😳

[drifting umbra]

please no

[olive bluff]

[drifting umbra]

do you guys have any designs that I could look at of them? Most ones on google are either stock or a complete abomination

[mint crater]

expect powerslides whenever you get on the throttle

[olive bluff]

orange livery gray car

thats mine it looks pretty good

[mint crater]

i got it as close to the senna gtr with the blue livery as i could

[drifting umbra]

I mean photos

[olive bluff]

okno

[drifting umbra]

cause I would have to buy the car to know what you mean

[olive bluff]

oh yeah

i dont got phot

[drifting umbra]

allg

any ones you do have photos of?

[ashen mulch]

emerus poop

[olive bluff]

no

[drifting umbra]

money isnt and issue btw

[ashen mulch]

#emerusinferiority

[drifting umbra]

an*

[latent axle]

Kinda

[drifting umbra]

oh its our joyful pbnj

[latent axle]

You cant but you can change it to one strip

[drifting umbra]

whats going on bro

[latent axle]

Like remove that thing in the middle

[drifting umbra]

so can you remove that ugly ass grille or no