#gta-vehicles
narrow viper
soft nimbus
On consoles what he got is correct
soft nimbus
Pc higher top speed cause of higher fps
loud oasis
There's not really any standard to speak of for PC kerb-boost top speed anyway
It's a hardware race
Get a NASA supercomputer and run it at absolute minimum settings with no FPS limit, maybe you can go to spce.
sullen obsidian
Go buy a radar gun at ammu-nation
narrow viper
That's genius
loud oasis
Airport tarmac and flat stunt track get lower top speed than Broughy's stretch of freeway, btw. (Assuming you can actually hit it on the airport that is)
narrow viper
you cant
or is there one?
So broughy's test is completely accurate, for his platform.
narrow viper
Go buy a radar gun at ammu-nation
you can?
loud oasis
In any case, there's a difference for sure, but your lack of proper methodology make those results not at all comparable to Broughy's to tell the difference in platform.
prisma tangle
You'd need a 1:1 test recreation
stuck kernel
What car?
prisma tangle
A bot test would be the most reliable way
narrow viper
You'd need a 1:1 test recreation
Yes, one on pc and one on ps4 and one on xbox and one on my new fridge
prisma tangle
narrow viper
I reckon it could take it
prisma tangle
Samsung should make a console
narrow viper
Fr easy money
prisma tangle
Yooo remember when Samsung made a car?!
narrow viper
Oh also that new TV I bought is broken so I got a free Samsung upgrade worth 70 more lul
prisma tangle
clear nova
man
gta san andreas is dope
stuck kernel
Thanks cutie
loud oasis
At least do it like Oleg where you run the car on the same stretch of road with an accurate speedo. Results still don't line up with Broughy's but at least they're somewhat comparable.
https://youtu.be/N49c848pzdQ?t=259
https://youtu.be/ztu4RHAgntg?t=34
prisma tangle
Dang, we really got the Stove Top rims from a Korean concept car
narrow viper
At least do it like Oleg where you run the car on the same stretch of road with ...
Btw, what test was done to say that the digital speedo was accurate?
narrow viper
It's like a mix of 300Z and NSX
Mclaren f1 
prisma tangle
A mod run that compared the digital speedometer to the UI speedometer similar to the one used in the Freemode challenge.
narrow viper
Isn't the freemode challenge also innacurate though
loud oasis
Btw, what test was done to say that the digital speedo was accurate?
@hazy pebble I dug up your old testing vids, care to share the methodology? 
narrow viper
prisma tangle
Not as far as I know
narrow viper
How is this arguing..?
bcos
If you think this is arguing you should see my family
amber frigate
i don't think the freemode challenge is inaccurate, rather it just takes the highest speed you reach
narrow viper
family?
amber frigate
you hit the right bump and get a good kerb boost, it will use that
narrow viper
prisma tangle
Yeah that's why I meant a similar method
amber frigate
also why you can see the oddly high speeds you reach in the social club page
prisma tangle
If not, there's one other way I could think of
Record a video of a drag run and simply measure the distance over time over a certain section of the clip
narrow viper
So what we can say so far, there is differences between platform and broughy is accurate but we don't have a proper tester for pc and cakes method can't be used as accurate bc airport
prisma tangle
also why you can see the oddly high speeds you reach in the social club page
Social club leaderboards are so fucked on Xbox rn
prisma tangle
For the new races?
narrow viper
Yez
prisma tangle
Or any race
prisma tangle
The new leaderboards are by the race trigger. They're the bottom option.
narrow viper
Ye that's what I was looking at
amber frigate
narrow viper
devaste eight has been fastest without boost, vigilantes boost is faster
prisma tangle
What wasn't working about them? Not getting any times or that the times were fucked?
amber frigate
this is broughy's top speed methodology
prisma tangle
Imagine thinking there's an A in Deveste
amber frigate
davasta aight
prisma tangle
narrow viper
its a made up word who cares
narrow viper
What wasn't working about them? Not getting any times or that the times were fuc...
It showed a single time as number 1 and it would be shit. I'd even have gotten a higher one
And that's the only one it shows
narrow viper
I'll try again bc it was near the start
narrow viper
https://broughy.com/topspeeddesc
@soft nimbus
ashen mulch
devaste eight has been fastest without boost, vigilantes boost is faster
sorry what
prisma tangle
Problem with Xbox is that it isn't saving laptimes, so I have to screenshot any leaderboard I think I get a new PB on and compare to other screenshots.
narrow viper
I can make my gran aunts old car with the asbo
prisma tangle
I could hit a 2min lap on Business End and it'll say I got a new PB
narrow viper
narrow viper
I could hit a 2min lap on Business End and it'll say I got a new PB
Oh yea that's every lap
/race
narrow viper
sorry what
for fastest cars, without cheating useing maxed out cars Deveste Eight is fastest not counting cars that can boost like the vigilante which while boosting can reach a higher top speed
prisma tangle
And did you test that yourself?
sullen obsidian
My car fast
narrow viper
for fastest cars, without cheating useing maxed out cars Deveste Eight is fastes...
I hope this a troll
ashen mulch
for fastest cars, without cheating useing maxed out cars Deveste Eight is fastes...
No...? Pariah?
Calico? Comet S2?
narrow viper
If we don't count lowering and low grips, pariah still fastest stock right?
ashen mulch
Yep
narrow viper
Yea
sullen obsidian
What car has best the gas mileage? Asking for a friend
narrow viper
Bc the new method is so broken I wanna bet there's a ton of inconsistencies in the top 3 alone
ive hit 150 on my speedos ( 3 diffrent ones) with the Deveste Eight
ashen mulch
ive hit 150 on my speedos ( 3 diffrent ones) with the Deveste Eight
the speedos suck
prisma tangle
Not the Dilletante. That was the first car to ever run out of fuel in GTAV
narrow viper
What car has best the gas mileage? Asking for a friend
Probably any of the vans
ashen mulch
the speedos are inaccurate and clunky
narrow viper
the speedos are inaccurate and clunky
Yes.
narrow viper
What car has best the gas mileage? Asking for a friend
cars dont run out of fuel in-game. or do they?
prisma tangle
Speedo Custom isn't clunky :(
sullen obsidian
cars dont run out of fuel in-game. or do they?
More sarcasm, I'm sorry
narrow viper
Watch even a little of this
sullen obsidian
G t t s
prisma tangle
What an ugly car
narrow viper
We need to hide it from the mods
sullen obsidian
Aieee I like it
narrow viper
sullen obsidian
Doggo
narrow viper
Sleepy doggo
narrow viper
prisma tangle
Awwwww
narrow viper
i mean we can pull up calico vrs Deveste Eight sometime and i can just show you lmao dont know what people base there numbers off of on charts online lmao
solar thistle
the calico is gonna outrun it 
sullen obsidian
top one could use a diff wing but still good
Thanks, might switch to a lower one. Hard to see the front splitter has the wires/tow hook going on as well.
narrow viper
uses inaccurate testing "I don't need some stupid online testing charts lmao deveste faster"
prisma tangle
Yoooo I wonder
sullen obsidian
Whatever car vin diesel drives, is fastest
narrow viper
i raced a calico yesterday and beat it lmao but ok
The vigero is indeed the fastest car in the game
ashen mulch
i mean we can pull up calico vrs Deveste Eight sometime and i can just show you ...
You are so fucking wrong its hilarious
prisma tangle
If Stance lowers your car to a certain point regardless of suspension setting, will stock suspension still be softer than competition?
narrow viper
Bc it's vins charger
plucky swan
why are we comparing the calico with the deveste eight...?
ashen mulch
Never seen a matter of "wow i tested this so it must be true!"
solar thistle
because muh top speed @plucky swan
ashen mulch
why are we comparing the calico with the deveste eight...?
this feller thinks the deveste is the quickest car ever
narrow viper
why are we comparing the calico with the deveste eight...?
This guy says it's faster than vigilante
plucky swan
the deveste or the calico?
solar thistle
also speed, lets race bro
ashen mulch
Deveste, supposedly faster than the pariah
prisma tangle
No, they said it's the fastest car that doesn't have boost
narrow viper
the deveste or the calico?
Deveste lul
prisma tangle
They know the Vig is faster but it has boost
solar thistle
isn't the d8 literally only good in stunt races because it's completely flat
ashen mulch
yep, and has a high ish top speed
solar thistle
its total ass in regular races last i checked
ashen mulch
its ok in regular races
plucky swan
deveste has the second highest top speed for a super but unlike the 811 can actually corner so it worked well for the long straights on stunts
covert swift
if u can brake boost in a pariah it'll be one of the best beating the cyclone
ashen mulch
Guys stop calling it by the gta name it's acctually called the devel 16
that reminds me, i should make devilled eggs again
prisma tangle
if u can brake boost in a pariah it'll be one of the best beating the cyclone
Brain 
narrow viper
that reminds me, i should make devilled eggs again
Da what
oh yeah it has a ridiculous top speed and corners like a bus its shit at races that are not flat and straight
ashen mulch
Google them , cocktail eggs
solar thistle
gotta love when people compare electric cars to normal ones
plucky swan
deveste still has an okay lap time, still a super
narrow viper
Google them , cocktail eggs
We probably have a different name, I think ima make some boiled eggs too acctually
plucky swan
not exactly rivaling the krieger/emerus but still
prisma tangle
No they're different eggs
narrow viper
I know they are different to boiled
ashen mulch
devilled eggs are boiled eggs in some aspects
narrow viper
They just have shit on top
solar thistle
little off topic dont you think 
ashen mulch
Mildly
sullen obsidian
Deviled eggs are π
ashen mulch
but the word deveste reminded me of devilled eggs
prisma tangle
You're just hungry
plucky swan
^
solar thistle
deveste should just be shorthand for devastation
narrow viper
Eggs are related to cars, they look like the blimp
ashen mulch
but i just had 2 english muffins
solar thistle
cuz that car is ugly
indigo hemlock
narrow viper
prisma tangle
but i just had 2 english muffins
Where's mine
ashen mulch
The Deveste does kinda resemble a pencil sharpener
amber frigate
big pencils
plucky swan
The Deveste does kinda resemble a pencil sharpener
i don't know how i didn't see this before
covert swift
not exactly rivaling the krieger/emerus but still
isn't the emerus alot better now? there's a further gap between the 2
prisma tangle
Only it has two of the same pencil size
indigo hemlock
The Deveste does kinda resemble a pencil sharpener
exhoost yus
narrow viper
At least it dosent look like the tezeract
im just sayin, ok hear me out, the way the blista compact corners ill beat anyone in a downhill twisty road
sullen obsidian
Yoooooooo
ashen mulch
Where's mine
mom had em
amber frigate
isn't the emerus alot better now? there's a further gap between the 2
no, don't think anything's changed between them
narrow viper
Pb do I go soft boiled eggs hot or hard boiled cold
plucky swan
isn't the emerus alot better now? there's a further gap between the 2
the offroad tire changes, yeah, emerus didn't take as much of a hit as krieger
narrow viper
We have our own eggs
ashen mulch
Soft is runny yes?
hazy pebble
Btw, what test was done to say that the digital speedo was accurate?
are you trolling?
plucky swan
though krieger still does better on stunt track pieces
narrow viper
Soft is runny yes?
Yes
ashen mulch
go soft
prisma tangle
im just sayin, ok hear me out, the way the blista compact corners ill beat anyon...
Except me
covert swift
the offroad tire changes, yeah, emerus didn't take as much of a hit as krieger
thought so
ashen mulch
also yes, krieger still reigns king
narrow viper
are you trolling?
... I'm just wondering?
narrow viper
That's what I said
ashen mulch
Theyre marginally more accurate than base speedos
narrow viper
Neither are completely accurate
solar thistle
the problem is that visually, they show you capping out at 180
when you can be going much, much faster than that
narrow viper
Except me
not white with the carbon hood?
shinji would be dissapointed how are you gonna deliver the tofu?
You need to use broughy method = the actual method for testing speed
prisma tangle
Everything you just said is wank
solar thistle
but not like any actual car can even reach this threshold to begin with
under normal circumstances
narrow viper
I've had this argument all morning so I ain't gonna bother
ashen mulch
yeah, speed is not locked to your car, rather your FPS
solar thistle
there are scripts that can display 'true' speed but even then, i dunno how accurate those are
ashen mulch
Its impossible to analyze how speed works in gta because its funky
narrow viper
Really the only complete accurate test is to add science
covert swift
on PC the cars tend to be quicker because of the higher frames
solar thistle
noodle code
prisma tangle
Yeah that's what I meant about the speedometer similar to the freemode challenge one
narrow viper
Yea
narrow viper
there are scripts that can display 'true' speed but even then, i dunno how accur...
thats what i use and there pretty accurate lmfao
honkboost can get you to 500 ez
Hi terra
amber frigate
using my nasa supercomputer, i can achieve warp speed
covert swift
for example the 811 is alot quicker on PC
amber frigate
hello ronan
narrow viper
using my nasa supercomputer, i can achieve warp speed
Perhaps you can travel bakc in time
prisma tangle
@amber frigate cutie 
narrow viper
To 2013
solar thistle
game physics being tied to game speed, now where have i heard that before
amber frigate
<@632144940830425088> cutie <:ShibaHeart:706076482098692097>
β€οΈ
gotta get back
back to the past
samurai jack
prisma tangle
plucky swan
to be fair, "on pc" isn't accurate, technically speeds are going to vary for everyone since we're not on the same system
my old potato, all my cars ran singificantly slower than everyone else due to 15 fps
ashen mulch
I get a good 70+ FPS which gives me a bit of an advantage
solar thistle
lmfao i play with around 40 fps and somehow still get leads in races
plucky swan
technically pc racing is pay to win
prisma tangle
No wonder I can't touch Sarch's laps, I run at half his FPS
narrow viper
I hate talking about gta speed now, Too many INCONSISTENCIES AHHHH
plucky swan
no kidding
solar thistle
gta on xbox runs more at like 20-25 fps if anything
narrow viper
If there wasn't a console cap I'd have 60 fps bc that's all my tv can run w/ps5
indigo hemlock
im just sayin, ok hear me out, the way the blista compact corners ill beat anyon...
the bodyroll bru
amber frigate
think of how fast you'll go with e&e, ronan
plucky swan
i like that broughy tests on console, that way we have consistent values to work with
hazy pebble
digitals arent accurate
p sure the man was talking about the green speedo at the bottom of my testing vids
solar thistle
can't he have consistent values to work with on pc if he just limits the fps?
prisma tangle
p sure the man was talking about the green speedo at the bottom of my testing vi...
Them made up values? 
plucky swan
i guess a better way of phrasing that is that 30 fps is a good baseline for comparison instead of something like 90
indigo hemlock
p sure the man was talking about the green speedo at the bottom of my testing vi...
where
odd bone
Yo I have about 5 mil which cars should I buy
solar thistle
i suppose so yeah
noble crypt
Is Ford came?
indigo hemlock
dis latest vid
solar thistle
so no race @plucky swan
narrow viper
Yo I have about 5 mil which cars should I buy
a bunch of Dinka Blista Compacts
prisma tangle
What Ford. The new Mustang was added, yeah.
noble crypt
Is Ford came?
@mild horizon
plucky swan
i'm on youtube eating a snack at the moment :P
prisma tangle
Longfin Jump Entrance?? π³π³
narrow viper
think of how fast you'll go with e&e, ronan
mild horizon
What? @noble crypt
solar thistle
have you been sleeping under a rock vbr
it's faster than drainage tunnel but that's it
prisma tangle
Yes πͺ
narrow viper
i like that broughy tests on console, that way we have consistent values to work...
Broughy is just a g
solar thistle
it's only used for speedrunning really
prisma tangle
Is it loud?
solar thistle
no
prisma tangle
WHAT
solar thistle
getting caught in a speedrun is a death sentence
narrow viper
My current TV is 50hz and the free samsung upgrade is 60 let's go
solar thistle
you dont land in the complex itself
you land just outside the complex near the helicopter
covert swift
ends you're speedrun
odd bone
Which is the best car from the new dlc
solar thistle
then you get in normally and do it as usual
amber frigate
calico
prisma tangle
Which is the best car from the new dlc
Warrener HKR
amber frigate
yeah, that
frozen cape
Yh
covert swift
lmao
narrow viper
Yo guys if I have 30fps rn and then e and e will have 60fps, that means I can go 320mph in s2+?!
prisma tangle
Yes
narrow viper
Omg
odd bone
Guys fr which is the best car in the game rn
plucky swan
wasn't aware there was a jump entrance either
solar thistle
wtf
narrow viper
Jump entrance where
covert swift
Guys fr which is the best car in the game rn
for what class?
solar thistle
i guess you guys dont really look into the speedrunning scene
prisma tangle
Guys fr which is the best car in the game rn
Why are you doubting me
plucky swan
not at all
narrow viper
i guess you guys dont really look into the speedrunning scene
Where
narrow viper
Guys fr which is the best car in the game rn
duke o death
prisma tangle
I wouldn't lie to you
solar thistle
near the main dock
narrow viper
Oh yea
solar thistle
there is a certain cliff you ram against with the boat to get over and inside the complex
odd bone
for what class?
Supercar
covert swift
warrener HKR best car
prisma tangle
Exactly
odd bone
So funny man
prisma tangle
Best Supercar is Krieger
prisma tangle
Emerus has shit suspension
covert swift
kreiger is easier to drive
solar thistle
it has no suspension
prisma tangle
Riding on rods
solar thistle
can't be lowered at all
prisma tangle
No I meant just how it handles bumps is ass
soft nimbus
prisma tangle
If you land a jump flat then you spin but if you land back end first you might clip
solar thistle
epic
soft nimbus
covert swift
the emerus is a meme to be honest
soft nimbus
Cake, you ever played 3on3 Freestyle?
A 3 way ?
prisma tangle
Yes
soft nimbus
Threesome
prisma tangle
2 threeways
soft nimbus
Yesnt
prisma tangle
You should. It's great, and crossplatform. Also, it's the most P2W game you'd have ever seen.
soft nimbus
prisma tangle
Not even Battlefront comes close.
loud oasis
Emerus is fine after getting used to the oversteer
solar thistle
the biggest sin to the emerus is the doors
prisma tangle
Naww I don't like the bumps
solar thistle
doesn't even open up the same way the senna does
velvet garden
π
covert swift
it literally will start flying if you take it over a bump or curb
its not nice to drive
prisma tangle
Stop agreeing with me, develop your own opinion smh π
covert swift
but my opinion is the same??...
solar thistle
ignore vbr being an idiot
prisma tangle
I need to redo my S80RR because I made it look like the Jaguar and I hate it
prisma tangle
ignore vbr being an idiot <:LULW:652518001962385437>
If you ignored me being an idiot I wouldn't get spoken to
covert swift
I still would drive the emerus over the s80rr but its not fun sometimes
solar thistle
id say drive whatever you like but alas, meta
prisma tangle
Yeee
plucky swan
s80 got hit hard by the offroad change
solar thistle
if we could just do engine swaps.............
covert swift
lmaoo
prisma tangle
If there's Kriegers in a stunt race then you ain't gonna want some lower end car
covert swift
put any engine in the brioso
prisma tangle
s80 got hit hard by the offroad change
S80 has a special tyre compound stock anyway, which I honestly think performs better
prisma tangle
put any engine in the brioso
The Brioso engine swap does affect the weight balance of the car.
plucky swan
the flag just removes the ability for tire tread to affect it at all, basically disables the tires can clip attribute
prisma tangle
Ohh that's it?
plucky swan
to my understanding, yeah
prisma tangle
How the fuck it drive if there's no contact patch smh
Fuckin hovercar at that point
covert swift
The Brioso engine swap does affect the weight balance of the car.
true
prisma tangle
Can't get any more power out of it though afaik
Rollcages and bed cages do the same too
tame nacelle
solar thistle
gta v vehicles iceberg, how deep does it go?
prisma tangle
I don't know if bumpers and splitters have downforce values but wings do
prisma tangle
<:peepoWave:663813595443757067>
narrow viper
To sum up this whole discussion:
If you can't drive a brioso you're a pussy
narrow viper
<:peepoWave:663813595443757067>
Hi bytes
prisma tangle
...what?
solar thistle
what if i just dont like the brioso and therefore dont want to drive it ronan
narrow viper
Wow
soft nimbus
THIS GAM IS FREE ON EPIC GAMES FOR UR INFO
narrow viper
That's just disrespectful
prisma tangle
You're still capable of driving a Brioso so I think you're fine
soft nimbus
forest jewel
Ey @soft nimbus xd
narrow viper
Whoever gets the fastest raton canyon rally time in the brioso is the king
prisma tangle
I know all the roads by Raton. I lived up there at one point.
soft nimbus
i love that race..many hate it....nice 100 checkpoint race
prisma tangle
Only problem is my Brioso isn't a race build
narrow viper
I bet you've never lived on chiliad though
prisma tangle
Is there any business or property on Chiliad?
narrow viper
I built my CEO office on the top of chiliad
prisma tangle
narrow viper
Had to get planning permission
solar thistle
paleto bay arcade/facility/document forgery..
prisma tangle
Bet your associate rides the cable car to and from work daily
narrow viper
paleto bay arcade/facility/document forgery..
On chiliad
solar thistle
it's the closest to chiliad
narrow viper
solar thistle
document forgery is like right at the base of the mountain itself
so you could say.. its on it
narrow viper
Yea but I'm the only one with a business on chiliad
prisma tangle
Yeee like the Raton Canyon bunker being on top of the canyon
solar thistle
i was pretty hyped for the tour jacket they were releasing but
it's so low quality..
narrow viper
If you buy 10 megalodon shark cards within 2 days you get to build your business wherever you want
prisma tangle
meager rivet
Anyone know how to get modded vehicles or duplicate cars
narrow viper
Yea sure
tame nacelle
Anyone know how to get modded vehicles or duplicate cars
modded vehicles play on pc
narrow viper
Just dm someone called modmail and ask them
narrow viper
Anyone know how to get modded vehicles or duplicate cars
not on xbox and dont ask here lmfao
clear nova
Anyone know how to get modded vehicles or duplicate cars
you uninstall your game 
then reinstall it
and bam all the modded cars you can dream of
dont ask how it works :)
meager rivet
I may be stupid but im not that stupid π
clear nova
not this again
clear nova
you're not that guy
tame nacelle
prisma tangle
narrow viper
Sheesh
tame nacelle
magazine cover designed by @sullen obsidian
sullen obsidian
prisma tangle
Chick lookin like she from IMVU
clear nova
4/10
doesnt look incredibly shit
tame nacelle
gritty python
prisma tangle
@tame nacelle
tame nacelle
LMAO
clear nova
graphic design is my passion
narrow viper
Editing is my life
prisma tangle
Sheeeeeeeeee
gritty python
prisma tangle
Spy the Panto in the back
narrow viper
If I didn't have editing I wouldn't have back room membership for vanilla unicorn
prisma tangle
Wait that's not a Panto
drifting ember
Anyone here who still plays gta 5??!!
narrow viper
Nah
prisma tangle
No, we quit a long time ago
narrow viper
I play sarpbc
prisma tangle
We only talk about GTA2 cars here
drifting ember
Same here guys
narrow viper
Anyone here who still plays gta 5??!!
no, we just sit in here and talk about it for no reason
elfin parrot
wtf is gta 5
drifting ember
People who still play gta 5 are clowns
drifting ember
How did I forget what the S in SARPBC stood for
Shut the fuck up
clear nova
People who still play gta 5 are clowns
but why are you here?
in the gta5 discord
prisma tangle
That's 4 letters dumdum
narrow viper
Supersonic acrobat rocket powered battle cars
prisma tangle
Yeyee
clear nova
if you dont like it thats fine
narrow viper
Old rocket league
clear nova
doesnt mean you should shit on others for games they like
drifting ember
I got bored
clear nova
ok cool
midnight cedar
fr get outta here
drifting ember
I just gave my opinion u sob
prisma tangle
TAMPAX
midnight cedar
flamin hot
midnight cedar
different breads
clear nova
"i just gave my opinion" insulting others β opinion
midnight cedar
iβm inbred
prisma tangle
You a sandwich filling
true silo
different breads
Did someone say bread
narrow viper
Hey guys check out my new car (I used the gta time machine on top of chiliad building house)
midnight cedar
i hold the sandwich together
prisma tangle
That's outbread
narrow viper
It has one horsepower
clear nova
You a sandwich filling
you burnt slice of bacon
prisma tangle
Progen GP1
sullen obsidian
Hey guys check out my new car (I used the gta time machine on top of chiliad bui...
Did you switch to titanium horseshoes yet?
gritty python
Tim likes to lurk around
midnight cedar
an average horse has 14.9 HP at peak physical health
narrow viper
Did you switch to titanium horseshoes yet?
Yessir I got moonshine nos in the back
midnight cedar
therefore youβre wrong.
clear nova
if 1 horse produces 14.9 hp then wtf does 1 hp mean
stuck kernel
Progen GP1
Where can I find some design ideas for it?
midnight cedar
broken
narrow viper
therefore youβre wrong.
This isn't an everage horse you fool. This is a mustang
sullen obsidian
Yessir I got moonshine nos in the back
Nice, that thing must have a whole 1 horsepower
I'll show myself out
regal patrol
if 1 horse produces 14.9 hp then wtf does 1 hp mean <:KEKW:730356155074871407>
It was the way they measured out horsepower
shy iron
Need a Modded Sultan Rs for Ps4
narrow viper
Nice, that thing must have a whole 1 horsepower
I'll show myself out
Sir you just reused my joke
true silo
Tim likes to lurk around
Cause I come here when I take a rest 
midnight cedar
i said an average horse, wasnβt talking about your shit stain
gritty python
if 1 horse produces 14.9 hp then wtf does 1 hp mean <:KEKW:730356155074871407>
Turbo charging the horse
prisma tangle
Where can I find some design ideas for it?
Reddit, Pinterest, Google
sullen obsidian
Sir you just reused my joke
Impossible, its too original
narrow viper
i said an average horse, wasnβt talking about your shit stain
Where's your horse dick wad?
clear nova
Need a Modded Sultan Rs for Ps4
we need you to get out
true silo
TIM STOP LURKING AND SAY HELLO
Make me stop 
indigo hemlock
narrow viper
Impossible, its too original
No one thought of it before me
midnight cedar
fun fact if you give a sea gull alka selzter itβll go boom
narrow viper
Lol
prisma tangle
Imagine spelling Seltzer wrong
gritty python
true silo
<a:hmmwtf:868465352206598194>
And you too hello
midnight cedar
i fed a hamster a tums and it shit itβs guts out lol
indigo hemlock
hello tim
gritty python
Gim
midnight cedar
gim
indigo hemlock
well
narrow viper
Fun fact: if you feed your duck diesel it will shoot projectile diarrhoea.
Proof: my backyard
prisma tangle
#sciencec hannel
indigo hemlock
gim also works out
regal patrol
Fun fact: if you feed your duck diesel it will shoot projectile diarrhoea.
Proof...
What went wrong for that to actually happen
narrow viper
What went wrong for that to actually happen
No idea
narrow viper
Fun fact: if you feed your duck diesel it will shoot projectile diarrhoea.
Proof...
show us the proof then
midnight cedar
fun fact: 50% gasoline, 25% diesel, 25% kerosene mixed with styrofoam = napalm
narrow viper
show us the proof then
It keeps getting auto blocked by discord
tame nacelle
mr k shoulda never updated their shit. so many people using submarine bullet impacts
narrow viper
prisma tangle
Fender hides the livery lmao
narrow viper
prisma tangle
No Peter, I will not be becalmed
gritty python
narrow viper
Do what you're told Joseph
true silo
prisma tangle
Joseph? Her name's Judith
gritty python
<a:peepoEatpopcorn:755852558328791040>
narrow viper
I have no fucking idea what you're talking about
prisma tangle
Come Fly With Me
prisma tangle
For sure
true silo
<a:aPES_FatEat:625255082405134336>
Nah itβs my fist time me eating popcorn today
prisma tangle
"Da pussywagon has arrived"
narrow viper
Have you ever watched justin time
sullen obsidian
New WANG
prisma tangle
Yeah I have 
narrow viper
prisma tangle
I'm the oldest of 15 in my family generation
sullen obsidian
prisma tangle
- so of course I have
sullen obsidian
A devestating blow
narrow viper
No way he comes back from this Jeff
sullen obsidian
Hit them with a laughing crying emoji to finish the job
narrow viper
I'm Martin Tyler and this is Alan Smith
prisma tangle
Naw I can't. I was tryna find the "astounding move" gif but it failed me
clear silo
What car should I buy
prisma tangle
Zion Classic
prisma tangle
https://tenor.com/view/outstanding-move-chess-gif-13401529
Feck
tame nacelle
Zion Classic
xqc mobile
prisma tangle
What
narrow viper
XQCL
tame nacelle
tame nacelle
sullen obsidian
Mullet or nothing
Everyone tries to make their characters look like fashion models instead of criminals. Buncha rectangle head cool guys running around
true silo
Hair sucks
soft nimbus
@sullen obsidian I have seen ur barbaric character
lavish fulcrum
what fun vehicle no warehouse
prisma tangle
My RDR2 character looks like he belongs in a jail cell lol
true silo
Does this count?
regal patrol
thin crypt
Gn everyone
regal patrol
Daily V-STR Appreciation post
solar thistle
8 player street race and i get a 40 second advantage on everyone
prisma tangle
Pog
solar thistle
tame nacelle
ez money
prisma tangle
HAHAHHAHAAHA
@soft nimbus full lobby, Beachfront Runner, 2x cash and rep means..... $12k for one race win
I didn't even need to get my own screenshott
solar thistle
guess i didnt need the calico for that race
narrow viper
p o o p
solar thistle
it wasn't with my best driving honestly
i gimped the first shortcut by slowing down too much
prisma tangle
It's better than hitting it too fast
What's the WR time?
A legit one, not the broken ones
tidal gate
prisma tangle
Yooo a VNL fan
narrow viper
m a s t e r
y e s
plucky swan
cant believe we never got a trucking dlc
seems rather obvious given how they structured a lot of the missions
yet they never went for it
plucky swan
besides the MOC, no
cloud falcon
Oh damn
plucky swan
oh right, almost forgot about the popped tires wedge
hallow berry
tame nacelle
truck driving simulator gta dlc
hallow berry
I love the cargobob
latent axle
Imagine buying trailers with machine guns and grenade launchers
hallow berry
This is my proudest cargobob moment
plucky swan
i really dont get how we don't have a trucking dlc, such a missed oppurtunity
tame nacelle
so glad i stopped playing gta just to afk in back4blood because it wont let me take over the bot
plucky swan
semis are as neglected as boats in this game
to be fair, all large land vehicles are
hallow berry
Ok it wasn't loading now does it?
This guy was an asshole btw, that's why it gave his MK2 a bath
latent axle
Yeah now it works
hallow berry
He's the yellow dude on the minimap
tame nacelle
hehehehehe
latent axle
I need to buy cargobob
latent axle
It shouldnt be that expensive
hallow berry
Longer hook and better costomizing
Worth every penny
Takes a bit of practice to pick up things well tough
Though*
But with enough training I hope to one day snatch a moving car
soft nimbus
The shakacho drag bike's brakes are tighter than a girls panties
plucky swan
jetsam having a longer hook is an old myth, they're both identical in that regard
certain mission cargobobs have longer hooks and increased engine power, and they're usually jetsam livery so i believe that's where the myth originated
tame nacelle
βοΈ things cake has said that make no sense
soft nimbus
@tame nacelle it has great brakes
hallow berry
jetsam having a longer hook is an old myth, they're both identical in that regar...
Actually I have compared them
plucky swan
only difference between the the two buyable cargobobs is that the jetsam has a quieter engine sound, for some reason
hallow berry
I've used both extensivly
sick void
The shakacho drag bike's brakes are tighter than a girls panties<:hmmm:863471074...
You will remain single for the rest of your life with this catch up phrase
tame nacelle
LMAO
hallow berry
The jetsam is visibly longer lmao
plucky swan
show a screenshot then
sick void
plucky swan
because that's not what i've seen
soft nimbus
LUCKY WHEELS NEEDS THE LSCM REP REWARD
hallow berry
Difference is slight but very noticable in practice
Also idk why the second screenshot is in a editor lmao
sick void
LUCKY WHEELS NEEDS THE LSCM REP REWARD
True
hallow berry
Which looks best?
hallow berry
Yea
sick void
Don't know look all same to me
latent axle
The second one
narrow viper
Which one should i use
hallow berry
Hard decision
solar thistle
19 second lead with the euros
hallow berry
Hmmm
latent axle
Which one should i use
Faggio i think
hallow berry
Faggio?
narrow viper
Ok
sick void
Which one should i use
Faggio ofc
latent axle
But im not sure
clear nova
use the faggio
latent axle
Faggio is also a good vehicle
hallow berry
Faggio is a bit op, some upstanding guy might hunt you
latent axle
But faggio is faster i think
clear nova
not that faggio
use the faggio
narrow viper
Which faggio tho
hallow berry
And infamously op vehichle
latent axle
Which faggio tho
The pink one
narrow viper
ok
clear nova
yeah use the pink faggio
sick void
I heard MK2 owner are afraid of faggio owner
hallow berry
The devil shivers at the thought of a faggio griefer
sick void
stuck kernel
Anyone have any rt3000 designs?
tame nacelle
Anyone have any rt3000 designs?
look through @narrow viper's image posts
soft nimbus
Anyone have any rt3000 designs?
tame nacelle
narrow viper
any cheap cars under $500,000 with good looking upgrades?
steel herald
any cheap cars under $500,000 with good looking upgrades?
Idk how much the elegy rh8 is but I got it for free and I think its got alr customisation
narrow viper
i already have it with the bnnys upgrade
steel herald
Fair
tame nacelle
<:peepoSadSip:585628416242614303>
wrong wheels kek
hallow berry
Huh
tame nacelle
matchbox car
hallow berry
Good point
plucky swan
hook is the same
lean fable
best vehicles overall?'
cyan rapids
I just bought the alkonost
hallow berry
best vehicles overall?'
Pyro
plucky swan
both can be resprayed, i do prefer the jetspam livery though
cyan rapids
I need a new hangar
hallow berry
both can be resprayed, i do prefer the jetspam livery though
I'm aware
Just no permanent camo livery
lean fable
the airplane
hallow berry
Yes
hallow berry
Best vehicle for me
Destroys everything that flies
In the hands of a good pilot of course
lean fable
ohh
hallow berry
Another great vehicle is the hydra
Creates a huge ray of pure destruction
The closest thing you can get to the hand of god
naive juniper
Anyone wanna trade cars??
latent axle
No
simple gorgeBOT
Anyone wanna trade cars??
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lean fable
so the hydra is the best?
lean fable
ohh
hallow berry
No countermeasures
steel herald
Has any1 got any pics of the porsche coming out?
hallow berry
And not to manueverable
narrow viper
what porsche?
soft nimbus
Cayman
steel herald
There's a second one coming out
plucky swan
Has any1 got any pics of the porsche coming out?
https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Growler
pics from every angle in the gallery
steel herald
Ty
tame nacelle
rockstar is selling people the same car 10000 times
tame nacelle
plucky swan
i'm going to get murdered for this but the growler and s2 look almost the same to me
tame nacelle
they do
plucky swan
not sure why they decided to do two porsches
soft nimbus
@plucky swan there real life ones do that's t
plush flicker
Should i buy jester rr or calico gtf or dominator rsp?
steel herald
Front does
plucky swan
all porsches look the same
lean fable
i got 2.5 mil tho
plucky swan
don't @ me
plucky swan
Should i buy jester rr or calico gtf or dominator rsp?
calico if you intend to win races, asp because mustang > all
plucky swan
i can't look at the alkonost without being annoyed
plush flicker
Can the jester win races or not?@plucky swan
hallow berry
Why
plucky swan
still have yet to buy one
soft nimbus
LOOOK AT THIS DUD...DOING MISION IN GO KART
plucky swan
Can the jester win races or not?<@179091809111113728>
technically any car can win a race, but the calico is generally better
jester rr isn't too bad though, iirc 2nd in tuners so right behind calico
hallow berry
i can't look at the alkonost without being annoyed
Do you not like it?
plucky swan
Why
i was so hyped when i saw that thing in the cayo perico trailer art and then it ended up not getting the wings animated
sick void
i got 2.5 mil tho
Buy a sub
hallow berry
That's bullshit
plucky swan
cars can have all the active spoilers they want but aircraft don't get their variable sweep wings 
sick void
LOOOK AT THIS DUD...DOING MISION IN GO KART
Don't copy my livery
hallow berry
cars can have all the active spoilers they want but aircraft don't get their var...
Oh yeah it could be like the flip up spoilers where they swing back when you hit a certain speed
stuck kernel
What cars this
plucky swan
large planes are always underpowered in this game, didnt expect much different here
sick void
What cars this
Spectre custom. A Benny vehcile
hallow berry
Though it's underwhelming
plucky swan
i just wanted my wings man, rockstar why u do dis
stuck kernel
Spectre custom. A Benny vehcile
Cheers cutie
sick void
hallow berry
large planes are always underpowered in this game, didnt expect much different h...
Well why would they be any different? In real life they are fodder for smaller planes
Bombers have escorts for a reason
They get their asses KICKED
Though we could have larger Bombs and more duravility
Durability*
plucky swan
this game isn't comparable to real life at all
the large aircraft in this game have the same bombs as small, fast, agile craft and are EXTREMELY slow, and generally have less armor and weapons than said agile craft...
alkonost isnt quite as slow as some others but still
plucky swan
they already exist, volatol in the doomsday heist gets high blast radius on its bombs and a 10 volley carpet bomb
hallow berry
More planes, more bombs
plucky swan
but for whatever reason that's too op for freemode
soft nimbus
hallow berry
I mean like a small amount of HUGE bombs
plucky swan
yet the orbital cannon from the very same update was totally fine
hallow berry
Bombs are already a pain to aim
So huge bombs wouldn't be too much of an issue
Also they are easy to shoot down
plush flicker
@plucky swan Couldnt make a decision so ima buy bothππ
hallow berry
Though a stealthy b-2 dropping a car sized bomb on you could make them viable
plucky swan
hey all the cars in this update have great customization so
narrow viper
look through <@456226577798135808>'s image posts
plucky swan
well, mostly
narrow viper
(nh)
narrow viper
plucky swan
Though a stealthy b-2 dropping a car sized bomb on you could make them viable
more than anything they need armor, their fragility makes no sense
graceful mist
Can someone pls give me some modded cars I can give you a cayo after
hallow berry
more than anything they need armor, their fragility makes no sense
Yes definitely
It's like war thunder, it's bullshit
Also proper bomb sights would be awsome
hallow berry
But we need Beeg bombs for the strategic bombers
steel herald
We need a tsar bomb to blow up the map
plucky swan
lets not get another orbital cannon
hallow berry
We just need bombs that are not shit
tame nacelle
glendale kinda sick https://streamable.com/jkfz15
soft nimbus
WELP
hallow berry
It's not like the orbital Cannon, you can't lock on bombs, and also they are hard to aim
plucky swan
current bombs work fine for small planes, they're quite fun to use and surprisingly effective
they're just horribly suited to large craft, i don't know why they copy pasted
hallow berry
Yea
narrow viper
steel herald
What rims are they?
steel herald
Thx
plucky swan
lol
quaint talon
Guys what's the best motorcycle for you?
hallow berry
Oppressor mk1
plucky swan
i love the hakachou drag
hallow berry
Don't got one tho
plucky swan
mk1 is great but i wouldnt really define it as a motorcycle lol
hallow berry
It has wheels tho
It's not like the MK2 where it's a vaugly motorcycle like aircraft, it's literally just a motercycle with wings and a booster
Which just looks super fun
long oriole
""""Undercover"""" MOC
Okay, that is cool. haha
long oriole
It's not like the MK2 where it's a vaugly motorcycle like aircraft, it's literal...
Mk1 is fun, mk2 is for grinding or if someone greifs you / you want to greif
long oriole
Just a normal trucker, don't mind me
hahah
hallow berry
I don't use the MK2 religiously
Like I hate one thing that can do everything, the thought of it is just game design nightmare
plucky swan
mk1 is still faster than the mk2, and mid-long distance aircraft are better than both
long oriole
Like I hate one thing that can do everything, the thought of it is just game des...
Yeah
hallow berry
The best part about the mk1 is it's missiles are shit so it was not a hassle to shoot down with other aircraft
narrow viper
how od i get photos that i saved to gallery on my phone?
hallow berry
Xbox app
narrow viper
my in-game phone...
hallow berry
Oh
long oriole
I like the mk2 because it's great for grinding aswell as getting revenge to people who blow up your goods that you are trying to sell. I grinded to 500k in goods, mf made me lose 300k
hallow berry
Idk
narrow viper
if i take a photo on it and press A it says save to gallery, how do i get it
long oriole
my in-game phone...
Idk about that tbh
hallow berry
I feel the MK2 is just dishonorable
sour drift
hi
plucky swan
ugh
i'll never understand how rockstar managed to come up with the worst possible matchmaking system to ever exist
everytime i try to race i regret it
hallow berry
I'll never understand how rockstar thought the MK2 was a good addition
It shouldn't have missiles
plucky swan
i'll never understand how rockstar thought 75% of this game was a good idea
hallow berry
It would be ok if you could only use driveby
plucky swan
i like ghillie's proposed changes for it
but it's never getting changed, this game will die with the mk2 as it is now
hallow berry
I'd rockstar actually nerfs it that would be awesome
It shouldn't have missiles or countermeasures period
Just no
Though oppressor users barely ever use countermeasures lmao
Cuz opp users are dum dum
tame nacelle
coulda won $100 easy from this photo competition because 90% of the people don't know what "minimalism" is
vague jay
Anyone wanna trade cars?
simple gorgeBOT
Anyone wanna trade cars?
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quaint talon
mk1 is great but i wouldnt really define it as a motorcycle lol
exactly
i want an actual motorcycle
deep tartan
Does a roll cage actually do anything? Other than presumably move the center of mass up
plucky swan
it's purely cosmetic
deep tartan
Not even a weight effect?
plucky swan
no effect on handling
deep tartan
Weird
open skiff
Car meet?
plucky swan
!lfg @open skiff other
simple gorgeBOT
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narrow viper
My friend drifting
vague jay
Where do I go to trade cars?
narrow viper
Nowhere
vague jay
Wdym no where?
carmine plinth
we dont do that here
solar thistle
i need to paint all of these but i still can't figure out what i need to make the futo gtx @sullen obsidian
like i can't think of any colors that look good on it
narrow viper
i need to paint all of these but i still can't figure out what i need to make th...
Also lots of different darker blues
And irl silver
solar thistle
the remus is gonna be purple
penumbra ff is gonna be dark red
euros is gonna be dark blue
kanjo is gonna be some kind of green
plucky swan
apparently other people in non contact can knock obstacles into you...
plucky swan
someone hit a pole and it flew under my car and sent me flying
solar thistle
i also hit some trash bags and got lodged into a wall 
solar thistle
my issue is how the lower sides get painted black
narrow viper
Yea
solar thistle
always hated that
but i dont want to do another blue
i already have the Jester RR in blue and the euros is gonna be blue
narrow viper
Ping me when done as always 
solar thistle
dont want to have more than 2 cars that are blue
a predicament
i suppose i could do red with it instead
narrow viper
Thjs on is sick
Booter
Fuck intial D
I prefer the blue one but i like this one aswell
how do i install hydraulics on a car? is it only on certain cars? which cars?
true silo
βFuck animeβ
narrow viper
Transit van dorift