gta-vehicles

[narrow viper]

In the movie

[craggy stream]

Huh? Sorry I was asleep

What did I miss?

[prisma tangle]

AAAAA

Spency whyyy

That hurts me

[indigo hemlock]

[prisma tangle]

You know VWs are precious to me

[narrow viper]

There goes an alloy to waste

[craggy stream]

VW quality

[prisma tangle]

Das auto

[warped zinc]

modders are at it again

[prisma tangle]

Yoooooooo

Hot

[tame nacelle]

trash crop but worksworks

[prisma tangle]

Lawnmower wheels on a wagon

4 doubles lol

[narrow viper]

Haha bus go fire

[prisma tangle]

Blame Porsche

Wait no

Porsche didn't make the Flat 6s

[craggy stream]

Stoopid

[prisma tangle]

VW made them and gave them to Porsche not vice versa

[narrow viper]

Oh so now they aren't so precious to you, you snake

[prisma tangle]

Hey

They are

That kills me

[narrow viper]

Solid Snake more like flacid snake

[prisma tangle]

I wanna travel in a VW van

Awkward Semi Snake

[craggy stream]

No

[narrow viper]

So its half solid half flacid

[indigo hemlock]

FUCK YEAH

[prisma tangle]

Niceee

[narrow viper]

What are we even talking about

[prisma tangle]

Congrats

[prisma tangle]

Metal Gear Solid ofc

Not dicks

[indigo hemlock]

i can prolly make a vid about it

[craggy stream]

Super Bugger in GTA when?

Weevil Custom

[narrow viper]

Dicks, the thing that docks into the harbor of a gender begining with F, or the same as a parody of the fiat 500 in GTA

[craggy stream]

smaller

[narrow viper]

Wow, what a nice looking beetle

[indigo hemlock]

i go session hunting nw

[upper tundra]

"SuperBugger"

[prisma tangle]

Yoooo that's sexy

[prisma tangle]

Begging

[narrow viper]

Wait

[prisma tangle]

Hahahaha

You must know some thirsty femmes amirite

[narrow viper]

No not quite

Im not an Arab prince yet

[prisma tangle]

You don't have to be an Arab prince

I'm not

[narrow viper]

Then youre gonna need a johnny the size of burj khalifa If you want quite a headstart

[prisma tangle]

What's Burj Khalifa

[narrow viper]

The tallest building in the world ?

[prisma tangle]

Ohhhh

Wouldn't you like to know

[narrow viper]

No not quite, im not gay

[prisma tangle]

Anyway

If we have the Ford Edge

[ashen mulch]

But I Am

[prisma tangle]

Why don't we have the Ford Flex

[ashen mulch]

[prisma tangle]

So you're interested in the size of Johnny?

[ashen mulch]

whos jonny

[prisma tangle]

It's slang for the mansnake

[ashen mulch]

ah\

[prisma tangle]

This when

And if anyone tries telling me that they're UK only

That Flex is literally from a dealer in Maryland

[upper tundra]

Never

[prisma tangle]

Honestly bar the grill I think it's one of the best looking SUVs in the world

Mhmmm

[ashen mulch]

fat landrover

[prisma tangle]

Landrovers are shit though

They're Indian now

So they're basically Suzuki

I think it's more like a miniature Lincoln's Navigator

Not the older LRs

The newer ones are doodoo

Tata owns them iirc

Same with Jag

Did America get any early landrovers?

[ashen mulch]

dont diss suzuki

[prisma tangle]

Yeah that's fine

But I meant the Jimny

New one is doodoo too, which is why I made that comparison

If you want a good offroader nowadays you get a Can-am or pickup

"offroader" nowadays is a slightly higher SUV with all the tech from old offroaders

[ashen mulch]

I dig the older jimny

[prisma tangle]

100%

It's an angel

[prisma tangle]

This is all the new Jimny is

Don't get me wrong

[oblique pasture]

wow

[prisma tangle]

I love the design of the Renegade

[oblique pasture]

yes

me to

[prisma tangle]

But it doesn't really fit in to any car category except microSUV

[oblique pasture]

yes l think

[gritty python]

Matt Watson's fav car

[oblique pasture]

hahahhaha

really haha

[true silo]

[oblique pasture]

[true silo]

wait, the guy from carwow huh?

His fav car is that one?

[oblique pasture]

i think

[true silo]

Bruhh

[gritty python]

Or gr yaris

[oblique pasture]

[prisma tangle]

I mean the GR Yaris is sexy

Toyota did a good job with it

[nocturne hornet]

I dig this

[narrow viper]

apocalypse or nightmare deathbike? which should i get

[true silo]

Future shock

[bitter tapir]

Bruv

[ashen mulch]

apoc

nightmare is poopoo

but future shock is good too

[narrow viper]

i’ve heard it makes it slower

[true silo]

The back wheel glitch huh

[ashen mulch]

thatsa load of crap

[true silo]

It does

[ashen mulch]

wat

how

[true silo]

Using thinner rims as the back rims makes your bike faster when you wheelie

[narrow viper]

yeah it’s a “glitch”

so i’ll probably just go with apoc

[prisma tangle]

Thinner rims?

You mean tyres?

[true silo]

Yea

[soft nimbus]

best way to go to cayo

[narrow viper]

fly?

preposterous

[torn prairie]

I’ve done this way faster than flying

[mortal needle]

any one knows what car is this?

[torn prairie]

Clearly a fagio

[summer jasper]

its the peel p50

[mortal needle]

in what website can i find it?

[torn prairie]

Warstock

[mortal needle]

thnx

[torn prairie]

Or sanadreas super auto

I just got the bennys Bugatti

[tender pilot]

what is the best looking offroad car in ur opinion?

[sharp elbow]

Karin everon southern san andreas for 1.4 million

[tender pilot]

bruh

best car ever

[narrow viper]

Hello

[tender pilot]

hi

[ashen mulch]

while I watch neon genesis

[sullen obsidian]

Noice color

[tame nacelle]

[tame nacelle]

time to make the midnight purple skyline

surely this is a completely original idea and no one else has done this before !

[summer jasper]

[narrow viper]

[prisma tangle]

Neon Genesis is shit at the start, I couldn't get into it

[ashen mulch]

Just trippy

[prisma tangle]

What you're trippy enough to endure it or the start is trippy lmao

[tame nacelle]

not enjoying the wing

[ashen mulch]

Both

[prisma tangle]

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah idk

Ahahaha

[ashen mulch]

I contemplated asking my aunt for an edible then watching it but eh

[prisma tangle]

Stoners are gay

[ashen mulch]

true

because I am gay

[prisma tangle]

I'm honestly so bored of GTA

I want the cars but I don't want to do Cayo another 40 times

[narrow viper]

Anyone on PS have an APC with Missiles on.

Dm me

[ashen mulch]

no

[narrow viper]

Someone must have.

[ashen mulch]

!lfg @narrow viper

[simple gorge]

@narrow viper, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-xb｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #xb1｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #xb1｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-xb｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #xb1｜other-lfg

Requested by: @ashen mulch

[narrow viper]

But I don't have xbox.

I have ps4

But the autorole thing broke

And when I rejoin it Auto assigns.

I can't even message stupid mod mail so they can change it

[summer jasper]

isnt it acceleration>speed tho ?

[prisma tangle]

Err not always

[tame nacelle]

color so nice

[prisma tangle]

Most Stunt Races favour cars with higher top speeds, but a car with all speed and no turning is useless on others

I literally had that same colourway and was shit on for it lol

Now I have this tho

[tame nacelle]

nahhh anyone who shits on midnight purple skylines are insane

i love grey though
so classic

[prisma tangle]

Mine had the midnight purple pearl tho

[tame nacelle]

this is a crew color

my b

[prisma tangle]

Ahh fairs

Then I swapped it for greeeeeeeen

Well

Teal

Honestly I love time attack cars

[tame nacelle]

made this years ago
seemed cool at the time

[olive bluff]

it is

[narrow viper]

no

[olive bluff]

yes

[prisma tangle]

RX7

[narrow viper]

because of a livery

no

its a viper

look at the car

not the liveries

the shape of the car looks NOTHING like an RX7

[prisma tangle]

RX7

Now

Stop complaining

[tame nacelle]

misses the joke

nice rx7 btw @prisma tangle

thanku for sharing

[prisma tangle]

Thanks Bytes

[dry roost]

Noice RX7 I have one too

[prisma tangle]

They're so common now, why are people still asking for it to be added to GTAV

Do they mean Story Mode??

[dry roost]

I guess so

[raven bobcat]

they also have a nfsmw m3 gtr vinyl on obey 8f drafter

[river gorge]

Nice Pontiac Firebird

[prisma tangle]

[raven bobcat]

and obey is based on audi irl

[river gorge]

sir is that an evo

[raven bobcat]

u cant just say 'that' car is based on 'that' car just becuz they have the vinyl

[raven bobcat]

yes

[narrow viper]

No its a fucking Dodge Neon

[river gorge]

sir we gonna have some problems here

[raven bobcat]

oh no no no no no

[soft nimbus]

Banshee is a Rx7

[river gorge]

Banshee is Japanese

[soft nimbus]

[solar tapir]

anyone got an upgraded hotring saber?

[river gorge]

They're fast if that's what you're asking

[solar tapir]

no

im tryna dupe one cuz im too low level to upgrade them

[tame nacelle]

LOL

[narrow viper]

Bro you suck ass If youre going on that road at such a low level you aren't even able to upgrade them

[river gorge]

Honestly

[narrow viper]

Do missions level up

[tame nacelle]

@dry roost https://streamable.com/pps42i

[river gorge]

You can even risk getting banned for duping(on xbox anyways, don't know about PS4). But you'd rather risk your account over upgrades that you could earn?

@solar tapir

[narrow viper]

He did the CMM challange by looking at his roles, boy he got quite an account to lose If he starts dupping and R* catches him

[river gorge]

Too low level to upgrade but did CMM?

[tame nacelle]

LUL

blew it all on strippers and blackjack

[river gorge]

Mf RP grinding would be cake for him

[dry roost]

[narrow viper]

Anyone know any car meet discord’s

[tame nacelle]

• narcos theme intensifies *

[simple gorge]

@narrow viper, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @dry roost

[dry roost]

Oh wait

[tame nacelle]

tried to slam my zr380 and destroyed it lmao

[soft nimbus]

[pliant berry]

thats hot

wish i can block gerald

[stark lagoon]

do we have a c7 corvette ?

[dry roost]

[dry roost]

Good question

[pure salmon]

The Invetero Coquette.

Closest thing to the C7.

Terribly outdated though. It's an OG car.

[ashen mulch]

we need a C4

[pure salmon]

First we need a C3.

We got a C1, C2, C5 in IV, C7 and C8.

[chrome lynx]

We just need a gm update tbh

[stark lagoon]

we just need a update tbh

[turbid mica]

how do you get the nightshark for free

my friend sed that is was posible to get it for free

[stuck reef]

I guess he got it for free from the casino podium

[narrow viper]

Weeny issi keep or chuck?

[prisma thicket]

keep

[queen wagon]

ye

[queen wagon]

when she says shes home alone

[tame nacelle]

repost

use the futo starting out because its best at slow speed gta drifts

then remember to never call it drifting because there will always be someone in here that'll come online just to roast you and say its powersliding

[queen wagon]

yea futo is best

for drifting

[tame nacelle]

not enough power
900r is top tier

zr380 too probably but im not sure

[queen wagon]

i love i have one

its my fav

900r

love

[prisma thicket]

bruh what the

mf really put every single mod on there

[stark zealot]

i have a skyline

[queen wagon]

ooh

me to

[prisma thicket]

thats nice

[tame nacelle]

really hope i didnt change the color because i forgot the hex code for that

[prisma thicket]

pain

[queen wagon]

sed

[tame nacelle]

this is what it looked like before

plays nfsu once

[queen wagon]

bennys cars are best

[queen wagon]

nice

[tame nacelle]

spindles underrated

[dry roost]

They don't have those wheels in chrome?

[tame nacelle]

dont remember

turned that one into the midnight purple one i posted earlier

[dry roost]

Ohhh

[tame nacelle]

not even spindles

my bad

the 900r has spindles

i have no idea what wheels those are

[queen wagon]

greenies (repost)

[dry roost]

I bought three cars today and still managed to save up

[queen wagon]

sheesh nice

i would still be poor if there was no cayo perico heist lol

[dry roost]

I pray this update delivers

[prisma thicket]

it will

[queen wagon]

mmmmmmmmm

[tame nacelle]

crashes
instability
downtime

[prisma thicket]

kachow

[queen wagon]

(repost)

[tame nacelle]

daily reminder that if you are caged or have something stuck on your character, you need to EWO and have someone watch your corpse until you respawn

[narrow viper]

boring color combo

[dry roost]

Wait wot

[dry roost]

I like it

[queen wagon]

ok

[queen wagon]

ur the first one to say that lol

[tame nacelle]

pc problems

[narrow viper]

Anyone know how to do the vehicle trading glitch

[prisma thicket]

google

[narrow viper]

No I mean if anyone wants to do it with me

[prisma thicket]

!lfg @narrow viper other

[simple gorge]

@narrow viper, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @prisma thicket

[dry roost]

Ah

[short oxide]

does any one want to chat and look at cars in game in a vc

[craggy stream]

The new GTA cars are nice

[cyan olive]

anyone up for a car meet

[simple gorge]

@cyan olive, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @prisma tangle

[prisma tangle]

GET OUT

Damn I'm becoming my manager already

[narrow viper]

r plz give peegot

[dry vessel]

what game is that?

[dry vessel]

poo-joe

[hallow bay]

state of decay 2

[solid crane]

Any1 duping? Playstation

[upper tundra]

Brother

[ashen mulch]

buzz off

[pure salmon]

@ashen mulch Mind if I buzz in? I got lotsa new builds.

Aaaaand done!

[sullen obsidian]

[pure salmon]

By the way, @prisma tangle

[prisma tangle]

Hm?

Ohhhhhh

Nice!

I like the Schlagen livery, wouldn't personally have it though

Yoooo the rally cars

Fucking sexy

Mad respect

[ashen mulch]

A race deveste? That's new

I dig it

[prisma tangle]

This tbh^

And it doesn't have Wild Wagon wheels

The ZeroUno is the Pegassi Zorusso in GTAV?

[ashen mulch]

Yep

[prisma tangle]

So why does ItalDesign not get it's own company. Is the Zorusso also part lambo?

[pure salmon]

It's a designer brand.

Kinda like Bertone and Pininfarina.

[prisma tangle]

A coachbuilder

But isn't it a similar case with Devel

[pure salmon]

I doubt Devel is a proper brand.

Same goes for W Motors.

[narrow viper]

How much does the car with the crowex on it cost?

[pure salmon]

Then again, Devel is more of a wishful dream fantasy.

[prisma tangle]

Yeah that's true

[pure salmon]

The Thrax or the Nero?

[prisma tangle]

ItalDesign makes concept cars, Devel makes concept cars, yet we have Deveste and no Italica?

[ashen mulch]

Anotha race nero

[prisma tangle]

That's pretty nice

[pure salmon]

Oh, the Nero. Uh... ~1.44M for the base car + ~600 - 700K for the Benny's Upgrade.

[prisma tangle]

Ohhh yeah y'all seen the Bugatti Centodieci?

[narrow viper]

It's probably the trax I'm talking about

[pure salmon]

The yellow one is the Nero.
The grey one is the Thrax.

[prisma tangle]

Homage to the EB110 is insane

[narrow viper]

Oh yeah the trax

[pure salmon]

Any hommage is cool.

[narrow viper]

Thrax*

[ashen mulch]

I want both

[narrow viper]

Pogfish

[narrow viper]

Zorrouso is ItalDesign

https://tenor.com/view/pog-fish-fish-mouth-open-gif-17487624

[ashen mulch]

here's a car I want

An older carrera GT

[prisma tangle]

Zorusso is the GTA equivalent of ZeroUno, but the maker of the Zorusso is Pegassi, which is Lamborghini (I think, pls no shoot me)

[narrow viper]

that face kek

[ashen mulch]

The meteor is a bit fat

But still

[prisma tangle]

That's......

A 918

But disfigured

[ashen mulch]

I must not know my Porsche's

[narrow viper]

Does the Turismo have good control?

[ashen mulch]

No

[prisma tangle]

918 is the legendary hybrid hypercar

[narrow viper]

Yes, its C tier after all

[prisma tangle]

Pfister 811

[prisma tangle]

Turismo R or Turismo Classic

[narrow viper]

R

[prisma tangle]

It's base game. Everything about it is below average.

[narrow viper]

Oh alright

What about the zentorno

[prisma tangle]

Though it is kinda hot

[narrow viper]

and?

[prisma tangle]

Zentorno is pog

[prisma tangle]

Probably kept it's value the best out of any car

[narrow viper]

Overflod is Koenigsegg but they have 2 Gumpert vehicles

please note they're listed in alphabetical order

[narrow viper]

IE and Nathalie

[prisma tangle]

Exactly

[narrow viper]

hm

[prisma tangle]

If we have one off manufacturers then why don't we have more

Or just include all the Bertone/ItalDesign/Pininfarina cars under one badge

[narrow viper]

Is the Nero good without the custom

define "good"

[prisma tangle]

It's decent. Stylish, but lacks in stats compared to the custom

[narrow viper]

Idk I'm just asking because it says on the list custom

basically it fucking sucks

[narrow viper]

How much does the custom cost

[prisma tangle]

Lmao

Idk, don't own one

[narrow viper]

Oh

i can’t remember how to spell it

[bitter tapir]

I own one.

[narrow viper]

Damn 😫

Arinera Huassyra

[narrow viper]

Oh can you tell me

[bitter tapir]

605k for the upgrade.

[prisma tangle]

Arrinera Hussarya

[bitter tapir]

1.440m for the car.

[narrow viper]

Damn

[bitter tapir]

I like it personally.

Its good all round.

Handling is a bit icey though.

[prisma tangle]

@narrow viper

[dusty oak]

605k for an aero package

[narrow viper]

What car is that

[prisma tangle]

Arrinera Hussarya

[narrow viper]

Oh

[prisma tangle]

Yeah

[narrow viper]

aww I cant post images?

rip

Price?

[prisma tangle]

. forgot the spelling

Not in game lol

That's a real car

Idk the retail price

[bitter tapir]

Lol

[narrow viper]

Oh

[prisma tangle]

Scarlet Nexus is shit

[bitter tapir]

Tbh I like it.

[prisma tangle]

I liked it

But I also liked Nier Automata

Which is just better

[bitter tapir]

Didnt play it.

[prisma tangle]

It's on game pass iirc

That's how I played it

Same with Scarlet Nexus demo

[narrow viper]

where is the BMW CSL 3.0 Homage

[bitter tapir]

My pfp is just a placeholder till I find something else.

So its not gonna stay long at all.

[prisma tangle]

Wdym where

[bitter tapir]

Crud I gotta join the anime channel

Much better.

[prisma tangle]

I'm in it

[narrow viper]

r plz

[bitter tapir]

The hell.

[narrow viper]

you wouldnt get it

[narrow viper]

[bitter tapir]

You're right.

[prisma tangle]

Mario Kart bike

[narrow viper]

HTT Plethore

[prisma tangle]

What about it

[narrow viper]

i’m surprised

its from uhh

shitty offroad game

that something like an SSC didn’t make it

but the bike fits gta nicely i think

but a Hennessy did

[prisma tangle]

What do you meannn

[prisma tangle]

Mario Kart

[narrow viper]

bruh

[prisma tangle]

Okay real talk

Is it MX Superfly

[narrow viper]

no

[prisma tangle]

MUD

[narrow viper]

no

It starts with A

[prisma tangle]

MUD 2

[narrow viper]

no

it starts with A

[prisma tangle]

The dirt bike from Battlefield 4

[narrow viper]

The game starts with A

[bitter tapir]

Funni pfp spaw

Swap*

[prisma tangle]

ATV Off-road Fury

[narrow viper]

Which one

[prisma tangle]

1

[narrow viper]

wrong

4

but yeah could be a nice bike in gta

Maybe as an alternative to the BF400 with similar top speed and better handling?

[prisma tangle]

Yo it's 4, I totally recognised the background

[narrow viper]

bruuuh

[prisma tangle]

Yooo hear me out

A trophy truck in GTAV

[narrow viper]

we have

two i think

[prisma tangle]

Are you including the dune racer one?

[narrow viper]

https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Trophy_Truck

https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Desert_Raid

[prisma tangle]

Then we have 3

[narrow viper]

the dune racer?

you dont mean this do you

[prisma tangle]

Karin Rusty Rebel got updated customisation a couple years ago that went under the radar

[narrow viper]

yooo

[simple gorge]

@narrow viper, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-pc｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-pc｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @narrow viper

[narrow viper]

wut

it says looking/advertising car meetups in the topics section

[prisma tangle]

It literally says it's prohibited

[narrow viper]

oh

uh

ignore that

[prisma tangle]

For fucks sakes, lord above

[narrow viper]

k

dw i can read

[prisma tangle]

Fuuucking hell

That was amazing

[prisma tangle]

Init, literally the cheapest car in the game

Unfortunately the Clean one didn't get the same update iirc

[narrow viper]

r plz gib

[prisma tangle]

Holy fuck yeah

New Bifta

R* pls

[limber summit]

how did/where did you get that?

[dusty oak]

It sure did

I saw one in a video and had no idea it was a Rebel

[narrow viper]

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4/edit?usp=sharing

[prisma tangle]

Lmao for sure

[dusty oak]

I thought it was a trophy truck with the bed taken off and a rusty cage

[prisma tangle]

Shame there isn't a clean one tho

With a livery and stuff

[dusty oak]

I wish I could have rusty rebel upgrades on the clean one

[prisma tangle]

There's not just that, there's a bed cap and everything

[dusty oak]

When I was a low level I got a rebel

[dusty oak]

Yeah

[prisma tangle]

Ole Reliable

[dusty oak]

Can’t forget the Turismo R 😔

I also had an Omnis

[narrow viper]

Back when I was new I had a Bati instead of a Turismo

[dusty oak]

Hehehe

Cheap bike go brrrrr

[narrow viper]

oh well

[dusty oak]

I still have a bati

But it’s the RR version

Livery boye

[narrow viper]

kek

holy shit i never realized how op bikes are

[limber summit]

how do you max the Down force

[narrow viper]

take a guess

[prisma tangle]

Bati meta bike still

Top 3

[narrow viper]

I wish we could have a khamaleon livery for the double T

[narrow viper]

Did Broughy include wheeling though? because im pretty sure the op tron bike and the hakoochoo drag cant

r plz

[prisma tangle]

Wdym R pls

[prisma tangle]

Fuck knows, I just know it still has a few OG records

[narrow viper]

r plz (add)

[prisma tangle]

We......

[sullen obsidian]

Only kind of motorcycle I really want to see at this point is one with a side car.

[prisma tangle]

We have a Hayabusa

Wdym

[narrow viper]

the livery

[prisma tangle]

Ohhhh fairs

Yeah I wouldn't mind better options for the Hayabusa but I'd own two

Mainly because I'm a bit of a purist

[hollow charm]

does anyone wanna help me export some cars?

[stuck reef]

Best to ask in #ps4｜other-lfg

[hollow charm]

i did

[stuck reef]

Welp then just wait for a response, asking in other channels is no good

[hollow charm]

are you a moderator something?

[stuck reef]

Perhaps.

[narrow viper]

not at all

[prisma tangle]

Perhaps

Lmao

Wait why you got a different pfp there

Ohh nitro

Also

Shino

ANYWAY

Honestly I want that Maserati bike

[narrow viper]

Maserati 🤮

[prisma tangle]

Nonono

Stfu

Lazareth LM847

I had a toy of this as a kid and it was dope

Always been a big fan

[narrow viper]

does it have 4 wheels

[prisma tangle]

Ye s

And no

They're like duallies

[narrow viper]

so its basically a quad

[prisma tangle]

But they're detached

Yes and no

Lol

The wheels don't steer independently like a quad

Basically

You have two contact patches

One control arm moves up on the inside of the turn

The other moves down on the outside

[sullen obsidian]

That's pretty wild

[prisma tangle]

And completely useless

But it's a V12

You need it so you don't die

[fading turtle]

alright amigos what's a good armored vehicle

Not for pvp

Mainly for looks

[narrow viper]

nightshark

[prisma tangle]

Kuruma

[fading turtle]

i was kinda leaning towards the scarab but idk

[prisma tangle]

ZR380

[prisma tangle]

Scarab is good

[prisma tangle]

Khanjali

Nightshark is ugly

[narrow viper]

how

[fading turtle]

already have armored kuruma and khanjali

[narrow viper]

it is the embodiment of chadness

[fading turtle]

bootifol

[prisma tangle]

Yo it's a Nightshark

[narrow viper]

no homing missiles
no countermeasures

[prisma tangle]

No that's not Lego enough

[fading turtle]

lol

[narrow viper]

just an extremly op armor

[fading turtle]

alright guess ill go for the scarab and the nightshark

[prisma tangle]

Or

[fading turtle]

nah

[prisma tangle]

You have no taste

[narrow viper]

you said the nightshark is ugly

[fading turtle]

if i was gonna buy it is buy the normal one

[narrow viper]

clearly you dont have taste and i do

[fading turtle]

yup

[prisma tangle]

Hmm yes no taste hmm

[sullen obsidian]

This is what you need, dollar wheels make you go faster

[prisma tangle]

Hmmmyes hmmyes hmm no taste yeshmm

Tampa is kinda cute ngl

[fading turtle]

too basic

[sullen obsidian]

Yeah, got to change my regular one to a factory color still

[narrow viper]

r plz give 🅱️ora

[prisma tangle]

You're basic

Nightshark is basic

[fading turtle]

I am How2Basic

[prisma tangle]

Yes Bora pls

[narrow viper]

this is a basic nightshark

[narrow viper]

this isnt

[prisma tangle]

It is

[narrow viper]

how

literally how

[dusty oak]

My god wtf is wrong with people

[fading turtle]

its very easy to tell its modded

[dusty oak]

It’s an armored car, not a luxury suv 😂 😂

[prisma tangle]

I had to drive a Nightshark earlier

I hated it

[fading turtle]

customized i mean

[narrow viper]

its not

how is it modded

[ashen mulch]

It sounds good tho

[prisma tangle]

It was the MOC anti air trailer mission

[fading turtle]

customized

[narrow viper]

how

[prisma tangle]

Yeah it sounds good but that's about it

[dusty oak]

customized I mean

[narrow viper]

wait

[ashen mulch]

I prefer the ipuc over the NS but that's just me

[fading turtle]

like the car isnt basic

[dusty grove]

why?

[narrow viper]

oh alr

[prisma tangle]

Because I did

[dusty oak]

I like the insurgents looks more

[prisma tangle]

It's just pain

[dusty oak]

Also depends on the situation

[dusty grove]

i drive it all the time in freemode is not bad

[dusty oak]

Nightshark is for getting around and not getting caught lackin

[fading turtle]

Whoever has a scarab send it i wanna see some scarabs

[prisma tangle]

You're also a PS4 player so shh

[ashen mulch]

the one car I absolutely hate driving but like the look of is the D10

[dusty oak]

I would rather use the insurgent for combat tho

[dusty grove]

so?

[dusty oak]

Ugghhh it slips all over the place

[prisma tangle]

I don't even like the look of it

[narrow viper]

The Nightshark is a reasonably fast vehicle considering it stands 27 missiles

[prisma tangle]

EXACTLY

[fading turtle]

27 MISSILES???????

[prisma tangle]

No car that can absorb a nuke should be able to be that fast

[fading turtle]

HOLY FUCK IM BUYING IT

[narrow viper]

but idk, maybe im used to driving the nightshark

[dusty grove]

27 to die he survive 26

[prisma tangle]

No it is quick

[narrow viper]

27, at the 28 it blows up i think

[prisma tangle]

Too quick

[narrow viper]

it also has a nice traction

[prisma tangle]

Exactly

[dusty oak]

Rhino tank only takes 4, has 55 tons of armor. MOC cab takes 60+ and has no visible armor

[prisma tangle]

I mean it's acceleration is pretty slow but it reaches top speed quick and it's handling is insane

[dusty grove]

wtf is your problem?

[narrow viper]

i also find myself chasing someone often so that explains why im good at driving the nightshark

[prisma tangle]

[dusty oak]

Inside joke don’t be a snowflake

[prisma tangle]

^

[dusty oak]

We all joke about PS4 players

[dusty grove]

funni?

[dusty oak]

It’s nothing new

Also don’t take it personal

[prisma tangle]

TOO FAST

[dusty oak]

You aren’t the only one

[narrow viper]

o h o k a y

[prisma tangle]

Should be over 2 minutes

[narrow viper]

top kek

[prisma tangle]

SEE

[dusty oak]

Savestra is pretty good in the corners tho

[prisma tangle]

It's quicker than THESE

[narrow viper]

this is fine

you gotta be fucking kidding me

[prisma tangle]

No

[dusty oak]

How tf it beat a Kuruma

[prisma tangle]

Thats been my point this entire time

[narrow viper]

there's no reason to use the akuruma aside from top speed

[prisma tangle]

It's fucking stupid and I hate it and it needs balancing

[narrow viper]

stronk russian truck

[prisma tangle]

And actual style

[dusty oak]

Ummmmm no

Nightshark isn’t overpowered

[narrow viper]

untill you take a single rocket

[dusty oak]

Or do you mean the Kuruma

[prisma tangle]

Have you not seen the lap times

[dusty oak]

It’s not even raceable

[prisma tangle]

But it says alot about how it handles no?

[prisma tangle]

It's literally the Pyro of vehicles

[dusty oak]

My style is being blown into smitherines

[ashen mulch]

btw

[dusty oak]

[ashen mulch]

Nightshark can ram through a good 5 vehicles

[prisma tangle]

Exactly

[ashen mulch]

I have one that I rarely use

[dusty oak]

Nothing is unbalanced about the nightshark

[prisma tangle]

I mean the Revolter is pretty good at that too but... Not 5

[craggy stream]

And it being entirely bullet proof to AI

[dusty oak]

It blows up eventually but you need to be shot by a juggernaut

[narrow viper]

who uses the akuruma nowdays when you have the mk2 and sparrow

[craggy stream]

People who play missions

[dusty oak]

There’s also a spot in the left side that can be penetrated

[narrow viper]

you can use the mk2 in missions

[prisma tangle]

I use the Kuruma because mine looks pretty good

[craggy stream]

Yeah but it’s very hard and they’re bound to get scuffed before hand

[dusty oak]

I need to unlock fmj rounds

[narrow viper]

kinda want to see a nightshark with a lightbar and siren

[craggy stream]

Mhhh last time I checked most mission missions don’t allow it

[ashen mulch]

who the hell needs armor when vehicle godmode exists

[narrow viper]

what missions are we talking about?

[dusty oak]

Console players also exist

[prisma tangle]

Would rather not do it for the sake of doing it

[ashen mulch]

I said what I said

[prisma tangle]

But you do make a good point

[prisma tangle]

We can godmode too

[craggy stream]

Non contact ones, like the casino, facility, and penthouse

[dusty oak]

Isn’t the point of a game to be a challenge

[ashen mulch]

no

Gta in itself is not challenging

It's a pyramid scheme

[prisma tangle]

^

[narrow viper]

like... Heist preparations?

[craggy stream]

And apartment heists to an extent

[ashen mulch]

Think about it

[prisma tangle]

Yes

[ashen mulch]

What kind of heist pays 20k?

[craggy stream]

More like finales and in heist preps like the doomsday

[ashen mulch]

When a good car costs 475k

[narrow viper]

Why would you do any heist preparations aside from cayo nowdays

[ashen mulch]

or what kind of mission pays 5k

[dusty oak]

Fleeca Job

[ashen mulch]

it's not challenging or grindy

It's just unfair

[prisma tangle]

Achievements

[dusty oak]

Last Play - Gerald

[narrow viper]

at that point i doubt you need an akuruma but ok

[prisma tangle]

There's an entire forum dedicated to Criminal Mastermind

[craggy stream]

More money because stacking first time stuff on top of eachother pays off-ish

[prisma tangle]

Nah Armored Kuruma is meta for Pacific Standard and Humane Raid

[narrow viper]

paywalls included?

[fading turtle]

Variety

[craggy stream]

I mean pay 300k for an apartment and get the 6 mil to topple over plus bonuses

If you buy something might as well use it

[narrow viper]

on like 6 years kek

[craggy stream]

Yeah

[narrow viper]

cayo>all

[craggy stream]

But still Karuma good grind for low levels

[prisma tangle]

This

Also

[narrow viper]

its too expensive for my taste

[prisma tangle]

How much should the Nightshark weigh, and for it to be as good as it is?

[narrow viper]

back when i was a noob i used a bati untill i had enough money for a nightshark so

[craggy stream]

It’s pocket change for the most part to get a free pass through every mission

[ashen mulch]

why

[narrow viper]

weight? like how heavy it should be?

[craggy stream]

Nightshark? Fucking pleb

[prisma tangle]

Yes

[narrow viper]

500k for a new player is a lot wtf

[prisma tangle]

Because... 27 missiles

[ashen mulch]

Yeah guess what I spent my first 1m on

[narrow viper]

7 tons

[prisma tangle]

Exactly

[narrow viper]

i mean, look at the RC Bandito

[craggy stream]

But once you buy that you’re set for life

[prisma tangle]

And still turns like a Mini Cooper S

[craggy stream]

Every mission becomes a breeze

[narrow viper]

Thats the mk2

[ashen mulch]

Hookers and this

[prisma tangle]

Pimp

[craggy stream]

Except most missions either ban the mk2 or the mk2 ruins it

[prisma tangle]

Except the hookers are male

[narrow viper]

with the akuruma you still have to go from a to b on an E? tier sportscar

[ashen mulch]

Buzz ofd

[narrow viper]

not cayo preps

[craggy stream]

Ah yes the process of GTA

1. Buy game
2. Kosatka
3. Done

[narrow viper]

true

[craggy stream]

No in between

[prisma tangle]

No content

[narrow viper]

my money guide 2021 is just get someone to play casino heists/cayo perico untill you can afford your own kozatska

[prisma tangle]

That's the money guide

Wave method is fucking useless

2x cash and rep is useless

[narrow viper]

not "FIRST YOU HAVE TO DO CONTACT MISSIONS, THEN YOU HAVE TO BUY BUSINESSES, THEN YOU HAVE TO BUY THE VEHICLE WAREHOUSE, THEN-"

and to anyone thats doing that: you're being fucked over

[simple gorge]

@narrow viper, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @loud oasis

[ashen mulch]

very vehicle related

We went from nightshark chatter to the existential crisis that is the GTA economy

[prisma tangle]

Pipe down, this is still about the Nightshark

And how utterly ridiculous it is

[narrow viper]

nightshark with lightbar when

[craggy stream]

GTA speed run (my way)

1. Buy an armored karuma
2. Run contact missions
3. Buy facility in paleto bay
4. 
5. Buy everything

[prisma tangle]

Bogdan B2B is more fun than Cayo

[craggy stream]

Did this on 4 accounts

[ashen mulch]

The proper speed run is downloading a menu playing it safe then generating copious amounts of passive income

[prisma tangle]

Infinitely more fun

[narrow viper]

how do you get the 500k for the akuruma though

[brisk latch]

gta speed run (pc)
buy mod menu
done

[craggy stream]

False

[narrow viper]

bogdan

🤮

[craggy stream]

Uhhh…. I accidentally bought 600k worth of shark cards in 2015 and every other account that got reset kept it

[narrow viper]

gta speedrun

1. buy sharkcards

[prisma tangle]

600k irl

[fading turtle]

got myself a sasquatch yesterday and it is ebic

[prisma tangle]

Sasquatch is cool

[craggy stream]

I know a guy who unironically spent 1000 USD on fucking shark cards

[prisma tangle]

What a moron

[craggy stream]

A grand on gta is a big yikes

[prisma tangle]

Game is worth £15 now

[craggy stream]

He got wiped twice and spawned in with 80 mil

[prisma tangle]

To be fair

I know someone who's spent 3k on a free shitty basketball game

Anyway, Nightshark

Do we all agree that by using it, you're selling away all your dignity

[craggy stream]

Nightshark; good in online, meh in missions

[ashen mulch]

Waste

Download free one

[narrow viper]

how

[prisma tangle]

It's just absurd

[narrow viper]

i mean, if you have the armored windows on yes

[ashen mulch]

I might as well be walking around naked then

[narrow viper]

but the nightshark can be countered by using a minigun or by using stickies

[prisma tangle]

You do anyway, that's why you post actually decent looking cars

[narrow viper]

plus come on, you gotta respect someone that actually drive-bies with the nightshark

[ashen mulch]

[prisma tangle]

Not really

Not if I can do it in a Vapid Radius

[narrow viper]

well, what should I use then?

yeah lemme pvp with a hakouchou

[prisma tangle]

Khanjali

Go on

Go right ahead

Something that actually makes sense

[narrow viper]

Nightshark
no dignity
Khanjali
yes dignity

"hurr durr vehicle bad because vehicle doesnt make sense"

[prisma tangle]

It's not bad

Never said it was bad

I said it's a pisstake

It's too good

[narrow viper]

so you're saying that the nightshark is op because it doesnt make sense

[prisma tangle]

It's gross

Utterly gross

[narrow viper]

on a game where jets have explosive ammo, there's flying bikes and cars with heat seeking missiles and tanks FUCKING SUCK?

[prisma tangle]

Hmm yes big russian tank offroader is faster than lightweight japanese sports car

[narrow viper]

never bring a knife to a gunfight

[ashen mulch]

V8 power 🤌

[fading turtle]

YOOOOOOOOOOOO

[narrow viper]

tbf the rc can take over an RPG

[ashen mulch]

the khanjali makes less sense anyway

[loud oasis]

Nightshark is primarily a defensive vehicle, imagine getting offended by it.

[narrow viper]

there's also the RC tank

[ashen mulch]

the nightshark makes sense sometimes

[fading turtle]

WON THE PODIUM VEHICLE LETS GOOO

[narrow viper]

Nightshark with stickies tho

[ashen mulch]

If I'm not mistaken it's V8 AWD

[prisma tangle]

That's what I mean though

[narrow viper]

yup its AWD

[ashen mulch]

There's your answer

160 top speed

Corners well

good power distribution

Problem solved

[prisma tangle]

Too well

Wayyy too well

[narrow viper]

its GTA

[prisma tangle]

Which is the reason you like it

Same reason I hate it

[loud oasis]

Podium vehicle: Hotring Sabre

Yeahhhhhhh, no.

[ashen mulch]

oh no I prefer the IPUC to it

[prisma tangle]

No I meant MX5 lover here

[narrow viper]

Are you expecting gta to make sense

[prisma tangle]

It could

100%

Make more sense than that

[narrow viper]

It could but it wont be GTA Online

[prisma tangle]

When swapping an engine affects the weight of a fiat 500

[narrow viper]

Just accept that gta vehicles dont make sense

And its an arcade videogame

You could play something like Arma III instead

[prisma tangle]

The truck should handle as if it was in arma 3

That's the only point I'm making

[narrow viper]

You know why the Nightshark handles so good?

[sage chasm]

Mk2 is a flying bike that can hover, many things in gta make no sense