gta-vehicles

[narrow viper]

Not a slamvan

[prisma tangle]

I was gonna say Monkey Blista

[narrow viper]

Name another car

[tame nacelle]

another ps player not following thru on their promisies

[prisma tangle]

Init

Typical

[narrow viper]

Typical ?

Coming from a Xbox player LMAO 🤣

[bitter tapir]

So maybe a full on Nascar like track?

The way you enter is similar.

[craggy stream]

Xbox > PS chief, everyone agrees on that

[soft nimbus]

I think they must have the M3 from the most wanted nfs series

[prisma tangle]

At least I'd buy the Lost SV if I promised to

Smh

[bitter tapir]

And on those tracks, they hold other types of races inside.

[narrow viper]

Xbox is shit

[tame nacelle]

no one cares

[craggy stream]

Pee ass

[bitter tapir]

So maybe like a a Nascar Track someone on the map.

That we can just enter.

[soft nimbus]

Not sure I think it will be a small track 🙂

[tame nacelle]

if xbox is so bad why dont you buy them a ps5? you cant? stop talking about it then

[prisma tangle]

You mean the horse track

Or Redwood Lights

[craggy stream]

I just hope it’s not track testing but an actual dyno system

[prisma tangle]

Yeah it won't be

[torn prairie]

I just bought the scramjet

It’s awsome

[prisma tangle]

PoorStation

[craggy stream]

It could

[soft nimbus]

Dyno testing in a game where there's no working speedometer

[tame nacelle]

stonks

[craggy stream]

I mean there is

Just 5 mph behind most of the time

[torn prairie]

Idk what car to buy next

[narrow viper]

Nintendo Switch>All

[craggy stream]

False

[torn prairie]

False

[narrow viper]

Nintendo Switch
Cant run GTA 5

PC, XBox and PS5
Can run GTA 5

Therefore Switch is better

[torn prairie]

Bitch

[craggy stream]

Atari > All

[torn prairie]

Lol

[narrow viper]

But honestly

[craggy stream]

Atari; can run games with pixels low enough to count
Every other console; has fucking quagillion weird little boxes I can’t see and makes my brain hurty

[narrow viper]

imagine comparing PS5 to XBox

[torn prairie]

Imagine

[soft nimbus]

I will have to dismiss the arena war stuff.... cause the area war already is occupied with 2 levels of basement@bitter tapir

[tame nacelle]

wage slaves comparing time sinks

[narrow viper]

PS and XBox are more similar than ever

[torn prairie]

Yeah

[narrow viper]

Same shit

[torn prairie]

I have both

[craggy stream]

We’re comparing the car scenes which are as bluntly different as a knife and spoon

[narrow viper]

Only different logo

[narrow viper]

are they?

[craggy stream]

They really really are

[tame nacelle]

yea sony gta players cant customize cars to save their lives

[narrow viper]

Who cares, 9/10 are awful supercars with underglow

[tame nacelle]

i have not seen one xbox player ask for m*dded vehicles

[craggy stream]

Xbox actually has some alright builds

PC is… well you just have everything so it’s a mix bag of elitism and “hehe irl car goes brrr”

[prisma tangle]

Because we're not all shitheads

[torn prairie]

I just got scramjet what should I buy next

[craggy stream]

Accidentally boost into a lake like everyone else

[torn prairie]

Maybe

[prisma tangle]

Buy a pistol with the receiver and barrel aiming backwards

[torn prairie]

Why?

[prisma tangle]

Shoot yourself easier

[torn prairie]

Oh

Thanks

[craggy stream]

Wow VBR

[prisma tangle]

And you don't have to pay $500 every time

Stonks

[torn prairie]

That hurt

[craggy stream]

Can’t wait for you to get banned from toxicity

[prisma tangle]

WHAT

No that's not a death threat

It's comic violence

[craggy stream]

@regal patrol Chayse 2.0 here

Chayse is still banned for a year because he called someone a pedo

[torn prairie]

Ha

[soft nimbus]

[prisma tangle]

Well were they?

[torn prairie]

I got banned on PlayStation for 3 days for calling someone that

[ashen mulch]

Remember when I got banned for telling some fucker to crash his Chrysler

that was funny

[craggy stream]

Yeh

[ashen mulch]

And then he got banned

[prisma tangle]

Lmao

Sounds like fun

[torn prairie]

Imagine playing on PlayStation

[ashen mulch]

Rest in Piss sxcret, waste of oxygen

[prisma tangle]

Yeah imagine

[soft nimbus]

Yo I need u to welp me in something...

So when a modder wants to crash my game, does he have to go to pause @ProBigOunce#1302

@ashen mulch

[torn prairie]

I used to play on Xbox then I got a ps5

[bitter tapir]

Me who has had an Xbox since forever.

[ashen mulch]

No

Most menus function off Numlock

[soft nimbus]

[ashen mulch]

Like mine

[soft nimbus]

Maybe they tried to ddos

[torn prairie]

You should stop eating cake that’s not healthy

[soft nimbus]

[bitter tapir]

I dont like cake.

I dont like Chocolate either.

[soft nimbus]

The cake I eat is different

[torn prairie]

#built different

[soft nimbus]

[torn prairie]

When you relies COVID is 19 and can’t legally touch you

[soft nimbus]

[torn prairie]

[craggy stream]

@ashen mulch on an unrelated note, a bird landed on my Lexus yesterday and it was the happiest day of my life

[torn prairie]

That’s awesome

[stone moon]

thats awesome

bruh

awesome

[torn prairie]

I gtg bye

[soft nimbus]

[soft nimbus]

Face reveal 😺 when

[regal patrol]

It really is Chayse 2.0 bruh damn

[soft nimbus]

@regal patrol willy can you suggest me some beautiful classic machines from the 50s or 60s ... anyone will do

[regal patrol]

Like IRL or GTA

[soft nimbus]

Irl

[ashen mulch]

I forget you have a Lexus

[regal patrol]

Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz Convertible from 1957

1969 Chevrolet Camaro RS-SS

[soft nimbus]

Thanks ☺️👍

[regal patrol]

1963 Corvette stingray

[soft nimbus]

Thank you so much💕💕

[regal patrol]

yes

@soft nimbus actually the 1959 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz

[narrow viper]

should I sell my hot knife for a different hot rod

[soft nimbus]

Oh nice

[regal patrol]

Yes, get the hustler

[narrow viper]

Alright

[soft nimbus]

[regal patrol]

Cars were so much sexier back then man damn

[soft nimbus]

[prisma tangle]

Yooo we need an old NSX in game

[soft nimbus]

I predict we will get the nfs most wanted M3

[regal patrol]

We already have a livery for it

[soft nimbus]

Yee

[regal patrol]

on an Audi

[soft nimbus]

[echo lagoon]

Does anyone of you has the Titan? I wonder if we can put vehicles in it

[severe pewter]

You can’t

[echo lagoon]

[severe pewter]

Booost

[prisma tangle]

Cut the clip before the crash

[severe pewter]

I didn’t crash

[prisma tangle]

You managed to dodge that decorative hedge's curb?

[severe pewter]

Yes

[prisma tangle]

Hmmmm sus

Let me guess

Franklin's ability

[severe pewter]

In online

[maiden badger]

SUS

[narrow viper]

Anyone knows when is the summer update coming and how many cars will be there?

[severe pewter]

No

[bitter tapir]

July 20th or 27th is likely.

It is said to be this month, thats all I know.

[severe pewter]

No, they just said “this summer”

[soft nimbus]

It should come soon....we should be getting teases and details in a week or two..
Cars usually are around 15-20 every major dlc

Los Santos summer special had around 20

Or 12

I forgot

[severe pewter]

15

[echo lagoon]

I want many cars but one of them is a normal Nissan 350/370 Z

[narrow viper]

Can you wheelie in the liberator

[prisma tangle]

Yes

Of course you can

[narrow viper]

How

[prisma tangle]

Why wouldn't you be able to

Handbrake and throttle

Like all Muscle cars

[narrow viper]

Ooooh ok

[prisma tangle]

[soft nimbus]

They said car robbery missions with specifically modified rides ....must be nitrous or like the jb 700 car stuff

[narrow viper]

Wait

Muscle cars?

[prisma tangle]

Lmao

Yes

[narrow viper]

The liberator is a monster truck

[soft nimbus]

Ye

[tame nacelle]

ive birthed an idea

[bitter tapir]

Ur mom

[last briar]

Over Rev

-boost in gtao

[narrow viper]

Is it anyone trading cars rn?

[tame nacelle]

yea your local shitbox dealership is go up and look

the one with 30% apr

[last briar]

That's what I can surely call a sick build

[ashen mulch]

buzz off

[tame nacelle]

hate side exhausts

[last briar]

Not sure about the wheels, to be honest

[tame nacelle]

same tbh people were bothering me to help so i rushed

[last briar]

That's just fine

Doesn't look fit because of slim rim design

Get thick wheels

[soft nimbus]

Thicc

[last briar]

https://tenor.com/view/rx7-car-wheels-gif-5533054

Wheels

[ashen mulch]

teeters the line between ugly and sexy

Good job 👍

[stiff lichen]

Ahahah

Tried the rally civic

[last briar]

It totally looks like a track car

[stiff lichen]

I know very upset need mods for ps4

[last briar]

Allan_@_Bars

@ is not allowed

Unless it's the MC name?

[tame nacelle]

bike angles are hard

[last briar]

45 degrees

30 can do too

(Count the front 0 degree(s) and the rear 180 degrees)

So this is 90

[pure fox]

Lol

[last briar]

I wonder if you understood any word of my advice on angles during taking pictures

[last briar]

Awesome

Lower a bit

[carmine temple]

What do yall recommend for a cheap fast armored vehicle (less than 1m)

[last briar]

Karin Kuruma (Armored)

[regal patrol]

Armored Kuruma

[tame nacelle]

dies in one car explosion

[carmine temple]

Is it less than a mil?

[regal patrol]

Yes

[last briar]

5 hundred kay

[regal patrol]

Or ~700 if you don't have trade price

[last briar]

Who?, have you done the first heist?

Then you get the trade price

[tame nacelle]

i used the armored kuruma to steal the armored kuruma

[last briar]

Hilarious 😂

You need it not to be personal tho

Like Casino Heist weapons

[craggy stream]

@regal patrol how dare you bring up the Eldorado instead of the superior option

[regal patrol]

[craggy stream]

The big smug bastard

Proper villains car

Makes me quiver in fear

[regal patrol]

Nah Eldorado better

[hollow echo]

should I buy the pyro, or the strikeforce? (i intend to buy both, but i will only be able to afford one)

[craggy stream]

At least choose the right year eldorado

[craggy stream]

Do you have friends?

https://bringatrailer.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/1960-Cadillac-Eldorado-Biarritz-Convertible-Front.jpg?fit=910%2C646

Awa awa

[regal patrol]

In my view 59 is the ideal year

Attempts to convince me otherwise will be in vain

[craggy stream]

False

[severe pewter]

Best eldorado model ^

Don’t fucking @ me

[regal patrol]

No

[echo lagoon]

what's the closest car that looks like these ones in the game? Maybe Tornado?

[craggy stream]

Tornado at best

[severe pewter]

@craggy stream I see everything

[craggy stream]

Muh built in taillights

@regal patrol also reminds me, my girlfriend has a 59 eldorado

[regal patrol]

How many pieces is it in

[hollow echo]

yes but they have both lol

[craggy stream]

Enough

[regal patrol]

Very nice

[severe pewter]

When your GF has a better car than you

[regal patrol]

I would never drive that

Especially in Michigan roads

[craggy stream]

It’s anything but that

[regal patrol]

Bro you drive a fancy Toyota

Got nothing on that land yacht

[severe pewter]

yes!

I adore land yachts

[craggy stream]

It’s literally held together by zip ties

[severe pewter]

doesn’t matter

[regal patrol]

And? It's still more attractive

[severe pewter]

[craggy stream]

[regal patrol]

It's more beautiful then any car I will ever own

[severe pewter]

I rather break down while looking cool

[narrow viper]

Any car traders?

[severe pewter]

No

[craggy stream]

!lfg @narrow viper other

[simple gorge]

@narrow viper, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @craggy stream

[regal patrol]

No go away

My aunt had a 1953 Plymouth fury

It broke down one time and she parted ways with it right then and there

[craggy stream]

I’m angry

[regal patrol]

She hated that fury

[severe pewter]

Speaking of boats

We used to own a Japanese boat

One of these

[regal patrol]

I was gonna say

[severe pewter]

‘91 LS400

[regal patrol]

Like an actual water-going vessel or a car

[craggy stream]

The LS is literally the same size as my ES

[severe pewter]

no

[regal patrol]

did someone say

[craggy stream]

Yee

[regal patrol]

LS

[severe pewter]

thing is massive

[regal patrol]

[craggy stream]

So is mine, it’s longer than the camry it’s based off of

A lwb luxo totoya

[severe pewter]

But does your ES have a 4 liter V8

[craggy stream]

Gimmie Century with the funny color combos

[severe pewter]

On one hand, Lexus make fuel efficient cars, on the other

Massive V8s

[craggy stream]

It had that option, but I opted for the 3.7 V6

[regal patrol]

"massive"

Maybe by japanese standards

[severe pewter]

Massive for Japanese cars

ye

[craggy stream]

They’re the same size as full size american cars of that era

[regal patrol]

When was it made?

[craggy stream]

The 2000s but that’s comparing it to this

[regal patrol]

[cloud brook]

Caprice

[regal patrol]

I want an Impala SS

insurance is cheaper then say a Camaro

But they are rare and expensive to purchase because of their rarity

[cloud brook]

My first car was a '94 caprice 9c1 that was done up as an Imapala SS clone

Thing was like riding on a cloud

[regal patrol]

Might just have to settle for a charger R/T

[cloud brook]

a very heavy cloud

[regal patrol]

Which I also wouldn't mind

My parents aren't so sure about this

[craggy stream]

Will

Just buy a micro muscle

[regal patrol]

A what

[severe pewter]

A micro muscle

[craggy stream]

Yeh

[regal patrol]

Heard you the first time galaxy brain

Define micro muscle

If it is what I think it is, the insurance is more expensive then a 4D

[craggy stream]

Micro muscle https://www.gannett-cdn.com/presto/2021/06/08/PDTF/551c90dc-756d-4d0c-b1d3-d765291d6e54-1970_Maverick_Grabber_sedan.jpeg?crop=5183,2916,x0,y542&width=660&height=372&format=pjpg&auto=webp

[regal patrol]

Yeah

Insurance is prob more expensive then it could be

[craggy stream]

It’s really not

Mavericks are as cheap as dirt

My dad had one and I was tempted to get one

[regal patrol]

Can you get them with V8s

[craggy stream]

Yee

[regal patrol]

Wait nevermind

They're ford

[craggy stream]

Muh gold

[regal patrol]

If I wanted ford I'd probably be looking at mercury marauders

[craggy stream]

Funny enough the Maverick and Pinto are the best micro American cars

[regal patrol]

Which I'm considering looking at anyway

[craggy stream]

If you want a micro muscle the ranks goes Ford > Dodge > AMC > Chrysler > Chevy

[regal patrol]

I don't want a micro-muscle

[craggy stream]

Yes

[severe pewter]

How about we move to transportation before a mod comes

[craggy stream]

Nah matt said we’re cool as long as there isn’t another gta related conversation

[regal patrol]

Oh did he?

[craggy stream]

Yee

[regal patrol]

What a guy

[severe pewter]

good to know

[craggy stream]

He also said that because he joins in our unrelated conversations

[regal patrol]

That's also true

[severe pewter]

Anyway, Ford maverick? You mean the pickup truck @craggy stream

[regal patrol]

[craggy stream]

I might actually cop one in a few years

Fucking 20k for a new truck

[regal patrol]

In 2021 that's amazing

[ashen mulch]

cringy music but nice customization

[severe pewter]

It is

[craggy stream]

That’s gnarly

Ok will…. I want you to buy a shelby charger because I see you rocking one

[upper tundra]

Ellie, dominator gtx, or hellfire?

[regal patrol]

Why do people put classic car wheels on that car

I don't understand

It's a modern fucking car

[ashen mulch]

hellfire

ellie later

[craggy stream]

Hellfire

[ashen mulch]

dom gtx is shit

[upper tundra]

I like the look of the gtx

[ashen mulch]

it looks too fat

[craggy stream]

Am I the only person who sees @regal patrol’s hipster ass in a Shelby Charger?

https://bringatrailer.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/1984_dodge_charger_16208408858261468a4e81RPEDodgeShelby-11.jpg?fit=940%2C626

[upper tundra]

Idk I think it looks cool

[ashen mulch]

its trying to be too many cars

[severe pewter]

Can you link the message? I’ll need it.

[upper tundra]

But I also like how menacing the hellfire is and I think the ellie looks neat

[severe pewter]

In case a mod who doesn’t know what happens in this channel mutes me for off topic

[dry roost]

I just need these survival maps to come on at least

[bright goblet]

I’m thinking about getting the ocelot pariah

Any thoughts?

[severe pewter]

Get it

[dry roost]

Fastest car in the game

THE best

[bright goblet]

What’s handling like tho

[dry roost]

Just don't paint it chrome

[regal patrol]

Fastest unboosted car in a straight line

[dry roost]

I'll have to choke you

[upper tundra]

A fast car with shit steering or grip isnt the best

[severe pewter]

Can oversteer

[dry roost]

Yes

[bright goblet]

The white with chrome wheels looks sick asf

The one on legendary Motorsport when u buy it

So fire

[regal patrol]

Pariah grips well enough

[severe pewter]

The pariah doesn’t have shit steering or grip if you use brakes

[dry roost]

This

Sadly people don't like to hit their brakes

[severe pewter]

Want shit steering or grip? Try the itali RSX

[regal patrol]

This

[dry roost]

Man I don't think I ever wanna race in that thing again

Almost lost

[regal patrol]

I sold my RSX

[severe pewter]

Same

[craggy stream]

Kinky

[severe pewter]

No need to own that car

[dry roost]

I never had one

[regal patrol]

[craggy stream]

I mean

Uhh

[dry roost]

I used a stock RSX because someone turned off custom cars

[dry roost]

[craggy stream]

Should of used the Comet SR

[dry roost]

Yeah I know but I wasn't paying attention

And it selected the car for me

[regal patrol]

Is the comet SR the best stock sports class

[craggy stream]

Yeah

[regal patrol]

Interesting

And good to know

[craggy stream]

Also will piss off about lexus stinky, Daniel made a sketch of my car therefore I’m cool

[dry roost]

Where can I get one?

Legendary motorsports?

[craggy stream]

Legendary yeah

For like 1.7

[regal patrol]

I never said the Lexus was a bad car

[dry roost]

I can sell a slamvan

[craggy stream]

But you said mine wasn’t cool

[regal patrol]

When

[dry roost]

I'd cruise around in this in passive mode

[severe pewter]

No

It’s the GTO

[craggy stream]

It should be

No stock not upgraded

[severe pewter]

Because the pariah and RSX benefit more from engine upgrades than the gto

[craggy stream]

bone bone stock the Comet SR triumphs all

[regal patrol]

I might get the comet SR

[dry roost]

I'll get it later on I'm in no rush

[regal patrol]

Yes I'm aware how similar it is to the base comet shut up

[craggy stream]

Nvm the comet is 1.2

Pretty cheap for a sports car

[regal patrol]

Eh

[prisma tangle]

Futo is cheaper tho

[craggy stream]

Futo isn’t really a sports car

It makes as much sense as how the Blista Compact is a sports

[regal patrol]

its a shitbox

[craggy stream]

^

[severe pewter]

Same way how the Oracle, Oracle CS, felon, exemplar and jackal are in coupes

[craggy stream]

And how the convertible 4 door windsor drop is a coupe

[regal patrol]

I was just about to mention the Windsor drop lmao

[craggy stream]

Something something the classic nissan skyline is in the sedans class while the Lada isn’t

[severe pewter]

I wonder who at rockstar looked at this and thought “perfect for the coupes class!”

[prisma tangle]

It's in Sports class

[craggy stream]

But it’s not a sports car so shush

[prisma tangle]

Same with the Blista Compact, Penumbra and Schafter

[regal patrol]

The Itali GTO is in sports class

Despite both cars that it is based off being supercars

[craggy stream]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/gtawiki/images/d/d3/WindsorDropDown-GTAO-front.png/revision/latest?cb=20160607131040

Hmm yes

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/gtawiki/images/3/38/Streiter-GTAO-front.png/revision/latest?cb=20171218193930

[prisma tangle]

Not in Sedans?

[craggy stream]

My favorite sports car

[craggy stream]

The windsor drop is a coupe

[prisma tangle]

Lmaooo

[regal patrol]

The Windsor drop is in coupes

[prisma tangle]

Rockstar what the fuck

[regal patrol]

For some fucking reason

[craggy stream]

The mercedes SUV is in sports

[prisma tangle]

I thought the Vetos were in Open-wheel class? Fandom says they're Sports

[craggy stream]

They are

[prisma tangle]

They are what

[craggy stream]

They’re actually in a go karts class

[craggy stream]

But as a placement they’re under sports

[prisma tangle]

Ohh fairs

That's cool

Isn't that the Turismo Classic

[craggy stream]

Yeah, this update is including the go karts class

[severe pewter]

Cheetah C.

[prisma tangle]

Ohh right

Turismo is the F40?

[craggy stream]

Yeah

[regal patrol]

Yes

[prisma tangle]

I've owned one, I should know that

[severe pewter]

I don’t know how I came up with this color

[regal patrol]

It works tho

[severe pewter]

Yeah

[regal patrol]

Well done

[prisma tangle]

Looks the same colour as one of the curries that's served at work

[severe pewter]

the schafter v12 doesn’t have any rear badges indicating it’s the V12 variant, while the normal schafter does

[regal patrol]

You work at a restaurant of some sort right

[prisma tangle]

Yeah a restaurant pub

[regal patrol]

Or some food-related establishment

Thought so from what I remember of our snowrunner session

[severe pewter]

I really want snow runner

But the damn Xbox has no space left

[prisma tangle]

It's funny because I told myself "I respect waiters and bartenders but I'd never be able to do their job" and now I do both

[regal patrol]

We got to the Tuz 420 Tatarin right @prisma tangle

[prisma tangle]

Delete GTA, play with me and W1ll @severe pewter

[regal patrol]

It's also very taxing

Ask VBR

lmao

[prisma tangle]

Err I think we did

Yeah it's fucking tiring

[regal patrol]

Unless you're on an XB1X or XSX/S

[prisma tangle]

No it is taxing on a One X

I'm on a One X and it keeps buggering overheating

[regal patrol]

It was perfectly fine on my X

One X

Ran great

[severe pewter]

oh… nvm

[prisma tangle]

Lol maybe that's just me

[severe pewter]

I play on the OG 2014 XB1

[regal patrol]

I could test it

[prisma tangle]

Lmao

[regal patrol]

I have a base Xbox one

Then again it's laid dormant for probably a year

[prisma tangle]

Same with mine lol

[severe pewter]

If the thing barely survives 30 player races before burning down

[prisma tangle]

Could take my sister's

[severe pewter]

It probably won’t run snow runner

[regal patrol]

My friend plays on the base one and hasn't reported many issues

I'm the only one in my friend group who plays on an upgraded console

[prisma tangle]

I don't have a friend group lol

[regal patrol]

Every one of my friends (who's played snowrunner) hasn't had many issues

Mostly frame drops

[severe pewter]

I’ll hopefully get a series X in November

[prisma tangle]

Do you still play disc games?

[regal patrol]

Which happens on the Series X by the way

[severe pewter]

Since it’ll be cheaper and that’s when the new gen stuff release

[severe pewter]

Nah

[prisma tangle]

Get an S

I'm gonna

[regal patrol]

If you want increased power, get the X

[prisma tangle]

Naaah I don't have anywhere to put it

[regal patrol]

If you play on a 4K TV, I'd recommend getting an X

[prisma tangle]

I mean if you have a PC you could plop it down right next to it

[severe pewter]

The series S has the same storage as the XB1

[prisma tangle]

I only play like 6 games

[regal patrol]

Base XB1 could have 1TB

Mine did

[severe pewter]

mine came with only 512

Like I said, I bought it when it came out

[regal patrol]

Oh right

You're on the OG OG one

[severe pewter]

yes

[regal patrol]

Yikes

[prisma tangle]

I think I have a Day One copy of FM6 somewhere

[regal patrol]

I think I had the fallout 4 bundle

[severe pewter]

I only have 6 gbs of storage left

[regal patrol]

Get a hard drive

[prisma tangle]

That's more than enough to download some illegal movies

[severe pewter]

Only own GTA and a couple forza titles

[prisma tangle]

I don't have work until 3pm tomorrow so imma stay up a bit longer than usual

[regal patrol]

An annoying thing about the series X

[prisma tangle]

I made friends with the new girl and she uses discord

[severe pewter]

No need to tbh when I’m getting the series X in a couple of months

[regal patrol]

Some games you have to store on internal

[severe pewter]

And I don’t plan on buying anything until then

[prisma tangle]

Why's that

[regal patrol]

Or else you the Xbox won't let you play them

[prisma tangle]

Ohhh I thought it's because some games aren't selling disc copies

[regal patrol]

Like I tried moving rocket league to hard drive storage

And it wouldn't let me play if unless I moved it to internal

Something about the storage not being fast enough

[prisma tangle]

That's strange

[severe pewter]

You have the series X?

[regal patrol]

Yes

[severe pewter]

How fast does gta load

[regal patrol]

Not much faster then the one X

Funnily enough

[prisma tangle]

How's the Enlisted beta?

[regal patrol]

It's way more consistent in terms of actual loading times

[severe pewter]

Not counting the splash screen with the R* logos

[regal patrol]

Oh in that case noticably faster

In some games the difference is way more drastic

[severe pewter]

I’m at a severe disadvantage playing gta on the 2014 Xbox

Because physics are tied to FPS

[prisma tangle]

So it's like playing Goat Sim?

[severe pewter]

The higher and more consistent FPS, the faster your car goes

So if it’s a city race, I’m at least 2 seconds slower than a series X user with the same skill and nothing I can do about it

[regal patrol]

This is it loading Forza

[prisma tangle]

I think my phone is lagging so for me it looks the same as my One X lol

[regal patrol]

No

It was stop-and-go at the beginning when I was recording the clip

[prisma tangle]

Ohhh

[severe pewter]

There is a performance mode for the series X where you could play at 1440p60

It might be 4K idk

[dusty oak]

Jesus

[regal patrol]

There is one visual mode on the series X for Forza horizon 4

Only one

And I'm almost positive it's 4k60

[dusty oak]

I only play on 720p with like 19 fps in a full lobby

[severe pewter]

so no “graphics mode” and “performance mode” some people told me about?

[regal patrol]

For FH4?

That's on the one X

[severe pewter]

ahh

[prisma tangle]

That's literally slower than hand-drawn animated shows

[regal patrol]

The XSX had me download a mandatory update for some games, including FH4

[severe pewter]

My fh4 started to freeze a lot recently :/

[prisma tangle]

UwU

[regal patrol]

And I think that mandatory update included that thing that removed the different visual modes and changed it to one mode

[prisma tangle]

It would be cool to have a "Fake Cop" livery on a car

Maybe on something like the Cheburek

[narrow viper]

I’m chat level 5. Why can’t I post pics?

[severe pewter]

You’re still less than level 5

[regal patrol]

No you're not

[severe pewter]

You can check what rank you are by typing !rank @narrow viper

[narrow viper]

Where do I type rank in at?

[severe pewter]

Anywhere

[narrow viper]

It said level 3. I guess I’m level 5 in another channel. Makes sense

[hallow bay]

you are not level 5

level is universal across all channels

[narrow viper]

Yes we’ve established that

[regal patrol]

Not how it works

[ashen mulch]

[narrow viper]

how can i "improve" this

[narrow viper]

You're most likely Level 5 in a different server

i was thinking in LIME GREEN RIMS

[narrow viper]

That’s probably what it is.

Yeah, No Worries

[severe pewter]

SLAM IT

[narrow viper]

na bro slamming it is too expensive

i gotta keep it low budget

bruhzil spec

[severe pewter]

Just cut the springs

[narrow viper]

too bad you cant

wish we could customize the ride height and camber

[narrow viper]

Remove the Engine

and wheel offset, so you can offset the wheels deeper and make the car lower without having to change camber

[hexed jewel]

can you unlock paint through custom races?

[dry roost]

Good question

[narrow viper]

r plz

stock everon 🥺

[dusty oak]

Well my bad for not making make dedicated servers

[narrow viper]

how are dedicated servers affecting FPSs?

[dusty oak]

Peer to peer isn’t the best quality

[narrow viper]

I can play at 60 fps on full lobbies and my pc isnt that great

[bright arch]

Is there any car meetings?

[dusty oak]

Poopy Xbox one ig

[simple gorge]

@bright arch, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @dusty oak

[narrow viper]

oooh that explains it

[dusty oak]

It’s like 5 years old

Fuck me for not buying a series x for 800 dollars

[narrow viper]

or a PC

[dusty oak]

No

Just no

[narrow viper]

Why not

[dusty oak]

I’m not gonna explain it

No.

[severe pewter]

Convenience ig

[narrow viper]

a series x will probably also run at 19 fps at a full lobby lol

mfw capped at 30 fps

[severe pewter]

Yeah… no.

[dusty oak]

Modders, cost, the fact that I really hate using a KBM for gaming

[narrow viper]

you can use a controller

[severe pewter]

it runs at a very stable 30

[dusty oak]

[narrow viper]

you can use a controller on PC

Modders arent that big of a deal, specially when you can also skip grind thanks to the shit ass anticheat

[dusty oak]

Why would I spend double the money I could use to buy an Xbox, just to get marginally better performance and use a controller on it

Why would I use a controller on a pc

[narrow viper]

Yeah because gaming PCs are obviously only used for gaming

and not anything else

nope, they definitly cant browse the internet

or save files

[dusty oak]

I use

[narrow viper]

or watch porn

[dusty oak]

A

Chromebook

[cerulean bloom]

is this good

[narrow viper]

chromebook

[dusty oak]

Chromebook is good enough for personal use

It’s faster than a windows laptop

[narrow viper]

could use a gaming pc and get 2 in 1 but ok

[dusty oak]

I’m not shitting you

[ashen mulch]

strange wheels

[narrow viper]

also

[dusty oak]

Chromebook is 5x less the price

[narrow viper]

no online subscriptions to pay

[dusty oak]

Ok but like modders

[cerulean bloom]

💔💔🥀🥀🥀😞

[narrow viper]

imagine having to pay for servers you're not even gonna use

[dusty oak]

I use Xbox live all the time

[halcyon schooner]

no way theres an apple product thats below 200 dollars

[cerulean bloom]

charger

[ashen mulch]

Sportify them

[narrow viper]

i repeat
you're paying to play online

after paying 60 bucks for a game

[dusty oak]

Uhm

Who’s gonna tell him

[narrow viper]

after paying like 500 dollars for a console?

[ashen mulch]

I considered those rims on this

[dry roost]

Is that theee

Yo-

Something

I can't spell it

[ashen mulch]

yosemite?

[dry roost]

Yes

[dusty oak]

Who tf buys games for 60 bucks

[cerulean bloom]

my dog got exploded by landmine in Peru 😞😞💔💔🥀🥀

[ashen mulch]

coincidentally named similarly after my favorite looney tunes character?

[narrow viper]

how much does gta 5 for the xbox costs?

30 bucks?

[dry roost]

Isn't there three different variants?

[cerulean bloom]

he said fortnite servers were down

[dry roost]

Drift

[golden ferry]

any car metts?

[dry roost]

Offroad

[simple gorge]

@golden ferry, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-pc｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-pc｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @dusty oak

[cerulean bloom]

Don’t help him

[dry roost]

Hehe metts

[narrow viper]

any car meths'

[golden ferry]

meets...

[dry roost]

If we don't then he'll ask the same damn thing over and over again

[ashen mulch]

yes

[narrow viper]

question

[ashen mulch]

Yosemite Sam is one of my faves btw

[cerulean bloom]

his name is lucifer he’s most likely evil

[narrow viper]

with xbox live subscriptions dont you end up paying more than using a pc?

[dry roost]

My favorite is the offroad one

[narrow viper]

25 DOLLARS A MONTH?

FOR 24 MONTHS?

You end up paying 600 dollars in 2 years lmao

[tame nacelle]

the electric bill for my entire house is $40 a month

paying to play the game online that i already paid for
no thanks

[narrow viper]

the worst part is

you're pretty much being scammed

most xbox games dont use the servers you're paying for

[tame nacelle]

at least console players actually own the games they buy

[narrow viper]

and discord is free, yet xbox live isnt?

[tame nacelle]

discord is a glorified irc client

[narrow viper]

at least pc players can pirate games

[halcyon schooner]

atleast pc players dont have to worry about your disk getting damaged

[tame nacelle]

hard drive failure

[tardy lynx]

hey i want a custom paint job for my car but can't figure out how im rank 19 right now there is just colors but not pain jobs with unique designs on them

[narrow viper]

take care of your stuff

[tame nacelle]

u can do that with console stuff too wym

[narrow viper]

can you play ps2 games on xbox?

[halcyon schooner]

you can just replace the hardware and reinstall the game?

[tame nacelle]

internal components dont last forever

[tame nacelle]

no one would ever want to do that

me buy sony to play atari game?

[narrow viper]

Yeah, luckly we have PCSX2

And NES emulators

And SNES emulators

[halcyon schooner]

phone too ^

[tame nacelle]

😴

[narrow viper]

Yeah

Also can you watch porn on an xbox?

[cerulean bloom]

what

[narrow viper]

Also can you watch porn on an xbox?

[cerulean bloom]

bru

[narrow viper]

but yeah tbh PC has way more advantages

except exclusives and price*

[dry roost]

Tf does that have to do with my clique?

[narrow viper]

fair

but

[dry roost]

Fucking disgusting

Why

Why

[narrow viper]

because

[dry roost]

Why? Please tell me

[narrow viper]

LIFTED STRATUM
LIFTED STRATUM

[dry roost]

No.

[cerulean bloom]

ignore gerald

[narrow viper]

jdm rims

[cerulean bloom]

Die

[dry roost]

Ignore the issi

[cerulean bloom]

fitment doodoo

[dry roost]

I try my best

[cerulean bloom]

no the torment is rockstars fault

Fitment

[dry roost]

I turned off radar so that's the best I could do

[zealous smelt]

rate it

[dry roost]

0___0

I have many questions

[zealous smelt]

ask them

[dry roost]

What rims are those

[narrow viper]

what are THOOOOOSE

[dry roost]

Oh fuck I thought my pfp was something

[zealous smelt]

tbh idk

[dry roost]

It's fine no worries

I love the color though

[zealous smelt]

salmon pink

[dry roost]

Yeah I know

[dry roost]

Disgusting

Nasty

[dry roost]

Makes me wanna-

WHAT IS THAT?!

[dry roost]

Why!

[cerulean bloom]

Teddy bear rims though🥰

[dry roost]

No

[dry roost]

I always make my tire smoke black

I dunno why but my god it looks great

What's the name of that car I have 15 mil

[ashen mulch]

2/10, looks like a Limited Edition hotwheels

[dry roost]

you lit him on fire

[ashen mulch]

I have some hot wheels next to my bed

[dry roost]

I used to collect them in a big bin that was supposed to be for my clothes

[ashen mulch]

My collection of them is worth a good 300$

[dry roost]

Holy moly

[ashen mulch]

simply because of exchange rates and how rare some of them are

[dry roost]

Noice

[pulsar beacon]

Yo anyone got the Albany lurcher

[ashen mulch]

I sold my lurcher iirc

[thin osprey]

What car is that

[pulsar beacon]

Rip been trying to find someone to glitch it I wanted that

The other hearse

[ashen mulch]

go lfg

[drowsy talon]

Car meet?

[balmy mantle]

@cerulean bloom ayooooo

[simple gorge]

@drowsy talon, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @dry roost

[dry roost]

Now see your ass out of here nice and kindly

But before you go show me the car you're bringing to that meet >.>

[tame nacelle]

just go outside and say hello to a car wtf

[bitter tapir]

I cant.

Am allergic to grass.

[narrow viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzvxseiudbQ

[ashen mulch]

[dry roost]

Oh god

Why

[craggy stream]

@regal patrol whatcha doing ya lil stinker?

I see you zooming around the map

[patent stirrup]

What's the fastest car with good handling?

[upper tundra]

My Annis Elegy Retro Custom

This isnt an answer to your question btw

[ashen mulch]

Pariah or gto

[ashen mulch]

boring livery choice but I like the effort

[upper tundra]

I didnt really like any of the other livery options

[ashen mulch]

Go clean then

[upper tundra]

Eh I couldve done that

[ashen mulch]

The elegy has awful livery

[patent stirrup]

Alright, bought the Pariah

[upper tundra]

I'm gonna remake my dominator cus this old blue and light blue ain't it

[upper tundra]

Ooh

[narrow viper]

This is the casino car right?

[pure salmon]

Yes, with the Powermetal #5 livery.

Based on Dale Earnhardt's car.

[upper tundra]

The hotring sabre

[royal yew]

Is the seven-70 worth it?

[upper tundra]

Better or worse? Didnt like the blue too much

[pure salmon]

Both are kinda bad.

[upper tundra]

Sadge

[royal yew]

Should I get the seven-70?

[tame nacelle]

please take the white walls off

[upper tundra]

I changed it from the blue to the black and yellow

[ashen mulch]

Low rider rims on a modern muscle car?

What in the God damn

[upper tundra]

Those are from the muscle category and I didnt like any other ones on it

[ashen mulch]

don't really fit

[upper tundra]

That isnt the one I'm using anymore

[dry roost]

Why

[ashen mulch]

[upper tundra]

I didnt like the blue on it

[dry roost]

The wheels

LOWRIDER WHEELS?

Why though!

[upper tundra]

Both pics used wheels from the muscle category in lsc

[dry roost]

...

[grand fractal]

whats a good drift build I should use?

[spark topaz]

you have the same stats with any spoiler or wheels pretty much

so you decide

[tame nacelle]

no spoiler and dash vip suv wheels is what ive heard

or stock spoiler rather

[round tusk]

I'm in love with the chrome Congocenti wheels

we need more plate wheels

[torn prairie]

What is the fastest car in the game

[round tusk]

The Panto

[dull monolith]

issi

[tame nacelle]

bf club actually idk what you dummies are talking about don’t lie

[stark lagoon]

nah its the fagio

[exotic yarrow]

Nah it's the tractor

[lunar shuttle]

Can I see how you guys customized your sultan RS. I need some inspiration lol

[narrow viper]

In top speed pariah, or if you're looking for ones with boost vigilante

anyone on playstation looking to do a car meet

[simple gorge]

@narrow viper, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @lyric parcel

[lyric parcel]

OH WAIT

NO WRONG THING

IM SO SORRY

[narrow viper]

?

[lyric parcel]

this is vehicle chat not gta online chat

here

since i did that to you

to make it up

do it to me

[narrow viper]

do what

[lyric parcel]

doing cayo with someone

[narrow viper]

bro i never use discord

idk what im doing

[lyric parcel]

nvm i’ll do it myself

[simple gorge]

@lyric parcel, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-xb｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #xb1｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #xb1｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-xb｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #xb1｜other-lfg

Requested by: @lyric parcel

[narrow viper]

ok

ig

[lyric parcel]

sorry didn’t mean to

[narrow viper]

ok

its fine

wanna do a car meet

Does anyone know a clean build for the elegy retro

no

sorry

[exotic yarrow]

@narrow viper my elegy is just a metallic silver respray with a can exhaust and other stuff I can't remember

[narrow viper]

Damn my potato pc did something

[exotic yarrow]

Nice my mates and I are making a fast and furious film

[shy horizon]

The truffade thrax

[narrow viper]

Kreiger

[sharp lion]

Still a lfg, this is not a car meet channel

[regal nexus]

The t20, but the best car for races is the krieger because the t20 is slow

[narrow viper]

Nice, but neons ruin it

[summer vessel]

how do i send images

or get access to

[narrow viper]

Don't mind it, its supposed to be all colors modded neons

[tame nacelle]

underglow
muscle car

[narrow viper]

this car yes, for the gta version

[tame nacelle]

[green hamlet]

Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.
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Requested by: @summer vessel

[narrow viper]

....

Yk what nvm

[summer vessel]

bruh

[narrow viper]

I shouldn't have posted

[summer vessel]

dude

how do i get perms for this chat

[narrow viper]

Be level 5

[summer vessel]

alright

[narrow viper]

How do I upgrade my car

[tame nacelle]

drive it to any of the spray paint icons on the map

[narrow viper]

No, like I have an elegy and i want to make it retro how do I do that

[tame nacelle]

@narrow viper go to this icon where the cursor is

[summer vessel]

sentinel classic or comet retro id say

idk then not a big fan of most supercars

hellfire or vamos

stallion

[elfin steppe]

gauntlet classic or helfire

[summer vessel]

what does that imply

well all muscle cars are kinda like that

and ig vamos is mostly for drag cuz it wheelies very easily

[elfin steppe]

nah, more like if you were to take nfs prostreet bump physics and put them on the vamos

that's how the vamos is

[narrow viper]

Is the thrax a good car

Is it worth my money?

I’m low level and trying to find a good car

[summer vessel]

if youre low level i think the free elegy is a good car for starting

[narrow viper]

It pricey to make fast though

[summer vessel]

i guess

[hollow pelican]

What's a good car to get?

[summer vessel]

@narrow viper but whats your budget again

[worthy kelp]

Toreador

[narrow viper]

Below 1.4mil

[hollow pelican]

Got it

Anything else

[summer vessel]

well armored kuruma has more speed right

[worthy kelp]

If you have an opresser mk 2 and the submarine you can get anything you want

[hollow pelican]

I have then both

[summer vessel]

fair

[hollow pelican]

But selled the mk 2 because I didn't like it

[worthy kelp]

Just buy the entire warstock and find what works for you than

[worthy kelp]

Rip mk 2 is best way to get round

[hollow pelican]

Ig

[narrow viper]

I’ll buy the armoured kuruma cuz it’s cheaper

[summer vessel]

alright

[narrow viper]

Thank you for helping me

[worthy kelp]

Cause of my mk2 i do like 4 to 5 cayo heists a day solo

I also don't play all day

[summer vessel]

how does solo cayo work i never looked into it

[hollow pelican]

Yeah ik but I just do b2b like half the time so like kinds useless to me

[worthy kelp]

Just grab main task and in top room where safe is sometimes a painting spawns grab that too

And always do hard mode always

[summer vessel]

alright

[hollow pelican]

Yeah better