gta-vehicles

[ashen mulch]

We're getting a new Summer DLC

[gritty python]

Underglow

[exotic yarrow]

when does that roll around?

[ashen mulch]

I think we're gonna get an MR2 or some other Toyota

[pure salmon]

In all seriousness tho, what is that car? A Supra Mk3 / Celica?

[dusty oak]

is this a real post or is it edited

[hollow rose]

I'm like wtf is this GTA Celica I'm looking at

[ashen mulch]

When he Americans roll around

[ashen mulch]

Real

[gritty python]

Celica

[ashen mulch]

when American summer hits I mean

[dusty oak]

[true silo]

I thought it was viper for sec when I first saw the headlights

[dusty oak]

let me get on instagram and check if its real

i see plenty of fake r* posts

[ashen mulch]

no it's real I just got it on my IG

[median dagger]

It’s real

[gritty python]

Banshee

[dusty oak]

ok

[hollow rose]

5th Gen Celica rear

idk about the front

[true silo]

Ah yes, Banshee

[gritty python]

Its not fake lol

[regal patrol]

https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/3981k373a7a9ok/details-on-new-updates-to-g-t-a-online-and-red-dead-online?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=o_social&utm_campaign=gtao_announcement_updates-20210518

[ashen mulch]

So rear wise it's a celica

WAIT

[regal patrol]

It isn't smoke and mirrors

[hollow rose]

rear wise it's a 90s Celica

[ashen mulch]

what if it has the front of an integra

[gritty python]

Celica reminds me of Scotty Kilmer

[ashen mulch]

Integra front Celica rear

[pure salmon]

AWD car?

[exotic yarrow]

rally/drift cars?

[true silo]

More Drift tampa stuffs

[pure salmon]

[somber ridge]

celica? cool!

[true silo]

Real Offroad car or Good looking Muscle car? bring it on

[gritty python]

Muscle💪

[pure salmon]

Those cowards better give us a trailer RIGHT NOW.

I'M READY.

[regal patrol]

5th gen Camaro pls

[true silo]

Yea, Muscle car needed, FR

I'm ready to sell my cars

[ashen mulch]

Just as I fucking uninstalled GTA

[true silo]

[regal patrol]

You've got some time

[gritty python]

[true silo]

Nice weevil color

[pure salmon]

The only thing I fear is that it's another car with widebody fenders that won't work properly with the fitment.

Unless...

[gritty python]

For what?
Celica

[loud oasis]

And you can already see Rockstar's genius add-on fender at work. Again.

[true silo]

Idk about Ceclica , it's not my 100% type

[pure salmon]

Unless...

They thought of that.

[regal patrol]

Haven't been this hyped for GTA since cayo

Except I'm like 3 times as hyped

[gritty python]

Which car would u prefer

[exotic yarrow]

honda nsx

[true silo]

Good looking Muscle car

I don't need a sports, super

[gritty python]

[exotic yarrow]

impreza r

[true silo]

No need the good performance

[loud oasis]

Don't get too hyped. The summer update is the smaller than the winter update.

[gritty python]

We need more 4 door sedans

[true silo]

[narrow viper]

we need this

[craggy stream]

i just hope we get more garage space

I’m kinda low

[true silo]

This pic

[regal patrol]

CT5-V Blackwing

[true silo]

lol

[narrow viper]

thanks

[gritty python]

[true silo]

I would LOVE to have this

[regal patrol]

I'm excited because it's an entirely car-focused update

And we haven't got one of those for years

[loud oasis]

Fair

[gritty python]

Car Culture

[true silo]

Car-Focused update

[pure salmon]

They better call it the Midnight Club Update.

[exotic yarrow]

ngl demo derby cars woud be cool

[regal patrol]

R* has made this channel very happy today

[pure salmon]

Cause they already did the same thing w/ Smuggler's Run.

[gritty python]

[regal patrol]

Que all the YouTubers making analysis videos 8 minutes long analyzing this one single image

[true silo]

~~Made everyone have their dreams, meanwhen r* is making shit cars which is gonna be like 3m for a shitty car ~~

[regal patrol]

I don't care about price tbh

If I cared I wouldn't be playing this game

[true silo]

Ig I'm the only one who cares

[exotic yarrow]

paying 1.6 for a honda civic

[regal patrol]

Comparable to real life /s

[exotic yarrow]

these prices are probably going to be over a mil

[regal patrol]

Oh they absolutely will be

[wraith wind]

4 door supremacy gang

[exotic yarrow]

i kinda want the 4 door volvo 242

[true silo]

I would love to see a s63 coupe tho

[wide spear]

think the discussion is already going on but is this new?

[craggy stream]

yeah

New celica

[true silo]

It's going on

[wide spear]

niceee

[true silo]

New

[wide spear]

yesssirr

[untold sphinx]

Oh my god oof the new announcements

[wide spear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/823942972969975878/844204708347510845/image0.png

[untold sphinx]

Also, looking for a car community

[wide spear]

provided by chayse

[regal patrol]

This chat is not going to shut up about the update until it comes out
And I don't blame you all tbh

[wide spear]

he sent it to me

[muted kernel]

i'm glad that they released that post about Celica

[wide spear]

yes yes

dude i hope we finally get a miata

[untold sphinx]

One thing that brings us back to gta online ngl

[muted kernel]

anyways, what about a vehicle i would call it...

[wide spear]

we been waiting for so long

[craggy stream]

We were the same with the cayo update until I leaked the fucking cars and it just killed everyone’s hopes

[regal patrol]

[muted kernel]

Gallivanter ??? (Based on Land Rover Defender)

[wide spear]

YESSIRRRRRRR

[regal patrol]

Gallivanter Bastion

Alternatively, Gallivanter Rampart

[wide spear]

this update has this whole channel hyped

thats whats up

i hope it lives up to the hype

[wide spear]

that works

[regal patrol]

Yes what about it

[muted kernel]

can't wait to review the Celica

[regal patrol]

I know what a bastion is

[wide spear]

bastion is a good name for it

[regal patrol]

I know what a rampart is too

[wide spear]

with a new place to meet up and test rides

hmmmm

test drives?

also specific car meet locations?

dynos?

[regal patrol]

Stop speculating so early

You're killing the fun

[loud oasis]

Plot twist: They make it boring to drive

[wide spear]

sorry sorry

[regal patrol]

I don't blame you

[craggy stream]

I hope

[muted kernel]

what about NSX?

[craggy stream]

Petition to make the miata slow as fuck

[wide spear]

nuu

[muted kernel]

(based on 1992 Honda NSX-R)

[loud oasis]

It's not a fast car IRL anyway

[regal patrol]

They're probably gonna combine the Miata and RX7 into one car

[craggy stream]

Exactly

[wide spear]

ye

[regal patrol]

I told a dude to stop speculating
So now I can't speculate myself
Cha Cha real smooth

[ashen mulch]

are we confirmed a miata?

[wide spear]

im waiting for yt to be filled in the next hr wit videos

regarding the next update

and "leaks"

[loud oasis]

Nope, pure speculation by someone here.

[regal patrol]

I'm not watching any of them

[wide spear]

by me

hehe

[wide spear]

same

[regal patrol]

Gonna keep my expectations open

[wide spear]

yes yes

[regal patrol]

I wanna be surprised

[craggy stream]

I just want more garage expansions

[regal patrol]

So I swear to God crown

[craggy stream]

Last summer was great

[ashen mulch]

I'm gonna speculate a supercar from a brand that doesn't have a supercar

[regal patrol]

Buick

[wide spear]

nice

[craggy stream]

YO SHYSTER SUPERCAR

[loud oasis]

Keep your expectations low so you don't get burnt. It's still a GTA Online update after all.

[wide spear]

tru

[ashen mulch]

hmmm

What about a Buick Rivera?

[craggy stream]

SHYSTER WE420

[regal patrol]

I did that for cyberpunk and I thoroughly enjoyed that

[ashen mulch]

Mixed with a Pontiac star Chief

[regal patrol]

Heheh funny weed number

[wide spear]

lmaoooo

[craggy stream]

Funny weed number

I mean what else are you gonna name a ME412

[regal patrol]

Fair

[ashen mulch]

hmmmm

I'm also gonna speculate a jdm car from FNF

and a new BF vehicle

[craggy stream]

Celica already

[regal patrol]

I'm not speculating anything

And not because I told someone not to and it would make me a hypocrite if I did

[craggy stream]

@regal patrol BF supercar time

[wide spear]

ahh yes

[regal patrol]

I genuinely don't want to ruin it for myself

[ashen mulch]

hmmmm

[muted kernel]

That's VW W12 (forgotten one)

[ashen mulch]

new ubermacht vehicle?

maybe a G80 or G82

[muted kernel]

ig VW made this car to prove that they can built a supercar

[indigo hemlock]

is it the nardo

[muted kernel]

yes, it is

[muted kernel]

BMW M8 maybe?

[severe pewter]

https://twitter.com/rockstargames/status/1394640218104418306?s=21

Rockstar Games (@RockstarGames)

New GTA Online updates on the way, including new Stunt Races, new Deadline arenas and Survivals.

And car culture is back on the streets in a big way later this summer, with a new place to meet up and test rides, new stolen vehicles to acquire, and more.

https://t.co/4pgBWLh3xv

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IS THAT A FUCKING CELICA

[indigo hemlock]

i dont like the nardo

[regal patrol]

Farxxs you're late

[muted kernel]

yes, that's a celica

[severe pewter]

Listen right

I was in an exam

Only now did I load discord

[indigo hemlock]

with a karin logo

[wide spear]

too big

[indigo hemlock]

i may return to gta

[severe pewter]

Karin is Toyota

[ashen mulch]

I said months ago we're getting a Celica

[severe pewter]

Soo

[regal patrol]

And the notifications hit you like a freight train

[wide spear]

lmaoooooo

[craggy stream]

Honda Celica

Honda Supra

[ashen mulch]

silence

[regal patrol]

Soup bruh

[ashen mulch]

I will not have Celica Clander

Yes that was an intentional misspell

[wide spear]

this exists

[severe pewter]

I don’t have notifications for discord

[muted kernel]

How about this one? Nissan 300zx

[wide spear]

annis

uhh

[indigo hemlock]

annis 150xz

[wide spear]

^

[regal patrol]

Annis 150XD

[wide spear]

[muted kernel]

Fun fact: Nissan 300zx has a same headlights from Lamborghini Diablo (Infernus Classic)

[ashen mulch]

nice idea

[regal patrol]

Other way around but yeah

[indigo hemlock]

how bout a mk5 supra

[ashen mulch]

Might finally bring the euros back

[regal patrol]

And it has bus taillights

The Diablo does

[ashen mulch]

No

[muted kernel]

Euros? you're right

[indigo hemlock]

yes

[true silo]

Mk5 meh

[muted kernel]

Euros based on Nissan 300zx

[indigo hemlock]

annis euros

[ashen mulch]

MK5 shite

give us more obscure jdm cars

Ngl I want a kei truck with a load of bozosuko mods

[true silo]

Can't call it shit, but mk5 doesn't feel like a soupra

[sick tulip]

I fdint have permission to send umages

[wide spear]

yes yes

[regal patrol]

What

[craggy stream]

MK5 ain’t that bad

[wide spear]

get to level 5

[true silo]

More than level5 required

[muted kernel]

Ingot needs more customization options like VD90R, Stratum also need more

[sick tulip]

Ok

Thanks

[true silo]

I mean, the mk4 soupra was better IMO

[wide spear]

can the f620 finally get more customization plsss

[regal patrol]

People shit on the Mkt Supra because it had some parts commissioned from BMW

[true silo]

Ain't that bad, but I liked the old ones more. Tbh, the mk5 soupra was kinda disappointing

[ashen mulch]

no I shit on it because it hit my cousins cat

[regal patrol]

but neglect to acknowledge the fact that it sold well and is reportedly a very fun vehicle to drive

[true silo]

I'm just saying about the designs tho

[ashen mulch]

poor cat had a broken leg

[regal patrol]

The designs were both products of their respective times

[true silo]

Ik

[muted kernel]

at least i hope they brought back Sentinel, Uranus, Hakumai, etc from GTA IV to V

[ashen mulch]

hakumai is plausible

[sick tulip]

How to get to level 5

[true silo]

Talk more

[sick tulip]

Thanks

[true silo]

And stay longer

[sick tulip]

Can i spam?

[ashen mulch]

No

[toxic lagoon]

NO

[true silo]

[sick tulip]

Ok

[ashen mulch]

also

Hakumai is plausible

Slap on a few race livery

[sick tulip]

My dad loves gta

[ashen mulch]

give it a bodykit

Bam

[sick tulip]

He made me make a full suv and offroader garage

[wide spear]

mans does not realise new update moment

[sick tulip]

Worth 13 million

[wide spear]

he has no hype

killing hype

[regal patrol]

Good for you

Talk about the new update or go away now

[sick tulip]

I dont have high hopes from it

[wide spear]

also nov 11th release date for pisstation 5 and eggsboux

nice

finally

[indigo hemlock]

woosh

[ashen mulch]

I have high ish hopes

I love the celica so

[grim lichen]

What is this bruh?

[wide spear]

need miata

[sick tulip]

There might be only a fps and graphics boost with some shi*ty cars

[wide spear]

this is perfect miata moment

[wide spear]

get out

hype killer

[sick tulip]

Sorry sir

[ashen mulch]

Have some optimism

[sick tulip]

I wont do so anymote

[regal patrol]

Death yourself

[sick tulip]

Deluxo mk2

[ashen mulch]

It can't be worse than the Cayo update

[wide spear]

😐

[sick tulip]

New businesess

[wide spear]

bro

[regal patrol]

Bro

[wide spear]

have u not seen the post

[regal patrol]

R* made a newswire

[sick tulip]

Yes

[wide spear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/823942972969975878/844204708347510845/image0.png

commit read

[regal patrol]

I can do you one better

https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/3981k373a7a9ok/details-on-new-updates-to-g-t-a-online-and-red-dead-online?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=o_social&utm_campaign=gtao_announcement_updates-20210518

Here's the full article

[wide spear]

[ashen mulch]

I have

[sterile root]

Is where you get vehicles

[ashen mulch]

I've already read the article

[wide spear]

pb not u i meant the garv dude

[ashen mulch]

a

[narrow viper]

which one better?

[sick tulip]

Seems to be cool

[ashen mulch]

Top

[regal patrol]

Top

[narrow viper]

aight

[sterile root]

Is this where you can trade and get modded cars?

[sick tulip]

Did anyone notice there was a new intel ai thingy that made graphics realistic

[regal patrol]

!lfg @sterile root

[simple gorge]

@sterile root, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @regal patrol

[regal patrol]

Yes it was a mod

[sick tulip]

Seems to be great if comes to ps

[wide spear]

OK HOLY SHIT

THE NEWSWIRE HAS ME HYPED EVEN MORE

[ashen mulch]

that's will never happen

[regal patrol]

Have you not read it yet

[wide spear]

this might actually be a good fucking update

[ashen mulch]

*that

[wide spear]

not until now i j saw the ig post that was it

[sick tulip]

@wide spear i hope

[wide spear]

dude

if this is done properly

[sick tulip]

I WANT REAL CARS IN THE GAME

[wide spear]

*licenses

thatll never happen

[regal patrol]

That will never happen

[ashen mulch]

Cringe

[sick tulip]

BIG PROBLEMS

[regal patrol]

It would ruin GTA

[ashen mulch]

That steals all of GTAs charm

[sick tulip]

They have earnt so much from this game caNt they buy licences?

[ashen mulch]

It'd be a waste

[loud oasis]

It's not even practical.

[quick oriole]

New DLC coming again already wow

[regal patrol]

They don't want to buy licenses; they absolutely could

[quick oriole]

Summer Special felt like yesterday

[ashen mulch]

To add real cars to a game centered around mixed cars

[ashen mulch]

Felt like centuries ago

[regal patrol]

Gta is a satirical parody of real life; having licensed cars would ruin GTA's ability to satirize things

[loud oasis]

A game like GTA trying to license cars will run into the issue of companies just flat out refusing, regardless of how much money you want to throw at them.

[quick oriole]

ahem Ferrari

[regal patrol]

See Ferrari, see Bugatti

[sick tulip]

You are right

[true silo]

[sick tulip]

But they exist in different racing games

[regal patrol]

GTA isn't a racing game

[ashen mulch]

[quick oriole]

Hmmm it is time for 2 new supercars to overtake Emerus and Krieger.

[loud oasis]

This would not have happened if GTA uses licensed cars. Porsche was still firmly within EA's grip at the time.

[sick tulip]

The brands and names could be a bit different but similar like porsche is borsche

[quick oriole]

The Vagner was 2017, lasted 2 years until Emerus/Krieger in 2019

Here we are in 2021

[regal patrol]

Literally no different from what we have now

[loud oasis]

Sure.

[quick oriole]

Every year theres been an open wheel addition since the introduction of the class in 2019

Maybe this time we get a turbo hybrid F1

[sick tulip]

And logos could be similar they are just too different

[regal patrol]

Bro

[ashen mulch]

Not really?

[quick oriole]

And a last gen Indycar

[ashen mulch]

Have you seen vapids logo

[regal patrol]

GTA is a satirical parody, not a blatent parody

[loud oasis]

2022-spec F1

[rotund elm]

is the new car GT86

[regal patrol]

Being a boring parody would removed a lot of GTA's charm

[severe pewter]

Formula E car

[ashen mulch]

In what world does that look like a GT86

[severe pewter]

It’s a celica

[ashen mulch]

it's a Celica

[quick oriole]

@loud oasis i want to see a 2017-2021 before that tho

[rotund elm]

sad celica

[sick tulip]

I legitimately want a toyota fortuner and ford everest in the game

[regal patrol]

Hey fuck you

[ashen mulch]

I want a new landboat in gta

[loud oasis]

Plot twist: You get a 2021 F1! But it drives like a Haas.

[ashen mulch]

Praying we get one

[quick oriole]

but still ends up with a lap time faster than BR8

[severe pewter]

‘64 eldorado

[rotund elm]

calm down

[regal patrol]

Celica is more charming then the GT-86

[ashen mulch]

True

[quick oriole]

So now you’re forced to SF1000 simulator in every open wheel race cuz its still faster than last gen

[sick tulip]

I want new and realistic interiors for cars

[regal patrol]

Doubt

[ashen mulch]

I don't care about interior

They're gonna reuse them

[sick tulip]

I love driving in first person

[ashen mulch]

mark my words

[sick tulip]

Marked

[regal patrol]

If nothing else we'll not get any new interiors

[loud oasis]

Don't expect anything in terms of interior

[ashen mulch]

I swear if we get another lame Italian or French sports car I'm rioting

[quick oriole]

Interiors exist? Woahh

[sick tulip]

We want new offroaders

[rotund elm]

don’t fuck me i am just expressing my sadness of wrongly thinking that the car is a gt86

[sick tulip]

And suvs

[rotund elm]

toros

[ashen mulch]

no

YOU want new SUVs

[sick tulip]

Yes

[quick oriole]

Like what?

[ashen mulch]

Fucking sick of those ugly sacks of shit

[regal patrol]

Hellcat Durango.

[ashen mulch]

Name a French sports car

[true silo]

Hope I'm not too late

[ashen mulch]

perhaps

OK look

[quick oriole]

Alpine A110

[sick tulip]

A new best vehicle in each class

[ashen mulch]

Old SUVs

[ashen mulch]

I think that'd be fine

I do not want another ferrari

[true silo]

haha everyone hoping for a good car huh? we're talking with r*

[severe pewter]

Hellcat Durango, trackhawk, hellion LWB

[regal patrol]

We got some cool shit in the los Santos Summer Special

[severe pewter]

Hellion lwb would just be

A patrol

That’s a 4 door

Rather than 2

[ashen mulch]

non lifted hellion when

[fickle talon]

ex the yosemite (i think)

[regal patrol]

@severe pewter I'd buy it

[sick tulip]

We want a range rover defender

[true silo]

Don't hope it to be that good tho :sadge:

[quick oriole]

I think they’re out of Ferraris by now lmao

[regal patrol]

We got the Yosemite Rancher in the LSSP update

[ashen mulch]

My uncle works on them and never shuts up about them

[sick tulip]

We want buggati centodieci

[regal patrol]

The base yosemite has been here for awhile

[fickle talon]

ohhhhhh

[severe pewter]

Roma

[regal patrol]

Leave

[ashen mulch]

Please can we just have a new old Cadillac

Or an old 40s Pontiac

[sick tulip]

We want an escalade

We want weird and fun vehicles

[indigo hemlock]

hmm so were getting a celica

[quick oriole]

The only Ferrari that hasnt been covered in one way or another that is worth doing so is the F50

[fickle talon]

you mean a house on wheels 🤔

[sick tulip]

Yes

[rotund elm]

just drive cars is ok

[regal patrol]

Garv you keep making these bold assumptions...

[quick oriole]

Then again Toreador was based off some Lamborghini Ive never heard of before from the 70s

[regal patrol]

60s

[sick tulip]

Not assumptions they are demands

[regal patrol]

They are assumptions lol

[quick oriole]

60s? Their product line wasn’t just 100% tractors at that point?

[slender elk]

Someone making car meet ?

[regal patrol]

Not all of us want a centiodieci Bugatti

[sick tulip]

I would love to see a cargobob with magnet

[simple gorge]

@slender elk, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @true silo

[regal patrol]

Miura came about in the 60s

[severe pewter]

What I really want is more powerful wagons

[ashen mulch]

Yes

[regal patrol]

They had made several cars in the 60s actually

[true silo]

Wagons...

[severe pewter]

GIVE ME AN RS2

Smh

[quick oriole]

Damn 60s is when Enzo really pissed everyone off

[severe pewter]

RS6

[ashen mulch]

Dodge coronet superbee wagon

[quick oriole]

Ford GT40

Lamborghini Miura

[true silo]

pontanic

[severe pewter]

Bullet classic

Yeah!

[sick tulip]

Futo hatchback

[ashen mulch]

wait

[quick oriole]

Neither wouldve happened if Enzo wasn’t so....Italian.

[rotund elm]

pos civic

[ashen mulch]

1956 Pontiac Safari

[regal patrol]

Vapid Hollow point

[ashen mulch]

Wagon

[sick tulip]

Better and uniquely sounding cars

[rotund elm]

fast prius

[regal patrol]

Don't think we'll get any new sounds either

[long fiber]

GOPNIK MOBILE

lol

[fickle talon]

not till gta 6 so yea never

[ashen mulch]

No

I'm tired of meme vehicles

We got a go kart

For 1bn

[severe pewter]

That isn’t even raceable

That’s the whole point of go karts

To race them

[severe pewter]

Hmmm

A small led strip

Creating all that light

[proven tiger]

just hit lvl 73 so these are my 1st custom cars

pls rate them

[craggy stream]

Rancid and moldy

[ashen mulch]

solid garbage

[pure salmon]

I uhh... think that's saying FWD.

[ashen mulch]

CELICAAAA

[narrow viper]

Is this GTA's version of the Toyota Celica from the 90's ?

[twilit ocean]

is the hellfire worth

[pure salmon]

It's overrated IMO.

[narrow viper]

So is this Tuners And Outlaws ?

It says something about robberies aswell

[ashen mulch]

Yes

[ashen mulch]

And that was my theory

[narrow viper]

Yeah

Outlaws

Robberies

Makes sense right ?

Oh god i hope we wont have a car with the issi sport type bodykit

[narrow viper]

power of syska

Where the wheels are fitted like shit

I hope this is a cross-gen update

Just like Heists

[narrow viper]

every muscle lover should have that

[craggy stream]

@narrow viper despite the sticker saying 4 wheel rotational system

[dusty oak]

im back from the gulag

[wide spear]

nice

mute

or ban

[dusty oak]

mute

[fickle talon]

damm what for

[regal patrol]

@dusty oak new update

[dusty oak]

hating scotty kilmer

[ashen mulch]

who?

[dusty oak]

Scotty Kilmer

the celica guy

the boomer who hates on new cars

[ashen mulch]

Ah

[dusty oak]

he is a boomer tho

i was joking when i said boomer but ig im spittin facts

[fickle talon]

lmao

[wide spear]

he is a boomer

jesus english

[dusty oak]

scotty kilmer worst car youtuber

[loud oasis]

[dusty oak]

name someone worse

[green hamlet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.
For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community
Requested by: @loud oasis

[soft nimbus]

@loud oasis

Wat u say matt

[fickle talon]

fax

[dusty oak]

dubai po po

[soft nimbus]

Dubai?

[dusty oak]

yeah

the coutnry

[narrow viper]

dubai police

[dusty oak]

country*

[soft nimbus]

What u mean

[dusty oak]

po po is police

[wide spear]

lowkey gives me tdu vibes

[soft nimbus]

Ahhhh

[loud oasis]

Visione's stock wheels are too good to be replaced.

[dusty oak]

the po po, 5-0, one time

[narrow viper]

what's tdu again?

[soft nimbus]

Yah Matt..I felt compelled to change..but stock was best

[gritty python]

Test drive unlimited

[narrow viper]

oh

never played that

[soft nimbus]

Matty

[dusty oak]

this better be in the next update or i quit gta

[soft nimbus]

Xa21 @loud oasis

[lament briar]

no ya aint

[gritty python]

Goodbye

[narrow viper]

just get mods

[dusty oak]

no

im not a pc boi

[gritty python]

Never gonna happen

[dusty oak]

i just want a red tag

[wide spear]

Test Drive Unlimited

[soft nimbus]

Tats actually a McLaren P1 gtr livery

[narrow viper]

ye sid just said that

[dusty oak]

paint it yellow

[soft nimbus]

[narrow viper]

y'k what's special abt the mod?

[dusty oak]

[narrow viper]

wait brb

[soft nimbus]

Wats y'all favourite radio song in gta online

[craggy stream]

Lucas Daniel sketch of the day

[soft nimbus]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

New update

Ahhhhhh

WELP

[fickle talon]

lmao

[soft nimbus]

Hypers

[dusty oak]

hood Gone Love it

[soft nimbus]

New update to GTA online

Ahhhhhhhhh

[dusty oak]

that song is a whole ass mood

[soft nimbus]

Me likes photograph def leopard

[dusty oak]

[soft nimbus]

And part all the time

[muted kernel]

i don't care anymore - Phil Collins

[craggy stream]

@narrow viper kinda ironic how you said we’d never get any gta updates with overhyped jdm cars a day before the update was announced

[dusty oak]

g

l

a

m

[soft nimbus]

[dusty oak]

o

r

o

u

s

[soft nimbus]

Me likes circle in the sand too

[muted kernel]

Non-Stop Pop FM

[dusty oak]

Im Free

[soft nimbus]

If u leave me now

[dusty oak]

Danger Zone

[muted kernel]

you know licensing agreement? i think it's 10 year or so

[soft nimbus]

Whiskey river

[dusty oak]

sad trevor song

[elfin oyster]

guys starling or b11?

[dusty oak]

[narrow viper]

okay so yall wanna know why that nsx is one of the best mods?

[soft nimbus]

Yeah it plays when Trevor delivers Patricia

[soft nimbus]

Broooo e and e November 11th

Hypers

[dusty oak]

server roleplay idea, one person with a blue tag gets lfg'ed, gets a 1 week ban for toxicity

WHY DOES GTA VEHICLES HAVE A SLOWMODE

[sick tulip]

Beacouse it beacme too busy

[craggy stream]

@dusty oak because some dumbass decided to spam glamorous

[loud oasis]

I don't see why you of all people are surprised

[dusty oak]

oh

[craggy stream]

Nice job

[dusty oak]

understandable

sorry

[sick tulip]

Please disable slowmode

[dusty oak]

i should go..

[loud oasis]

5s is nothing for normal users anyway

[fickle talon]

we are very chill people well idk about @dusty oak but the rest of us yea

[sick tulip]

I have a ps5.(I am flexing) get jealous bro.

[green hamlet]

@sick tulip Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.
Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.
This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting
Requested by: @loud oasis

[craggy stream]

Congrats on having the worst platform out of the trio when it comes to gta car communities I guess?

[dusty oak]

[craggy stream]

Matt hit us with your stone cold lock of the century when it comes to guessing one of the new cars

[sick tulip]

Man I am really expecting something good from expanded and enhanced

[narrow viper]

I wonder how the multi part robberies are gonna be

[sick tulip]

In terms of cars

[loud oasis]

~~ a celica~~

[dusty oak]

id really like to know when i wasnt chill today @fickle talon

[loud oasis]

I don't do wild guesses

[craggy stream]

We hit multiple banks or convenience stores and fly in a car as fast as we can

[lament briar]

celica taillights probably

[ashen mulch]

Integra front

[narrow viper]

Maybe truck robberies like in F&F

[soft nimbus]

New underground car meet area

[fickle talon]

idk lmao...

[soft nimbus]

No one hyped for new underground carmeet area

[dusty oak]

well why did you say something about me not being chill

[wide spear]

i am bruh

thats gonna b fucking sick

i cant wait for the underground area

[nocturne thistle]

This channel’s getting a lot more attention

[soft nimbus]

Can't waiiiitttt

[wide spear]

itll b like fuckin irl

[sick tulip]

An oppressor mk3 would kill the game if it was even bulletproof and explosive resistance as the bmx.(I really dont want it to come)

[dusty oak]

gets muted for "toxicity"

[fickle talon]

it wasa joke

[loud oasis]

The casino has one and it was barely used even at launch

[wide spear]

[dusty oak]

ok

[wide spear]

optimism matt

[craggy stream]

But this time we get to actually drive

[soft nimbus]

I realised new multi robbery missions new racing modes

[sick tulip]

I want a feature to give cars to other players at a price we want

[wide spear]

i dont think theyre adding that any time soon

so basically auction house

[sick tulip]

Yes

Would be great huh?

[wide spear]

but if u have an auction house, ur prolly gon have a auction house heist

[nocturne thistle]

Yeah, i can only imagine the new underground area’s gonna be similar to the music locker. Popular for the first week of the update or so and then completely dead afterwards

[wide spear]

think bout it

[sick tulip]

I am not into car meets as such

[soft nimbus]

Wats car is that they showed.. that pic is taken at the entrance to the basement carmeet

[wide spear]

hey atleast u wont get bothered by cops

and u can do whatever tf u want down there

[regal patrol]

We're thinking it's a Celica

[wide spear]

itll b nice

[wide spear]

it issss hehehehehe

[craggy stream]

It is a celica though

Also funny lucas sketch prior to the update

[wide spear]

mans whats wit the timer on this channel too

[nocturne thistle]

Looks more like the Richards majestics garage door to be honest

[craggy stream]

Blame @dusty oak

[sick tulip]

We want faster gta online loading times

[wide spear]

[craggy stream]

He decided to spam

[wide spear]

remove timer plssssss

this channel is sm better witout the timer

[fickle talon]

why one of the most dead channels out of all to

well it aint dead but

[soft nimbus]

It's because of the update hype... and it's fully vechile based

[dusty oak]

ok but whats the problem with slowmode

[wide spear]

slowmode in this channel big gae

[soft nimbus]

It's just 5 secs

[dusty oak]

it takes 5 seconds to type a message anyway

[wide spear]

no i can type faster

[sick tulip]

Hehehehe

I fast as hell boi

[dusty oak]

well are we sending messages every 5 seconds?

[wide spear]

yes basically

[soft nimbus]

Iam sure they will remove itsoon when the hype dies down

[ashen mulch]

Nah they mods know this channel is gonna blow up

[wide spear]

tru tru

[dusty oak]

i make enough errors to take over 5 seconds

[wide spear]

[nocturne thistle]

They had a chance to add the bolide in last update, hopefully they do this time around 🤞

[sick tulip]

We want the rdr2 engine for gta

[dusty oak]

i type at 40-50 wpm

[soft nimbus]

Has this channel been this active before?

[dusty oak]

93% accuracy

[severe pewter]

Of course

[wide spear]

yes yes

[dusty oak]

id say its active right now

[fickle talon]

ya

[nocturne thistle]

Believe me, it’s been way more active than it is right now

[wide spear]

^

[sick tulip]

I dont want ps4 and ps5 servers to be separated though i have a ps5

[dusty oak]

sometimes i cant even reply to messages bc people send messages too fast

i think i enjoy slowmode for that reason

[wide spear]

the time has come my friend, the time has come

[soft nimbus]

Matt been typing too long

[wide spear]

ban wave incoming

[loud oasis]

Typing test WPM doesn't really have much to do in a live chat. In a test you have a very clear idea and no doubt about what you're typing.

[dusty oak]

someone finna get muted

[sick tulip]

Dont say so my romeo

[wide spear]

sus

[nocturne thistle]

They won’t be. PS5 servers would be dead for the rest of the year if they were.

[spice idol]

A new cars update soon? :0

[ember canopy]

Yo what's this

[loud oasis]

I'm 80-90 WPM in a test, and look at how long it took for me to complete that message up there.

[sick tulip]

At least 2 years from now?

[wide spear]

celica

[ember canopy]

LETS GO

[wide spear]

new kor for new update men

[ember canopy]

Is there anything else?

[wide spear]

yes yes, plenty

[nocturne thistle]

A lot of JDM vibes

[wide spear]

hit em wit the newswire

[soft nimbus]

@ember canopy https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/3981k373a7a9ok/details-on-new-updates-to-g-t-a-online-and-red-dead-online

[dusty oak]

im faster when im typing something that i wanna type rather than a paragraph to follow

[wide spear]

nice

[regal patrol]

Wait the implemented a chat timer feature? Lmao

[dusty oak]

if im typing in a live chat, im faster there than a typing test

[craggy stream]

@ashen mulch wishlist time

[regal patrol]

To this chat, not to discord

[ember canopy]

Any other new cars?

[regal patrol]

I'm not that braindead

[wide spear]

YES YES YES

[ashen mulch]

[craggy stream]

@regal patrol midnight pulled a smooth brain move and spammed this chat

[soft nimbus]

@craggy stream wat software. U draw nice

[dusty oak]

i kinda like the rx7

[craggy stream]

We already got this revealed so poggers

[sick tulip]

We want more armored vehicles with bulletfroofness as nightshark and windows like kuruma

[dusty oak]

im gonna get hated, but i despise the pulsar

[nocturne thistle]

My god that savestra is beautiful

[fickle talon]

my estimation of price 1.5 -1.3 mill

[regal patrol]

Nice going midnight

[wide spear]

none others confirmed atm

[spice idol]

Wait, why does this chat have a timer?

[ember canopy]

My wishlist is just
Karmann Ghia
Proper VW Scirocco
And thats about it lol

[nocturne thistle]

Bugatti Bolide?

[dusty oak]

if i keep getting hate messages im gonna have to leave the server and make a new acc

[sick tulip]

We want a non armored proper zr380

[dusty oak]

[ember canopy]

Maybe a 2009 audi rs5 but I'm happy with the 8f drafter tbh

[hushed spear]

What

BRUH THERE IS SLOWMODE

[dusty oak]

people hate me bc the slowmode

[wide spear]

YES PROPER SCIROCCO YES YES YES

[wide spear]

^

[dusty oak]

im gonna end up leaving the server and making a new account

[wide spear]

bruh lmaooooo

[nocturne thistle]

Updated 9F to match the modern day R8’s

[wide spear]

possible

[regal patrol]

That was a bit if an overreaction, no?

[dusty oak]

idk

[wide spear]

nahhh 9f mk2

[ember canopy]

These three pls

Love them

[dusty oak]

i understand i caused a slowmode but god damn, people seem to be really observant of it

[regal patrol]

you

[nocturne thistle]

We’ve been suggesting it for every recent update but to no prevail

[wide spear]

i saw that

[craggy stream]

We can dream right?

[loud oasis]

FYI, slow mode likely would've happened anyway. You just made it happen quicker.

[nocturne thistle]

[wide spear]

tru tru

[ember canopy]

Yes yes yes so much yes

[sick tulip]

Who wants a dadaby convertible?

[ember canopy]

God I'm hyped

[wide spear]

u made this mans day

[sick tulip]

Who like the albany vstr?

I am loving it

Won it on podium

[nocturne thistle]

Well, just gotta wait and hope this is a good vehicle update unlike the summer update

[soft nimbus]

What is hype is the dlc update is THIS month. Like 10 days left in May

[ember canopy]

Bennys vehicles wishlist
Picador
Blista Widebody
Stallion
Surfer

[sick tulip]

It should be better than cayo perico update

And give us a new heist for sure

[wide spear]

@regal patrol

[nocturne thistle]

And hopefully this time around, NO MASSIVE MONEY GLITCHES AND BAN WAVES

[dusty oak]

stallion as a bennys

[soft nimbus]

I 100% love Benny's surfer. And strech limo too

[regal patrol]

Nobody

[dusty oak]

money glitches are fine, i want godmode gone

[regal patrol]

Everyone unanimously hates it

[dusty oak]

godmode has gone too far, i see way to much of it

[nocturne thistle]

The vegemite of cars in GTA

[sick tulip]

I want separate lobbys for greifers

[dusty oak]

i stg if they remove duping

[loud oasis]

YES, GERMAN BETTER

[fickle talon]

kinda why i play xbox a little more than pc cuz of modders

[regal patrol]

Exactly

[ember canopy]

I just want stallion customisations

[sick tulip]

We want a realistic bmw x6

[dusty oak]

sounds like a good idea

[craggy stream]

Horny

[ember canopy]

Hot

[dusty oak]

horny

[wide spear]

bro, we want a mk2 futo

[nocturne thistle]

Deutschland forever 🇩🇪

[regal patrol]

you want a realistic bmw x6

[ember canopy]

X6? Isn't that the suv

[regal patrol]

We want more satirical GTA cars

[dusty oak]

futo hatch with current futo front end

[wide spear]

nah nah gt86 boye

[sick tulip]

Suv coupe

[ember canopy]

Cringe

[narrow viper]

Bf club mk2 like golf mk2?

[wide spear]

or a bennys futo wit a proper widebody

[ember canopy]

Don't like suvs

[regal patrol]

I don't like most SUVs

[loud oasis]

He wants a realistic car... and he requests a fucking SUV 🤢

[dusty oak]

ae86 hatch without pop ups is lit

[wide spear]

and not the street kit

[regal patrol]

Hellcat Durango gets a pass

[wide spear]

isnt that the 85 levin

[nocturne thistle]

I wouldn’t mind 1 or 2 SUV’s added in

[dusty oak]

idk

[wide spear]

jeep trackhawk, durango srt

[nocturne thistle]

The only real good one right now is the toros to be honest

[wide spear]

there u go, perf suvs

[fickle talon]

i mean i think there is only like 2 good ones

[ember canopy]

I think I'm speaking for all of us when I say that i want a proper modern wagon

[dusty oak]

thats the same car my guy (pretty much)

[wide spear]

YES

[regal patrol]

Burn it

[craggy stream]

@true silo

[ember canopy]

Like one that's not old as fuck

Like the fagaloa

[nocturne thistle]

Yeah, the toros and squaddie as that technically classes as an SUV

[dusty oak]

cougar??

[wide spear]

i meannnn

[regal patrol]

Fuck off with your asphalt 8 concept BS

[wide spear]

^

[dusty oak]

LOL I THOUGHT OF THAT TOO

[fickle talon]

lmao

[fluid sleet]

Shoutout to anyone who made a jester classic that doesn’t look like this

[craggy stream]

@ember canopy fuck you, have an old wagon

[narrow viper]

Oooo

[fluid sleet]

Do you draw these yourself? That’s good

[narrow viper]

Based off a auddi a4?

[nocturne thistle]

Only time can tell, we just gotta hope n wish

[ember canopy]

That's not old

By old I mean pre 1990

[fickle talon]

i mean respect to paul walker but god damm is it overused

[craggy stream]

I want proper old wagons

[sick tulip]

A chevy impala?

[ember canopy]

Or rather, 1970 or earlier

[narrow viper]

Audi rs6 v8 but it's drafter

[craggy stream]

Fuck the Stallion, gimmie this

[regal patrol]

Paul walker had nothing to do with that car other then he drove it in that one movie

[fluid sleet]

Every. Fucking. Car Meet. I host there’s like 50 of em lmao - same with the r34 inspired elegy

[fluid sleet]

Eww

Stallion nicer back end

[craggy stream]

False

[dusty oak]

66 impala best impala

[ember canopy]

Yes

[narrow viper]

gtao players when you ask them to be original with car designs (impossible)

[narrow viper]

Just make the drafter more growly and sound mean

[wide spear]

wants

[spice idol]

nano pog

[dusty oak]

make the dom gtx faster

[craggy stream]

@ember canopy

[mighty widget]

Ikr

[ember canopy]

Even more mean?

[shell galleon]

boobs

[ember canopy]

It's already really growly

[dusty oak]

dominator gtx is ass

[fluid sleet]

Hemi cuda inspired Ghauntlet Classic

[dusty oak]

ayo @fluid sleet

[ember canopy]

S p r i t z e r

[narrow viper]

rockstar pls

[fluid sleet]

If it had a better speed it would be nicer

I like the design but it’s too slow

A fucking 50s Ford smokes it

[ember canopy]

Caracara 4x4 kinda looks like that

[narrow viper]

As in it looks meaner and growls more

[dusty oak]

i watched your video on best cars for each class

[fluid sleet]

(The clique)

[ember canopy]

Oh

[dusty oak]

nice work on that vid

[sick tulip]

A new 6x6

[fickle talon]

my friend won it at the casino i felt so bad for him he used it once and i never saw it again

[wide spear]

i want a trx not a raptor

[fluid sleet]

Ah right thanks bro , appreciate it 😄

[regal patrol]

Sorta kinda not really

[fluid sleet]

Anyone know if the primo is faster or slower than primo custom

[ember canopy]

I think they're equal but no clue

[fluid sleet]

And does anyone have tips on how to 3 wheel a low rider - I removed my l3 but still can’t hit it

[narrow viper]

i have a page on gta fan wiki for a gtao update that adds cars like a nash metropolitan

pretty based imo

[sick tulip]

A volkswagon beetle(old)

[compact cairn]

[fluid sleet]

People still know nash cars existed?

[regal patrol]

Already got one

[narrow viper]

r* sleeping on millions of classic cars to add movie ricer 585

[craggy stream]

Cooler panto

[regal patrol]

Imagine if they added the dodge omnilete

[fluid sleet]

Draw a figaro or a 930 turbo

[narrow viper]

do you use gta fanon wikia? i see these on some pages

[sick tulip]

Do we want teslas?

[regal patrol]

No

[narrow viper]

theres already one and its assshit

[wide spear]

YES YES YES

[regal patrol]

Stop saying "we"

[narrow viper]

This would look mean af

[narrow viper]

that literally looks like a gta car

[fickle talon]

ikr

[regal patrol]

Most of the time you say "we want something", it's just you that wants it

[loud oasis]

TRX is Ram's attempt to one-up the Raptor (Caracara's inspiration)

[craggy stream]

@regal patrol horny

[regal patrol]

[sick tulip]

Cargobob with magnet?

[regal patrol]

Ram/Dodge/SRT

[spice idol]

isnt that the cobra monaco

[craggy stream]

Shelby Daytona

[loud oasis]

You know they mean business when they included this in the interior

[narrow viper]

I did?

[spice idol]

oh that

[wide spear]

[regal patrol]

This is the Shelby Monaco

[sick tulip]

Ability to make any cars windows bulletproof?

[spice idol]

ah yes

[regal patrol]

And on the engine cover

[regal patrol]

Have that

[fickle talon]

for a second i thought this was taken in gta lmao