gta-vehicles

[soft nimbus]

popa

[olive bluff]

cake 😄 😮

[soft nimbus]

how is u fren

[olive bluff]

im not too good 😄 how are you 😊

[soft nimbus]

guuuuuuuuuuuuuuds

[olive bluff]

😊

[obtuse girder]

ඩ

[proper moss]

[merry bear]

[fleet crow]

[obtuse girder]

why epsilon bmw

[olive bluff]

excuse moi

[obtuse girder]

kifflom

[olive bluff]

is this epic? 😂

[fleet crow]

[olive bluff]

Gta car

[fleet crow]

Fat brioso before the fat brioso

[olive bluff]

what next car gta

[fleet crow]

Probably camaro

[olive bluff]

epic...

[obtuse girder]

If camaro this week then blaze doesnt lose the bet and therefore doesnt convert to ecola

So, lets pray they switch it with i dunno the Rhineheart

[fleet crow]

[olive bluff]

ecola is coca cola sprunk is sprite

np

[obtuse girder]

In gta both of them are sodas

[fleet crow]

If it camaro i have to join sprunk

[olive bluff]

yep!

[obtuse girder]

like coca colas type

[olive bluff]

lol

[obtuse girder]

No really

Sprunk has shares in ecola

[olive bluff]

?

oh

how u kno

[obtuse girder]

cause the stock market in story

[olive bluff]

oh

epic

[olive bluff]

is ur name an f1 driver

[obtuse girder]

yes

[olive bluff]

rather epic

[obtuse girder]

bottas but with 2 ss

cause

bottas's ass

[olive bluff]

yeah ik

oh

are you german

[obtuse girder]

no i mean bottas's ass as in the photo of him butt naked in a lake

[olive bluff]

oh lol

where are you from then

[obtuse girder]

romania

[olive bluff]

ooh

europe

nice!

[soft nimbus]

[obtuse girder]

cake

what is u doing lurking

[olive bluff]

are you from england

[obtuse girder]

havent got your daily dose of race car posts ?

[obtuse girder]

If he was english he'd have a stick up his ass and use mate more often than he thinks he would use

[strange apex]

Lol

[olive bluff]

💀💀

[merry bear]

What is the top speed of opressor mk1

[olive bluff]

mach 1

get it?

cause it sounds like mark 1 😂

[merry bear]

Lmao

[olive bluff]

thanks

[soft nimbus]

[olive bluff]

where are you from then 😄 lol

[soft nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/earth-gif-23335197

[olive bluff]

earth 🤯

[obtuse girder]

ball

[olive bluff]

are you european

[soft nimbus]

where u from

[olive bluff]

Denmark

[soft nimbus]

iam asian

[olive bluff]

oh

[obtuse girder]

thought something along the lines of timbutku

[olive bluff]

😄 👍

[candid venture]

Hi Asian, I'm tct99

[obtuse girder]

pog, wait denmark is one of those countries with more standards right ?

[soft nimbus]

iam kiwi

[olive bluff]

standards? what mean?

[soft nimbus]

i already told before innit

[olive bluff]

innit fam 😂

[soft nimbus]

[obtuse girder]

Like higher decency like i dunno its always clean on streets or something like that

[olive bluff]

ohhh yeah

very clean and happy country

[obtuse girder]

pog

[soft nimbus]

pop

[olive bluff]

[obtuse girder]

wait

w

[soft nimbus]

read my name

[olive bluff]

WGAT

[obtuse girder]

sir kek the third

[olive bluff]

is this real...

[soft nimbus]

not official

[olive bluff]

oh

[soft nimbus]

my calculated speculation

[olive bluff]

there is no way

[obtuse girder]

Man why pepe drinking so much coffee

[soft nimbus]

cookies and milk

then cake

[obtuse girder]

cake

[olive bluff]

coffee is nice 🤑

[obtuse girder]

whats your favourite cake

[soft nimbus]

man just remember i havent drank water in 12 hrs be right beck

[obtuse girder]

yeah but here in romania most of it tastes like piss

[olive bluff]

lmao 💀

[obtuse girder]

Like i think by now its an unwritten rule or something to make the shittest coffee you'll ever drink here

[olive bluff]

😭

[hallow bone]

you know whats good to listen when you driving a yellow FD in GTAV ?

m.o.v.e - Noizy Tribe or m.o.v.e - DOGFIGHT

[hardy crow]

whats a good super/hyper car to get in gta for customization and performance

[hallow bone]

JDM car is my recommendation

they always looks great

[sleek zephyr]

Man I wish there was a Crown Victoria in GTAO we can mod the shit out of

[sleek zephyr]

Eurobeat

[hallow bone]

i`ll say MOVE - Noizy Tribe or MOVE - Dogfight

hows that ?

[sleek zephyr]

You don't get it do you

https://tenor.com/view/mazda-rx7-initial-d-drift-race-gif-7197945

[hallow bone]

bruh Noizy Tribe is literally song for Keisuke FD

[sleek zephyr]

Lmao I forgot

Yeah you should listen to that

[hallow bone]

😂

[hallow bone]

i was like listening to both Noizy Tribe and Dogfight in playlist when im racing in this car even if im almost losing in race , i was like "im having fun"

[olive bluff]

s sour cc

[candid venture]

Hotring races are fun, specially when using this

[olive bluff]

doc hudson

[candid venture]

That's the hermes?

[fleet crow]

I wish hotring sabres came in different body styles tho
Even gta sa there was some variety

[narrow viper]

https://tenor.com/view/clone-clones-buzz-lightyear-toy-story-gif-21609842

[desert vigil]

Benefactor Stretch Panto

[desert vigil]

Torero XO

[candid venture]

Doesn't the hermes roll? I've heard a lot of ppl say how the hermes rolls but I couldn't seem to roll it

[hallow bone]

😂 bruh

[candid venture]

OK I'm starting to see it a bit now, maybe I'm so used to the vamos that the hermes behaves nicely

I think the brakes locking up is worse than it rolling tbh

[narrow viper]

If I buy a plane where can I find it

[fleet crow]

Hermes drives rather well
My only gripe with it is its low ride height

[fleet crow]

Do you have a hangar

[narrow viper]

yes

[fleet crow]

Is it there

[narrow viper]

but it’s not in there

I’m looking around for it

[fleet crow]

Then call Pegasus

[narrow viper]

ok

[robust swallow]

No

https://tenor.com/view/bob-odenkirk-better-call-saul-pointing-gif-8557710

[fleet crow]

Why am i summoned

[craggy stream]

The Camaro is 1.9 + 1 mil for HSW

It’s the priciest car in this update

[lament briar]

prelude
lude
postlude

[fleet crow]

Only 2 mill

Its ironic the camaro ss 1le is one of the cheapest v8 sportscars

[fleet crow]

What u gonna do with 4.8 billion

[fossil pilot]

how much is the r8, do we know?

[fleet crow]

Someone posted somewhere

Less than 2 definitely

[late cosmos]

Do we know yet if the Camaro will be Next-gen exclusive or not?

[gritty python]

Only hsw upgrades will be exclusive

[late cosmos]

Ok cool

[oblique zealot]

I hope the Vigero ZX is fast

Is it fast?

[craggy stream]

Are you on PS4 or PS5?

[oblique zealot]

Ps4

[craggy stream]

It’s slow as shit

[oblique zealot]

So on ps5 it’s fast?

[craggy stream]

Yeah

PS5 and xbox series have an upgrade for the Vigero

[oblique zealot]

Console generations doesn’t prove a vehicle is fast

[craggy stream]

No but new gen gets Hao’s Special Works which makes them extremely fast

There’s a reason why old gen and PC’s fastest car is still the Pariah

[oblique zealot]

But what I’m saying is that we don’t know if the Vigero ZX will get it

[craggy stream]

It does

It’s… filed as an HSW upgradable car

It’s also going to be free for gta+

[oblique zealot]

Do you have proof

[narrow viper]

Yeah vigero isnt what you guys expecting..

Weevil custom gon be faster

[ashen mulch]

just believe him

Why would she lie about that

[narrow viper]

She?

[gritty python]

She

[fleet crow]

[craggy stream]

“Gta+ members will be able to drive the new Vigero ZX with it’s HSW upgraded counterpart, alongside having access to two new exclusive liveries for the car” - Gta+prompt2 sourced by WildBrick

[ashen mulch]

Yes

[narrow viper]

[craggy stream]

The Vigero also has some really weird HSW parts

Like an HSW roof and side skirt

[narrow viper]

Bruh

[oblique zealot]

Isn’t it based of the ZL1

[craggy stream]

As well as “HSW armor” which could just be 120% or some shit

[craggy stream]

Yeah

[gritty python]

HSW paint when

[craggy stream]

It’s called chameleon

[gritty python]

[craggy stream]

But yeah after the Vigero, don’t believe anyone on any order

We don’t have any physical evidence, all we know is that it’ll either be the Kanjo or Sentinel Classic

[gritty python]

[narrow viper]

Weevil custom gonna carry

[craggy stream]

@gritty python also the same guy who spread the last rumor with the brioso being last is back

The boy who cried wolf moment

[gritty python]

[craggy stream]

What a muppet

[oblique zealot]

Will the 10f custom be separate in the dripfeed

[craggy stream]

The 10f custom and 10f should both be coming in October

Usually a bennys variant of a car drops with the normal variant on the same day or a week apart

[gritty python]

No actually Brioso was last in the sequence according to Tez2 on gtaforums until R* changed the sequence last week

[craggy stream]

Tez2 admitted he was wrong weeks before because he got called out on the website order being wack

[oblique zealot]

And?

[gritty python]

[craggy stream]

But Need For Madmess Autos kept spreading that shit like… e Coli

[gritty python]

[craggy stream]

But all I’m saying is never believe a set order, all we know is the website order and it’s going to be the vigero first and then a 50/50

[wild hemlock]

I need a good car i ahve 35 million what do you guys recommend

[fleet crow]

Buy all sports classics

[oblique turret]

The faggio 😂

[fleet crow]

[wild hemlock]

already my main

the faggio best

[oblique turret]

Yep 👍

[fleet crow]

Driving this car is.....peaceful

[robust swallow]

[fleet crow]

Oi the bet still stands

[robust swallow]

Oi vigero this Thursday

[fleet crow]

Going on and offline

Making crew hexes

[craggy stream]

Oi ya cheeky cunt

[lament briar]

have a random pic from my collection

[fleet crow]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-very-ladylike-nora-reid-the-wilds-comforting-lending-an-ear-gif-19754230

@craggy stream

[robust swallow]

Oi finally off the saints row m8

[fleet crow]

Chino is very nice shame it isn't a 4 door convertible

[robust swallow]

Retros gender is still unknown

[fleet crow]

[craggy stream]

This perfectly sums it up

[robust swallow]

[icy cave]

nice wheels

[fleet crow]

[robust swallow]

[fleet crow]

i thought it was made up

[remote vigil]

They all look pretty damn terrible. Works okay as a secondary though.

[fleet crow]

Anodized crew colors offer new possibilities

[remote vigil]

Too similar to "modded" trend tho 😦

[gritty python]

e gril

[fleet crow]

Making a 'modded' color rn

[remote vigil]

Neon orange on chrome eh?

[fleet crow]

[gritty python]

silver on chrome

[robust swallow]

No

Ive been saying rockstar started this

[fleet crow]

Adding some excitement after messing up dripfeed

[craggy stream]

We’re getting 3 updates this year

[remote vigil]

this is the only cameleon color I've managed to get to look okay. I do think they can work okay as secondary though like on the gasser

[robust swallow]

Sad Mystichrome noises. But yes they can work good for secondary

[remote vigil]

that dark purple works well there

[fleet crow]

I twanted this on pc
Then i went jet black because.. well im boring

[remote vigil]

most of them look like this 😆 *eyes begin to bleed

[fleet crow]

[craggy stream]

Not my build of course but friendly reminder you can paint wheels to be chameleon too

[fleet crow]

This probably the fifth time i leveled up using

[remote vigil]

🤢 🤮

[fleet crow]

If it was your build I'd stop talking to you

[remote vigil]

wait.... actually the camelion gold would look good on some wheels....

reg GTA gold is crap on wheels

[fleet crow]

Oh yea smokey does that

Also for that titanium finish

[remote vigil]

ill have to look into how to become a cool ass hacker and mod them onto my wheels

[craggy stream]

Ah yes thanks for not loading

[fleet crow]

[fleet crow]

[craggy stream]

There’s the gold preview

[remote vigil]

🤢 🤮 ....

[craggy stream]

Forget the car just care about the color

[coarse mason]

Gotta love people loudly demanding the host to start the race when there are still people joining

[fleet crow]

Naah

I think

[fleet crow]

I used to love this car
The handling 'patch' ruined it

[remote vigil]

its growing on me. its my go-to in Forza H5

[fleet crow]

Looks wise its still great
The first gear has become unnaturally long tho

[robust swallow]

You’ve become unnaturally long

[fleet crow]

Maybe

[robust swallow]

Definitely

[vague umbra]

Does anyone know why the ominis e-gt isn’t showing up in legendary motor sports

[robust swallow]

Try 4 door section

Even though it should be on the featured section

[fleet crow]

my dumbass wondering why the hex doesnt work after pasting this

[vague umbra]

I’ve check all sections and I still can’t find it. Do I have to do something? I already have an agency

[robust swallow]

Restart your game

[modest pond]

What does an agency do

[vague umbra]

I wasn’t sure if it was needed because it’s a imani tech vehicle

[robust swallow]

Allow you to start the dr dre missions with franklin, as well has give u a 20 car garage and a workshop that you can put imani tech on certain vehicles

[modest pond]

Wb an autoshop?

[vague umbra]

No luck with restarting

[robust swallow]

Basically you get to own your own LS customs, its also a 10 car garage, and you can do the tuners contracts and custom cars, which will increase your car meet rep level

[modest pond]

Wb an office?

[robust swallow]

Higher car meet rep level, more discounts on the tuners cars

[modest pond]

Can u get hsw on old gen?

[robust swallow]

No

That new gen exclusive

[modest pond]

I see

[modest pond]

?

[robust swallow]

Ceo office lets you do ceo work like crates, vehicle sell missions, and special vehicle work. You can also do small mini missions in session when you become a ceo which will pay you and your associates

[modest pond]

No cuz theres office then agencies or something else

The office is the old thing

Whats the new thing

[robust swallow]

Agency

[modest pond]

Oh

Whats that

[robust swallow]

The one that lets you do the dr dre missions with franklin, as well as contracts that allow u to get discounts one certain vehicles.

[modest pond]

Ohhh

[robust swallow]

Again it has a 20 car garage and the workshop

[modest pond]

Tysm

[copper ingot]

Anyone got a custom plate issi?

[robust swallow]

The moment u buy the agency you unlock the trade price for the buffalo stx which is a very good imani tech car

And the best muscle car currently

[zinc raven]

Yes

But you can't have it

[stuck hamlet]

Mayb if u asked in the right channel

[zinc raven]

Omg he actually dmed me

And then I pointed him to LFG channels

[fleet crow]

[copper ingot]

1. Not looking to trade and 2 i already posted in the lfgs so I know

I appreciate you trying to help but ik

[fleet crow]

[zinc raven]

Yeah I sorted it out

I wish I could change my custom plate

"Baitcar" doesn't really suit my cars anymore

[tepid bridge]

GUYS what supercar do u recommend

[fleet crow]

Tigon

[robust swallow]

The Sema

@upper tundra

[hallow bone]

Ignus

[late cosmos]

Zentorno

[remote vigil]

for racing? Krieger. no contest.

okay the Emerus can join the contest lol but that rearwheeldrive and Krieger is allwheel and handles soooo much better

[fleet crow]

Oi emerus faster in dry

[severe pewter]

LM87

[fleet crow]

I probably take nero or torero tho

In racing with randoms they're more than enough and crew racing my 25 fps ass is gonna loose anyway

[candid venture]

@severe pewter what do you think about the hermes

[severe pewter]

yes

it flips

[candid venture]

Really?

Am I just that used to the vamos that I can control the hermes?

[severe pewter]

its decent to drive

but just

flips

[candid venture]

I was going downhill with the hermes on stock suspension and it didn't show any signs on flipping on the first pass

It did show after I tried some more

But I'd say the brakes are worse

Since they lock

Can't brake and steer at the same time or it would just keep going foward

[obtuse girder]

swe'ish

[remote vigil]

true but the handle is not great. Krieger is sticky af.

not my fav looking car though. that stupid scoop on the hood roof. ugh

[fleet crow]

Aah krieger feels too sterile to me

No oversteer no drama just speed

[remote vigil]

lol "no drama" is a perk though. if ya want to win

[fleet crow]

Yea true krieger gets consistent laptimes all the time

[remote vigil]

if you want drama get the Arbitor when PC gets HSW. my god that muscle is hard to handle lol

slides everywhere

[fleet crow]

But you know i personally only race with friends i look for fun than performance

[remote vigil]

oh i see. I only play against randos

[fleet crow]

For randoms torero xo does the job

[remote vigil]

gotta win! (if i can avoid getting knocked off the track that is)

[hidden dust]

I always fin in open wheel races, I don't even know how

I just follow racing lines

[remote vigil]

torero is a great OG car. still holds up.

[hidden dust]

Looks like majority of players that play in it don't know how racing works

[fleet crow]

You pc rt

[remote vigil]

i hate anything with more than 3 laps lol so I avoid open wheel and hotring

[hidden dust]

Speaking of, have y'all seen max's gap in spa?

[fleet crow]

How much fps do you get

[hidden dust]

I don't know, I don't have it on display but over 60

[fleet crow]

Aah that makes sense

Most players get below 60 i get about 25

[hidden dust]

Damn, that sucks

I feel bad lol

[fleet crow]

Fps makes a huge difference in speed

[hidden dust]

But still, you know when to brake

[fleet crow]

True

[hidden dust]

When to go inside

When to go outside

[upper tundra]

Fail

[fleet crow]

You shouldn't be an absolute ass ofc

[hidden dust]

Some people don't know that

Honestly, whenever I crash into someone I just give the position back lol

Sometimes I don't even mean it, cuz of lag

[fleet crow]

Aah its mismatching fps that causes

[robust swallow]

Indeed

[hidden dust]

Something it's a ping issue

[fleet crow]

I assume you are a decent driver but i think there are better players out there just slower because of their pc limitations
I went through 5 stages of grief on that one nowadays i pick a random car i like in crew races because I know the result either way

[robust swallow]

https://youtu.be/eX9n4Step9A

[fleet crow]

[robust swallow]

@craggy stream @fleet crow @soft nimbus

[hidden dust]

There are some that are faster than me

But I do consider myself fast, but sometimes the game's performance helps me

I used to suffer back then with the Xbox One S racing ngl

Moving to PC was a huge upgrade

[fleet crow]

If you catch them on corners and they smoke you on straights its their rig doing the winning

[maiden badger]

im still on xbox one s

[gilded iron]

😎

Same

[fleet crow]

[gilded iron]

40-45 norm
15-25 in lsmeet autoshop agency terrorbyte
10 Avenger

[hidden dust]

Damn

[gilded iron]

Also 25-30 casino

[fleet crow]

40 is good

[gilded iron]

I'm bottlenecking GPU
710 sucks for GTA

Hell any game

[naive kayak]

What's the name of the veneno livery for the ignus

[fleet crow]

#101112FF + epsilon ‘dark chrome’ lamborghini sian/ignus

[fossil pilot]

does anyone have any customisations for the armored schafter v12, thinking of picking one up soon

[hallow bone]

blue looks better for it

[fleet crow]

Take the unarmored one

[fleet crow]

I actually made a diablo blue-black for it was just making a 'modded' color

[hallow bone]

nice

i would make blue with gold/yellow/brown pearlscent

Excalibur like

[hidden python]

bus

[fleet crow]

[hallow bone]

😂

[hidden python]

pubg

[remote vigil]

• dark chrome?

[fleet crow]

No like epsilon texture
I call it 'dark chrome'

[remote vigil]

hmmm never played wit textures

[fleet crow]

Same until now

[naive kayak]

Why can't I find the weaponized ignus? I'm on the Xbox series x

[remote vigil]

warstock

[naive kayak]

Looked there

[remote vigil]

oh have you purchased the series X version?

you have to upgrade

[fleet crow]

i dont like super crossovers, but i recommend this; fastest in its class, surprisingly fun to drive for an affordable price

[stuck hamlet]

Don’t call it a truck, please

[fleet crow]

[stuck hamlet]

Save everyone

This the lamb truck

If you wanna call it one

[fleet crow]

Really cool thing i wish we had it

[stuck hamlet]

They’d probably make it top in class, and ramp the price up

Oh wait rockstars days of doing that are done

[fleet crow]

when f1 was still fun

[maiden badger]

look harder, is there

[craggy stream]

I mean

It’s sorta a counter to the toreador

Except the Tampa doesn’t have missile jammers

[fleet crow]

really lovely car

[craggy stream]

Pop the trunk

[fleet crow]

[remote vigil]

my OG supercars. I really want to respray the Zentorno. But I made it almost a decade ago, so it must stay as is.

[fleet crow]

nice

[craggy stream]

Wow I just saw the newest Vanilla mod

https://img.gta5-mods.com/q95/images/shitzu-agroboy-add-on/4aeb89-agroboy4-min.png

https://img.gta5-mods.com/q95/images/shitzu-agroboy-add-on/4aeb89-agroboy11-min.png

It has a 3 prong socket

[fleet crow]

Super cool

you know you wanted it

[craggy stream]

Hehe Japanese tractor

[fleet crow]

[craggy stream]

@robust swallow I found a cool lore friendly mod

https://img.gta5-mods.com/q95/images/progen-hurricane-add-on-tuning-lods/51f57d-2022-08-09_3-min.jpeg

[fleet crow]

fast but god its ugly

[hidden python]

Deez nuts

[craggy stream]

https://img.gta5-mods.com/q95/images/progen-hurricane-add-on-tuning-lods/51f57d-2022-08-08_54-min.jpeg

Progen Hurricane

[robust swallow]

God even modders do mclaren dirty

[fleet crow]

[robust swallow]

It looks weird imo

[craggy stream]

3 seater baby

[craggy stream]

The speedtail looks weird to begin with

I like this

[robust swallow]

The gta version looks weird i mean

[craggy stream]

And I’m saying the speedtail is weird too

[fleet crow]

Central seating is cool but how is the entering animation

[robust swallow]

I like how the speedtail looks

[robust swallow]

But i dont like how that looks

[fleet crow]

I dont like the front but that hidden retractable spoiler rear is super cool

[craggy stream]

I still can’t believe we got the Corsita right after the Audace mod was made

[vocal hill]

Rambo lambo

[fleet crow]

Better taillights

the unhated oppressor

[vocal hill]

Hate it

[fleet crow]

[vocal hill]

Bunker paywall for missiles

[craggy stream]

Need me a Progen Aurora

[remote vigil]

I'm still sad that Lambo never put the Aterion concept into production

[fleet crow]

Would have been a great 2+2

Modern espada

[craggy stream]

I’m upset they didn’t do the Estoque

[remote vigil]

4 doors!? blasphemy!

[craggy stream]

Such a sleek bastard

[fleet crow]

They made a higher more practical one and then made it lower and less practical

[regal patrol]

The Estoque is so much cooler

[remote vigil]

supercar mashups with suv and wagons should be punishable by death

[fleet crow]

Definitely

[regal patrol]

And that's not even me being biased against SUVs

[craggy stream]

Ferraris has been doing shooting brakes for decades

[regal patrol]

I just think the Estoque is cooler

[craggy stream]

Let’s not forget the Ferrari Breadvan

[remote vigil]

yeah i remeber back when porche and lambo and all them started making suvs. i died a little inside

[fleet crow]

Purusangue sucks ass

[craggy stream]

I said shooting brakes not SUVs

[fleet crow]

Ik

[regal patrol]

The one that was "totalled" a little while ago?

[fleet crow]

I had to ping somebody

[remote vigil]

whatever all the same garabage pile to me lol

[fleet crow]

[craggy stream]

Daytona shooting brake my beloved

Such a long low rear glass

[fleet crow]

I dont like shooting brakes
Wagons are super cool tho

[regal patrol]

Is the FF and/or GTC4 Lusso or whatever its name is shooting brakes too?

[fleet crow]

Ye

Or hatchback

[regal patrol]

Grammar 100

[fleet crow]

[craggy stream]

Yeah shooting brakes

Hatchbacks have a slope, shooting brakes are 2 door wagons

[remote vigil]

wagons and shooting brakes are essentially the same thing.

[craggy stream]

There’s a 2 door difference

[round tusk]

Shooting brakes are 2 door wagons there

[remote vigil]

doesnt matter when the overall body shape makes ya want to

[round tusk]

Hatchback hater

[regal patrol]

Hey I like me a cool wagon

[craggy stream]

The Zagato shooting brake is sleek

[remote vigil]

to each their own. but thats a no for me lol

[regal patrol]

But America doesn't sell any new cool wagons anymore

[craggy stream]

https://www.thedrive.com/content/2018/12/aston-martin-vanquish-shooting-brake-hero.jpg?quality=85

[fleet crow]

fun bike powerslides a bit in the wet

[craggy stream]

Because nobody wants any more cool wagons

Simple

[regal patrol]

The last cool wagon America got was the dodge Magnum

[round tusk]

Hatchback/wagon/shooting brake/suv same thing

[regal patrol]

I know

[craggy stream]

The last wagon lasted 2 fucking years because of how much we hated it

[fleet crow]

Super cool but coupe>

[round tusk]

Thats a lie

[vocal hill]

The difference used to be having 2 doors

[remote vigil]

💯

[round tusk]

The CTS V wagon

[craggy stream]

TourX*

[regal patrol]

Elaborate

[round tusk]

The cts v wagon

[icy cave]

hatch and wagon are different

[craggy stream]

https://cdn.jdpower.com/JDPA_2020 Buick Regal TourX White Front View.jpg

The TourX was sweet

[icy cave]

you wouldn't call a focus a wagon

[vocal hill]

In their current state basically yes

[fleet crow]

Wow that would be amazing

[craggy stream]

except there was a focus wagon

[vocal hill]

Wagon is long hatch

[icy cave]

😭

i just got done

[regal patrol]

What's interesting about it

[round tusk]

Thats nice but its not even true American anymore

[craggy stream]

What a funny guy

[vocal hill]

Looks so bland

[craggy stream]

It’s a Vauxhall insignia that was good priced

[robust swallow]

You’re a funny guy

[regal patrol]

I'm not talking about pricing, Retro

[robust swallow]

[remote vigil]

looking at this thing makes me want to punch a baby

[round tusk]

Ew

[robust swallow]

Same

[round tusk]

Not a mustang

They should’ve just called it a mach e

Sounds cooler

[craggy stream]

The newer ones were nice

[vocal hill]

The car itself is good but they didn't have to call it a moosetang

[robust swallow]

Just the distant cousin that you dont consider family

[stuck hamlet]

You dont normally want to punch babies?

[regal patrol]

Literal NPC car

[vocal hill]

Damn nice

[fleet crow]

Its not that bad
Model y looks like a fat fish

[craggy stream]

It’s an ST sporty lad

[remote vigil]

only when im frustrated. i generally try not to

[remote vigil]

it IS that bad

[regal patrol]

ST isn't a performance line I "like"

Retro, you know how I feel about engines with less then 8 cylinders

[fleet crow]

Oi fiesta st is seggs spec

[vocal hill]

Sentinel std best performance line

[craggy stream]

But turbo and bright colors

[vocal hill]

Burbo

[regal patrol]

Yes, however

[vocal hill]

Chrysler 300 wagon hemi

[regal patrol]

If I'm going to get a wagon, it needs to be a V8
Otherwise it's just an NPC car to me

[fleet crow]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-sounds-pretty-darn-american-american-that-sounds-very-american-as-american-as-it-gets-whats-inside-mount-rushmore-gif-19143584

[craggy stream]

That wasn’t cool though, sure it had a V8 but it had 50 shades of gray and depression too

[regal patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-youre-goddamn-right-gif-14600753

[craggy stream]

Just screams race car

[vocal hill]

The practical car must get unpractical

[real aspen]

Jeff the ref

[fleet crow]

Good morning to you too

[regal patrol]

It's a compromise you must make if you like V8s

[craggy stream]

Tbh I love impractical shooting brakes

[vocal hill]

I like old 4 bangers, not that the economy is better

[craggy stream]

DB5 my beloved

[vocal hill]

Aston shooting brake

[regal patrol]

Plus the only practical thing about a wagon you lose with a V8 is fuel economy, which is hardly a wagon's strong suit anyway

[fleet crow]

Oi coupe 10x better

[craggy stream]

Counterpoint; roof rack

[real aspen]

Good morning

[remote vigil]

[real aspen]

I mean it’s 7 pm but sure good morning lol

[fleet crow]

Yea james bond wants to tie some bitches on the roof

[vocal hill]

Actually it is, since it's supposed to be lighter than a truck or suv

[regal patrol]

For you, yeah

[real aspen]

Wdym

It’s 7 pm for everyone

They aren’t on mars

🤦‍♂️

[regal patrol]

[real aspen]

New bmw

Fresh

[vocal hill]

Mods for ix

[fleet crow]

It handles better
Mpg is pretty important
Its actually more comfortable
Interior sound quality is better because less wind noise

[real aspen]

BMW iX | #gta-vehicles council

👍

[craggy stream]

“James Bond this” “James Bond that” James Bond drove a fucking Citroen 2CV

[fleet crow]

[real aspen]

[soft nimbus]

[regal patrol]

MPG is as important as you want it to be

[soft nimbus]

[fleet crow]

The mondeo in quantom of solace is pretty cool

[real aspen]

Meters per gram

[craggy stream]

With a crummy V8 you also lost reliability and you get taxed more in most places

[regal patrol]

I mean there are unreliable examples of pretty much every engine configuration out there

[craggy stream]

Ah yes next to the Ford Edge he also drove in that?

[real aspen]

The new Dodge Challenger

Good mpg

[craggy stream]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/jamesbond/images/e/e8/Qos_edge1.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20180228215637

A hydrogen ford edge

[fleet crow]

Nice radius

[real aspen]

Put a match next to the exhaust 😈

[craggy stream]

Yeah but a V8 will always be more unreliable than a standard 4 banger

There’s more parts to break

Like twice as much

[fleet crow]

Water comes out you pencil sharpener

[regal patrol]

I mean yeah, not denying that

[real aspen]

But how

[regal patrol]

Science

[real aspen]

Hydrogen is H

Water is H2O

[fleet crow]

And H + O2 is

[regal patrol]

You know what the O means? Oxygen

[real aspen]

What is this tomfoolery

[fleet crow]

[craggy stream]

Tomfoolery of physics

[vocal hill]

Chemistry

[craggy stream]

And chemistry

[real aspen]

It’s chemistry

[regal patrol]

It's a byproduct of the way the hydrogen "engine" works its magic

[real aspen]

Ur a nub

[fleet crow]

https://tenor.com/view/breakingbad-science-yeah-science-gif-5954775

[vocal hill]

Jesse we need to cook

[craggy stream]

Hydrogen storage is physics so I know what I mean

[fleet crow]

Aah yes

Technically its a fuel cell

[regal patrol]

And the bit where it turns energy into motion

[vocal hill]

Make solid storage a reality

[real aspen]

Imagine if your hydrogen car as it went along and produced water just poured the water into ur cup

That’s a stonk idea

🧠

[regal patrol]

Emphasis on the motion part

[craggy stream]

You know that’s what they do right?

[real aspen]

No

[craggy stream]

Hydrogen cars collect the byproduct and there’s usually a button to release it

[real aspen]

Does it go into a cup u can drink form ur car

[craggy stream]

A piss button if you will

[fleet crow]

Toyota actually did that
But you cant always drink it due to possible heavy metal contaminants

[real aspen]

So I just invented it

We will end world hunger

With this water technology

[fleet crow]

Jeff

[real aspen]

Purify

[fleet crow]

Go to your room

[real aspen]

🧠

[regal patrol]

After we get rid of all the possible contaminants

[real aspen]

Looks like wine

Imagine u pour that out in the winter, it freezes and the. A granny slips and falls over 💀💀💀

Not very stonk

[fleet crow]

Its water vapor

So steam kinda

[regal patrol]

This granny should know the potential consequences of walking out onto a cold road in the winter

Even if it dispensed literal water and not water vapor

[real aspen]

Where we’re going, we don’t need roads

I mean pavement

[regal patrol]

Oh, so we'll still need dirt roads or brick roads?

[real aspen]

Brick roads?

Good joke

Roof roads

😂

[fleet crow]

Will I'm sorry
Jeff is a special kid
Im working on it
Its hard being a single parent
Candy broke up with me because i won't go to little seoul

[real aspen]

Why does dark Kermit look like he is laughing

[remote vigil]

[real aspen]

So we’re not going there this weekend?

[fleet crow]

No Jeff we aint

[real aspen]

Bro 😢

[fleet crow]

Dont bro me I'm your dad

[real aspen]

Sor

I forgor 💀

Dad

[placid kestrel]

Anybody trying to trade?

[fleet crow]

No

[real aspen]

Ignore

[simple gorge]

@placid kestrel, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Apartment Heist: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino Heist: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday Heist: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
New Generation: #ps5｜other-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @remote vigil

[real aspen]

We need to find a mom

Can’t be single forever

[placid kestrel]

is this not the vehicles chat? lmaoooo they talking bout relationships in here but I cant ask to trade.

[real aspen]

Wdym

It’s our family and we’re talking about cars

Smh

[fleet crow]

I wouldn't have lfg-ed u but yea not an lfg chat

[gilded iron]

Not lfg
Also they are talking about cars

[real aspen]

Dad won’t buy me a pariah

Only an old sentinel

[placid kestrel]

im talking about cars also trading cars in a vehicles chat

[gilded iron]

Everyone here wants to marry cars if you wanted to know

[real aspen]

😢

[fleet crow]

Its a zion classic
You'll grow to appreciate it

[placid kestrel]

i like ford raptor trucks is that better

[gilded iron]

Yes but car meet and trading is somewhere else

[real aspen]

Even worse ugh 😑

Why not an xo

[gilded iron]

Since 3 platforms have access to the chat
If you want to trade go to the platform lfg
Hope it helps

[fleet crow]

The caracara is practically the v8 raptor r

[soft nimbus]

ur family

[fleet crow]

It's 3 million son

[real aspen]

R u saying his family drinks water from a hydrogen car? 😂

[placid kestrel]

i have like 4 caracara

[real aspen]

Ok 😔

[soft nimbus]

[real aspen]

[real aspen]

Still resisting the urge to go to little Seoul 🙏

[exotic ore]

Go to little Seoul pls

[fleet crow]

Everyone has a little seoul in their lives son

[real aspen]

We get take-away from little Seoul

[fleet crow]

It was meant to be philosophical you nincompoop

[real aspen]

[exotic ore]

[rigid marlin]

to rice or not to rice

[exotic ore]

Not to rice

🍚

[robust swallow]

Yea u can

[real aspen]

[fleet crow]

[sacred marsh]

Anyone wanna trade

[stuck hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/inside-out-anger-characters-gif-25501912

!lfg @sacred marsh

[simple gorge]

@sacred marsh, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Apartment Heist: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino Heist: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday Heist: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
New Generation: #ps5｜other-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @stuck hamlet

[exotic ore]

I'll give you cayo for my dad

[oblique turret]

Finally I am back

[fleet crow]

Fine car

[remote vigil]

I'm looking for a neon florescent blue/green and chrome Torero XO with a mix of Bennys wheels and f1s. Needs to have giant white walls and a camo livery. (w/ purple neon lights of course)

I love driving around the city feeling like a hacker, so if you can help me be the coolest modder in the lobby, I'll trade you Cayo. (Not the whole heist, I'll just grab the cutting torch for you)

anyone want to trade?

[fleet crow]

[tame nacelle]

👎

[narrow viper]

Trading ad Sylotakeswalls

[maiden badger]

Deal

[remote vigil]

[narrow viper]

any1 want to cruise around and race no mods

[cold sphinx]

Looking for a duplicated deluxo

[maiden badger]

[remote vigil]

uh oh...

[fleet crow]

Look DTOX what you started

[stuck hamlet]

You started it dtox

Haha

[remote vigil]

ya'll are looking for the LFG channel

[fleet crow]

[maiden badger]

Lmfao

Batman keep your mouth shut

Your gonna make people start posting modded cars

[fleet crow]

Else you'll have to go to same class as jeff

[maiden badger]

[fleet crow]

@obtuse girder take better care of your son

[maiden badger]

I'm getting worried about this when son thing bimmer started

[fleet crow]

[maiden badger]

Deadass it's gonna be as if wee we're a fnf family

[obtuse girder]

@fleet crow ?

[fleet crow]

Your son dtox

[obtuse girder]

what why is he my son

[fleet crow]

He is now mr

[maiden badger]

He forgot he aborted Batman

[fleet crow]

[maiden badger]

Wait

Nvm that's not how it works

[fleet crow]

[remote vigil]

I don't know whats happening

[obtuse girder]

oh he is my son because im a ps player which equals modded cars

[fleet crow]

[maiden badger]

Bimmer go cut a tree down with Jeff for me pls

Do something

Touch cement

[real aspen]

NO

I shall not take this slander and cut a tree

[fleet crow]

You broke up with me candy you don't control our lives no

[maiden badger]

That's why I made a drag bmw ok

[real aspen]

Thank you for breaking up it made life easier 🙏

[maiden badger]

I'm cooping with depression

[real aspen]

Candy is an ecola noob

[fleet crow]

Ig we can work something out

[maiden badger]

To late

[fleet crow]

[maiden badger]

I'm dating mustangs now

[real aspen]

No

Impossible

[remote vigil]

"Please like and subscribe to my channel, and don't forget to MASH that bell icon."

"secret"

[maiden badger]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-my-eyes-cant-unsee-burn-gif-7225082

[real aspen]

🤢

🤮

[maiden badger]

"Super rare"

[real aspen]

Cockuette

[maiden badger]

https://tenor.com/view/tense-table-smash-mad-gif-13656077

[fleet crow]

Jeff its okay

We're done now

[real aspen]

You could have at least persuaded dad to buy me a torero xo

[maiden badger]

I swear I'm gonna get a modded car

[maiden badger]

Get a job

Bimmer haven't teached you how to be a real estate agent while blindfolded

[narrow pike]

Those should burn in hell

[real aspen]

I’m working on weekends at the auto shop

[remote vigil]

I'm posting nothing but pics of "modded" vehicles today.

[fleet crow]

Dont talk to my son like that

[rigid marlin]

I see nothing wrong with this

[maiden badger]

Ofc you don't

[rigid marlin]

I like modded cars

[remote vigil]

modded cars are gross

a trend that should have died a decade ago lol

I mean... THEY ARE AMAZING!!!

[regal patrol]

I can tell

[stuck hamlet]

I just like ‘em for the yanktons, i prefer the look of them over normal plates

[maiden badger]

Clean as fuck right

[stuck hamlet]

Every single “modded” car i’ve received i’ve changed paint and rims

[rigid marlin]

I oppose F1 wheels

[stuck hamlet]

Except for a couple that have the bennys steelies

[rigid marlin]

ain’t nothing wrong with yankton plates or modded colors

[remote vigil]

[stuck hamlet]

And then people cry that i “ScRaTcHeD” them

[rigid marlin]

the white walls on everything

[wind tapir]

Anyone wanna trade modded cars. Old gen. Dm me

[regal patrol]

Real

[maiden badger]

Absolutely beautiful

[remote vigil]

white walls on modern cars looks so fucking stupid. you MIGHT be able to get away with it on an enus... but even then

oh and lowriders of course

[fleet crow]

What enus
Noo

[stuck hamlet]

The only acceptable bennys rims, and maybe spindles if you’re into that

Terrible picture but i couldn’t find the actual ones

[maiden badger]

I fuck with these

[remote vigil]

saw someone with an all white Jubalee and white walls. simple rims too not the ugly benny stuff. didnt look half bad

[fleet crow]

Aa Benny's can work on say muscle and lowriders

[regal patrol]

Raise your standards above sea level and then we'll talk

[stuck hamlet]

i wish they just removed bennys rims exclusivity

[remote vigil]

i said half bad lol

[maiden badger]

Lmao

Where in a drought bro, he's wayyy above sea level

[stuck hamlet]

They gave low grips to everyone i dunno why they can’t give bennys to everyone, it’s practically the same concept, except not really

[maiden badger]

Oh God no, if Benny on cars were a thing, every car meet would have them

[stuck hamlet]

I just want the smoothie rims 🥺

[narrow viper]

why tho

just use normal cars

[maiden badger]

You have no right to talk

I'm sure u have a modded car somewhere in your garage

[narrow viper]

stfu

i don’t

goddamn

it’s just a question

[stuck hamlet]

These

Shitty picture again but

Smaller hubcaps

[wind tapir]

Anyone wanna trade

Dm me

[narrow viper]

i but bennys on my picador

[stuck hamlet]

Wait i didn’t know what u responded to myb

[remote vigil]

spindles arent bad on some older muscle. was the trend at the time. afterall muscle sported them long before lowriders where a thing. Of course it depends on the spoke style though

that said. most muscle rims were fairly plane-jane

[maiden badger]

What cars u got

[narrow viper]

he’s got modded cars 💀

[real aspen]

Bro

[stuck hamlet]

For the yanktons, that’s the only reason i get them

[maiden badger]

Send pics here

[narrow viper]

fair enough

[fleet crow]

my 'modded' car

[stuck hamlet]

Image spam moment

[maiden badger]

Someone got muted

[merry bear]

Lmao

[narrow viper]

how is that modded

[maiden badger]

[real aspen]

Hacker

[fleet crow]

Epsilon texture

[maiden badger]

LMAO

[real aspen]

Can’t buy me an xo but can get a ignus

[narrow viper]

word

[maiden badger]

The modded car trader got muted

[remote vigil]

changing crew color makes you a hacker, didnt ya know? join us. we are Anonymous.

[real aspen]

Lol

[fleet crow]

You aint 18 yet
It was never about the money
I thought you knew that
Your dad wakes up in a yacht ffs

[real aspen]

Ok dad sorry

[fleet crow]

Its important to learn driving

[maiden badger]

[real aspen]

Also can you increase my auto shop pay on the weekends from 1 dollar an hour to 2 dollars? I need to buy some sweets at school

[remote vigil]

[narrow viper]

who makes these colors bro

[stuck hamlet]

Talking about these spindles

[remote vigil]

people with no taste

[stuck hamlet]

I see a lot of people use them, just not my style

[fleet crow]

Ill get u a job in my arcade Jimmy is taking all the excess safe cash anyways

[real aspen]

Ty ❤️

[maiden badger]

Make him a airplane pilot

[narrow viper]

how do u get secret liveries

[remote vigil]

ohhh i was thinkin the little center tricorn thiny

[stuck hamlet]

Haha, understandable

[fleet crow]

He dinged his coquette no way im giving him an airbus

[maiden badger]

Make him a bus driver then

He's old enough

[real aspen]

Not my proudest moment

[stuck hamlet]

You merge a car with a certain livery onto another and it changes i believe

[maiden badger]

My neighbor Juan's son is blind and he runs Microsoft

[fleet crow]

You know
He's not great with people

[maiden badger]

He's 9

[narrow viper]

i want that hidden s2 livery

[real aspen]

True I got kicked out of every burger shot

[narrow viper]

or vdg rs5

[stuck hamlet]

the shark one?

I had a s2 with that and took it off

[sand turret]

People make the colors on software on pc and bring the cars into the game system through a usb and using a director mode glitch l

[real aspen]

R1,R2,A,C,B

[narrow viper]

what

[sand turret]

Youtube magic slot flipping livery’s

[narrow viper]

word thanks

[fleet crow]

This is what im talking about @maiden badger

[maiden badger]

I just saw a hellcat

[maiden badger]

Tell cake to adopt him, cake will teach him

[sand turret]

You need to make a magic slot i have one but doing the flipping glitch can be annoying

[real aspen]

No please please

I love dad

[maiden badger]

[real aspen]

Pls no 😭

[narrow viper]

what does this mean

[maiden badger]

This is ridiculous

[real aspen]

Made it up

R2-D2

[narrow viper]

ah got it