gta-vehicles

[craggy stream]

@ashen mulch there’s also the Surano E-motion that recently came out that I’ve been waiting for

[narrow viper]

He keeps saying ass to everything I posted tf I’m supposed to say

[ashen mulch]

You should get fiveM

[hidden python]

then just ignore him/her

[craggy stream]

I should get a PC that runs gta first

[ashen mulch]

Jerryrig a raspberry Pi

[gritty python]

L

[hidden python]

lmao

[craggy stream]

Who’s the platform with more cars and a new upgrade system?

[narrow viper]

[hidden python]

eggsbox

[craggy stream]

Eggsbox; top of the line and still crashing

[narrow viper]

yes mam

[gritty python]

Imagine waiting for dripfeed cars

[hidden python]

Guys please start fighting

[narrow viper]

LOL

[hidden python]

fight

fight

[narrow viper]

How about u stfu

[hidden python]

jk

[narrow viper]

It’s the most bland shit I’ve come up with I should’ve added white

Yea das right stfu

[craggy stream]

Imagine waiting for HSW to come out

[hidden python]

damn the conversation is getting warmed up

[craggy stream]

Ngl still disappointed PC didn’t get HSW with this update

Could of sworn they would of

[gritty python]

[craggy stream]

Nnnope

[craggy stream]

Solid colors

[craggy stream]

Ew god I just noticed how tiny the plates are for the e-tron

[simple gorge]

@jade python, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Apartment Heist: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino Heist: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday Heist: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
New Generation: #ps5｜other-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @loud oasis

[hidden python]

@tight karma @jade python stop fighting

[proper moss]

[hidden python]

guys stop ffs

[craggy stream]

instigates
matt joins
regrets

[gritty python]

minimod

[craggy stream]

[round tusk]

I be baller

[narrow viper]

Well you tell me to ignore him so just ignore them then

[hidden python]

Ball-er

[loud oasis]

@jade python@tight karma Why don't you both get your asses over to #ps4｜vehicles-lfg where your mOdDeD car requests actually belong

[ember canopy]

Balls er

[hidden python]

omg you guys are still fighting

mute!

[ember canopy]

Ban rn imo

[loud oasis]

!warn @jade python All in-game requests go to the appropriate LFG channels only.

[upbeat sluice]

Warned Jesus Crack#2797 (Case #172137) (user notified with a direct message)

[hidden python]

dude still continues to fight

[craggy stream]

In his defense he wasn’t LFGing, literally just instigating the other guy who was

[hidden python]

yeah tbh

[loud oasis]

!warn @tight karma Use the LFG channel for in-game requests as instructed.

[upbeat sluice]

Warned zix!#0361 (Case #172138) (user notified with a direct message)

[fleet crow]

Ballest

[proper moss]

deez

[craggy stream]

Baguette balling

[hidden python]

[fleet crow]

This is a lovely car

[hidden python]

https://tenor.com/view/izctrl-popcorn-gif-21698700

[somber ridge]

can you not

[craggy stream]

Just normal ride height

[fleet crow]

One of my first crew colors was a deep blue for this

[craggy stream]

I recently put bennies on it but I forgot to take a picture

[craggy stream]

Wow banned Jesus?

[hidden python]

lmfao

[ember canopy]

They kilt him (g sus)

[hidden python]

lmao

[ember canopy]

Rip bozo

[proper moss]

[hidden python]

you deleted the message

damn he got banned too

end of story

[loud oasis]

Both got banned for different reasons

[proper moss]

the mod the mod the mod

[hidden python]

[hidden python]

thanks matt

[ember canopy]

Battle bus idk

[craggy stream]

Jazz you literally instigated their asses

[hidden python]

fortnite bus

[hidden python]

[ember canopy]

Benny Surfer when btw

I want more stuff like the youga 4x4

[hidden python]

okay lets talk abt something else

[craggy stream]

“Thmank you for saving me father “

[craggy stream]

Absolutely useless but rad at the same time?

[ember canopy]

Yeah

[craggy stream]

Yeah

[ember canopy]

Love me some cool interior

[proper moss]

sarcasm ig

[ember canopy]

And the surfer has no mods

Perfect car for a benny's version imo

[craggy stream]

The surfer is the definition of half assed

[ember canopy]

And if just to get rid of the fucking interior

[hidden python]

not my car

[craggy stream]

No mods, no engine, hell it has no fucking proper door handles attached

[ember canopy]

Oh also 2 seater

Despite being a literal van

[fleet crow]

[hidden python]

lmfao

[craggy stream]

BF surfer; the most literally sad and pathetic example from gta

[hidden python]

https://tenor.com/view/pathetic-pathetique-pathetox-cat-gif-17249104

[ember canopy]

For context, the thing has modern interior

With airbags and shit

[craggy stream]

An 8 seater bus converted to a 2 seater delivery van with no engine model and everything is broken in it

[stark lagoon]

rockstar next update be like

[ember canopy]

Same problem the Youga Classic and the Rat Truck have

[narrow viper]

Ok

[craggy stream]

With how r* has been getting into the past dlc cars, I kinda hope we get a revamped surfer for the winter

[ember canopy]

Hellish beast

[craggy stream]

Hell we might get a whole new surfer for a good reason

This lad is getting media attention

[ember canopy]

Buzzi

[narrow viper]

Repost but with different song

[ember canopy]

Anyways no

[hidden python]

it looks like-

like eh..

a fat frog

[craggy stream]

I like the Buzz, it works

[stark lagoon]

as it should be, if were getitng a electric vw bus we might as well get the n vision 74

[craggy stream]

Bollokan my beloved

But it’s still recognizable despite it being a newer refreshed MPV

[stark lagoon]

the lights could be lower, and the wheels could be more similar

[craggy stream]

Well it’s the 21st century

[ember canopy]

I guess? I just wish they kept the lights round
The new VW front doesn't fit a van

[craggy stream]

If the lights were lower it’d be a safety hazard with how useless they’d be

[ember canopy]

And I generally don't like it much tbh

[loud oasis]

For something that got featured so heavily in SA's story, they really did the VW Bus dirty in V

[fleet crow]

True

[craggy stream]

The mothership is no more

[loud oasis]

Not that the SA Camper was super good or anything, but V's version is ugh

[ember canopy]

Speaking of camper

Wtf is the actual camper in the game

[craggy stream]

Now this is noice

[ember canopy]

Pegasus vehicle
Back completely blocked off
wtf

[craggy stream]

Not even a pegasus

It’s unownable

[ember canopy]

Oh lmfao

Even better

There's the rusty journey

[fleet crow]

I loved the flat 4 sound

[craggy stream]

I’m surprised you’re not complaining about it being a 2 ton pickup truck conversion but it’s FWD

[ember canopy]

I didnt think far enough for that

[hidden python]

Joyriding in the bus

[loud oasis]

I'm also pretty fucking pissed at them not reusing the Camper name for the VW Bus when both Camper and Surfer are vanilla vehicles. There's no "but we already used the name for something else" excuse like cars that return in later updates.

[craggy stream]

Tbh I prefer the surfer name over the camper

[ember canopy]

Same

[craggy stream]

Then again I’m a beach bum

[hidden python]

tbh the surfer is a unique looking car

[craggy stream]

Unique in the wrong ways

[hidden python]

maybe

[craggy stream]

It’s proportionally flawed and half assed

[hidden python]

it looks like a hotwheels car when you add the neon kit to it (not my car)

[proper moss]

noen

[craggy stream]

The updated replacement mod just looks so much better

Like wow look a normal kombi

[narrow viper]

They kidnapped little kids

[fleet crow]

A bennys version would be cool like the youga

[hidden python]

bruh

[narrow viper]

Yes

[craggy stream]

Can’t tell if it’d be lifted or lowered

[fleet crow]

[hidden python]

@gritty python

[narrow viper]

ugly ass car

[ember canopy]

L

[narrow viper]

egend

[proper moss]

[fleet crow]

It would be great without the plating

[ember canopy]

Schafter good imo

[craggy stream]

I wouldn’t mind a Safari Kombi

[narrow viper]

da fuck is that

[proper moss]

[hidden python]

the car on the right is my car

[craggy stream]

Good until you look at the wheels and notice the rears being so tucked in, they’re classified as a 3 wheeler

[hidden python]

@craggy stream any suggestions

[narrow viper]

That shit from scooby doo

[craggy stream]

Your right or my right?

[hidden python]

the faction

[craggy stream]

Ah

[proper moss]

the pillar

[craggy stream]

Is it a custom or stock?

[hidden python]

stock

[craggy stream]

I’d merge spoked out chrome lips to look like the irl counterpart because they’re spot on

But then again that’s me

[proper moss]

you always has that go to little seoul

and nice car

[hidden python]

he always does that

[craggy stream]

Schafter fitment

[gritty python]

True
Accidentally ordered the armor one instead of normal💀
Then got lazy to change it

[fleet crow]

It's like the airmatic suspension sagged so kinda realistic ig

[craggy stream]

As an ex-mercedes owner, air suspension sag doesn’t sink your wheels in all the way

Just makes it a very sad carolina squat car

[fleet crow]

[somber ridge]

maybach owner?

[fleet crow]

Oi where tct

[somber ridge]

gone @candid venture

where did refrain go

[fleet crow]

[craggy stream]

W204 owner

[somber ridge]

best gen for c63s

[craggy stream]

Reduced to atoms, banned

[somber ridge]

messages still there though

[fleet crow]

This is nice
Back then this was the budget benz

[craggy stream]

Still expensive to repair though

[fleet crow]

[craggy stream]

“Budget” more like embarrassingly bankrupt

[fleet crow]

At least there was a clear distinction between benz and bmw

One was luxury another more sporty

[craggy stream]

Still is

One is nice to look at and the other isn’t

[fleet crow]

[somber ridge]

s class fell off

[fleet crow]

Im still pissed they ditched the s class coupe and the new sl is practically amg gt cabrio

[somber ridge]

7 series also fell off

[craggy stream]

S class is still very much the king of the world

I mean 4 wheel steering and augmented display

[somber ridge]

more cars have 4 wheel steering now

[sleek zephyr]

[fleet crow]

All these screens will look real crap after 6 months of scratches and prints

[hidden python]

closeau!!

https://tenor.com/view/steve-martin-wow-whoa-horny-excited-gif-15451238

[craggy stream]

Maybe 2 degrees but 10 degrees is not something to scoff at

[fleet crow]

Idk mercedes feels like cheap on the interior

[sleek zephyr]

rally spec brioso

[craggy stream]

If you have prints on your windshield then that’s not a car problem

[soft nimbus]

[craggy stream]

I mean you have video game gps signals

[sleek zephyr]

Great, more useless crap that can break

[fleet crow]

Meh idk if i have an s class the chauffeur knows the way anyway

[sleek zephyr]

Self driving this
Infotainment that

All just petty excuses to drive up prices

[craggy stream]

Every Mercedes S-Class is literally just a bunch of futuristic tech crammed in to influence other makers

It’s not excuses it’s literally just evolution

[sleek zephyr]

It's unnecessary

[craggy stream]

So is massage seats and infotainment screens

Same goes for backup cameras and safety

[fleet crow]

The mercedes screens feel really cheap to me more bezels than the first ipad

[gritty python]

Which makes them unreliable AF cus of over engineering

[craggy stream]

Heated seats are useless too

[fleet crow]

While the new 7 looks ugly af i dig the interior

[craggy stream]

Either way whatever is on an S-class usually ends up being the standard in the next decade so I can see the fun in this

[sleek zephyr]

Backup cams do have a purpose

[gritty python]

Lexus has all the bells and whistles and its also the most reliable luxury brand

[craggy stream]

So does augmented screens, to show you information without looking down

[sleek zephyr]

There's a fine line between practical purpose and gimmicks

[craggy stream]

“Lexus has all the bells and whistles” my brother in christ Lexus didn’t stop making cassette players for their cars until 2010

[somber ridge]

wide screen

[gritty python]

Im talking about their latest cars

[craggy stream]

Soooo seeing your speed and directions without being distracted is a gimmick?

[fleet crow]

I really dig the porsche panamera interior too
Tho front engine porsche is not my taste

[sleek zephyr]

JUST LOOK DOWN FOR LIKE 1 SECOND GODDAMN

Why you need all these junk for

[craggy stream]

Which country are you from?

[sleek zephyr]

Why's that matter

[craggy stream]

Not gonna bash you but there’s a giant thing in some large countries

[sleek zephyr]

Moose?

[craggy stream]

Speed traps

Keep a constant speed of 40mph so you’d have to always be looking at your speedometer

One large cause of most accidents in Europe

[soft nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/retro-retro-dnd-retro-emo-dnd-dnd-youtube-gif-23581104

[gritty python]

https://tenor.com/view/cake-cookie-monster-sesame-street-gif-23234490

[soft nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-age-sid-i-dont-believe-it-i-cant-believe-this-unbelievable-gif-23923399

[craggy stream]

Either way augmented reality is a lot more useful than whatever the fuck BMW has been engineering

“Color changing body panels”

[fleet crow]

[sleek zephyr]

Subscription based heated seats

[gritty python]

[sleek zephyr]

I'm gonna fucking jailbreak my car

[craggy stream]

Subscription based safety options too

[narrow viper]

balls

[narrow viper]

Nice

[craggy stream]

I too would like to make my car be a rolling distraction

Maybe add a pulse setting

[sleek zephyr]

Anyways

[craggy stream]

We should get a new schafter

[sleek zephyr]

Manufacturers are gonna at least attempt to show ads on that HUD I just know it

[craggy stream]

That would be the definition of distracted driving and very much illegal

[somber ridge]

no

[soft nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/when-your-team-too-good-ban-salt-bae-gif-7580925

[narrow viper]

i just hit a vape

[sleek zephyr]

All I need in a car is AC, bluetooth, and maybe ABS

[somber ridge]

no engine

[sleek zephyr]

Just flintstone this shit

Cut a hole in the floor

Pink Peyote

[narrow viper]

Ok

[sleek zephyr]

Homer's car

[sleek zephyr]

Very nice shade of pink btw

[proper moss]

double ping

[narrow viper]

💀

[brisk latch]

Every time i see a pink car it reminds me of a certain drama bitch

No more

[narrow viper]

Apple

[sleek zephyr]

mmm Teyoter

[hazy pebble]

who would win: gta online modded cars or mcla modded cars

[sleek zephyr]

MCLA?

[coral glacier]

“Modded”

[narrow viper]

I’m cute

[prisma tangle]

MCLA easily

[prisma tangle]

[stark lagoon]

how much are the wide bodies coming soon expected to be ?

[mild belfry]

this plane flys a little slowly lol

[obtuse girder]

lol was there supposed to be a competition ?

[narrow viper]

Ok this is worse

[hazy pebble]

both are rockstar games

coincidence?

[obtuse girder]

in times like these im happy GTAO doesnt let you change rim sizes

[obtuse shadow]

You can change them with 3rd party software

[narrow viper]

Yes that

[prisma tangle]

nah, it's because they're both LA lol

[gritty python]

Vstancer

[somber ridge]

@gritty pythonnew srp shit :PagMan:

[gritty python]

Which one

[somber ridge]

camber 📛

[solar yarrow]

lean

[narrow viper]

Lean

[obtuse girder]

pog

[solar yarrow]

LEAN 😈

[prisma tangle]

apparently there's an auto shop money glitch

[somber ridge]

nice cars as always

[obtuse girder]

[prisma tangle]

apparently

[solar yarrow]

Damn wanna try dat but don’t wanna get banned

Poor asf rn

[prisma tangle]

you on old or new gen?

[solar yarrow]

New

[prisma tangle]

ayayay

[solar yarrow]

[prisma tangle]

i cba for new gen

it'll run like shit on my wifi

just bought a new gen console tho

[solar yarrow]

cba

?

Oh

Search that shit up

Ight

So you got new gen console but last gen gta?

[obtuse girder]

No he means that he wont bother with new gen cause his net is shit

[solar yarrow]

Ohh

rip

[worn stag]

I was playing free roam vibing and i saw the most sexiest lowrider

[solar yarrow]

fr gotta find people on next gen

[worn stag]

I wanna recreate it but im broke

[solar yarrow]

Oh damn

[worn stag]

idk whats the best business to grind

I dont wanna do my cayo cuz i use it for b2b

[solar yarrow]

Lost mine

b2b ain’t reliable anymore

at least on next gen

[worn stag]

Ig i can sell some of my “modded” cars but im on dls

[solar yarrow]

I see

[sleek zephyr]

power's out

[somber ridge]

darkness

[sleek zephyr]

and it's raining

[somber ridge]

@sleek zephyrdo you use fivem

[sleek zephyr]

Naw

[prisma tangle]

now, zombies

[sleek zephyr]

looks like finale of Matrix 3

[prisma tangle]

there's a third matrix movie???

[sleek zephyr]

Yeah

[sleek zephyr]

Still ugly

[narrow viper]

[prisma tangle]

is drifting with J-pop that doesn't fit on a custom map the only thing you use GTA for?

[sleek zephyr]

You say that like it's a problem

[prisma tangle]

it's not, i respect it

I'm so bored of GTA, i wanna do something different and odd but I'm a console gamer so sadly i cannot

[narrow viper]

You just insulted all the people who likes drifting but also play gta

But yes

[fleet crow]

Nice point a to b car

[vague flint]

Vectre my beloved

[narrow viper]

Partly because I like drifting in video games and partly because I’m tired of playing with little a holes who kill people in jets and broomsticks

[fleet crow]

True

I just drive cars in private lobbies

[narrow viper]

Also partly because I’m cute

[prisma tangle]

i love drifting, I'm sad there's not any arcade exploration games that do it properly nowadays, I'm trying to save for a PC to play FiveM and others

[prisma tangle]

you know how these things work, false until otherwise proven

[narrow viper]

Just look at my face

Very smug

[fleet crow]

Is that hair or horns

[narrow viper]

Weed

[fleet crow]

[vague flint]

Bout to roll a blunt on your hair

[sleek zephyr]

weed waifu

[fleet crow]

Gtacolors.com still down?

[gritty python]

Yea

[fleet crow]

F

[gritty python]

Try wayback machine

[fleet crow]

I want to make a paint for my xa 21

[fleet crow]

Configurator and color picker doesn't seem to work

[solar yarrow]

yo bmw got any cool Audi colors

Kinda stumped for my omnis e-gt

[fleet crow]

Aah i have 2

[solar yarrow]

Bet

[fluid sleet]

FIVE-M or is it a custom map?

[fleet crow]

The merlin purple i premade for the 10f and the komera grey that the e tron gt came in

[solar yarrow]

ooo

Like the blue grey

[fleet crow]

Yea me too

[solar yarrow]

Got any other colors that might fit the car?

[fleet crow]

#2F4059FF kemora grey metallic (paint code LX7F) audi e tron gt/omnis e-gt

[olive bluff]

I love the Audi E-tron GT

so pretty

[gritty python]

Pretty good

[fleet crow]

Except for the range its a nice car irl too

[olive bluff]

whats the range

[novel valley]

noice

[fleet crow]

A red looks nice too
232 miles according audi so im guesstimating 180 ish

[solar yarrow]

Sheesh

[fleet crow]

I think blaze has a red one

[solar yarrow]

Finna need this recreated 🫡

[narrow viper]

Single player mods

It’s called kami road

[solar yarrow]

Bruh CarX map

Lol

Knew it looked familiar

[fleet crow]

Yea saw this color didn't like it

[solar yarrow]

Fair enough

[fleet crow]

In the dark it looks like diarrhea

[solar yarrow]

Oof

[fleet crow]

[prisma tangle]

oppressor gankers smh

[solar yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[steel quartz]

Anyone have the lifeguard vehicle? I could use some help with spawning one

[fleet crow]

I think retro can make this tho he already has a lot of similar colors

[gritty python]

U should try Liberty City Remix Map
Looks pretty good during the night
Time square

[solar yarrow]

Idk kinda just want a dull yellow

Think it would go hard

[fleet crow]

True

[olive bluff]

damn

[fleet crow]

Mid range pastel colors look really nice on this car
Varun has a pink

[solar yarrow]

Yeah I figured

[fleet crow]

Weird recommendation but i think the taycan pink will go nice
Makes sense because they're the same car underneath

[keen reef]

car

[fleet crow]

Oo nice

[solar yarrow]

That’s the vehicle ever

[ashen mulch]

That is definitely an automobile

[somber ridge]

that aint a plane? my life is a lie 😮‍💨

[solar yarrow]

Rookie mistake

[solar yarrow]

I’ve been needing the hex for that color

[olive bluff]

dont yell

[solar yarrow]

Had it on a car

[somber ridge]

@fleet crow I got the same color as your vectre 🥰

[fleet crow]

Aah one sec

[solar yarrow]

[fleet crow]

[olive bluff]

is this unc

[somber ridge]

now I gotta put the sword boy livery on it

[solar yarrow]

Na

[olive bluff]

ok

[fleet crow]

#5B505BAA frozen berry metallic (paint code LM4T) porsche taycan/neon
Straw brown pearl i think

[solar yarrow]

This me fr fr

[olive bluff]

wow

[solar yarrow]

Ty ty

[solar yarrow]

I get mad hoes

[somber ridge]

I got happy hoes

[olive bluff]

teach me

[solar yarrow]

So basically

[ashen mulch]

You're the color commander

[ashen mulch]

What a distinguished fellow

[solar yarrow]

Roll up on em

and get moist wit it

iykyk

[solar yarrow]

Drippin

[novel valley]

literally

[ashen mulch]

Positively aquatic

[olive bluff]

💀

[solar yarrow]

bmw is that site still down

[olive bluff]

thursday

[fleet crow]

I actually learned from retro, moto and sid

[ashen mulch]

The color constable then

[fleet crow]

[prisma tangle]

yo it's back up

wait configurator?

[fleet crow]

Yee

I use to windsor because i can easily compare the colors

[wanton storm]

Bought second imorgon

On xbox this time

[fleet crow]

I'll make a jaguar color (prolly a pink) and bmw green today most likely

[fleet crow]

Its a confusing car

I dont know what's thw powertrain

[wanton storm]

Hybrid

Awd

[fleet crow]

V10 cvt e hybrid

💀

[wanton storm]

It isn’t cvt this is more of DSG

It changes gears normaly but u don’t feel change

[fleet crow]

So simulated cvt gears

Anyways it doesn't sound good

[wanton storm]

I love sound

[fleet crow]

Hmm

[hidden python]

https://tenor.com/view/davy-gta-v-perfect-badass-gif-17595908

[somber ridge]

@fleet crowyou playing?

[fleet crow]

Aah not now prolly after 5 hrs

[somber ridge]

what the fuck

[fleet crow]

Ooh its rome

[somber ridge]

you just realized?

[fleet crow]

[somber ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/zuikaku-azur-lane-shoukaku-gif-18485813

[fleet crow]

Sometimes i wonder what goes on in the mind of the guy who animated these anime tiddies

[narrow viper]

Say imorgon but without the g :troll:

[strange apex]

Gm bois and girls

Gm everyone except calico users

y'all gotta learn how to drive

[hidden python]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-wave-hi-gif-8704755

[narrow viper]

Wht about other 82737 genders

[wanton storm]

Imoron

[strange apex]

In GTA there are only 2

[wanton storm]

But there are 2 genders male female

[narrow viper]

wow

[somber ridge]

irl too

[narrow viper]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[somber ridge]

making gta an accurate representation of real life

[strange apex]

GTA helped me make millions irl

Trading stocks

[wanton storm]

Fr if u wanna be unicorn just say yes i m female but treat me lile unicorn

[narrow viper]

Real

[hidden python]

https://tenor.com/view/woman-women-am-i-right-woman-am-i-right-gif-23666905

[fleet crow]

There are no female gtao characters

[narrow viper]

CVT

[strange apex]

Me when a itali gto is in the race

[hidden python]

omg he just farded

[narrow viper]

Me when gta racing

[strange apex]

Fr

[wanton storm]

I raced gto with dilettante

[strange apex]

Gtos getting disrespected these days

[wanton storm]

Idk how but game gave me personal car and not itali RSX

[strange apex]

RSX is ok. I'm driving off meta these days and winning cause people suck at driving

Jugular/euros/growler are my picks

Haven't raced my Ignis yet

[hidden python]

I believe I'm good in racing

[narrow viper]

Jugular 🥵🥵🥵🥵🤤

[strange apex]

Jugular slept on

[narrow viper]

Yes i sleep in my jugular as well

[fleet crow]

Aah my fps is crap anyway so i don't even bother trying to win a crew race

[narrow viper]

Lower your resolution

[strange apex]

Steam deck = native 60fps on GTA v

[fleet crow]

[narrow viper]

play gta in 4:3

[strange apex]

I forget fps matters alot lmao

[narrow viper]

https://tenor.com/view/trollge-troll-the-day-of-reckoning-gif-19655212

[hidden python]

@fleet crow

show me yours

[fleet crow]

Its fabricated
I race traded to unlock colors in the past

[narrow viper]

Real

[fleet crow]

Anyways one sec

[strange apex]

Ngl there was a time when people were checkpoint hacking and destroyed race k/ds

[late cosmos]

[strange apex]

In like 2019

[hidden python]

at least you won 20

[narrow viper]

Tbf I don’t even race ngl

[hidden python]

I won only 1 race that too there were only 2 players in the race including me

[narrow viper]

For me it’s a bit useless considering nobody races cleanly

[strange apex]

Car crews innit

Trying to find a good crew that's mature and has a regular schedule to meet up is hard

[late cosmos]

theres plenty of car communities out there that do regular playlists

[narrow viper]

I mean it’s fun if you don’t get absolutely smashed into next week and you see the future of the earth as you fly off the map On a stunt race but

[hidden python]

I like to customise cars

[narrow viper]

Fuck i forgor to crop it

Best racist on god🥵🥵🥵

[fleet crow]

@hidden python
Ive spend more than 4 days i think solo races dont count in time

[hidden python]

noice

[narrow viper]

[strange apex]

I have like over 400 races

Maybe won 100 of em

Same account since the game launched online lol

[fleet crow]

Oo

It doesn't matter tbh

[strange apex]

Ye

Alot of those races was back in the day 30fps

The dark ages

[hidden python]

https://tenor.com/view/manyks-humorfortukey-sad-funny-turkey-gif-22100630

[narrow viper]

Im simply better

[hidden python]

[fleet crow]

[narrow viper]

Brapbrapbrapbrapbrapbrapbrapbrapbrapbrap

[hidden dust]

Clean racing in gta is unexistent

[hidden python]

yeah, tell me abt it

[hidden dust]

2 games actually, gta online and fh5

[late cosmos]

Sounds like your the problem if oyu can't find clean racing

[narrow viper]

Racing in gta 😴

[hidden python]

the worst part is that I lose even in non-contact races 💀

[hidden dust]

Nah, I just play F1 2022

🙂

[narrow viper]

Guh

[late cosmos]

ah the pinnacle of racing

[hidden dust]

Honestly, GTA Online racing is fun, but some of the lobbies man...

Complete disaster

[hidden python]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/938735647156469770/964854364374188082/868465352206598194.gif

[narrow viper]

Open wheel races launch day flashbacks

[late cosmos]

Clean racing does exist, I get lobbies like this daily https://youtu.be/uDS2_rTWd28

Just skim through it if you can be bothered to click

[hidden dust]

Yeah that's sick, I've seen a tiktok where there was a GP, with F1 transitions and F1 IRL Cars

Was pretty cool

[worn stag]

Time to fix all my garages again

[narrow viper]

How can you take cinematic pics

[ripe kernel]

which cars look decent with F1 wheels

[gritty python]

F1 cars

[late cosmos]

Issi classic

[narrow viper]

What should I change on my lost slamvan

[wary ermine]

I dont there is anything you could change on it

[narrow viper]

Does it look good then

[late cosmos]

Issi classic with F1s

[wary ermine]

Yea

[south hinge]

how to i get the widebody audi r8?

ive seen it on public session idk if it was a modder

[narrow viper]

Its not out yet

[south hinge]

then it was a modder

it was customized

i could get into it but it kicked me out after 3 seconds

[somber ridge]

I was about to say it looks so real until I realized it was real

[late cosmos]

Its missing its wheel arches so looks abit odd wit the tyres poking out 😅 We need Mini Miglia's on GTA

[narrow viper]

Beloved

[tame nacelle]

that’s a lot of betting

[narrow viper]

Shhh

[prisma tangle]

so...

i want this

[soft nimbus]

[south hinge]

e

[prisma tangle]

not the lowrider parts

just the embossing

[gentle nest]

Trash? 😅

[regal patrol]

Yes

[gentle nest]

I dont like that car tbh. So thought I will do something different 😅

[gritty python]

Ray Tracing filter,8k

[teal arch]

collection is finally completed

[gentle nest]

What collection? 👀

[teal arch]

old lambos

the iconic ones

diablo and countach

[late cosmos]

Real life v2, first version sucks

[gentle nest]

Ah nice. I also have a old Lambo garage 😃

[south hinge]

before and after, which one is better?

[fleet crow]

Personally, before

[fleet crow]

Oo

[narrow viper]

[late cosmos]

i have a lambo garage too 😅

[narrow viper]

Bananas

[fleet crow]

[wanton storm]

car from street modified

[fleet crow]

I dont have the reaper i think

Or maybe i do not sure

[fleet crow]

Pick a schwartzer great merc

[candid venture]

Weird ass looking yellow frog

[late cosmos]

Which one 😛

[wanton storm]

i already have it

[fleet crow]

Stromberg and autarch aint ferraris

[late cosmos]

ferrari 512bb and im not sure what the autarch resembles

[candid venture]

Bottom right corner

[wanton storm]

gotta buy first female character car

[candid venture]

Are u not joining sarx championship?

[late cosmos]

Of course, I'm the live director 😉

[swift ruin]

Where did you find that car..?

[candid venture]

You're not in a team

[late cosmos]

I might just do the live stream instead of racing if all teams are full and reserve if needed

[fleet crow]

Hmm stromberg is espirit mk1
Autarch is a glickenhous
You could put an rsx, stinger, visione, x80 proto or a turismo instead of these

[late cosmos]

Oh im surprised my turismo isn't already in there 🙈

What about this one?

[tough cove]

Need some opinions

[narrow viper]

Change hood

[teal arch]

unfortunately the gtaV adaptation of that car doesn't look as good as it so no i don't have it

[fleet crow]

Ferrari xezri competizione concept

[tough cove]

Got any suggestions

It doesn't look too bad i really like the back view

[regal patrol]

The rear end, yeah

[fleet crow]

I see the lights but yea we already have the t20 and visione is a grotti so

[regal patrol]

And front lights

[fleet crow]

True

[regal patrol]

It's not like the P1 GTR's body shape is a world's difference in shape

[fleet crow]

Yea

The stock rims are really cool on these

True

Even thr rsx is too large

Yea

Sf90 is a size or two smaller than the rsx

Yea

Im disappointed they added 2 rare concepts instead of gta4 turismo and 550 maranello

[strange apex]

Stocks going up I just won 6 cayos in a row. Today is a gud day

[fleet crow]

The last v12 manual ferrari

Ye

90s-00s are the modern 60s

Hmm okay they weren't that pretty to me

True

[narrow viper]

Does someone have cayo glitched with good pay and the preps glitch?

[fleet crow]

[narrow viper]

No i can't get the cash then

[fleet crow]

Speaking of victor, this a fine car

Noice condition
I'd ditch the aftermarket lights tho

[late cosmos]

Needs bigger kidney grills

[fleet crow]

[woven flame]

I'm debating what wheels to stick on the Itali RSX.

[tame nacelle]

90% of the woman characters on gta online for pc are related

[gritty python]

Stock

[woven flame]

I got the stock wheels on 'em.

Nothing else really looks decent.

[teal arch]

u like my rx-7?

[obtuse girder]

iz ok

rockstar made the zr350 too

err

thin

zr350 in SA was a wide boi

in online ? not so much

[gritty python]

We need infernus from SA

[obtuse girder]

y

[gritty python]

1st gen NSX

[obtuse girder]

but they already used the infernus name in GTA 4 for pegassi

so gg

[gritty python]

Yea R* could name it jester classic custom or somthing

[obtuse girder]

and what wouldve been the infernus got changed to dinka

[prisma tangle]

Victor = Champion, it's a name that's really not creative

[obtuse girder]

yeah but they didnt have manufacturers in SA and and its a jester now

[fleet crow]

To each to his own ig

[obtuse girder]

pog

[fleet crow]

Gt500 w/ bennys

[narrow viper]

Modded Benny’s

[prisma tangle]

Benny's wheels, why's the hubcap red

[narrow viper]

Well you can change the color of it obviously

@narrow viper one of the first W modded cars I've seen

[obtuse girder]

repostin till infinity

[gray quarry]

So those in here who merge cars,does it scratch the car to take off underglow

[obtuse girder]

what defines scratch

i swear "modded" people always have the dumbest terms

[narrow viper]

They do

[gray quarry]

Clean: Yankton plate Unselected paint (primary and Secondary) either green or crystal tint bennys rims or f1s and Unselected headlight

Scratched: Changing any of that

[prisma tangle]

i know, I've been staring at it all day

[gray quarry]

I just haven't figured out if I can take off underglow I'm new to merging cars

[narrow viper]

@gray quarry idk I've only merged My batmobile

[gray quarry]

I have garages filled with moded cars

[regal patrol]

Most merged/glitched cars here don't get good reactions in this channel

[narrow viper]

“Merging cars”

[narrow viper]

Not a flex but ok

[narrow viper]

[obtuse girder]

modded cars are comparable to eating flower

[gray quarry]

Bro gta is boring rn so I've been merging I have clean builds

[narrow viper]

Proof?

[fleet crow]

[narrow viper]

Show me

[gray quarry]

Working on that

[severe pewter]

Inb4 “clean” is glazed donut wheels

[tough cove]

@fleet crow

I need ur opinion on these

[narrow viper]

Idk if I like it

Idk if I can see what build it is

[fleet crow]

Its really nice tho daytona challenger is.. questionable

[narrow viper]

Damn

[somber ridge]

where's the car

[tough cove]

Fr idk GTA did that

[fleet crow]

Atleast u didn't do another Richard petty build

[narrow viper]

They should’ve made this

[fleet crow]

[narrow viper]

Instead of the guantlet custom

[gray quarry]

I can't put pictures in here

[narrow viper]

Bruh no image perms

[sleek zephyr]

lads I have acquired a Jolf

what should I do

[proven fog]

Some merges look good. It depends

[fleet crow]

Nice

[somber ridge]

Boring

[narrow viper]

Well yes it is

[somber ridge]

Why the louvers

[torpid nexus]

How much is the Go Kart?

[somber ridge]

No

[narrow viper]

Now that’s a big ass

[sharp moth]

I sold my krieger what should i buy?

[somber ridge]

A krieger

[sharp moth]

Why

[somber ridge]

Krieger power

[narrow viper]

Yes but someone made it a pfister

[sharp moth]

I was thinking of buying the Emerus bec i heard its faster around a lap than the krieger

[sleek zephyr]

Le Jolf

[gilded iron]

??????

[sharp moth]

I have the torero xo rn

[round tusk]

The Emerus looks like a senna that has been left out in the sun

[narrow viper]

Are you gonna make it white?

[sharp moth]

Torero?

[narrow viper]

Ye

[sharp moth]

Mines red bec red= speed

[sleek zephyr]

please look at my baby

[narrow viper]

Mines the opposite of red

[narrow viper]

WHAT HAVE YOU Done noooo poor golf

[sharp moth]

Mines red and forged

[sleek zephyr]

There was rust on the front so I covered them with stickers?

[narrow viper]

Why tho

[gilded iron]

-20% velocity

[narrow viper]

Rust>stickers

[sharp moth]

So what car should i buy?

[narrow viper]

I’m quite surprised that it’s not pink

[gilded iron]

Krieger

[narrow viper]

[sharp moth]

What makes the dominator asp better?

[narrow viper]

See this is good I would change the wheels but it's pk

[gilded iron]

It isn't

[sharp moth]

I just said i sold my krieger to buy something else

[gilded iron]

Get gto

[sleek zephyr]

Swapped em out for poverty steels

[sharp moth]

Welllllllllllllllllllllll i have the vigilante and toreador

[gilded iron]

Rsx is also good

[severe pewter]

LM87

[sharp moth]

• super cars are good looking and i wanna get into racing aswell as just have really nice cars to show off

[sleek zephyr]

tried for a "salvage rescue" look

[sharp moth]

Overflod autarch?

1.9M alright

I dont care about money rn i already have all the bussineses so spending money on expensive things rn is the only option

[sharp moth]

Is that the toreador?

I dont even use the toreador anymore

Im looking at legendary motors rn the lm87 also looks good ig

Should i get it?

I have 3.5M

[severe pewter]

Yes

[narrow viper]

Yes

[sharp moth]

Alright ill get it

[narrow viper]

Especially when you can make it a street version

[sharp moth]

Quick question what does the gun modder guy in the arena workshop do?

[sleek zephyr]

Sit around and jerk off

[sharp moth]

Ah ok

[narrow viper]

Lol

Wee woo

[sleek zephyr]

Crikey it's the rozzers

[sharp moth]

Oppers

It wasent me that commited tax evasion

It was RuRu

Source-Trust me bro

So its valid

[sleek zephyr]

Rest assured I've paid my taxes and I have witnesses from the IRS to prove it

Please disregard the multiple blunt force traumas on their genitalia

[sharp moth]

I do not know what the irs is

[narrow viper]

But there will be bloodshed?

[gilded iron]

Insane Ranger Sex

[sharp moth]

Ah ok love it

Netjies

[narrow viper]

Sex

[sleek zephyr]

No we don't have medics to deal with them bleeding ou- I mean of course not

[narrow viper]

But you will see a man in a mirror that nods his head

[sleek zephyr]

Anyways

The IRS agents have been informed of my tax payments

[sharp moth]

Still dont know who they are

[sleek zephyr]

People who collect taxes

[sharp moth]

Huh

Is south africa that outdated

[fleet crow]

Prison Meg talking real poopoo language

[somber ridge]

your mother eating real poopoo

[fleet crow]

[sharp moth]

Oh ours is called

SARS

[somber ridge]

sexually active razor squad

[sharp moth]

Focking mint

[fleet crow]

💀
Hopefully Zimbabwe doesn't have their office called ZICA

[sharp moth]

💀

Imagine

Welcome to ZICA offices how may we help

[fleet crow]

[ashen mulch]

Ey another South African

[sharp moth]

My brother

[ashen mulch]

That makes 3 of us

[sharp moth]

Theres another?

[ashen mulch]

Invalid is also south african I believe

[sharp moth]

Invalid?

[fleet crow]

Nice car

[ashen mulch]

@zinc raven

[zinc raven]

You called?

[ashen mulch]

Speak of the damn devil

[sharp moth]

Lmao

[zinc raven]

How's that for timing

[ashen mulch]

You are from Joburg yes?

[zinc raven]

No

[ashen mulch]

Or am I misremembering

[zinc raven]

Durban

[fleet crow]

Oo

[sharp moth]

Im from middelburg

[zinc raven]

I don't remember ever telling you but sure

[somber ridge]

a lot of africans huh

[zinc raven]

Ah ok

[sharp moth]

Just got the lm87

[zinc raven]

There's 3 of us tf

[ashen mulch]

You mentioned it when you mentioned how much you hate golfs

I'm from cpt

[zinc raven]

Mmh idk but anyway

[somber ridge]

more than I expected

[fleet crow]

[somber ridge]

I was thinking around negative 2 africans in this server max

[severe pewter]

While he supposedly owns one

[zinc raven]

[severe pewter]

Sometimes I hate my own car too

except I don’t have one

Yet

[zinc raven]

I'm good thanks 👍

[severe pewter]

[zinc raven]

I don't have my own car anyway

I use my legs mf

[sharp moth]

I use my hands wtf

[zinc raven]

"Yet". What you thinking?

[sharp moth]

Am i doing something wrong

[zinc raven]

No I don't think so

[ashen mulch]

I use thermonuclear teleportation

[acoustic berry]

What radio station is radio gaga at

[ashen mulch]

Rock radio

Or non stop pop

[acoustic berry]

Ok

Thx

[zinc raven]

Energetic

Must be pretty expensive

[severe pewter]

Moostang

[zinc raven]

Probably still cheaper than fulling up at the local BP or Shell

[severe pewter]

jk

[zinc raven]

Lol

I saw something the other day which made me question myself

[sharp moth]

And that is?

[severe pewter]

Maybe a Corolla or something to be experienced with driving first

[zinc raven]

I saw a tesla with a South African license plate

[sharp moth]

Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

[severe pewter]

having something like a mustang as a first car is dumb

[zinc raven]

Road signs, broken traffic lights etc

It must be legit

[zinc raven]

Extremely dumb. Especially with these fuel prices

[severe pewter]

And also the fact people can’t control them

[zinc raven]

Fiesta is also nice but idk about the newer ones

[severe pewter]

or a golf

[zinc raven]

I'm looking more on the heavier side (no not American pickups)

[sharp moth]

corsa

Twinturbo

Have you seen that meme?

[zinc raven]

Maybe a suv/crossover?

[sharp moth]

Ek en jason

[severe pewter]

mustang.

Mach e

[zinc raven]

Wat sê jy?

[severe pewter]

god why did they give it mustang name

[zinc raven]

Farxs pls don't ban

[severe pewter]

pls English only too

[zinc raven]

I'd rather have cancer

[severe pewter]

talk in DMs if you want

[sharp moth]

Wait ill send u the meme

[somber ridge]

ok get cancer

[severe pewter]

It’s not that bad as electric car

[zinc raven]

I'm looking at Jeep compass, VW Tiguan etc

[severe pewter]

But it’s a “mustang”

[zinc raven]

But it's difficult finding suvs in my budget that aren't accident damage

"Accident damage" being anywhere from a bent frame to having been on fire once and cheaply fixed

[zinc raven]

I'd rather take a hybrid

[tight solar]

this goes hard

[sharp moth]

I sent u the vid

[ashen mulch]

Id love a box corolla

[zinc raven]

I'll take a look now

[ashen mulch]

Loadshedding hasn't gotten me yet

[sharp moth]

Dont even

Say that

Kak word

[ashen mulch]

Hehehe

We might be lucky if they only bring back stage 2 for a while

[severe pewter]

Id love a manual GR Yaris

one problem though