transportation

[ocean rock]

[main cosmos]

My streaming site not working

Fuckkk

[vague bluff]

checo coming back ?

[vocal tide]

🍿

[loud spade]

How long is red flag?

[vocal tide]

No idea

Hell it can even last till midnight

[sage roost]

https://c.tenor.com/1TVDs6ukFgcAAAAM/rain-stop-raining.gif

[native bone]

God damn sitting there as a spectator looks miserable

[lucid hearth]

im gonna fall asleep soon waiting this

[twin fiber]

Can Perez join if waiting continues for 15-20min?

[loud spade]

Prob not

[native bone]

Maybe, RB team leader said they could get the car ready for racing

[vocal tide]

Unlikely imo

They would have different fuel tank

[ashen carbon]

Toyota Hilux Safety Truck

[ocean rock]

LFA swapped safety truck

[ashen carbon]

Reliability approved by third world militia

[lucid hearth]

Isuzu panther for safety truck

better

reliable, durable

[vocal tide]

Just do a safety bus

With all the marshals inside

Ready to clear up debris

[loud spade]

Scania Safety Truck™️

[ocean rock]

Just make Hamilton the safety car

Also, allow wet start from sprinklers.

[sage roost]

But the “safety” will be silent

[loud spade]

For real though, the safety car should be an F1 car

[vocal tide]

F1 community usually: looking when it will rain
Today: looking when it will not rain

[ocean rock]

Race Gods trolling the fans for 2 race in a row

[sage roost]

“4pm: light rain”

[dry sage]

It's not gonna start, is it?

[sage roost]

We can only hope

[ashen carbon]

Alonso helmet cam replay

Medical car is out to inspect track because safety car can't

[vocal tide]

Gasly had his snack

Time to bet if he's gonna get his sausage

[ashen carbon]

inb4 sausage becomes Gasly's Kimi drink

[loud spade]

Lmao he’s gettibg a whole buffet

[dry sage]

Weight increase?

[sage roost]

no gasly you will not have the sausage!

[ocean rock]

Youtube coming to save me from the suspension boredom

[lucid hearth]

i didn't hear that sausage radio

[vocal tide]

https://twitter.com/AlphaTauriF1/status/1431976948058804228?s=19

Scuderia AlphaTauri (@AlphaTauriF1)

let’s just say we 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 to have a BBQ

what are you bringing?

@PierreGASLY’s got the sausages covered 👌

Likes

461

Twitter · Aug 29, 2021, 1:48 PM

Well the fun starts

[dry sage]

[sage roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/588215437456703488/881540702570414121/image0-159.jpg

[dry sage]

So, Martin Brundle's... sausage?

[lucid hearth]

why u gotta word it like that

[ocean rock]

"Well, welcome to F1"

"Get real son"

[lucid hearth]

roscoe pooping is a mood

[vocal tide]

what

did I hear that right

Perez can start in Pit Lane?

[sage roost]

hmmm, where have I seen this before

[ashen carbon]

You don't say...

[ocean rock]

[vocal tide]

LMAO

[sage roost]

Russel’s front row in the Williams broke the laws of physics

That’s why there’s so much rain

[twin fiber]

Soooo Perez can join

[loud spade]

[dry sage]

Let's say 16:30. Average lap with fully-fueled cars could be a 2:30.

[ocean rock]

I wonder what Bernd Maylander vibe to, music wise.

[twin fiber]

[vocal tide]

Bernd sending messages

oh boi

[native bone]

Bruh just fucking race already bunch of pansies waiting for it to be dry

[vocal tide]

he almost slipped

[ocean rock]

"race in monday"

Bruh no

[vocal tide]

https://twitter.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/1431987227781996546?s=19

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1)

On the radar it looks like we're set for even heavier rain soon. Really don't think this race is happening #F1 #BelgianGP

Twitter · Aug 29, 2021, 2:28 PM

[dry sage]

39 laps maybe.

[ashen carbon]

@dry sage Saw you typing in #gta-vehicles

[dry sage]

Just start the race, but tell the drivers not to go full speed.

[native bone]

Actual representation of me waiting for the race to start

[ashen carbon]

😴

[ocean rock]

Hey matt, silver lining.

George Russell podium.

Max Verstappen to catch his deficit against Hamilton.

[vocal tide]

Perez might actually score

[native bone]

Nah

[ashen carbon]

FTFY

[native bone]

[dry sage]

Perez could race... if they started.

[native bone]

Only positive thing about this

[sage roost]

Mechanical miracle 2.0

Well not really a miracle they had 2 hours

[native bone]

At this point I want it to happen tomorrow for full points

Can't be arsed anymore

[ashen carbon]

💤

[ocean rock]

insert warden of time joke here

too fried to add one of my own

[ashen carbon]

The only fun the audience is having is waving at the camera when it's looking at them

Winner of the Belgian GP: Medical Car

[vocal tide]

https://twitter.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/1431995543195115530?s=20

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1)

We are going to try and get a race in!

The clock has stopped. The stewards have "decided to temporarily stop the race" on the grounds of Force Majeure.

#F1 #BelgianGP

Twitter · Aug 29, 2021, 3:01 PM

[native bone]

So the clock is not ticking anymore?

[vocal tide]

yeah, time limit stopped

now make it raise

[native bone]

Good

Yeah if only

[ashen carbon]

Medical car about to clock more laps than every other car

[vocal tide]

inb4 Medical car spins out

[ashen carbon]

Medical car should actually be the best car in the current condition. E63S is AWD.

[native bone]

My TV broadcaster just put on Barcelona's game instead

[ocean rock]

Finna have nighttime spa

Pog

[lucid hearth]

time to sleep

[vocal tide]

@ashen carbon staying for long haul?

Also look above

[ocean rock]

@lucid hearth Noooooo

Dont sleep

[vocal tide]

@ocean rock go sleep

[lucid hearth]

dude also spammed his invite to comms

silly ass advertiser nowadays

[vocal tide]

bean

[lucid hearth]

alpine lmfao

[ashen carbon]

FIA: WHAT ARE THE REGULATIONS? WHAT ARE WE DOING? WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
Clouds: 🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️
Teams: 😪
Fans: 💤

[lucid hearth]

alpine: 💃 💃

[vocal tide]

https://twitter.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/1432002564061544454?s=20

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1)

"A weather update will be provided at 17:45 local time" #F1 #BelgianGP

Likes

150

Twitter · Aug 29, 2021, 3:29 PM

[sage roost]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/500766796089917442/881558762207444992/image0-13.jpg

[vague bluff]

[hybrid charm]

bora my beloved

[ashen carbon]

Max: "It’s really not that bad"

[dry sage]

Sky Germany showed the meme.

[ocean rock]

@dry sage @ashen carbon race starting when?

Actually tuned out.

[ashen carbon]

Weather update due like uh... now? Or 5 min? Forgot.

[dry sage]

In 4 mins, there's an update.

Seems to be a 1-hour race.

[lucid hearth]

so is it even gonna start

or no

lmao

1 hour race

still better than no race ig

[native bone]

Literally no point

[sage roost]

If it’s going to be nighttime before the race finishes maybe race cars do need headlights because the track isn’t always lit

[ocean rock]

Spa literally have no lights besides the main paddock btw

[vocal tide]

17:55

[sage roost]

I’m going to claw my eyes out

[vocal tide]

https://twitter.com/HaasF1Team/status/1432005880648802306?s=19

Haas F1 Team (@HaasF1Team)

Meanwhile, in the football it’s Haas 8-6 Aston Martin

#HaasF1 #BelgianGP https://t.co/QtZ1IaTVsV

Likes

168

▶ Play video

Twitter · Aug 29, 2021, 3:43 PM

[ocean rock]

Haas investigated for doping?

[sage roost]

HAAS is winning at something

wow

[vague bluff]

weather update where

[vocal tide]

1800

[ashen carbon]

Alpine is playing cards

[vocal tide]

18 17

[vague bluff]

[vocal tide]

race resumption

[native bone]

Fucking finally

[dry sage]

[native bone]

Watch it be 2 laps

[sage roost]

THERES NO POWER

After waiting 3 hours

[vague bluff]

wait so p10 get 0.5 points ?

[vocal tide]

yes

if they do 2 laps

So we lost Claire and eunbee

[dry sage]

[lucid hearth]

literall fell asleep on the couch

zz

[ocean rock]

Im here

By this stage, Russell podium right?

[vocal tide]

yes

on WIlliams

[sage roost]

When Williams is the only team where both drivers are in the top 9

[ocean rock]

Pirouette in Kemmel is scary, but so does Blanchimont

Mfs forgetting that corner exists

[ashen carbon]

So what's going to happen now, safety car until it counts as a race and call it a day?

[ocean rock]

Who knows?

[vocal tide]

points will be awarded now

Mazepin fastest lap

[dry sage]

Mazepin FL

[sage roost]

Red flag

[vocal tide]

oh well

Ruseell Podium

[ocean rock]

Red Flag

[native bone]

I'm done cya next week

[ocean rock]

https://c.tenor.com/RL0-tTg3QOQAAAAM/oh-no.gif

Also all mfs who winces when lando had a shunt and hate the decision Michael takes right now

You guys are being soft

Formula Foreshadowing

[drowsy folio]

Eh

[vocal tide]

Race will not resume

Russell gets 1st podium

[ocean rock]

Hooray...

[ashen carbon]

Yay. 💤

[sage roost]

Spa 2021 highlights will be interesting….

[ocean rock]

Is this the part where i anger the warden of time and invoke time travel so we can have a chance to prevent the rain?

:Kappa:

Okay, im done referring to her.

[ashen carbon]

Highlight: Mick waving at fans, Ricciardo starting a Mexican wave with the grand stand

DTS: Max saying conditions are fine

[lucid hearth]

time to move to bed

goodnight

[sage roost]

Don’t forget the football match between haas vs Aston Martin

[ashen carbon]

Look at me, I didn't crash on my way to the grid

[vocal tide]

Mazepin FL

[ocean rock]

Time to look at the wikipedia page to this race like, tommorrow

Or maybe now

[sage roost]

Zandvoort will be a snooze fest

[ashen carbon]

Nothing yet:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2021_Belgian_Grand_Prix

[sage roost]

Monza could be exciting

Then Sochi

[ocean rock]

Zandvoort rain again

[sage roost]

I don’t want rain from now on

[ocean rock]

Just to completely pee on Holland's circus

They got 2 of the most boring Austrian GP lead battle to date

A cancelled race

All we need is for Zandvoort to shit the bed

[lucid hearth]

simply simply lovely!

[sage roost]

When Russel got a better result in a Williams than in a Mercedes

[ocean rock]

George is British Alonso confirmed?

Performs better in a shittier car

[vocal tide]

damn, Wikipedia is meme-ing as well

[heady swift]

netherlands

[ocean rock]

Vandalised

100% sure wikipedia admin gonna have to lock the page for like 3 days

[heady swift]

when's the zandvoort race?

[vocal tide]

so much Vandalism around

Next week

[heady swift]

ah

[vocal tide]

Fastest lap is Nikita Mazepin, a 3:18:016

[jagged sentinel]

Mazepin? Did a fastest lap?

[ocean rock]

Oh btw, did we just broke the shortest race record?

[heady swift]

I mean it's supposedly dry at the 5th with a temp around 19c

[vocal tide]

https://twitter.com/wtf1official/status/1432026347329802243?s=20

WTF1 (@wtf1official)

Out of context F1

Likes

304

Twitter · Aug 29, 2021, 5:04 PM

[heady swift]

nice racing weather

[vocal tide]

I think we did

[ocean rock]

1991 adelaide was 24 minutes. If we assume that its 3 minutes per lap

Its 12 minutes of "racing"

[sage roost]

So now that spa is over

Zandvoort predictions?

[heady swift]

verstappen

if he loses here he'll be hanged

[ocean rock]

Im square in this pred

Either verstappen loses, or zandvoort track conditions is unraceable

[heady swift]

you mean maintenance?

or weather

[ocean rock]

Either way

[vocal tide]

Oh, F1 didn't even bother with the post race livestream

[sage roost]

‘Half the points were awarded’

[vocal tide]

https://twitter.com/F1/status/1432027193681534976?s=20

Formula 1 (@F1)

Lewis Hamilton's championship lead has been cut to 3 points

#BelgianGP 🇧🇪 #F1

Retweets

108

Likes

751

Twitter · Aug 29, 2021, 5:07 PM

[ocean rock]

This is what r/formuladank wants right?

Meme materials

And tight points battle

https://i.redd.it/fhceqmtiwak71.jpg

@sage roost @vocal tide @heady swift ok so hear me out

[sage roost]

Go ahead

[ocean rock]

To replace this weekend, we race in zandvoort on monday https://i.redd.it/401da3n79bk71.jpg

Close the road and make a long ass convoy

[vocal tide]

[heady swift]

ew why use highway

just get a train

is quicker

[ocean rock]

Ah yes

[vocal tide]

Honestly

[ocean rock]

Just load the equipment in a bullet train cars

[vocal tide]

It's Europe

use trains

[ocean rock]

Fuck the passengers

[ocean rock]

https://i.redd.it/ml3bac4wb9k71.png

https://i.redd.it/uawpsabj97k71.jpg

TONIGHT

[vocal tide]

Calm down with the memes

you are losing your mind

[sage roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/588215437456703488/881585261044183100/0dwxnzdmsbk71.png

[mint plank]

Claire calm down

[sage roost]

Merc 1-2-3 smh

[mint plank]

Jeesus

[mint plank]

Oh she lost it long ago

[ocean rock]

I lack racing

We need NASCAR Air Titan next time

https://youtu.be/A5z-PIrZSCY

We need this shit

[mint plank]

Lmao so if you don't get your dose of race you go crazy?

[ocean rock]

No

Im just tilted

[mint plank]

Ah yes

Just tilted

[vocal tide]

You are tilted because you want to send some ppl to the gallows?

[mint plank]

I'm sorry what

[vocal tide]

Wasn't to you

But imho it's Force Majeure

[mint plank]

Yes I know

[ocean rock]

Legit, this would be F1's chance to make a collab with the people across the pond

[vocal tide]

https://twitter.com/LukeSmithF1/status/1432034578756218887?s=20
LOL

Luke Smith (@LukeSmithF1)

Provisional race classification just landed from the FIA - results taken from Lap 1...

This will need explaining. https://t.co/D1bLYwmUvY

Twitter · Aug 29, 2021, 5:37 PM

It might not be over yet

[ocean rock]

This is 30 years after Schumi debut right?

Schumi didnt get to race even a lap in his debut

Now we got the same treatment, but for everyone

[ashen carbon]

Let's see...

Schumacher: Wowed everyone in qualifying, didn't get to race a single lap
Russell: Wowed everyone in qualifying, didn't get to race a single lap

[sage roost]

Russel = Schumacher

Confirmed

[ocean rock]

Brits getting another 7 time champ

[vocal tide]

https://twitter.com/TommyWTF1/status/1432038902106411020?s=20

Tom Bellingham (@TommyWTF1)

There's talk that no points should be awarded now because 1. The rules state it should be MORE than two laps and 2. Because of the Red Flag count back they only did one lap anyway.

...And the FIA just deleted their race classification tweet 🤔

Likes

145

Twitter · Aug 29, 2021, 5:54 PM

LMAO

[sage roost]

Oh shit here comes the angry comments

[vocal tide]

Hammy boi is angry

[wanton oxide]

Is a camaro a muscle

[heady swift]

no, it's a car

[steady cove]

a muscle? its obviously a car

[wanton oxide]

Yes

[ocean rock]

https://twitter.com/LukeSmithF1/status/1432050287443910665?s=19

Luke Smith (@LukeSmithF1)

Lewis Hamilton on Instagram: “Today was a farce” #F1 #BelgianGP

Retweets

538

Likes

4416

Twitter · Aug 29, 2021, 6:39 PM

Hamilton: "We as a driver didnt even get to show our skill, and the fans are disappointed with no racing being presented to them"
Brainrot verstappen fans: "haha he salty"

[loud spade]

breh

Leave the man alone
(Coming from a Verstappen fan)

[ocean rock]

Leave all the drivers alone. What the fuck do they wanna do, just leave the fucking track and flip a bird to Michael Masi?

[loud spade]

You know, F1 tickets are quite overpriced imo, so the fans deserve something

[ocean rock]

Phone Veloce and host Virtual Gra-

Oh and codemaster borked the driving physics

Fuck

[steep gate]

So I found this

[ocean rock]

Ah yes, 5k for a water damaged JDM

Def worth while

[narrow thistle]

That beautiful

[steep gate]

Wouldn't even be able to drive the car for another year at least legally

[ember ferry]

idk repair lol

[autumn timber]

One of the first motor homes

Spotted in Massachusetts had a button on the passenger side to fire it remotely in the vehicle

[hybrid charm]

Damn I could live in that

[autumn timber]

Had a bathroom a stove and many other amenities

[cosmic solstice]

max berstappen

[heady swift]

Berstappen?

[cosmic solstice]

verstappen*

my bad

misspelled

[ocean rock]

already happening

brainrot verstappen fans i swear to god

how can he celebrate while we are not even racing

[ocean rock]

https://sports.yahoo.com/bernie-ecclestone-accuses-f1-bosses-141455920.html

Actual asshole

[feral glacier]

slammed schoolbus

sped school bus

[elder python]

Im driving a scooter

[hard bough]

Love this car

[hybrid charm]

scirocco

[remote fern]

less go

[rotund totem]

Nice one

[hybrid charm]

damn that roadrunner is so good 🤤

[autumn timber]

Superbird

[hybrid charm]

oh looks like roadrunner

from back

[autumn timber]

I’m pretty sure the super was originally modified from a road runner

[jagged sentinel]

@hybrid charm that's because it is

Superbird is a roadrunner with better aero basically

[hybrid charm]

didnt know that tbh

[autumn timber]

@hybrid charm

[kind osprey]

I’ve only ever seen one of these they are such a rare but awesome sight

Also like $300,000 lol

It’s a lot for an alfa

[naive forum]

Best looking Alfa in my opinion, everything just looks perfect

[heady swift]

for a relatively new alfa yeah

older models like giulia gta(m) and tz's go for a fortune

[blissful lagoon]

Wet

[jagged sentinel]

Hope none of that soaked through

[blissful lagoon]

A lil bit did

tiny smidge

Right behind the right seat

i got it drying rn

Im trying to take care of this car as best as i can

i don't want it ruined worse when i actually am able to tix it

[jagged sentinel]

Best of luck

Exterior doesn't look too roughed up

[blissful lagoon]

Its pretty eh

paint damage and rear stuff

most body panels are fine

[analog radish]

[drowsy folio]

Horses on an aeroplane for the Olympics

[jagged sentinel]

Mostly what I was referring to, paint is an easier fix then bodywork

[main cosmos]

https://youtu.be/EjHMkkkLQaU

[ocean rock]

https://www.auto-motor-und-sport.de/formel-1/mercedes-ladeluftkuehler-trick-motor-ferrari-red-bull/ time to fuel some fire. @ashen carbon @dry sage

Translation: https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/pfph2v/-/hb5wn0a

[sage roost]

Mercedes cheaters confirmed??????????

[ashen carbon]

Who the fuck translated this lmao

" In fact, at Silverstone and in Budapest, one could get the impression that the Mercedes pick up speed like a torpedo in direct comparison with the competition, but are not necessarily faster at the end of the straight."

[ocean rock]

DeepL?

[weary elm]

damn nice car

[blissful lagoon]

Opposite of nice

Its pretty shit rn

[sage roost]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CTSUHnoDG4L/?utm_medium=copy_link

kimimatiasraikkonen

This is it. This will be my last season in Formula 1. This is a decission I did during last winter. It was not an easy decission but after this season it is time for new things. Even though the season is still on, I want to thank my family, all my teams, everyone involved in my racing career and especially all of you great fans that have been ro...

Likes

2920

Instagram

[meager heath]

sadfe

[vague bluff]

wonder who will replace him

[sage roost]

Bottas

[uncut saddle]

Probably Bottas, De Vries or Ilott

[sage roost]

Ilott could go to WEC instead..

Correction

Stay in wec*

[loud spade]

I don’t trust this acc that much but eh

[ocean rock]

Im laughing

[blissful lagoon]

[ocean rock]

Useless F1 facts: as of Belgian GP, Kimi Raikkonen has the highest £/championship point ratio of 3.5m per point.

[meager heath]

wow

what is a miata

eunos more like

eunos

[sage roost]

it’s RAWE CEEK once again!

[vague bluff]

[ocean rock]

HAM GRAND SLAM

[sage roost]

Ohh god

Imagine the scenes if Hamilton wins in front of the Dutch fans 😭

[ocean rock]

In fact, im rooting for absolute grand slam with mercedes

1-2, fastest lap, pole position, fastest pit stop, track record, and leads every practice session and qualifying rounds

[sage roost]

[static stirrup]

Max gang

[static stirrup]

Dutch fans gonna be booing

Was hoping the Dutch gp wasn't gonna happen tbh

[vague bluff]

always booing

[static stirrup]

It's kinda silly, before max nobody really gave a shit here, especially not the media

Now max verstappen is a national hero

[sage roost]

redbull gang

[ocean rock]

Ask skipper about that

[static stirrup]

Skipper akwyas has the opposite opinion

I don't really care much about Max or f1, I sometimes watch a race for fun

[ocean rock]

Oh, last race was fun btw

At spa

Ya should watch it if ya havent josh

[sage roost]

I second this

Spa was the most exciting race so far

A lot of on track action

[static stirrup]

Yeah I'm so glad I caught a replay

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/709561126337118259/881583680164864050/E99jxR6XMAAg4XR.jpeg

[sage roost]

https://youtu.be/UJQzEAlZ57k

Kimi will be missed

[main cosmos]

https://youtu.be/6MaUi4OWQ9s

[grand walrus]

@blissful lagoon Where'd you get it? What does it need? Does it run? How much? What year? Interior and exterior color? Engine? Transmission? Condition of exterior and interior? Hard top or soft top? Wheels? Replaced parts? Title? Previous owner? Any missing parts?

[blissful lagoon]

Damn thats a long list of questions, alright ill answer

distant neighbors yard is where i got it

it needs a new radio roof and headgasket/piston rings

no it dont run

350$

92

exterior is white interior is boring black

1.6

5 speed

exterior is kinda rough

along with interior

No top but any top will do

Wheels are primax 772's which don't fit the car at all

Parts reppaced, non except the radio which i didn't Install

No title trying to find it

it has either 2/3 owners before me, all in the same family

missing parts, roof, radio front face

[grand walrus]

Thanks for answering my lengthy questionnaire

[blissful lagoon]

Np

[proper elbow]

I didn't even know these existed, and I hate it

[kind osprey]

when aero is everything

[delicate grotto]

@boreal oak @hybrid charm we go out for a lil cruising

[hybrid charm]

why can i renovate my avenger for 2 billion dollar?

[ocean rock]

I mean thats average rate for a fleet of V22 osprey

[ashen carbon]

Mercedes is a cheater who fielded 5 cars and still didn't win in Spa. Suckers.

||The two F1 cars, the safety car, the medical car, and the Unimog trying to clear the water.||

Actually, did the medical car run more laps than the safety car in the end?

[ocean rock]

Mf unimog got beaten by a fucking blow dry attached toyota tundra smfh

[boreal oak]

Glad someone's cruising

[vocal tide]

Yes it did

The medical was the one doing recon because safety car was stuck at the front

[hybrid charm]

Niceeee

[ocean rock]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/876046265111167016/883282844460400680/Screenshot_2021-09-03_at_10.28.29.png

@kind osprey @vocal tide @ashen carbon @dry sage

[vocal tide]

That's so random

[ocean rock]

I love this edit so much

This is the actual post i believe

[dry sage]

Zandvoort time, baby.

[junior maple]

Yo

[main cosmos]

We hope to see more of these iconic moments in f1

[vague bluff]

ham car broken

[icy mountain]

😂😂 gotta love public buses

This one guy at the backs drunk and making hella noises

😂😂 spilt his drink all over him

[steady cove]

Spilt

😎

[icy mountain]

Now i’m far away from my stop cause the junkie got up near my stop and there was no way i was gonna fight him if he got aggressive

I can either run but it’ll make me look weird or walk home

[grand walrus]

You carry?

[icy mountain]

Nah

[grand walrus]

Well good luck

running ain't a good idea, the crackhead has all the stamina

[autumn timber]

The first camper

[kind osprey]

nice

[hybrid charm]

"im tired imma go to bed"
unfolds a house

[analog radish]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx-8R5lzKm4

🤌

[ocean rock]

https://twitter.com/F1/status/1434056512796758018

Formula 1 (@F1)

BREAKING: Kimi Raikkonen will miss the Dutch Grand Prix after testing positive for Covid-19

Wishing you a speedy recovery Kimi, look forward to seeing you back on track soon!

#DutchGP #F1

Twitter · Sep 4, 2021, 7:31 AM

[sage roost]

Pain.

[analog radish]

Some renders which i like

[loud spade]

Kubica is replacing him

[analog radish]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSmDvy4in5U

[main cosmos]

😭

[hybrid charm]

[ashen carbon]

Zandvoort

F3: Wow exciting tight track with banked corners

F1: What is this, a two-lane road?

Sainz crashed in FP3

[uncut saddle]

I wonder how long we can enjoy the race tomorrow before the inevitable red flag comes around

[sage roost]

The amount of red flags remind me of Baku

4 red flags so far

[ashen carbon]

Mick through the gravel

[sage roost]

At least he didn’t get stuck there

[ocean rock]

This is free practice though

It is red flag only i believe

[sage roost]

Yeah

[lucid hearth]

Kimi tested positive

[loud spade]

Agh I hope Sainz can get back

[sage roost]

Inb4 Ferrari will say “the car is fine” then Carlos attends qualifying with a broken gearbox

[loud spade]

[ocean rock]

P20 to podium, i called it first

[lucid hearth]

i love that nico explode meme lmao

its so funny for some reason

[native bone]

Max, Ocon, Hamilton in that order

[ashen carbon]

Sainz's car is repaired in time.

[vague bluff]

mediums in Q1

[sage roost]

Russell purple sector 1???

[uncut saddle]

I don't even know how he's doing this shit anymore

[native bone]

Imagine what he could do in a Merc

[uncut saddle]

Mans doesn't even need a better car

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-infinity-gauntlet-ill-do-it-myself-marvel-villain-gif-16087834

[lucid hearth]

rus p5

woat

i took a quick pee and came to this

[uncut saddle]

Come on Ricciardo

[sage roost]

Giovinazzi purple sector 1

[uncut saddle]

Gio purple s1

[sage roost]

LMAO

[uncut saddle]

What is happening

[twin fiber]

This track is amazing 👌

[uncut saddle]

Leclerc into p1

Sainz p2

[dry sage]

German Sky commentators suspecting final driver seats for 2022, btw.

[uncut saddle]

Ferrari is vibing on this track

[native bone]

Bruh Ferrari how

[sage roost]

giovinazzi faster than the mercs

[dry sage]

SHARL LECHAIR

[uncut saddle]

Poor Vettel

[sage roost]

PEREZ

[dry sage]

Not bad.

[uncut saddle]

Perez out

[sage roost]

NOOO

[uncut saddle]

Jesus christ

[dry sage]

What?

[native bone]

Perez

[sage roost]

out of Q1

[dry sage]

I got a delay.

[vague bluff]

that's crazy

[lucid hearth]

LOOK AT GIO LMAO

[uncut saddle]

Jesus Vettel got fucked

Vettel got fucked hard

A Haas blocked him

[native bone]

Mazepin involved in some sketchy shit again what a surprise

[twin fiber]

Omg

[ashen carbon]

Mazepin to get penalty... of what exactly? -20000 places in grid for the next 1000 races won't mean a thing to him.

[uncut saddle]

Fucking Mazepin I swear to god

[dry sage]

Fucking Haas

[dry sage]

Suspend his license.

[vague bluff]

track evo go crazy round here

[native bone]

Mazepin needs to be kicked of the team shit is ridiculous

[uncut saddle]

Not gonna happen

Sadly

[dry sage]

But here's the thing.

UralKali is part of UralChem.

[twin fiber]

Forehead ! :D

[dry sage]

And Mazepin Sr. owns that.

Or at least he's a shareholder, iirc.

[lucid hearth]

ferrari masterplan starting to come into surface

[native bone]

Masterplan more like luck

[uncut saddle]

Russell once again pushing his shitbox to its limit

[lucid hearth]

ikr what a chad

[native bone]

No wonder Hamilton is mad he's replacing Bottas, after that he will replace Hamilton too

[uncut saddle]

Mazepin definitely getting a grid penalty again

Which will put him back a solid 0 positions

[native bone]

Perez saying he got fucked by traffic

[sage roost]

RUSSEL

[native bone]

Nooooooo

[uncut saddle]

NOOOOO

HE GOT OUT

[dry sage]

Mazepin: "I wasn't meant to be overtaken."

What what?

NOO

[native bone]

Tyres look absolutely dead

[dry sage]

He's still not all the way out though.

[uncut saddle]

Well, they are

God how amazing would it be if he recovered

[lucid hearth]

im out buying ciggies again where's russel now

[native bone]

Doesn't look like serious damage though

[dry sage]

Nvm, P11.

Fuck.

[native bone]

He had a crash, he got out but he's eliminated at 11th now

[twin fiber]

Session us red flagged , he still has time to join right?

[native bone]

Yeah if the car is ok

[dry sage]

Mick: "Günther will talk it through with us later on."

[native bone]

He's out

[ocean rock]

In the pit

[uncut saddle]

Looks like Russell is still in for the remainder of Q2

[native bone]

They said he's out

[ocean rock]

Where's brundle? Why do we have this wacky german man :roocry:

[vocal tide]

it'll be a fiesta of traffic

[uncut saddle]

Giovinazzi wheel stuck

[native bone]

[sage roost]

oh no

[uncut saddle]

Pulling a Bottas

[ocean rock]

Russell out of the quali

[uncut saddle]

Jesus

Bye Latifi

[native bone]

Wtf

Latifi ded

[vocal tide]

this is cursed

[twin fiber]

Dude

[ashen carbon]

Latifi into the barrier 🟥

[dry sage]

Jesus.

[ocean rock]

Williams doing a rear delete

[sage roost]

Baku flashbacks

[lucid hearth]

omg

[dry sage]

Hope for Russell?

[sage roost]

Nope

[uncut saddle]

Well he's starting 11th

[sage roost]

Session will not be resumed

[dry sage]

Shit.

[uncut saddle]

So he's close to points tomorrow

[native bone]

Russel is already out

[ashen carbon]

Russell is in his usual place at 11

[twin fiber]

There's 30s delay in my screen

[uncut saddle]

F

[sage roost]

Lando out too

[dry sage]

Norris is out.

[ashen carbon]

Lando got fucked real bad by that 🟥 though

[native bone]

Zandvoort taking names

[sage roost]

Looks like Darren will be carrying the team once again

[ocean rock]

Here comes the blame on hamilton for all brainrot williams fans

[sage roost]

For context https://youtu.be/NLJhxeAGXKQ?t=133

[native bone]

They still struggling with that wheel

[twin fiber]

It will be fun to see Russell and Lando race each other again

[ocean rock]

overlay

Poggers

[lucid hearth]

i just realized our italian jesus is on q3

[vocal tide]

Mazepin being 🤡

[twin fiber]

Why Max's fans wear orenge

[vocal tide]

Is this a serious question

[twin fiber]

[native bone]

Dutch national colour

They wear it to show support

[ocean rock]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4gqOzJPGNCvEnS1u5YHOkp?si=8051170f52a045b7

[vocal tide]

are they gonna perform

in race weekend?

[native bone]

Ocon my last hope

[ocean rock]

Can you guys tell im bored as fuck?

[vocal tide]

nah

I think you are jumping that your building is in risk of collapsing

[ashen carbon]

[native bone]

I just saw that

[ocean rock]

Is that jos verstappen's arrows hat?

XD

[ashen carbon]

[native bone]

Max even quicker

[twin fiber]

I hope Gasly stays 4th or do better

[vocal tide]

the roar is unreal

[twin fiber]

Awesome

[native bone]

Proud dutchman here

[ocean rock]

I am mentally broken

[main cosmos]

Hi mentally broken

I'm melon

[glossy igloo]

Come to JESUS

[heady swift]

yup

the netherlands in a nutshell

[sage roost]

Max didn’t even open DRS on the final straight

[silver lintel]

his DRS wasnt working

[sage roost]

Ah yea

[dry sage]

Max, please don't fuck up tomorrow.

[sage roost]

I’m getting worried about checo

He’s starting to make more and more mistakes

[silver lintel]

Hamilton, please fuck up tomorrow

[ashen carbon]

F3 moment: Car spins into gravel at T1, safety car comes out... multiple crashes and spins on restart

[sage roost]

mugello 2020

[loud spade]

Did anyone what see that huge crash in W Series at Spa?

I just saw this
https://youtu.be/sbL0Iak-pZM

[sage roost]

So… what do you think the stewards decided about the mazepin/vettel incident

[loud spade]

Nikita starts from the pitlane?

[sage roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/588215437456703488/883749503323222056/2krfid6ecil71.png

No further action

[loud spade]

Bruh

Just wow

[autumn timber]

Crusade intensifies

[grand walrus]

And the lord said "Let there be diesel"

[autumn timber]

Vanborghini

[drowsy folio]

An E30 Touring with LTO kit, thoughts?

I think it's smexy

[heady swift]

eh

the render has way too many post-effects. Aside from that, the rear diffuser is useless and the wheels are a bad fit (+bad camber)

[main cosmos]

Cursed

[grand walrus]

Its got a very busy design but the color is nice

[delicate grotto]

@drowsy folio @sage roost @boreal oak today I learned I can fit 2 bodies in my trunk

[steady cove]

is he ded?

[delicate grotto]

Idk I poked him with a stick

[grand walrus]

Drive to the drop-off location

[static stirrup]

that song

[ocean rock]

I blasted it through the whole session yes

because i was deadbeat bored

[static stirrup]

what time does the race start tomrrow?

[ocean rock]

8pm+7

[heady swift]

wat

[static stirrup]

8pm from what timezone lmao

[ocean rock]

GMT+7

I think

[static stirrup]

oh its 3pm

(my time)

there's a supposed big demonstration against corona measures tomorrow in amsterdam, but it starts at 12 so they can watch the race after they destroy the city

[coral valve]

Had this bug parked infront of a house i stayed at three weeks ago

[grand walrus]

Beautiful

Can't say the same for my cars

[grand walrus]

Is it yours?

I'd buy it from ya if we didn't live so far away

[coral valve]

Nah man, i think it was the home owner's

Though i dont think it was running either, the only thing giving it quite the hope was all the stickers from romanian classic car shows

I mean just by looking at the whitewalls im pretty sure it wasnt running anymore

[grand walrus]

Yeah, that's usually a great indicator 🤣

[boreal oak]

Oh boy

[drowsy folio]

You joined him?

[analog radish]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxwcO_DCeGU

a110 gt4

[thorn wave]

nice:)

[ocean rock]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2VjFdG69Kt4cC4YIsD6LaF?si=d0dc0aa009e5415b Of course they gonna play it live.

I have to say the song is decent, but the title is just unfortunate if you know Jos Verstappen's history.

[sage roost]

They actually played super max there

https://youtu.be/BQXh8NB4NhA skip to 26:00

[main cosmos]

RAWE CEEK

[thorn wave]

daddy chill

[main cosmos]

ok child

[ocean rock]

AY YO THEY PLAYED SUPER MAX

[native bone]

Ayy its time

[mint plank]

It's hereee

[ocean rock]

RACE DAY AGAIN BOYS

BRING IT ON

[vocal tide]

PROPER RACE DAY

[ocean rock]

https://tenor.com/view/leroy-jenkins-game-of-thrones-gif-9447702

[main cosmos]

GER READY FOR THE RED FLAG

[ashen carbon]

Prediction: HAM crash into VER again, has to be escorted out from the track all the way to the airport

[main cosmos]

[native bone]

Ngl I think that almost half of the ppl here in Netherlands are watching it

[main cosmos]

no spoilers cus some of us watching with delay

[vocal tide]

GIGAKUBICA

[ocean rock]

FULL GAS

Gasly podium plox

[sage roost]

Checo starting on hards

[native bone]

Seems like a solid strat

[sage roost]

Yes

[vocal tide]

that .5 looks horrible

[dry sage]

It's go time boys.

[vocal tide]

Max reach slot grid now for me

so no spoilers

But I guess it'll get ignored anyways

[dry sage]

Nice fucking start.

[vocal tide]

wasn't expecting silence

[dry sage]

No crashes so far.

[native bone]

Yeah good start from everyone

[vocal tide]

and very crowded

ppl fearing being yeeted I guess

[ashen carbon]

Yeah, no lap 1 drama

[ocean rock]

https://tenor.com/view/titanic-boat-sink-disaster-accident-gif-5357374

POV: GIO points haul hopes

[native bone]

We deserved that after that Spa bs

[dry sage]

Eyes on Mick and Nikita tho.

[vocal tide]

those two want to kill each other

[main cosmos]

[ashen carbon]

Russell: IS THAT ANOTHER POINT FOR ME

[ocean rock]

Absolutely

Smonk for RIC.

[vocal tide]

who's late?

[dry sage]

RIC oil leak according to Russell?

[vocal tide]

and smoking?

[dry sage]

Uh-oh.

[ocean rock]

I dont think so, its just standard oil burn i believe

[native bone]

That 1st lap had some great driving moments jesus

[vocal tide]

LOL

[ocean rock]

GIO pit? Thats a massive contact.

[vocal tide]

Mazepin

[ocean rock]

And yes

[dry sage]

Close call between Giovanazzi and Alonso (?) back in Lap 1

[sage roost]

Mazepin squeezing mick once again

[vocal tide]

GIO being in the race is a miracle

[sage roost]

Will he ever learn

[ocean rock]

classic mazepin is back

squeezing thru the pitlane, because your femur lives dont matter.

[vocal tide]

classic hamilton

[ocean rock]

"dirtyair.png"

• HAM

[dry sage]

Could be the banking though.

[vocal tide]

oh, Mick pitted

I guess he wants to live

[dry sage]

Banking + Downforce ( - Diamond Groove Road) = RIP Tires, but slowly

[dry sage]

Team order from Mazepin Sr?

[ashen carbon]

Alpine civil war

[ocean rock]

Or maybe legit endplate damage?

[native bone]

Lmao Ocon

[ocean rock]

Cant see it clearly on me

Yeah, its a wing swap.

[native bone]

Perez fucked his tyres already, rip to the strat

[ocean rock]

WE ALREADY ABOUT TO HAVE LAPPED CARS

WHAT THE FUCK

[vocal tide]

It's Mick

with 30s wing change

[ocean rock]

Oh

[native bone]

Mick was in pit though

[ocean rock]

Shut

me dum

[vocal tide]

very dum

[ocean rock]

I guess you could say

VERy dumb

[native bone]

That gap between Bottas and Gasly is huge

[sage roost]

Plan B for leclerc

[vocal tide]

It's not even a train

[sage roost]

B for Barrier

[vocal tide]

4s from GAS to LEC

[dry sage]

Leclerc: Plan 🅱️

[vocal tide]

oh, PER PIT

[ocean rock]

Checo boxed

[sage roost]

[dry sage]

He had a nasty misbrake.

[sage roost]

Guess that’s 4x back to back 0 points finish

[native bone]

Yeah his front right wheel was completely burned

[ocean rock]

I know

[ashen carbon]

Max 1000 laps led

[dry sage]

Ham purple

[ocean rock]

HAM purple

[dry sage]

0.3s faster

Max pls

RB suspects a 2-stop strategy for Lewis.

[native bone]

He's managing his tyres probably

[vocal tide]

-7 target for HAM

[ocean rock]

Oh its jenson on the commentary?

I didnt expect that

[dry sage]

Perez purple

[vocal tide]

Brundle having holidays

as always

[dry sage]

Ok, so FL doesn't mean shit yet.

[native bone]

Yeah Perez is on softs now he'll be quick

[dry sage]

I got German commentators, but maybe Jenson could replace Crofty instead?

[sage roost]

Mediums.

[vocal tide]

Jenson being enthusiastic?

[ocean rock]

Jenson is mad boring rn

[vocal tide]

That only happened in 2009

And that's about it

[ocean rock]

yes

Mazepin moving under braking and still took an L on latifi

wow

[vocal tide]

MAZ being dangerous af

[ocean rock]

Just

fat L

[ashen carbon]

That particular strip of kerb needs to be extended

I've seen cars of every class hitting that patch of dirt repeatedly in this weekend.

[native bone]

Hamilton .4 slower than Max on the last lap damn

[pulsar oak]

How come i never seen mattorpael

[ocean rock]

You watch porsche matt?

[dry sage]

Jesus, what the fuck Nikita?

Just saw the replay.

[ashen carbon]

Did miss most of Porsche today

[ocean rock]

[ashen carbon]

F2/F3 are best in terms of close fighting IMO. (No F2 this week ik, just saying)

[ocean rock]

Alexa play Unravel

[ashen carbon]

Don't watch W series though. No access.

[ocean rock]

I got access to W series but i dont watch TV on the afternoon.

[ashen carbon]

Bottas is too slow to matter

[native bone]

Atleast he's trying

[vocal tide]

WiLlIaMs OpEn SeAt

[ocean rock]

AlBoN cOnFiRmEd

[native bone]

"Repeat man repeat"

[ocean rock]

Is it just me or is Checo's car always magically goes smaller?

mf actually overtaking in this track

[vocal tide]

eh........

[native bone]

Hamilton on mediums now

[ashen carbon]

This week in Formula 1

Max chokes on orange flares...

Lewis is confirmed deaf...

And Nikita kills Mick by driving him into the pit

[vocal tide]

3.6s

[sage roost]

Max pit

2.7

[ocean rock]

TONIGHT

[dry sage]

Was okay.

[ashen carbon]

It's faster than Merc, therefore it's okay.

[vocal tide]

BOT mobile chicane incoming

[sage roost]

Even in the pits

[dry sage]

But now guess who's gonna slow down.

Gatekeeper Bottas

[ocean rock]

Nah if i were bottas ill build up a pit window now

[ashen carbon]

Lewis seems to be pushing

[dry sage]

Korone Taco

[native bone]

Perez

[ocean rock]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/695707356289433811/741712969272131653/49647205_195490705255984_7315166653488642802_n.mp4

[ashen carbon]

Perez overtakes Tsunoda

Meanwhile Max and Gasly: What the fuck are those two doing all the way back there

[ocean rock]

battle forecast

inb4 BOT pit and thats the battle

[vocal tide]

overtake difficulty: taking candy from baby

[native bone]

Overtake difficulty easy?

[ashen carbon]

AWS: Based on existing data, we believe the sun will rise from the west tomorrow

[ocean rock]

[vocal tide]

hmmm, 1.5s

[sage roost]

tires will do for a few laps

• Bottas

Rear left = 10%

[ocean rock]

[native bone]

Things are about to get interesting

[ocean rock]

BOT is a tiametmarduk fan and he's doing drive until the tyres explode

[sage roost]

max got past

[ashen carbon]

Well he did block Max into Lewis DRS range

[native bone]

Watch Bottas box immediately now

[ocean rock]

So we have graining/blister issue right now?

thats a shit ton of marbles.

[dry sage]

"HE'S GETTING SUPER LUCKY WITH TRAFFIC MAN" - LEWIS FUCKING HAMILTON

[ocean rock]

Cant complain though, thats a 5 second gap down to 1.3

[vocal tide]

was down to 0.8

but opened immediately to 1.7

[native bone]

[sage roost]

Russel 5s penalty

[ocean rock]

wat

why

[sage roost]

Speeding in pit

[native bone]

Lmaoooo

[ocean rock]

[vocal tide]

Russell overtaking KUB

and 5s added

[ocean rock]

Can we get an F for those who have Russell and gio in their F1 fantasy team?

[ashen carbon]

One does not simply overtake Kubica