transportation

[kind osprey]

More I wan

[kind osprey]

hot

I love Lotus, that one looks pretty cool

[ocean rock]

60K pound RWD 2-Door AMG A45

[analog radish]

[delicate grotto]

It’s funny because that’s one of the worst lotus ever made

It’s good now but once they finalize the new engine within a few months it’d be worse than fwd elans

[boreal oak]

Using the whole speedo

[hybrid charm]

thats clean af

i like that

[ocean rock]

Im taking a spectacular amount of piss, alright

I know A45 is kinda trashy

[sage roost]

What about the GLA45

[delicate grotto]

The first few months they’re using the supercharged V6 from the evora which is fine but afterwards when they run out of last products they’re using one of the worst engines from the AMG lineup

The hand grenade of an i4

[ocean rock]

Guess the race

[mint plank]

Kek

[delicate grotto]

Yeah but they also stated that the V6 are outsourced from the evora model and will be offered until supplies runs out and then it’ll just be the hand grenade i4

[sage roost]

Hmm

I don’t recognize the red and white curbs

[ocean rock]

Its one of the 3 races on the america continent.

[sage roost]

Canada?

2018?

[ocean rock]

50% correct.

[sage roost]

2019

[ocean rock]

Yes, and do you know whats wrong with that picture?

[sage roost]

Ferrari battling a Mercedes?

[ocean rock]

LUL

[delicate grotto]

Ferrari rigging to a Mercedes *

[sage roost]

I see it now

Hamilton was supposed to be on the outside

[ocean rock]

ding ding

they were swapped

[delicate grotto]

No because Hamilton is supposed to be first every time

[sage roost]

Seb in 1st driving a Ferrari

You don’t see that anymore

[delicate grotto]

The M139, it’s power figures might sound good but the torque kick is depressing and heavily unreliable

The timing chain was worn to nothing every single second and it would eat shit with the camshafts going out

[kind osprey]

The old lotus’s had Camry engines, now with this new one I’d have to worry about reliability

[delicate grotto]

The new one is stacked with either one of the best engines being the camry V6 or the literally worst AMG engine on the line being the i4, however they’re using limited extra supply from the evora so once they run out of V6s they’re only doing i4s

[kind osprey]

Oh yea I’d only touch that v6

Plz no a class engine

[sage roost]

Bit late but Suzuka got cancelled for the 2nd time

[delicate grotto]

They’ll be back in a month

The project only got canceled over covid

[sage roost]

Inb4 they don’t and we end up with Sochi for 2 weeks

[main cosmos]

Damn

[ocean rock]

Halo

[sage roost]

That’s what I thought

[loud spade]

Canada 2019

[ocean rock]

[loud spade]

Some of the races in that year will never be forgotten

[sage roost]

Yep

[loud spade]

It is yeah. But look at this "It's hard to see the relation"

The Supra is suspiciously faster though

[blissful lagoon]

Hmmmm

this color would look nice on mine ngl

blooberry

[sage roost]

https://images.cars.com/cldstatic/wp-content/uploads/bmw-z4-m40i-sdrive-2020-15-black--cockpit-shot--interior--red--two-tone--upholstery.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/722877291910266931/878312748713402439/2020_Supra_Interior_01_B98676E31DCBF4369DAE166490E5848566D241B6.jpg

“So different from each other”

[narrow thistle]

omfg

necesito ahora

[buoyant vigil]

the fuck

[kind osprey]

^

That looks like one of those generic Instagram renders that play astronaut in the ocean

And off toad tires on things that literally can’t go over a driveway without scraping

[steady cove]

Probably is...

[midnight fossil]

ah shit I bottomed out on this piece of gravel

[kind osprey]

Lmao

[ocean rock]

Sounds like dirt rally to me

[hybrid charm]

Hello

[hybrid charm]

0

[analog radish]

lol

[heady swift]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUKrwAAkeOA&ab_channel=RFPProduction new rally1 yaris has anti-lag that sounds like an a-10 lmao

brrrrrrrrrrrr

[ocean rock]

Turn up the boost, turn it up till it blows!

[heady swift]

vrooom psssh brrrr

[old sedge]

It has begun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNrk4akF8xU

[latent hatch]

For what?

[rotund totem]

Parking in the wrong spot

[heady swift]

rooting for gazoo

[old sedge]

Glickenhaus shall snatch Gazoo's crown this year!

[heady swift]

I mean they did well with 24h of nurburgring

but new entries never go well

buuut gazoo has a track-record of having bad luck so who knows

[old sedge]

Bad luck?

Oh, Glicken 709 is pitting now

[heady swift]

almost every year they lost by a hair because of technical issues

[old sedge]

But Toyota Gazoo Racing won in 24 Hours of Le Mans 3 times in a row

[heady swift]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LHxeD1NybA&ab_channel=Motul gazoo stream is dead

because they were the only ones competing

[old sedge]

If Toyota Gazoo Racing wins this year, it will be their 4th victory

[heady swift]

vw group forced audi and porsche out of le mans

they'll re-enter in lmdh though

in 2022/3

[old sedge]

Someone came to Glickenhaus stream and called it Chickenhaus for insulting racing sim

But Glickenhaus did insult racing sim

[ocean rock]

https://youtu.be/HtTZmq-LBoM

Sean Gelael is in the le mans grid right now so...

Its english feed

We dont have official indonesian feed

[old sedge]

Glickenhaus has the best onboard stream because they have hud

Gazoo is streaming again

[heady swift]

the glickenhaus is struggling

lots of counter-steering and slow pace

gazoo zooming rn

[heady swift]

oh I think porsche crashed

rip

[old sedge]

Rip

Which GR is leading? 7 or 8?

I couldn't find the leaderboard

[heady swift]

7

8 with a minute

still two laps ahead of glickenhaus lmao

https://live.24h-lemans.com/en/live

[old sedge]

Oh wow

Still too early to say that Toyota will take the crown again

But they have the upper hand now

[sage roost]

From Le Mans

[ocean rock]

SLPT: If your brake is wearing too fast, just cut your brake line

[midnight fossil]

or if it is a cable brake just replace a couple inches with bungee cord

[old sedge]

I like that Toyota Gazoo Racing is streaming 2 cars instead of just 1 in the race.

[proper elbow]

Oh man. Trip down memory lane.

Was going through old photos from like 2005/2006ish and found this. Bad times.

The only "good" picture of my old 240 on the entire HDD

[ocean rock]

Oh poor thing

that look mint af.

[proper elbow]

I must have been really proud of my HKS exhaust back then

There's like 15 pictures of it from this angle

[old sedge]

Oh my...

But it's fixed and back in the race now

This would be scary

[hybrid charm]

The VW Arteon is such a nice looking car imo

i love black VWs btw

[heady swift]

far too expensive for what you get though

the station looks fucking hot

in other news, gazoo will probably win

both first and second place

https://live.24h-lemans.com/en/live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNrk4akF8xU&ab_channel=TOYOTAGAZOORacing

glickenhaus at fourth and eight place

respectively six and eight laps behind the #7 toyota

the same pace as the LMP2 class

Alpine has maintained third throughout these 20 hours, which is quite remarkable

around 6 GTEs had to stop because of mechanical failures or crashes, a few are in the pits being repaired

quite a few GTEs and LMP2s retired too

the amount of yellow flags in this race is insane

[old sedge]

Glickenhaus 708 is at fourth and 709 is at fifth place.

[heady swift]

ah they managed to catch up

[old sedge]

Yeah

Alpine is at 3rd and is closing the gap to Gazoo 8

Gazoo 8 is only 3 laps ahead of Alpine

While Gazoo 7 is 2 laps ahead of Gazoo 8

[old sedge]

F...

[old sedge]

Nice photofinish for Toyota Gazoo Racing and the GR's car 7 won and was 2 laps ahead of the car 8.

[ocean rock]

"Daytona Hybrid is going to make the race more equal guys"

[heady swift]

eh probably will, big manufacturers will join both lmh and lmdh

lmh is probably much better and will dominate but only for a fraction of lmp1's cost

[ocean rock]

Lmh will be flooded with detuned LMP2

Like, fuckin immediately

[heady swift]

not lmh

lmdh

[ocean rock]

Hypercar

[heady swift]

lmdh are literally lmp2 chassis but with unique engines

the teams that have joined lmh have entirely novel designs

gazoo still uses the same engine though

[ocean rock]

Lmh only restriction is powertrain

While lmdh's are aero.

And LMP2 cars are so fast relative to lmh prototypes that its very plausible that people WILL bring detuned LMP2.

Doesnt help that ACO will suck anyone who have big money.

[heady swift]

lmh also has aero limitations. They only allow one preset, unlike lmp1 where they have different aero-sets every race. The peugeot lmh doesn't have a spoiler for these exact reasons

[heady swift]

I mean lmp2 chassis builders are the official suppliers for lmdh, and they'll just make lmp2 chassis anyway lmao

lmh is significantly superior to lmdh, but I'd rather see a grid with four lmh and five lmdh teams instead of just toyota

but they still fucked up on the rules

peugeot managed to find a rather obvious loophole

lmh is supposed to be based on an already existing platform or homologate by selling 20 road-going versions

peugeot did neither

[ocean rock]

So classic peugeot

And ACO's blindness after bernie stabbed their eyes out post group C.

:weirdchamping:

Im not shitting on le mans, but man

The last exciting one was 2016 or so

[heady swift]

yeah dieselgate really fucked racing on a whole

[sage roost]

Same time next week 👀

[heady swift]

worst part is that they're now back in wrc (rally1 and 2 next season) and their sister companies (porsche and audi) are re-entering le mans through lmdh

five year hiatus for nothing

[ocean rock]

VW is just making Formula 1 looking even better even with Bernie practically waiting to be in his deathbed

[heady swift]

2022 will be interesting and 2023 (unless there's another global crisis or dieselgate) will be quite fantastical. LMH will have gazoo, glickenhaus (probably), ByKolles, ferrari and peugeot and lmdh with acura, audi, bmw and porsche

[heady swift]

yes but then pirelli came

[ocean rock]

"haha pirelli blowout"

[heady swift]

I still can't fathom that they decided to design cars around the tyres and not the other way around

good old tyre wars days are gone

aside from supergt, which slaps

[heady swift]

oh yeah, the loophole being that new 508 se

this is obviously le mans hypercar homologation

[ocean rock]

FIA needs to reunite the trias of motorsport once again, rather than making F1 the sole golden boy.

WRC, the conquerors of the unknown and the harsh terrain of earth.

WEC, the speedsters that can run forever.

And F1, the edge of speed.

[heady swift]

group B and A were really popular, the broadcasting of wrc has reallly gone downhill ever since

I mean last few seasons it's gotten better, especially with digital feeds

it's just that FIA gt3, DTM (doesn't really exist anymore) superGT and f1 are easier to follow. Le mans is an entire day's worth of racing and rallying is the odd one out with its stages, lack of a track and different camera shots

also doesn't help that homologation rules have changed

having a homologated car creates far more fanboyism and interest

[ocean rock]

I do think WRC should go back to the homologation scheme.

But WEC should leave it behind like a deadbeat ex.

[heady swift]

yeah it's obvious that it won't work

especially with current car safety and emission laws

far more expensive to produce and legalise those 25 cars

[hybrid charm]

do they still make RCZ?

[kind osprey]

the Accord and A6 had a baby

[sage roost]

https://twitter.com/f1/status/1429411659227992066?s=21

Formula 1 (@F1)

👥 SCREENSHOT TWICE 👥

The two drivers are your line-up for the #BelgianGP - how are you getting on? 😁

(And no, you can't have the same driver twice 😉)

#F1 https://t.co/fBQFVaqjXB

Retweets

330

Likes

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Twitter · Aug 22, 2021, 11:54 AM

2014 all over again eh

[heady swift]

no, they haven't made them until 2016

[loud spade]

Does VW still make TDI engines for outside the US?

[sage roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825775327397412904/879355995669819442/image0.png

Round 2 of bowling soonTM

[analog radish]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77DWJEug3XQ

[ocean rock]

Says the mf with SN550 as his daily driver

[heady swift]

so, my friends and I were talking about the costs and gains of winning a race like le mans

and then we started shitting on nascar because why not

and I've tried to look for any technological development there

and I couldn't find any

[ocean rock]

Wdym tech dev?

[heady swift]

wec, wrc, f1 have complex aero and hybrid systems

I couldn't find any equivalent systems for nascar

[ocean rock]

NASCAR is spec

Like straight up

Your development is really limited

Most wins comes from good setups, good driver, and good strat at that weekend.

[heady swift]

ah ok

that explains a lot

[ocean rock]

And with the new next gen car

Good setup wouldnt only be a part, it would be the critical cogs in the system.

[heady swift]

critical cogs?

[ocean rock]

So basically, the next gen car is intentionally designed with setup flexibility in mind

Independent suspension, sequential gearboxes, a stiffer frame, and finally

Back to symmetrical body

[heady swift]

ah ok, so teams have more ability to actually change their cars according to strategy and driver ability

[ocean rock]

Yes

And driver is actually rewarded for taking risk instead of being pegged by dirty air

[steady cove]

*starts panicking

[barren hawk]

I’ve never seen this car before

[ocean rock]

She was literally playing on a keyboard

Actual fucking elite

(also a testament to AC's acceptable keyboard support)

[autumn timber]

That’s an 80s mustang

[ocean rock]

Ya know what kind?

[steady cove]

Fox body?

It looks alot like one atleast

[ocean rock]

Pulled tyres 🤮

[hybrid charm]

i hate that sound

the music is fine but the nagataro is annoying and cringe

[hybrid charm]

there we go

was about to tell a mod too

[sage roost]

Stancenation bro!!!!

[bright arrow]

this channel is more dead than my grandma

[hybrid charm]

be the change you want to see

[kind osprey]

Satisfying even number

[keen cradle]

Pelican to transport

[hybrid charm]

this one is dope

[analog radish]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpv7N8smafY

[hybrid charm]

:TCC_dougasm:

[ocean rock]

Rain race week?

Pog?

!rule 1 @hybrid charm

[stuck owl]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 1

Refrain from using languages other than English.

For

@plain dust

Requested By

@ocean rock

[ocean rock]

And no, i dont speak romania.

I dont?

[sage roost]

Not pog

Because Bottas will play bowling again

[loud spade]

[ocean rock]

Just tell me the fucking condition you asshole seller

[proper elbow]

Accurate ad

[blissful lagoon]

😔 Accurate

[hybrid charm]

lmao

[grim ice]

!joinmodder

[hybrid charm]

can't argue with that

[haughty pelican]

I like how you didn't post this in the gta channels lol

Understandable though

[sage roost]

https://youtu.be/hyW1aT2utc0

Best overtake I’ve ever seen

[kind osprey]

It is the end of an era bois

😩

[hybrid charm]

that cuda looks sick

[sage roost]

https://www.alpinecars.com/en/news_f1/alpine-f1-team-confirms-fernando-alonso-for-2022/

[loud spade]

Just about time

[brisk prawn]

Yo

[drowsy folio]

What have I found...

[quaint night]

what even is that

lmao

[autumn timber]

Should’ve put this in memes no?

[steady cove]

It has cars so i can excuse it

[autumn timber]

That’s not a car

This is a car

[ocean rock]

"Do you have any interest in driving the simulator?" Asks a Journalist
"No." Says Raikkonen bluntly.

[sage roost]

Popular opinion: yas marina should be replaced by Dubai autodrome

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/685936740917313575/880449822237265930/image0.jpg

It’s so much better just looking at the damn layout

[ocean rock]

DRSPassingIsGarbage.png

[sage roost]

Still not as bad as yas marina tbh

Would you rather

[sage roost]

Corvette RX7

An actual trim level

source: trust me

[proper elbow]

Masdy ZRX67

[sage roost]

https://youtu.be/VMoA_FdC8Wc

Yo what

The grand Cherokee changed

After like 8 years

The interior has nice materials!!

I don’t believe it

[loud spade]

It looks a bit fancier now, but those taillights look weird

The rims are pretty cooll

[autumn timber]

I could live in this

[foggy chasm]

looks like something you'd see in a horror movie

[autumn timber]

Fiat production factory 1929 these mfers used the roof as a test track

[polar jackal]

You found a gaming mouse

[proper elbow]

https://www.carscoops.com/2021/08/twin-turbo-c8-corvette-sets-record-by-running-9-05-second-quarter-mile/

Poor Emilia

[hexed hill]

he’s gone from red to silver. how is it?

[sage roost]

Well

Looks like no rain in spa atm

[hybrid charm]

How.

[sage roost]

Latifi was impeding him in his fastest lap

[main cosmos]

Max fucked up again

[sage roost]

Max did a Charles

[dry sage]

I'm worried about RB's budget.

And grid penalties due to replacing components.

[sage roost]

The RBs and ATs did get new parts from Honda

https://twitter.com/hondaracingf1/status/1431186792305381378?s=21

Honda Racing F1 (@HondaRacingF1)

We will be introducing new components to the PU pool this weekend. No penalties will be incurred.

#VER33: ES/CE
#PER11: ICE/MGUH/MGUK/TC/Exh
#GAS10: ICE/MGUH/TC/Exh
#TSU22: ICE /MGUK/Exh

#BelgianGP
#PoweredByHonda

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Twitter · Aug 27, 2021, 9:28 AM

[autumn timber]

I wanna rv made of one of these

[sage roost]

Max and checo both have a 10 place grid penalty to serve

[heady swift]

I really hope that this is a render

[dry sage]

I hope Lewis doesn't get Pole, so that someone can fuck his race. Either at T1 or Raidillion.

Because mid-row at Spa is very dangerous at T1.

[sage roost]

From what I read the redbulls don’t need to serve the grid penalty in spa

It’s unknown when they’re actually going to serve it

But it better be after the triple header, so Sochi lmao

[dry sage]

Yeah Sochi is ass anyways.

I just hope Max can win this.

[sage roost]

Hopefully RB choose the low downforce setup for max, as that seems faster around here

[dry sage]

Did they? I thought they went high, since he was fastest in S2 during FP1.

But lost out on S1 and 3.

I know they're still switching and tweaking around.

[sage roost]

He went with the low downforce for FP2

[dry sage]

Let's just hope Max will be #blessed this weekend.

By the way, chances of rain this weekend?

[sage roost]

It was raining during F3 quali

Hopefully it rains tomorrow.

[hybrid charm]

i found this

son of a bi-

[hybrid charm]

fiat 600 with 3 engines, does 250m in 7.4 seconds

[main cosmos]

https://youtu.be/TF9ClJSMEGA

Wtf was that

[sage roost]

I recommend putting a spoiler tag on that

[narrow thistle]

sex

[loud spade]

19 people in a Smart car? damn

[jagged sentinel]

@narrow thistle finally saw one in person eh?

[narrow thistle]

YES EHEHEHE

[sage roost]

Wet track for FP3

Hopefully rain in quali

[native bone]

Hope that Max keeps this pace

[sage roost]

Hoping for a redbull 1 2 in qualifying

Or at least max pole

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/541760619657822208/881124079300657152/image0.png

[native bone]

Ah of course, wonder how much the Qatari paid to host a GP there

[loud spade]

It’s their back-up race if Hamilton isn’t champion by then

[sage roost]

Circuit reminds me of Bahrain

long straight on the start finish

Another straight after turn 3

[loud spade]

It’s quite a small track

[sage roost]

Yeah

this is beautiful, I looked at this for an hour

[loud spade]

When is quali?

[sage roost]

In 2 hours

[loud spade]

thx

[dry sage]

That helmet cam is pretty poggies.

[vocal tide]

quali hype

[ocean rock]

10 mins away

[sage roost]

Rainy quali?

So quali predictions…

[vocal tide]

remember

Bottas 5 place grid penalty

[sage roost]

And so does $troll

Max, Lewis then checo

[native bone]

It's pouring rain rn gonna be an interesting one

[sage roost]

Qualifying delayed

[vocal tide]

https://i.imgur.com/8zsnEui.png

"AIR TEMP"
"AIR TEMP"

[dry sage]

Imagine a Q1 DNF for Lewis.

[native bone]

I hope so

[sage roost]

Losing traction into the wall

[vocal tide]

No need to be excessively negative

[sage roost]

I don’t think Bottas starting from 6th at best would end well

[ocean rock]

Engine swap?

[sage roost]

Playing bowling in Hungary

[vocal tide]

bowling master @ Hungary

[ocean rock]

Oh yeah

i fucken forgot

[native bone]

5 minutes

[sage roost]

Lewis starts 8.8
Max starts 8.0

Looks like they forgot imola and the sprint

even Barcelona

[ocean rock]

Interesting

[vocal tide]

Very Brave

[ocean rock]

max starting last

bold

Latifi off on S2

[vocal tide]

[native bone]

And so it begins

[vocal tide]

I'm 30s behind

now he's off

[native bone]

Nice line Hamilton

[sage roost]

RUSSEL PURPLE

WTF

[ocean rock]

Bottas taking the ACC public lobby line at Bruxelles

[native bone]

Russel

[ocean rock]

YO

RUSSELL ALMOST SUB 1 MINS ON INTERS

[vocal tide]

the f

[ocean rock]

Yeah track is drying up definitely

[vocal tide]

did he find a rocket button

[sage roost]

Inters are faster

[native bone]

Max swapping to inters letsgo

[ocean rock]

RUSSELL ALMOST 1:59 IN A FUCKING WILLIAMS

DUDE

WHAT THE FUCK

[native bone]

Yeah impressive

[sage roost]

Williams faster than merc confirmed

[ocean rock]

Latifi podium

Just so racing god can spite george even more

[sage roost]

I’m going to cry if Lewis gets pole

[lucid hearth]

looking at williams battling to Q2 makes me happy

[sage roost]

Both Williams get into Q3

Imagine

[lucid hearth]

imagination becomes a reality

[ocean rock]

Crofty being far too optimistic for Mazepin

[sage roost]

What’d he say

[ocean rock]

He just say that it could be mazepin that eliminates Ocon out of Q1

[sage roost]

[vocal tide]

[sage roost]

He’s been trolling mazepin for some time now

[ocean rock]

Ham purple sector on charge

[sage roost]

HAMILTON SLOWER THAN RUSSEL

[native bone]

Lmao what is that laptime Lewis

[vocal tide]

if it finishes now

Bottas will be last

[native bone]

Max

[vocal tide]

did anything happen

[sage roost]

Hamilton 11th

Holy shit

[vocal tide]

Props to Ferrari?

[sage roost]

Yes

[vocal tide]

Mercedes were too greedy

with the tyres

[sage roost]

Hamilton purple sector 1

Please no

[native bone]

Lost time in sector 2 though

[sage roost]

LMFAO

[vocal tide]

welp

it won't happen

[sage roost]

no

Nvm

smh

Reacted too early

Typed the message when latifi and Russell were P5 and P9

[ocean rock]

Russell thru Q3

Again

[vague bluff]

pogg

[vocal tide]

Meanwhile Norris still P1

[sage roost]

NORRIS

NOOOOOO

[native bone]

Holy fuck

[sage roost]

Scary crash

[native bone]

I blinked and didnt even see it

[ocean rock]

PTSD

Hard PTSD

[sage roost]

Major PTSD

[dry sage]

NORRIS

He fucking called it.

[lucid hearth]

noooo

[ocean rock]

Fucking hell...

[dry sage]

Vettel stopped for him.

[lucid hearth]

was he?

[vocal tide]

fuck

[loud spade]

Well

[native bone]

Jesus that steering correction made him fly into that wall

[loud spade]

FUCJ

[main cosmos]

Same spot

[dry sage]

Yes. He waited 5 - 10s to see if he was ok, then kept driving.

[lucid hearth]

glad he's okay

i actually skipped a heartbeat

[loud spade]

Off-track area around that corner should be wider

[lucid hearth]

this idiot shitposting at community made me miss that crash

[vocal tide]

crashes on that complex looks horrifying

[sage roost]

They need to add gravel there

Corner is really fucking scary

[loud spade]

Was it because the ground is scratched or somth?

[sage roost]

He oversteered

[dry sage]

Vettel: "What the fuck did I say? Red flag! Just unnecessary... Is he okay...? He's okay..."

[lucid hearth]

how can you not love him

:(

[ashen carbon]

Oh, I missed most of the qualifying

Visibility is so shit there even the replays are kinda hard to see what happened with Lando

[dry sage]

Twitter going wild about Michael Masi.

[opal locust]

Who is watching MotoGP this weekend

[ocean rock]

So average weekend

[dry sage]

Well Lando nearly died.

[vocal tide]

Sounds about right

I mean

yesterday we had W series incident

last week we had WEC

[dry sage]

True.

I'm curious about tomorrow.

[vocal tide]

So much of a shitshow honestly

[sage roost]

lando told them that his ok

[loud spade]

lol

[lucid hearth]

admin shaking as he types

[loud spade]

Exactly what I was thinking

[vocal tide]

There goes his opportunity for pole

[lucid hearth]

he was doing so fucking great my man lando

[vocal tide]

if this rains continues for the next 4h

I wouldn't mind finishing like this

[ocean rock]

Vettel previous race result
Started 10th, Disqualified

SHUT THE FUCK UP F1

[loud spade]

Ikr

[sage roost]

I’m still pissed about that

[ocean rock]

Regs is regs but man

why rubbing it in

[sage roost]

Looks like we need to rely on Darren avocado if mclaren wants to score points

[ocean rock]

Sounds like relying on 5$ amazon wheel on your next Virtual Le Mans race

[sage roost]

I miss Daniel ricciardo

[loud spade]

Depends, we don’t know wether Norris is starting in 10th or not

[vocal tide]

Norris probably will start on pitlane

[loud spade]

Those guys karting re having fun haha

[ashen carbon]

One of them is in the gravel lmao

[loud spade]

Yeah lmfao

[ocean rock]

lmfao

Now thats a memory to remember

[vocal tide]

[loud spade]

Totto looks so old

The guy is pulling his own kart out the gravel

[ashen carbon]

[lucid hearth]

no ferrari to q3 be like

[sage roost]

When latifi outqualified sainz

[lucid hearth]

LOL

[ashen carbon]

Yeah, I'm late to the party and I'm like "Latifi in P12? HOW"

[sage roost]

You missed both Williams being fastest and 2nd fastest for like 5 minutes

[ocean rock]

Mazepin not reaching Q2:

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[lucid hearth]

diagnosis: daddy cash is big L

[ashen carbon]

Stroll: That's not fair

... oh wait, it's big L this time indeed.

[lucid hearth]

hahahahah

[sage roost]

Don’t forget he has a 5 place grid penalty

So starting last

I forgot to mention

[sage roost]

You missed the mercs being 11th and 12th

[ocean rock]

Aston being 💩 and Stroll being 💩 in quali

[lucid hearth]

when vettel carried aston martin

[loud spade]

🍞

[lucid hearth]

bred

[ocean rock]

Everyone running Inters or Softs?

missed the tyre fitting

[ashen carbon]

Also, same car (Q1 times)

[ocean rock]

Tsunoda is a massive WIP, and ricciardo is poop in mclaren

[sage roost]

Wets

[ocean rock]

Oh yeah, all wet after red flags

[lucid hearth]

dannyric took massive L this season

[sage roost]

https://youtu.be/NLJhxeAGXKQ?t=133

[ocean rock]

[loud spade]

Vettel was probably the best thing that happened to Aston

[sage roost]

Max on inters

[ocean rock]

Lawrence stroll bending his ass backwards to cancel WEC lmdh involvement to open more fund to AMF1:

[ashen carbon]

Cloud: Should I fuck all these green fuckers up by dropping some water

[vocal tide]

[ocean rock]

Nah itll be all good

Merc 1-2, HAM pole

[sage roost]

nonono

Max pole

[vocal tide]

HAMBOT???

chant with me

[ocean rock]

HAM BOT RUS

HAM BOT RUS

[ashen carbon]

How to think in F1 logic: HAM is on Inter, so it won't rain

If HAM is on soft the water will instantly fuck off

[vocal tide]

well it works

Ocon went onto Inters

[native bone]

Science

[ocean rock]

Vettel 3rd for race

Holy shit

[sage roost]

Russel purple???

[ashen carbon]

what

[vocal tide]

LIES

[vague bluff]

[vocal tide]

Simply unscientific

[ocean rock]

YO

WHAT

[ashen carbon]

WHAT

[vocal tide]

THE FUCK

[sage roost]

RUSSEL

RUSSEL POLE

[ashen carbon]

WHAT

[vague bluff]

poggers pole

[vocal tide]

HAM CAREER IS OVER

[ashen carbon]

WHAT?!?!?!

[sage roost]

WHAT

[ashen carbon]

Ah.

[sage roost]

THE FUCK

[vague bluff]

if bottas still has that seat merc smokin crack

[dry sage]

WHAT

[vocal tide]

FUCK VER

[dry sage]

WHAT THE FUCK

[lucid hearth]

WHATTT

[vocal tide]

TRACK LIMTIS

[sage roost]

RUSSEL FRONT ROW IN A FUCKING WILLIAMS

[dry sage]

HOW THE FUCK

[dry sage]

FUCK OFF

[vocal tide]

not to Rusell

[native bone]

LOOOOL

[vocal tide]

I'm doing Track limits dance to verstappen

[dry sage]

BUT MAX??

[sage roost]

I’m not crying tonight

[native bone]

How would Lewis feel right now

[dry sage]

I hope not.

[native bone]

Max though

[dry sage]

Don't see nothing yet.

[vocal tide]

I was just wishful hoping

[ocean rock]

Goddamnit verstappen

[dry sage]

Ok, we're in the clear.

But JESUS GEORGE.

[ocean rock]

I was so excited

[native bone]

Max deserved that, training was so good aswell

[ashen carbon]

Bottas in 13th. MORE CARS FOR HIM TO TORPEDO

[ocean rock]

Matt

you really still very salty over genuine starting mistake huh

[main cosmos]

[sage roost]

George “Mr.Saturday” Russel

[ashen carbon]

Imagine taking a joke seriously

Imagine thinking a torpedo from the 13th is gonna fuck up the front other than causing a red flag

[dry sage]

But Lewis P3 could be dangerous.

Pile-up from P5 could get him.

[ocean rock]

2018? 2012?

[ashen carbon]

Russell won't hold in that shitbox, Perez and Bottas both out of position, so back to the normal VER HAM battle in the front

[ocean rock]

La Source pileup power is mad.

Like, we love to laugh at rettifilio at bringing the best pileup on the calendar

but La Source is far far more powerful.

[lucid hearth]

still though

russel outqualifies hamilton is just

impressive

[native bone]

Impressive and hilarious

[ocean rock]

Quick reminder that Hamilton is on fresh rubber and cleaner track too

[lucid hearth]

netflix going to love this

[ashen carbon]

In a Reddit thread on qualifying results

[sage roost]

This isn’t so inaccurate anymore

I know, wrong channel

[twin fiber]

🥺

He was there for few seconds ;-;

that was so close

[ocean rock]

Verstappen nailed S3 though, i have to admit

Classic him at spa

His run down out of campus to busstop is bussin

[dry sage]

Aside from Norris crashing, Q3 was pretty wholesome.

Gigachad Seb, Max on pole, George on P2.

[sage roost]

Don’t let all this distract you from the fact latifi will be starting ahead of Bottas

[dry sage]

@sage roost check #memes-and-shitposting

https://twitter.com/LukeSmithF1/status/1431637044317638657?s=19

Luke Smith (@LukeSmithF1)

Turns out Russell did that lap on used inters as well, as Williams had used all of their sets! Incredible stuff #F1 #BelgianGP

Likes

107

Twitter · Aug 28, 2021, 3:17 PM

[sage roost]

https://twitter.com/mclarenf1/status/1431640100434235405?s=21

McLaren (@McLarenF1)

Following his accident during qualifying for the Belgian Grand Prix, Lando was checked at the trackside medical centre and then sent to a local hospital for a precautionary x-ray of his elbow. A further update will be issued in due course.

Likes

361

Twitter · Aug 28, 2021, 3:29 PM

[drowsy folio]

BMW Isetta moment

Anyway this is cute

Can bring your dog along

[proper elbow]

Monster Max 2 is done

[fresh gust]

Baby revs 😊

I feel if I go over 3k it’s gonna die 😂

Previous owner gave the fenders and lower body a shitty rattle can paint job 😡

[proper elbow]

Sand it off and spray on Rhino liner 👍

[kind osprey]

I second this notion

[main cosmos]

My flight today is during the race

So sad 😭 😭

[sage roost]

Norris will take a 5 place grid penalty for changing the gearbox

[loud spade]

Sadge

Imagine he still finishes in front of Ric

[sage roost]

I have hope in Danny ric to get a podium here

Russel will be out of the points on lap 1 anyway

I’m still in disbelief how Russell got that shitbox of a car on the front row

[vocal tide]

https://twitter.com/NicoleNinaF1/status/1431941152895287296?s=19

NicoleNinaF1 (@NicoleNinaF1)

@ChrisMedlandF1

Twitter · Aug 29, 2021, 11:25 AM

Belgium rn

[sage roost]

F3 Race 3 they had to start under the safety car

[vocal tide]

Perez in the wall

installation lap

[ashen carbon]

Did Perez just crash

[vocal tide]

yes he did

welp, there's your DNS

:albonpeeks:

confimed DNS

[loud spade]

F

[ocean rock]

Albon to replace Checo confirmed?

[lucid hearth]

what happened to checo

[sage roost]

“Perez’s car slid at slow speed into the barriers” reminds me of what max did in Hungary last year

[lucid hearth]

my gosh i was just out buying cig

running home rn

[ocean rock]

Training to be a dad?

"Aight brb gonna get some ciggies"

disappears for 10 years

[lucid hearth]

lull

[sage roost]

Second RB seat is cursed

[lucid hearth]

do you know purple camel is 30k in indomaret

normally its 25k

fucking scam

[dry sage]

Yeah, this is gonna be 1998.

[ocean rock]

20k for milk sunflower seeds in indomaret

what a ripoff

I always go to alfamart now

[sage roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/541760619657822208/881510639523233812/image0.png

[dry sage]

Bottas in the same line as Max.

[ocean rock]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-oh-no-anyway-gif-18887547

[dry sage]

But Max has the inner line.

So I'm hoping...

[native bone]

[sage roost]

With 5 cars in between

[dry sage]

And Lewis could just swipe past George.

[ashen carbon]

inb4 safety car start but Bottas still 💥🚢

[native bone]

How are weather conditions? Just tuned in but ads are playing

[dry sage]

Calling a huge Turn 4 incident. Red Flag at Lap 1.

[ashen carbon]

Absolute shit visibility

[dry sage]

Perez spun out and crashed.

Does that help?

[native bone]

Good for Max I suppose

[lucid hearth]

dns?

[dry sage]

No, not good.

[ashen carbon]

Can't see shit and zero grip. Welcome to WRC open wheels class.

[dry sage]

Imagine Rally-Tracks that are smooth enough for F1 to go off-road.

And with the right tires / setup.

Formula-Cross

[heady swift]

uhm

[native bone]

I just hope it won't be carnage like in Hungary

[lucid hearth]

would russel hold off?

[heady swift]

really depends on the tracks

[dry sage]

@native bone

[lucid hearth]

genuinely wondering here

[sage roost]

Nah

[heady swift]

greece and portugal could work

[sage roost]

He can’t hold off a merc with a tractor

[heady swift]

finland impossible

[native bone]

Bruh

[ashen carbon]

No way, it's still a shitbox.

[sage roost]

unless

[lucid hearth]

unless miracle happened

lmao

oh well

guess we'll see

[sage roost]

unless Lewis crashes

[native bone]

Unless Lewis just crashes

[dry sage]

Unless B rain power.

[ashen carbon]

The only way HAM won't pass him is if HAM crashes before he passes him.

[twin fiber]

Heyo

What's going on

[ashen carbon]

Spa F1 party in the rain

[vocal tide]

Anything can happen

[dry sage]

https://youtu.be/R22nxVYLaBQ

[twin fiber]

Race started yet?

[dry sage]

For context.

[dry sage]

Just a few mins away.

[ocean rock]

Confirmed SC start.

[vocal tide]

I swear

[ocean rock]

So we wont have that blunder, stop armchairing.

[vocal tide]

Crofty- Mazepin
Brundel- Mazepan

this has to stop

[ashen carbon]

Solution: Delete Mazepin

[vocal tide]

[lucid hearth]

norris starts 15

i have no hope

[dry sage]

Behind Torpedo Mode.

[ocean rock]

FIX YOUR FUCKING SERVICE INDIHOME

FUCK YOU

[lucid hearth]

guess I'll be rooting for russel and vettel today

[ocean rock]

I GOT 15 BUFFERING IN A MINUTE

[ashen carbon]

10 min delay

[lucid hearth]

lol indihome being shit like usual

[native bone]

[dry sage]

I hope Max starts on Ultra Wets.

[native bone]

Whole grid is on UW's they just said on my channel

[dry sage]

Makes sense.

[lucid hearth]

mine is delayed like usual

[ashen carbon]

Tents are back out

[vocal tide]

Required to start on Wets if it's behind safety car

[dry sage]

You'd have to be mad to start with Intermediates.

[vocal tide]

If it's standing start they can start on Inters

[native bone]

Mad or big balls, or something inbetween

[ashen carbon]

This is clearly not intermediate conditions anyway

[ocean rock]

sighs

Even in 240p i got massive lag

Fuck you Indihome

[dry sage]

German Commentators: I think Lewis just wants to go Number 1 real quick.

[lucid hearth]

@ocean rock I'm at my friend's rn watching together

[dry sage]

Me: Illegal weight reduction.

[lucid hearth]

dude used indihome

we are fine rn

no buffering or smth

[ocean rock]

Can you guys tell i really want to leave this country?

I hope its clear enough.

[sage roost]

Delayed start

again

[loud spade]

meh

[ashen carbon]

Another delay

[lucid hearth]

race will be delayed until tomorrow!

[native bone]

🧢

[loud spade]

I have no power rn so that would be great

[ashen carbon]

24 Hours of Spa, but most of it is sitting miserably in an open-wheel car at the grid.

[lucid hearth]

pain

agony

regret

im still not over this

lmao

[loud spade]

Hahawhha

[loud spade]

That’s funny

[vocal tide]

15:20 now

[ashen carbon]

[loud spade]

Bruh

[ocean rock]

Keep delaying it Michael, half of Indonesia probably cant fucking see the race because Indihome is a piece of shit service.

[loud spade]

I would say sub to F1 TV, but that’s not too great either

[ocean rock]

Not avail in my country

Im legit watching full 4K youtube and this fucking TV service chugs at 240p

@mint plank Help my suffering

[mint plank]

F

Wish I could give u my crack cocaine internet

[sage roost]

Another delayed start

[native bone]

More delay

[sage roost]

[ocean rock]

Probably wouldnt even help because these fucker probably still run this service on Opterons and Pentium D's

Atleast it runs a bit better now

[dry sage]

Next delay: 15:30

[lucid hearth]

next delay: 16:00

[ashen carbon]

My bus runs more on time than this race

[ocean rock]

Hey, F1 fans want rain the race god give you rain.

https://tenor.com/view/ouro-kronii-gif-22774936

[vocal tide]

BTW, clock is already ticking

the race has to end by 18:00

We talking about dinner now

[ocean rock]

Wh-

[native bone]

Gasly asking for sausages

[sage roost]

RB fixing checo’s car

[ocean rock]

Fucking hell crofty who eats any good sausages with bottled condiments

[vocal tide]

What condiment would you pick?

[sage roost]

Imagine if checo actually makes the race

[lucid hearth]

vettel with 3 umbrellas and a tent

[ocean rock]

None.

[dry sage]

Depends on what you're eating.

Sausage in buns? None. Not even mustard.

[ocean rock]

If you put me at gunpoint, relish and mayo.

Yes, fat on fat. Sue me.

[sage roost]

Anything but ketchup

[ocean rock]

Ketchup is only acceptable on frozen sausages

[mint plank]

and you complain about your weight

[ocean rock]

shut

as i say

[mint plank]

[ocean rock]

i usually do no condiment

not even bun

just the sausage

[mint plank]

Bunnings snag with onions and tomato sauce

[dry sage]

"Danil, we expect this rain to continue for 15 - 20 minutes..."

[ocean rock]

Yis

[dry sage]

"... followed by HEAVIER rain for 15 - 20 minutes."

[ocean rock]

But if you slap a good bratwurst in it youre an ass

[ocean rock]

Half points to add tension

[dry sage]

I mean first I thought it would end after the first 20 mins.

[mint plank]

[dry sage]

This race probably won't allow Intermediates.

[native bone]

Ok here we go, fucking finally

[vocal tide]

More like, Intermediates = your free ticket to the wall

[ocean rock]

[sage roost]

Safety car start?

[vocal tide]

yup, SC start

no idea whether rolling or standing

[native bone]

Hamilton complaining already

[ashen carbon]

Fastest car of today's GP spotted

[ocean rock]

Soggy Flares. Very creative words.

[dry sage]

cough

[native bone]

Undriveable

[ashen carbon]

Max has no complaints about conditions because the only thing ahead of him is the SC

[vague bluff]

[vocal tide]

back to the grid

[native bone]

Suspended

[ocean rock]

Literally everyone but Max: https://youtu.be/TW0krCrc-gY?t=157

[native bone]

Red flag

[sage roost]

“It’s really not that bad” - Max

I wonder why…

[native bone]

For him

[ocean rock]

Easy solution: Add bigger body kits on the safety car to give them a bigger spray.

[vocal tide]

or a wedge to clear the water entirely

like the Phantom Wedge but for water

[sage roost]

Liberty walk kit on the safety car?!

[ashen carbon]

Send all the safety and medical cars out to run laps and clear the water

[ocean rock]

Nah, anyone who got biggest cash

But ngl though

RWB AMG GTR sounds dope

[sage roost]

Only thing missing is the safety car lights and livery

[ocean rock]

Oh god

Im glad James uploaded a new Kill Count. Got a feeder content to tune to

[ashen carbon]

Wider tires & more DF = More safety on the safety car

[ocean rock]

God now im thinking of a sickening joke.

Fuck me

[dry sage]

AMG One Safety Car?

[ocean rock]

Safety Car needs to be reliable