transportation

[loud spade]

Drives even better

[blissful lagoon]

He

[loud spade]

What's better than having a smiling car

[blissful lagoon]

A running car :(

[loud spade]

Happy car >>

Makes your day everyday

[blissful lagoon]

It indeed does

can't wait to get it running tho

[loud spade]

Good luck on that

[blissful lagoon]

Thanks I'll need all the luck i can get

[loud spade]

What's not working?

[blissful lagoon]

Head gasket is killing the compression in the engine

so cylinder 1,2 and 3 won't get compression

and 4 gets very low compression

[hybrid charm]

oof

[loud spade]

Anything else? Fixing a head gasket shouldn't be too hard

or expensive

[blissful lagoon]

No

oh

wait

2 things that don't impact performance persay

3 things

roof/roof frame gone and radio plate gone

[loud spade]

Let me guess, interior and paint job

[blissful lagoon]

Paint can wait

[loud spade]

What about its interior

[blissful lagoon]

and so can interior for a bit

Temporary roof

And that's gone

[loud spade]

[blissful lagoon]

plate is also not from the car

[jagged sentinel]

Inb4 you get tracked via plate #

[blissful lagoon]

But i always got a backup vehicle so

[jagged sentinel]

You've got like 3 backup vehicles

[blissful lagoon]

4 if the rv was able to lol

[loud spade]

They're always out in the sun like that?

[blissful lagoon]

yes

[loud spade]

bad

[blissful lagoon]

cars are already beat to hell

[jagged sentinel]

He's got nowhere else to put them

[loud spade]

[blissful lagoon]

Last thing i really care about on this caravan is looks

Caravan is most reliable vehicle we have so thats mostly what i care about

And the truck is illegal

[jagged sentinel]

How so

[blissful lagoon]

no title

and ain't registered

[jagged sentinel]

Ah

[loud spade]

Me when I get a bike

[heady swift]

looks like your drove on fire lmao

[blissful lagoon]

lmao nah

just bondo

rust sucks

Got a Yamaha under here

So thats how much miles it has

oh no

Oh no

Eh

not really pissed

car was only worth 400$

actually no 350$

[hybrid charm]

My first car

Dads hand me down

Even tho I told him I wanted a lambo 🤦🏻‍♂️

[blissful lagoon]

That's a nice ass Porsche

nice white on black and a gt3 RS

I wouldn't complain about that

[ocean rock]

Dad said even if we are debt free, my first car is still gonna be an LCGC hatchback

always start with an underpowered car.

[blissful lagoon]

Yep

i started in a grand caravan so that is fun

nice van tho

[sage roost]

I’ll just drive my dad’s FJ

[blissful lagoon]

Those are pretty cool

[sage roost]

Yes

[blissful lagoon]

dude up above is lucky to even have a Porsche as a starter car imo course its probably not a good choice

[gilded kelp]

My first car is gonna be an 04 Scion XB

[blissful lagoon]

Aren't those the scion cubes?

[gilded kelp]

Yep

Love my baby

Great on gas and plenty of space

She sounds purty too

[blissful lagoon]

my primary car is decent on gas but very spacious

I sacrifice some

[gilded kelp]

I cant wait to get something manual though

[blissful lagoon]

I can't wait to get my manual running

[sage roost]

Fuel economy for the FJ is quite good considering it’s a 4 liter V6

[blissful lagoon]

my caravans 3.8L v6 gets 20 mpg

its eh

[proper elbow]

My first car was a boat. Caprice classic (impala ss clone)

[blissful lagoon]

but expecting it cause its a long as hell lwb car

[proper elbow]

I miss it

[gilded kelp]

My cube gets 30 mpg in city, 34 on highway

I think thats alot

[blissful lagoon]

Mostly use the caravan as a work vehicle tho

[blissful lagoon]

Thats very good

imo

[gilded kelp]

I mean my mom works an hour away and she only has to fill up the car maybe once a week so id say its good

[blissful lagoon]

We haven't filled our car in like a month

until yesterday

and we've been to Memphis and back multiple times

[hybrid charm]

Oh fuck I forgot about this, I just saw it at the car wash guys I don’t have a Porsche 😂

I wish I did

My first car was a Honda Accord, best car ever I wish I still had it

[mint plank]

@ocean rock best first car

[ocean rock]

Sandman?

[mint plank]

Yup

[ocean rock]

Ayyyy

Holden

[analog radish]

well ill have to drive my focus as my 1st car ig

[mint plank]

Was My dad's

[vestal garnet]

u have a license?

[analog radish]

not yet

[vestal garnet]

[ocean rock]

[analog radish]

stop it

[vestal garnet]

i have learner's license

[main cosmos]

laughs in global license

[uncut saddle]

my first car will probably be a Seat Arosa or something

[smoky arrow]

Beamer 👍🔥

[hybrid charm]

This is a dope first car

Do you still have it?

[mint plank]

[hybrid charm]

What a lovely color

Omar!! Show

And congrats! 🎊

[sage roost]

Congrats

7 series?

[hybrid charm]

that hoe Clean brotha 🧼

[buoyant vigil]

drip

[narrow thistle]

yooo niceeee

[loud spade]

Oooo 7 series, congratulations

[old sedge]

Congratulations Omar!

[hybrid charm]

Nice

[hybrid charm]

Yeah

I like the lighter green more though

[main cosmos]

Omar finally showing that he's rich

And congratulations

[sage roost]

Have fun

[old sedge]

For some reason, I still believe that it's your car.

[hybrid charm]

I am confused

So its your friends or something?

Lol

[loud spade]

Parents'?

[hybrid charm]

We have the same key actually

[loud spade]

My dad would die and not let anyone drive his car

[hybrid charm]

Same

[loud spade]

He's been like that since he gave the key to the parking guy and he hit his mirror

[hybrid charm]

Rip

Was it fixed?

[loud spade]

It was, with his own money

That was years ago

[hybrid charm]

Okay

What car?

[loud spade]

He had a Corolla at the time

2012

[hybrid charm]

Okay

[hybrid charm]

Which one?

I love the x5m I would get the suv too Omar

X5 is ugly

[hybrid charm]

Ohh yeah that’s nice, I seen that before I like the darker one a bit more

I prefer the X7 but I’m biased obviously

[hybrid charm]

Hmm, I’m not a fan of dark colors

[hybrid charm]

Nardo grey if I would get one

[hybrid charm]

You have an x7?

Yes

It’s too big for me per sally but it is a dope car

Personally *

My friends dad has one

Nice

Same chassis as a cullinan

Yeah

That is surprising

I’m a beemer head too tho last 3 cars have been

My family has only had 2

A Z3 and X7

1990 535i
2001 m5
2011 m3

[loud spade]

We got this beauty

[hybrid charm]

Nice, I love the m3

[hybrid charm]

Nissan rouge?

[loud spade]

Indeed

[hybrid charm]

Fuego I used to work for Nissan

My fave was the M5 tbh but someone rear ended me 😔 and they gotten too expensive for another one

[hybrid charm]

Yeah they are over 100k now

😦

Sick color on the etron

Thanks

How do you like it

[hybrid charm]

Great car

Fantastic acceleration

One of my favorite modern interiors

Looks great, somewhat sporty, and has a ton of features

The only problems are the range and top speed, neither of which affect me

What’s range like 250-300

[jagged sentinel]

Dear God...

[hybrid charm]

What about this

Low key think it’s clean

[jagged sentinel]

That's clean

[narrow thistle]

1 nice house

2 is that a x7 n a q8 i see

actually no q8 rear window looks more slanted

[granite briar]

Lowkey, I want a starion

But theyre going up in price

Glorious wedge

[hybrid charm]

E-Tron

[hybrid charm]

204

[narrow thistle]

ahh

thenk

[old sedge]

Oh look, a poor man's Ferrari.
https://www.carandbike.com/news/meet-aurelio-the-poor-mans-ferrari-1265299

[stuck owl]

!join <role>

Help

No description for this command.

[blissful lagoon]

Feast my child

[uncut saddle]

So uhm

[delicate grotto]

uhm

[uncut saddle]

Bottas is having difficulty getting to Azerbaijan

[sharp lotus]

let me replace him

[hybrid charm]

What’s going on?

[uncut saddle]

Issues with his flight

[hybrid charm]

Why he going there anyway 😩

[uncut saddle]

Well someone has to get third place lmao

[hybrid charm]

you feeding that rv?

[dire shard]

you might even mistake it for a modified Ferrari 458 Italia
no, not really

well, it do be like a 30k car

[dire shard]

two extremely beautiful cars with nice lines that pop in various vibrant colours
... and someone blacked them out

you do you, rich person

[hybrid charm]

I would also black out my cars cuz I have no taste

[dire shard]

found the flying fortress

[blissful lagoon]

Badum tis

[old sedge]

The modern Italian supercars are still superior. If I really have to buy that, I would choose the Mitsubishi engine.

[dire shard]

what i'm saying is that it doesn't look like it was derived off a 458 at all, and the comparison that the article made is quite dumb

if that's a modified 458, every mid-engine supercar is a modified 458 - that's how dissimilar the cars look to me

of course i only see pictures, and of course it's only four guys working on it

but all i can say is that the build quality looks very piss, and it looks like shit plastic

[old sedge]

Yeah. I haven't seen one in real life but it is easy to distinguish a 458 from it.

[autumn vigil]

.

I can't find the GTA Online Tr server

[old sedge]

I think they call it a "poor man's Ferrari" because they say it's a supercar and it's cheap for a supercar.

[hybrid charm]

That poor man Ferrari looks like shit 👍🏼

[thorn bear]

I need this

[hybrid charm]

Sheshhh

[ocean rock]

Already solved after press conf i believe

[uncut saddle]

Ah nice, didn't hear anything about it after

[old sedge]

I really want one of these.

[heady swift]

not one of these?

modern day supergt still looks stunning too

[old sedge]

The old NSX-R race car I showed looks better.

[ocean rock]

Hmmm

@mint plank 4 way title fight? 🥺

Hamilton, Verstappen, Leclerc, Sainz

[mint plank]

Meh

[uncut saddle]

Leclerc into the wall

[ocean rock]

https://twitter.com/F1/status/1400793588276006914?s=19

Formula 1 (@F1)

📻 "Do whatever we need to do, I'm not going to go any faster. I don't know where all the time is"

Hamilton is down in P11 currently, over a second off Perez's time in P1 ⏱

#AzerbaijanGP 🇦🇿 #F1

Retweets

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Likes

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Twitter · Jun 4, 2021, 12:36 PM

@mint plank @uncut saddle

[uncut saddle]

what the fuck is going on with them

[ocean rock]

Ay yo lewis 11th

Wtf

[uncut saddle]

did Binotto steal their power or something

[mint plank]

Lmao

[ocean rock]

Otmar's low rake rant got to their brain

Kekw

[uncut saddle]

[hybrid charm]

1960 vespa 400

they didnt just make bikes

[heady swift]

[jagged sentinel]

Worst part is the dude is probably never gonna drive them

Just let them sit in the garage and look pretty

[hybrid charm]

Correct

[vocal tide]

Tringapore GP has been cancelled

https://twitter.com/F1/status/1400856436972961796

Formula 1 (@F1)

BREAKING: Race organisers have confirmed the Singapore Grand Prix will not take place in 2021

#F1 #SingaporeGP

Retweets

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Likes

11611

Twitter · Jun 4, 2021, 4:46 PM

[blissful lagoon]

Nasty ass interior

[hybrid charm]

thats why you clean your boots before you get into the car

[blissful lagoon]

Or don't buy a car thats been sitting under a pine tree for 7 years

[hybrid charm]

oof

if you wont use it at least cover it

[vocal tide]

LMAO

https://twitter.com/formularacers_/status/1400870826191228932

formularacers (@formularacers_)

Nikita Mazepin may be forced to leave F1 at the end of 2022, as the Russian state requires he completes compulsory military service.

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691

Twitter · Jun 4, 2021, 5:43 PM

@mint plank @ocean rock @uncut saddle

[mint plank]

[uncut saddle]

no fucking way

[hybrid charm]

bruh

[sharp lotus]

2021 Touring Arese RH95
Engine: 3.9L V8 Twin Turbo
Power: 530 kW / 711 hp / 721 PS
0-100 kph: 3.0 seconds
Torque: 770 Nm / 568 lb-ft
Top Speed: 340 kph / 211 mph

[sinful sorrel]

sheesh

[sharp lotus]

very sus indeed

[heady swift]

It'd be a pain in the ass to have such a boutique car

smaller companies often don't have the infrastructure nor general means to ensure service on all continents, let alone most countries

meaning that you'd have have to ship your car every time you need something done

[jagged sentinel]

looks at Bugatti

[heady swift]

on the other hand, its intended demographic rarely drives their latest acquisitions so it's just a rich people problem I guess

[heady swift]

bugatti actually offers relatively decent service, of course nowhere nearly as flexible as vw or volvo, but for such a brand they do pretty well

[jagged sentinel]

I mean then again

Your local auto shop is gonna have the equipment needed to make/install 40,000$ tires

[heady swift]

it's not just tyres, you can simply ship those and install in your local dealer

[jagged sentinel]

Not to mention I don't think you could even get most lift arms under Bugattis either

[heady swift]

or have someone come over

but general maintenance or specific maintenance requires specialists

and your local dealer won't have parts from some obscure italian brand which has produced like 10 cars in the past 20 years

[jagged sentinel]

Bugatti has special equipment designed specifically for the Veyron and Chiron's tires because they're so complex

[heady swift]

yeah, but because they're much bigger you don't have to ship your car for a simple tyre change

[jagged sentinel]

You have to ship them to select shops that have the necessary equipment instead

[proper elbow]

TIL

For one thing, the company glues them to the wheel. This adhesive requires replacement roughly every 18 months to ensure a good seal, regardless of whether the owner is even driving the Bugatti. Plus, an owner needs to get new wheels roughly every three tire changes.

[heady swift]

but any adjustments to your car, repairs or maintenance requires specialists. Bigger high end brands often have specialised dealers (which specialise in different brands all-together, like mclaren, lambo and pagani merge) in different countries

the US has a few, for instance

but touring isn't at such capacity to afford that yet

[jagged sentinel]

Unless they just use "normal" tires

[heady swift]

craigslist

[heady swift]

car porn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aadZK5JEBw8&list=PLxKJvVq2TWSQVdlLUVg-dFOJ3Vm2OQyzG&index=175&ab_channel=19Bozzy92

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Rl8NQhtvk8&list=PLxKJvVq2TWSQVdlLUVg-dFOJ3Vm2OQyzG&index=86&ab_channel=19Bozzy92

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69G3TVHOFV4&list=PLxKJvVq2TWSQVdlLUVg-dFOJ3Vm2OQyzG&index=174&ab_channel=THERACE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln_B12NW53g&list=PLxKJvVq2TWSQVdlLUVg-dFOJ3Vm2OQyzG&index=67&ab_channel=THERACE

[hybrid charm]

Some cars

Ft turbo s exclusive edition

[jagged sentinel]

Ery noice

[ocean rock]

Okay now this is just sad

Legit got PTSD of Rio Haryanto here. Government ending their F1 career.

[hybrid charm]

Pick one

Pick one

@hybrid charm the Black one.

[ocean rock]

https://www.gpblog.com/en/news/85814/bizarre-footage-spa-francorchamps-turned-into-a-swirling-river.html

Holy shit

Spa is flooded

[hybrid charm]

Same for north

Both

[analog radish]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgz54V3O0m4

@dull siren oi

look

[dull siren]

very nice

[ocean rock]

Tinfoil theory: Red Bull knows their wing is illegal, and throws it in knowing that the finalized calendar will have almost all early rounds to be power tracks @dry sage @uncut saddle @vocal tide

[uncut saddle]

It's not impossible

[uncut saddle]

Nice

Max into the wall

Yup, red flag

[dry sage]

Red Flag FP3, Max's rear brakes locked him up into T15.

[ocean rock]

[dry sage]

I just got me Sky.

So Imma watch F1 now.

[ocean rock]

Ay

[dry sage]

I won't wait till Monza.

[ocean rock]

Enjoy, i never liked FP so i always watch quali and race

[dry sage]

Me neither.

[ocean rock]

See yall in like what, 7pm +7?

[dry sage]

I just hope Max makes it through Q1.

[uncut saddle]

"engine just died" -Russell

[analog radish]

bruh why did doug have r34 rims on his r32

[uncut saddle]

why not

[analog radish]

it looks extremely out of place

[uncut saddle]

looks good to me tbh

[hybrid charm]

looks like crap

[vestal garnet]

Rims

[dry sage]

Btw, thoughts on flexwings?

[uncut saddle]

perfectly fine in my opinion

[dry sage]

Same. Merc had their DAS last year.

Besides, flex might be safer than fix at high speeds.

[uncut saddle]

what if

mercedes is purposefully holding back in these races to support their claims that other teams profit from flexwings more than they should

[dry sage]

Also, enjoy while it lasts. Mazepin leads FP3.

[uncut saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/conspiracy-theory-gif-10587157

[dry sage]

Merc sandbagging to force sandbags onto others?

[uncut saddle]

sounds like a Merc thing to do

[dry sage]

That's 3D chess levels of cheating.

[uncut saddle]

suddenly having some really bad performance issues, starting in Monaco

no clue where they came from

we need Inspector Seb on this case

[dry sage]

I mean...

I'm more surprised that Ferrari is getting back on their feet.

[uncut saddle]

oh that baffles me

it's so sudden too

[dry sage]

Maybe they switched team engineers?

[uncut saddle]

[dry sage]

Or there's a Ross Brawn Jr.

And the only thing missing is Mick switching to Ferrari.

And it's the 2000's all over again.

[uncut saddle]

soon™️

honestly Mick really does deserve better

he's been doing pretty well

Mazepin also is starting to find his way around the track without spinning

[dry sage]

Haas as a team is grasping for shady sponsors.

[uncut saddle]

Haas should just take off

they're finished in F1

I just hope Max makes it to Q1

[dry sage]

What if we take Haas and...?

[uncut saddle]

you have my attention

[dry sage]

Look, all I'm saying is that I had a dream.

Porsche announces something live about motorsport, suddenly GT4's Moon over the Castle starts to play.

You see the 901, the 917, the 959, the 911 GT1, the GT2 and 3, the 919... and then a car under a blanket. The lights dim even darker, the blanket is cast off.

Lights go up along with the choir, and then you see a F1 car. And a fat Porsche badge on the front.

[uncut saddle]

what if we just have Guenther Steiner join the FIA and instead of getting a time penalty, drivers get scolded by Steiner

[uncut saddle]

that sounds amazing

I hope your dreams come true

[uncut saddle]

Max will probably make it to quali

Russell still uncertain

[hybrid charm]

porsCChe

[analog radish]

[dry sage]

Wouldn't wanna risk a C&D.

[ocean rock]

i was like, yeah thats fine and then that rear wing got me laughing to the floor.

[dry sage]

Of course PorsCChe wouldn't mess up aero.

[analog radish]

https://carsandbids.com/auctions/KPGLpbAk/2014-subaru-brz

[cloud wave]

OMG, look at this thing

[uncut saddle]

Red flag! Stroll out

[ocean rock]

Lance Stroll Interrupts 2 @uncut saddle

[cloud wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/837454591616221214/850602735879192576/20210605_151024.jpg

Here's my truck thats being worked on

for anyone interested in little trucks

[ocean rock]

dead last in baku, in a midfield car.

poor Lance.

[uncut saddle]

Turn 15 is a real menace

[lucid hearth]

poor stroll

[ocean rock]

negative camber is always suicidal

[sage roost]

Heartbreaking

[analog radish]

[ocean rock]

i wish i have balcony spot in monaco or baku apartment.

but moni

[lucid hearth]

yeah imagine watching race from balcony

pog

[ocean rock]

Also paul di resta trying to sell singapore GP as historic

...What the fuck is the merc doing?

they need the goddamn tow

HOL UP

RB is sponsored by cashapp

[sage roost]

Another red flag

[uncut saddle]

Jesus christ

Same corner

[ocean rock]

Who lubed the T15

[dry sage]

Wooo, red flag again.

[uncut saddle]

That makes 4 this race

[dry sage]

Mercedes does not approve.

[uncut saddle]

Leclerc, Verstappen, Stroll and now Giovinazzi

[dry sage]

Hamilton next?

[uncut saddle]

Hamilton too slow to understeer

[dry sage]

Just take off the bags.

[uncut saddle]

They won't

They want the flexiwings gone!

[ocean rock]

the bags are stuck with bottas' nuts

[ashen carbon]

I suddenly remembered quali, and tuned in to Giovinazzi crashing

[uncut saddle]

You missed Stroll already

Same corner literally 10 minutes ago

[ocean rock]

yo can someone crash again at T15 before the top 3 fully goes out of Q1

[uncut saddle]

Full grid starting from pit when?

10 drivers have a completed lap

[ashen carbon]

Q2 cancelled, P11-20 will be drawn randomly

[uncut saddle]

Please do keep in mind

[ocean rock]

Ecclestone:

[uncut saddle]

Both Haas cars are in top 10 rn

[ocean rock]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-perfectlybalanced-gif-18301221

[uncut saddle]

Which means top 10 start for Haas

[ocean rock]

Mick first point?

[uncut saddle]

[ocean rock]

Another driver pissed by mazepin

[uncut saddle]

Norris gonna be investigated after the session for red flag shenanigans

[ocean rock]

count kimi in it

[uncut saddle]

That was Mick tho

[ocean rock]

wait

oh

fuck you crofty

:wazowski:

but honestly, fair

[uncut saddle]

At least, that's what the commentators over here said

[ocean rock]

he has been getting all the bad publicity

[uncut saddle]

Obviously

[ocean rock]

https://twitter.com/F1/status/1401155154452287495

Formula 1 (@F1)

We're back out as the drivers race for position 👀

Raikkonen and Mazepin get close at the pit exit 😱

#AzerbaijanGP 🇦🇿 #F1

Twitter · Jun 5, 2021, 12:33 PM

yeah its mazespin

Lemme pull the driver list

[uncut saddle]

At amazes me how both Haas are still on the track

[ashen carbon]

What sorcery is this

[sage roost]

Shocking

[uncut saddle]

Yellow in Sector 1

Get auto'd

@dry sage HAM dropped the bags

Whiny shit grabbed p1

[dry sage]

Great.

The bags are off.

[ashen carbon]

Bottas in Williams pace again

[uncut saddle]

Bottas gonna be fighting Russell again

[dry sage]

"James, dial up the boost. If they can cheat, so can we."

[kind epoch]

Imagine if bottas was actually a driver

lol

hes basically chilling in there, i like him. doesnt a give a damn about winning, championship etc

[uncut saddle]

Honestly it just looks like Bottas' confidence took a massive hit somewhere

[broken zinc]

Hmm y was claire muted?

[sage roost]

Anti spam triggered

[broken zinc]

Sadge

[uncut saddle]

My boy George once again pushing his Williams into Q2

[ocean rock]

yeah, lando definitely gonna get a penalty, highly possible

[uncut saddle]

Could've easily boxed

[dry sage]

I want George to put some fire under Ham's ass.

inb4 they swap Bottas to Williams.

[kind epoch]

that wont happen until mercedes exists

[ocean rock]

anyway, imma relist the "Driver Mazepin Pissed Off", this time with no caps.

[kind epoch]

i think it will be another domination year

[uncut saddle]

I can send it

[dry sage]

Just swap Bottas with George.

[ocean rock]

do it

[uncut saddle]

Retired mod privileges

[ocean rock]

if you want

[uncut saddle]

Send in dm

[ashen carbon]

No, stop. It's the lines.

[kind epoch]

mercedes actually wants a noob not to interfere with hamilton. bottas will chill in there for other years

[ocean rock]

ah i see

Imma just do the requisite slow listing those that he HAVENT pissed off

yes, its that bad.

[uncut saddle]

There are people left he hasn't pissed off?

[ocean rock]

Hamilton, Verstappen, Bottas, Perez, Ricciardo, Gasly, Vettel, Alonso, Tsunoda, Russell, Schumacher

[ashen carbon]

@ocean rock Or I can repost it for you

[ocean rock]

thanks

Im unsure with Russell and Verstappen, but he havent pissed them off iirc

[kind epoch]

really f1 died and im so tired of watching it. i remember when i was young there were people like alonso being rookies last. still a great show. nowadays they suck, we have people like latifi and mazepin. its embarassing. also many rules killed this sport like drs fuel flow and engine switch

[ocean rock]

[kind epoch]

not even talking that back in the days there were less circuits but only the good ones. today we have circuits added with no sense at all like baku and abu dabi that are just for politics and economic interests. they are boring and useless

[ocean rock]

Anyway, Verstappen still leading quali

nvm

its checo

my brain is empty

[ashen carbon]

There's drama in the front this year instead of another Mercedes World Tour, so I'm happy enough.

[kind epoch]

Only 4 points difference but i hope it will go better

[ocean rock]

Mercedes World Tour
sounds like a great global car meet of merc owners.

[ashen carbon]

[ocean rock]

wait, who brushed?

was it HAM?

[uncut saddle]

HAM p2

[ocean rock]

The sky team mentioning 1997 jerez in quali

foreshadowing?

[ashen carbon]

Tsunoda 4th fastest

[uncut saddle]

Red flag number 3

Ricciardo out

[ocean rock]

T15?

oh

[uncut saddle]

Nope

[ocean rock]

T3

[ashen carbon]

At least it's not T15 again...

[dry sage]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-another-one-one-gif-5057861

[ocean rock]

Vettel 11th tho

in a track thats kinda overtakeable

[uncut saddle]

Poor Vettel

Robbed

He big mad

[sage roost]

Bruh

[dry sage]

MEIN GOTT MUSS DAS SEIN?

[sage roost]

Don’t tell me it’s the same turn

[dry sage]

jk

[ocean rock]

damn

[uncut saddle]

Nope! Turn 3

[ocean rock]

that radio

im sad

[ashen carbon]

Vettel rage noises

[dry sage]

Ironically, Don't Stop Me Now plays.

[ocean rock]

but yeah, he's far less explosive about his anger now, im kinda glad on that really.

[kind epoch]

He should have retired when he failed to do q2 last year. Hes a loser

[ocean rock]

yall remember his rage in 2010 turkey?

[uncut saddle]

He got 5th in Monaco?

He's adjusting

[kind epoch]

He treated us like shit

[ocean rock]

https://youtu.be/tHb1y9TJMV4?t=108

[uncut saddle]

[kind epoch]

And couldn't adapt to a teammate that was better than him. A looser and a kid. I never liked him that much anyways

[uncut saddle]

That much is clear

[ocean rock]

God you really ticked all the "F1 elitist" checkbox its not even funny

[kind epoch]

He couldn't work well even with raikonnen

[dry sage]

Who's this ?

[kind epoch]

Seb

[ashen carbon]

[kind epoch]

Yeah i know, but im sorry. Its just that i really grew up with f1 and especially when youre italian you know how it is, were pretty serious. Seeing this sport getting this shitty is so sad

[dry sage]

I mean what are you gonna do? Boycott the sponsors?

Good luck battling against Aramco.

[kind epoch]

Theres nothing that i can do, now that multi milions companies own it

Aramco and Petronas pay hamilton to lecture me climate change..imagine it!

[ocean rock]

Aight, top 10 time

here we go

[ashen carbon]

inb4 🟥

[ocean rock]

mmhyes

[dry sage]

How many were there now?

[ocean rock]

wingman giving the tow

[dry sage]

4? 5?

[ocean rock]

4

ric crashed at T3

[ashen carbon]

Red car fast

[ocean rock]

wait

13 second delta?

what?

[ashen carbon]

inb4 LEC crash

[ocean rock]

Crashgate 2: Leclerc boogaloo

[jagged sentinel]

"what do you do for a living?"

[ocean rock]

Heep

[kind epoch]

how is carlos doing?

[ocean rock]

4th

[kind epoch]

wow, im actually surprised

[uncut saddle]

Ferrari doing fantastic

[ocean rock]

wait, GAS purp S1

[uncut saddle]

Ye

[kind epoch]

imagine theyre doing this with the worst car they ever made

[uncut saddle]

Ferrari has a good car now

[kind epoch]

it sucks a bit less, but it still sucks

in straight line is embarassing

[ocean rock]

BRUH

GAS P4

lets go

[kind epoch]

see? lol alpha tauri better than us

[ocean rock]

LEC is gonna run away with pole though

if HAM isnt improving

[kind epoch]

lets wait and see, im skeptical

[uncut saddle]

Red flag

AT and Ferrari collided

[kind epoch]

lmfao

i knew it

[ocean rock]

AGAIN

[dry sage]

Sky is behind damn.

[uncut saddle]

Sainz and Tsunoda

[kind epoch]

wait its 2 mins remaining are they gonna resume?

[uncut saddle]

Not a chance

[dry sage]

No.

[ocean rock]

no, its 0:01

[kind epoch]

OY

[uncut saddle]

Oh it was 2 separate incidents

[kind epoch]

DOES THAT MEAN WERE IN POLE AGAIN AFTER 3 MIL LIGHT YEARS

LOOL

[ocean rock]

...leclerc pole in monaco last race.

[uncut saddle]

1. Leclerc
2. Hamilton
3. Verstappen

That's 2 poles in a row for Leclerc

[ocean rock]

yeah

both by red flags

[ashen carbon]

And this time he gets to start it

[ocean rock]

yes

[dry sage]

Let's hope Max is lucky with P3.

[ocean rock]

please

[kind epoch]

he didnt take part in the race so, i dont even count it

[ocean rock]

But yeah, with perez down to 7th

no pit stop covering for verstappen unless perez cut the slack and do a lot of early overtakes.

[kind epoch]

wow

[kind epoch]

he has the power in straight line where lec will struggle

[ocean rock]

iirc both ferrari and honda is pretty much equal on power now, right near merc

with renault behind

[kind epoch]

gg bottas

r3kt

[ashen carbon]

At least Russell is further away this time

[kind epoch]

Tsunuoda makes me remember the great yuji ide

[ocean rock]

https://youtu.be/DjOT2vqrFaI ay yo what

We just saw him doin quali

[old sedge]

Guys, what do you think of Scotty Kilmer?

[ocean rock]

Babbling airhead with way too many mechanics mythos in his mind. But sometimes makes an actually valid point

[old sedge]

And some of his videos are clickbaits, not all.

That's what I know about him

[uncut saddle]

@ocean rock @dry sage @ashen carbon

[ocean rock]

Yeah

And 4 points away to a race ban

[uncut saddle]

Honestly they really shouldn't have done anything with it

He would've had to cross the white line which also isn't allowed

[ashen carbon]

Well, he's not HAM or VER, so the investigation result can only be a bad dice roll.

[sage roost]

Uhh I don’t think it’s a good idea to not hide the phone number

[jagged sentinel]

Yeap

I'll just not post it again since I'll probably fuck something else up lol

[unreal bluff]

hi

[hybrid charm]

Mmmm taycan

[jagged sentinel]

What's that gauge on the right above the control screen

[dire shard]

the one in the middle of the car?

that's a clock

all porsches have one

[jagged sentinel]

It looked like a boost gauge at first

But it's electric

[hybrid charm]

Yeah. It’s a clock

[narrow thistle]

turbo on le electrik

[buoyant vigil]

if you want a second key, you need to send all of your keys to their factory in france. This can take a few months and it’s a fucking massive pain in the ass. You only get one key when you buy it, even w/ a 2 tone interior. For whatever reason, they only have 1 computer in the world that can reprogram a key. A majority of the manual is “take to oFfiCiAl pArTneR oR sHiP TO uS”

[heady swift]

yeah, over-all their service is awful

but better than italian customer support that doesn't speak english

[hybrid charm]

It was a taycan turbo tho 😦

[heady swift]

pff my pc is of course turbo-cooled

[buoyant vigil]

for most things, the service from partners is good but the factory is shit

[dire shard]

pc whistles whenever your pc fan drops off 5k rpm

[ocean rock]

hmm

actually

it might be possible to make a supercharged watercooling pump

@mint plank

[mint plank]

Kek

[ocean rock]

but ye, air in a watercooled system

recipe for airlock 101

[wild brook]

[sage roost]

This is not a gta channel

Ask in #gta-vehicles

[vestal garnet]

[heady swift]

I overclocked my CPU of course

whenever I play a triple A title it goes ''tsututututu''

[hybrid charm]

Would you buy a racing game or is GTA good enough?

I remember the old days we played Need for Speed

[proper elbow]

GTA racing and driving physics are complete shit compared to even pure arcade style racing games.

Grab gamepass for a month, it's only $1. You'll have access to Forza Motorsports, Forza Horizon 4, Asseto Corsa, F1, and maybe some others.

[heady swift]

well, this is a non-gta channel

[proper elbow]

Oh, this is transpo

[heady swift]

yeah no worries

[proper elbow]

#other-games

[ashen carbon]

Yeah, I looked at Broughy's vid about FiveM racing on Spa with GTA cars, and I was like "what's the point with cars that have wonky physics and don't break 140mph"

Modern F1 cars: Conquers notorious corners of the past with superior engineering
GTA cars: Conquers notorious corners of the past by being slow af

[sage roost]

That’s what I thought

What’s the point of racing gta cars on real world tracks

Why don’t you get a real racing game

[ashen carbon]

I'd at least understand if it's done with an attempt of realistic handling mods

But no, barely changed GTA cars

[main cosmos]

Fr F1 cars in gta is a disgrace

[ocean rock]

Its honestly like bad assetto corsa mod yeah

[ocean rock]

Make yall predictions.

Ill be the bold one. Im gonna say its Gasly.

P4 in a pretty okay car with a team that rarely make strat mistake, and a track thats easy to overtake

With a miracle it can happen.

[main cosmos]

Lec is going hard

But we can guarantee Ferrari genius strategy

Max has a big shot at this

Hamilton is known for comebacks

[dry sage]

Is it just me, or is P3 more comfortable than P2?

You got slipstream, the inner side, so if Leclerc gets a good start and Max does too, it's only a matter of shutting that door behind Max.

[terse axle]

it is

thats why bottas gave max such a huge tow last time

to get p3 instead of p2

[hybrid charm]

hamilton will win if u ask me or max

they have some damage

so

there is a chance for others

[ocean rock]

Imo P2 is more comfortable. You have the inside, tow from P1, and one less cars.

Imho, with the longass DRS zone, tow strength and power of undercut here

Anything but pole is good place.

[uncut saddle]

tow in Baku is insane

[ashen carbon]

tfw POLE BAD

[kind epoch]

HHaha omg

[kind epoch]

Im a ferrarista i read "genious strategy" i laugh

[kind epoch]

Well thats an issue cause distances and speed dont make any sense in gta

[ocean rock]

my pre race show

[ashen carbon]

We Virtual Signal As One. Blah blah blah.

Imagine doing that in Azerbaijan GP without shame

[ocean rock]

Im getting sick of getting the short end of the stick with my ISP TV app.

[dry sage]

?

Tsunoda 7th

Not bad.

[uncut saddle]

Definitely

[ocean rock]

Ill just react to red dead 2 clips. Fuck me in the ass.

[uncut saddle]

Would be awesome if he can hold on to 7th

[dry sage]

Oh, so Ham's on the inside.

Shit.

[ocean rock]

k

[uncut saddle]

Yea

[dry sage]

Channeling the Super Max fan boost energy.

[ashen carbon]

The car can definitely do it, problem is the driver

[tropic magnet]

@pine portal Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.
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This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting
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[uncut saddle]

If he can control his temper he should be good

[ocean rock]

YES

i find a way to get to watch

fuck you Indihomo @lucid hearth

[ashen carbon]

!ban @pine portal 7d Shitposting in inappropriate channels (Repeat offender)

[tropic magnet]

Banned Daddy Quack#5921 for 1 week (Case #103125) (user notified with a direct message)

[uncut saddle]

Jesus

[dry sage]

Oop.

[ocean rock]

to that too

Im fucking pissy rn

wew

sorry

[uncut saddle]

Yea we noticed

[main cosmos]

this track is so beautiful

[ocean rock]

anyone DNS?

[dry sage]

No. It's not.

[main cosmos]

YES IT'S

[dry sage]

Turn 15.

[main cosmos]

not the turns

[ashen carbon]

A modern street circuit that is actually a street circuit, can't complain about that.

[main cosmos]

the track overall is pretty

[dry sage]

Here we go.

LIGHTS BOUTTA GO OUT.

[ocean rock]

GAS, do the dive

:pepegapray:

[uncut saddle]

Ham, dive right into the wall

[dry sage]

GOOOO

FUCL

[ocean rock]

T1 clean

[main cosmos]

DONT SPOIL

[dry sage]

HAM P2

[main cosmos]

if u watching earlier

[dry sage]

ATTAAAAACK

[main cosmos]

DO NOW SPOIL

[uncut saddle]

GG Perez

Nice overtake

[ashen carbon]

Singapore is beautiful af as well, but it's kinda cheating as a night race

[uncut saddle]

Looks like Norris lost some positions

Jesus p12

Perez into 4th

[dry sage]

Gio 15th.

[ashen carbon]

Russell in pit for some reason

[uncut saddle]

What happened to Russell?

[ocean rock]

Holy shit

[uncut saddle]

[ocean rock]

Checo on a fucking mission.

[ashen carbon]

Puncture apparently?

[uncut saddle]

Smh

[ocean rock]

Stroll on a haas sandwich

HAM lead.

[uncut saddle]

[dry sage]

Jesus the pull.

[ocean rock]

told yall so.

[uncut saddle]

Branch on the track

Smh

[ocean rock]

"mebe sefty kar?"
-Alonso

yall remember that, from 2010 abu dhabi?

[ashen carbon]

Oh god, a sandwich wrapping reference from Sky

[uncut saddle]

Max P2 next lap probably

Ocon pit

[dry sage]

I smell a double overtake.

[ashen carbon]

Ocon out

[dry sage]

Rip Ocon

[uncut saddle]

Ocon done for

[dry sage]

Engine went boom.

[ocean rock]

Renault reliability people.

[uncut saddle]

Yellow flag

And nvm

[lucid hearth]

engine or gearbox?

istg i heard gearbox

[uncut saddle]

Not sure yet

[mint plank]

😂

[mint plank]

Actually?

[uncut saddle]

Bottas still 10th

Russell in a Mercedes next year??

[ocean rock]

yeah, it blew oil. @mint plank

[dry sage]

Either that or gearbox

[mint plank]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-mushroom-cloud-atomic-bomb-bomb-boom-gif-4464831

[ocean rock]

again, classic renault reliability

[uncut saddle]

"He's making a lot of mistakes" Norris on Bottas

[ocean rock]

Come in the Leclerc's DRS train, F1 Drivers.

Its family friendly fun!

avoid the creepy curb on turn 15 tho

[dry sage]

inb4 a double

[uncut saddle]

I have a feeling this is going to be an excruciatingly boring race

[dry sage]

C'mon Max, channel your inner Mika.

[sage roost]

Will it be more boring than Monaco?

[uncut saddle]

Yes

[ocean rock]

oh, speaking of mika hakkinen

[uncut saddle]

Max p2

[dry sage]

P2

[ashen carbon]

Leclerc lost DRS and Max P2

[ocean rock]

im gonna tell my son this is Mika Hakkinen.

[ashen carbon]

Yuki took P7 back 🤔

[uncut saddle]

Now to see Ham locking up

[ocean rock]

Context:
|| This is Linus Torvalds flipping a bird to Nvidia. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_36yNWw_07g ||

[dry sage]

On the nose?

[uncut saddle]

And there's the Hamilton whine

[sage roost]

Typical

[uncut saddle]

Perez into p3!

[ocean rock]

YO

[sage roost]

And fastest lap

[uncut saddle]

RB can hunt down HAM now

[ocean rock]

RB 1-2 :wazowski:

[uncut saddle]

Norris pit

Hard compound

[dry sage]

Verperham?

[ocean rock]

"im going to s🅱️in"

[ashen carbon]

Alonso/Norris pit

[uncut saddle]

I want a VER PER LEC

[main cosmos]

bot just chilling there

[uncut saddle]

I love how HAM does the exact same shit every race and RB keeps falling for it

[ashen carbon]

Mazespin having the race of his life at a temp P15

[ocean rock]

MAZ scoring first point for haas this season WILL break the internet.

not could, will.

[uncut saddle]

The fuck

Gasly was 1.3s faster than Leclerc last lap

[dry sage]

Oooo, sassy Yuki.

Love it.

[uncut saddle]

"Yuki we need to push harder"
"SHUT UP"

Never change, Yuki, never change

[ocean rock]

"Push Flat Out"
Tsunoda: https://youtu.be/Qp3b-RXtz4w?t=50

[sage roost]

Leclerc pit

[sage roost]

About that

[uncut saddle]

Smh max just missing out on drs

But that tow tho

[main cosmos]

ham doing the same shit all over again lol

[uncut saddle]

And RB is going to fall for it again

[main cosmos]

[dry sage]

Whining and baiting?

[main cosmos]

i dont really think so

they have two cars

[uncut saddle]

Ham: "my grip bad!!!!"
RB: we must pit
Ham: "grip gud"

[sage roost]

Yellow flag

Hamilton pit

[ashen carbon]

HAM: TIRES GONE
RB: PIT PIT PIT
HAM: 🟪 🟪 🟪

[ocean rock]

Guys

but he need to actually ya know

[uncut saddle]

Sainz fucked up braking

Still gud

[ocean rock]

make a damn pit gap

Thanks Bottass

[uncut saddle]

HAM 4.6 PIT

[ocean rock]

[dry sage]

4.6

[uncut saddle]

Lmaoooo

[dry sage]

[ocean rock]

oop

[ashen carbon]

Gasly being a better RB #2 than the actual RB #2 again

[ocean rock]

Car GPS freaked out

[main cosmos]

traditions

[dry sage]

VETTEL 3RD

ENJOY WHILE IT LASTS.

[ocean rock]

shouldve binned him in 2020, right? @dry sage

[sage roost]

Max pit

[ocean rock]

cold tyres for sainz?

[dry sage]

Honestly, Ferrari in 2021 is a surprise.

Shame for Seb tho.

[sage roost]

2ND

[uncut saddle]

Perez p1 while it lasts

[dry sage]

1.9

[uncut saddle]

Holy fuck

[dry sage]

Seb pls

[ocean rock]

"And Sebastian Vettel wins the Azerbaijan Grand Prix!"

[dry sage]

Stay out.

HOW IS HE SO FAR AHEAD OF ME

[uncut saddle]

"How is he so far ahead of me"

Hmmm

[ashen carbon]

HAM: How is he so far ahead of me?!?!
GAS:

[ocean rock]

Bono gonna get some gray hair with these pit crew

and ham being needy

[dry sage]

VETTEL IN THE LEAD

[ashen carbon]

Perez slow pit

[uncut saddle]

4.3 perez

[dry sage]

Oh shit.

[ashen carbon]

HAM hits RB ass again

[ocean rock]

Thats the first Team Silverstone leading since 2020 Turkey.

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

[dry sage]

Perez gimme that ass block.

Ass so thicc, Ham can't get past.

[uncut saddle]

Show us how annoying you can be

[ocean rock]

me?

[uncut saddle]

Yes

HAM irritated mistakes when

[sage roost]

Verstappen closing in on better vettel

[ocean rock]

yes

[uncut saddle]

When Vet pit

[ocean rock]

i am annoying

ask @mint plank

[uncut saddle]

"He's got so much rear end" HAM on PER

[ocean rock]

thats one for r/fanf1ction, but yeah

[uncut saddle]

Hamilton you whiny cunt just shut the fuck up and try to keep up

[ocean rock]

Checo really on the rail.

[dry sage]

Ham: "He's got so much rear end." 😳 💦 🍑

[uncut saddle]

Yikes

Mazepin 16 seconds behind Mick

[ocean rock]

Schumi making pit gap?

[uncut saddle]

Ham fastest lap