transportation

[ocean rock]

RIP deadmau5 retirement fund

P1 gonna get a quick price cut, knowing how mclaren depreciate

[ocean rock]

Do yall remember when Bernie Ecclestone said that F1 should be more dangerous?

[boreal oak]

here

my beat up MK2 RS2000 with three wheels and no brakes

[empty niche]

so explain

why are you spending 22 hours a day here on discord instead of fixing up that thing

[vestal garnet]

How many kms?

[boreal oak]

Money and classes

[boreal oak]

I think originally it was 1k kms

No idea though

legally it belongs to my dad atm but he plans to pass it down to me

working on fixing it and streaming on twitch more to make money to fix it

I vaccuum and de-dust her every sunday though.

[vestal garnet]

Only 1k km🤔

[boreal oak]

the original owner died so we can't really ask him

my assumption is 1k

also there's a gash in the fender

my dad had a MK1 then sold it then bought this MK2

[vestal garnet]

Oh ok

[boreal oak]

so at the moment my plan is to get large enough on twitch to rake some more money in for the escort

RN we're tryna buy a new fender, brakes and give her a touch up

[vestal garnet]

How much will it gonna cost?

[boreal oak]

I think around 2-3k USD which isn't so bad

the engine is fully intact

No piston or valve replacement needed

[vestal garnet]

Yea,main expense is on the engine

Thats a good thing that engine is fine

[boreal oak]

Getting the engine running is my current goal

Then its brakes

then wheels

then the fender

[analog radish]

[main cosmos]

Oh i posted in a wrong time

[analog radish]

hmm what

[main cosmos]

[ocean rock]

Hell yeah im ready for Funnypig Grand Prix

[loud spade]

Lmfao

Talent doesn't matter in F1, daddy's money does

[main cosmos]

Hahahahah

[kind osprey]

The Artura door handle annoys the shit out of me

that car has beautiful floating lines and the swift design mclaren does so well

[jagged sentinel]

And then the door handle

[kind osprey]

and then boom shitty looking door thing dangling off of it like they got it from a used 90's car

it's like a mole on someones face

you can't stop focusing on it

https://tenor.com/view/austin-powers-mole-big-mole-gif-6138301

[buoyant vigil]

it’s pretty fucking bad

[kind osprey]

It wouldn't be enough to stop me from getting one but damn would I want to rip it off

and fill the hole it makes with ramen and the glue like those videos lmao

[old sedge]

Guys, why did car manufacturers stop building cara with pop-up headlights?

Like the classic NSX has?

[main cosmos]

Because pop-up headlights are considered dangerous

[old sedge]

Really? :o

[main cosmos]

Yes imagine if someone gets hit with a car that has pop-up headlights

[jagged sentinel]

They were also just generally less practical then normal lights

[kind osprey]

Is this a real question lol, other than the funny cult like following they have they are literally useless on every single level

they are dangerous, more components, cause drag

I don't understand why they existed in the first place

[jagged sentinel]

More unnecessary strain on the battery

[jagged sentinel]

Styling

[kind osprey]

The only pop up headlights that make sense are ones like the Lamborghini Miura

They are flush with the car but when needed they poof a little up

they aren't a drag or a pointy safety hazard

they just move up a bit to function

[jagged sentinel]

Huh

I always thought they looked a bit strange

That explains it

[jagged sentinel]

Imo the miura is the ugliest flagship Lambo

[kind osprey]

it's iconic it could be a box and a straw and i'd still love it to death

Older lamborghini's were meant to really be touring cars

and this was the era of the trasition between metal roundness to fiberglass boxiness

[jagged sentinel]

And then Enzo Ferrari happened

[main cosmos]

That is still one of the most beautiful cars ever

[kind osprey]

and the 70's gave an inbetween

[kind osprey]

other way around lol

[jagged sentinel]

I mean, most modern Lamborghinis are luxury cars first and supercars second

[kind osprey]

Enzo was helping alfa in the early 30's before he built even bicycles

He found his passion quick

There are distinct luxury ones and distinct sport ones

sorta like ferrari

but all the luxury ones went away in the early 80's

they never sold well

[jagged sentinel]

I can never keep up with what Ferrari is making tbh

[main cosmos]

Lamborghini makes very good sports cars

They don't focus on luxury more

Perfomanti or something was so good with its aero

[kind osprey]

They got rid of the California so rn it seems they are making two entry level front engine cars, seems kinda saturated imo

because they are around the same price and do the same things

[jagged sentinel]

Isn't the 812 front-engined?

[kind osprey]

yea

that is the flagship stuff

599, f12, 812

[jagged sentinel]

Didn't they discontinue the F12 berlinetta?

[kind osprey]

That was a limited version of it

[jagged sentinel]

Easily my favorite Ferrari of all time

[kind osprey]

but yea the f12 was discontinued after the 812 came out

The f12tdf is super nice

[jagged sentinel]

The F12 berlinetta was what was in all the games and what not, so that's what I always knew it as

[kind osprey]

but they only go up in price

[jagged sentinel]

I'm not sure how I feel about the grille of the F12TDF

I like that of the Berlinetta more

[kind osprey]

The tdf is the super uber special 1 of whatever edition so I would get that if any

[sage roost]

The F12 tdf is one of my favorite ferraris

Or should I say

[jagged sentinel]

Honestly I probably wouldn't get a Ferrari even if I could

[sage roost]

“Modern Ferrari”

Followed by the 812

[kind osprey]

The 488 pista is my favorite styling wise for modern ferraris like 2010 to now

If only they weren't like $600,000 now

limited Ferrari's outperform trading gurus by just existing

[sage roost]

Did they discontinue 488 models?

[main cosmos]

Ferrari 819

[kind osprey]

I'm not completely sure but technically they'd have to because the f8 is the 488's successor

I think they are in the transition of doing so

[jagged sentinel]

I don't really like the front end of the 812 much

[sage roost]

Me neither

But the rear end

[jagged sentinel]

The rear end is damn fine

[kind osprey]

Here's the Stallone version

This is what they based the itali gto off of basically

[jagged sentinel]

That's better

[kind osprey]

My dad had clients who had mansory cars, and they all told him that anything you give to mansory expect it to be double the price at least when it comes out.

[buoyant vigil]

homies 🗿

[kind osprey]

So the stallone is probably like $900,000 the one in that photo

[buoyant vigil]

2.5x minimum usually

[kind osprey]

forged carbon fiber looks like glossy countertop with baby fingerprints

change my mind

[jagged sentinel]

It's a shame ferrari is so sensitive about visual modifications of their cars

[kind osprey]

Not necessarily sensitive, they just want to make sure nobody is voiding copyright

if you are referring to the deadmau5 thing

[jagged sentinel]

I'm mostly referring to in video games

[buoyant vigil]

anything under 2x from them means you only got them to change lugnuts

[kind osprey]

lol

Yea the front bumper on the 720 is like $26,000

[buoyant vigil]

forged carbon usually does look pretty bad

[kind osprey]

I didn't know they made a convertible

[jagged sentinel]

They didn't return their cars to need for speed because allegedly they didn't like seeing their cars changed with aftermarket mods

Isn't that technically a targa?

[kind osprey]

Sounds like something Toyota would also do

i'm glad the supra is back in fh4

[jagged sentinel]

Did it for a different reason

They didn't like their cars having something to do with street racing

[kind osprey]

idiots

[jagged sentinel]

Something about their cars promoting it or some such BS

[kind osprey]

They are racing my cars in a video game, it is causing violence pull the plug

[jagged sentinel]

They were fine with GT

Since that's all sanctioned street racing

[kind osprey]

If they don't put the is300 in the video game i'll just speed in the real life one and send the video to Toyota

[jagged sentinel]

I'm more disappointed Lexus didn't return then Toyota did

[kind osprey]

The lfa at least hopped in

the isf aswell, I like that one

[jagged sentinel]

I want the LFA in need for speed

I'd buy it so quickly

I wonder what's going to happen to the customization aspect of NFS

[kind osprey]

i never enjoyed need for speed, it's more like a dave and busters game than anything realistic so i never got any satisfaction out of it.

[jagged sentinel]

Since the main guy who designed the body kits and what not left EA

[sage roost]

And they removed Toyota’s from forza motorsport

It has nothing to do with street racing

[jagged sentinel]

Which is what perplexes me

I can understand their withdraw from NFS somewhat

But why Forza

[ember plover]

I took the blocks out the back

And put a lift on the front

[jagged sentinel]

Visibility 100

[hybrid elbow]

woahhhh

nice car bruv

[hybrid elbow]

dont care if you mind but im gonna steal this one

[barren hawk]

hooters always got the heat

literally the next day

[hybrid elbow]

thats a nice 570s right there

[barren hawk]

yez

[old sedge]

I like the one on the left side of the observer.

[buoyant vigil]

fucking hooters lmao

[sharp portal]

sadasdasdsad

POGUUUUU

[kind osprey]

The two things that make life, fast cars, and big bahoongus

I see this combination as an absolute win

[buoyant vigil]

[barren hawk]

[hybrid charm]

Damn I’m jelly I haven’t been to a car meet in a minute

PIG 🐽

[jagged sentinel]

@gray linden

[gray linden]

That Bugatti will go to the left

Old , F1 , and future

This is for the entrance plaza

Thank you soooooo much 😭

[jagged sentinel]

I dunno where you're gonna get a 3D model for it though

Here's the Lamborghini Sían, the other car I mentioned

[gray linden]

Awesome

[jagged sentinel]

I think the Bolide is more futuristic though

Are the models just for show

Or are you gonna put a description for each of them

[gray linden]

I got the model for the Bugatti

[jagged sentinel]

The Bolide?

[gray linden]

yes

[jagged sentinel]

That was quick

[gray linden]

Thank you 💘😌

[jagged sentinel]

Np

Are the models just for show @gray linden

Or is there gonna be a description for each car

[gray linden]

Show 😀

Me doing a car experience centre for my architectural thesis

[jagged sentinel]

Ah

[buoyant vigil]

sian kinda cute

[jagged sentinel]

I'm not sure how I feel about the Sían

[gray linden]

@jagged sentinel

[jagged sentinel]

Nice

[buoyant vigil]

all of the specs are shit except that one

[gray linden]

Thanks 😊

My poor pc gonna explode😭😭😭

That's just the entrance plaza..still showroom, race track, off road courses, expo hall, car museum, food court , arcade, shopping area left

Go kart too

[jagged sentinel]

Dayum

[placid spruce]

I have some questions about viability of upgrades to a car

Specifically a mustang, that's a daily driver, that doesn't have a garage to lockup in

[sharp lotus]

2021 Hyundai Pony Concept

[narrow thistle]

kinda cute

but nice asf too

i like it

a lot tbh

[solid bramble]

why do you call cars cute?

isn't that a term typically reserved for humans/animals?

[proper elbow]

no

Anything can be cute

[narrow thistle]

ok

[barren hawk]

[ember apex]

@barren thorn #ps4｜other-lfg

[gilded kelp]

Wagon?

[kind osprey]

not bad

if you are into them

[gilded kelp]

Wagons are hot but i dont think a 200k+ mile car is gonna do me too good

BUT

[analog radish]

yah

[gilded kelp]

This one apparently only needs front strut braces

[analog radish]

big brain time

[dire shard]

csr2(or 3? how many csrs are we on now) has a model of the bolide

mobile game models are generally not good, but hey, if your standards are low and you're desperate enough to make garbage

you can use csr's bolide model

[ashen carbon]

Well technically you only need 3 things to be in F1:

1. A Super License (no getting around grinding for that, I'm afraid)
2. A broke team
3. A very rich dad who spoils you silly

Take Lance Stroll, remove his talent, add in a bunch of undesirable traits, and you get Mazepin.

Speaking of Stroll, can't wait to see him effortlessly whoop Vettel's ass again this week

[buoyant vigil]

senna homies

[analog radish]

senna gtr

[buoyant vigil]

🗿

[analog radish]

wdym

[buoyant vigil]

it’s got the best rear windshield also

[mint plank]

@broken token 🌶️

[broken token]

🥵

:PeepoHeart:

hmmm

this is sus

[mint plank]

one of the rarest muscle cars in the world

hemi cuda convertible '71 street power four speed manual had 3 made

thats just the street power hemi convertible

not as rare, but still only like 20 made

[broken token]

that's epic

What is wrong with emotes

[mint plank]

[broken token]

No emotes from other servers, hmmm

[ashen carbon]

We don't have a :POGGERS: on this server and you don't have Nitro

[broken token]

Right, my nitro just expired

[mint plank]

@ashen carbon rate the car 🥺

[broken token]

coolio

[analog radish]

parking problems

[analog radish]

hmm

[buoyant vigil]

nah the camera is good enough for that

[mint plank]

beautiful car

[analog radish]

i thought it was removed to save weight

a track car doesnt need a rear view camera does it

[mint plank]

hardtop version also @broken token

[broken token]

[analog radish]

also @buoyant vigil from where are u getting these pics

i remember you sending a pic of omar's pfp in a chiron hud

[analog radish]

ah

[buoyant vigil]

Omar’s garage

[analog radish]

fr

lol

[buoyant vigil]

Not sure exactly what ive sent here but it’s either from thermal, a friends car or mine. I believe I’ve only sent a few from thermal though

these are from thermal 🗿

[analog radish]

is that the Senna Shooting brake ?

[buoyant vigil]

same senna but it was just for typical thermal shit

[analog radish]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dgzKW8EKMc

@loud spade

@proper elbow

[dry sage]

M4 Competition

Honestly, the grille isn't that bad... is it?

[ocean rock]

They better have ram cold air intake or im out

[loud spade]

I’m not against the grill, but the older model definitely looks better

[hybrid charm]

They look better in person

I think blacked out looks best tho

[hybrid charm]

that grille is pretty ugly

i'd prefer to not have a little split down the middle

[hybrid charm]

I prefer the older ones too no doubt but I still think it looks good, I my self have an e90

[main cosmos]

Looks like my washing machine

[analog radish]

lol

[ocean rock]

bUt StRoLl DoEsNt HaVe sKiLl

DaDdY HoLd ThE sEaT fOr HiM

[ashen carbon]

Well, Daddy did hold the seat for him, but at least he's a consistent scorer these days.

[ocean rock]

exactly

Its not like he's going to yeet it to the wall every damn day

he brought the car home and usually with some points too

If the car wasnt a piece of shit, but hey

[ashen carbon]

You know, for all the Mazepin drama, I think I've come to enjoy having him on the track.

To satisfy my morbid curiosity of the possibilities of the "worst driver on the roster + worst car on the grid" dream combo.

[ocean rock]

not everyone can pull an Alonso.

[uncut saddle]

It's fantastic

Another sub section of spectacle

And yea

Stroll is just better than Vettel

Vettel should call it a day and enjoy retirement

Damn

Russell just slamming his Williams into p3

[uncut saddle]

Oh sweet, Ilott is on track for alfa

[loud spade]

Ilott beating Mazepin

[uncut saddle]

Well

Cut mazepin some slack

He's driving a Haas

[ocean rock]

Is haas going to get any significant aero upgrades

[loud spade]

Nothing at all

They're done for this year

I swear everytime I see an onboard of Mazepin my brain creates an illusion of him spinning and going into the wall

[terse axle]

mazespin

[loud spade]

I can't help it

[uncut saddle]

Honestly it's usually not even an illusion

[loud spade]

It's either the Haas is really unstable that I always see it on the verge of spinning, or I'm just blind

[ashen carbon]

True.

No excuse for Mick running circles around him in another Haas though.

[uncut saddle]

Also true

[buoyant vigil]

it is 😳

[ocean rock]

@uncut saddle @ashen carbon imagine kimi back to mclaren 😳

and then ferrari again, and then Renault

[loud spade]

Except Renault has been reduced to atoms

I'm really interested in Porsche joining F1 in 2023

[subtle vector]

@tardy void what?

[loud spade]

Even if it's just as an engine supplier
I wonder if Aston Martin would be interested, in case they develop their own car and chassis to fit the requirements instead of copying Mercedes like

[sage roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/380632300993642507/837659888577544242/image1.jpg

Ever seen something so overkill before

[ember apex]

holy shit

thinks he picks up ladies in that

because its definitely a he

[barren hawk]

oh my

[sage roost]

That turbo alone could be bigger than the engine

[barren hawk]

[jagged sentinel]

There's no way a stock block could handle that much boost

[loud spade]

Don't tell me the side doesn't remind you of Alpine

[sage roost]

It does kinda

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/380632300993642507/836410046434902026/20210427_101308.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/380632300993642507/836410047101534218/20210427_101304.jpg

Barra swapped patrol

[loud spade]

Ayyy

Love those

Do you live in SA by any chance?

[sage roost]

No

But close

[loud spade]

Then it has to be UAE

The two best at modifying Patrols

[ocean rock]

https://youtu.be/1qrJ64svK9A

[loud spade]

Alonso’s the 🐐

I was surprised by Alpine this time, they did decent in FP3

The fact that last year’s lap times were around 16-17 and now we can barely do low 18 shows how much slower this season’s cars are

[main cosmos]

Indeed

[loud spade]

Did you hear Charles radio after Mazepin spun in front of him?

He went "They’re doing it on purpose"

[main cosmos]

At this point, I might believe him

[uncut saddle]

Big oof for Ricciardo

[terse axle]

did he crash

[uncut saddle]

Starting p16

Didn't even make it through q1

[solar talon]

ye what a shame

russell outqualifies ricciardo

what timeline is this

[ashen carbon]

Oh what is this? Vettel finally beating Stroll in something?

[solar talon]

[main cosmos]

lets see how alonso gonna do

[uncut saddle]

How the fuck is Ocon in p4

And how is Hamilton half a second quicker than his teammate

[main cosmos]

because that's Hamilton

[uncut saddle]

[main cosmos]

not like bottas is bad

[uncut saddle]

Russell in q2 tho

Now to not crash into Bottas again during the race

[ashen carbon]

More like how is Hamilton only 0.5s quicker than his teammate

[uncut saddle]

The RB's struggling tho

[ashen carbon]

Let's not forget his teammate raced with a fucking Williams in the last race

[main cosmos]

lmao

[ashen carbon]

oof Russell

[main cosmos]

💩

[delicate grotto]

@hollow cobalt @jagged sentinel @gilded kelp my friend pulled up in his new Beetle the other day

[hollow cobalt]

Woah that Beetle

[ocean rock]

MAZEPIN HALF A SECOND SLOWER THAN MICK

Holy shit

Dudes catchin up!

Still shit

But catchin up

[terse axle]

brrrrrrt

[loud spade]

Portuguese GP is a love-hate relationship change my mind

[gilded kelp]

Wow thats a beauty

[loud spade]

It’s a really nice track but the low grip just makes it meh

[main cosmos]

And wind

[loud spade]

Wind doesn’t go well with RBs

[hybrid charm]

wind doesnt go well with anything

except wind turbines

[hybrid charm]

Waste of a chevelle

[kind osprey]

It could have been just a shitty rusted shell of one that they restored

usually art exhibits like that don't use perfectly running mint condition cars

[hybrid charm]

It was not rusted tho frame looked perfect

I’m sure it wasn’t running tho you’re right

[kind osprey]

Some rich dude has a Pagani zonda as a wall divider between I think one of their dining rooms and sitting area.

but in reality

it's just the carbon fiber body

[sage roost]

There was an art exhibit I went to

[kind osprey]

with a few of the components

[sage roost]

They used a beetle in mint condition

And covered it in flowers

[sage roost]

It was one of the 70s beetles

[kind osprey]

They made tens of millions of beetles, and just because it is mint condition when it is showcased doesn't ever usually mean it was when they started the project

a lot of these cars for thses art things are restored

[sage roost]

Even if that’s just a carbon fiber body, that called me poor in 300 different ways

[kind osprey]

or franenstein'd with newer aftermarket parts

Just the body of that car, my guess is $450,000

$450,000 in material but getting it in the house, shipping installing planning I bet it was over a million to do

[hybrid charm]

I want that wall art lol

[kind osprey]

The billionaire who commissioned that took the phrase "wall art" to heart lol

[sage roost]

Saw this the other day

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/380632300993642507/836994910359781396/image0.png

[terse axle]

thats a ford deluxe coupe right

[kind osprey]

"add some wall art" hangs a painting
"add some wall art" adds art that is a wall

[sage roost]

I have no idea lol

[kind osprey]

yea like the mid 30's is my guess

[terse axle]

sike

not a ford deluxe

i was wrong

[kind osprey]

The only cars I can differentiate from before world war two are Bugatti's, Duesenburgs, Corgs, Aurburns, and a model T

maybe in rare cases Cadillac's when they were actual luxury cars

back in the 20's

It is probably why I love The Great Gatsby movie so much, all the main character cars were Duesenburgs and Auburn's

[dry sage]

Snatched those from Twitter.

[dry sage]

Is that a Zonda?

[jagged sentinel]

I think it's a Huayra

[terse axle]

its a zonda

or just the carbon fiver body

still expensive

and a flex

[jagged sentinel]

Front end shape through me off a bit

[kind osprey]

Zonda r

[burnt iron]

Say a pagani huyra the other day but I can’t seem to post a photo of it

[dry sage]

Was gonna guess the R, or one of the Evo variants.

AbFlug Bodykit Dodge Viper by Khyzyl Saleem

[dire shard]

abflug

that front end looks very similar to the abflug supra

[dry sage]

Same with the side profile.

Well, the doors at least.

[hybrid charm]

are evo 9s good cars?

[heady swift]

yeah they're nice

but people generally prefer 4-6 and the 10

10 is objectively the best and 4-6 have proper rally heritage

6.5 (tme) being the most collectable

[hybrid charm]

imo the 7-9 are the prettiest

[heady swift]

yeah they're really nice

especially the wagon

[blissful lagoon]

Definitely not the worse thing ever, i really like the rear except the window louvers

[ashen carbon]

FP3, Mazepin drove off bounds on his first real lap

[analog radish]

lol

[uncut saddle]

"Well I think the race should be the race and we shouldn't have another race that is not supposed to be called a race but is a race trying to threaten the race"
-Vettel on sprint races

[astral lion]

Nissan gtr premium and other one?

[ocean rock]

I agree

Back to back race week per circuit now

If they want more race, do that

[strong saddle]

not 100% car related, but remember when Elon musk wanted to make commercial space flight

https://youtu.be/43TmnIaL3n4

[loud spade]

What are you guys' predictions for today's race?

[terse axle]

red flag

race aborted

nobody wins

[loud spade]

I was about to say red flag

Ver crash

And Bottas win

[terse axle]

verstappen and hamilton crash at the front out of turn 4

[uncut saddle]

I feel like the drama is going to be in the midfield

[terse axle]

everyone crashes into them

huge pileup

red flag

[loud spade]

I want to see a Ricciardo comeback

[terse axle]

everyone loses

[uncut saddle]

Norris is going to perform well

[loud spade]

It's getting really rough for McLaren with both Ferrari and Alpine being pretty decent

[vocal tide]

oh this is a thing

yay

[loud spade]

Midfield will be interesting

[uncut saddle]

But

The real question

[loud spade]

[uncut saddle]

Mazespin today?

[vocal tide]

how many Mazespins?

[loud spade]

Ahahaha knew it

[vocal tide]

yes

[uncut saddle]

[vocal tide]

30km/h gusts

it's Portugal in the mountains

[loud spade]

He'll probably take a shower in the gravel

[uncut saddle]

Will Yuki make it through the race unscathed?

[vocal tide]

looks really warm in the TV, feels really cold outside

some clouds here in Lisbon so I'm keeping my fingers up

[loud spade]

He didn't seem too comfortable in FP3 and Quali

It's quite a tricky track, you have to be really careful on the throttle

Oooo you live in Portugal

[vocal tide]

Gotta watch my home race

[main cosmos]

A lot of yellow flags and safety cars

[ashen carbon]

Betting pool:
🟨 Mazespin
🟨 Mick has another accident but still laps Mazepin
🟦 drama
🟥💥
Vettel gets fucked by pit strategy again
Mercedes fucks up pit stop again
🏁 HAM-BOT-VER
🇼 Russell misses the point again

[dry sage]

Shit I just realized it's not on Free TV.

What do I do?

[ashen carbon]

It's not too late to set sail ☠️

[dry sage]

Aye, but where we be sailin, cap'n?

[ashen carbon]

The Seas of Google

[dry sage]

Well I think I found something.

Let's see how long it takes until it's down.

[uncut saddle]

Still surprised to see Russell in p11

[dry sage]

I hope Max can steal it again.

[uncut saddle]

My hopes aren't too high

Definitely not the smoothest weekend for RB so far

[vocal tide]

Remember last year

Sainz P1 after L2

[dry sage]

I might be a bit behind. Not sure.

They're on the formation lap.

[ashen carbon]

Yeah, my stream is about a min off

[dry sage]

The only thing I fear is that they use Bottas as a meat shield again.

They're on the grid again.

Lights out in a few seconds.

AND

HERE

WE

Go

Oh fuck off, the video is gone. Sound only. lol

[terse axle]

[vocal tide]

[terse axle]

blind person simulator

[ashen carbon]

Kimi lost front wing

[uncut saddle]

Lap 2 safety car

[dry sage]

Max?

[uncut saddle]

Still 3

[dry sage]

And Lewis?

[vocal tide]

P2

[uncut saddle]

2

[vocal tide]

Kimi got "taken out"

[swift galleon]

looks like more mercedes domination

[dry sage]

Max, stay close ISTG.

[uncut saddle]

My guy the race just started

[ashen carbon]

Alfa teamkill from the looks of it

[uncut saddle]

Oof kimi hit Gio

[dry sage]

Yes, and they usually pull away early.

[vocal tide]

Alfa Civil War

[main cosmos]

Kimi drunk again

[vocal tide]

No more soft tyre domination

[main cosmos]

We know merc usually struggles with medium at the start

[vocal tide]

jesus that succ (say: slipstream)

[dry sage]

All I can find is some track analytics.

The rest is behind some shady hosts that it won't let me access.

[uncut saddle]

[ashen carbon]

Bottas complained about hot rear brakes 🔥

[dry sage]

Max faster in S1?

[uncut saddle]

Hard to say

They had 1 lap

[uncut saddle]

Already?

[dry sage]

I'm just watching analytics.

[dry sage]

You sure that's not Aston Martin?

[uncut saddle]

Not the first time Bottas has issues with brake temp

[vocal tide]

Time to create Bottas & brakes memes

[uncut saddle]

Jesus

Lewis was asleep during restart

[ashen carbon]

ikr

[dry sage]

Lewis has brake issues, too?

I still got sound, I heard radio.

[uncut saddle]

Said something about brake temp

[dry sage]

[uncut saddle]

Doesn't mean anything tho

It's Mercedes

[vocal tide]

Sainz fucked up restart

[ashen carbon]

Mazepin racing god confirmed

[uncut saddle]

Lmao

[dry sage]

I mean, brake temp + tire = hotter tires (?)

[vocal tide]

Mazespin last

[dry sage]

P2 MAX

?

[uncut saddle]

Ye

[main cosmos]

"Later boi"

[vocal tide]

The heli shots are really beautiful

[uncut saddle]

Oh definitely

Lewis back into p2

[dry sage]

[vocal tide]

hambotver?

[uncut saddle]

"I'm a sitting duck on the straight" Max

[vocal tide]

Max got mugged off

[ashen carbon]

Need some mid-field coverage 💤

[uncut saddle]

No fuck you

continues showing Hamilton vs Bottas

[dry sage]

Okay I'm deffo way behind.

[main cosmos]

Bottas is doing great today

[loud spade]

Finally

They show the midfield

[uncut saddle]

Ric doing great too

[loud spade]

6 places up already

[dry sage]

What lap of how many?

[uncut saddle]

And once again it's top 3 driving off into the distance

[dry sage]

And what's Max's situation?

[uncut saddle]

Lap 19/66

P3

[dry sage]

Close or too far away?

[vocal tide]

not close enough

[uncut saddle]

Just out of reach

[ashen carbon]

You mean Red Bull is supposed to have two cars?

[uncut saddle]

Ham p1

How surprising

[ashen carbon]

Nice outside overtake though

[vocal tide]

embrace it

[uncut saddle]

Max closer now tho

[dry sage]

[uncut saddle]

"Tyres are pretty shot" Ham

[dry sage]

Ah shit, Lewis P1 again?

[uncut saddle]

Damn you're way behind lmao

[vocal tide]

HAMBOTVER (actual positions)

[loud spade]

That's what she said

[dry sage]

Told you.

[uncut saddle]

[loud spade]

Ferrari pit

[dry sage]

German Free TV will only stream 4 races.

Due to some contract shenanigans with Sky.

[loud spade]

2.2 second pit from Ferrari

Haven't seen that on some time from them

[ashen carbon]

2.2 Ferrari pit 🐎

[uncut saddle]

Zoomin

[vocal tide]

Ferrari in 2021: We are not Ferrari

[uncut saddle]

Vettel 3.3 pit

[ocean rock]

Vettel and good pit

name a much rarer combination, ill wait

[vocal tide]

VER and WDC

[uncut saddle]

Max only half a second behind bottas

Nvm he just fell back again

[vocal tide]

Red Bull just crumbles on main streaight

[ashen carbon]

Once again Lewis complains about tire wear and continued to run like it isn't a problem

[uncut saddle]

Even with DRS he's struggling to keep up with Bottas

[ashen carbon]

Yeah

[uncut saddle]

You expected something different?

The king of complaints strikes once again

[ashen carbon]

Engineer to Max: "You got the pace"

Not said: Max needing DRS to not get thrown off on the main straight, instead of using DRS to overtake

[uncut saddle]

RB was so strong in the previous races when it comes to top speed

Jesus christ Max really just doesn't have enough power

[dry sage]

What happened though?

Like where did it go?

[vocal tide]

Max can't get pass Bottas

[uncut saddle]

"Third gear lagging" VER

[dry sage]

Obviously.

[uncut saddle]

Williams lost all their pace

Damn

[vocal tide]

Did williams pit?

[uncut saddle]

Yea they did

Both on hard now

[ashen carbon]

Latifi passed Russell

[uncut saddle]

Naturally ham fastest lap

[main cosmos]

he only needs like 5 laps

[uncut saddle]

Stroll been driving on softs for 31 laps already tho

[main cosmos]

wtf

they are probably very bad now

[ashen carbon]

Max lost main straight DRS

[uncut saddle]

Yea it's over

Ham another fastest lap

[vocal tide]

top 3 decided

[uncut saddle]

I swear, the more he complains about his tyres, the faster he goes

[vocal tide]

time to watch midfield

[uncut saddle]

Ocon reaching 336 with DRS

Max pit

2.3

On hard

[main cosmos]

u spoiling

[uncut saddle]

I always do

[main cosmos]

stop it

[ocean rock]

bottas being told to push

[vocal tide]

threat him with hambotver

[uncut saddle]

NO

That's cruel

But I'll shut my mouth

[ashen carbon]

Bottas got bullied with fresh hards

[dry sage]

Ham pitting...

Pit crew, pls fuck up

[ashen carbon]

2.5

[main cosmos]

3.3 for bot 2.5 for ham

dude

[ashen carbon]

Very good pit for Mercedes

[vocal tide]

if Nito doesn't say anything

no fuck ups

Stroll pitted

in lap 40

[ashen carbon]

Prediction:
Vettel finally finishes ahead of Stroll.... but out of points

[uncut saddle]

Mazepin 15 seconds behind Schumacher

Ric 4.8 pit

[ashen carbon]

RIP McLaren 4.8s pit

[loud spade]

Maaan

[uncut saddle]

Bottas fastest lap now

Perez is still going...

The tyre whisperer

[ocean rock]

Perez to mclaren again when?

i want a redemption arc

[dry sage]

Is Bottas catching up?

[uncut saddle]

Somewhat

[dry sage]

Fuck off.

[uncut saddle]

I mean

It's Mercedes

What did you expect?

[dry sage]

I'm expecting fraud at this point.

Imola seemed fine.

[uncut saddle]

Red bull is just seriously lacking top speed for some reason

[vocal tide]

Ferrari USA 2019?

[uncut saddle]

Perez still going

His meds are like, 50 laps old

[vocal tide]

Plan A+10

[main cosmos]

maybe they forgot

[uncut saddle]

Fucking hell Mazepin

Blocked Perez

Jesus fucking christ

[dry sage]

COME ON SPIN PLS

[uncut saddle]

Just park your rear into a wall already

[main cosmos]

he almost done another disaster

[uncut saddle]

He's a whole minute behind Schumacher

A whole minute

[dry sage]

Come on, block him.

Cock.

[ashen carbon]

Mick is fighting Latifi in that deathtrap of his

[ocean rock]

i wanna say something about mazepin but i know its filtered and matt gonna mute me for 3 houts

[uncut saddle]

[ashen carbon]

[vocal tide]

[uncut saddle]

Oh wait Mazepin had 2 pits

What??? When??? Why???

[vocal tide]

can't even keep his tyres properly

[main cosmos]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[vocal tide]

or a team effort to stop him spinning

[ocean rock]

perez gonna get DSQ'd if he didnt pit right?

[uncut saddle]

[vocal tide]

yes, DSQ if no pit

[main cosmos]

maybe he wanna return wth soft

[uncut saddle]

Perez and Mazespin under investigation

Good

[ashen carbon]

But what can you do to Mazepin anyway

[ocean rock]

nothing to do when he's already dead last

[uncut saddle]

They'll figure something out lmao

[dry sage]

Penalty points on his license?

[ocean rock]

1 for every violation

[main cosmos]

that sounds a lot

[ocean rock]

so 1/12 now

[uncut saddle]

1 for every spin

[ashen carbon]

Only thing that will do anything, but good luck making that amount to anything in the end

[uncut saddle]

They'll probably give him a 5 second penalty and call it a day

[main cosmos]

they can tell him to hit a fence

[uncut saddle]

And that's Ham p1

[vocal tide]

People Mazepin pissed off:

Italian Jesus
Inoffensive Canadian
Perez

[ocean rock]

thanks RB

[dry sage]

Sometimes I still wish, Ham would just crash into a wall. No recovery.

And not for his car either.

[uncut saddle]

Lmao Lewis whining about blue flags when he was overtaking Perez

He's in front of you

[vocal tide]

lmao

"you are racing him"

[uncut saddle]

Idiot

Oh ffs

5 second penalty for mazepin

Told ya

Mans is already a minute behind his teammate

[main cosmos]

yeah as i said soft

[uncut saddle]

Fucking hell

[dry sage]

Tsunoda, block him.

[uncut saddle]

You can pull off so much shit when you don't care about time penalties

[main cosmos]

tsu is good

[dry sage]

I'm worried about Max.

[uncut saddle]

Don't be

[main cosmos]

yeah bottas is creeping

[vocal tide]

Bottas will be P2

[uncut saddle]

He'll just climb back into his p3 manhole

[vocal tide]

DRS+mercedes= Red bull statue

[uncut saddle]

Hambotver

[main cosmos]

redbull has no straight speed

[uncut saddle]

Suddenly

They had great speed in the previous races

[main cosmos]

maybe cus merc became faster

[dry sage]

What if Merc just increased their speed?

[uncut saddle]

Wouldn't even be surprised

[dry sage]

Yeah, maybe everyone's slower because they're faster.

Honestly, I hate unrolling that carpet again. But I swear Merc is either faking numbers.

[uncut saddle]

"Your pace is strong" VER

[dry sage]

Or they're cheating in another way.

[uncut saddle]

Bottas falling back quickly now

Suppose it's traffic

Bottas losing power

[dry sage]

Eyes on Lewis.

[ashen carbon]

lol Bottas

[dry sage]

Gimme that last lap DNF.

[vocal tide]

Engine kaboom?

[uncut saddle]

Tbc

[vocal tide]

jesus

4.8s

[uncut saddle]

Looks like it's back somewhat

Perez on softs might have a shot at third now

If bottas keeps having these issues

[vocal tide]

Remember, BOT always suffers for technical issues

[ashen carbon]

Exhaust sensor error

[dry sage]

BOT having issues gives me hopes for HAM having issues.

[ashen carbon]

Seems fixed?

[uncut saddle]

Damn the turn 1 overtakes look great

[vocal tide]

don't be optimistic, you can't touch #blessed

[uncut saddle]

Feeling blessed🙏 🙏

Big thanks to everyone in the factory

Couldn't have done it without you

Damn Alonso doing great too

[main cosmos]

finally

[uncut saddle]

Alpine p7+8

[vocal tide]

can't see Per getting P3 now

[ashen carbon]

Alonso

[uncut saddle]

Alonso really starting to get comfortable again

[ashen carbon]

Mick actually fighting someone

in that Haas.

[uncut saddle]

Meanwhile his teammate is cruising behind

Mick is doing a fantastic job

[ashen carbon]

Mick got screwed by blue flag

[uncut saddle]

"Feels like I'm slow on the straights" Bottas

[ashen carbon]

How to Mercedes:

HAM: Complain about everything, and everything will turn out just fine
BOT: Complain about everything, and everything will turn out bad
Pit crew: Do we fuck up today? Find out: 🎰🎲

[uncut saddle]

[ashen carbon]

Also what the hell, Stroll passed Vettel

[uncut saddle]

Yea we're not going to talk about that

Poor man

[ashen carbon]

Mick having a chance to fight Latifi again

[dry sage]

5 laps left, only traffic can save us.

[uncut saddle]

Mick definitely still pushing Latifi

MICK PASSED LATIFI

Latifi locked up

[ashen carbon]

[uncut saddle]

Mazepin 2 laps behind

[ashen carbon]

tfw the most exciting part of this GP is the fight for P17

[vocal tide]

not even a spin

[main cosmos]

indeed

[uncut saddle]

Bottas box

[main cosmos]

ffs

[dry sage]

Any more traffic for Lewis?

[main cosmos]

spoiling

[uncut saddle]

I'M SORRY

[ashen carbon]

Mick pulling away from Latifi too

[uncut saddle]

Give this man a seat in a better team

Max pit

1.9

[ashen carbon]

Trying to fight best lap point

[dry sage]

Imagine last lap DNF

[uncut saddle]

Don't

Just

Don't

Lmao top 4 going for fastest lap

[main cosmos]

ham is just vibing now

[uncut saddle]

Oh shame

[ashen carbon]

HAM: lol no

[uncut saddle]

Fuck

Bottas fastest lap

C'mon max

Purple in s1

[dry sage]

Shit race.

[uncut saddle]

Yea

[vocal tide]

Clean race in nutshell

[uncut saddle]

YES

Max fastest lap

Last minute

[ashen carbon]

The race is so shit, P2-4 are all trying for best lap

[vocal tide]

remember next week

s🅱️ain

this is a warmup

[dry sage]

Y'know what would make this race interesting?

[uncut saddle]

A lack of mercedes

[dry sage]

A proper crash for Lewis. Not that wet fart of Imola.

I'm thinking 1994 Imola.

[uncut saddle]

Lewis was saved by the red flag tho

That slight crash would've been the end of it

[dry sage]

I'd rather not have him be saved by anything.

[vocal tide]

#blessed

[dry sage]

One crash. And it's over.

[uncut saddle]

🙏 🙏 🙏

[main cosmos]

meawhile mazepin still hasnt finished

[uncut saddle]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Max time deleted

Track limits

[main cosmos]

whatttttt

ohhhh

[vocal tide]

FIA strikes again

[dry sage]

Alright, I'm dropping the formalities.

Sorry Mods.

I want Lewis Hamilton to die in a crash.

[uncut saddle]

Jesus

[dry sage]

There, I'm sick of it.

[vocal tide]

mute this guy

for formalities

[uncut saddle]

That's uh

Damn

[ashen carbon]

Race highlights:

• Podium "fight" is less fun than watching paint dry
• Alonso
• Mick
• Vettel

[vocal tide]

Sainz also went backwards

[dry sage]

I'm just tired. Guy's been handed every win by some BS luck.

[uncut saddle]

Mick vs Latifi highlight of the race

[dry sage]

Or cheating at best.

[main cosmos]

Alonso did a great comeback

[uncut saddle]

Max time delete is some infuriating shit

[vocal tide]

Also this race illustrates overtaking doesn't make exciting races

no side by side battles

[ashen carbon]

The really bad thing is that Lewis clearly does not need handouts, and yet he keeps being handed them

[uncut saddle]

Holy shit FIA can suck it

[ocean rock]

Im also tired that you cant call skill as luck but fair.

[ashen carbon]

I watched MotoGP earlier today and it was 10 times as exciting as this farce of a GP.

[uncut saddle]

Turn 14 doesn't even have enforced track limits

[ocean rock]

^

[ocean rock]

rip quartaro

kekw

[main cosmos]

max is right they check limits in qualifying and overtakes

why deleting his time now

[uncut saddle]

Because fuck Verstappen

[dry sage]

Ah yes, casually boosting your engine because Imola showed that the WDC was at stake.

[ocean rock]

[dry sage]

Pretty sure there's no scheme.

[ocean rock]

Take that tinfoil off, its been known that merc is still fastest

No matter what insta says about the "HP figures"

[dry sage]

Well, maybe that gives me hope for what I said if you scroll up.

[ocean rock]

And?

Also, thanks for reminding me to scroll up

[ocean rock]

Nice fucking hypocrisy.

"i dont want that happen again"

• imola

Literally 1 race later

Here we go

👏

Wow

[uncut saddle]

Ah apparently they added the turn 14 limits this fucking morning

[vocal tide]

[main cosmos]

[uncut saddle]

Because fuck you

[main cosmos]

u should rename yourself to turn 14

[ashen carbon]

💤

0/10, need some NASCAR-like crashes.

[swift galleon]

who won?

[vocal tide]

HAM VER BOT

BOT Fastest lap

[dry sage]

The fraud.