gta-media

[errant osprey]

Arrested for being a shofer

[hazy hull]

@magic onyx

this is rapid fire

bruh what the fuck

[magic onyx]

sheesh, thats what that is

[wooden pebble]

how in the........a dude who whon 1 round got more money than us 2 ronuds

[lethal birch]

didn't even know police could enter your car

[hazy hull]

pretty sure that cop needed a vehicle to pursue a suspect

so he got in

but then the game considered Luke to be stealing cop's car

so he got a wanted level

[wooden pebble]

[lethal birch]

unlucky

[blazing ruin]

Are you okay? He didn't

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-my-eyes-cant-unsee-burn-gif-7225082

[magic onyx]

one garage down, 4 more to go

[wooden pebble]

where are all my ammo brah

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/J-fXTRHApRc

How could this Video got 21 million views

[junior ivy]

happens to me a lot, there’s no way to fix it unfortunately

but it happens a lot when transferring from an invite only session to a public session and starting up some missions.

Happens a lot with Agency and DCH

[lethal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/timthetatman-peace-out-vanish-disappear-twitch-gif-17242247

so dk you have to re purchase your ammo?

do*

[junior ivy]

yeah but that’s actually hella expensive and it shouldn’t be happening

happens to my special ammo types all the time

[lethal birch]

thats like 150k+

jeez

[errant osprey]

I had a glitched cop that got in my car and wouldn't get out and made me immune to a wanted level as well

[celest spade]

It was a hazardous material from a stupid mission or some shit. I have that too, which can't be hidden.

[golden berry]

That's not a payphone hit it's an "average gta online session" cliche

[abstract cipher]

fake, there arent flying submarines and explosions everywhere and whales piled on top of each other

[golden berry]

Tbf only time i saw hackers was when i played with friends in the us region

[abstract cipher]

modders in every region

[golden berry]

Barely saw any in europe

[celest spade]

Probably they are undercover

[lethal birch]

same i've just been encountering alot of sweaty players

[golden berry]

Still better than aggressive toward other cause they want to be a god

[abstract cipher]

better than modders

cus if they cant win the have to rely on the ol' reliable crash

[wooden pebble]

kek

[celest spade]

[wooden pebble]

man my recom be messed up man

[gleaming spear]

[wooden pebble]

yee r* posted something at1:49

not 1:50...1:49

the time i mean

[golden berry]

Yes new dlc we buy new t20 with hydraulic

[wooden pebble]

i mean,.........

according to my theory a movie stuff is very plasible

[charred maple]

Old news is old.

Rockstar Insider is two weeks late to the party, gets all the coverage.

[wooden pebble]

he meant filler content

the new game modes

[charred maple]

No, he didn't. That's not new.

[wooden pebble]

well it is new

[charred maple]

Regardless, that's not what Tez was talking about.

[wooden pebble]

vespuccii remix is new and some more filler is also coming

[wooden pebble]

he did

he himself clarified

[charred maple]

[wooden pebble]

[gleaming spear]

[wooden pebble]

there more filler coming too

and the rosalia, the mike references all over again and again

the movie tease

the plot of seeing wat happens to frank post the story........and now its mike turn to see how he doing

the whole vespucci job remix was a tease

let me show u something interesin

points to note

at the end mike works at the movie studio

mike passion movies

in contract dlc frank says mike still working at the movie studio

the description

[abstract cipher]

Cake - Happy Cayo Rambo is typing...

pog enthusiast

respect that

[wooden pebble]

all the modes are refereces from famous movies

even r* acknowledged

and the need to insert the MAIN CHARACTER wording is a tease

[abstract cipher]

speaking of movies, fun fact the mission where u steal the ramp for the prison autoshop contract mission has this enemy in glasses, a saw-ed off shotgun and a motorcycle, it is a reference to the terminator

the dude has extra health and cant be ragdolled with bullets

[wooden pebble]

yossir

and

the finale of that is a ref to fast and furious

the last scene

where u chase after the prison bus

on a lonely desert road

[abstract cipher]

dk y u need the ramp when the og one still works

the reference when they added flying deloreans 💀

[wooden pebble]

[celest spade]

For 10 mil.

[sleek oxide]

This felt intense

[lethal birch]

bro congratulations for that but

god that avenger gunner can't aim

[sleek oxide]

Yea frl

They were doing this for like a whole hour

I made them leave the lobby because it wasn’t that fun anymore

[lethal birch]

I hate people like this , they killed u non stop but u dont want war ... gets a message from that griever, noob .... they say and act like little Kids 💩

[lethal birch]

I will try this tomorrow with my monster truck and ceberus ... its that easy?

[sleek oxide]

It’s not really easy to do, I practice and literally only use arena cars so I’m pretty good with it

You should use the monster truck but i recommend the bruiser or the Brutus for beginners

the Cerberus is the hardest one to shunt hop with, definitely take that as the last car you learn

[lethal birch]

I will try 🔥

[dense sand]

I find the Scarab to be the by far worst because of the auto-stabilization messing everything up, cerberus is one of the easiest to do it with. Not that sensitive to input once you get going unlike many others. Might be different on console?

[pseudo robin]

Wtf how did u do that?

[sleek oxide]

I meant for like beginners, I’m good with using every arena vehicle but I 100% don’t recommend that dude to start out on the Cerberus because you need to constantly move it around while in the air

The scarab’s auto stabilization feature is due to it being a tank and tanks will auto stabilize themselves when next to surfaces or any type of object for that matter

Even something like a crane can make you flip back

[idle maple]

i will never understand this logic.

[rocky hill]

damn some shunt content nice to c it

[sleek oxide]

Don’t look at the place that the jet will spawn, that will prevent it from Spawning

It’s also the same for anything that spawns like players or cars, look away and they spawn where your not looking

also don’t be in the exact area the jet will spawn, that impacts it aswell

[rocky hill]

same w players in base i think its probably for everything

[sleek oxide]

Yea, you shoot the Grenades around the area to force a spawn which will be right next to you because that the only area that isn’t taken up by a grenade

[rocky hill]

ye i cant standplayin it but to each their own ig

[outer barn]

I think you broke the laptop

[junior forge]

I need help finding wheels any recommendations?

[junior forge]

put it in rice

[frail orbit]

Blood soaked laptops always work

[rocky hill]

which one is that i forgot theres 2 similar cars

[junior forge]

Torero

[rocky hill]

oh wait i forgot to say ur arena cars have guns right?

[rocky hill]

whats the other 1

i cant remember if its the right 1 but the standards were nice ngl

[junior forge]

Dk

[rocky hill]

those wheels r the classic lambo wheels if u want that kinda feel

based off a diablo i think

[junior forge]

i wanna make the wheels pink tho

Nvm ik what i can do

[rocky hill]

i dont think the standard wheels colour glitch works

with this

[junior forge]

Its fine those wheels are tuner just smaller

[rocky hill]

ah nice i think they work w the car aswell nice colour btw

is it hot pink?

[junior forge]

Hot pink race yellow pearl

Going for aesthetic vibes

[rocky hill]

nice ngl u buildin any collections?

[junior forge]

https://tenor.com/view/city-drive-car-aesthetic-gif-16128342

[junior forge]

No im broke asf and unoriginal lmao

[rocky hill]

sort of that tropical beach vespucci beach poster colours

[junior forge]

but now imma try going for all sports classics their underrated

[rocky hill]

all?

[junior forge]

Yes

[rocky hill]

damn

[sleek oxide]

Yea

[junior forge]

Well most

The cool ones

[rocky hill]

u ever tried pilot sniping with a shunt car?

[rocky hill]

whats ur fav so far

[junior forge]

i just started so prolly this one

[sleek oxide]

I have but it wouldn’t work for most of the arena cars beside the scarab

[junior forge]

The one i just finished/showed

[rocky hill]

wait so u did it w scarab?

[junior forge]

tryna go for sports classic/ transformers ngl

Made my moc optimus prime

[sleek oxide]

Nah I haven’t done it but I’ve tried many times

[rocky hill]

hmm what kinda sports classic do u want?

[rocky hill]

lol i was thinking

[junior forge]

No sure yet i just thought of idea of aesthetic and started it

[rocky hill]

can u use weapons in it like stickies

[sleek oxide]

I’ve also tried burning someone who was in the air with the Cerberus but I never get the chance usually

[rocky hill]

ye that cool flamethrower

[junior forge]

my cerberus is clean ngl

[rocky hill]

hmm let me think

turismo classic is the best racer

[sleek oxide]

I would have a clean Cerberus but I like my current one, I might buy another just to make it look like a none armored truck

Clean=less armor for the Cerberus so it would probably blow up with 1 missile or something

[rocky hill]

so u a nightmare apocolypse or future shock fan?

[sleek oxide]

Mostly future shock because I just like the light all over the car, with nightmare you can’t choose a set color because any sort of armor choice or weapon has like 5 different colors on it

and I use apocalypse for clean vehicles since without armor it’s the only version that can make a normal looking car

[rocky hill]

nightmare is the worse imo ngl the other 2 have better aesthetics

[rocky hill]

wudnt future shock be te best 4 clean 1s?

[sleek oxide]

For sure

[junior forge]

May i see some of your apocalypse vehicles?

Cuz ive been trying to have nice ones

I love the wheels

especially for dominator

[sleek oxide]

Only thing I like about nightmare is that you can change the actual wheel color and the rim color, so that means you can have a monster truck with chameleon color wheels 👀

[sleek oxide]

I Had 3 but sold 2, the ones that I sold were a clean drag imperator and a Brutus that looked like a kidnapping van

[junior forge]

WHAT

Mm kidnapping van

Kinda heat rn

[sleek oxide]

The other is a apocalypse scarab that I bought for an army themed car meet

[junior forge]

I have mine modded with f1’s :))

[sleek oxide]

This is my scarab

[junior forge]

Better underwater ngl

[sleek oxide]

I actually have 3 scarabs, I had a nightmare one from when I used to trade cars, never even knew I had it until I checked one of my garages

All 3 versions, I own em all

[junior forge]

i have a fortnite battle bus

[sleek oxide]

I’m about to make a battle bus today 💀

[hidden flower]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/713241008774578241/981728215372558357/unknown.png

nailed it

[junior forge]

idk if u can make one ligitimatly

[junior forge]

amazing 10/10

[hidden flower]

thanks

[sleek oxide]

One of my friends is gonna help me merge f1’s into a bruiser and he said it would be this color

I dunno how do it but it looks cool

[hidden flower]

stunt flying is my passion

[sleek oxide]

No modifications on it tho

[sleek oxide]

Lmao how’d you not blow up

[hidden flower]

pyro is surprisingly tanky

[sleek oxide]

If that was a lazer or a hydra it would have blown up before it even reached the building 💀

[hidden flower]

those 2 are fragile

nerf ruiner

use a b11 for better results

[junior forge]

Ur so rich 😍

[hidden flower]

on god, bought this without discount and the vehicle warehouse in teh same day

overpriced as hell

also the cost to repair at ls customs

its like 7k

[junior forge]

Back when i was new lmao

[junior forge]

Or return and call back

[hidden flower]

i know

but 7k

thats riduclous

[lethal birch]

20/10

[hidden flower]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/713241008774578241/979864574742368316/YouCut_20220527_234842522_1612x888.mp4

wrong reply

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/713241008774578241/981278956693094410/AGAGAGAG.mp4

nerf annahilator aswell

[graceful trail]

Is the pyro worth to grief jets?

[rocky hill]

its got that underwater wreckage aesthetic ngl

[rocky hill]

ges but b11 is better and cheaper

[graceful trail]

I have it but it feels slow compared to the hydra and lazar

[sleek oxide]

Because it is slower

[rocky hill]

its slower but i think it might be faster than lazer at high alt idk tho

its a better dfertho

b11 and starling 2 best jets

for dogfights

[graceful trail]

Ill buy the starling

[rocky hill]

dont its hard to control at the start

b11 is an easier jet to get into if u have it use it

get starling if u rly want but its gonna feel weird at the start

[graceful trail]

I'll try it

[hidden flower]

nah pyro better imo

more fun too

[graceful trail]

Bruh 💀

[rocky hill]

not rly it has slower loops and worse guns

[hidden flower]

rip heroic bike bro

[hidden flower]

the guns not bad

[rocky hill]

not as good and still not as good a dfer worse loops vertical and horizontal and takes longer to stall

[abstract cipher]

those modders r up to something

"what can i get for u"

[wooden pebble]

[outer barn]

Please call me if you find him

[wooden pebble]

can actaully call that num bellow

wil activate some unique dialouged calls

my type of grinding

btw swift

u saw my theory on the dlc

[gleaming spear]

Yes

[wooden pebble]

here it isssssssz

[gleaming spear]

Already read it,great analysis Cake!

[wooden pebble]

this weekly updat shoulkd be interesting

a new month

the old theme of month long free mode bonues is over

[gleaming spear]

It better be,game feels so stale right now and bad weekly update doesn't help that

[wooden pebble]

earlier i though rosalia might be making some music ............now i thnag mike makes a movie starring rosalia.they face problems

waiting for twain to the city

[near dragon]

that's not a proper place to wait

find a station

[wooden pebble]

[celest herald]

Anyone wanna billionaire car meet

[tardy stone]

@celest herald, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg

Requested by: @lethal birch

[lethal birch]

Yeah he continued to do this 4 times

then actually came to beach and left when it was 3-4

hate those players

[lethal birch]

money grind is real

[errant osprey]

I was stuck swimming against my sub

[wooden pebble]

x4 monies on yacth missions

[lethal birch]

what is the youtube liking animation

lmao

[gleaming spear]

Yay

[wooden pebble]

x2 martin missions

x3 drop zone

x4 yacth missions

[lethal birch]

Ms. baker

[gleaming spear]

It's not that bad I guess,time to farm these for fast leveling,I just wish my favorite adversary modes got the 4x treatment

[wooden pebble]

which mode

very poor as solo

[gleaming spear]

"Occupy","Air Quota" and "hardest target(the normal variants,not diamond casino and missile base ones)

[wooden pebble]

even th headshots are x4 rp

https://twitter.com/TezFunz2/status/1532299500622073857?s=20&t=VD-kn7Xl27cUp20wNcSwOg

Tez2 (@TezFunz2)

GTA+ Rewards

2x GTA$ & RP on

• Double Down Mode

50% More GTA$ & RP on

• Bunker Sell Missions

50% Off Bunker Supplies

• Free Raton Canyon Bunker
• Free Bunker Styles
• Free Phantom Custom (MOC)

Clothing Rewards:

• Blue Glow Necklace
• Blue Stitch Emissive Mask
  #GTAOnline

Twitter · Jun 2, 2022, 9:54 AM

https://twitter.com/TezFunz2/status/1532299515268632577?s=20&t=VD-kn7Xl27cUp20wNcSwOg

Tez2 (@TezFunz2)

• Stars Livery for Chernobog, Barrage, Molotok

• War Camo Livery for Toreador

• Conveyor Livery for Barrage
  #GTAOnline

Twitter · Jun 2, 2022, 9:54 AM

[golden berry]

Guess it's time for people to cry for the toreador camo

[wooden pebble]

soo not only that

all the unrealsed tuners dlc liveries are for gta+

[gleaming spear]

Can't believe that they have done this😡

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/how-could-this-happen-to-me-i-made-my-mistakes-simple-plan-untitled-untitled-simple-plan-gif-4632349

[blazing ruin]

Race time resets after reaching 24h

[wooden pebble]

[celest spade]

Tried fixing that.

[lethal birch]

"yep come in, it's open" starts shooting

[junior ivy]

partner had guns out

[karmic cape]

how can i upload a pic ?

what key?

[lethal birch]

K/D Flex 😎

[junior ivy]

who

[lethal birch]

Me 😁

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-no-one-cares-who-asked-who-asked-meme-gif-24508192

[hazy hull]

15K RP

I know it says 13.5K there but I got 15K in the mission passed screen

[lethal birch]

Gave me nothing to work with

[hazy hull]

!lfg @lethal birch

[tardy stone]

@lethal birch, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Apartment Heist: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino Heist: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday Heist: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
New Generation: #ps5｜other-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @hazy hull

[frail condor]

beyond mid kd

[junior ivy]

^

[indigo sun]

very skilled individual

[lethal birch]

Your k/d is probably worse

[magic onyx]

wtf

why 4 people in mah bed

[frail condor]

Tripping hard

[lethal birch]

show SS

[frail condor]

Nazi germany moment

[lethal birch]

Screen Shot

[frail condor]

no need

[hidden flower]

Griefer
Genshin pfp
checks out

[lethal birch]

confirmed L

[frail condor]

albanian
checks out

[lethal birch]

albanians are chads

[hidden flower]

id rather be a glorious albanian than a unwashed griefer

imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SbpFRb1rfE

[frail condor]

albanian nationalist that is

[frail condor]

https://tenor.com/view/ay-yall-come-look-at-this-gif-20350333

[elfin nymph]

everything above is L

have puppy truck instead

[wooden pebble]

https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/172o3251534o17/earn-quadruple-for-completing-a-superyacht-life-missions-this-week

u can also get 300k after completing the lst 3 missions

also 1mill rebate if u buy now and finish all 6 missions

[wooden pebble]

man went from lvl 1 to 7 in 1 mission

[elfin nymph]

pokémon

[lethal birch]

crashed the bike now i couldn't move wtf

[blazing ruin]

You broke your legs, that's why

[golden berry]

You are supposed to sell the injury

[lethal birch]

i couldn't even use a gun for some reason

[lethal birch]

Same for Phone right ?

[golden berry]

(And a modder most likely blocked you from moving if you can only move by jumping)

[lethal birch]

I had this Bug too yesterday after a job

[lethal birch]

yeah

And you cant run right?

Only walk?

can't move, no phone , no weapon

only jumping

Haha shit

Must be restarted

had no way of reset the mission myself so i left

dude didn't even reinvite me to the prep

[wooden pebble]

the end

[lethal birch]

sunrise or sunset

[wooden pebble]

set

k reward for 3mill worth damage

wow

nvever knew they were flexible

made 370k playing the 6 yacth missions

and 300k i wiull get from r* as bonus

very solid

[lethal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-welcome-gif-25482362

[wooden pebble]

biggest restroom

[golden berry]

Still not big enough for a khanjali

[frail condor]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-19494561

[lethal birch]

hands in air!

[elfin nymph]

i love single player!

[rare spindle]

gotta love it

[gloomy mountain]

ouch

[elfin nymph]

oof

[peak cobalt]

I love how r* is direct with the shit. No beating about the bush, straight up tells you you're fucked.

[rare spindle]

yeah

[magic onyx]

@plain linden all this possible because of you, i hope you get well soon

[lethal birch]

hes got that look in his eyes

[lethal birch]

sniped!

[fallow galleon]

Pink Diamond Necklace?

[storm mica]

[past fox]

Mr rubio got tired of getting just one so he just got the super combo lol

[outer barn]

I love getting stuck in someone else’s fight

[glacial ice]

@cerulean yacht we got franklin too

[cerulean yacht]

LMAOO

Michael where

[glacial ice]

cant find

but

https://www.vg247.com/gta-5-mod-brings-lgbt-pride-parade-to-pc

it's a mod

pretty cool

[cerulean yacht]

Lol nice

[patent breach]

[lethal birch]

yeah this mission is actually depressing when you make a crippled the gunner of a 200m heist

[rich mortar]

Getting kicked out of mc speedrun

[frail orbit]

No

[lethal birch]

[frail orbit]

Damn music labels

[lethal birch]

mhm

yeah not worth it

[frail orbit]

Muted cause music or?

[thin rampart]

car met dm me if you want to join

[tardy stone]

@thin rampart, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg

Requested by: @lethal birch

[hazy hull]

blind-firing - the ultimate way of firing your gun with superior accuracy

I love how even after I'm dead, he still doesn't miss a single bullet

[crystal island]

morpheus meal

[faint heron]

[rich mortar]

Expanded & enhanced

[outer barn]

Helikopter

[wheat willow]

Where's @Carla Rey?

[outer barn]

You tried to kill me with your toreador a second time (rookie mistake)

[wooden pebble]

https://twitter.com/TezFunz2/status/1532434426205982726?s=20&t=5kGRJQeWrpMsuQq8KDOzFg

Tez2 (@TezFunz2)

In addition to the movie references from Vespucci Job Remix, @rollschuh2282 found out Rockstar added a new scenario spawn point, on GTAV PS5 & Xbox Series, in front of Record A Studios with "movie_set" as the assigned ped model set.

A hint at a Movie DLC with Michael?
#GTAOnline

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Twitter · Jun 2, 2022, 6:50 PM

https://twitter.com/TezFunz2/status/1532444917242507264?s=20&t=5kGRJQeWrpMsuQq8KDOzFg

Tez2 (@TezFunz2)

You can find the NPC assigned to the "Movie_Set" scenario between 7 to 11 AM in-game.

#GTAOnline

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Twitter · Jun 2, 2022, 7:31 PM

guess who was right all along

[gleaming spear]

You have become a great theorist lol,

[wooden pebble]

Pretty mucg gareented its a dflc with mike making a movie

[wooden pebble]

i was talking in another server yesterday

thinking about who could be the antagonist role

like the lore of what causes the problems

in the gta 5 story in a cutscene you can see devin tell solumn that he and his other majar share holders will demolish the place and turn it into a condo

he even goes on to state that...one of the major shareholder outside of himself (devin ) is ..........................Solumon's own son......yos. soloumn's son is teamed with devin and against solomun

[plain linden]

I was sleeping when u posted that and woke up 15 mins ago😵‍💫

[gleaming spear]

Hopefully we get a decent payout this time after taking out Richards' son,I am talking like maybe 1.5mil,Dre's contract was underwhelming payout wise

[wooden pebble]

[wooden pebble]

well imo yos, its acutally 1 mill not 1.5 kek......dre was highly underpaid...........BUT the payphones and sec contracts saved it

man the first time i plyed it .....i though we were getting 1 mill each for the 3 leaks, then the finale

[gleaming spear]

Imagine they make this new dlc money making method pay 2mil everytime lol,all people are finally gonna stop praising Mr Rubio's island

[wooden pebble]

the thing is...........

cayo is almost impossible to top now

even if dre paid say 3 mill

thats 1.5 hrs of work if u speedrun

cayo bois to weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh in 10 mins b2b stuff

or legit players like me do it in 40 mins

cayo is not just abou the pay, that its very player friendly and easy

[gleaming spear]

Same I do it in 40-45mins ,I am just tired of this heist in general but then again nothing else pays as high as cayo,is time efficient and favors solo gameplay too at the same time,I wish Rockstar would add something to rival cayo

[wooden pebble]

yeeeeeeeee

been 8 months since i last hosted a cayo

only been joing friends and randoms for cayo now

[gleaming spear]

Same,I am too lazy to set mine up again after 60+ solo cayos

@wooden pebble have you been grinding something else for money for the upcoming dlc?

[tribal trellis]

@wooden pebble cakey

[wooden pebble]

yeee i grind random stuff....races, casino gambling, safe money, payphnes , sec contracts, npc killing money

u see i like to work and earn money instead of robbing whats not mine

[sleek oxide]

Pink diamond isn’t yours

[plain linden]

It's mine🤷

[river moss]

yo guys
how do i fix error code 3008.108

[outer barn]

@somber moon bike gliding, fast beyond belief

[somber moon]

@outer barn @rocky hill https://youtu.be/jGJ0Z_Kdwig?t=369
Avenger VTOL. This saves depending on how well you do it 15-20 seconds on this flight.

[rocky hill]

nice i see now

[outer barn]

Huh

[somber moon]

Hover glitch on non-Hydra.

[outer barn]

Yeah, I know, I’m just surprised I haven’t heard of it before

[dusky timber]

vtol glitches

[wooden pebble]

[frail orbit]

Hydra glitch? Ffs what is that glitch?

Involving the vtol transition for it?

[celest spade]

Iirc you fly faster (maybe fastest).

[deft canyon]

rank 601? jesus christ

[rocky hill]

vtol u press r2(rt) and push left stick up for abt a second then push left stick back and press l2(lt) and repeat u go over 350 mph

[lethal birch]

DOOMSDAY

[outer barn]

It’s a glitch revolving the VTOL mode that allows you to hit insane speeds that can not only outspeed missiles, but dodge the whole orbital cannon

[frail orbit]

How the hell.can it dodge a defective orbital satellite?

[outer barn]

Good question, answer is, I don’t know

[frail orbit]

I know 350 is the maximum speed shit can go at

Anything beyond it just zips across the island

[abstract cipher]

how many retries

[lethal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/zero-points-alexander-keen-0points-zero-fail-gif-16701491

[lilac yacht]

I always thought these vids were fake

Guess not

[outer barn]

Nope, it’s a very interesting mechanic

It takes time to learn though

[lilac yacht]

I thought it was a mod or something

Yeahhh

I managed to pull one off today

It was kinda cool

[outer barn]

I like to do it on races so I don’t die when I hit the ground at lightspeed

[frail orbit]

Our characters are weak and therefore love getting their balls smashed at the speed of light

This sounds wrong as shit

[outer barn]

🤨

[deft canyon]

[frail orbit]

This sounds so fucking wrong
Worthy of the rock eyebrow... if I could

But yes, why can't our characters properly stay on the bike while barreling at the surface at 550 kph?

[lethal birch]

🤷‍♀️

its fun asf though

[cyan steppe]

i just got a alert saying u got 100000

is that normal

[frail orbit]

Its normal now

Get prime, 200k

Prime and gta- 300k

[cyan steppe]

nah i just got it randomly

[frail orbit]

Hm

[outer barn]

What race is this

[lethal birch]

this clip was months ago i can't remember the name of the race i know i have it bookmarked though so i'll check when i'm on gta

[frail orbit]

Looks like a custom race

Nice bike gliding too
You caught alot of.airtime wit that

[wooden pebble]

brah who is dying in bogdon in 2022 brah

[frail orbit]

Its easy as shit

As long as you follow the... elite route

[lethal birch]

which

2nd players picking up the sub team in the toreador

?

[gleaming spear]

Ikr

[wooden pebble]

[orchid geyser]

scrubs

[celest spade]

Enemies in Kosatka prep in Cayo worse than enemies in Bogdan Problem.

[celest spade]

12yuigy does.

[orchid geyser]

the enemy in the kitchen from Bogdan always shoots me

[wooden pebble]

u saw my specualtion was correct

[lethal birch]

He scratched my car

[normal scaffold]

what is a roleplay server which is popular and whitelisted

[frail orbit]

Orbital cannon

[frail orbit]

No hurt weed chans car or I will send you to el rubios panther

[elfin nymph]

i killed a dude 35 times because he was attacking my parked car at the casino, only stopped because i had better things to do. let him kill me to see the stat

no it was not a low level, so i feel it was morally acceptable

[lethal birch]

Neat

[lethal birch]

damn

[indigo sun]

flappy bird

[somber moon]

Need great speed to get it started. It's hard to pull off in a regular freemode, but not impossible. It's most common in races using the boosters there to take off.

[lethal birch]

lmao

I killed a try-hard with a sea breeze and I'm spamming him with this image

[gleaming spear]

🤣

[lethal birch]

@gleaming spear are you being ironic

[magic onyx]

so it is exactly 88% of your take

that's good to know

[lethal birch]

speedrun

[cyan steppe]

could someone help in a heist

[lethal birch]

I have so many questions

😭

[dreamy geyser]

i always use stone hatchet lmfaoo

[wooden pebble]

monies

gib me fast

[lethal birch]

big monie

[lethal birch]

I've had multiple accidents with this prep using an rpg and dying from fire spread

[dreamy geyser]

😂

[abstract cipher]

i use the stone axe too

else just use a silenced gun and one tap them

[celest spade]

Yeah. 88% for your team, 10% for Mini Madrazo, 2% for Pavel.

[magic onyx]

12 for MM and 3% for Pavel makes 15...

meh doesnt matter

[celest spade]

My bad. 10% for MM and 2% for Pavel

[celest spade]

U hax? That kinda luck is fucked by Rockstar normally.

[upper briar]

Question

What would the gta community think of the new version was to come to X cloud allowing ability to play new gem version on older gen Xbox’s what would be the community’s thoughts ? Because it’s understandable not everyone has the money during the pandemic to buy a series X/S however thoughts about this have come to my attention!

[minor tundra]

This mad lads jawline

[steady shuttle]

Foto?

[pseudo burrow]

this worth?

or which one i dont have enough

i can buy the second one

i have 1.3 mil

2nd one is good?

[past fox]

Nope

Never buy ones in the city

[pseudo burrow]

which

ya i searched

that

[past fox]

Cheapest

[pseudo burrow]

because less

money we get

less customers

[past fox]

Because sales to los santos are easier + more profit

[pseudo burrow]

which one is good to huy

buy

[pseudo burrow]

see this

[past fox]

The cheapest for all of them

[pseudo burrow]

🤕

i know

[past fox]

Hell no, if you spend money on ones that aren't the cheapest you're doing mc stuff wrong

[pseudo burrow]

🥴

confused

let’s have a todd

toss

lol

[past fox]

Cheap for mc, expensive for bunker (chumash)

[pseudo burrow]

i have bunker

which playform you play both @lethal birch @past fox

pc ps?

[past fox]

PC

[pseudo burrow]

me to

i bought 2nd

[past fox]

Lol whatever you say

[pseudo burrow]

lol

add me both

even i don’t play i play in weekends that’s it

or fifa i play

22

[past fox]

I'm always doing something since I need that 50% off yacht so add me, my sc is nimboPJ

[pseudo burrow]

okay cool

[past fox]

Never gonna buy that for more than $5m lol

Nah just know that its a piece of useless shit, had one in my old acc and it sat there rotting for hours

Bought that one in 2016, never again lol

This new account lets me see this game's shit with another perspective, if you're gonna steal my gta$ at least it'll take the least amount it possibly can

[dusky timber]

only the cheapest locations in blaine county for all mc businesses

[hazy hull]

Of course, it won't be 100% accurate

But it will give you the rough idea of how much time you've spent outside of the in-game world but in-game

[elfin nymph]

get this man a medal

[hazy hull]

Thanks 😁

[valid pilot]

i cant post

lmao

[rustic egret]

dog shit game

so done

bro

same bug everytime

[outer barn]

Frrrrr

[sleek oxide]

Gta

[storm mica]

truely one of the games ever

[lethal birch]

Britain

[dense hamlet]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[sleek oxide]

What am I looking at

[frail condor]

invisible body

[outer barn]

Drop Zone is fun

[tidal sail]

https://youtu.be/syZNCkcnf00

[pseudo burrow]

okay i’ll do that

[wooden pebble]

safe monies op

[gleaming spear]

[wooden pebble]

just noticed the striked out LA

should be good on a female character

[outer barn]

This is actually such an elite drop zone spot because you can just kill everyone while they’re parachuting

[junior ivy]

fortnite

[outer barn]

[pliant ether]

nice auto aim

[outer barn]

Yes

It’s nice and refreshing after being tortured by random nightsharks in free aim

Thermjetting is so balanced what a good feature

[abstract cipher]

think they patched it on pc

tried to do it and cant get the thing to work

[wooden pebble]

i swear its alwyas popstar or trolls

[outer barn]

I don’t get either of those

Exact opposite luck

[abstract cipher]

i want that one where the guy explodes after hearing cop car siren

shouldve recorded it it was so funny

[gleaming spear]

For me it's always the judge one or CEO

[wooden pebble]

LUCKY

those are the quick ones

trolls and popstar the longest

trolls especially

[gleaming spear]

Ikr, especially when all the four trolls spawn in Blaine county instead of the city

[pseudo burrow]

i want some money anyone doing missions?

[celest spade]

Same car takes too much damage in other hit (with truck one for example) but he shits his pants then hits a wall and blows up just because he heard sirens.

[abstract cipher]

[celest spade]

Tried Madrazo’s Contact missions? They are 2x

Rockstar fucks logic everytime

[pseudo burrow]

okay i’ll do is it solo ?

[celest spade]

Check player requirement. Afaik they are mostly solo (or all).

[pseudo burrow]

okay i wanted to buy tetrobyte that huge vehicle

[celest spade]

You can launch one from Online menu.

[pseudo burrow]

okay yea

i open cocaïne business

[celest spade]

Good luck.

[pseudo burrow]

yesterday

[pseudo burrow]

thank you

i don’t know how to mange that

🥴

[celest spade]

Coke business buffed, they were low on profit before. Dunno how much now but i heard it is close to bunker.

[pseudo burrow]

okay i have a bunker to

[celest spade]

Coke? You bought upgrades?

[wooden pebble]

[pseudo burrow]

nope no money

🥲

only 200000 that’s it

[celest spade]

Then you gotta steal supplies.

[pseudo burrow]

there’s a mission where we can get money doing that

[celest spade]

Which is time consuming etc.

[pseudo burrow]

i did one time to much long road

[pseudo burrow]

ya 8 miles travel 🧭

[celest spade]

Where is your coke business?

[pseudo burrow]

this i bought

sorry this

[celest spade]

[pseudo burrow]

2nd one

[celest spade]

Paleto is at the top north west.

[pseudo burrow]

yes

[celest spade]

Selling from there gonna hurt too.

[pseudo burrow]

i did re supplies but 15000 dollars were deducted after getting them

[pseudo burrow]

ya

[celest spade]

Don’t upgrade that business if you wanna keep selling coke.

Switching location then upgrading is better.

[pseudo burrow]

okay

[celest spade]

Get the first one on that picture.

[pseudo burrow]

i’ll try but i don’t know how to do this business 👨‍💼 i have to understand it first

[celest spade]

Location is close to city and you might even solo sales.

[pseudo burrow]

okay

[pseudo burrow]

okay 👍

[celest spade]

Opened my DMs. You can ask any question you want. I might not be able to answer asap, but will eventually do.

[pseudo burrow]

okay thank you you still play or no?

[celest spade]

I play the game sometimes.

[pseudo burrow]

i play in weekends

pc or ps?

[celest spade]

Pc.

[pseudo burrow]

that’s great then

today will you play?

[celest spade]

Dunno. Depends if i can.

Add me on Social club.

[pseudo burrow]

okay let’s earn some money 💵

okay id

[pseudo burrow]

iraze786 my id easy

[celest spade]

It is written there : TomyWercetti.

[pseudo burrow]

okay cool in sometime when i’ll play accept in discord

here i mean

[celest spade]

Aight. Gotta go.

[pseudo burrow]

okay bye dm me when you play thank you for help

[marble flame]

Um, help

I got tped into an unloaded Facility

[lethal birch]

@stuck jolt dmss bro

[wooden pebble]

kek

everyone who first did this mission did that

[lethal birch]

yo this is the same women in the humane labs ending who gives you the grenade to blow up the helicopter

well that wasn't a success

[wooden pebble]

yos

shes also niko's girlfriend in gta 4

[lethal birch]

lovebirds

[magic onyx]

imani uses blender, im so happy

[lethal birch]

wewo she's shot

[celest spade]

Dogfood right now.

[inner nova]

Shot ?

[wooden pebble]

so they panned to update only new gen and pc AFTER e and e

and this summer will be the 1st ever dlc afeter e and e

and t2 said they expect low microtrans this year compareed to last year

and the movie prop tease was only out for new gen consoles

and pc files

both under the gen 9 exclusive folder

and pc didnt get activated casue their gen 9 folder wasnt updated yet

[gleaming spear]

Rip old gen players

[wooden pebble]

SWIF U HABE PS5?

[gleaming spear]

Yes

[wooden pebble]

happy for u

[faint obsidian]

!shitposting

[tardy stone]

Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.

Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.

This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting

Requested by: @faint obsidian

[faint obsidian]

So would funny clips from the game be put under the memes category?

[frail condor]

no

maybe it would

[wooden pebble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nevRQIlVXzo

[wooden pebble]

@patent breach

when u coming

[gleaming spear]

A barcode playing drop zone? that's rare

[wooden pebble]

he modding accordingto the opponent

i dont know

[gleaming spear]

[wooden pebble]

we gots dem snipers

[lethal birch]

thought i could just shoot him

[wooden pebble]

clearly u dont understand they lor or dialauge then

he gets the gun and then speciafially tells we fight with hands

[lethal birch]

[dense hamlet]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[magic onyx]

Somebody farted

[tidal sail]

https://youtu.be/syZNCkcnf00

[golden berry]

None of them

[faint obsidian]

"ow ow oW OW OW OW OW"

[hushed estuary]

https://www.xbox.com/play/media/EDKYQJ48

Nailed it

[frail orbit]

]

[dense sand]

@stable hazel

[abstract rapids]

GTA online E&E experience

[marble flame]

real

[dusky timber]

girl"friend"

[warm coral]

bruh i wish i could play gta 5 so bad dude

[lethal birch]

Ghost car

[quiet hinge]

Right there works better? good to know.

[warm coral]

i dont have enough money

[lethal birch]

What I have to see in lobbies

[outer barn]

It’s not a female character

[honest talon]

Shaders

[outer barn]

Hmmm, now all I need is a good outfit

[frail condor]

its not? 🤨

[outer barn]

Nope

[abstract cipher]

[lethal birch]

10/10

[deft jacinth]

At this rate we won't be able to tell women from men

[hidden flower]

new pvp strat https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/713241008774578241/982828669217173536/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2022.06.03_-_03.08.20.09.DVR_Trim.mp4

[outer barn]

I just need to learn how to impersonate a female voice

[hidden flower]

eat soy

play gta

immediate testosterone loss

[lethal birch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfCS01MkbIY

[split terrace]

What parents do you use

[outer barn]

Sophia and Diego

[split terrace]

Alright thanks I’m gonna make that character

[outer barn]

Good luck

[soft flower]

can i send youtube videos here

cuz

i just hit the drift

[lethal birch]

Looks uncanny

[abstract cipher]

Comp goes boom

[lethal birch]

fak

[wooden pebble]

got my second ceck

[gleaming spear]

Nice

[lethal birch]

car seesaw

[granite anvil]

god damn

why is this taking so long

[lethal birch]

i think he sees something

[celest spade]

Watch out for corrections.

[wooden pebble]

dam mans is colourfull

looks very cool

were can i find this

[daring sail]

hey look at this cool spider i found proceeds to flashbang it

[wooden pebble]

W

[daring sail]

i remember i once thought that if you cause 5mil worth of destruction you get that 5 mil

x3 gold only 2.3m

[lethal birch]

!lfg @slate raven cayo

[tardy stone]

@slate raven, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg

Requested by: @lethal birch

[daring sail]

i get 2x gold 2.4mil 💀

[slate raven]

Oh sorry

Wrong channel lol

[lethal birch]

Yeah thats 🧢

[daring sail]

no cap

• i take the painting in the office

[slate raven]

Lol what

[lethal birch]

What's the primary target

pain target ?

[daring sail]

i can literally stream to you right now

[slate raven]

Stop lying bro

[daring sail]

panther

[daring sail]

i can show you

[lethal birch]

Yeah, mods. Then yes, makes sense.

[daring sail]

9 minutes heist 2.4mil

[slate raven]

Show me

[daring sail]

ight

u wanna duo the heist or stream?

[lethal birch]

Don't bother, it is true

Anyone can do it with mods lol

[slate raven]

How?!

[daring sail]

it's not mods

[lethal birch]

MODS

[slate raven]

Oh ok

[daring sail]

or idk if it counts

as mods

[slate raven]

Mods

[lethal birch]

So either you b2b the panther statue at release

or just modded your cayo perico heist

[daring sail]

i got the panther at release

[lethal birch]

Then it's a glitch xd

[daring sail]

yes

[hidden flower]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/713241008774578241/983004757054619678/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2022.06.05_-_15.18.41.07.DVR_Trim.mp4

i love thermal scope lmao

[lethal birch]

you can see their shadows or legs no need for thermal

[hidden flower]

yeah i noticed after watching the vid

but using thermals when people use cover so you can rpg them is fun to me

say i never see pvp youtubers use thermal scope

is it because its frowned upon?

[lethal birch]

Me after

[hidden flower]

buy toreador

you nerd

or deluxo

[lethal birch]

Already have both lmao

[hidden flower]

how do you still die to them

[lethal birch]

I don’t

[lethal birch]

That’s actually me mocking them with my god mode car

[hidden flower]

oh

[lethal birch]

The funny thing about is that they complain after they died claiming that you’re hacking

[hidden flower]

they do that when i kill them with toreador

[lethal birch]

Toreador is good against that yes

[wooden pebble]

u deserve

[lost forge]

Toreador worth the dough?

[lethal birch]

But the weren’t expecting me in a Stafford

[lost forge]

I have a anti missile lock car works pretty good

[hidden flower]

modder gifted me one recently actually

[wooden pebble]

man could have nice if this livery wasnt gta+ and was an event reward.....like if u kill 3 mk2's with ur toredor u get this livery.......kek

[hidden flower]

i have both, i only use anti lock on if they upside down or gm

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-dough-chef-pizza-hut-commercial-gif-17563081

[lethal birch]

You can have anti lock on on any car actually

[hidden flower]

@wooden pebbleye i own one, no paying r* for it

[lost forge]

On Xbox one version?

Or pc

[lethal birch]

no, until you're talking about thermal jets then maybe

For obvious reasons

[lost forge]

Toreador or deluxo?

[lethal birch]

Toreador

When the jb700w hit you with the proximity

[lethal birch]

lol i won every match

[lethal birch]

hi cake

[rare atlas]

Wow. How did you do that?

[wooden pebble]

monies

ace u alwys be lurjing tyouing nothing kek

[rare atlas]

Easy money

[wooden pebble]

always taking npc monies too

194 bucks

brobit

ace