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@obsidian bear potloodkamp
cake is the last remaining member of this discord that genuinely enjoys gta
who is looking for a ps4 RP server Legit as hell and has its own money system all postitions available
Me that literally has enjoyer title : 
your title also says "depressed" while his says "Happy"
so?
Yea, so?
to me it just says he's happier playing the game
if you are depressed while playing something, you do not enjoy it at that time
the game does not exactly bring you joy, and is just used as a distraction
@sinful drift this isn’t that big of a shunt but you get the idea
You can push people past the airports length, just need enough speed and a good boost
Sheesh
Is black panther out rn ?
No
Wasn't it supposed to come out today ?
No,no one has a confirmed date on when it will return,I am guessing you believed these people who kept spreading these rumors.
@lethal birch nice nickname
Weed
bruh
The beginning of my comeback
Last week I killed some guy 12-2 and he orbed me and left, and then today I seen him in a lobby and i orbed him instantly
And then him and his friends added me to a party and they were trying to fight me in death matches
He wants to do a death match so that I won’t be able to see his friends on the radar and they can just keep killing me over and over
Lmfao niceeeeee
That’s the thing I love about new gen
You see the same losers over and over again
Yea I’m starting to see more people that I’ve already seen
But the weird thing is I’m in aim assist lobbies
not even free aim
Huh.
Free Aim is like my own personal hell by now
Everyone has a vendetta against me by now
lmao it’s always gonna be the same bums in free aim
I was fighting a godmode plane that I’ve encountered twice this week
I know it was in godmode because I rammed it mid air with my ZR380 and it took now damage whatsoever
This was how my whole entire fight started
he tried to kill me but failed and that started this whole party chat convo and stuff 💀
LMFAO NICE
I have yet to actually get a jet kill in one of my AW vehicles
Try going for people who aren’t too good in them
This was my first shunt jet kill, it was on ps4
Those NPCs have something against me
They all have.
Playerfobia
But, since you are on the wrong side of the road 
I mean thats true
But who follow the rules in GTA?
One thing are red lights and speedlimits, driving on the wrong side of the road is a complete different thing
😐
NPCs usually do.
Except hardcoded movements while you are selling cars etc.
Oh i wasn't selling cars
That was a workshop mission
But i guess its hardcoded the same way
While selling cars or you are in a rush, they go on your way. Normally, they just drive on their way.
Ah yeah, that kinda makes sense
They don't have great reflexes to get out of your way.
They are just coded to move like normal cars irl.
But then why did this happened when i was just driving someone to his destination? 🤨
But exceptions are sell missions, then they just move to you to screw up your sale. Afaik Rockstar accepted their intentional movement on sales.
Damn
Probably a bug, or somebody who went ghost mode sent it flying.
Yeah i know bro just dont take this so seriously
Im not. Just said what i think. 
👍
According to the weather and wind velocity, that car went flying 🤓
it seems like it's from the npc spawning?
idk whats wrong with the npc
but i just damages your car
and is it just me or others
that the video frame rate is kinda not good
not judging tbh
damn
dont stream if the download is 34 minutes
maybe one of her cars gets added to the game too
i want to favourite mechanic and mmi so they stay at the top of the contacts list

remove drepessed from yo name


u are good
wahts new?
see? no panther
who told ya panther?????
But there was
As you can see ☝🏽
see where
Whatever if you can’t read lol 🥱
...............
Lmao
I got this tho
@wooden pebble
I am happy that u r happy
PANTHER NEVER GOT ADDED AFTER THE 1ST TIME IT WAS OUT IN 2021
So many clickbait article 

lies or truth?
Lays
cant believe a dude fell for a trick article lmao
I want some, deliver them pls 
Air
hug plz
I ordered alot of junk today
Lays Cheetos kurkure
no DORITOS????
No it was out of stock
or even a fucking bread.
Maybe next time
U told me not get bread yesterday
how do you sell bread if you dont have one 
wdym by that lmao
😂

I can sell bread ❤️😭(correction)

i want war with bread seller
i enjoy the game when its modded singeplayer
Ayo wtf lol
Security doing his job , are you about to complain ? 
You got raided?
I'd say it's just an instance who bugged with a dre preps
Salte*
humane labs raid in the morning
Timezone with those kind of post 
No lol I just got on
** RARE ** footage of the mechanic actually delivering a vehicle
It might be a visual bug left from a previous player. Sometimes other stuff stay in your building (dead players, frozen players, blown cars etc).
cringe
background music is shit
clips weren't even that good
Ok dc
corny intro aswell
my game lookin hella nice
wanna see smth else?
check dms
It's CryXCity
See , great car
Cause once you are inside a youga classic 4v4™️ you are bigger than the world 
the best int colour for this

Yeah that's the interior of the youga classic 4x4™️ i know
THIS MANS STOLLE MY YOUGA
Cause he know it's the best car in Los santos
It's so rare it's the first time he see one 
Everyone staying in their krieger or nightshark
YEEEEE man people usully use the "best vechiles'
me like to mix stuff around always
I just own cars i appreciate
the biggest bedroom in the game isa bunker
Here an old picture of me and a friend while doing cmm 
Miss the ps3 days when you could have this outfit in freemode and not just a setup 
need to use this once atleast...........for the award ofcourse
Somehow i had a free shot 
Used it against a friend who was wondering "what's the orbital canon"
u wont believe this
you killed chaotix ?
that guy left the lobby and left the car in the middle of nowhere in paleto,,,another random on on it now
Now you just need to make them pay for the rent car in the chat 
It's called youga classic 4x4 after all
welp
can u make a meme from thiz

zoom in on da plate if u will
Imagine trusting side character 
Even though it isn't actually a 4x4
they made the nc wall safe too op many wont realise how guud it is
its almost on par with the bunker now
popularity thing is pretty misunderstood...........u dont have to run the missions......just get the bar fulll by doing the missions first.......then just change dj once it get low
repeat
changed dj and we is guud
RIP, anti-cheat worked??? :D
No , tell me more 
I had to open the rockstar editor to find that old footage and take a picture , that's a lot of work just for one ironic answer 
Love these kind of races
H o e
Which race is this?
Go kart races are there in this game??
some people 🤦♂️
Yeah. The race is a custom one from social club, it's built like Mario Kart
I want to try it🤤
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/job/gtav/F8udbOat10GfsDmNLJD-iA this is the one we played but there's plenty better ones available
what server is that lol
idfk some gta server, dude got mad i said “it sucks” to a car another guy made
then said i need a reason to dislike it, i say it’s called preference and preference doesnt need a reason to dislike
as an example i show you a pair of shoes and you say i dont like it cus its the color of blue
you dont like it cus its blue, the problem is that you dislike blue, why do you dislike blue? “no one gives a fuck” exactly my point you dont need a reason to dislike something
then proceeds to mute me, it fails, i say it didnt work, then gets mad i said that and times me out
☠️
That is counted
And even if it not counted max u can get 1.7
How the fuck u got 2.1
Still 1.8
Where are those 300k
whats the argument
Don't tell me you are counting your friends money as yours aswell
He lying or i am dumb
you get a bonus for your first cayo iirc
100k right?
ye think so
Still 1.9
do you have a screenshot of the payout screen @lethal birch
What is this a tv show 😂
real
me with my 2.4 mil 😎
Here's your winner and new WWE champion
El Rubio 😂
undisputed world heavyweight champion*
Max take with me and 3 other friends at hard mode
Where can I share link?
Link to a website
I deleted last time ppl said me to delete it cuz it has username and stuff
U can calculate Cayo loot here easily
It is Very TRUSTED
Same i have it on my pc
But never opens it
There is nothing much to do 😆🥲
I would love to do casino
But it has lots of bugs and glitches on pc
Bully was a fun game
Will try red dead later this year
How can I kill someone’s who’s using yact defenses 
I never met a more boring player until now
Sparrow
Or orbital cannon
I did that but I don’t get the kill for it
they aren’t using the kosatka missiles while the yacht defense is on however
Okk
Thanks for heads up
Emulator will do the work i guess
So first
Red dead 2
Then red dead 1
And then red dead revolver right?
Okk
Okk
I get it now
Thanks
Ayo wass good I heard there's an argument somewhere
my mum finally let me get gta5 can some1 help me get some money...
RKO OUTTA NOWHERE
do you have a youtube? you should make a compilation of all the cool shunt stuff you do
Nah but that’s sounds like a cool idea
I'd watch
I don’t clip a lot of the stuff I do only funny stuff so I’ll try to clip more
ill watch aswell
any modders dm me?
@outer barn another one of the Mexican crew guys, I never even met him before 💀
Nice kill tho
Oh wait that was the wrong video lmao
From a discord moderator in another server
@sleek oxide this is one of the Jozz guys I’ve mentioned
Lmao I meant to send this video with this pic
He orbed me and left, didn’t even text me “1-0”
Bro that cut 💀
Did the sparrow hit you
It was going to, but I killed myself first
That video is so funny lmao
Nah I haven’t
This was the 3rd person that I’ve seen today that was in that crew
It’s like their out to hunt me, maybe the one dude that I killed the first time told his whole entire crew
There is no other way, he had to
This was another guy, and this was the dumbest kill I’ve ever gotten
Welcome to new gen
Did he crash into your jet
Lmao
Yeah
Wait do you mostly use your main or the frozen money account
The frozen money one
Hence my low level and dumbass fit
Mine was that I jumped off my sparrow and it landed on an off radar dude in the city
The odds of that
Lmaooooo
That guy would have killed me in that clip where I shot him out of his sparrow, but I made the right call to EWO
This snipe was also on a completely new level
@sand cipher
K
That cant be for real 💀
Thats so cringe its funny
Someone really posted that and like yes this is good 😭
Cringe
did you get hit with the jet 💀
no no, it counts freemode too
I have a theory
so I think when you fly high up with the deluxo and then drop down you will gain very high velocity if you land on an incline
potential energy converts into kinetic energy
nah
I've done very little races and never used the deluxo
can you even use it in races?
yeah
lol, did not know about that
deluxo races are either extremely fun or shit
care to elaborate?
They are the featured series this week, try deluxo techno 
maybe I will
but my experiences with waiting for people to join and shit are unpleasant
and then a motherfucking piece of shit scumbag modder will join and ruin it for everyone
That's not how you play modes in this game
, go to phone, quick job> featured series for instant full lobby jojn
Basically some deluxo races have maps that aren't really suited for the deluxo imo or they're just so long
ye
does mission kills count towards that stat
Lmao yea
It's a wall 
CANT U SEEEEEEEE
its the liberty city skyline
Bold of you to assume i played enough gta 4 to know that 
I haven't had these bots lately...
Maybe they understood it by getting crashed
hope we get to use this area as part of a dlc
wait theres no ded bodi in online here??????
should i push dem to the water

Why pushing them when you can use an rpg
Just DO IT
Only in Story Mode
Lol

Wait, isn't that going uphill?
it's a bunker supply mission over there but idk if we will ever get more then that
maybe it has something to do with those special weapons
the revolvers and hatchet
i can't tell if this is going up or down
man its always night or its always raininig man
i like rain
I entered with my mk2 to get the supplies, when I tried to get back in it, I glitched under the map and just flew all the way to my bunker while under the map 
unless i'm testing out a car for the first time
Braking? We don't do that here
that's actually a good glitch
Don't stay outside you're going to catch a cold 
IK 
I got a clip of it, just gotta post it
Cak... pls, just reply to one of those Minecraft fwens...they seem desperate 

WELP
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Yes that’s what a mkll user deserves
i went through everything from the 1st............1 figure missing
I had that happen with signal jammers
Found it while doing a security contract, my toreador just locked onto it and I fired thinking it was a cop car
before i started i had 32 already randomly collected........thats the problem............but i went to all locations ........
How to use mkll properly:
Fly high
Don’t go targeting random people you’ll die like an idiot
Optional: go off radar
the last 2 spwans at the airscrap fielf after u get to 98
Tried clearing cache? Maybe it is there but visually not showing up.

I'm 450
you also wasted my time because i read your comment 
i think there was a glitch with collectibles but action figures work fine, the glitch was with movie porns
props

🤡
Uncensored moment Will Smith smacks Chris Rock on stage at the Oscars but is is GTA five cutscene Lamar roasts Franklin meme. (What's up can a loc come in your crib?)
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rembo kaiyo
now? :D
what do i do with all this RP? 
thats sus
How?
Bruh
Cuz how not?
I just press gas and it go
these cheaters need to be better drivers, man came in 2nd place even when teleporting through checkpoints

You pressed too hard
Kek
Everyone knows khanjali is the fastest wtf?
nah i was talking about a race i had
Khanjali the fastest vehicle can go 17000mph
And shoot rockets
Naught to 1000 in a millisecond
There's still a swing glitch for tanks? 
An old glitch where you try to clip in a wall to get launch in the air at ridiculous speed 
How?
Is this launch thing even a glitch?
More like buggy physics on The door thing and its often unsynced for everyine
It's a glitch
It doesnt really benefit anyone
So?
Having fun with buggy physics is not a glitch
It's still a glitch
Was just typing same thing 
A glitch doesn't have to benefit anyone
Glitch is something occurs other than it should be. Like that door, or falling down the map etc.
What else would it be? A feature?
"ItS a fEaTuRe"
Yeet door
Cuz they don't care about it
Godmode speedo💀
Why waste time fixing that?
They patched launch glitches before
They don't care about b2b and godmode stuff, why care about a garage door?
You got a point there
ask the modder
Who came first?
Cant really argue agaisnt Them not even caring about their buggy game
me 

damn that impressive
.
Cheater and a wannabe Tryhard with sticky bombs on his mk2 

now
?
man i wish they dropped a dlc iin which u could buy the entire doomsday mt chilliad base

u could walk in there from end to end for like 10 mins
You already can't buy the doomsday heist base 

4 orbital cannon and 1 big silo
Wtf is wrong with ur screen
ultra wide i'd say 
He has one of those stretched monitors
Idk how I feel about those things
Especially for gaming
i could....buy it 
yeeeeee 
turningon
So you can be Avon mk2? 
Cool , i love act 3 , brace yourself Cake ! 
haha nuuuubs cannot control car in air
lemme change to the lady and invite you
imo u shouldnt have been able to buy the jetpack before finishing act 3
the first time u ever get to use it must have been in act 3 will chasing after avon
that could have been more epic
type not write
invited kekw
agaien 😦
whats agaien
chaoooooooooo inv 😦
You counted ?! 
approximation 
remboookayo

thx to chao
I'm calling rockstar for hacking now 



we lost miniguns inside compound kekw
WE needed dem guns lul
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full marks kapitan
repeat? 
i mean we can always do a night ops and rob the island instead of compound, thats a diff fun, wish we had MOAR BAG SPACCE
its ok, noobs arent supposed to know island layout well..only compound layout 
i change my name 
meeyoo
rembo cak @wooden pebble
Mission failed
thats you lmao
that did happen a few times 
It happen to everyone getting shot by el rubio snipers 
they ganged up on yo boi in the basement when i was snacking up 
dang sometimes i go to this channel and i get a feeling like i somehow ended up in someone's dms
when all i see is private tender talk between 2 people

Oh shit i forgot i also had sniper support crew 
punished him so hard ( for killing you) , and made him into a silhouette
sniper i tried a few times
the doesnt have a supressor?
was doing silently
man love cayo man
developed the casino gameplay and meshed it together........no chossing approch......all in one,,,,silent, con ,and agg
bai chaoo working is summoning me

came back online to tell u tanks so much for the 85 cut.........( next time gibe 15 )
Answer quizz in my dms and ill give u invitation to heist (modded) discord
I thought that purple gps marker as another player and was gonna say "You left one comrade behind
"
Close save
Found this on reddit
You should send it to #gta-vehicles
i thought id never have to see another one of their oversharpened, edited photos ever again
It's not mine though
I could credit the owner
then do that
Gta 6
the real midnight purple hex looks like this before you trash the quality in photoshop
I haven't seen anything like this in this chat
It should be renamed into gta-effects
I found an old clip,look NPC what they doing😂😂😂
Rate the fit @coral flare
8/10
My favorite piece is the hard hat
It doesn’t get taken off when you get into vehicles
swear
that's kinda cool ngl
how do i share media
Gotta be at least lvl 5 @lethal birch
how do you level up in this server?
By talking
alright thank you guys
Looks fire

Did you really screen record a yt video 😜
No
You're so dumb
And it wasn’t even cropped 
ps user
Fear me
I’m a one man army
That's Alot of deluxos you have there I want one
I have more 
The first and third one
Yes 
One message removed from a suspended account.
All full with deluxos
And I still have the frozen money save so I can get more deluxos if I want
Ok
Same
You got 2 characters with deluxos?
No I just have deluxos in all my garages
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How low is your car?
Me: Yes
Thats really all r* can do
@frail condoroppa~
nice!
Wat
I got 5 stars after she said "You are being watched". 
You don't see these bois and girls everyday
modder*
wow.....i got yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeted by an npc lazer afer she sais, theres something lurking in the cloulds straving to hunt you down...........
uknow at first i didnt realise all this.......all i knew was a did some nazar stuff and went out and an red lazar appeared on map....i wasn in inv session, i thought some modder targetting me.......later i put it together

I see a man with evil intentions. He comes to take what is yours. 
gg
🤨
You got bodied
You are to bed for this language. 0 for your bed inglish
Haha
I needed to send him this message
Mf spelled bad wrong the first time and right the second time

what they do to u demo

mugger ?

Legends They are
Patrick McReary 
Some idiots that keep spawning around the map and if u come close to the van, the cops will bother u
Yeah, they never cared about u
Someone put cayo map inside of Los Santos?
lag
playing while installing another game 100gb game

I thought u were under the map
Me having a stroke after trying to read this: 
Did you die 🎱
i permanetly lost brain cells to this.
anyone up for gta 5 i need help
what other game is that? 
Grand theft redemption 2 
This was an hour after I transferred to E&E
The guy to the right on that screen (one behind you) is Patrick. Once you drop him to his location, he can be hired for Diamond Casino Heist - Gunman.
i've done all the diamond casino robbery reviews. i can't use the big con.
You scoped underground tunnel?
security tunnel ?_
The one below race track
Have you done the heist before with the big con entrance ? 
yes
😦
You did big con last and now you cant do it?
If yes, then yeah. You can't do big con before doing sns or aggressive.
i think this is a new update or I think I can choose it after the next heist
You can't do the same type of entrance twice in a row
When you finish big con, you need to do silent or aggressive to do big con again.
This option has been happening before
i'm so sorry it's hard to be an aggressive option, it can be slinet and sneaky, bu
: (
Well, you need to do Big Con, then Silent And Sneaky then Big Con again.

anyway thanks for the help
I m understand : )
im so g-

I don't know whats going on
It looks to me that they are geologists
cud have been a cockpit snipe 2
I don't get it
if u hadent lagged out u cud of shot him outta his cockpit

i managed to avoid that
because im inside a parking lot lmao
he was so mad and confused that i wasn't killed
Something Totally Not Strange About The Other Player's Name.
I don’t really care that I was orbed ngl
Just shows that I’m better if people gotta spend 750k to kill me
probably the dude left
Nope
He sent mercs to attack me, I resupplied my business, and I left myself
I already proved my worth 
what did the dude do to you lmao
It could’ve been avoided if he didn’t try to fight after I stole some bb goods from them
lmao
i went on war with someone before all because of bb goods
its was a 2v4
i was the 2
with my friend ofc
bb goods are fair game, you can grief those all you want
Natural law
Man fuck my iphone
i just remember a hydra just hovering ready to attack
but he hover in front of window
just shot him through lmao
Rookie mistake
its in the roger salvage thingy
Hydra hover mode is not to be used in pvp scenarios 
then he grab mk2 and just stand in highway for no reason
i destroy him again + his mk2
My favorite business battle is the luxington
i just use toreador to go there lmao
You have to work your way up to the top and enable an easy escape route
finally something i can agree on with you
android time
Can’t wait to get a new phone that’s just as shit but with better features and battery life
💀
goody asl bruh he mad cus i was picky with cars
Come after my IP, visit my city, help our economy 
Yeah but I'm not lagging,I'm sure they kicked me with wifi
@sour lance
But what it good for
typically its fast
You play on new gen or old gen?@sour lance
Yeahh
Old gen mean ps4 and xbox one?
Yes
Yes
I'm on Xbox 360 I play GTA online
Oh
No jk😂😂😂
:/
Im trying to save for oppressor to use for missions but taking so long
logically people know gtao in xbox 360 no longer works
If you are in new gen you can test my cars for less than 1M
Yup
Im in xbox one s
Mission? Use torreador
What thwt
better version of stromberg
How muxh
has boost
The Stromberg Mk2
around 3.7mil ig
Around 3M
I have a pr4 is that good
but i bought when discounted
$3,660,000
That's nice
At that price
Ah
I don't understand why YouTubers tell to buy MK2 for grinding
mk2 one hit
toreador 6 if you're inside of it with max armor
Yes
You agree with me Torreador is the best for grinding?@near dragon
Well i gotta start grinding
i use that all the time
Torreador
Against MK2 -> torreador
Kuruma and torreador
toreador comes with the missile
so you dont have to pay for upgrades
and you can put it in your sub
kosatka
If you have sonar in your Kosatka you can find hidden caches@sour lance
Heist thing
i think toreador has that feature too?
or am i wrong.
You need to buy in your submarine
yes
And unfortunately it doesn't work for the Stromberg :'(
i know that
destroying mk2 with toreador is quite easy for experts
The Stromberg is so beautiful
maybe newbies too
Yeah
i rarely stromberg around now
difference is stromberg has its own map logo
while toreador doesnt
But the toreador has a disadvantage,you can be easily killed by players in ground with auto aim,better to boost to counter that @sour lance
Oh
Both have one 

Yeah if Stromberg don't have icon I'm sure people going use it
Only in Kosatka
usually it doesnt?
cayo perico
Cayo perico heist
Ohhhh
Ah thats so much
70 something
And kuruma
It
For heist missions
It's a very good start
But hard for new players
Yes the missions arent hard
i dont even have a facility lmao
xD
but i have other money making stuffs
I'm lvl 276 and I still don't have sniper explo @near dragon
The old gen servers usually so less players
I keep server hop just to keep get 6 player servers
Thats annoying cause cant get enough for heists
Thats the good part
Yup
they moved on to new gen
Yeah bro fr💀





