gta-media

[blazing ruin]

He was using an alt? Was he banned from here? I'm a lil confused

[abstract cipher]

yea he was alting prob got the bean

[blazing ruin]

Damn

I was wondering why a lot of his msgs had been deleted

[junior ivy]

the real question is

were they a PS user?

[abstract cipher]

red

well they had ps and pc role tbf

[blazing ruin]

I only saw red and low lvl

[onyx brook]

https://youtu.be/4Vnj7nKdky4

[winged fjord]

@spring anchor

[winged fjord]

@worthy quartz The risk.

[outer barn]

L

This is why you buy the R2K

[lethal birch]

yup, i'd say its a pretty good buy.. especially for the fully loaded version of it

It's funny when oppressors race after you thinking they can get an easy kill by just pressing a button, but then get obliterated by the ruiner missiles that never miss

[outer barn]

Fun, practical for 20 minutes, and a major flex

Actually

It’s not practical for 20 mins

It’s overpowered

[lethal birch]

yeah, either no one bothers you for 20 minutes, or everyone comes towards you and dies for 20 minutes

but its annoying when u start fully loaded and it spawns 6 miles away

[outer barn]

Be the one who bothers

Just kill a few people and watch the whole lobby go after you

[lethal birch]

I like to bother people before starting it, get them annoyed, and then start it when everyone is coming after me

[outer barn]

This one guy I couldn’t kill because he was not only using imani tech, but job teleporting

Someone else orbed him

[lethal birch]

doin the gods work

[outer barn]

Otherwise, I killed essentially the whole lobby until people started trying to votekick me

[lethal birch]

I imagine it's a lot worse on console.. cause not only can they not lock onto you, they can't use a minigun with that much accuracy on a controller, so you're basically invincible

unless ur in an auto aim lobby

[outer barn]

Nope

Some people got close to shooting me out but I just used this really cool mechanic called ducking

[lethal birch]

yeah that does near to nothing on PC I feel like

[outer barn]

Nobody can aim on xbox

That’s the difference

[lethal birch]

yeah console aim is pepega

[outer barn]

I can hit my shots sometimes with decent accuracy

I have like .4 accuracy I think

[lethal birch]

.4 accuracy? you mean like the account stat?

[outer barn]

Ah shit it dropped down to .3

[outer barn]

It’s a stat on social club that tells you your shot accuracy

It is kinda broken because of the minigun tho

[lethal birch]

this one?

[outer barn]

Yeah

[lethal birch]

damn mine's pretty big, but i use a sniper a lot so

[outer barn]

Nice KD 👍

I’m still shooting for 2.5 as of now

[lethal birch]

My KD goes up whatever I do really, I don't even focus on it.. it's just more effort to lower it than it is to let it rise

I'm still missing a few weapon unlocks too, I gotta get those at some point

[outer barn]

I’m still a low level so I have to wait forever to get the RPG and minigun

Rockstar: seems legit

[lethal birch]

only 31? u should grind those ceo crate missions for rp until 120

[outer barn]

Yeah I probably should

I’ll start that tomorrow

[abstract cipher]

lmao

another car to crossed off the list of wanting-to-buy-but-its-stats-r-holding-me-back-it-looks-cool

[gleaming spear]

Nice!

[noble breach]

@lethal birch Throughout this entire 2v1 both of them were using BST as well, and as you can see, unless I hit them in the arm/legs, it's a 1 shot through their BST with a heavy sniper mk2 & regular rounds.

https://youtu.be/E0hhsyDgwWE?t=94

[storm mica]

[noble breach]

Heavy barrel?

that's weird asf.

[abstract cipher]

Bst

[lethal birch]

See? XD

I feel like R* didn't give a fuck about PC platform at some point

BST x BST doesn't cancel out on PC

[noble breach]

at this point I don't even now

*know

[lethal birch]

Seeee XD

@storm mica thanks for doing that for me xD

[abstract cipher]

I helped

[lethal birch]

And thanks to you too uwu

[noble breach]

without a DOUBT, the last time I played PC (like 2 weeks ago) my heavy sniper mk2 with heavy barrel, thermal scope, and suppressor was able to 1 shot reliably to the chest

[lethal birch]

Like I said, I wish it was this case on PC

[abstract cipher]

Ig it’s just bst stuff

[lethal birch]

Console platforms have slight differences

E.g. you pay insurance on console; not on PC

[abstract cipher]

U used to on pc

[noble breach]

thankfully, because modders used to be able to drain your bank account with it lmao

[lethal birch]

Yeah they removed it lmao

[abstract cipher]

Modder smh

[lethal birch]

And instead of R* fixing it

They removed it

[abstract cipher]

They never fix stuff

[noble breach]

they always do braindead fixes to bugs too. Case and point: they fixed the lester plane glitch by making requesting a plane free, so there's no point in the refund loop as it was free to begin with

[storm mica]

can't complain about it if it doesn't exist

[lethal birch]

[abstract cipher]

[lethal birch]

There's no need to fix replay glitch if everything is free ;)

[noble breach]

I still find it VERY amusing to drain the bank accounts of jet greifers using a MOC cab and a full garage of shotaros

it's great.

if they wanna destroy my MOC cab, they'll be paying $20k a strafe

[lethal birch]

Probably nothing for those who got enough mills on their account

[noble breach]

most greifers are broke.

[lethal birch]

Just like me :'(

$3M on main account lmao

[noble breach]

and there's still the phycological thing of watching their bank account go down by $20k increments.

[lethal birch]

Also random question

Why do you use thermal scope? It's ass on long range ;-;

[noble breach]

because console render range is absolute dogshit and people will disappear right in front of your face, the thermal scope still lets you see their little thermal square when that happens

[lethal birch]

Why not use thermal goggles then

They're bugged af sometimes, I admit, but it let's you use heavy sniper + advanced scope with thermal

[noble breach]

because those fuck with your depth perception, also decrease your awareness

[lethal birch]

Huh, not for me at least

Just gotta have high settings on

[noble breach]

I've been dunked on by off the radar jets simply because I couldn't see their aircraft on the horizon because of my thermal helmet. so I switched.

also it's quite hard to change back because of how drastically it changes your sniper sensitivity when zoomed in, and I've been using the thing for the past 2 years.

[lethal birch]

Pic 1: Thermal without Ambient Occlusion

Pic 2: Thermal with Ambient Occlusion

[noble breach]

I don't have access to those settings on XSX

[lethal birch]

Ohhh I see

[noble breach]

it's also personal preference, I don't see myself switching to the adv scope any time soon, having thermal just to take my sniper out and aim in without having to open my interaction menu is convenient.

[lethal birch]

It's jsut the distance disadvantage to me

[noble breach]

https://youtu.be/B4M7wk8kmRA?t=39 even though this is a grainy 720p video you can still make out their blip quite well, and I routinely have no issue reliably hitting it.

[lethal birch]

Wtffff

How'd you see that

[noble breach]

built different?

[lethal birch]

Oh man console seems so easy

They're not even strafing ;-;

[noble breach]

lots of practice helps, that and using the colorblind settings to mess with the colors and give better contrast.

[noble breach]

I find it weird shooting at not strafing targets, just because they're stationary and I'm so used to hitting moving ones.

[jade imp]

Massive advantage too, since sniper (and TV camera turret) zoom scopes are actually a cheap camera trick that moves the camera closer, and thus also affects thermal effective range.

[lethal birch]

Oh wow they just move camera closer. :|

[noble breach]

I'm very thankful they've all but patched job warping on console, as wallbreach job TPs were annoying. (ie: getting shot out of your hangar, MC buisness, or vehicle cargo warehouse)

[jade imp]

Yep, try zooming in on a jet and you'll realize the engine is louder as you zoom in closer.

[lethal birch]

Oh yeah that's right, I noticed things are louder on the scopes xd

But also with advanced scope?

That's lazy af

[jade imp]

Any zoom scope that opens a "sniper scope mode" do

[noble breach]

same thing, just zooms in less and thusly gives worse effective range.

[lethal birch]

That's so fucking lazy from r* lmao

[jade imp]

i.e. also affects stuff like MOC/Avenger turret stations

[lethal birch]

Uh, zoom scope < advanced scope

Fairly sure the advanced scope zooms in more

[noble breach]

it does.

my B

[lethal birch]

And the rendering issues are fixed with goggles (thermal)

[noble breach]

adv zooms in more, meaning more effective range, and the regular zoom/thermal/night vision give less.

[lethal birch]

Yeah... That's why I keep adv zoom, it's just 10x zoom xd

[noble breach]

to each their own, I like the convenience of having it on my sniper and being able to turn it on and off without having to slog through the interaction menu

[lethal birch]

I would imagine it's hell for console users

If I struggle to "debug" that thermal trash at times

[noble breach]

it's not that bad, once you develop muscle memory for the common inputs, like dropping BST and shit, it's easy

[lethal birch]

spams the visor up/down
Removed thermal, puts back on

Doesn't work

[lethal birch]

Try to strafe while spamming your BST

[noble breach]

like off the top of my head I know BST is "menu button, A, Down 3x, A"

it's not ahrd

at least on console

[lethal birch]

Muscle memory for me while strafing and spamming that shit

Less than a second I would say xD

Oh wait

SecuroServ is not available

[noble breach]

I play standard and use my left pointer finger on the left stick, and my left thumb on the menu button and D pad

[lethal birch]

I'm not the only one with that issue,.right?

[noble breach]

yeah it sucks ass, at least on console a modder can't glitch it for an entire session

[lethal birch]

Idk if it's a modder, I don't have that option myself

But sometimes holy shit, it's just forever not available

Makes me wanna kick people from their CEOs

[noble breach]

it's really iffy, sometimes it's gone every time you try and use it, and sometimes it's just a case of open, check, "not availible", close, check again, and it works.

other times the securoserv option isn't even in the fucking menu to register as a CEO

[lethal birch]

I spam "M" like an animal only for it to work

not to work*

"you hit the BST drop limit"

Despite having collected all BSTs

[noble breach]

I bound my interaction menu button to right ctrl so I can open it with my thumb, and enter to right shift so it's super quick

[lethal birch]

At this point I might use macros

[noble breach]

very easy to pop it right back open again after using it to drop BST, then dropping armor right after.

[lethal birch]

hits limit on BST
I evem tried to use instant BST on mod menu

Both bugged

[noble breach]

infinite BST on that super popular free mod menu works fine.,

[lethal birch]

And yeah, there are instant BST users

[noble breach]

(for me at least)

I just use the free one for infinite E rounds for PvP

[lethal birch]

For me it works usually, except yesterday

[lethal birch]

Nahhh that's scummy ;-;

[noble breach]

could I facility warp and go to my avenger to refill every 5 seconds, yes. do I want to? no/

that and during damn near every base/beach AW, or airport AW 1v1 I've been in on PC, they're using the same thing for infinite ammo.

[lethal birch]

I mean if you do tp

They'll laugh at you

[noble breach]

TP on the free menu sucks ass

[lethal birch]

Job TP it is

[noble breach]

gets stuck in an infinite loading screen

[lethal birch]

Take SH :3

Unless free menus can't

[noble breach]

what's that

[sleek oxide]

I did my first flip in a Cerberus

[lethal birch]

Script Host; allows all scripts to be passed by you.

Fixes Inf. Loading

[lethal birch]

Jojo how to pass a video here?

[abstract cipher]

be lvl 5

[modest zinc]

https://youtu.be/rYpuVhZez8w

[wooden pebble]

[abstract cipher]

kiflom

[golden berry]

See you in 4d once you gave him enough for the outfit

[wooden pebble]

i could have been willin to pay him 1 mill in a single go instead of press a button 575 times

@patent breach

doomsday with 3 other randoms

https://tenor.com/view/2omb-pray-prayge-gif-24836268

hope it goes well

[lunar needle]

That was annoying as hell to get man took me like 30m to a hour

[wooden pebble]

nvm.......kick out after starting mission

[gleaming spear]

How did you get buried there?😭

[wooden pebble]

theres a bug in that spot

yeeeeepeeeeeeee 90k

3 dudes

[gleaming spear]

[wooden pebble]

52 merrywher patrol kills

[slate raven]

Man if only this thing got flares

[coarse sage]

i love the 4x money on the events

criminal damage gave me 140k

and the checkpoints gave me 200k

[blazing ruin]

I keep getting under 50k

[coarse sage]

if other players participate you will get more

just like races

[wooden pebble]

i see

alway keep getiing suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid bus battle

and SiNiPeR KiLls

HeAZdShOtS

[coarse sage]

i like king of the castle the most

STROWBERRIE

[blazing ruin]

Bus battle? Tf is that

[coarse sage]

lmao idk either

[wooden pebble]

mannnnnn the hunt the beast gives a ton......when it was x2 monies it gave like 100k

imo they should leave this x4 permanenty

[coarse sage]

i killed the beast yesterday, gave me like 60k

[wooden pebble]

i won as the beast once

winning as beast gives more than killing the beast

[coarse sage]

yeah true

[wooden pebble]

juicy upto 200k wins in freedom events every9 mins makes it very good and active

[noble breach]

what am I looking at? I've genuinely never seen this.

OH nvm

kill list valk, which I did once and promptly forgot about.

[blazing ruin]

[wooden pebble]

amzin

post in #gta-vehicles many will like

[patent breach]

You already failed

[wooden pebble]

there seems to be a bug

i have all guns i didnt have,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and all guns have 9999 ammo

no i didnt play survival

[sage pollen]

not a bug, modders

[wooden pebble]

[wooden pebble]

2/3 won

1 more and me gets 200k

lvl 1 starter pack item 2 - kill a player and steal their vechile

item 1 being drives a turismo r

[wooden pebble]

chat do be ded tho

[gleaming spear]

Hello🤗

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/swift-hot-topic-hot-topic-gifs-peanutmakesgifs-thesims17-gif-22505882

[gleaming spear]

How are you cakeee?

[wooden pebble]

noixe

susssy baka lip prints

[gleaming spear]

No

[elfin nymph]

say ty

i'd love that

[wooden pebble]

[golden berry]

Ok , here a picture of my character during the first days of the contract dlc

[patent breach]

you finally found the one

[golden berry]

You actually managed to miss the casino valet with a mf minigun ?

[proven kestrel]

I betcha ain’t no one can do a better drift than this

[elfin nymph]

wasn't even a drift

if so it barely counts

[wooden pebble]

awww she so polite

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-laugh-kek-intensifies-kek_intensifies-gif-10111909

[onyx brook]

https://youtu.be/Z08a2B42b8Q

[lethal birch]

Changed my mind as I was about to shoot him because there’s a women next to the valet

[elfin nymph]

women 😡

[proven kestrel]

When you ever seen a bike do that tho

[wooden pebble]

met this fine genglemen

rare sight of 4 dudes in a casino in 2022

[gleaming spear]

[elfin nymph]

i do that all the time it's just using the handbrake...

[elfin nymph]

i too, love the stromberg

i had one on xbox

[wooden pebble]

a pyro killed me

[wooden pebble]

boi some world war stuff goin on in da sky

[golden berry]

Naah just duggan bringing some mk2 carbines to guard the casino wheel

Try to spin the wheel 2 time the same day and they shoot you

[abstract cipher]

Or some randoms doing special carg

They look like froggers and one mission spawns 3 near this place

[hazy hull]

I DID IT

2×10⁵ KILLS

43% of that are from law enforcement

[lost wolf]

I see 4+ every time I go to the casino ||after I block the wheel for a bit ||

[onyx brook]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OTvXfelVENM
😎

[cyan ravine]

ayo does this guy have any glitch clothing

[quick river]

Can someone explain to me wtf just happened?!

[cyan ravine]

prob a modder

[quick river]

It’s on Xbox tho

There must be a random death barrier floating above the highway because I teleported after I died

[lethal birch]

Modder

[outer barn]

Shit on by a level 31

I like how my response to losing 200k in cargo is to spend 750k on an orbital

@near dragon

[near dragon]

3 guys

i never orbital because i dont have one

[outer barn]

I only do it if I need to

[near dragon]

if me, i grab my deluxo and grief them

not on deluxo, other vehicles too

[outer barn]

That’s hard when they’re in a nightshark

[near dragon]

the only time i can grief

[near dragon]

i destroyed a nightshark before

its intense but i managed to do so

[outer barn]

It’s really hard, and if I can’t get my jet quickly, I’ll just leave or orb depending on the circumstances

[near dragon]

i destroyed the nightshark with a rogue

[patent breach]

junglemen. yes.

[lethal birch]

Level 31 but level 120+ weapons

It's not impressive nor cool; if you already own what anyone owns in the game. Level wouldn't matter by then.

[patent breach]

cops can't have fun time? :((

[wooden pebble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGLtcMW6-5k

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-laugh-kek-intensifies-kek_intensifies-gif-10111909

[outer barn]

how are those weapons considered 120+

[lethal birch]

Most people don't bother doing bunker research at a low level

[wooden pebble]

dis man professtional

[lethal birch]

You're not level 31 per se, it's just an alt/Smurf account

[outer barn]

also

I still have a disadvantage

stats

[lethal birch]

It's like those YouTubers that write: "Clapped by a level 10!"

[lethal birch]

No disability

The mk2 one hits, your lower health does not draw you down

And shooting skills are easy to "upgrade" fast

[outer barn]

still gotta get those up

[lethal birch]

Yeah... there's no disadvantage.

The flex of being a low level is ludicrously stupid lol

Besides you're not using a gun with recoil either, so it's not like you're experiencing disadvantage there either

[outer barn]

fair

[outer barn]

gta guns have recoil?

[patent breach]

the moment i saw boxes....i knew its was gonna be lame...

[lethal birch]

Only for low levels xd

There's some recoil on weapons, but not as hard as other games

[outer barn]

as a former COD and BF4 player, can confirm.

[patent breach]

i mean if you are cheating, why spawn rhino , why not khanjali lmao

[lethal birch]

Kek

[junior ivy]

when did GTA turn into Destiny?

[lethal birch]

Now

[wooden pebble]

dese yters be thinking that saverdr spam worked because of strauss said that rdr will continoue to get long term updates

they was going to eventually do some update anywayss

now that e and e got over with

i remember them saying that rdr team got shifted to gta for e and e

https://tenor.com/view/quby-chan-gif-22672316

[gleaming spear]

Hi

[frail condor]

0

[dusky timber]

what is the point of this post in a gta online server other than containing a link to a video by someone who used to make gta online videos?

and just an hour or two after upload, almost looks like you're subbed just to talk shit like "thepro cringe man won't stfu about rdo just move on cmon "

replying to a gta screenshot with a barrage of unrelated nonsense talking basically about how people are not allowed to be passionate about anything other than the biggest thing

[noble breach]

Honestly the professional is whiny

also: why would someone who makes all of their money "legitimately" consistently have a act 2 invite on their phone?

[frail condor]

idk maybe he finds the bogdan problem fun

[blazing ruin]

I have a constant prison break invite on my phone

[golden berry]

Think about the poor rashkovsky waiting for you to reunite him with his casco

[patent breach]

@wooden pebble hug me tight bro

[patent breach]

His money is legitimate as in he never modded in money

[golden berry]

hmm

Can't update my games in peace

[patent breach]

ew imagine using steam in 2022

rockstar launcher is what chads use in 2022

[golden berry]

I have the game on the 3 platforms

Kinda pain having to launch epic/steam/rgl everytime there's an update

[patent breach]

hey...its a good game, makes sense you bought 2 copies

3 if you actually bought epic copy

[golden berry]

also have the ps4 version and ps3 digital

gta 5 , gta 5 everywhere

[patent breach]

my desktop

[golden berry]

I keep my desktop clean , i didn't pay wallpaper engine to have icon everywhere

[patent breach]

mine is clean too

[golden berry]

My man playing gta 5 on windows xp

[patent breach]

background is windows XP 2018 version

[patent breach]

i am a man of culture

[noble breach]

Uhh, then why does he have a bogdan invite on his phone? I've never met anyone that's legitimately made money that has a act 2 invite in their job list and ready to go. Even if it was for warping reasons, act 1 has far easier preps/setups to do just to get the warp, and in the professional's case, the heist is set up and ready to go with all setups and preps completed.

and mods don't exist on playstation......

[patent breach]

yea he replay glitches....and technically that isn't mod money lol

[noble breach]

okay? still doesn't make the money "legit" as he claims

[upper fjord]

I'm pretty sure he used to do alot of crew MC sales

[lethal birch]

Legitimate means no glitches, no exploits and no mods.

[celest spade]

You can use job invites as teleport to facility, apt etc.

[noble breach]

When you hit a dirt gnasty snipe on a opressor but R* gives you a hitmarker

[lethal birch]

Glitches are per se already an exploit of the network's programming.

[noble breach]

did you go on to reads any of that post?

why would he use act 2 with everything done to get the warp rather than act 1?

[celest spade]

Why would i? I just answered "act 2 invite on job list" part.

[lethal birch]

Read the whole post then.

[noble breach]

that's a staggering amount of ignorance and mental gymnastics to defend a youtuber that doesn't care about you.

[celest spade]

I also have act 2 invite, but haven't done bogdan maybe for 2 years.

[celest spade]

I don't care about any youtubers.

Fuck almost all

Better yet, fuck youtube

[noble breach]

My point is that it's mad sus for someone who apparently "hates glitches" to have a invite to a widely known glitch....

[lethal birch]

Unless he does cayo only

[noble breach]

that and mysteriously have OOGLES of money appear between sale streams.

[lethal birch]

I haven't touched bogdan in 1746727226336 years

[noble breach]

he stopped regularly streaming and playing before cayo

[noble breach]

anywho: why the hell would he grind money off stream? that's how he makes IRL cash?

[lethal birch]

Imagine

[deft canyon]

Thats a lot of taken storage space

about 300 gb

probably still less than warzone

[noble breach]

that's wicked all I get his hitmarkers xDD

[lethal birch]

the guy u shot must've been at full health ig

[near dragon]

the guy might be banging his table

[lethal birch]

The time a whole group of people surrounded the apartment of a very angry japanese guy

[near dragon]

they're annoyed and wanted justice?

imagine you can destroy apartments

[lethal birch]

Well the guy wasn't too kind and kinda just started throwing slurs at anyone he thought were foreigners and nobody likes those sorts of people so we just waited for him to come out.

[near dragon]

he uses his voice?

yeah well duh

[lethal birch]

typed furiously lol

[near dragon]

and what happened

is the dude still there hiding

[lethal birch]

left but he really had no other option

[near dragon]

the only time i saw players working together to destroy an insulting person

he left because if he exits, he'll die?

[junior ivy]

i should’ve been there to pound all of you

[onyx brook]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OTvXfelVENM

[lethal birch]

you could try

[junior ivy]

send invite

[lethal birch]

you're on xbox

[junior ivy]

yeah.

oh

fudge

i didn’t see the chat log on the right

back to elden ring

[lethal birch]

Real question is why are you on a cow

[lethal birch]

There's a way to teleport

-> drink alcohol -> pass out -> spawn in hospital

[lethal birch]

why not?

[lethal birch]

Why are you not on me

Uwu

[wooden pebble]

@patent breach

they meant online service not updates

yters already was makin vids that saverdr succeded and so on

the game to be free soon on ps plus

this purely shows its poopoo

curently

and noting big is planned

maybe if they lucky, they can get some new flavored beans

[patent breach]

flavoured beans are yummm

@wooden pebble lets do rambo cayo :)

[wooden pebble]

shall we leave

pack dem bags

[gleaming spear]

[patent breach]

yea...but you are providing the tickets right?

ya boi did good on this moto waaaas

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/no-money-money-life-wallet-broke-gif-7513240

[wooden pebble]

we do now?

[patent breach]

yos invite

[wooden pebble]

lets me turn on gam

[wooden pebble]

u have cayo setup?

[patent breach]

no i thought you were hosting " plane tickets"

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-sleeping-sleep-time-good-night-bedtime-gif-15916910

[patent breach]

i mean i do have a cayo saved with panther.....

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/letter-b-dancing-gif-9063746

https://tenor.com/view/number-two-number2-two-popping-bubbles-gif-15523216

https://tenor.com/view/bridget-letter-b-marriage-crush-gif-12853061

[patent breach]

i don't even do b2b anymore, i just have it as a way to gift moni

[wooden pebble]

u want to do?

[patent breach]

too depressed to do today

but tomorrow yes

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/monsters-inc-boo-hug-big-hug-gif-24350322

TWAINNNNNNNNNNN

super unrealistic

aint no one gaurding a loco like that

only they cargo

not the loco

[patent breach]

@wooden pebble ya boi is happy ingame tho

[wooden pebble]

can u do this stealth

[patent breach]

which one is this? casino work?

[wooden pebble]

tuners

ecu job

[patent breach]

i did tuner jobs like 2 times only

i think so

[wooden pebble]

[blazing ruin]

I don't think u can, it's like Cayo fingerprint prep stealth, they tell u u can but u can't

Were those clothes picked up or one of ur outfits?

[wooden pebble]

nono clothes gont nothing with this mission

ohno this bouta end painfully

[patent breach]

rip ballz

[glacial ice]

Can you please stop posting random gifs in the gta media channels

[dusky timber]

[wooden pebble]

[patent breach]

I just gave this guy uber service and he got out and chose "You Slut"

[wooden pebble]

dam they thought it thru

above the haters

[patent breach]

you "dear" fwen is texting you

[gleaming spear]

Accidentally sent the guard flying😳

[wooden pebble]

ace ur female character needs moreclothes

buy a suit

or a frok

or a dress

[golden berry]

Or a tryhard outfit

[gleaming spear]

Do you think this looks good,Cake?

[wooden pebble]

are u gurl irl too

bery nice

[wooden pebble]

i was just messing with u. wear whatever u likes

[gleaming spear]

Oh okay lol

[onyx brook]

https://youtu.be/jgPtIWPeOek
😃

[elfin nymph]

I think him shooting you was a little more disrespectful

and kinky

[blazing ruin]

At least it's not Cayo

[junior ivy]

yeah

there’s was some stupid ape here who took pride in it

and i said Casino Running > Cayo Running

[wooden pebble]

x4 cayo money when

[elfin nymph]

feb 31st

[wooden pebble]

had my brain working there a bit

[abstract cipher]

Can happen any time on the pc version

[blazing ruin]

Bro, why u lie? There's no February 31st.
It's obviously February 30th

[sleek oxide]

It happened again

[outer barn]

This was kinda nasty ngl

Yes, I have 9 million not put into the bank yet

[sleek oxide]

I forgot a lot, I have 17 mil on my second character that I forgot to put into my bank because I never go on that character

[lethal birch]

Yes

[onyx brook]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0fLxUKKq0Zk

😃

[storm mica]

lmao wtf

[static lark]

Hola

anyone's here?

[ripe patrol]

No idea how that happened…

[hazy hull]

modmail ignoring me :(

[lethal birch]

Ok

[hazy hull]

wdym "ok"?

[lethal birch]

Says ok
Refuses to elaborate further
Leaves

[lost urchin]

wtf is going on here

[hazy hull]

cool...

mariachi band

Mexicans

[patent breach]

I'm trynna make a joke but i realize i am a burrito bandit myself 🙂

[lethal birch]

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PROPERTIES?

Bro I’ve never seen this many markers of friends properties and shit

[celest spade]

If it is not bugged, they are your friends' and/or crew members' houses.

[lethal birch]

Oh that’s why

[granite zenith]

Anyone wanna run cayo

[lethal birch]

Like everyone in this server is IGN

[tardy stone]

@granite zenith, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #xb1｜cayo-perico-lfg

Requested by: @celest spade

[lethal birch]

And yes, I’m part of the ign crew. Go ahead and make fun of me

[celest spade]

I left it years ago, because most modders were using "crew join" and dropping stupid shit around.

[surreal elk]

That sucks, plus there’s such thing as “no crew killing”

[patent breach]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

WTF they just took it away

[gleaming spear]

[patent breach]

[celest spade]

I haven’t done single freemode yet.

[patent breach]

man is already doing jobs at rank 0....tough life

[lethal birch]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

BWHAHAHAHAHAAHHA FIRST TIME I SEE THAT

[opaque pecan]

They thought like: You did 3 Freemode events so u have to pay us the money because u liked it 😂

[lime dagger]

How to fix files reqired to play gta can not be downloaded

[boreal coral]

Taxes

Slight cut of 100%

[foggy sand]

Well this is a new hack... Everyobe us called White

[golden berry]

Not new

[coarse sage]

test internet connection, restart ps and try again

[coarse sage]

thats was nice

[indigo sun]

thanks

[lethal birch]

Godmode user talking about skill

[lethal birch]

Skillmode*

[lethal birch]

Lel

[upper fjord]

[lethal birch]

[patent breach]

ah yes the casino heist teases :>

man is really killing it :3

[golden berry]

That's why i say gta online aim assist is too strong on pc

[deft jacinth]

Bros grinding kd

[wooden pebble]

[patent breach]

caaaaaaak moto waaaaaas

[wooden pebble]

yosssssssschaoooooooooooo

[wooden pebble]

only like 1.5 dayz left :((((((

[patent breach]

they took mine away

@wooden pebble inviting

[wooden pebble]

chao da host

kick the lvl1498 guy

nvm

he lookin sussy baka

[patent breach]

you get nightshark and i get halftrack and we meet up

[wooden pebble]

change yo name rn

[wooden pebble]

diff teams

beatifull

RIP CHAO

[patent breach]

@wooden pebble you really won with timeout lmao

[wooden pebble]

SOWRY

[patent breach]

i won

[wooden pebble]

same team chaoooooo

[patent breach]

blame the game 💀

i gtg now tho, bye cak

[wooden pebble]

BAI CHAOS

thanks for playing with yo boi

and chane your name to Extremely happy gtao enjoyer

[patent breach]

I don't lie

[golden berry]

No one came to get the last crate from the business battle 😦

[junior ivy]

farm them for kd

[golden berry]

If i do that it mean i lose my friend

And i do arena wars to farm kd

[blazing ruin]

So apparently, u can grab the plasma cutter b4 knowing the crew location and deliver it to ur kosatka but u still need to go to their safe house and the setup only finishes when Pavel tells u where they are (after u've killed them, stole and delivered the cutting torch) and go there

Once again, Pavel is fucking useless and talks too much

[lethal birch]

Damn, they're so skilled

[golden berry]

Already got the same kind of thing , surprising rockstar didn't made sure those kind of thing don't happen

[junior ivy]

applies to all locations

that includes merry weather hq

[blazing ruin]

Delivers cutting torch to pavel
Pavel: "Thank you my friend, I'll keep it safe for the heist. Now go steal to this crew safe house that you just stole from."
Goes there
Pavel:"I have found their location and you can steal their stuff now"

[blazing ruin]

Fuck that, ain't doing that

[wooden pebble]

[wooden pebble]

[lethal birch]

Joj88

[sick plank]

what was this for

is thta for

the

freemode events

[wooden pebble]

according to r* wording,-------COMPLETE 3 FREE MODE EVENTS

Iam very sure i only won 2 events.......so it doesnt need you to win i think

just have to participate, like register some score

x4 events naice.can make upto 200k

[lethal birch]

So many cops

[abstract cipher]

camp in an indoor parking lot with a tank and ull see how many cops there will be

[blazing ruin]

I'd love to wall glitch just to kill cops

Sure, you could just go godmode in Director mode or even in online, but I want to wall glitch

[abstract cipher]

i go on a roof and snipe helis

[lethal birch]

If you go on the Maze Bank the only thing you'll have to deal with is the police helis, so yeah I do that a lot too

I shoot the propeller until it breaks and then they fall to their death

[abstract cipher]

just shoot it once with hev rev

[lethal birch]

It has special ammo and I can't be bothered to buy the special ammo for it

Idk if there's any other pistol/revolver I have as strong as that one tho

[abstract cipher]

hit it twice with hev sniper

idk y but when i switch lobbies all my ammo except heavy and throwable replenish

even special ammo in hev rev

[wooden pebble]

The san andreas easter egg

[livid gate]

Finally got all the bikes I wanted moved into my clubhouse

wanna know what all those bikes are?

[trim bloom]

Hello everyone, is anyone in need of money in GTA online?

[livid gate]

Not really

[wooden pebble]

nc safe is pog

[hushed wraith]

Pog

[sick plank]

nice

ill check it out

[quick river]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Flher-nQ62k

[gleaming reef]

time I would have spent elsewhere

[gleaming reef]

[granite fjord]

should have*

[outer barn]

@sleek oxide Am I improving?

Finally landed on a moderately small building top on purpose

[gleaming reef]

[patent breach]

finally played all motowass

[abstract cipher]

dk how u did it without getting modded like crazy by modders

[lethal birch]

Most adversary modes have no modders

E.g. Sumo Remix, Cross The Line, etc.

[abstract cipher]

every time i play tehres always one blowing everyone up

[lethal birch]

wtf xD

[abstract cipher]

esp on motor war they just make the vehicle gun to be explosive

[lethal birch]

And das why you have another modder fren

To kick em out and lock session

[abstract cipher]

i have some of those theyre now either beaned from the game or they rarely play or cant play

[lethal birch]

Mhmmm

I like to play adversary modes but there's like no players everytime I try

@cerulean axle check the fit

[outer barn]

i desire this.

[cerulean axle]

Yessir I fuckin hate tryna snipe those fits😭

[storm mica]

pty sure thermal sees it anyways

[lethal birch]

Buy the termal Helm and aktivate it and use in jet u watch everything

[lethal birch]

🐮

[hybrid tartan]

The cat looks fire @lethal birch

[lethal birch]

[hybrid tartan]

I MEANT CAR FCK

OOPS SORRY MB-

[patent breach]

The trick is to not play with chinese....and i am asian myself so i definitely Ain't being racist

[abstract cipher]

not even the chinese

[patent breach]

I encountered cheaters 2 times of all the plays...both were blocky users (probably from minecraft land)

[abstract cipher]

i find a modder in every lobby

it doesnt count as "played gta today" if i didnt get crashed

[patent breach]

Hmm i have not been crashed in more than a month

[frail condor]

Only the head, its for the mentally unstable who need every advantage to win in pvp

[golden berry]

You guys are getting crashed ?

[patent breach]

my last match was one of the cheater filled ones.....damn those minecraft ppl

[golden berry]

They are using the same gaming chair i see no problem in that

[hybrid tartan]

Wait why we getting upset over chairs?

[lethal birch]

God mode takes skills cry

[keen gale]

Whoa cool! This guy followed a list of instructions to annoy everyone in the session! - everyone

[upper fjord]

He just wants attention leave him be

[wide heath]

[vapid path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/713241008774578241/976820660879892520/british_gets_clipped.mp4

[golden berry]

Picture taken before we start hating each other for doing every cmm

[keen gale]

Better keep walkin

[patent breach]

What server is that ?

[violet inlet]

Gta series

[late nimbus]

@keen ibex

[lethal birch]

I feel like a kid again booting up GTA for the first time on such an ancient monitor

[late nimbus]

how dare u to have only 3 games

i personally have like 200

[keen ibex]

wow imagine ppl believed this

[golden berry]

You reinstalled windows xp too ?

[late nimbus]

wow imagine if it was fake... i wish it was...

[lethal birch]

I have over 250 games lol

[late nimbus]

says 3

[lethal birch]

I think you missed the search bar

[late nimbus]

bad monitor

:)

[lethal birch]

Again, refer to what I said :)

[late nimbus]

and why is it windowed

why

[lethal birch]

It was literally booted up for the first time

[late nimbus]

when i did it was full screen

[patent breach]

Is that windows 95?

[late nimbus]

i think thats 11, win 95 is better

[lethal birch]

*Linux

[patent breach]

I'd even go far as saying macos is better than windows 11

[lethal birch]

But I think win 95 perfectly describes it

[patent breach]

Win11 is such unoptimized unfinished clusterfuck of a product

Much like most software these days....except that's supposed to be our OS

[late nimbus]

Win OS cries SOS

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-suspect-among-us-gif-18663592

@patent breach end of a great weeek of MOOOOOOOOOOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAS

[patent breach]

U want sum perico?

[wooden pebble]

X4 MONEYS ON RACES POG TOO

[patent breach]

People cheat more on races than adv modes

[wooden pebble]

https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/89o3451578o7k8/race-to-the-finish-line-for-4x-rewards-in-land-and-special-vehicle-rac

https://tenor.com/view/daspoody-fax-facts-do-tho-gif-24929145

[wooden pebble]

DAWG

U can make some serious cash with this

[patent breach]

My life experiences heavily say no to betting

[golden berry]

cool , 200k without having to start the game

[wooden pebble]

200kif u own the pistol
100k if u cayo tresure or los santos underwater chache

[gleaming spear]

[wooden pebble]

nice pics innit

man a whole ton of great discounts

u know wat this means

dlc soon

after this month of free mode events end we should see dlc

[coarse sage]

trash jet pilot lol

[frail condor]

wow

[keen gale]

One day I'll get the jackpot...

[patent breach]

you want? @wooden pebble

[wooden pebble]

in 20 mins

or 15

[wooden pebble]

[wooden pebble]

hopin in

[wooden pebble]

invite

[patent breach]

daddy is bek

[lethal birch]

Damn, bet he feels real stupid right about now

[verbal badge]

wtf

OK

[patent breach]

@wooden pebble told you so....

[wooden pebble]

bery nice

butbutbut

where the username tag

[lethal birch]

there's a cowboy in my car 👀

[cyan stag]

he looks like a mexican

[blazing ruin]

He's right tho, looks like a sombrero

[willow urchin]

he look like hes liking it

[lethal birch]

it definitely wasnt a classic mexican sombrerro

xd

[lethal birch]

damn nice

[vale bay]

sus

[lethal birch]

So you have the Approved Shitposter role but you still post it here?

[late nimbus]

it aint shit, it is masterpiece

[edgy anchor]

A "masterpiece" in the wrong channel

[coral flare]

this has nothing to do with gta

it's a terrible real life advertisement

[sleek oxide]

This was close

[junior ivy]

what in the absolute fuck is that shadowing

[deft canyon]

Next gen moment

[hazy hull]

spinny boi

[edgy anchor]

Helikopter Helikopter

[hazy hull]

[median knot]

can anyone please buy me GTA its 11$ rn on g2a?

[royal flare]

dang get up craig!!!

[rustic skiff]

After MANY attempts, I finally managed to get the kifflom shirt

[polar thorn]

Me dying in the airport and now having to run almost 7 straight minutes to a suitable road for a car

[storm mica]

i feel you

[sleek oxide]

Just call a sparrow

Also you can call vehicles while next to the hanger so if your on the other side of the airport you can do that

[near dragon]

i wasted around 10-20 minutes to get the other kifflom outfit you got from nc

[mighty osprey]

bruh the graphics are even worse on next gen

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch you're just lucky I don't know how to network this yet

make me

that's right only he can make me shut up

[lethal birch]

wdym what's wrong with the graphics xd

[near dragon]

its probably the terrain that looks like the graphics are bad

[lethal birch]

Or the fact the sun appears to be directly above the player, so everything looks like it has little to no shadow

[wooden pebble]

[gleaming spear]

[near dragon]

the almighty Lord has blessed you and forgave your sins

[wooden pebble]

[wooden pebble]

Thanku. God is great

[past fox]

Hasn't even been a week and I already made 4.9m pog

[gleaming spear]

Nice

[near dragon]

active grinder

[past fox]

Been doing nc jobs every 4 hours so yes lol

[lethal birch]

Interesting… mods won’t answer dms so rack up the pings, please. I’ve dmed just about 3 mods but no one would like to answer

[golden berry]

But you are supposed to use @wise anvil to contact the mods not dm them individually

[wise anvil]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert the moderators.:exclamation:

[lethal birch]

Yeah and no one answered

So I dmed them personally

Still no answer

[golden berry]

They are not looking at ModMail rn give them a little time they'll take care of that once they saw it

[near dragon]

you want to dm them to contact radstyke?

[lethal birch]

@thorn trail

[thorn trail]

wot

lul

[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

Tomorrow

[woven shore]

Anyone got a better duo time with elite on cayo?

[lethal birch]

Uh like 20 seconds

[woven shore]

😅 One word, only one will describe how

[lethal birch]

Mods

[blazing ruin]

Pls delete b4 someone starts talking about wOrLd rEcOrDs

[woven shore]

Understandable, have a good day

[smoky agate]

more pics of the couple

[fiery sparrow]

Working as Uber for some people when GTA NPC do what it does the best

[abstract rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/pingu-drink-drunk-gif-5479987

@cinder geode

[cinder geode]

ok? 😅 😨

[deft jacinth]

Is that you drinking piss

[abstract rapids]

Ice tea

[elfin nymph]

this is sad

[deft jacinth]

Where's the ice

[smoky agate]

Why sad, they look cute :3

[elfin nymph]

Why are you making a video game couple

Also check the parents

You better not of slipped up

[slate raven]

Who tf is that on top of my submarine lol

[smoky agate]

Dw this is not some Alabama type shit

[lethal birch]

I've seen that before, it's the driver 🤯

[patent breach]

Submarine has an erection

That's the boner

[wooden pebble]

thats actually a place holder for the sub

he is supposed to be invisible

sometimes he bugs out

[patent breach]

No that's definitely the boner

[wooden pebble]

this is y u dont do game design

the fun is ruined

everything is not as it seems to be

a ton of faking and stuff goes on

and once u know how to do it, u wont as nearly enjoy the game

[elfin nymph]

Proof?

[celest spade]

[golden berry]

Best thing would be some kind of teaser on the map for the next dlc

[wooden pebble]

THATS JUST PVP REBALANCE

woop caps

[wooden pebble]

that already exsitss

[golden berry]

That's a radio station

[golden berry]

It's the MOTOMAMI radio station icon

[wooden pebble]

dawg

thats the point

[wooden pebble]

now read the subtiles below in order

and this from newswire

its a new vip contract rosalia who is in trouble and needs our welp

@golden berry

[celest spade]

I was waiting for new Vip contracts.

[golden berry]

I'm not helping her , i'm tired of bad radio station

[celest spade]

Maybe with your help, it will become good radio station?

[golden berry]

Already have a solution for that it's called self radio

[wooden pebble]

@celest spade u see hte wording is really sussy baka...............the first contract we welp find dre phone and get his music back.......but this............'she isnt in ENOUGH TROUBLE to need our welp'

says she in trouble in cops

and again.....freemode pvp rebalacing........now y rebalance now ?????

and again,,,,they celebrating month long free mode event bonus

this stuff might be a mix of cops stuff too

[celest spade]

[wooden pebble]

[golden berry]

But all i want is a garage we can customize like the penthouse

Imagine being able to choose the wall color if you want to put lamp/plant and stuff like that between the cars

[celest spade]

I want new phone

[wooden pebble]

mike might be involed in this too

[celest spade]

When you see all in one table?

Mike, Trevor and Franklin.

[golden berry]

Boat dlc confirmed

[patent breach]

rambo cayo?

[wooden pebble]

5 min

[patent breach]

ok i do racing then

[wooden pebble]

i son

u on

[wooden pebble]

@patent breach thkls to chao agent for lending me his clothes

[wooden pebble]

man started a doomsday act 3 with a lvl 5 and lvl 44

[golden berry]

You are judging the level 5 too much , i done act 3 with 2 friends when i was level 10 i was better than them with my little golden red dead revolver

[abstract rapids]

Real,thx MrbossFTW😂😂😂

[wooden pebble]

goin well for now

man walks in his his perico pistol

[wooden pebble]

hmmmm nice

[golden berry]

It's not at elite challenge pace

[wooden pebble]

[wooden pebble]

4 randome, 1 lvl 5 one lvl 44

no language communitcation

weeeeeeeeeh

[sleek oxide]

You take screenshots of literally everything you do in gta

[wooden pebble]

back agin......lonely ........riding off to the sunset

[sleek oxide]

@wooden pebble what’s with you and the screenshot button