gta-media

[wooden pebble]

phd in paramedics

[patent breach]

@wooden pebble

[wooden pebble]

thts not that

[patent breach]

Limited times are just smoking jackets

[wooden pebble]

man i swerar i have worn these

[coral flare]

new heist: steal the train

[wooden pebble]

gonna leave los santos and join el rubio gaurd position

TWAINNNNNNNNNNNN

[patent breach]

I want someone to love me like the way cak loves twains

[wooden pebble]

FOUND DA PANTZ

[patent breach]

Ohh it's a suit set

Lez gooooo

[wooden pebble]

THIS A TIGHTER VERSION

[wooden pebble]

STILL CANT FIND JACKET

[coral flare]

ofc when i go to try and find the jacket, a rockstar admin gets on

[wooden pebble]

from online

[patent breach]

Look in sets? As well as outfits

[wooden pebble]

i swear this wasnt there before

thx to diz man

[gleaming spear]

[deft canyon]

Oh god... not that guy

[wooden pebble]

whos that

oh nvm

[deft canyon]

dat_saintsfan

[wooden pebble]

just noticed

[deft canyon]

Dude will nitpick literally the smallest inconveniences in good cars

[wooden pebble]

mexican mrboss

cant wear watch with suit

wat type of ....................

nonsense

[patent breach]

Rockstar do be doin some clothing glitches

[wooden pebble]

but can wear with a bare hairy chest

[wooden pebble]

All check...jsut the watch

thks chaooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[patent breach]

Just gotta do some glitching now

[wooden pebble]

might have to change into my uniform to bust these bois

[patent breach]

My outfit does have a jacket with a watch, so i know i did it xD

[wooden pebble]

tellllllllllll

[patent breach]

I forgor

[wooden pebble]

u know that pc nightclub now 50k per 48 mins safe

[wooden pebble]

10 years later i still dont know there this location is

[deft canyon]

You dont know where Great Chaparral is?

[wooden pebble]

is the watch visible or the sleeve covers it too much

does it make u look as if u ballin

[patent breach]

nightclub safe at capacity, feels like forever since i last saw that notif

[patent breach]

heres how mine looks like

[light gate]

Amazing car spawn

It exploded the 2nd time

[wooden pebble]

recentley i have rarely got all my daily incomes....acency, nightclub, arcade

[wooden pebble]

ewww too lame not visible

how do u go from this to this after a shave

[deft canyon]

Put back the beard

[patent breach]

My eyes

AAAHAHAHAHA

[deft canyon]

Literal babyface

[frail condor]

need me a beard like kratos in gta

[wooden pebble]

this hair not in game innit?

must be this ......but yee combed differently

man his hairline sharper than a knife

when i go afk for a bit and needs to go somewhere

man legit goin 100+ mph

[deft canyon]

[indigo sun]

we do abit of trolling

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/hugs-sending-virtual-hugs-loading-gif-8158818

sowry

i feel like eeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvvvvil man

[deft canyon]

[patent breach]

Ill see you on da next mode

[sonic idol]

damn is this the real gta server?

or is this just another community one

[deft canyon]

Its the most popular community one

Its not an official rockstar server

[patent breach]

No 100% original pro max gta+ server

[sonic idol]

that’s good to know

[sonic idol]

yeah guess there’s no official ones

[deft canyon]

If there was an official one, it would be an abomination, to say the least

[patent breach]

t'is but a wound, I'm fine

[blazing ruin]

[wooden pebble]

cahooooooooooox

put some medicene on

[plush ether]

how did you even get that inside

[blazing ruin]

Well, for some reason the guards and cameras didn't spawn so I could freely drive around the map

I just simply ramped the bike up there using the bushes outside

[plush ether]

ah yes the classic concrete cayo perico bushes

[frail condor]

half life speedrunner

[blazing ruin]

I also ramped it out

[sleek oxide]

I witnessed a stray alkonest fall thru the map

[paper coyote]

Not gonna lie, this shit takes hard work.

[wooden pebble]

would be nicew if this affected npcs

who did it better

[wooden pebble]

like nba2k......the higher the price some people dont come ....but very low a lot come...so u have to find the balance or risk it with the 2 extremes

[gleaming spear]

I really like this idea tbh😃

[wooden pebble]

i really like u

[patent breach]

You

[balmy cobalt]

What is this?

Ok i cant send a photo

Bruh

[latent roost]

some reason i thought this was a rickroll in the end

[obtuse sinew]

hosting a car meet whoever wins receives a free Cayo heist or modded outfit map!dm me for details lobbies fill up fast

[light gate]

Lmao where was this

[wooden pebble]

@patent breach

man i thought i had it

MADAM CLUTCH

[gleaming spear]

[patent breach]

Nah brruh, she ain't into you, you'll remain a virgin forever

[wooden pebble]

[wooden pebble]

got my first pay check of 50k per 48mins

rest in perpernni 200 contracts for 20k

[gleaming spear]

W ❤️

[lethal birch]

hot n'heavy?

[storm mica]

[slender plinth]

Have them kids working at a young age👷‍♂️

[merry shuttle]

Sniped his ass nd left 1-0 he's raging💀

Look at this bozo naming himself pvp king then when we agreed to a 1v1 he was hiding far away spamming rockets on a building

[fossil terrace]

New WR for console For stealth approach*

[blazing ruin]

Not this again

[junior ivy]

no one cares

[edgy anchor]

Weird, I'm seeing multiple times faster then that

[fossil terrace]

Where?

[edgy anchor]

Google

[merry shuttle]

@fossil terrace ur a wannabe just stop trying

[junior ivy]

if they write out a long essay or something, please no one respond

[fossil terrace]

@edgy anchor word?

[lethal birch]

WTF

he is playing gta 6 xd

[scenic summit]

Woooo

[lethal birch]

HE GOT BETA

[grim lily]

Who tf is that guy

[scenic summit]

Kawaiiii

[grim lily]

[lethal birch]

IDK

[frosty cargo]

[brittle urchin]

How

Many

Messages

Do

I

Have

To

Send

To

Get

Level

5

?

[abstract rapids]

Impossible next gen consoles first

Lmao

[abstract cipher]

Yknow that’s just gonna get muted and level resetted

[edgy anchor]

Biek

[sour lotus]

WHY CANt I send vids

[hot wraith]

Wow

[lethal birch]

You need lvl 5

[lethal birch]

what happened to da spokes

you should enable FXAA, there's no noticeable performance hit and it should make those wheel spokes look way nicer

[paper tiger]

G

[lethal birch]

!mute 897638388323221556 2h Shitposting

[mint lotus]

Muted Dae Dae#2633 for 2 hours (Case #162613) (user notified with a direct message)

[onyx scarab]

Anyone got peter griffin ps4

[sinful stump]

https://youtu.be/0-niedr7nmo

[abstract cipher]

https://i.imgur.com/eKYVFyD.jpeg

dude sleeping on the job

[iron badge]

insert evil laughter

[grim lily]

Hot

[grim lily]

inserted

[winter wren]

my driver

[abstract gazelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/803292824904269917/970545320255705108/unknown.png

[lethal birch]

PYRO

It's better at dog fighting

N shit

[abstract rapids]

Lazer supremacy

[lethal birch]

Nahhh

Pyro supremacy

[abstract rapids]

Lazer nothing is better

Ground and df

[lethal birch]

Cap

[abstract rapids]

One of the first plane in gta

[lethal birch]

Pyro is so much better at df

[abstract rapids]

And lazer have the best looking

[lethal birch]

Better turn radius and shit

Pyro more sexy

[abstract rapids]

That is only for noob lol

[lethal birch]

I mean

I enjoy when lazars try and stall onme

[abstract rapids]

You forget to mention it was a Lvl 10 who rob a jet from military base lol

[lethal birch]

I'm in Badsport

[abstract rapids]

Badsport 💀

[lethal birch]

Yeah

It's hell

Like fucking 2 people do gm jet and I just follow there noob ass

In my pyro

[abstract rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/934751005126569994.gif?v=1&size=64&quality=lossless

Badsport

[lethal birch]

I enjoyed it back then

Before everyone did godmode

[abstract rapids]

Lmao

[lethal birch]

Lmao

[modest zinc]

https://youtu.be/4YAzZhzXE6Y

[winter wren]

[winter pagoda]

Lmao

[winter wren]

sanest gta player

[deft canyon]

His whole personality trait is being racist

[hazy hull]

this guy again with 12:30 runs

[tender coral]

[blazing ruin]

Is that music or someone in ur lobby?

[lethal birch]

Music

[blazing ruin]

U sure?

[lethal birch]

Yea

[blazing ruin]

[blazing ruin]

[frail condor]

penis gamer

[celest spade]

Someone got bored.

[winter wren]

lol

[indigo sun]

-_-

[lethal birch]

Twins

[serene birch]

Crazy twins?

[lethal birch]

I have tattoos and the other doesn't

[wooden pebble]

blazzzzzzzzzzzzz

[tender coral]

Bello hello

[glossy drift]

Appreciate the effort put on to get kicked out of cayo perico scope mission

[patent breach]

how are you still in this server showing that word?

[winter wren]

i dont know, at least im not the dude who spammed that message

[lost wolf]

He was never seen again

[wooden pebble]

75k supllys get u 210k

hmmm noixe buff tho

[gleaming spear]

[keen mango]

I dont like military pics specifically

I just like cool pics in general

Who doesnt

And sure , why not

[wooden pebble]

nail biter finish

[wooden pebble]

grindin for summer dlc

man r* made nighlclub too op

look at that safe

....

an export vechile just spawned in front of me

u can see its not there in the before pic

[frank oracle]

https://youtu.be/0XA3UBfmcDw

[light pike]

funny

[tender coral]

Trevor moment

[wooden pebble]

no u ...........rip 50k

[lavish spindle]

finessed

[gleaming spear]

Oof 😢

[golden berry]

For 50k i can call the cops and ask them to inspect your little sus business at La Mesa

[wooden pebble]

[quartz crag]

Throwback when drift was possible

[acoustic magnet]

drake on gtav

almost my 8 year anniversary

[lost wolf]

Been a min but no one was fighting back in this lobby

[hearty rivet]

wait you do this unironically?

[lethal birch]

haven't been in this channel for a while

[coral flare]

stopped watching as soon as i saw your minimap

bro turn those off

[lost wolf]

What

The jobs

[lost wolf]

[deft canyon]

K and where is the clip worthy part? I expected a bit more tbf

[lethal birch]

GTA is boring how do people still play the shitty game

[lost wolf]

U right I will do better

[torn imp]

average day on gta online pc

[lethal birch]

whats your res

[molten stag]

U Gotta Problem With Their Resolution?

[lethal birch]

yup

🤝

[paper nexus]

Bro saying this but he active in a gta discord

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/Dkt7W7SJ4BA?list=PLfWRTRxsXMSrELjK5ma6i_16CTP_getm7 Banger

[outer barn]

Imagine

[tender coral]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-vibing-jam-gif-18774874

[plain linden]

@lethal birch

[patent breach]

That's my fren cak

[outer barn]

It’s so nice to play like this without my Xbox producing any noise from the fan

[wooden pebble]

[gleaming spear]

[wooden pebble]

[lost wolf]

Fun bike

[outer barn]

what bike is that?

might try it out

for fun

[lost wolf]

Reever

[outer barn]

thanks

[lethal birch]

Hello

[outer barn]

heya

[lethal birch]

anyone have a heist i can do wit em

[outer barn]

bloody hell

[sand cipher]

Ewo at the end cant stop it

Its like a reflex because of all weapons

[lethal birch]

alot of people who are active here don't actually enjoy and play GTAO

[outer barn]

who enjoys gta wtf

[deft canyon]

It's a love-hate relationship with this game

[blazing ruin]

I play gtaO, I just don't enjoy it

[lethal birch]

why play something you don't enjoy

it's a waste it's time imo

[low prism]

ur mother is a waste of time

[blazing ruin]

Cuz i can't play other games due to joystick drift

[lethal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-steve-carrell-unamused-meh-gif-16391448

[lethal birch]

[low prism]

ok discord mod

[blazing ruin]

Gta is playable with joystick drift, other games are impossible to play with it

[lethal birch]

No ps5 have elite/pro controllers?

If so get those

[blazing ruin]

Gta has auto aim and not so needed camera. Other games like minecraft or warface require me to look where I want to at all times

[lethal birch]

mod role where?

[blazing ruin]

I'm on old gen

Never got a ps5

[low prism]

shut your mouth

[lethal birch]

you can play minecraft with kbm way more enjoyable and just easier to use

[blazing ruin]

Why don't you shut urs?

[lethal birch]

[blazing ruin]

Oh shit I forgot

Just kinda hard cuz my TV is not on an easy spot for a kbm

[lethal birch]

you got a desk or something?

[blazing ruin]

It's not on top of a table

[blazing ruin]

But all the wires would make a mess

[lethal birch]

oh is it mounted on a wall

[blazing ruin]

No, put on like a shelf where the wires go thought a hole in the shelf

So kinda hard to move the wires ya know

[lethal birch]

oh damn

[blazing ruin]

It's basically like if it was mounted on a wall but u can lean it forward to switch 1 or 2 cables, but u can't even see what you're doing

Not to mention this is the replacement controller. I've had it for quite a good time now

[frail condor]

I still haven't sniped a jet

[lethal birch]

lvl

lester tell me my lvl

[blazing ruin]

Do !rank
@lethal birch

[tacit tangle]

Why do u have so few weapons lol

[golden berry]

Removed the ones he don't need with the gun locker

[modest zinc]

https://youtu.be/wj9UiD4xuPA

[torn imp]

QHD

(2560x1440)

[light gate]

cringe.

[lethal birch]

Ok dc

[frail condor]

You do care

[frank oracle]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Wv33igktYVA?feature=share

[winter wren]

ayo

[junior ivy]

could you not with the stupid tags

[blazing ruin]

Only way to get views tho

[hazy hull]

annoying ear rape music, portrait mode, zoomed in screen

720p but not even 60 fps

[blazing ruin]

It's a shorts

I tried uploading 2 videos I recorded but it was forced into YouTube shorts

[hazy hull]

my 13 second video wasn't

[blazing ruin]

Where did u upload it from?

I uploaded them directly from my phone and didn't have an option not to

All ps4 clips are normal since I upload them from the ps4 gallery

[hazy hull]

I did it on my PC through ytb studio

[blazing ruin]

Actually one of them is a short and the other isn't, I really don't understand this shit

And the one that isn't got double the views

1k<2k

[tough nova]

some1 has to rate my car pls

[blazing ruin]

#gta-vehicles
They'll roast rate it there

[tough nova]

🖕

@blazing ruin

[blazing ruin]

[golden berry]

Guess the vehicles amateurs won't be able to roast the car

[wooden pebble]

@patent breach

congragulations chao

[golden berry]

It's a lie ! we all know he failed a heist

[tough nova]

bros colder than ice

[patent breach]

tf? i completed that ages ago

[blazing ruin]

It's just the truth

[patent breach]

3 weeks ago, lmao

[golden berry]

The joy of the sc spamming the last thing you did every time you log in

[storm mica]

Dont need them

[tacit tangle]

Combact mg and MK2 shotgun?

[tacit tangle]

Can you do this online?

[storm mica]

Inferior on pc

[tacit tangle]

Oh

I'm on console

You don't have auto aim on pc?

[storm mica]

U do if u use a controller but nobody does it when u have mouse

[patent breach]

On story mode only

[patent breach]

Does that actually happen?

[tacit tangle]

Oh

[golden berry]

Dk if there's a time limit on those but yeah everytime my friends started the game I would get a notif saying the last thing they did in sp

[tender coral]

Rockstar and Microsoft did a funny

https://youtu.be/QLY-kx7I2m4

@unborn stump @edgy anchor @livid flame @junior ivy

[edgy anchor]

Is it 4K enhanced or anything

[silver patio]

i delivered the auto shop vehicle but i didnt get any money

[edgy anchor]

Probably not

[tender coral]

No

[edgy anchor]

Aight

[silver patio]

man i didnt know this existed

[golden berry]

The self radio ? yeah that's a great invention

[silver patio]

others dont hear it right?

[storm mica]

No

[celest spade]

You put your songs but forgot about them?

[silver patio]

no i just put my songs

[naive shoal]

woow a 100k 0-0

[lethal birch]

window watermark

[hybrid rock]

Can I share video links?

[winter wren]

I tried to do that but everyone leaves after they figured out they can't go 3rd person lol

[lethal birch]

what the frweak is happening to the servers?

[molten stag]

Activate Ur Windows.

Shoutout To My Barber Dawg.

[near knot]

wait fr?

[tender coral]

Yee

[eternal rapids]

How the fuck did that break my car

Gotta pay 11K

For this

wow amazing game

[storm mica]

what the hell are those modifications

[eternal rapids]

Carbon

Whenever

I find Carbon I put Carbon

[lethal birch]

lookin for a heist i can do wit sum 1

[lost wolf]

Lfg channels

[indigo sun]

possibly the worst way to grind rp

[scarlet birch]

um.

h ow

[lost wolf]

[lost wolf]

Ikr

[eternal rapids]

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

I love to see it, thank you for blessing my eyes with this beautiful Faggio!

[eternal rapids]

Dont mind the rust tho I find it nice for the sheer fancy mess tot it fits

[lethal birch]

Ya it fits well don’t worry, looks nice!

[eternal rapids]

thx Igt gonna go do stuff with the gokart cya

[lethal birch]

First time?

[dense hamlet]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[outer barn]

what a great, polished, and finished game!

[dense hamlet]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[late nimbus]

WTF IS WRONG WITH IT I JUST BOUGHT IT

(its my scramjet)

bought it 5 mins ago

[bronze schooner]

Oof

The deliver man got it in an pool by accident

[dense hamlet]

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[naive shoal]

No

[molten stag]

Shoutout To My Barber Dawg.

[frank oracle]

https://youtube.com/shorts/FIOK03wwol0?feature=share

[abstract gazelle]

I made my character look like the bad guy from Destroy all humans

[dense hamlet]

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[indigo sun]

best way to greet friends

[light gate]

me when I orb the first player I see with a light blue quarter circle around their blip

[indigo sun]

nothing get's their attention more than blowing them up

[frail condor]

Am I tripping or is that 4:3

[upper fjord]

Silly griefers

[pseudo cosmos]

Doing god's work

[silver patio]

the amount of fucking spammers there are

[livid zenith]

Fr cringe

[lethal birch]

Bruh

So ps5 gta will look better soon?

[golden berry]

Simeon

[silver patio]

simeon too

the gameplay is already subpar

its now sub subpar

[junior ivy]

not flying upside down, cringe

[wooden pebble]

no

those settings only for pc

[upper fjord]

Don't need

[lethal birch]

Yea but i heard it’s just the same as ps5 already has

So nothing special

[wooden pebble]

ps5 has lets say 2 layers of RT......pc will get those 2 and an EXCLUSIVE 2 more so 4 in total

[wooden pebble]

end of the day diz......

[lethal birch]

Cap

U just say that bcs ur on pc

[edgy anchor]

😐

What would he have to gain from lying to a PS user about PC getting better graphical stuff

[junior ivy]

PS user moment

[storm mica]

[storm mica]

Oh yeah lets just say shit to make console players feel jealous ye?
It doesnt take much to understand what tez2 said but I understand you struggles at reading

[lethal birch]

Why is everyone so harsh damn

☠️

[lethal birch]

bussin'

[light gate]

u learnt that 2 days ago

[celest spade]

Scramjet loves water.

[hushed wraith]

Brooo💀💀💀💀💀

My 300k worth cargo was destroyed

There is any chance to get solo lobby on pc

I'm litterly crying

Help

[scenic furnace]

Gonna cry?

[frail condor]

youtube works extremely well, you should try using it sometime

[compact whale]

That’s not even that much

[junior ivy]

i don’t play anymore

[molten stag]

Damn.

[molten stag]

For What?

[wooden pebble]

@patent breach

[quiet hinge]

That's a meme template if I've ever seen it.

[wooden pebble]

[deft canyon]

Why you even doing cargo? And yes, there is a way

[molten stag]

Because It's The Background.

[wooden pebble]

from mr.bartor

[celest spade]

3am is not a good time to sleep (excluding whose shift ends at 2am etc).

[compact whale]

Yeah, sleep is vital. Go to sleep at 8 pm.

[quiet hinge]

10-12 is my sleep range.

[compact whale]

Change it. Go to sleep at 8.

[celest spade]

Best sleeping time is 11pm i heard.

[compact whale]

That seems to rely on the time you wake up.

And possibly one’s age.

[quiet hinge]

I have work shifts that end at 10pm, so no.

[compact whale]

that sucks.

[quiet hinge]

I'm used to it.

[wooden pebble]

[surreal tartan]

Accidentally made a screenshot out of the new gen start cutscene. Im feeling like it looks very nice, maybe someone can use it for something 🌚

[deft canyon]

The part where the shadow is behind the building is dark as a void, ngl

[hazy hull]

got this from an NPC

any explanations?

I'm very eager to know

[molten stag]

Euros.

[deft canyon]

It was not just some random NPC, it comes from the Popstar payphone hit

[abstract cipher]

would be cool if u can store it but u cant

[hollow sail]

reminds me why people in GTA will pay for anything R* does

[lethal birch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL-E8_DXki4 this channel has some pretty funny stuff lol

[hollow sail]

I don't even play GTAO and I can tell you easy ways to earn money

[lethal birch]

shark cards of course

[hollow sail]

gta+ is as many people say, very pointless

you didnt save time on 500k a month

not exclusive t-shirts either

[lethal birch]

import export makes 500k in like an hour

[golden berry]

The devest was last month bonuses actually

Rn it's the brioso

[hazy hull]

LMAO I KILLED SOMEONE'S POPSTAR

[deft canyon]

💀

[hazy hull]

that's hilarious

his mission got completed when he was halfway there probably

[coral flare]

well well well, what do we have here

[somber nest]

anyone know what font this is

[livid flame]

oh boy here we go

[outer barn]

Man fuck godmode

[molten stag]

Damn.

[light gate]

:(

[lethal birch]

4 days weak

I have 1 month left from a 4 month time

[light gate]

How did you get 4 months wth

[frail condor]

some people get over a years worth of bad sport

[worthy mason]

yr of bad sport means it's time for something else

[junior ivy]

i know a friend who’s had 3 yrs

[pseudo cosmos]

Bro spawned all these mfs in Kosatka

[lethal birch]

Just go back in

Imma have 8 months next

If I go back

[proven oriole]

Bad sport is so dumb. I’ve never had it but the fact rockstar has something like that but let’s modders roll over the game is a joke

[light gate]

Lmao true

I got baited into bad sport

Some nerd kept coming after me but he always did it in one his personal vehicles

[fossil terrace]

https://youtu.be/6rArbN8ni2A

[wooden pebble]

[junior ivy]

no one cares

[light gate]

Do people actually watch stuff like this

CPH is literally easier than the fleeca job

[frozen ravine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/788851440394567710/971576787450593340/v12044gd0000c9mpmbbc77ueignhoevg.mp4

Ask yourself... wtf heist is this?!?!

[fossil terrace]

For someone who seemingly doesn’t care you sure seem to feel the need to express your feelings when I post about Cayo 🤔

[frozen ravine]

I care

[fossil terrace]

Amateur! Isn’t even using the phantom wedge

[patent breach]

I'd watch...but i saw the tiktok logo

[frank oracle]

https://youtu.be/k4m0w9bVPdc

[frozen ravine]

Lol ikr... next time call Lester... 📞

[jagged mantle]

Dick go brrrrr

[modest zinc]

Dude it's anime pfps, they always gonna say something edgy for the hell of saying something edgy

[deft canyon]

[frozen ravine]

Smart combo, wish I'd thought of that

[deft canyon]

Nice gta media

[frail condor]

I LOVE TIRE MARKS

[lethal birch]

SKIDZZZZZ

[late nimbus]

its easy - task manager - search for gta - freeze process - wait 10 sec - unfreeze - solo public :)

[silk cipher]

5 sec is enough i think

[late nimbus]

depends

[frozen ravine]

I figured out what this is: NASA Experimental aircraft "X-59"

Which would be perfect for any heist tbh...

[blazing ruin]

You just found out about the next update: Spaceshit

[hazy hull]

[fossil terrace]

Couldn’t agree more. Just thought pointing this out was a bannable offense since there’s so many of them

[frail condor]

Ban all discord users

[frozen ravine]

Lol... no joke

[blazing ruin]

You clearly don't know what deserves to be banned and what deserves to be muted. Report it if you don't like it and let the mods take care of it

[frail condor]

LIVING LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON CHALLENGE

[winter wren]

[patent breach]

What car allows you to do that? Or is it a mod?

[lethal birch]

Mods uwu

[tender coral]

GUYS NO WAY GTAV 2022!!!! ANDROID GAMEPLAY!!!! DOWNLOAD NOW

Next imma get a gta 6 ad

[winter wren]

im losing my mind

[fossil terrace]

Fully aware of the rules, but I think you don’t fully Understand the potential volatility of mods interpreting rules

[blazing ruin]

Oooh, so that's what it shows

[blazing ruin]

Ofc when 2 ppl read the same thing, they might have 2 different ideas. When you report it, make it clear what you think they're doing wrong and what rules they're breaking. It's then up to the mods to interpret the situation and take the measures they think are appropriate

[lethal birch]

how?

[tender coral]

Its not real

[lethal birch]

what if it is?

[tender coral]

Any gta v mobile ad is fake and misleading

Its not real untill rockstar says its real

[lethal birch]

i played on mobile

[tender coral]

Yea you can play on mobile via cloud gaming services and apps like PlayStation remote play and xbox app

But an official mobile game does not exist

[lethal birch]

no

i download the mobile version of this game

and played gta online

[tender coral]

Let me guess you downloaded the fake one called grab that auto 5

[lethal birch]

but not with good graphics

[tender coral]

Because there is no official gta v mobile

[lethal birch]

there's is;nt

but i downloaded it from a website

[tender coral]

Its fake.

There is no gta v mobile game

[bleak crane]

new podium car is fire

[lethal birch]

then what is this

[bleak crane]

y u playing mobile lol

[lethal birch]

i like playing on mobile

[tender coral]

Nice water mark

[lethal birch]

f'

[tender coral]

Mind if i google image search this

[lethal birch]

i forgot to remove it

nvm

wait

[bleak crane]

bro?

[lethal birch]

ok fine

[tender coral]

I already knew bro capping hard

[lethal birch]

there is no gta online for mobile

i was just joking around

[bleak crane]

bro even tried to send a pic

[lethal birch]

me after beer

[wooden pebble]

30k crate naice

[lethal birch]

hi cake

[wooden pebble]

120k and a 10k extra

[lethal birch]

i got millions

my car

[bleak crane]

I could do cayo and buy that car within an hour

[lethal birch]

everyone can of Couse

but can you buy this?

my 10 million dollar jett

[bleak crane]

uh no why would I buy that when I could buy it for like 1 mil

that’s a hella waste of money u got there

[lethal birch]

wdym?

its is legit 10 mil

[bleak crane]

i could buy the not gold one for cheaper

[lethal birch]

you cant flex to people

[bleak crane]

has exact same performance it’s just not gold and who cares, gold pops out to griefers

[lethal birch]

with that

[bleak crane]

it’s not a flex it’s a laughing matter u wasted ur money on that

[lethal birch]

i flex everytime

[lethal birch]

i am rich tho

[bleak crane]

still a waste

[lethal birch]

nah

it is worth it, you are like a celeb if you have this

in gta WORLD

jk it is useless

[bleak crane]

if ur a celebrity in gta u need to go outside

[lethal birch]

i like buying useless stuff

i am that rich in gta

[lethal birch]

i am not a celeb in real life

i might become in future

[bleak crane]

sure

[lethal birch]

🙂

[lethal birch]

wait you play on ps5?

[bleak crane]

ye

[lethal birch]

i am a pc player

[bleak crane]

cool idk why that matters

[lethal birch]

i sometimes use dual sense controller

[bleak crane]

I’m not giving u a controller bruh

oh nvm

[lethal birch]

pc ps doesnt have crossplay

[bleak crane]

yeah so idk why that matters

im never playing with u anyway ur lying ass

[lethal birch]

i dont want yours

i never asked for it

[lethal birch]

come on

we can kill a lot of people in gta

[bleak crane]

we can’t anyway

u just wait

said

[lethal birch]

😦

saddest day of my life

i am sad

[bleak crane]

unless u can find a way to cross platform we never playing

good

[lethal birch]

gta have to allow crossplay

jk

[tender coral]

Just buy a cheaper one and then paint it gold in the hangar

[lethal birch]

wait you can?

[tender coral]

Im pretty sure you can

[lethal birch]

wtf

[tender coral]

The hanger lets you customize planes

[lethal birch]

i wasted my money on that

[tender coral]

https://youtu.be/H0wJm8PpNTo

[lethal birch]

but can't drink beer with flying in cheaper on

you can't get in passenger seat

in cheaper one

lets go!!!

[tender coral]

Useless feature anyway

Not worth 10 mil

[lethal birch]

its is

[celest spade]

It used to worth, kinda.

[tender coral]

There are better stuff that are worth more than the ability to drink champagne for 10 mil

[tender coral]

And smoke cigars

[lethal birch]

no]

if yes point out some '

[tender coral]

Cake getting steamy while other guy is just warmer

[celest spade]

I got the jet, never ordered from Pegasus.

[lethal birch]

is this arcade?

[tender coral]

You can literally buy a flying bike and car with missile, which is way more worth it than a plane that allows you to drink and smoke, because these are actually usefull

[lethal birch]

i have the master penthouse too

[lethal birch]

i have it

[lethal birch]

i need to upgrade my arcade

[gleaming spear]

[lethal birch]

For example buying a plane that lets you drink and smoke for 1.9 million dollars, Nimbus

[tender coral]

Pretty sure the ceo helicopter lets you drink and smoke on it

[lethal birch]

Yes it does

[tender coral]

Which is like 5k everytime you request it or free if you own it, not sure how much it costs to buy it

[lethal birch]

For all his anoying calls

[lethal birch]

He stopped calling me

[tender coral]

I would drive him to a gas station and jump out that he blows up

[lethal birch]

He deserve that

[silk cipher]

quite hard because if you jump out too early gas pump won't blow up
and if you jump out too late you die

[lethal birch]

dying is underrated

[silk cipher]

ikr, you should try it

it's really nice

[lethal birch]

been there, done that

[silk cipher]

[lethal birch]

that is why i'm recommending it

[tender coral]

I shall take this recommendation into consideration

[lethal birch]

i can even provide a 14 day life-back guarantee

if you're unsure, good sire.

[tender coral]

Hhhhmmmmm

[golden berry]

shouldn't he do that to you as you are the one not willing to do 3 missions ?

[tender coral]

How much does this cost

[tender coral]

Cant be bothered to get his chakra stones

[lethal birch]

It is still in Alpha stages, so free to try out.

later on we might charge some fees

[tender coral]

Like what

[golden berry]

Then you are not allowed to complain

[lethal birch]

your soul and dignity

for starters

[tender coral]

Interesting

[lethal birch]

if you didn't have one to begin with, then you've nothing to lose

am i right?

[tender coral]

Yes yes

Now what if i have one or the other but dont have the other

[lethal birch]

i firmly believe we can arrange something.

but until then, free to try out.

[tender coral]

How beneficial is this, and can invest in this business

[lethal birch]

incest?

[tender coral]

Autocorrect and fat thumbs

[lethal birch]

that is weird autocorrect

[tender coral]

Small keyboard and big hands

Bruh

[lethal birch]

anyhow, well try and find out

[tender coral]

The keyboard is setup for failure anyway

Like why is the letter c next to v

[lethal birch]

i've never found that as an issue

maybe if you're not adapted to it yet

but for whoever used it for a long time, the layout is basically just muscle memory already lol

[tender coral]

Its muscle memory for me too, like i dont look at the keyboard 95% of the time

The other 5% is me trying to figure how the fuck do I spell certain words

Because sometimes the autocorrect or the recommended words dont pop up

[lethal birch]

not born as a england? :P

yea same here, sometimes some words fuck my head over

[tender coral]

One word I constantly fuck up is “beautiful”

I constantly go back to fix it

[lethal birch]

aye, that is why i just use precious, lol. @tender coral

[tender coral]

I constantly mix up the letters e a and u in that word. And most of the time autocorrect wont fix it

[light gate]

easily one of the most satisfying things to do in this game

need to work on my diving though. Usually can only swat the mosquitos from under

[lethal birch]

great job!

[dark pawn]

gg xD

[lethal birch]

Yooo anyone know how to get a picture as crew emblem????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dox_axNUbNU

Passed out at the nightclub

Spawned here...

[molten stag]

Ok.

[lethal birch]

nice cut g.

[coral flare]

this is the greatest thing ive seen all month

[dark pawn]

lol

[barren anchor]

Anyone want to do Peter griffin round 999

[sleek oxide]

Yea you missed your chance at getting the rarest tattoo in the entire game

If you did that same thing while there was a thunder storm you would have spawned up there with a ufo and it would have given you a back tattoo

[blazing ruin]

This is so satisfying

[storm mica]

ur not gonna be able to get all of that lol

at most you get around 1.4mil solo

k

[blazing ruin]

Smaller cut for u then

I just parked my tank on the highway and started firing

[light gate]

thanks

[lost wolf]

Wrong channel + u can’t on Xbox

[sleek oxide]

I failed my trickshot

[hearty rivet]

W

[fossil terrace]

New Cayo WR for console: 4:55 hard/stealth/elite https://youtu.be/wup0Al_8B9A

[frigid garden]

cringe sniper mk2

i know. they're just super cringe for kicking u

[smoky agate]

i want to post a picture but i cant :(

[frigid garden]

yes. true.

109 or smthing. don't laugh. i work a lot and don't have much time to play

[smoky agate]

lvl 97

[fossil terrace]

Never be ashamed of working a lot. You’re doing more than most here can account for

[storm mica]

irl job>gta job

[sleek oxide]

Slow

[lethal birch]

Did you just commit suicide?

[wooden pebble]

visitin random arcades

[frail condor]

carbine mk2 user... so zased..

[frigid rock]

fuck osha

[patent breach]

They are all stock arcades

[wooden pebble]

me arcade

y do they all look the sam

mans got a look on his face

[wooden pebble]

is there like a luck boost on the kitty claw machine if u have this wallpaper

man has wat i used to have dozens of base machines

[gleaming spear]

I really like your arcade

[hazy hull]

no, I'm mk 1 user

but my opponent wanted to play one-shot in that 1v1

[wooden pebble]

I really like you

guud people

[tender coral]

https://tenor.com/view/can-haramba-stop-the-gta-v-plane-harambe-airplane-gorilla-gif-16789079

[tepid atlas]

LMAO

[outer barn]

Harambe could not stop the GTA V plane.

[outer barn]

[outer barn]

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

👀

[fervent sleet]

Very clean!

[blazing ruin]

How many cars have you got?

[humble hemlock]

Yo anyone on gta online right now

Need someone asap

[dense hamlet]

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[vale cargo]

huh

[dense hamlet]

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[vale cargo]

我没见过，对不起

no i havent seen it,

sorry

[lethal birch]

UFO thingy

[vale cargo]

ah

[patent breach]

Ye ye, it's on the wall of cable car platform

[dense hamlet]

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[indigo sun]

a conspiracy theory

[modest zinc]

https://youtu.be/K8bYIhx2WHk

[smoky agate]

they make cute couple, no?

[junior ivy]

imagine not grinding kd

[lethal birch]

Yea

Bru

What

[winter wren]

can someone explain to me about this

i dont get why every time i do this mission theres always someone who goes to the top

do they just skip the seashark thing at all

[celest spade]

There are some Seasharks here too. Some players prefer to take them, instead of slowly driving in water with the seasharks from Chumash.

This is the idea:

[golden berry]

Imagine not using the zhaba for this setup

[hazy hull]

imagine not using a helicopter for this setup

smh

[hazy hull]

yes, you can

if you know where the island is you can just go there

[upper fjord]

Best to use a Toreador nowadays for that setup

[wicked moat]

@pallid harness ANSWER ME GODDAMNIT YOU CANT BE GONE, OH GOD, OH GOD OH GOD

[blazing ruin]

[celest spade]

Another b2b hit&run case?

[sleek oxide]

Fuck this dudes helicopter

[wooden pebble]

its all sybolic representations

ufo is mike ( he likes movies nad also even dreams of ufo in the mission )
jetpack is trevor, suggestion he is a trained air force pilot.
notice how they both are connected by a line below them......suggesting they both know each other from the first.
the egg is franklin he isnt connected to them at that first....egg meaning he starts his new life of crime......
the 5 Xs are 5 options in the game u have to take, meaning heist approach..

notice how mike meets frank befor trevors line does just like in the story.

only franks line can reach to the top, suggesting that he cannt die in the story

thats the chilliad mystery....ufo at the top of chilliad after completion of game..........

the trevor symbol - the jetpack is also seen engraved onto a stone near the entrace to teh alrust camp, meaning that only trevor can deliver people to the camp...

gta4 has less than 50% of the detail in story and references compared to gta 5. people just dont know of it

gta 5 story is not good doesnt even understand the story fully.........

gta 4 had nico......1 guy.....relatable ..........now imagine nico's spotlight equally split and shared by 2 other dudes........

gta 5 story had more thought put into it and hidden twists and never explained upfront backstories

for example.......jimmy isnt mike's biological kid....

jimmy was from brad and amanda

this was very nicely hidden in a rare hangout with amanda

[winter wren]

what dat fak

[gleaming spear]

@wooden pebble nice analysis

[wooden pebble]

tk swift

now that i ahve said that.u can think abou it too.......jimmy literally looks nothing like mike

jimmy shares all features from brad

fat bodi, round, curly hair. thick, lazy......
brad and jimmy appears of the same dna

[honest sun]

Dayum is taht ps5 graphic

[wooden pebble]

theres a rare sequence when mike takes amanda for a drink and after drinking amanda will spill ou the beansssssss.........shes says to mike.....she was in love with this friend ........and mike shocks and asks, treovr???? she says , no the other guy,,,,,but then u came in so strong...etc....

[sleek oxide]

Yea

[tender coral]

@sharp narwhal aye wake up you’re in school still

[sharp narwhal]

I am awake dw

[tender coral]

Good good

[plush ether]

@open agate

[open agate]

i get in the actual tunnel

[wooden pebble]

da only other man in the lobi left

heiiiii made 150k plus 15k plus nightclub cargo worth 50k plus

da man glowwwy

[gleaming spear]

[wooden pebble]

[gleaming spear]

Nice!!

[wooden pebble]

200 racks

[gleaming spear]