gta-media

[lethal birch]

Sell what?

My car?

Nah i like my benz

Not fast but fashionable

[frail condor]

Fashionable e class no way

[lethal birch]

Yes fashionable

Its a benz

Especially with tint

Im driving it rn

[frail condor]

Inb4 a soccer mom pulls up in a b class

[lethal birch]

I like my Mercedes

Considering it cost me only 12k and a garage space

Yes i stole it

[split coyote]

You gonna upgrade to the V12?

That's how you know you made it in GTA life

[lethal birch]

Elegy

[split coyote]

I had one forever ago but didn't start liking it until modding it recently

[lethal birch]

Hits different when listening to kesha

[split coyote]

Heh

[abstract rapids]

MK2 griefers are so funny 😂😂😂

😂😂😂

[lethal birch]

its not that funny

[abstract rapids]

He jump lmao

[deft canyon]

Quite impressive

[abstract rapids]

I think he panicked because I evaded all his MK2 missiles 😂😂😂

[deft canyon]

I'd be panicked too

[abstract rapids]

xD

He have chaff I don't have lmao

[modest zinc]

https://youtu.be/VX_aH4AcatQ

[abstract rapids]

An old clip I have,I think it's for you @storm mica

[lethal birch]

why the fuck does that have flares

[slate yarrow]

that's what im sayin

[unborn canyon]

what does this mean and is it good? I got cash btw

[split coyote]

I don't usually pay attention to that. I think it only shows you what you actively scoped, and even stuff you didn't scope will still exist for you to loot.

[unborn canyon]

so both those numbers are pretty much uselessv

[split coyote]

I -think- so

[unborn canyon]

alright

how much should i be able to get as a solo who got cash?

[split coyote]

You have the BIG ticket item you went to scope for (primary item). And you have all the little stuff like gold inside buildings, or the weed/cash/coke littered around the map (secondary targets)

But you can only carry so much by yourself

[blazing ruin]

Top number is the value of ur primary target which u need to grab in order to escape Cayo. The bottom number is all of the secondary loot u've scoped, you cannot grab all of it during the heist tho

[split coyote]

It depends on which big ticket item you got, and which secondary targets you loot. But honestly it's a big range anywhere from 1.1 million to i dunno, maybe 2 mil somewhere?

[unborn canyon]

idk what big ticket item i got. is cash one?

like pink diamond etc

[split coyote]

The big ticket item is the one you hacked the camera to find. It's in the vault. A pink diamond yup, or bearer bonds, or bottle of ancient tequila

Etc

[unborn canyon]

i think i got cash

or an artwork

[blazing ruin]

You got madrazo files since it's your first Cayo

[split coyote]

One tip, try not to get shot. You lose all the money quickly when you get shot. Might be better to just blow yourself up/die and start that section over

[unborn canyon]

oh

[split coyote]

Good point

[unborn canyon]

ima go sneaky and try not to get caught

[blazing ruin]

You can just read what it says over the top number

[unborn canyon]

what secondary item should i try to go for?

[blazing ruin]

That's the primary target

[blazing ruin]

Gold but u need a partner, cocaine, weed/paintings
In that order

[unborn canyon]

i need a partner?

i though i could do it solo

[split coyote]

I think they say the weed actually comes out on top of coke right?

[blazing ruin]

U need 2 ppl to open the doors to get the gold

[lethal birch]

What does grabber mean (in cay)

Cayo

[blazing ruin]

It doesn't

[unborn canyon]

but gold is the worst so i should be good?

[split coyote]

You can do this solo yes. The gold is only accessible to multiple ppl unless you do some glitches

[blazing ruin]

U will help them open the doors for the gold, grab it and only get 15% (minimal take)

[blazing ruin]

Gold is the best

[unborn canyon]

oh

isn’t cash 1?

[blazing ruin]

Cocaine is the best for solo

Cash is the worst

[blazing ruin]

Most don't work on console

[unborn canyon]

okay i’ll go for cacaine and if i decide to do it with my friend i’ll go for gold?

[blazing ruin]

Yes

[unborn canyon]

thanks

is there set spawn locations for gold or it can spawn anywhere?

[split coyote]

All the secondary targets spawn randomly each run. You have to scope it to plan ahead, otherwise rely on luck

[unborn canyon]

alright i’m ready to do the heist but i think i’ll go back and scope it

[blazing ruin]

You scope it on the cameras during the scope out prep

[unborn canyon]

oh isn’t there more like lying around that u can find like weed and shit?

[split coyote]

^ that's for the gold. Though the coke/weed/cash you still have to walk near those buildings and take pictures for Pavel

[unborn canyon]

yeah that’s what i meant

i think i’ll go and do that for

[blazing ruin]

The gold only spawns inside locked doors which u need 2 keycards at the same time to open. You scope it out via cameras

[split coyote]

Another thing to pay attention to: once you finish your first heist, after some minutes, Pavel will tell you you can go back to the island again to start a new heist. If you do that within one game_day, you can pay $25k to set it to Hard Mode. Since this heist is supposed to be done sneaky, the Hard Mode is bonus $$ but no real downsides

So most of us have been doing it only on Hard Mode every time

[unborn canyon]

ima do it with a buddy then cause i already double checked the cameras so i should have found all the gold spawns

[unborn canyon]

oh thanks

if i’ve got all the gold spawn will that fill up both of our bags?

and i’ve done all the mandatory preps. should i do any optional ones. i wanna do sneaky btw

[split coyote]

I haven't messed around that much with it since i have a working formula. The optional preps don't seem useful except as content to have fun with

[unborn canyon]

oh ok

cause i watch utube and 3 of them are only needed if u get caught

and we’re not going to

[split coyote]

Like reducing the enemy air support means helicopters won't shoot you as much. But if you're sneaky it doesn't matter.

If you DO get caught you will get shot and lose money. So you kill yourself and restart that section anyway

[unborn canyon]

and quick question how to take care of the juggernaut

[blazing ruin]

U need 3 gold spawns to fill 2 bags

[unborn canyon]

if i get caught i’ll restart the whole heist

[unborn canyon]

can i check how many gold spawns i have

[split coyote]

Er i probably wouldn't start over the WHOLE heist

Not worth the time

[blazing ruin]

U should be able to check that in ur kosatka

[split coyote]

Just blow yourself up or die, then quickrestart that section and win

[unborn canyon]

ok

how to take care of the juggernaut

and do i get more playing as solo or duo?

[blazing ruin]

Preferably use the shotgun

The AR can take care of him if u do the armor disruption mission

[split coyote]

I can't confirm. I think you can knock him out by punching him from behind? Someone will have to confirm

[edgy anchor]

They changed that iirc

[split coyote]

That's a shame

[unborn canyon]

what about if i wanna do sneaky

[edgy anchor]

Shotgun

[unborn canyon]

or can i just avoid him all together

[blazing ruin]

Use a supressor

[edgy anchor]

Just avoid him

[unborn canyon]

oh ok

[split coyote]

I avoid mine yep

[blazing ruin]

U can but I prefer killing

[unborn canyon]

how long does the heist take duo and noobs

[blazing ruin]

10 mins

[unborn canyon]

wow

[split coyote]

The goal on Hard Mode is to do it in less than 15 minutes for the bonus $$ just for reference

[blazing ruin]

20 if really bad

[blazing ruin]

Elite challenge*

[unborn canyon]

are there any like bonus missions or something

like if u don’t die u get $10 m for example

[edgy anchor]

No lol

[unborn canyon]

😭

what if i only have 2 gold spawns?

[blazing ruin]

Get money

[split coyote]

Yeah just pick up the other secondary loot

[unborn canyon]

and the best is cocaine right?

[edgy anchor]

Gold is the best
But you need another person for that

[unborn canyon]

what’s the second best

[split coyote]

Gold, cocaine, weed, painting, cash?

It's slightly wonky because they take up different amounts of your loot space

[unborn canyon]

yeah

thanks

[split coyote]

Make sure not to mess up when you shoot the guards that are hanging out together.

If you miss that 2nd headshot you get caught

[edgy anchor]

Or just don't shoot them if you don't have to

[unborn canyon]

ok

cash artwork weed cocaine gold

[blazing ruin]

That's worse to best

[unborn canyon]

yeah

[split coyote]

OH YEAH

[blazing ruin]

Just look at the amount they give

[split coyote]

When you get into Rubio's office

Go to his table and get the keys, then walk over to the side of the room to unlock that other safe

Walk up to yoink an easy 50k or so cash

[blazing ruin]

Just watch a yt tutorial and should see them open the wall

[split coyote]

And that office room is also where he MIGHT have a painting. This is why scoping is important, since painting isn't the most valuable, you might have to decide right then and there if you want to waste space on said painting

[unborn canyon]

ok

[split coyote]

The painting only occupies one specific slot on the wall. THe other paintings aren't for taking

[unborn canyon]

cheers

last questions what’s the best weapon loudout for quiet

[edgy anchor]

You're only going to need to shoot one bullet at a time, so it doesn't really matter too much

[split coyote]

I can't speak for all approaches but i like the conspirator. It has the rifle which is versatile. And remote bomb to kill yourself if you mess up.

Make sure to have suppressor

You only need to do the quest for it once, then it becomes a toggle in the future

[unborn canyon]

ok

[blazing ruin]

Massacro vroom vroom

I have no idea what those 2 npcs were doing

[unborn canyon]

can u get 4 gold spawns in the cayo heist?( so enough to completely fill up 2 players bag)

[indigo sun]

yes, but it's pretty rare

[unborn canyon]

what do u usually get?

[celest spade]

I think up to 5-6 golds can spawn, but increased number also decreases spawn percentage. Like 3 golds is more common than 4, 4 golds common then 5 etc. (3>4>5>6)

[indigo sun]

i usually get less than 2, i am pretty unlucky

[unborn canyon]

dam

[lethal birch]

DD elite challenger role soon

[edgy anchor]

You only need 3 gold to fill 2 bags

[jade meteor]

How did I get here

[abstract gazelle]

Asset protection

[blazing ruin]

Oh hell no

I'm destroying them right away next time

[lethal birch]

@hazy hull

[abstract gazelle]

Noir

[storm mica]

[lethal birch]

officially done all DDA's elite challenge

[molten dome]

3 Gold fill 2 Bags up too

[frail condor]

Congrats, doomsday is probably one of the best experiences I will ever have in gta

[lethal birch]

Yeah DDA's we're incredibly fun to do especially DDA3 when we were setting goals for ourselves

[swift pawn]

Anyone wanna do a car meet?

[tardy stone]

@swift pawn, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Apartment: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @abstract cipher

[swift pawn]

THERE IS NO CARMEET CHANNEL

[hollow lagoon]

There is something about the screams that satisfy me

[swift pawn]

SHUT UP! MAKE A CHANNEL WHERE I CAN TALK ABOUT MY CAR MEE5

毛泽东

[lethal birch]

Lol im on there xdd

[abstract rapids]

Let's go make Cayo B2B lmao

[glad lance]

🤨

[lethal birch]

a fellow bullpup mk2 user

[placid tartan]

MK2 mfs when you dodge all 20 of their missiles in a jet:

[lethal birch]

I laughed more than I should've xD

[frail condor]

red dot enjoyer 😎

[placid tartan]

😂

[outer barn]

Can confirm

[errant smelt]

Game is frozen at this screen

But it's still giving notifications at bottom left

Should I just close the game

[outer barn]

Not dodging at all and watching them leave the game after embarrassing themselves is great too

[errant smelt]

It worked thanks @lethal birch :)

[slate yarrow]

why is this compressed into oblivion

[slate yarrow]

LMAO

[outer barn]

It is quite funny

I was gonna kill them again but they left lmao

[blazing ruin]

Exported from R* editor to ps4 gallery, then uploaded from ps4 gallery to YT, then downloaded from YT using a shitty free app and then finally uploaded to discord

[slate yarrow]

[blazing ruin]

[slate yarrow]

why would you do that. cant u download clips straight from your psn gallery

cuz ngl bro the video looks pretty shit

[blazing ruin]

Idfc about image quality, only content quality

Gn

[slate yarrow]

u got it bro

[placid tartan]

When you aren’t trying and a greifer manages to kill you out of luck:

[frail condor]

Luck? Just a lack of skill

[placid tartan]

“When you aren’t trying”

[frail condor]

Nobody tries shit in this game

[placid tartan]

Except for griefers lol

[frail condor]

Uhh no? But keep believing that if it helps you sleep

[placid tartan]

Ok then cya 😂 not gonna do this rn because you decided to argue over a damn meme

[frail condor]

You must be new to memes

[placid tartan]

Bro what💀

Realized he was losing and said some random ass thing that makes no sense and has no context or logic

[frail condor]

are you?

[placid tartan]

No

[frail condor]

is he?

[placid tartan]

Is who?

[frail condor]

Him

[placid tartan]

Bro wdym him

You mean the guy in the video?

[frail condor]

Nonono

Him

[placid tartan]

?

You’re making me lose brain cells which is usually impossible since I don’t have much

[frail condor]

You know..

That guy

[placid tartan]

No I don’t know

That’s why I’m asking

[frail condor]

damn

[slate yarrow]

[scenic lance]

what

[indigo sun]

griefed a mk2 griefer, got called a cheater 💀

[frail condor]

More like a mk2 random

[scenic lance]

classic

[outer barn]

You user cheats 😠

[indigo sun]

😳 how did you know?

[outer barn]

Clown spotted

[vagrant cedar]

ong

[mellow thunder]

use khanjali and rc cars and ram them until they leave

[vagrant cedar]

HA

[scenic lance]

who are these people why are both of them just waiting outside my apartment the moment i join

[storm mica]

average red mk2 moment

[scenic lance]

they are just standing there menacingly

[frail condor]

Eat them alive

[sharp mason]

This pic go hard feel free to take a screenshot

[frail condor]

your dick go harder than this 😴

[indigo sun]

never thought a draw was possible with snipers

[lethal birch]

OMG, my face

[indigo sun]

looks like a drunk person tried to help you put on lipstick

[lethal birch]

Someone knifed me 4 times

[indigo sun]

lol

[lethal birch]

Thermal scope?

[indigo sun]

yes, i tried switching to the advanced scope but i'm not as good with it

[hazy hull]

@lethal birch beautifully done!

Now beat this

[outer barn]

@brazen idol @somber moon

[somber moon]

[outer barn]

I am sincerely sorry for the ping good sir

as I ping again

[brazen idol]

see, that takes skill, whereas just using mk2 in pvp, they will succeed and takes no skill

[outer barn]

It was less skill and more just them not know how to fly an oppressor but yeah

[somber moon]

Yeah Hunter is cool like that. Here you're not shooting. I've seen people take down multiple incoming mk2s using missile barrage. If you aim with controller it's not that hard because you can just unleash a swarm of missiles right in front of their path.

[outer barn]

I was too lazy to take a chance, I probably would’ve just got in my own oppressor and killed them if I died tho

[somber moon]

I just fire orbital cannon. And then go back to my invite only session where I live.

[snow ice]

Hi

Anyone want free penthouse

[indigo sun]

i don't think you can give away penthouses ._.

[scenic lance]

AYO?????

[abstract cipher]

second worst target

[scenic lance]

ok shit nvm i got confused between the target's value

still better than the fucking tequila i've been getting almost every run tho

[lethal birch]

Madrazo files are worth more than tequila right?

[scenic lance]

yea

1.1mil

[celest spade]

They are mandatory first target tho.

[lethal birch]

Tequila is basically worthless

Yeah ik. Just forgot the value of it

[scenic lance]

to be fair most of the time you get tequila there's also good secondary loot to compensate

for some reason whenever i get really good primary target i get bad secondary loot, and viceversa

so it ends up averaging at 1.3-1.5million

[celest spade]

Yeah. I also get shitty cards in Casino.

[snow ice]

I can give penthouse

[celest spade]

How you gonna manage that?

[snow ice]

Do u have penthouse tho?

[lethal birch]

There's not mechanic that allows you to give properties. Unless you hv a mod

[snow ice]

I needed the casino award

Complete all mission as a crew

So I’m gonna help someone

Buying a penthouse

I got all heist set up for them

For enough cash to buy the penthouse

Start the mission and invite me

[celest spade]

You mean that kinda give.

[snow ice]

want penthouse? XD

[celest spade]

I own one.

[snow ice]

I need 6 casino mission

[lethal birch]

So basically ur saying ur gonna give the other guy and give him a big cut. That person can technically buy anything they want

[snow ice]

As a crew member

yeah

[celest spade]

Got it when it first became available.

[lethal birch]

You could have abbreviated it in a different way. But alr

[celest spade]

Those are not heists, can’t change cut. But after finishing all, you get 1 mil + an armored Paragon car.

[snow ice]

Ik

I’ve done all of em as

The host

I needed to finish them as crew

Somehow no one seem to be doing casino mission

[lethal birch]

Ah alr. Completely forgot as i haven't done missions in some time

[snow ice]

Help me will ya xD

all 6 of em

[lethal birch]

I'm on ps

[snow ice]

We can play

I’m on pc

[lethal birch]

If ur looking for someone go to the lfg chats.

[snow ice]

Nah

It’s alright then I’ll just find newbie

give them 85% of the cayo cut

And casino cut

should be enough to buy

[still kernel]

If anyone gets kicked out of a game and it has something to do with ur dns dm I know how to fix it’s happening to a lot of ppl

[celest spade]

People did them before. Almost everybody does either apt heists or cayo. Even casino heist is less. Maybe check back when casino missions are 2x.

[lethal birch]

famring headshots on the infinity spawning Clifford employees

[scenic lance]

naw what is this

i knew the game's hair was shit but c'mon this is just laziness

[frail condor]

hair is hard

[hidden flower]

This is pequod, have arrived at LZ!

[frail condor]

npc looking ass

[lethal birch]

why's the first picture so blurry

[wanton flame]

Probably one of those camera effects

Only the first one is a selfie while the other two are screenshots

[lethal birch]

[rustic skiff]

I always wonder how people have fun in godmode

[winter wren]

too

[winter wren]

lol xbox god mode

[modest zinc]

https://youtu.be/VZbHd8NR2xQ

[outer barn]

Seems legit

[winter wren]

totally

[late nimbus]

10 yrs ago, hotwheels alr knew how pvp in gta will look like...

[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Gta5Modding/comments/u5uj5h/fuck_the_mkii_flying_kosatka_is_what_the_cool/

you can get your kosatka there without mods btw

i'll go look for the actual tweet

🥲

yeah he never tweeted it

it's false

the only things he posted on the 04/02/22 were about E&E releasing and Rockstars actual tweet on thanking the community which he retweeted

Playing easy heist setups with randoms is so irritating

dude said "let me do everything" but he was the last one to even reach SSAS

[celest spade]

Restart

[cloud mason]

😳

[hidden flower]

https://youtu.be/PY6wZRcYev0

[lethal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/thriller-michel-jackson-king-of-pop-dance-gif-14159310

[lethal birch]

how does the score system work in TDM?

[winter wren]

its koth

king of the hill

[lethal birch]

oh

Love it when modders TP battle goods to you I had to deliver them all cause they wouldn't get off of my character

[near panther]

Whats better for the oppressor homing missles or explosive mg whats the difference

[lethal birch]

HAAHHAHAHAHAHAAGA

gta5 expanded and enhanced graphics be like:

[lethal birch]

I mean hey, free money but like cmon

it's annoying but benefits you

[lethal birch]

Earlier I used to complain that legit money is hard to get

Now I complain that modded money is too easy

Nothing ever makes me happy

😔

[lethal birch]

Easy, get two accounts like me:
One rank 1000 with 130M
One legit 🙂

Imagine spending money for R* games

Couldn't be me :(

These fuckers are not getting a penny from me

[lethal birch]

I only bought it once. The other version is the epic games free one

Yeah mine is from Epic Games

[wanton flame]

Same actually lol

Hence why I made an account to earn legit money on

[lethal birch]

And this is why I can never do events in game with other people

change it so you don't even see freeroam events

Not freeroam events, I mean stuff like car meets

those are obviously going to get griefed

I ended up having to boot them off the game. But so far this is the most fun I've had in quite a while

[lethal birch]

Daily grind for me

Currently just waiting for my stuff to fill up and just watching my business monitor

[celest spade]

Watch your DJs.

[lethal birch]

Nightclub music with Solomon slaps

I'm spending legit 20 mins dancing there

[minor tundra]

Love when it’s raining in this game

[blazing ruin]

What the fuck is that outfit

[paper nexus]

💀💀💀

[lethal birch]

What the fuck @lethal birch

[lethal birch]

Lmaooooo Lester is stuck up your ass now xd

[winged fjord]

I have never done this before. I usually run in with a mask, then put on a helmet, and walk away with mask and helmet.

@lost wolf

Player is trying to remove helmet after equipping helmet and mask. Have you done this before?

[lost wolf]

Yea it’s a diff glitch u have to do @dull tree

[winter wren]

when im trying to find the 2 treasure chests

pd everytime

too

[lost wolf]

So u want just only mask

Well I don’t wanna break the glitch rule and try tell u how but it involves the jet skis by the beach/carnival and it’s really easy

[winged fjord]

If needed, y'all can DM

[lost wolf]

Yt has it ik

True

Try that and lmk @dull tree

[lethal birch]

Does anyone know why this is happening to me?

[blazing ruin]

yOu ArE a MoDeRaToR iN a gTa sErVeR, yOu sHoULd kNoW wHy

It took me so long to write that

[wanton flame]

I guess the first thing I'd do is check prots, turn most / all off just to be sure

Does it happen every time?

[lethal birch]

This is the first time it's ever happened

I even relaunched the game without my menu

[wanton flame]

So it keeps happening?

[lethal birch]

Yeah

[wanton flame]

Hmm

Your friend is using a menu or nah?

[lethal birch]

They don't have one

[wanton flame]

Are there any people in your lobby when you start the heist?

[lost wolf]

Seems like they are leaving/disconnecting as ur starting it or smth

[wanton flame]

Could try starting from a solo pub or invite if there were ppl with you previously

[wanton flame]

That seems like the case but what I found odd is that there wasn't the "Not enough players to start" error in the top left

From what I remember that usually appears there when someone leaves midway

[lost wolf]

Ohh u right

[lost wolf]

U look like one of those sketchy salesman that opens his coat and got shit for sale inside

[rotund cloud]

Walter white if he started his business 20 years earlier

And is a crackhead

[winter wren]

finally

[minor tundra]

Player I saw in my lobby

[celest spade]

We have those almost in every session.

[minor tundra]

Kind of rarer on console considering they usually just have god mode and mk2s instead of mods

[celest spade]

If he is legit 647, he probably 20-0 etc low levels for a kd like that.

[lethal birch]

Still probably GM though

[minor tundra]

Without a doubt this dude uses god mode

[junior ivy]

can confirm

[celest spade]

Ofc. There is always somebody else to screw that KD.

[lethal birch]

😇

[vagrant cedar]

…

[whole cape]

Freeze game at sunset, won’t disappoint

Doesn’t even do its full justice

[whole cape]

W

[tender coral]

Me monday morning after getting out of bed

[junior ivy]

L

[tender coral]

@junior ivy rockstar is funny

Giving me this screen

Smacked the shit outa me

Batman always wins

[wise galleon]

just orbital cannon him and close app. they get so mad when they’re fake kds go down and if u close app right after u orb him u get ur money back

[lethal birch]

Rockstar thinking that stick users ever can do something xDDDDDD

[tender coral]

https://youtu.be/GekqDsfNJg4

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch It was harder than him? 😳

[lethal birch]

uwu

Wtf, lmfao I have never seen this before

"Temp"
And with what looks like a fish?

[rotund cloud]

The most unluckiest shit that ever happened to me

[frail condor]

Mental

[tight basalt]

Imagine having that car for months now

[lethal birch]

Finally, someone who also uses the casino dress

[lethal birch]

🐇

[whole ore]

I seen this before

[lethal birch]

Lol

[rotund cloud]

He seen this before

[whole ore]

It's funny how I see mario rost Franklin

[plush mural]

explain this image in one word

[plush mural]

this is story mode

[supple sedge]

michael's wife is being nailed by the tennis coach

[slate yarrow]

online

[lethal birch]

Yacht

[sharp narwhal]

living the high life (quite literally)

[slate yarrow]

looks like 6 words to me

[lethal birch]

"One word" only 2 people correctly answer

[slate yarrow]

WhiteBerreh has history of displaying almost negative levels of intelligence so I'm not surprised there.

[left mauve]

Felt

[elfin nymph]

casual 0.05% chance or something like that

[lethal birch]

Dis possible lolz

[left mauve]

I do lots of casual things 👀

[junior ivy]

disorder

[slate yarrow]

😂

[lethal birch]

@hallow jasper

[sand quest]

any bigger pic?

[lethal birch]

Lol tf

So in order for him to prove it was in hardmode he thought it was a good idea to crop out the hardmode icon at the bottom??

Soz for camera quality

[lethal birch]

Dis with the hard mode

[sand quest]

[lethal birch]

I did the scoping and it came up with the Madrazo files whilst I started it on hard mode

I've done this heist since it came out too

Dunno this game be buggin

[sand quest]

well u can start it ig ha

[lethal birch]

@sand quest I low key wanna keep it on there

[scenic lance]

apparently you can wear rebreathers with biker helmets?

this looks kinda cool actually

[tender coral]

Proceeded to go sell the one I bought

[tender coral]

You turn your brightness and stuff down to make the game look dark at night too?

[tender coral]

Wait but you got the lost slamvan

I want a lost slamvan

[rotund cloud]

Yeah, I don’t really pvp that much, so I like to use night vision goggles

[tender coral]

That way i can say i found it

[tender coral]

Did u see what i said in vehicle chat

[rotund cloud]

Yeah

[tender coral]

Use my method

[lethal birch]

How can one have a high kd with such shit stats?

Idek if you can farm kd without eventually leveling up shooting

Def modded

[rotund cloud]

He should mod his stats then

[lethal birch]

Indeed

[plush shuttle]

Nah he legit

[frail condor]

got all his kills from running over peopl

[abstract cipher]

or just go around and press 1 button when he hears a lockon with the 🧹

[plush shuttle]

Man how do y’all send pictures in here

[winter wren]

POV: u dont ss

[abstract cipher]

get to lvl 5

[plush shuttle]

Bruh

[celest spade]

I see you also fill your wardrobe with that shit too.

[plush shuttle]

Bro look that this group of idiots

[lethal birch]

Your in that group

[plush shuttle]

Yes sir

[rotund cloud]

I dread 11 kexi members in a lobby constantly ewoing after shooting a rocket

[plush shuttle]

Don’t be mad

[rotund cloud]

Or 11 kexi members rocket spamming

[plush shuttle]

🙂

It’s the best time

I can’t hit the person I’m shooting

[lethal birch]

the dudes name is wannabe |l|l|

[plush shuttle]

Cause my fellow crew members are blasting me in the back

Yes sir

I was a barcode before this name

You hating dog

[rotund cloud]

Ah then you’re a average kexi member

[plush shuttle]

Hm

I’m better then them

[rotund cloud]

Makes sense

[plush shuttle]

I’m up on all of them

Not optic or vex

Nah

I ain’t going on that road

[lethal birch]

CEO of aim assist full*

[plush shuttle]

I don’t play full

And people complain about aim assist

Like isnt one of the main fighting group aim assist based

[rotund cloud]

Wait

[lethal birch]

the dude posts tiktok of "RNG" when he's just playing against his terrible crew members who aren't actually trying to kill him

[lethal birch]

talking about optic and vex

[rotund cloud]

Does aim assist work for mouse on gta?

[lethal birch]

Idk

[plush shuttle]

Idk

[lethal birch]

feels way better to just use freeaim on KBM though

[plush shuttle]

I mean everyone wants to kill optic or vex

[storm mica]

No

[plush shuttle]

Who dosent want to be up on him

[lethal birch]

i already am

4-1

[plush shuttle]

But I don’t appreciate

My crew members scamming me out of cayo

[storm mica]

Xbox crew wars funny af

[lethal birch]

[plush shuttle]

When I join to help them

[lethal birch]

faxs

[plush shuttle]

What the milsim stuff

[lethal birch]

dude why join a tiktok crew who scam you for cayos

[plush shuttle]

They just get hella racist

[plush shuttle]

Why not?

[storm mica]

Often i jusr see bunch of rats at lsia aim assisting everyone

[rotund cloud]

Besides kexi, the only crew I seen was literal barcode crew

[plush shuttle]

Yeah I seen them

It’s the LLLL

llll

Joining a tik tok crew is fun

[lethal birch]

IGN, 666X, KEXI, MP3

all shitty crews

[plush shuttle]

IGN isn’t a tryhard crew

MP3 really isn’t either

They have all been going since 360?

No?

[lethal birch]

MP3 has a decent amount of tryhards tbf

[plush shuttle]

I remember them back then

[lethal birch]

who mp3

?

[storm mica]

They arent
But if ur tryna do shit and giggle
It’s the crew to go

[rotund cloud]

Ive been in zombie cowboys for 7 years lol

[plush shuttle]

.

[storm mica]

I literally just have ign active and join crew members to fuck with people

[plush shuttle]

Catch me on the KEXI tik tok

[lethal birch]

IGN and mp3 have been going since 360 yeah

[storm mica]

Cus everyone fucks one another anyways

[lethal birch]

idk about 666X and kexi

i think kexi was created in like 2016;

[plush shuttle]

666X are randoms

No

2019

.

[lethal birch]

damn

only 3 years

[plush shuttle]

Got big in 2020

[lethal birch]

666X are full of wannabes to be fair

[plush shuttle]

Never seen one

Seem like Randy’s

[junior ivy]

shit crews

[plush shuttle]

Nah KEXI on top

[lethal birch]

dude lost 12-2 and tried to crash me

[junior ivy]

who

[lethal birch]

666X full of salty players

Barcode in 666X

[plush shuttle]

Never heard

Randy crew

[lethal birch]

[abstract cipher]

keeps thinking ur dice cus u hvae his old pfp

[lethal birch]

whos dice

[plush shuttle]

KEXI is just better

[abstract cipher]

lvl 200 dude in server

[lethal birch]

oh

[plush shuttle]

Isn’t optic king a pedo tho

Oof

[lethal birch]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLg3SDPn/

@plush shuttle

watch that

and see how embarrassing it is

[junior ivy]

i think i saw it

couldn’t help but cringe

[plush shuttle]

Well the tik toks are jokes

[lethal birch]

the caption

"most skilled player on ground"

[plush shuttle]

He’s aight

[lethal birch]

not really

[plush shuttle]

You see me on the new tik tok tho?

I’m in the red outfit 🙂

[lethal birch]

you can see his crew members aren't even trying

i don't watch his tiktok unless i get sent them

[plush shuttle]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTd4uhePA/

https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPd4urN1M/

There’s my sexy self

I’m tik tok famous

Yay

[lethal birch]

Cringiest usernames

outfits a bit weird

[plush shuttle]

Nah best

Mine?

You hating on me?

Wow

[lethal birch]

bottom guy in the top photo

[plush shuttle]

Aight

[lethal birch]

My mod menu would be flashing all the time: Modder Detected: Malformed username

[plush shuttle]

Who

[lethal birch]

Xd

[frail condor]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-patrick-bateman-willem-dafoe-nod-nodding-gif-25124650

[plush shuttle]

The red outfit?

[lethal birch]

yeah

[plush shuttle]

Nah nah nah

BRUH

[lethal birch]

Not sure who's username that is

[plush shuttle]

Can I say bad words here

[lethal birch]

GET A NEW ORIGINAL ONE XD

[lethal birch]

Sure

[plush shuttle]

Fuck

Ok

[lethal birch]

:<

[plush shuttle]

That outfit is fucking amazing

[frail condor]

lmfao this guy

[lethal birch]

nah

[plush shuttle]

Lol

Y’all hating

[lethal birch]

looks like a Sandy shores hippie

[plush shuttle]

What

I got a 1.27 KD

[lethal birch]

hatedewo xLZZZZZZ

[plush shuttle]

I’m just better

[lethal birch]

1.27?

[plush shuttle]

Mhm

[lethal birch]

Seems like a clean PvP player

Respecc

[plush shuttle]

Cant really go up

My account is from 2014

[lethal birch]

Mine is like 2.1+

But not so clean

[plush shuttle]

KD ain’t making it up there

[lethal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/double-up-make-it-double-double-pointing-amazin-gif-14100746

[lethal birch]

Oof, true

[plush shuttle]

My alt got a 6.38

Not hard to get KD

[lethal birch]

Although when people create an account

Do they think: "ewo xLZZZZZZ" is my new name

KD is just an exploitable stat so why care about it so much

[plush shuttle]

It pisses people off

[lethal birch]

It does?

[plush shuttle]

Mhm

Xbox really pisses people off

[lethal birch]

I rarely check people's K/D

[plush shuttle]

I do it to go after them

[lethal birch]

Either you clap me with sniper

Or you don't :>

[plush shuttle]

Idk

I can’t find my sniper sens right now

Pisses me off

[scenic lance]

WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN

[abstract cipher]

skill is-
just spawn it when ur on the road

[lethal birch]

Reminds me when I try to spawn BST

It spawns elsewhere or too late

[frail condor]

Spawn issue

[frozen stone]

https://youtu.be/qlKeCejFb80

Here's an old one

[lethal birch]

Explosive rounds?

[frozen stone]

No you can even check when I swap @lethal birch

[lethal birch]

I'm just confused because I don't see a hitmarker xd

[frozen stone]

I don't use explosive rounds

Idk sometimes I just poke with the heavy and it works

[lethal birch]

Like you hit the pilot or just broke the jet with regular rounds

[frozen stone]

Idk

I got em tho

Here's another one

https://youtu.be/Pvl6qbsw-X0

[upper fjord]

Dude crashed their jet after you hit them with a shot thats why you got a random kill

[frozen stone]

Very well

[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

[frozen stone]

This jet left the game wanted no smoke

I was just trying to get close to him so I can hit a clip he dipped

[upper fjord]

you sure he wasn't just bored of some dude constantly jumping off his mk1 and wanted to find another session?

[frozen stone]

I came at him once

I mean you can try it

[upper fjord]

Try what?

[frozen stone]

Pvp

[upper fjord]

[frozen stone]

Let me hit a clip on you plz

[upper fjord]

sure whats your psn

[frozen stone]

Modifucher

[upper fjord]

Ps5?

[frozen stone]

Nawwww damn

[upper fjord]

Smh i gotta load up ps4 version?

[frozen stone]

Unfortunately

I've been playing elden ring on pc honestly until the ps5 shows up at my local Walmart I'm steady chilling with my ps4

[upper fjord]

So whats the plan, you wanna fly around ina mk1 for awhile then leave?

[frozen stone]

I was just trying to get to him tbh

I wasn't gonna use it on the the jet

If you saw I turned off auto rockets

[narrow night]

Anyone tryna join my car meet on gta

[frozen stone]

Sure

[narrow night]

Ps name

[frozen stone]

Modifucher

[modest zinc]

https://youtu.be/_RnsfZhhOi0

[supple sedge]

@frozen stonehow are you lvl 1000+ with no cash on your char lol

[lethal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/sml-richard-goodman-eww-poor-ew-poor-gif-20467891

[wooden pebble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHVPfacC-58

dam

never knew like 8 of those

[lethal birch]

Lmaoaoao

Ur bio seems sad

Are you ok

?

Hope it gets better lol

Now gimme 200M

Damn 💔

[minor tundra]

Pic I took during cross the line

[grizzled badge]

How do I add photos

I’m trying to find the name of a motorcycle

[tardy stone]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 10

Advertising, begging and trading are prohibited. Exceptions apply to trading of strictly in-game GTA content or services (e.g., "Help me sell crates and I will help you with your heists").

Requested by

@celest spade

[young hearth]

[lethal birch]

you have to be level 5 to send photos

send it in dm's and i'll happily tell you thouh

[celest spade]

There was a guy who was selling an account.

[young hearth]

Ah

[ocean siren]

Them

[lethal birch]

Got all in pink somehow

[blazing ruin]

@lethal birch

[true loom]

Tf is fencing fee?

[edgy anchor]

Money you pay to cover your tracks basically

[true loom]

I'd rather let Mr rubio to come and get me then paying 200k bucks

[lethal birch]

you don't pay for it

it comes out of your expenses

[celest spade]

Pay for mini Madrazo, so he sells stuff you stole. Basically, laundering fee.

It is 12% regardless. Steal less, pay less.

[lethal birch]

CAYOO

[lethal birch]

how did you get the secondary targets with only 1 keycard

[true loom]

Next to the main dock there's grugs and cash

[scenic lance]

AND IT ONLY HAPPENS WHEN I USE REQUEST PERSONAL VEHICLE

IF I USE REQUEST MC MOTORCYCLE IT WORKS PROPERLY

[coral flare]

@plush shuttle see u in game bro much love

[blazing ruin]

Cuz R* fucked up the spawns in that area

[scenic lance]

of course they did

[true loom]

Based + relatable

[lethal birch]

[dusky basalt]

Because rockstar is lazy and used different code for each of the ways to call in a vehicle instead of putting in the time and money to make them all work similarly

[frozen stone]

@supple sedge prob after I bought the kochka

[supple sedge]

Do you think it's intentional by any chance? MC has spawn perks, like CEO, on heists team mates can regen to full health when nearby, but not next to MC,

[minor tundra]

Hit 1 mil in nightclub earnings

[humble hemlock]

damn 96 kills xD

[storm mica]

Well yeah everyone in the game is lower than 100 except for that one dude

[plush ether]

got left outside

[tame gate]

https://youtu.be/enXkaVtPxMg @zenith phoenix

[humble hemlock]

MAN THIS MUSK

[scenic lance]

hatred

[humble hemlock]

he got 400k wtf

[winter wren]

tf lol

[paper nexus]

What job

[wooden pebble]

stood in front of rpg man

the new worse scene in gta online

this should be made skipable

so if people want to listen they can, and if they want to skip they can

the more stupid part is,...they replay the song agin from the top

[humble hemlock]

the cross the line one

[abstract cipher]

lol

modder gives entire lobby bounties

[patent breach]

Mod menu go brrrrrr

[humble hemlock]

on call host see this? xD

[lethal birch]

it happens sometimes

i've been an on call host

[patent breach]

Yea, on his screen, he is just seeing the little queue number

[lethal birch]

Ngl I haven't met any modders on cross the line

[abstract cipher]

Just lucky

[lethal birch]

Lucky while playing so many rounds xD

Literally noone tried to crash or kick, noone tried to use godmode or anything.

Old pvp vibes

[abstract cipher]

now see how long would it take for one to crash u in freemode just cus ur lvl is high

[lethal birch]

They can't

Cuz I'm a modder myself xD

[abstract cipher]

technically if u count urself there has been a modder in every game u entered

[lethal birch]

Yeah...and my friend too. Xd

But I mean modder as in godmode, aimbot.

[abstract cipher]

technically

[celest spade]

Let the war begin modder probably.

[lethal birch]

I use the mods to destroy the mods

[celest spade]

Then they come and destroy normal players.

[lethal birch]

Lul

[deft canyon]

Not everyone

[celest spade]

Not every modder is an asshole.

[deft canyon]

Ong

[celest spade]

What that means?

[deft canyon]

On god

Basically agreeing

[indigo sun]

i overdid the stunt jump 💀

[winter wren]

HUKL is everywhere

[blazing ruin]

How in the world did you get over there? Isn't that stunt jump just jumping out of the bridge without a ramp in the middle of downtown?

Oh I see it, arena war car

I once parked my sasquach on top of one of the buildings on the left by accident

[indigo sun]

lol

[lethal birch]

I crashed that fuckers 10 times already

[merry tree]

Can I start heists with this apartment?

And do you guys think 8 should save up for the one above it

[lapis zinc]

yes u can

[lethal birch]

you should save for cayo

[hazy hull]

Has to be "High End Apartment"

[lethal birch]

Save for kosatka. Nobody plays the normal heists anymore. Now they only play cayo

[tender coral]

This guy blew me and my car up, killing my fun. He soon found out what its like to not have fun in a game

And then accepted his defeat and left

Ft. @unborn stump

[lethal birch]

That's what I always do. Some 🤡 kills me, I then continuously kill them til they leave.

[merry tree]

T

[merry tree]

The reason I wanna do normal heists is to get money for a Kosatka or an arcade

[lethal birch]

This is an extremely satisfying thing to do, especially when you're just trying to have fun

[lethal birch]

Did you try putting urself up as a grabber /hacker in the lfg chats?

[merry tree]

Yeah alot, I like hacking especially in the casino

[lethal birch]

I feel like doing that is faster than doing normal heists for money

[merry tree]

The thing is no one is online when I send the lfg

[random mantle]

cars

[modest zinc]

https://youtu.be/S2COY0Ap4p0

[ornate tusk]

Eaaat sticky bombs 🤣

[tender coral]

Nice shadow

[wooden pebble]

who da hell he yhink he is

i have the ability to nuke his lill rear with a touch of a button

vibees

hmmmmmmmmmm

som sassy bakas

[patent breach]

i still need doomsday cmm4

also

@wooden pebble these were the most exciting achievement to get

[wooden pebble]

[patent breach]

almost there

[patent breach]

cak still has that same drip

get some new drips

[wooden pebble]

me likes it soom uch

all dhanks to uuuuuuuu

[patent breach]

its ok, i am wearing my drip since 2017

i just like the doomsday jackets so much

[wooden pebble]

[patent breach]

[celest spade]

I'm 60/77.

[patent breach]

@wooden pebble big moni

[wooden pebble]

no

[wooden pebble]

[patent breach]

cross the line is so fun tho

classic adversary mode from 360 era, classic music too

[golden berry]

Doomsday cmm easy

[blazing ruin]

Brake checking an mk2

[abstract cipher]

All Funny till they show their dash cam footage

[light gate]

Lmao

Pretty funny

[lethal birch]

lol mc donalds

[sick plank]

[sleek oxide]

Missile lock on jammer???

[blazing ruin]

Business battle goods so yes

[sleek oxide]

There’s no lock on with those vehicles?

cool

[tender coral]

Random guy put a bounty on me so I kill the random guy

[cloud mason]

How do I link my captures to the ps app

[tender coral]

When you log in on the ps app and enable captures. The ps5 will only save recent captures taken after you enable it

[cloud mason]

Sound bro

Found this dude 😭

Just chillin

[tender coral]

?

[tender coral]

Micheal Jackson

[cloud mason]

Means thank you

[coral flare]

HEE HEE 💀

[abstract gazelle]

When the tide is turning

[winter wren]

[lean hull]

Yo

[winter wren]

fun

[lethal birch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcIQs7xKl8s

[winter wren]

3hr playtime

[gloomy schooner]

thats cap

[winter wren]

it legit shows under the amount of rp u have

[gloomy schooner]

wdym?