gta-media

[lethal birch]

Yes lol

[vocal plinth]

@lethal birch this clip is just funny af

imagine u see a night shark sticking out a hand hitting a 720 dodging ur rpg and bombs u and spam a clowns honk

i remember someone telling me night shark is shit because u cant do anything if ur upside down im sure this vid will change his mind lmao

[lethal birch]

DAMN

[snow isle]

shesh

[lethal birch]

mid

to much red

[snow isle]

yh changed the weather for that

[winter wren]

...

[lethal birch]

FLOP

[winter wren]

the random in fleeca is legit driving this extra big circle

[minor tundra]

1, 2 or 3?

[dusky timber]

2

[lethal birch]

3

3

[wooden garnet]

bolb

🏳️‍🌈

[abstract cipher]

6

[olive blade]

The seal picture in the guy's room was pretty funny

[quasi ermine]

reckon this is enough punishment?

[edgy anchor]

Nah

[quasi ermine]

unfortunately he’s hiding in apartment can’t do anything now

[junior ivy]

bruh

[lethal birch]

why does he look like his name should be vlIlIHATREDllIIlv or sumn

dressed like a tryhard but trash lol

[storm mica]

Sums up console pretty well

[cloud mason]

Omd I just realised this mf means courier irl 😭😭😭

[lethal birch]

International drug dealer "MinecraftPlayer999"

[cloud mason]

I told him I live in US and I'm 30 LMAOO

Bro sent me a link

Asked for my WhatsApp

[lethal birch]

Report him to the DEA

[cloud mason]

😭😭😭

Asked if I wanna do a heist too on gta

I can't 💀

[lethal birch]

😭

[cloud mason]

He's deleting some messages and all

💀

I don't know if he's this server or the other one

Funny and I thought he meant GTA

Like he could be it doesn't say tho

Doesn't say we have mutual servers but he's on one of them he's gotta be

[lethal birch]

@cloud mason Omfg he added me

[cloud mason]

Yeah he is

He said he saw what we said LMAOOO

Crying

[lethal birch]

The cartel coming after me bro

[cloud mason]

😭😭

Whats bro gonna do to me? Swim to Ireland 💀

[royal flare]

Wow.

[cloud mason]

@lethal birch 💀

[rain falcon]

ukraine

[cloud mason]

Lol guy got his friend to say racist shit to me in dms 😂

[hushed estuary]

True

[junior ivy]

who

[cloud mason]

Guy from here

He used different name so I dunno who

[lethal birch]

Dude wasted a good 1 or 2 minutes trying to hack then he ended up leaving the hack when he was close to the finish, he also died right before you use the orbital cannons by the last 2 enemies. Can't fully blame him though since we used TM-02 Khanjali which is fairly slow

kinda disappointing but yeah decent run tbh

I made this outfit a while ago.. It would look beter withthe IAA badge but somehoe lost it.

Average ps player outfit nothing special

[lethal birch]

💀

[lethal birch]

Yeah i dont like normal gta

Chloting sucks so i try something better for me

only "glitched" thing about my outfit is Black joggers but they've got removed from my outfit now

[limpid dragon]

Could someone pls do a heist with me im broke and would need help PLS

[lethal birch]

LFG channels

[minor tundra]

Nice fit

[lethal birch]

ty

Spent like 5 days making it

Bc skill issue of first time using advanced director mode glitches

[minor tundra]

Fucking hell

[lethal birch]

How you named it?

[lethal birch]

Was worth it

And spent more time for the badge but it fr vanished from reality

💀

[minor tundra]

Glitched outfits are always worth it

[lethal birch]

R* didn't removed it lol i change the pants to suit the outfit more

[lethal birch]

Oh

[lethal birch]

Yeah

But i wish i had save wizard, iwould be making outfits 24/7

[cloud mason]

🥶🥶🥶

Why did I make this

[coral flare]

my characters look okay

[lethal birch]

The male character looks like zyzz if he had a beard

[coral flare]

yes

complete accident though lmao

was going through hairstyles and had to do it

[lethal birch]

Daaaamn

[minor tundra]

No offence but your character look like a depressed teenager

[lethal birch]

Ah I'm glad it perfectly represents me then

[minor tundra]

Nice fit

[coral flare]

it beats "youtube tutorial" clone # 10000 though fr

[minor tundra]

love the vest

[edgy anchor]

I didn't try at all with my character's appearance

[minor tundra]

Lmao fair

[edgy anchor]

I just chose Claude as the father and moved the funny slider all the way towards father

[hazy hull]

Not quite what you've described but this is what came to my mind when I read your message

[thick bramble]

Yep done with heists for today

[slate yarrow]

L

[vocal plinth]

what ever lobby your joining i want it now

[lethal birch]

❤️ i love baby starling ❤️

[supple sedge]

don't shoot at the heli NPCs in casino escape, it's not even worth it

xD

[lethal birch]

Found this in my crew invites

join

[lethal birch]

No

[slate yarrow]

join

[coral flare]

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

Mhmm weird, for me you left

wont let me post to #memes-and-shitposting

how do i become that?

[fervent sleet]

Get approved

[graceful panther]

Any money glitches?

[trim sluice]

5 years ago today, we got our GTAO tax return. This is the maximum amount you could have received (since I bought everything possible).

[floral cosmos]

fckign cayo bug

[winter wren]

f

[winter wren]

wtf!

[scenic lance]

bullshit

[outer barn]

aw hell nah

stay away

[wooden pebble]

yeeeet thaat invite faster than a pair of roten eggs

[tender coral]

Cop was nice enough to let me finish

Me and the st4ngz guy killed each other at the same time and then ran away. So i played defensive and waited for him.

He then accepted his defeat

[lethal birch]

How do I do this

I’m on xbox btw

[molten stag]

U Have 2 Analog Sticks.

[molten stag]

U Use Both Analog Sticks.

[hazy hull]

Guy got mad and started using lag switch

[lethal birch]

Lmfao

[molten stag]

Imagine.

Dragons.

[lethal birch]

MY BROKE ASS

[frail condor]

richest gta player

[rustic skiff]

These CEO names are something else...

[lethal birch]

I can relate to that name

[crimson idol]

a weird/funny clip from a youtube video belongs in here, doesn't it? (its not selfpromotion since its not my own video i guess..?)

[lethal birch]

Yes

@crimson idol

[crimson idol]

ok

ow.. "OnLy PlAyErS wItH aN eXp LeVeL oF 5 cAn SeNd LiNkS"

lmao

OOF

happened again

the bot is smart too :(

what if..
https://

OOOOF

ok i give up :/

xD

i guess just dm me if you want to see it.. xD

[lethal birch]

gonna redo this tomorrow and hopefully get elite this time

[lethal birch]

I see |||||| 👀

Text messages spammer

[winter wren]

?? wtf is this dude doing

mf is going to fucking paleto in this rate

[hazy hull]

https://youtu.be/20tC_umgApU?t=556

Rapid fire bug at its' finest

[cloud mason]

@wheat laurel I'm boutta pull up on him

[wheat laurel]

orbital strike him now

[cloud mason]

Why is there never audio on when I capture a clip

How do I change that

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch

tf why did it kill me then xD

Dunno

[modest zinc]

https://youtu.be/9Y_xM-94bow

[lethal birch]

I tried again, same result: I die xd

[lethal birch]

I'm just built different

[lethal birch]

xDDDD

[wanton flame]

Strength or level not high enough maybe?

[lethal birch]

Strength is low, but shouldn't affect my health

I'm level ~145; max. health is reached at level 100 :|

[wanton flame]

iirc Strength does affect max hp

[lethal birch]

Oh

[wanton flame]

Just looked it up and apparently it actually increases damage resistance rather than directly affecting health

[lethal birch]

Yeah just saw it

[wanton flame]

Still means the same thing in this case though

[lethal birch]

Then it's time to grind my strength

[wanton flame]

I had mine at like 96% before getting yeeted

[lethal birch]

Xd

[wanton flame]

Took a lot of pulping at the beach to get it done

[lethal birch]

There is another place near Island. If you fail, you'll spawn near island.

[winter wren]

we on hard mode bru

[lost wolf]

Only fall damage

[celest spade]

Iirc you can climb ladders faster too.

[lost wolf]

You do

[edgy anchor]

I guess me randomly punching people for no discernable reason is benefiting me after all

[sand quest]

@keen estuary

HA

[keen estuary]

O

I have mine army style

[keen estuary]

Green and black

Change wheel color to black 👍

[winter wren]

noic

[lethal birch]

@karmic dew Holy Shit, this looks amazing

I might try darker nights and see how that looks

[inland gulch]

Oop

[violet inlet]

People on Google maps are funny Ngl

[inland gulch]

Lollll

[plain linden]

My personal airstrip it is

[karmic dew]

Oh nice

[lethal birch]

I ended up owning one of the places on google maps it let me claim one of them

[violet inlet]

This looks better

[plain spindle]

damnnn

that sucks man

[rapid quarry]

oof

[plain spindle]

Cayo Perico Australian Style

[lethal birch]

I mean i did have 100s of modded vehicles,modded outfits ,had taken part in the apartement glitch etc etc

But damn

[plain spindle]

pc?

[lethal birch]

Ps4

[rapid quarry]

how long did u have ur account until reset?

[lethal birch]

Idk

[plain spindle]

tbh if i got reset idk what id do

cuz rn i cant play wt bcz moving account from xbox to pc

id probably play osu or msfs

[rapid quarry]

link you play pc rn?

[lethal birch]

Heh atleast itt's a fresh start

Gta had become slightly boring

[plain spindle]

yeah

after getting everything in the game it starts becoming boring

[lethal birch]

Ye

[plain linden]

My island 🥲

[molten stag]

Imagine.

[lethal birch]

Look at these reflections

I checked to see if it’s real and it is, but is that Liberty City or Los Santos?

[celest spade]

It looks like Los Santos with Maze Bank Tower on the left (tallest one).

[lethal birch]

Aight

[lethal birch]

Probably one of the best quality mesh imports I've seen for gta ever.

[tepid atlas]

my pc with those graphics:

https://tenor.com/view/laptop-smoking-fire-burning-lag-gif-19373925

[winter wren]

no thx

[junior ivy]

who

[sand quest]

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

@blazing ruin ha

[blazing ruin]

[winter wren]

[weak idol]

Do you think he’s fuming

[junior ivy]

who

[weak idol]

this person I’m bullying

[junior ivy]

cares

[weak idol]

me

[junior ivy]

you’re no one.

[weak idol]

why r u pressed

[junior ivy]

who

[weak idol]

Loser

[junior ivy]

asked

[weak idol]

Loser

[weak idol]

[sleek oxide]

No way I hit him thru the insurgent 💀

Ignore my laugh

[minor tundra]

That laugh is hilarious

[weak idol]

2000$ for good behaviour!

[junior ivy]

who

[weak idol]

Are u always pressed or what

[junior ivy]

what

[night turtle]

pov; arizona airforce

[weak idol]

[sage frost]

how people posting image

images*

how do i

the button liek won’t let me click

[night turtle]

alt + F4

[sage frost]

i’m not fucking stupid

[night turtle]

then eat crayons

[sage frost]

i already did smh

[night turtle]

playdoh?

[sage frost]

i’m watching morbious for the 342nd time rn

[night turtle]

weed?

[sage frost]

weed yeah maybe

won’t eat it tho

[night turtle]

did you eat a raw lemon?

[sage frost]

mm

that looks so good

[night turtle]

without salt and stuff

[sage frost]

yes

[night turtle]

🧐

[sage frost]

raw

sour

[night turtle]

its good

[sage frost]

i actually drank one of those small bottles of concentrated lemon juice

it’s really good

[night turtle]

lemon juice has 0.000001% meth

[sage frost]

😱

[night turtle]

sadly

yes

👍

[sage frost]

i’m gonna drink 10000000 lemon juice then

for 100% meth

[night turtle]

man going to jail

[sleek oxide]

Don’t wanna be a mini mod

But #community

[night turtle]

then dont be a mini mod

[sleek oxide]

if a mod sees y’all might get muted

[sage frost]

bruh

if a mod sees me please give me money i’m actually homeless

[night turtle]

he has a point

[sage frost]

facts

[light gate]

Headbutt

[night turtle]

next fly near the neighborhood and fly up

it will go take a sip of water

[light gate]

what

[hearty rivet]

jacksfilms

[sleek oxide]

@lethal birch @plain valve this is what I meant 💀

Strong ass sparrow

[storm mica]

I mean u slightly bumped the tail

Not like full on crashing into it

[lethal birch]

surprised it didnt explode being a sparrow and all

[sleek oxide]

Usually a tap is all it takes to blow them up

[lethal birch]

i love the cerberus, it was like $6m sure but it can do this

[frigid rock]

lemonparty

[plain valve]

@sleek oxide That is insane

[sleek oxide]

You should the to learn to fly with them

Shunt hopping

Don’t learn with the Cerberus it’s the hardest to do

Start off with the Brutus

[vagrant cedar]

oh

[cerulean sierra]

no way !

gg

[lethal birch]

average hydra user

[vagrant cedar]

ong

[junior ivy]

should’ve just invited me

[vagrant cedar]

haha

[rustic skiff]

Who hurt this man...

[vagrant cedar]

🥺🥺

[junior ivy]

he probably gambled too much and lost all his money

also get a better character

[rustic skiff]

What should I change on it

[vagrant cedar]

everything

imma ss my fav outfits rn

[rustic skiff]

👀

[vagrant cedar]

yikes

[lethal birch]

invisible arms looks like shit fix it and that outfit wouldnt be too bad

last one looks good

[vagrant cedar]

nah that’s what makes it mine

i like to be diff

[lethal birch]

id choose darker gloves for second to last

[vagrant cedar]

ok ok

[lethal birch]

my main outfit

tan helps with sandy shores or beach

also kinda blurs in with the dirt

[lethal birch]

i wear bright orange fuck blending in

[surreal light]

it's impossible you didn't do that when you were little

[lethal birch]

chad

easy target yet people still lose L

looks cool

style points

thx

[vagrant cedar]

any way to see the rest

[lethal birch]

speaking of orange

[calm barn]

deluxo lmao

[split coyote]

🤣

[lethal birch]

orange

[split coyote]

F-ing awesome

[vagrant cedar]

bro…

[lethal birch]

its fun

[calm barn]

yeah its the flying ruiner

[split coyote]

That van is my favorite. What is it?

[lethal birch]

moonbeam

[split coyote]

Thanks

[vagrant cedar]

next to the night shark is that a tempesta or

[calm barn]

best way to transport definitely not ILLEGAL THINGS

[lethal birch]

weaponized ignus

[vagrant cedar]

ohhh

[wanton flame]

Sorry, I can't transport anything in it because every crevice is packed with speakers

[calm barn]

shit

how am i gonna transport my coke for 48k

[lethal birch]

but hey, everyone can hear my music so its fine

[wanton flame]

True

Moonbeam and the Youga 4x4 are some of my favorite vehicles

Just because of the aesthetic

[blazing ruin]

I'm probably glad I don't have audio on by the looks of the editing

[lethal birch]

its even better with audio

[wooden garnet]

🦞 👌

[solemn wadi]

b

[lethal birch]

c

[mystic rune]

@abstract gazelle

That dude was nowhere near the other guard and yet he heard him getting shot.

[abstract gazelle]

They don't even notice C4 explosions

[mystic rune]

And yet they can hear my silenced weapons

[abstract gazelle]

Dude, he can CLEARLY see his mate getting shot

[mystic rune]

He turned around

Watch the video again, the other guard legit turned around before I shot the guard.

[abstract gazelle]

Yes he turned around
Hence why he saw you shoot his mate

[mystic rune]

????

Literally he turned his back to the guy that I shot

And he didn't turn around until he heard the guy get killed.

[abstract gazelle]

He's 2 feet away so he can hear his mate getting shot

[mystic rune]

He was even out of his cone of sight range.

That distance is far more than 2 feet

[agile gorge]

You need to keep bullet trajectory in mind, the bullet went through the dude you killed and alerted the guy behind

Example, even if guard A isn't near Guard B or you, the bullet will still go through and alert him

[blazing ruin]

You shot 2 bullets, the one that killed the guard and the one that alerted the other guard

[blazing ruin]

The fuck are u talking about

The bullet doesn't go through unless it's a sniper round

And even then, idk if it would alert others

[blazing ruin]

#community

[frail condor]

Thats a gta shoe irl

[unborn canyon]

mums

wait fr?

where can i get it

[frail condor]

The clothing shops

[unborn canyon]

thanks

[blazing ruin]

@mystic rune

[lethal birch]

@blazing ruin

[blazing ruin]

Why 103? Stop at 101

[heavy summit]

Guess he had enough

[sinful stump]

This is my route!!! I call it the Loopty Loop and it’s perfect 👍 https://youtu.be/0-niedr7nmo

[modest zinc]

https://youtu.be/cnHl7lYow1A

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/JFJRS1j2Pz8

Its a little "movie" and i thought it was pretty cool so i put it here

Its not my video tho

Am i allowed to post this?

[abstract gazelle]

They got us doing this now

[dusky timber]

egs captcha was the worst when i had to select dice 14 times in a row and then i had to do like 16

[light gate]

💀

[sinful stump]

Check this out!!! It’s the PERFECT ROUTE!!!

[upper fjord]

I wouldn't call it the perfect route but it works

[grim mural]

.

[vestal cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/cayo-perico-heist-gta-gta-money-money-rich-gif-25024774

[supple rampart]

Anyone do roleplay ps5

[icy axle]

#ps4｜other-lfg

[abstract gazelle]

Navy seals

[minor tundra]

Got bored and made this monstrosity

[deft canyon]

[tender coral]

Bruh why cant I send my photo

[blazing ruin]

Blacklisted word?

[tender coral]

Somethings not right (ignore the X on the nipples because god forbid I show Michaels nipples on discord)

@unborn stump @junior ivy

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-forman-debra-jo-rupp-laugh-meme-hysterical-laughter-lol-gif-24893555

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/PJiDnFABM4g @

[cloud mason]

New whip 🥶

[violet inlet]

If you get the ps app you can upload pics to discord

Then we won’t need to know you have a JVC

[cloud mason]

Ay bruh my JVC is not too shabby

Keep my JVC's name out ya mouth 😠

[tender coral]

1. Gross rims. 2. I can teach how to save screenshots to your phone. 3. There is also a dedicated channel for cars #gta-vehicles

[junior ivy]

that ugly

[cloud mason]

Oh so are you not allowed to send photos of cars here

Bro why is everyone on smoke towards me 😭😭

[junior ivy]

just use #gta-vehicles so we can bully you

[cloud mason]

No.

Leave my golden sexy car alone

I'd fr make out with that car if I could

[tender coral]

The rim choice is not the best imo. And im not one for liverys

[junior ivy]

should at least learn how to take pics

fun to do, doesn’t take up time

[cloud mason]

I didn't know what rim to pick tbh so I just got any

I think that was the actual first one that you see

[tender coral]

I only do liverys if it makes sense

Like this nascar build

[finite light]

This may be the only thing worth $6.

Feedback and car liveries.

[tender coral]

Un nerf all the tuner cars with gta+ and then i might consider

[wooden pebble]

how maby roundz

[tender coral]

I might have to play that

[violet inlet]

6

It’s fun af

[tender coral]

What do you do in it

[quick river]

Proof that GTA+ is a scam:

Free 100% bonus vs a paid 15% bonus

[hazy hull]

this is like the 7th or 8th time

[sinful stump]

Here’s the video!!! Watch it to heist with me!!!

[hazy hull]

https://youtu.be/OF_f1OtyV-w

check out my route, scrub

[sinful stump]

Oh whatever sweaty player lmao

[hazy hull]

LOL

[tender coral]

What was your time?

Before i click on it

[sinful stump]

Mines the perfect route

[tender coral]

What was your time

[hazy hull]

12 minutes 26 seconds is terrible

[tender coral]

Was that his time

[hazy hull]

yes

[tender coral]

My best is 6:50

[sinful stump]

Meh 😑 I’m looking for players quit making them scroll so freakin high a**holes

[hazy hull]

and he didn't even get any loot from outside the compound

[sinful stump]

Didn’t need it we were full 🤣 genius

[hazy hull]

whatever your route is, it's inefficient

[hazy hull]

but the fact that you took 12:26 without even getting any loot from outside the compound is just lame

[sinful stump]

It’s the most efficient never get caught route there is

[hazy hull]

yeah right

[sinful stump]

We were full how do we loot full bags idiot

[hazy hull]

I know even better route for solo runs

dude look at my run

[tender coral]

I didnt either

[hazy hull]

8 minutes

[sinful stump]

Elite is elite no matter your cheat

[hazy hull]

full bags

[sinful stump]

Cheater

[hazy hull]

how tf am I "cheat"?

it's all recorded

[sinful stump]

Same with mine douche

[hazy hull]

yes but you took way longerr

that's my whole point

[hazy hull]

solo or duo

[sinful stump]

I’ve done quads on this route

Solo or duo wimps…

[storm mica]

How is a 12:38 route a “perfect route”

[hazy hull]

if he did duo elite challenge within 6:50, I am impressed

finally some support

[storm mica]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/662774504149483550/866821648623075358/Screenshot_105.png
I dont need any youtuber routes and i get a 5:40 with elite

[hollow lagoon]

@lethal birch why

[lethal birch]

Why did you join the job..?

[sinful stump]

It’s ELITE so freakin what???

[lethal birch]

????

[hollow lagoon]

-.-

[hazy hull]

elite or not, 12:26 is a terrible time for cayo

[sinful stump]

This is idiotic I’m here to post my video to look for heist grabbers shut the f**k up already

[sinful stump]

FmL 🤦‍♂️

[hazy hull]

get good, bruh

[tender coral]

Duos

[hazy hull]

dayum

nice

this is my best duo elite

[dense aurora]

same way

[sinful stump]

Duo is easy as making rice 🍚 fml 🤦‍♂️ nobody is bragging about quad-ding the heist cuz none of you are good enough to

[storm mica]

Says the 12:20

🙃

[sinful stump]

Omg I’m going to have to repost my video forever before I get the 2 more to quad and shut you duo wimps up…

[hazy hull]

at least keep it under 8 minutes

[sinful stump]

Says the idiot that can’t complete it at all 🙄

[storm mica]

Lvl 34
12:30 for duo
takes almost a whole minute to hack
calls other people not good enough

[tender coral]

(Ignore the 4 red circles) This is my layout. The white line is my path and the blue is the other persons. We start from the red dot and ( Map View) we go to the right take out the two guards and the camera, and hopefully they drop the first key card. Then I head to rubios office, kill the 3 guards and hope they have the gate key, while at the same time the other guy goes to the vault once i get the gate key, and collect the 2nd key card. By the time i make my way down to the vault the second guy should be done the fingerprint. We unlock the first door to get the gold (G1) while he collects gold I get the primary target. We then go to G2 and collect the gold there. After that there is 3 paths I have. The 2 dotted paths are the ones we take if the juggernaut isnt there. The sold line is the one we take if the jug is near us. We make our way to G3, take gold and then exit compound

[storm mica]

Rolling on the floor laughing

[tender coral]

@hazy hull

After exiting we grab bikes and drive to the water on the left side of the compound and swim out

[edgy anchor]

Why are you so pressed like damn

[tender coral]

Now my 6:50 was dome back when 1 person could open the doors as long as we had 2 key cards

[storm mica]

Also the correct channel is #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Not here

[sinful stump]

Here it is again…

[hazy hull]

duhhhhhhhh

[sinful stump]

It’s media and I’m looking duh!!!

[storm mica]

Read

Im sure u can do that

[sinful stump]

Fucking trolls stfu

[edgy anchor]

[storm mica]

Ur the one trolling lmfao

Dont call others not good enough when ur lvl 34 and takes 12:30 to complete a duo kosatka entrance run

Not to mention taking a whole ass minute to hack

[sinful stump]

I’m trying to post my video to be viewable to my LF’s

[tender coral]

I can never get better than 6:50 tho. I got that time back when 1 person could open the doors as long as we had 2 key cards

My route is solid tho. Usually less then 10 mins and rarely pass 7 minutes

[edgy anchor]

My route is easy; completely dodges the jug (provided I move quickly enough) and only need to kill 4 or so people

[sinful stump]

My route is best never have a body found and no need to kill every thing that walks or flies lol

[storm mica]

I can do the same but in 5 minutes

Therefore not the best

[tender coral]

You have to kill if you want the key cards and gate key

[storm mica]

Cayo is all about time efficiency

[tender coral]

I call bs on that

[edgy anchor]

My half-assed casual runs take around 12 or so minutes

[sinful stump]

Mines best you have to restart over and over lol

[storm mica]

I dont lol

[edgy anchor]

I do?

[storm mica]

Wrong link

[tender coral]

I dont have to restart. I use the same route over and over again so I know what im doing

[edgy anchor]

I get elite fairly consistently so

[storm mica]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/8zbTq0FOGxfcuw-ehJtXA7SbO51FbcIe-AxO-9IKXrQ/https/media.discordapp.net/attachments/662774504149483550/866821648623075358/Screenshot_105.png
Keep fuming

[edgy anchor]

If I fail 2 times then I just fuck off and do it the next day

[tender coral]

9 times out of 10 my cayos never fail. So 9 time out of 10 we usually get elite

[sinful stump]

Mines best you can’t change my mind so quit trying cheaters

[storm mica]

Lmfao

Ok

[edgy anchor]

Mald

[storm mica]

Stay ignorant

Enjoy ur 12:30 runs lmao

[tender coral]

Im confused as to how I cheat on my cayo route

[junior ivy]

that’s not gta

my bad

[tender coral]

Pc has wall breaches. Console doesn’t have wall breaches for cayo. So if anything pc cayos have more cheaters

[junior ivy]

PC has bed wetters

[sinful stump]

Fml I have to duo you idiots won’t let my video stay new…

[edgy anchor]

Damn
It's almost like we're having a fucking conversation

[tender coral]

I do duos too. I dont see your point

[hazy hull]

ohhhhh, well I got 7:02 when you need 2 people to open 1 door

[junior ivy]

my best was 5:56

and i’m on console bruh

you should be ashamed fr

[hazy hull]

DUO

FULL BAGS

bruh

[tender coral]

Well I dont have thay ability like you

[hazy hull]

are you sure that was a duo?

and elite challenge?

[junior ivy]

yes

[hazy hull]

right

[sinful stump]

Weep before me you wimps jk lol

[junior ivy]

i do not lie

i don’t like lying to ppl

[hazy hull]

I didn't say you're lying

[junior ivy]

unless it’s for their benefit

[tender coral]

People on pc get 5 mins solo and full bags on compound because they can wall breach

[junior ivy]

okie, i go bye bye

Nyoooom

[hazy hull]

Doppler effect truly is a wonderful thing

[junior ivy]

you’re wonderful

[hazy hull]

thanks, I guess?

where'd that come from

[junior ivy]

good mood

now mald

[hazy hull]

fuck me I'm dumb

it was Doppler effect not Kepler's

[sinful stump]

I care not for risky run through the middle and get caught routes elite it almost every time except when I have idiots trying to take lead running through the middle getting caught lol

[hazy hull]

look at my route

practically everything inside the compound is dead

[sinful stump]

That’s a waste of time

[hazy hull]

yet you're the one with 12:26 and I'm the one <8 mins

besides, I do that while my teammate is getting the primary target, as opposed to sitting and doing nothing

[lethal birch]

Omw to do all elite challenges Currently have doomsday act 3 finale ready and doomsday act 2 preps all paided for

[junior ivy]

an NPC car looking better than an average players car

[hollow lagoon]

If you still need someone who doesn't fucking die

[hazy hull]

I wanna do act 3

finale

plz, it's my favorite mission

[junior ivy]

same

[hazy hull]

after act 3 finale, nothing compares in terms of diffculty

nothing gives you the same thrill

of run 'n gun

also the part with infinitely spawning enemies is cool for farming headshots

[lethal birch]

Act 3 is easy but challenging at the same time

takes some time though

[hazy hull]

unless this shit happens

full hp, level 120+

I primarily like it due to the enemy count

[lethal birch]

beamed

why do some NPCS have such fire rate at times

[lime orchid]

Because thinks its a difficulty tweak

[storm mica]

Rapid fire bug

Happens all the time in any heists

[lime orchid]

In any heist that involves goons with rifles*

And I wouldnt call it a bug at this point.

[storm mica]

It’s a feature

[lethal birch]

well the feature is ass

shouldn't be in the game tbh

[lime orchid]

It's a thing even in SP anyways.

[hollow lagoon]

You can do nothing against this besides a very quick disconnect from your Internet. I have a WiFi stick right next to my keyboard so that's quick.

[lethal birch]

I didn't have that many issues in SP all AI's were normal for me

[hollow lagoon]

It's mostly a networking issue I think

[lime orchid]

Well its rarer in SP since it doesnt involve other players which mess it up. But it in fact can happen

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch we having some fun in your apartment LOL

[hazy hull]

ye

[lethal birch]

This is so funny 🤣 🤣

[wooden pebble]

[hollow lagoon]

@lethal birch Is that you on the left

[lethal birch]

no

That's undead

[lethal birch]

No

???

Undead is on right

Yeah the cow is zero one

[hollow lagoon]

Did you finish CMM yet?

[lethal birch]

no fuck this game

crashes and crashes and fucking issues 24/7

Nobody died tho

[hollow lagoon]

I had no issues today, weird

[lethal birch]

Good for you

[hazy hull]

@lime orchid

[hollow lagoon]

🙂

[hazy hull]

same

I jump to the router

[hollow lagoon]

To quote this evil bitch from Kuzco: IMMA SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-smash-emperors-new-groove-gif-14537390

[hazy hull]

almost within arm's reach

[lime orchid]

Unlucky

[lime orchid]

Insurance claim

[hazy hull]

fraud

more like it

[lime orchid]

[hazy hull]

it's something about that spot

90% of all clips similar to mine are from there

[lime orchid]

Its related on how fast you zooming.

[hazy hull]

peds pulling off random stunts

but it doesn't happen anywhere else

no gunshots fired

peds not scared

and yet truck went for it

same with the car

[lime orchid]

Dunno, those dumbshits always are after me

[hazy hull]

xD

[cobalt crow]

hello trtsc

[hazy hull]

@cobalt crow https://youtu.be/rEq1Z0bjdwc?t=8

[lime orchid]

How works its unclear to me till this day. Probably will never be clear. https://streamable.com/onsg3a

[hazy hull]

@lime orchid

this makes less sense than anything else in this world

[lime orchid]

I object. My friend's pov. https://streamable.com/l7lz11

[hazy hull]

XD

wait I have something too

.

@lime orchid

or this

[lime orchid]

Yeah that one happened to me many times. The shotgun guard is just very aggresive

[hazy hull]

it's funny af

[lime orchid]

Once he left me alive with like 1hp, which was really kind of him

[hazy hull]

what about this

[hazy hull]

THE BENEVOLENCE!!!

https://youtu.be/9c65u9S6rLo

[lime orchid]

The funni ragdoll no, didnt occur to me. Only raise from the dead. Similar to Randomweirdthings resurrection when he threw a c4

[hazy hull]

yeah but he survived headshots

and all that time he was rolling, he was alerted

but in the end it was the camera

that triggered the alarm

[lime orchid]

Yeah he knew he is fucked up, so he pulled no u card on you i guess

[hazy hull]

XDDD

wait you just made me realize

he did that on purpose

rolled all the way to the camera

[lime orchid]

Yup.

[hazy hull]

what is your experience with helicopters fallin on ya ass

[lime orchid]

Also there is rare chance that for some fkn reason you spawn with a handgun which disappears eventually on its own, but if you are seen before that happens its rip https://streamable.com/y8q1o4

[lime orchid]

As of lately got better tbf

[lime orchid]

https://youtu.be/io0Mti_Jbi8

[hazy hull]

what do you have to say about this

[lime orchid]

Unlucky

I had this tho https://youtu.be/VpktT7rvgj8

[hazy hull]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-risitas-laughing-lmao-lol-gif-11500030

you actually had me laughing there

[lime orchid]

I was so confused as of what the actual hell happened. But chopper's rotor tail flew into plane's front rotor and made a boom

[hazy hull]

recommend to watch this in fullscreen

legit af

[lime orchid]

Funni ragdoll https://streamable.com/49l0ma

[lethal birch]

Is there anyway to tell how much % damage has been done to the avenger? for DDA2

[hazy hull]

Wystray my man

can I call you for a minute?

[lethal birch]

wdym

[hazy hull]

to explain something

too much typing

[lime orchid]

Cya friend. https://streamable.com/5nl92g

[lethal birch]

Sure i'll be on mute though rn i'm playing slipgate

@snow isle Just be careful when coming out of the hangar because turning right is E and will throw you back in your hangar if you don't fly forward first a bit

[snow isle]

do these take long to get used to?

[lethal birch]

Nah its actually common sense

[snow isle]

also I dont have a numbad

numpad

is that fine?

[lethal birch]

I use a 60% keyboard

so you're good

[snow isle]

Ah alr

ok ty if I have any questions

ill ask if u dont mind

[lethal birch]

kk

[scenic lance]

they are not paid enough to care about me

[celest spade]

Bump one and see.

[lethal birch]

Best way to escape people following you

LOL

[hollow lagoon]

I love the slick mines

[lethal birch]

I use them on people griefing and they usually get really mad lol cause they spin out

ok but this actually looks good

sorry for low res and low settings , my pc bad af

[lethal birch]

Thank you @hazy hull

1% damage first try

could've got 0% but driver rammed into the avenger

[lethal birch]

DDA3 Elite soon

pretty easy only failed last time because of 1 minor mistake

which was who was going to hack

ended up wasting like 2 minutes because 2nd player couldn't hack fast

[slate yarrow]

gg

[hazy hull]

I feel proud

Proud of your accomplishment

https://youtu.be/uRyV8r1xSr8

[ancient turtle]

zamn

[lethal birch]

400 gig download

• a 2T update

[sleek oxide]

Each time you buy a car it requires 7TB of storage to render it in

[outer barn]

The MkII players keep getting worse

[feral kettle]

This loot spawn with the bottle main target 🤮🤮🤮 my cayos are trash

I’ve never even had a diamond spawn in my cayo before

[elfin nymph]

let me flex on you with my cayo history

1st cayo after madrazo files : pink diamond 1 gold

2nd : pink diamond 3 gold hard

3rd: panther 5 gold hard

i stay winning

[feral kettle]

😪

[elfin nymph]

imagine having bad luck

lololol noob

i am alpha

[feral kettle]

I get bottles and cash

[elfin nymph]

I shower 3 times a month because alpha

[feral kettle]

Literally like 3-4 in a row now

[elfin nymph]

I have bottles in my room you have bottles cayo we are not the same

I have no cash

[outer barn]

My first cayo after madrazo was panther 3 gold hard

[feral kettle]

😪😪😪

Bruh I should just quit

Also I didn’t even know that panthers are still a thin

[outer barn]

It’s an event

You always get it if it’s panther day

[feral kettle]

Yea getting 1.9 mil is always an event 🙃

Forgive me for being salty about stealing the same bottle 7 different times

When are panther days

[elfin nymph]

we don't know

[outer barn]

Whenever rockstar wants them to be

Probably next June

[feral kettle]

Bruh 😒

[sinful stump]

Watch this to heist wth me https://youtu.be/0-niedr7nmo

[lost wolf]

12 min cayo 💀

[outer barn]

I did an 11 minute cayo with a guy who was afk half the heist

[feral kettle]

I’ve done 8 before

[outer barn]

8 is easy

[junior ivy]

5:56 lol

[feral kettle]

Daaaaamn

I just did 11 on this shitty cayo

Can’t wait to be rid of it

Diamond next run

3 gold

Hard mode, watch

[junior ivy]

?

are you able to read a room?

like, look at the previous conversations, and read

[lethal birch]

Ik just saw your name

You is an anti griefer b

[feral kettle]

You only have high kd cuz you a griefer

[junior ivy]

nah i hate anti griefers

that’s why i grief them

fuck

[lethal birch]

Nah i play base

[junior ivy]

it says destroyer at end

[feral kettle]

Griefers are scum 😒

[lethal birch]

Valide

[junior ivy]

da professional

god i don’t like him

[lethal birch]

Yea and all anti grifers god

[feral kettle]

At least grief fun, don’t hide behind armor and mk2 like a bitch that’s what I really hate

[junior ivy]

pog

[lethal birch]

I grief in my orb spam

[junior ivy]

@feral kettle ^

[lethal birch]

Xbox you valide

[junior ivy]

ight back to elden ring, i forgot how much i don’t like GTA

[lethal birch]

Lmao

[junior ivy]

i have a vision

[feral kettle]

Not even gonna watch it bro

Ofc

[junior ivy]

a world where GTA is actually good

[feral kettle]

Idc*

I fucking hate griefers dude, especially modders

[junior ivy]

okie

well, invite only sessions exist

you don’t need to constantly put up with them, ya know?

just be smart

[feral kettle]

They aren’t everywhere

[lethal birch]

Thats what I do i 1v1 base

[feral kettle]

And for every greifer modder theres 2 friendly ones

[lethal birch]

Your on pc who cares

L + ratio

[feral kettle]

You said the cringiest thing in this encounter, really pulled that, kd matters to you cuz your braindead 😂 kd is so easy to grind that it doesn’t matter, kill enough level 1s and ofc your stats are gonna be padded

[junior ivy]

let’s not fight, okie?

[feral kettle]

It’s all fluff

[junior ivy]

how about we just let this go and move on and not waste time.

idc to begin with, just telling u 2

[lethal birch]

That title lmfao

[lethal birch]

It matters it shows you kill to death ratio so it shows if your good in pvp

[feral kettle]

No 😂😂

Anyone can sit on an mk2 and spam rockets

Any bitch could do that, step on the ground and snipe me

At least that’s skilled

[lethal birch]

Then why your kd low

[feral kettle]

Bc I don’t care to fluff it up with bullshit that doesn’t matter after people like you dip it by .1

[lethal birch]

If you're kd was high you would say it counts it just proves that your bad

[feral kettle]

It’s all just fluff, I have more deaths than kills bc of people like you, I won’t become one just bc I want to pad my shit 😂😂😂

I could have a kd of 3 tm

I don’t care about that

What’s your strength stat at? Or your stealth?

All my stats are maxed bc while you were kd grinding

I was grinding stats

See that shit? Actually effects the game

Your boosted kd doesn’t mean dick other than your an asshole who kills low levels for fun

[lethal birch]

On all my 300 acc all my stats are max and they have at least 1 trill

[feral kettle]

So yea ig it matters

It tells me how much of a griefing fuck somebody is

[lethal birch]

could you two take this to #gta-online atleast? this is a media channel and you'll be muted for continuing

Oh ok

[feral kettle]

It’s. All. Fluff. And if you’re really that attached to it maybe you should touch grass and not noobs

[outer barn]

I honestly don’t even know how anyone can be so bad on a MkII that they get killed by a hunter
Nor do I know how I pulled off such a smooth kill.

[lean basin]

Nice

[hearty rivet]

what is this

[junior ivy]

Auto shop Contract mission

[hearty rivet]

oh

[dusk folio]

https://medal.tv/games/gta-v/clips/iwiHgw1FAKtTT/d1337XIkHn0I?invite=cr-MSxMSG8sNjM0ODAwMTMs

[winter wren]

[storm mica]

what the fuck is that music

[light gate]

I'm assuming they are the type to listen to shitpost music unironically

[lethal birch]

Maxxed out my strength

Yeayy

[lean basin]

💪 💢

[lethal birch]

I can take more damage now

Epic

[storm mica]

health increase by lvl bruh

[lethal birch]

Ik but ill get there soon enough

Just wanna get it over with

[coarse sage]

level 100 means max health

[abstract rapids]

Now you need to go at airport and click on joystick and go straight afk

Better to do in private lobby

[lethal birch]

Im doing that rn

Doing the walking in circles trick with controller

I have truely become a no life

It aint much but its mine

Stay humble 🙏

[scenic lance]

bro

[abstract cipher]

uselss hitmarker

laggy video ong

[lethal birch]

Use BST

[abstract cipher]

just practicing sniping

not gonna bst

[lethal birch]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/u7eb9u/a_slowmotion_set_of_events_in_gta_online_i_hope/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Not mine btw

[frail condor]

You can sell it now

[lethal birch]

SP michaels car