gta-media

[long venture]

Tx

[dusky timber]

now that i finally got the online to work on ps5, it's time to start doing these trials

[rose shard]

why can't i upload a vid here

[rose shard]

:(

[zenith phoenix]

Good proud

[celest spade]

Weed is 37.5%

[sinful drift]

I don't understand how the bottom wheels in the tracks in the Half-track work

[zenith phoenix]

I didn’t make that

[celest spade]

I havent said you made that. It is an old picture.

[zenith phoenix]

Ik u didn’t say that I’m just saying I didn’t

[dusky timber]

#archive-gta-faq message

[zenith phoenix]

K

[dusky timber]

L

[zenith phoenix]

?

I send that screenshot to help someone

[dusky timber]

[zenith phoenix]

[dusky timber]

good but weed was kinda wrong tho

[zenith phoenix]

Who

Omg

Did he do something to u

Or did u do it for shits n giggles 🤭

[azure bloom]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U3VTG0F4ss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXR5Ufd4hbI

[lethal birch]

I thought that was me for a second

[lethal birch]

Already missing that sweat RP

now we have shitty excavation missions as 3x

[elfin nymph]

one shotaro, one hakachou drag

a lot of people don't know their bikes

[outer elk]

https://youtu.be/-PYFWtWaNh0

[lethal birch]

How'd you get that with the lag? xd

[lean basin]

How I see griefers trying hard and sweating

[hazy hull]

I feel pride

[solar cairn]

Can anyone join a public lobby for me please

[snow spear]

@north island

[buoyant bane]

[junior ivy]

whoever wrote that song needs to learn english, they’re not special either, they are a normal hoonman like all of us

[sleek oxide]

My own toy airplane

[lethal birch]

pretty easy

[shy latch]

||f4f ig@taleofjohn||

[strong cave]

How do I get rid of the white box

[lethal birch]

Take off your crew emblem

[celest spade]

He probably means as "just the parts with black color" (like png).

Without white background.

[lethal birch]

Simple solution change the crew emblem's background colour to the car colour

[frozen crown]

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

lol

[winter wren]

wat da fak

[thick bramble]

Lmao

[frail condor]

Or just.. make it transparent like a normal person would

[elfin nymph]

make the white transparent

[lethal birch]

[hollow lagoon]

POV: A homing missile Akula is piloted by some dumbass

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch damn nice shots

and no way people still use Akula for pvp

[lethal birch]

Thanks :D

Although I give credit to Laika for that awesome flying

Akula seems more like a pve vehicle

[lethal birch]

pilots who can keep a helicopter steady are goated

I can't fly for shit

with the hunter

neither unless it's a jet

i'm decent with jets

[hollow lagoon]

Akula for PvP is good if you have braincells on how to fly choppers

[lethal birch]

Akula's gun camera is cancer though

^

[hollow lagoon]

Always has been, its all about the off radar and barrage

[lethal birch]

Hunter is better all round for the pilot and the gunner imo

[hollow lagoon]

Like a fast hit and run

[lethal birch]

I thought it's my trash aim on that gun camera, but I struggled so much

[hollow lagoon]

Always depends on the situation

Both choppers have their respective strengths and outperform each other in certain situations

[lethal birch]

true

If you have a good pilot on hunter and good gunner

You're going to get spawnkilled D:

[hollow lagoon]

Smuglers Run Was so balanced
...

[lethal birch]

smells the irony

[hollow lagoon]

It really was

Between Smuglers Run and Doomsday nothing was OP

And there were plenty of options

It was almost perfect

[lethal birch]

Orbital came after doomsday?

[hollow lagoon]

Came with doomsday

[lethal birch]

Oof

[fringe cloak]

FH-1 Hunter is awesome if your got a good Gunner

[lethal birch]

Don't forget the pilot D:

[hollow lagoon]

Good god do I remember the bugged Savage hitbox after the casino update and everyone later complaining the Savage got "nerfed" when R* fixed it

Like, bitches, yall just suck ass and relied on a bug. It's not a nerf

[lethal birch]

Well it's not a nerf if it's fixing a bug

[hollow lagoon]

A hunter without a good pilot is trash

[lethal birch]

Don't look at me

[hollow lagoon]

If you can't kill with Savage without the bug then you don't deserve flying it

[lethal birch]

I never used a savage to begin with

[fringe cloak]

And the pilot

[hollow lagoon]

It's easy to counter if it doesn't have back up

[lethal birch]

But the guy on the ground who sniped me from the hunter

That was a spicy shot imo

[hollow lagoon]

Luck I suppose

[lethal birch]

We weren't going fast

[hollow lagoon]

Cause he missed all other shots

[lethal birch]

But my sparrow shot? :D

[hollow lagoon]

Yellow gang got murdered

[lethal birch]

and green

[fringe cloak]

When you shoot a pilot out the cockpit 😁

[lethal birch]

and then a modder had to "grief" us for being "griefers"

(basically mods vs. regular players)

[fringe cloak]

😂

[hollow lagoon]

That's not griefing, that's cheating and significantly worse

[fringe cloak]

Totally fair that is 🤣 😂

[lethal birch]

I took all the blame, not Laika wtf

The guy was tasing me 24/7

[hollow lagoon]

Cause griefing: Within ToS
Cheating: Against TOS

Can't wait to get an alt and mess with every single modder I come across

[lethal birch]

I had to laugh tho, he missed few shots because of your RC tank

[hollow lagoon]

Yeah what a dumbass

[lethal birch]

Had to blow me up because he didn't understand what an RC tank is

too goood xD

[hollow lagoon]

I need to get a Khanjali next time I see a GM user

[lethal birch]

Problem is

[hollow lagoon]

1. Headhunter
2. Run em over with tank

[lethal birch]

Khanjali only works with glitch induced godmode

[hollow lagoon]

Good enough

[lethal birch]

The mod menu godmode is not taken off with the khanjali (tested it on the other guy)

[lethal birch]

I always [REDACTED] every malicious modder I see

[hollow lagoon]

I love you

[lethal birch]

Time to buy a mod menu it seems

[fringe cloak]

😂

I just dont get the point in modding online just so you can be better then legit players

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch I love how you were fighting those people and I was zoomin through with my Veto Modern

[lethal birch]

I love how everyone just went into the same mess and it was kinda cancer? xDDD

[fringe cloak]

Then get embarrassed when they tear you apart so they turn on Insta Explo an just spawn kills you 😂

[lethal birch]

Everyone just shooting at everyone with some karts messing around

then 3 jets, 2 mk2s, wtf was that session my guy ;-;

Proof @knotty briar kills cats >:(

The best part: I didn't even know the pro-spam guy, he simply was a random trying to ge tme

[knotty briar]

rekt, bozo.

[lethal birch]

Meanie

You kicked me before that too

[knotty briar]

yes

i love the rick rolling going on in the background too

[lethal birch]

Lmao true

Also a cool little clip I forgot to post

[fringe cloak]

Damn

[fringe cloak]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLVYMMF8/

[modest zinc]

https://youtu.be/U10A-y3ilF8

[deft canyon]

Those graphics tho...

[lethal birch]

Seeing Amanda taunt Michael had me rolling "Daddy's been a bad boy, please son, ehheeeeh you wanna sniff?"

[hollow lagoon]

I don't mind modders until they kill me with godmode or crash me because "You're griefing people! I'm gonna crash your game!"

Like, bitch, I am totally allowed to do that. Just because I'm an asshole in your eyes doesn't give you the right to make me unable to play the gsme

[ruby cliff]

Alguém do Brasil ?

[lethal birch]

It's power tripping issues y'know

[lethal birch]

LOL

[sleek oxide]

Wait uhh isn’t that livery unreleased?

[lethal birch]

@south wind
You wanted to know what the Nightshark was

@sleek oxide Not that I know of

My friend gave it to me, so it could be, I dunno

[pastel mantle]

Ugly ass lookin truck

Jk

[lethal birch]

The colour scheme or the vehicle itself?

[pastel mantle]

Color

[lethal birch]

^ was about to say

Kinda bland imo

I got this image from GTA Wiki

Well, that makes sense then

Join a new session to see this....gross

[south wind]

Ok is it good

[lethal birch]

It has very good missile protection

[frail condor]

yo

[wooden garnet]

a

[wooden pebble]

[lethal birch]

xX_TrYhxRdzzzz_Xx

[azure bloom]

anyone else had this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd4D1af1D_Y

[deft canyon]

Its bland, but thats what military based trucks are supposed to look like

Their primary function is camouflage when it comes to exterior

[upper fjord]

You hit him with the atomizer soon as he also hit the boost

[azure bloom]

oh i didnt see he boosted and it also didnt look like it because if i boost with it i spin like 10 times or something and he was just floating

[upper fjord]

No doubt a good bit of lag helped there too

[lethal birch]

Actual cringe

So anyways, I finally am trying out R* creator

[golden berry]

Goal : trying to get your job verified by rockstar

[hushed estuary]

Make sure to drink your daily Sprunk!

[lethal birch]

sprite

[golden berry]

After checking out he prefer ecola

[lethal birch]

@knotty briar It is done

[late mauve]

these mk2 rats never get enough

[hushed estuary]

*activates orbital cannon

[hazy hull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/964574857482338305/964577561071992862/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_Screenshot_2022.04.15_-_19.25.48.62.png

[late mauve]

pp

[hazy hull]

yes

you can't unsee it now

every time you look at the town hall

[tranquil monolith]

lol

[lethal birch]

Cayo guys are friendly when it's bugged

[frigid rock]

who actually created the ammo pickup? I been looking in the same area for like 5 minutes and can't find it

[lethal birch]

Why would you need an ammo drop?

[frigid rock]

because my special ammo always runs out lmao

[lethal birch]

oh ammo drop gets you special ammo?

[frigid rock]

yeah

• full health and armor

[lethal birch]

ddang

[frigid rock]

the supply stash

but i cant find it so i give up lmao

[sleek oxide]

It does???

I never knew

Does it give max?

[eternal rapids]

@lethal birch

[frigid rock]

idk buy it and see if it does

i think

[stray rampart]

here we go again

[fringe cloak]

When your crew Defends against griefers
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLVAQFCv/

[knotty briar]

Oh shit. Yees

[slate yarrow]

bad player

[vast pagoda]

@old bobcat this

[gusty pendant]

Adam199m is a scammer in the cayo perico heist, how do i get him on the scammer list?

[lethal birch]

Report them, with proof, to @wise anvil

[wise anvil]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert the moderators.:exclamation:

[gusty pendant]

Ok

[lethal birch]

this dude loves talking shit

End score in the public server was 19-5

then invited him to an invite only AW airport

10-2

[tranquil monolith]

ok

[zenith phoenix]

.

[lethal birch]

[lean basin]

It's the City Hall

[elfin nymph]

that's a solid 60 stories

[hazy hull]

yes I know

[sleek oxide]

Style points

[heavy summit]

Wow

[random cradle]

Clean

[frail condor]

when the auto aim is more accurate than the mk2 missiles

[sleek oxide]

Good thing snipers don’t have auto aim

all skill

[sleek oxide]

Spicy

[verbal oasis]

oh lord you banner

[rotund cloud]

Gta is killing me man, pulling my hair out

[slate yarrow]

bro what.

[verbal oasis]

sorry 😭

[rotund cloud]

Gta unlucky clip pt 2

[verbal oasis]

at that point just stop playing for the day

[rotund cloud]

I have 6 more unlucky clips from today

[verbal oasis]

^

[sleek oxide]

You should Learn to use the mk1 well, it’s a really good bike for pvp once you learn it and you gotta not have the wings open all the time, only to get some air but Wings out give your bike more speed and stuff

If you know how to use the mk1 it can be faster than the mk2 and have more agility

[rotund cloud]

I wouldn’t have such a problem, if I knew how to sharp turn, I’ve been drop shotting people alright, but it’s hard when they are moving from side to side, I can’t do anything but be left vulnerable for more seconds to their sniper

[sleek oxide]

Boost and go straight up, put wings back in, and look down and you will have a clear shot at people on the ground under you

They won’t be able to shoot you either

Because your right above them

[frail condor]

mk1 isn't very viable against most pvpers

[sleek oxide]

It’s fun because it can be instant called

[frail condor]

You can destroy a wannabe sure, but not when you're facing an ultra tryhard

[sleek oxide]

I forgot about it and then remember I have one like once a month

[rotund cloud]

Well the thing is, tryhards on console isn’t as fucking juiced as a pc try hard

And plus, I’m doing it for fun pvp. I don’t care about score

[sleek oxide]

console has aim assist, if your on a mk1 and are fighting a good player then bye bye

[rotund cloud]

I just care about learning how to use this bike

I’m in free aim lobbies

[sleek oxide]

Watch Jokerforlife on YT he’s probably the best with the mk1

[frail condor]

^

[rotund cloud]

He uses kbm, kbm has much more advantages compared to controller tho

[sleek oxide]

I think not, most stuff can be down on controller rather than kbm

[frail condor]

Pretty sure you can use kbm on console though?

[rotund cloud]

Afaik on gtao, no

[rotund cloud]

With the directions he goes with the keys are just physically not possible to reinact with controller, he can easily sharp turn from left to right in one go without boosting mid-air

[frail condor]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-christian-bale-business-gif-13484994

[sleek oxide]

Controller has more control over where they turn, trust me when I say this kbm isn’t better than controller when It comes to gta I unlike most other games

simple things like long wheelies can’t be done on kbm

[rotund cloud]

I don’t want to keep this going because I feel like I’m wasting your time, but an average mk1 user with some practice could never do a move like this as easy as kbm

[sleek oxide]

Still think you could

Practice makes perfect, just keep trying and you’ll get it

[junior ivy]

you’re a very loved griefer

[frail condor]

I know

[lethal birch]

@knotty briar Here's a little preview. I might edit the course a bit more later, but so far this is what I got

(Sorry for crap quality, I had to compress the video)

[rotund cloud]

I’m really glad you told me this, I’m about to go to bed, but tomorrow I’m gonna try this. Thank you so much my guy, if you do have any other mk1 tips that you know, im happy to take any help I can get with techniques

[sleek oxide]

I’ll try to take videos of me using the mk1 but joker for life is the way to find good strats

best advice I can give is to not always have the wings out because you can get more speed and Mostly just use the wings to either get air and to turn around or if your fighting, to not touch the ground and fly right above it

[rotund cloud]

I’m always fighting

[sleek oxide]

The mk1 can be used to fly across the whole map and is such a good type of transportation because you can keep calling it from your mc menu

[rotund cloud]

I bet there’s a modder in there

[winter wren]

no actually, the only modder is me

but i turned off god mode and stuff since it kinda ruins the fun

[rotund cloud]

So there’s a modder in there

[winter wren]

hm true

but no one has advantage

[lethal birch]

Kids in their broomsticks lmao

[sleek oxide]

So you can use shaders in online on pc, I was asking people for days and nobody knew

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch like this

[lethal birch]

You can mod GTA as much as you want

[sleek oxide]

@graceful wave which one of these 3 planes you talking about

[lethal birch]

Lolllll

I feel bad, but like not really at the same time

[sleek oxide]

First person missiles make the deluxo and toreador the best cars

Ig the mk1 aswell but that’s a bike

[lethal birch]

Good taste in song + toreador user

[abstract rapids]

WTF HOW DID YOU GET THIS PAINT

I wanted it so much 😭

[lethal birch]

Everyone asks me that. Tbh, I dunno. I friend was able to put it on my car

[abstract rapids]

Tf

[lethal birch]

So Im assuming it's not accessible through normal play? Like going to an LS customs?

[abstract rapids]

It's in games files

But it's not in the game

Idk why

[abstract rapids]

Yup

I unlocked the shark motif for torreador

[lethal birch]

Ah, that makes sense. And tbh idk why they didn't add it

I like the broomstick logos on it lol

[abstract rapids]

Yeah,I want it 😭

[abstract rapids]

If you have new info please dm me^^

[lethal birch]

Ok mb coz I was in first camera mode last night

[abstract rapids]

Can you go to LS custom and tell me the name for the motif@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

That's just Laika's POV, not mine

Can't change from first or third person

[lethal birch]

You mean this?

[abstract rapids]

Yes

Thx

Going make some research

[sleek oxide]

@abstract rapids you could look for one modded but that would be the only way to do it on Xbox

Or if you have 2 consoles you can merge a livery onto it and it will have that war camo livery

[lethal birch]

Tbh, I didn't even know it was unreleased. I just saw my friend put it on my car and I said it looked cool

[hollow lagoon]

Nice graphics mod

[lethal birch]

I tried to get NaturalVision Remastered to work, but it doesn't want to for some reason

[hollow lagoon]

Can't wait to get a menu myself on an alt to mess with other modders

[frail condor]

anti scramjet measures

[abstract rapids]

You have one?

[lethal birch]

Yes yes

[abstract rapids]

Or know someone who have one?👀

[sleek oxide]

Nope, but I’m on ps so I wouldn’t be able to give you it anyways

[abstract rapids]

Oh yes 🥲

[lethal birch]

It's been a hot minute since I've used the Toreador and I miss it so much

[abstract rapids]

But with red is better

[lethal birch]

It's fun to watch broomsticks struggle against this thing

[abstract rapids]

Look red mk2

[hollow lagoon]

We had an entire group of tryhards yesterday (me and @lethal birch) and there was one guy in particular who came back to our sub on his MK2 SEVERAL TIMES despite being blown up every single time

It was beautiful

[lethal birch]

The jet :<

[hollow lagoon]

That was your fault

[lethal birch]

.-.

[hollow lagoon]

But hey

3-1 :)

[lethal birch]

Errare humanum est

:>

[hollow lagoon]

I bet he's still mad

[abstract rapids]

@merry dirge look this paint 😭

[merry dirge]

?

[lethal birch]

Lmao

[abstract rapids]

The livery anti MK2 !!

[merry dirge]

Ohh

[lethal birch]

Tryhard are fun to beat. Then they can't fortnite dance over their 1-0 lzzzzz

[hollow lagoon]

I will never understand how players keep trying the same shit even if they get clapped

[merry dirge]

That’s why I use my MK1

No respawn delay

[hollow lagoon]

Their thinking must be like "I never got killed on the MK2, surely he must be cheating"

[lethal birch]

The other guy calling us cheaters lmao

MK2 is absolutely overrated. MK1 is where it's at for me. It's a bike, that flies

"how do you shoot missiles underwater"

Think about it. We go up first and then down.

Not so hard to use the brain.

[hollow lagoon]

More like glide but yes, much more impressive to use

[abstract rapids]

''I'm cheating''😂😂😂

[merry dirge]

Just wish the boost recharged without having to touch the ground

[hollow lagoon]

That guy just couldn't understand

[lethal birch]

Seriously though, he just didn't understand and got his jet clapped my a guided missile

[hollow lagoon]

The other one ejected out of his one as soon as he heard it coming. Smart guy

[lethal birch]

Respectfully though, I lost my 1v1

That was the only good player there

[hollow lagoon]

Yup

[lethal birch]

That's the guy who clapped me on ground

[hollow lagoon]

I know

I saw the feed while I was hit and run the others

[lethal birch]

He didn't even need bst to clap me but still did it to anger me lmao

And then the worst part:

The max. amount of CEO/VIP/MCs have been reached

[hollow lagoon]

I'm still happy I got 3-1 against him, shows his weakness is anything but sniper

[lethal birch]

Omfg...

So it was a 4 v 1 with no BST to get

[hollow lagoon]

They seriously need to remove the cap

[lethal birch]

I somehow got to my hangar

Good part is

I spawn next to your RC

[wanton flame]

Why does it even exist lol

[lethal birch]

Oh

[hollow lagoon]

Henlo Bee

[wanton flame]

Surely there's some sort of technical limitation that is the reasoning for it

[lethal birch]

It's just training, y'know

Maybe you can fly with Laika on hunter and try to gun

... I'm not a good pilot xD

[hollow lagoon]

That's better than you dying asap

[lethal birch]

Hold linda

[lethal birch]

Jeez

[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

Lol

We play now?

[hollow lagoon]

I just got up

💀

[lethal birch]

But I'm not on pc so I'll be getting 35-40fps if that's ok

My head is hurting

[hollow lagoon]

Imma be on in like 2 or three hours

It's Saturday so I take things slow

[lethal birch]

Gud

I'm recovering from the humiliation

[hollow lagoon]

Pfff

Get it over with

Fucking pussy

[lethal birch]

Clapped me 7-23

23?

Lol

Literally couldn't even spawn

[hollow lagoon]

Yeah he got humiliated

[lethal birch]

I got 30+

[hollow lagoon]

But he asked for it himself

[lethal birch]

But Idc about it hehe

Ye, and was fair stuff

[lethal birch]

It was aimbot

I don't believe so sadly :/

It will get you comfort trust me

He missed some shots that seemed rather humanly

Just blame him

lol

Isn't that just... lying to yourself?

Modder moment

[hollow lagoon]

"I lost, but I convinced myself that I didn't actually loose"

Reminds me of someone

[lethal birch]

Anything to make ourselves good

I'll just give him the benefit of the doubt

[lethal birch]

Lmfao

High ping

Some shots were missed and that seemed human enough for me

[hollow lagoon]

Admit your defeat, learn from it

[winter wren]

self coping

[hollow lagoon]

[lethal birch]

Aimbot or not, imo it's good sportsmanship to admit your mistakes and know when you're outmatched

[lethal birch]

Noob mooder maybe

[hollow lagoon]

This

[lethal birch]

Ngl, I had to call it off after getting clapped 5x in a row

I was like: "I lose, ggs."

Lol

I was struggling to spawn

I've gotten my fair share of really good players

[lethal birch]

You've completed cmm?

[lethal birch]

No more coping >:(

[hollow lagoon]

I once had someone on maze tank tower sniping everyone through buildings with thermal

[lethal birch]

Thermal gets through building?

@hollow lagoon can we start cmm?

That shit never worked for me

[hollow lagoon]

I ended up being able to get to the top with ghost and go to the roop through my office

[lethal birch]

We need 1 more player tho

[hollow lagoon]

Then I stabbed him

[winter wren]

i cant see people without thermal because of my colorblind ass

[hollow lagoon]

[lethal birch]

Yepp

[lethal birch]

Who would've thought...

[lethal birch]

[hollow lagoon]

If far enough away yes

[lethal birch]

Damn

[storm mica]

Super high expectations for average pvp players

[hollow lagoon]

Me too!

[lethal birch]

Aaaaahahahah

[lethal birch]

Nice

[winter wren]

[lethal birch]

Lmfao

[lethal birch]

For who? lol

[hollow lagoon]

We still can get the CMM role right?

[lethal birch]

Ye

[hollow lagoon]

Ah gotta get it later then

[winter wren]

cant find good ppl to do cmm with but i am not too experienced myself

[lethal birch]

I don't even know what that is

[lethal birch]

3 of us?

Since y'all mentioned you need another, I'd be down to do it again

[hollow lagoon]

The hardest thing about CMM is to find three people with one braincell so they put on Heist outfit and kuruma

[lethal birch]

[wanton flame]

I find it difficult to find good pvp players nowadays. Seems like most people I fight back against after they attacked me just turn on godmode or something of the sort

[lethal birch]

I agree

True

[wanton flame]

I remember closer to around 2018/2019 I had a much better time finding good PvPers

[lethal birch]

I do get the rare good ones tho

[hollow lagoon]

Me and Zero find atleast three GM per session nowadays

It's disgusting

[lethal birch]

In bigger lobbies even more

[wanton flame]

Honestly it might be because I constantly get matchmade into asian servers lol

[winter wren]

im probably one of them

[wanton flame]

Feels like there are more cheaters there

[lethal birch]

We're EU

[wanton flame]

Lucky

[hollow lagoon]

Rockstar needs to fucking do something about it

[lethal birch]

German and Russian cheaters only

[winter wren]

not wrong, 40% of the ppl are cheaters

[lethal birch]

It's always them

Looking in my lobby now, there's about 5 GM players rn

[wanton flame]

Whenever I play with my mates I always get them to find a lobby and then join on them

So I can get an EU lobby

[lethal birch]

It's really bad

[hollow lagoon]

Told you

Can't wait to get a menu and stalk all those bitches and crash their everytime they come online

[lethal birch]

EU lobbies are trash anyways

[winter wren]

lmfao wtf

[lethal birch]

RID spoof ;/

[winter wren]

i actually like EU lobbies, at least those people can talk to me lmao

[wanton flame]

Exactly

[lethal birch]

I hate EU lobbies

That's not counting the potential modders that will go god mode when you kill them then crash you

[hollow lagoon]

But funny German names

[winter wren]

in asia lobbies everyone talks in squares, i dont even know wtf they talking about

[lethal birch]

kills one

Chat:
"U motherfkr, y u do that to me"

[hollow lagoon]

This

[lethal birch]

Funny enough, 90% of them are dumb enough not to spoof their RID

[storm mica]

Since when do gta have dedicated region servers

[winter wren]

fucking english dave 😠

[lethal birch]

That's true

[lethal birch]

Press ALT + F4, then escape

Hangs up the phone btw

[storm mica]

Or just press p

[wanton flame]

They just matchmake you with players in your region ig

[hollow lagoon]

Just do Daves missions, after like 3 or 4 je stops calling you

[storm mica]

It’s p2p

[winter wren]

imma do cayo rq im poor af

[wanton flame]

There are menus that let you change your matchmaking region so it does seem there is some sort of system put in place by R* in regards to regions

[lethal birch]

Fr?

[lethal birch]

Yeah

[lethal birch]

We add undead? For cmm?

[winter wren]

prob bc when i use a vpn i get queued to english sessions more

[lethal birch]

10m yk

You do you; I don't think I wanna go for CMM

[winter wren]

i want to do cmm but im so fucking bad at shooting sometimes

[wanton flame]

My last CMM experience was scuffed as hell

[winter wren]

lol how come

[hollow lagoon]

I'm sad to say this Bee, but you will not be able to do CMM

[lethal birch]

[winter wren]

lol y

[wanton flame]

Was doing the Series A setup where you raid the yacht and was taking the boat with another dude, said dude decided to surf ontop instead of sitting down and proceeded to die for no apparent reason during the ride there

[lethal birch]

What's your sc?

[winter wren]

im not a fan of series A

[storm mica]

Series A boring

[lethal birch]

[hollow lagoon]

What?

[wanton flame]

I'd probably enjoy it more than the other heists just because I've done it the least out of all heists

[winter wren]

i cant even find a single player who speaks English in my session

[lethal birch]

Lmfao

[winter wren]

i like the garbage picking setup

[wanton flame]

I always try to end up being the Hydra pilot on that one so I can just zoom to the airfield with VTOL mode

[lethal birch]

So we need 1 more

[hollow lagoon]

What is it? Cyrillic? Squares? Dutch gibberish?

[lethal birch]

Totally not a modder or anything

[winter wren]

lol

[lethal birch]

Imma ask someone in dms

[frail condor]

Woo

[winter wren]

squares

[hollow lagoon]

I just realized we are in GTA media

[winter wren]

since i am chinese, if i change my language to simplified chinese i can read the text, but that shit is hella buggy

[wanton flame]

The civilized channel

[lethal birch]

Idk, people got weird tastes

[hollow lagoon]

Looks like you are in Kung Fu server

[lethal birch]

@supple moon imma add you on SC right now if that's ok

[winter wren]

every time

[lethal birch]

Tryhards made me hate the fuck out of the BP helmet

[wanton flame]

I know if we tried to have a conversation in #gta-online or any such channel we would get drowned out by the sheer number of people there

[hollow lagoon]

Guided missile no care about BP helmet

[wanton flame]

Why not just put on thermal helmet, you get thermal vision and the helmet is bulletproof too afaik

[winter wren]

dont think i have ever seen people wear helmets and stuff

[wanton flame]

Is using the normal bp helmet adhering to their weird stylistic choices?

[lethal birch]

The BP helmet is useless

[hollow lagoon]

Also, since you seem to be one of the few people that enjoys messing with Mk2s may I add ya pls @lethal birch

[lethal birch]

I use it myself and it doesn't defend you against shit

[hollow lagoon]

Protects from one head shot

[lethal birch]

Sure, I'll get 4th by then

[lethal birch]

Sure! Same as my discord

[lethal birch]

From a heavy sniper mk2? No :(

[hollow lagoon]

Ayeaye

[wanton flame]

I'd add you but my account got yeeted and I probably won't feel like starting over again for a few weeks

[lethal birch]

👀 What you do?

[wanton flame]

Nothing out of the ordinary which is weird. I did set up some modded heists recently to give my friends money, but I rarely even received a cut that gave me more than a million in those lol

Sucks because I'd been using that account for close to 2 years now I think

It's happened quite a few times to me now so I guess I am getting a little used to it

My main annoyance with starting over is having to get my skills up to max and having the terrible max hp at low levels

I hadn't even gotten my strength and stealth up to max before I was reset, strength was like 96% of the way there and stealth was like 60% done

[winter wren]

got myself dripped out the wazoo

[hollow lagoon]

Men in Black

[wanton flame]

I dunno why but those glasses always remind me of a low level player

Maybe they're part of a default outfit or something idk

[winter wren]

lol i just changed those, had that in another outfit

[hollow lagoon]

Stealth is usually the second I get maxed out before flying

[wanton flame]

Second... last?

[hollow lagoon]

Second first

[winter wren]

i have a bus outfit but the cap automatically goes bye bye whenever i get into a vehicle

[hollow lagoon]

I sneak a lot in the game

[winter wren]

and i cant equip a normal tie idk why

i can only equip a shitty bowtie

[wanton flame]

Like half the stealth sections in Online don't even have the guards respond to noise

[hollow lagoon]

Off radar, sneak, less sound so you can sneak up to your local 20kd tryhard and stab em

Most humiliating death in the game

[wanton flame]

lol

fair enough

[hollow lagoon]

Imagine

You are aiming through your MK2 scope at someone

All of a sudden the game forces you out of it and you see a clown stabbing you in your neck

[wanton flame]

My preferred humiliating death is to taze them and put a sticky on their back and just watch them run around like headless chickens

Even if they kill me I have a small window after dying to blow it up anyway

[snow spear]

Atomizer + flare gun

Players look pretty stupid ragdolling and on fire.

[winter wren]

updated da drip

[lethal birch]

Necklace 💀

[winter wren]

drip

[lethal birch]

🤮

[winter wren]

its actual drip

thought about a tie but the tie doesnt look much good to me

[lethal birch]

Remove that and it looks perfect

[winter wren]

hmmmm

k

[snow spear]

Now it's gonna look plain. You need to add some color or something.

[wanton flame]

I was gonna say try adding a tie lol

[winter wren]

eh i kinda wanted to keep the entire thing in black, but you are true

[snow spear]

All black usually makes people think tryhard.

[winter wren]

no shot

imma dress myself as a 🤡 rq

[snow spear]

I have really stupid modded outfits. They're funny.

[winter wren]

i tried to make outfits like one of those homeless mfs under the bridges

[snow spear]

[lethal birch]

A red tie would look perfect on black

[wanton flame]

Yeah I have a red and black suit outfit myself

Or had, I guess

[hollow lagoon]

You need tattoos, Sir

[lethal birch]

I had red and black

I changed it yesterday

[snow spear]

Pfft. Wanna see tattoos?

[hollow lagoon]

Yes

[wanton flame]

As long as they aren't facial tattoos I don't mind them

[lethal birch]

Now it's all purple for me, shoes, hairs, car and dress

[winter wren]

not a big fan of tattoos but i can go shirtless

[winter wren]

bruh

[hollow lagoon]

:(

[lethal birch]

It looks nice

[hollow lagoon]

The worst is when your character is taking a shower AND THEY WEAR A FUCKING BIKINI

[lethal birch]

Best I've seen perhaps

[snow spear]

Thanks, took a bit of work.

[lethal birch]

I should get same tattoos

[hollow lagoon]

Go get em then

[snow spear]

My tattoos are merged. Hard to copy.

[winter wren]

[lethal birch]

Yea I saw that lol

You've it recorded?

[snow spear]

I also have Car Bomber tattoo.

[lethal birch]

I'm

I have a Zero Two tattoo

Which I never see because I have a trench coat

[winter wren]

💀

rip metallic gold is still locked, need to win 24 more races

[hollow lagoon]

Yacht moment

[languid lichen]

Walter

[lethal birch]

LOL

level 10

Leader 0%

what a chad

i forgot how little pacific standard pays

haven’t done the apartment heists in years. i remember it being super fun though

Holy shit

[hollow lagoon]

Close one

[frail condor]

Don't remember gtao looking this good

Did you remove the fog with a menu?

[wooden pebble]

dat lady.............

[silver patio]

crashed the fuckin eclipse

[frail condor]

How

[hollow lagoon]

[wooden pebble]

fib drip

[hollow lagoon]

[wooden pebble]

puutting inndat work

[lethal birch]

failed mission though

a

very attractive npc

[wooden pebble]

[wind forum]

It is not that hard

[wooden pebble]

look at dese peoplke

[hollow lagoon]

All they have to do is stay in cover behind you

💀

[lethal birch]

and still die first

[wooden pebble]

finallyyyyyyyy

[lethal birch]

Lemon

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/lemon-yum-tasty-yummy-lick-gif-17426555

[lethal birch]

We all know what happens a few momenta later

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-fireworks-3d-gifs-artist-woohoo-gif-18062148

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-gif-18545075

[lethal birch]

[loud imp]

Even the wheelchaired Lester has a love life unlike me… 😢

[lethal birch]

Redux graphic mod using an OpenIV bypass

so much carbon

🤔🤔🤔

nah it looks great wanna trade

[lethal birch]

You can go online with mods?

Yeah

Mhm

Requires a bypass which I can't mention how to do here obviously, but it works

Oh

[slate yarrow]

Why not use reshade

Or does reshade not work well with gta

[lethal birch]

cool

No

im gay

That logo sucks bruh

Yo same

[lethal birch]

❤️❤️😘

the throwing animation looks so bad

[pseudo cove]

Fastest helicopter ride 💀

[lethal birch]

Gold big con

[dusky timber]

good troll post i approve

[cerulean mist]

This is a GTA 5 Online car meet cinematic showcase featuring JDM / clean stance cars from car meets that were hosted by within our crew "The Stxnce Society". This was made using clips from R* Editor from my ps4 car meets and Adobe Premier Pro to further edit the clips. This video features GTA 5 car meets and is synced to the beat of the music - so use headphones for best viewing experience. I hope you enjoy :D

https://youtu.be/LrhJtlwgylg

[frail condor]

I did not enjoy

[light gate]

So kind of them to wait until you're finished hacking their system.

[hazy hull]

Ikr

[lethal birch]

"i wasn't gonna kill you" comes up to me in a lazer

[hazy hull]

Bro wtf is that frame rate

[lethal birch]

this is old gen gta

not gonna migrate yet

[hazy hull]

It's a console?

[lethal birch]

Guards: "Alright boys, lets give him a chance"

[lethal birch]

yeah i play pc and xbox

[hazy hull]

Oh

I have this one clip

I kill someone then they say they are friendly and as I'm typing my apology in the chat, I get killed by them and then they instantly leave

[lethal birch]

[wanton flame]

[lethal birch]

This is funny

[lethal birch]

asphalt 8

[frail condor]

LOL

fr

[hazy hull]

@lethal birch

pay attention to the chat

and then see who leaves at the end

[lethal birch]

made me laugh tbh

[hazy hull]

nice

[polar badger]

guys what just happened?

[lime orchid]

Twatbike broke it seems. Sometimes locks on ascending/descending.

[polar badger]

and surprisingly my oppressor didn't blow up

[polar badger]

yea once i flew upside down for like 10 secs

[sleek oxide]

On ps5 music doesn’t save in clips so I can’t even post clips of me doing stuff on time with the music

[lethal birch]

doing humane labs with low levels

[lime orchid]

He just really wants to try his pacifist run

[wooden garnet]

pressed spacebar and boost while taking off?

happens

[lethal birch]

no joke this is literally what they did 8 times in a row until he ended up leaving

[indigo sun]

Sad, I'm just listening to Spotify when I'm playing and action replay records the music

[lime orchid]

There is addons to record only game audio for OBS and it has AR too

[wooden garnet]

people use this all the time to go upside down without humping walls

[sleek oxide]

Ps4 has the ability to save clips with music but ps5 doesn’t because they don’t want streamers to have “copyright issues”

[indigo sun]

I'm using Nvidia action replay, but I'm not sure if it can only record game audio

[lime orchid]

it records everything

[night abyss]

https://www.esrb.org/ratings/38445/Grand+Theft+Auto+V/
So the PC version got rated twice on ESRB, but this time it's for Expanded and Enhanced version.

[indigo sun]

they should have made a setting to toggle it on or off

[wanton flame]

With Shadowplay you can do dual track audio but it only splits your microphone from everything else. For more tracks, advanced options etc OBS is used I believe

[mellow thunder]

atleast its the esrb and not fucking mrbossftw troll phew

[wooden pebble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN3x0wDElY4

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-the-frog-dance-happy-meme-pixel-gif-17428498

[polar badger]

Yooo what

[long venture]

Never seen that before

[long venture]

Its very useful isnt it

[edgy anchor]

Mhm

[lethal birch]

Diamond Casino Heist: Complete

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/fake-fake-news-not-original-extraordinarily-fake-gif-17797015

[rose lotus]

can someone help me make rp whan yes @p me

[frank oracle]

https://youtu.be/Us1PexSR3Yc

[lethal birch]

Forgot to post this. Ill get around to getting actual photos in the editor soontm but for now this will have to do

[abstract cipher]

That nose guy would be interested

[light pike]

did u use matte black

[compact briar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/916004958887886859/964958295263678534/unknown.png rate the fit

[lethal birch]

Considering I went for a FBI styled SUV, yes.

Not sure if this is a bug or not....

[hazy hull]

you did exactly what other people do to fly upside down

[lethal birch]

Wtf lmao @lethal birch

[lethal birch]

Lmfao 🤣

[abstract rapids]

PC Moment 😂😂😂

[wanton flame]

Probably is, seems like the extras are randomized for whatever reason while changing interior options

[eager galleon]

So i randomly got stuck inside my kosatka and encountered what i think is a ps4 hacker, thoughts?

[brave marsh]

[abstract rapids]

Happened same thing, Kosatka bug

[eager galleon]

Yeah idk why it was bouncing

[eager galleon]

Glad someone sniped me or i would have to do the prep again

[abstract rapids]

I killed my self with suicide 500$ and when I respawn can't moove

[hazy hull]

rapid fire at its' finest

[eager galleon]

How you kill yourself underwater

[abstract rapids]

Look the menu you was in

[eager galleon]

It didn't let me

[hazy hull]

I think you can't during a mission

[eager galleon]

I tried to change out of scuba so i would drown but that wasnt it either

[eager galleon]

"No easy way out now"

[abstract rapids]

Yeah but it supposed to be gray

[abstract rapids]

That why torreador is the best

[eager galleon]

It was gray for me

[hazy hull]

nah

totally not a lag switch

[stray rampart]

made 500k off of a 100k bet

[lethal birch]

Help me

It says this but my wifi is good

Everytime

[sleek oxide]

How is that a hacker

[eager galleon]

Idk lol

[jolly scroll]

I need some advice.

What's a good car for the color purple

[lethal birch]

Vigilante

[jolly scroll]

Are there any sports cars? For purple

[lethal birch]

Not imo

[jolly scroll]

Damn

[lethal birch]

purple doesn't suit most sports cars

[meager orbit]

Got me a purple ANNIS S80RR. Low and wide car....it's a LOT of purple.

[jolly scroll]

I made a purple thrax and it was so terrible looking

[coral flare]

purple

[junior ivy]

i hate them all

mostly because i’ve seen them a billion times

[dim prism]

what is the car in the second ss called?

[coral flare]

i will delete my entire screenshot folder just for u

[junior ivy]

lmfao

midnight purple 2, gee i wonder how many times i’ve seen that on a Elegy Retro custom

[lethal birch]

lol

[supple sedge]

Holy shit

[slate yarrow]

what are we lookin at

[normal ridge]

someone host cayo perico

[tardy stone]

@normal ridge, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg

Requested by: @lethal birch

[buoyant bane]

[wooden pebble]

[orchid garden]

@supple sedge ID totally do that (and aggressive too)!

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch ^

[lethal birch]

Flying car

[merry tree]

I can't post

[lethal birch]

You know the lobby is going to be good when you log in and see this

[astral badge]

[lethal birch]

Hmm

[sand quest]

there

[outer barn]

bless you

ill try tmrw

[sand quest]

3 card poker idk HA

Bj ezpz

[stray rampart]

its easy

[outer barn]

memorizing this and going to a casino

[stray rampart]

but ima try that rn @sand quest private table pays more i'll let you know

[sand quest]

just guess too

dont get too greedy for perfect 21 kek

[outer barn]

im good at guessing, just check my standardized test scores

[rancid mango]

Every so often you should always load up GTA with a whole bunch of mods and start messing around.

[outer barn]

@lethal birch can confirm

[lethal birch]

[wooden pebble]

[lean basin]

Great job

[plush ether]

its so funny how theyre blind

[modest zinc]

https://youtu.be/4uZwzK4JKM0

[wooden pebble]

going to war with these peeps

this gamemode needs to be off radar

and khangali

[lethal birch]

Help

[odd slate]

Vehicle work shop. And a office

[lethal birch]

Is the executive office the agency?

[odd slate]

Just normal

[lethal birch]

Where franklin is?

[lethal birch]

Where do i buy the office bc i heard i can buy the vehicle work thingy from the office computer

[odd slate]

Renovate ur office.

[lethal birch]

Uh?

[odd slate]

Do you own a office?

[lethal birch]

This? @odd slate

[odd slate]

Yes

Perfecto

[lethal birch]

What do I renovate?

[odd slate]

You don’t need to upgrade it

[lethal birch]

Oh okay understood

[odd slate]

Just have a vehicle workshop

[lethal birch]

Oh, so then why cant i buy it

🥲

[odd slate]

Auto shop.

[lethal birch]

It says i need a vehicle warehouse

🧍🏼‍♀️

[odd slate]

Search up what it is

It’s a auto shop

I’m 99% sure

[lethal birch]

I have an autoshop

🧍🏼‍♀️

[merry tree]

Ok but his was hella smooth

[late nimbus]

nice seeing people bein cool

(read chat)

[dusky timber]

bro do you know the difference between an office and an agency

you got a lot of bad advice here

you need to buy an office and in there you need to source some cargo until you're allowed to buy a vehicle warehouse at the office computer

[lethal birch]

🥲

[lethal birch]

Hey thats not my fault 🥲

[lethal birch]

Show

[dusky timber]

go to dynasty8 executive and select office in the top right

[lethal birch]

What after?

[severe garnet]

Buy it

Make sure it’s an executive office and not an agency

Then go to the computer in the office and source cargo

[raw arrow]

you need the warehouse first no?

[severe garnet]

no

you need the office to buy the warehouse