gta-media

[wooden pebble]

[wanton flame]

I wish they made more missions / updates like Doomsday, but with a different method of adding difficulty

The aimbot NPCs were pretty bad in Doomsday but I enjoyed the artificial difficulty of that more something piss-easy like Cayo Perico

[compact whale]

Smuggler’s run was also pretty cool vehicle-wise

[dusky timber]

rickie?

[golden berry]

Raid all the banks of Vice city every citizen has been replaced with aimbot juggernaut , you can only use a panto f1 for the job

[desert crag]

@dusky timber yohan

I'm still a rust bucket

[dusky timber]

as long as there's no sewers and heli

[desert crag]

Well the game didnt even work, we have yet to make it to the getaways before giving up @dusky timber

[mild pilot]

fuck t2
they're probably as bad if not worse than ea

[wooden garnet]

sewers

[mild pilot]

rickle won't have enough time for all painting
probably Christian

[dusky timber]

who said that

[mild pilot]

sorry didn't see message after that

[dusky timber]

yeah but who said that rickie won't have enough time

[mild pilot]

if you don't have 4 people

i usually do casino heist with just enough people to start

[dusky timber]

this is not true

you can do all artwork with rickie with 2 people but the timer is super ultra tight

unlike your ex

[modest zinc]

https://youtu.be/IL6prvPYkNg

[wooden garnet]

i see you have achieved the funni

[dusky timber]

[wooden garnet]

🅱️

[indigo sun]

👺

[frail condor]

👺

[patent breach]

i really do miss cinematic content, the contract stuff was senseless Point A to Point B missions.(Except for short trips but thats just 3 missions )

[mild pilot]

👺

[polar notch]

👺

[blazing ruin]

Troppos rallye

[lethal birch]

nice driving

[blazing ruin]

Ty, but could have been better for a longer clip

[golden berry]

For a longer clip : use the dynasty

[patent breach]

fake taxi?

[golden berry]

NO

[blazing ruin]

Might as well take a bulldozer

[golden berry]

rusty tractor

[blazing ruin]

Nah, bulldozer so I can take a npc with me and not feel lonely

[golden berry]

Just put a trailer on your rusty tractor

[lethal birch]

might give up my panther and just do it normally

[blazing ruin]

Why?

[patent breach]

[lethal birch]

bored

[blazing ruin]

U can solo replay on pc

[lethal birch]

• i wanna switch loadout

[blazing ruin]

Oh ok

[patent breach]

• scouting the whole map during heist can be fun

[blazing ruin]

What vehicle should I try to get a clip with next?

[lethal birch]

emerus in a contact race 30 people

[blazing ruin]

Fuck that

[lethal birch]

spinout city

[blazing ruin]

I already have cops ruining my clips, imagine what a 30 ppl contact race would do

[lethal birch]

it'd be impressive though

[blazing ruin]

Too much stress

I prefer driving through the streets with npcs

[lethal birch]

just don't get your win robbed

[eternal peak]

Interesting

[lethal birch]

finally a full lobby

[blazing ruin]

Npcs are much more predictable than players

[lethal birch]

haven't been in one for a while

[eternal peak]

Me neither, I'm so surprised to see 32 players in 1 session

[lethal birch]

was slipstream on?

[blazing ruin]

Yeah and catch-up

[lethal birch]

damn

[blazing ruin]

I wasn't host and it was a random race

[lethal birch]

ah

i hate catchup

it's unbelievably strong

same with slipstream

[blazing ruin]

I always turn them off when I'm host

[lethal birch]

same

[blazing ruin]

Now, what vehicle should I use? Preferably a rally car

[lethal birch]

S2

[blazing ruin]

The S2 is beautiful, but oh boi is it bad to drive a comet

[lethal birch]

your not wrong

but still

sexy car in clip = better clip

[junior ivy]

it’s catch up is so cringe

[blazing ruin]

The point of the video is not who's the fastest, it's to show how we were all 3 side by side without crashing each other

[lethal birch]

Gave up the panther and just finished scoping my new cayo

[blazing ruin]

So u want a third person clip?

[lethal birch]

yeah

[blazing ruin]

Fuuuuuuuck

[lethal birch]

got pd 1 gold 2 art work

better than what I get on the daily

unfortunate

i’ll get like 2 ruby 3 tequila 1bonds per pd

damn how many cayos you do a day?

too many

i do about 2 to 3 depending on my mood or how much money i have

that’s about what I do on the weekday’s

I mess around on weekdays too much stress already

i do earn momey from some of the heists I do though, like the contract missions

but its not much

about 1m at most

I usually just hop in a party with some people and do the cayos for background

seems quite relaxing

pretty much I have to mute the game though or I will be hearing pavels voice in my sleep

MW HQ

I just blow it up with my subs missile and cycle it

[lethal birch]

i have my SFX volume very slow and play music over it when doing boring heists

like i'm doing right npw

now

[lethal birch]

i’ll have to try that

you can still hear them talking but its not as irritating

i don't get this missions

you enter from the front but you spawn in the avengers hold

yeah like I said I don’t waste my time it’s to problematic

every time I end up blowing up the avenger or some stupid shit

[lethal birch]

Destroy the heli

With a cruise missile

[lethal birch]

i just snipe them from a distance since they don't react to sound, makes the job alot easier

yeah I still think it’s faster just to cycle it

what if you get the same prep over and over again

it's happened to be quite a bit

[lethal birch]

that happened to me 3 days ago just wait a couple hours

[celest spade]

@cerulean furnaceHave you restarted your router? Kept it at least 1 minute closed?

[cerulean furnace]

yeah now its working but i cant buy anything

nothing is saving

[eternal rapids]

Guys what is this car Im too lazy to open GTAO to find it

[lethal birch]

Randoms cayo then doing my own

tbh i'm surprised he choose crackshot loadout

best loadout

[golden berry]

virgo

[eternal rapids]

A oki thx

I found it

Its the Albany Virgo

[dusky timber]

fug i was late

♍

[eternal rapids]

It is called the Eight Generation Cadillac El Dorado

Irl

[golden berry]

You tried

[celest spade]

You have firewall or something?

[cerulean furnace]

idk

[lethal birch]

POV: you're stuck in your MOC loading display-

[abstract cipher]

Slowly slides out

[lethal birch]

EEE

we should be able to pick this up tbh

[cerulean furnace]

whatdo you mean?

i used a free mod menu there was an option (fast loading) or sum

it prolly turned off cloud save

[golden berry]

Without silencer ? pointless , and it's just a scoping missions better not alerting anyone

[cerulean furnace]

like the yellow loading thingy you get when you buy something[transaction pending]

[supple sedge]

@blissful grove @halcyon star

[late nimbus]

which one i need for terrorbyte?

[blazing ruin]

Between the coins and vehicles?

Or which vehicle lvl?

I think 1 is enough

U can always renovate anyway

[lethal birch]

the terobyte

will just appear once you own it

[lethal birch]

I'm a satisfied cayo customer

even though it was tequila i have fun

felt good to pick up something other than panther statue and gold

[lethal birch]

did it tho 🧐

yeah

100%

felt good to not be following the same route to west compound to collect 2g

[late nimbus]

cayo

[lethal birch]

& i got tequila so i decided to do aggressive airstrip

with the crackshot loadout

decent recovery then a sad suicide

[wooden garnet]

bruh

HAH

[lethal birch]

must've felt so embarrassing for the guy in the commet

[wooden garnet]

don't think he had enough brain power to feel sentient emotions

rip bozo

[lethal birch]

average gta player

also had this

[astral badge]

Juicy 50 rp

[celest spade]

Some mods and menus block online.

[cerulean furnace]

yeah it was probably my menu i deleted it

i can go online now but

[cerulean furnace]

but this

cloud saving isnt working

[sleek oxide]

First next gen session and I’m already having so much fun

I need a sell deluxos now 😵‍💫

[quick river]

Photo taken right before disaster

[zenith cove]

he actually just watched me take the money and did nothing

[blazing ruin]

They do that, u can heal when looting that way

[junior ivy]

it’s over regen pretty sure

[blazing ruin]

What?

[junior ivy]

in aggro casino, if you loot with the gas active, you regen health at an insane rate

i’m pretty sure they used the same system

but there’s no gas

it’s to prevent you from dying mid looting

[lethal birch]

whats the point though

[junior ivy]

in aggro casino?

well to get more loot?

have interaction menu open and spam snacks

[lethal birch]

yeah but whats the point in making the player regen faster when looting damage from the gas isn't that harmful then

kinda defeats the purpose of "harmful gas"

[blazing ruin]

[fervent sleet]

Its not lieing?

You dont have to spend to get good

Only to get good fastee

[zenith cove]

After a bit when the gas goes off the game forces you to stop looting

[junior ivy]

yeah, i’m aware

but by then you should have everything

[fervent sleet]

Tbf that post was 7 years ago

[blazing ruin]

I did it with a kuruma instead since I don't see many kuruma dedicated clips

I'll probably do it somewhere else with the S2 since it oversteers a lot on this route

[lethal birch]

impressive

[blazing ruin]

Ty

I also got it stanced

[robust crescent]

Mmm

[keen ibex]

£17 controller from argos

[solar nest]

Wtf

[keen ibex]

lol

it works fine

[lean cedar]

Looks so weird.

[keen ibex]

ikr

it’s giotech

so it’s not original

but i’m planning to get an original one in a month so

so this will be temporary

i’ll just keep this for when people come over

[lean cedar]

Good plan or incase you need a back up.

[solar nest]

That's a good idea I do the same thing

All my guests get the shit controller while I use my elite

[keen ibex]

nicee

[keen ibex]

lmaooo

[keen ibex]

yepp!!

[tender coral]

https://youtu.be/KBFCXtF3Wv4

You can thank me later

[blazing ruin]

rEpOsT

Why did I press on that

Too good for me

[loud veldt]

Selling cows!!! Order you cow now!!

[tender coral]

3 dollars take it or take it

[loud veldt]

Deal!

[tender coral]

Ladies and gentlemen this is how you bargain

Wait is this a dude cow or a female cow

[loud veldt]

This one is a female, but I’ll give you a male cow for only 2.99

[tender coral]

Hhhhmmmmm

[loud veldt]

It’s a good deal man

[tender coral]

3 dollars and you have a deal

[loud veldt]

4

[tender coral]

You drive a hard bargain

4.20 finally offer

[loud veldt]

Deal

[tender coral]

Once again ladies and gentlemen

This is how you bargain

[loud veldt]

LMFAUIEOOO

What color of cow would you like? Brown, black & white, brown & white

And for 29.99 I’ll give you a rainbow cow

[tender coral]

Im a classy guy. Ill take a black and white

[loud veldt]

Sounds good

I’ll ship your cows within 3 business days

[tender coral]

Make it 4

[loud veldt]

Sounds perfect to me

[tender coral]

Bargaining people bargaining

[loud veldt]

And this is how you stea- I mean sell

[tender coral]

Moving up in the world

[boreal abyss]

rate the pic (ignore the windows watermark)

[frozen ravine]

It's super dark can't really see anything 🥲

[boreal abyss]

ye i play with low brightness lol

[pallid wren]

Pov: you said you got a new car but then that one mf says "Thats cool but who asked?"

[sleek oxide]

I keep shunting my lil nephew it’s so funny

[frozen ravine]

That actually looks fun... get the golf cart ready...

[frozen ravine]

No joke lol 😆

[vale reef]

What's the longest you've owned a vehicle?

I've owned this since 2014

Appropriate license plate for the colour

[flat cypress]

pay for windows

[boreal abyss]

no

[flat cypress]

yes

[languid lichen]

Lmfao

[calm oasis]

60 fps is such a good counter to this oppressors.

[crimson fox]

who need money?

[idle maple]

and thats why these kind of people only use mk2 (my friend talking in the bg

[paper tiger]

Nice car bruh

Is that a insurgent

[sleek oxide]

No lmao, it’s called a future shock bruiser

[paper tiger]

Oh

[sleek oxide]

How do you mistake it for an insurgent

[pseudo magnet]

Lmao

[celest spade]

Type “advanced firewall settings” in search and check if there are apps etc blocked.

[unkempt heath]

At least get rid of the watermark without paying

[visual jay]

Wtf

[magic plaza]

Bro looks like an incest monster

[visual jay]

Bro knows when gta 6 comin out

[lethal birch]

You boutta get banned

[unique slate]

Why would I im legit bro

This is the purple version btw

[magic plaza]

Is this some type of ugly tryhard outfit

Or a new breed of something

[lethal birch]

Check DM

[inland egret]

ayyy

buying gta again less go

[low carbon]

https://twitter.com/TheDomTron/status/1508319547866161153?t=aJZZQwBo3FxGuz8j2boRBQ&s=19 @quick river whatchu doin down here bruh

TheDomTron (@TheDomTron)

@TezFunz2

Twitter · Mar 28, 2022, 5:46 AM

found you in the replies

thought it was funny

[icy axle]

gta+ 💀

[quick river]

Lol

[low carbon]

we do a bit of tomfoolery

sorry for the dark ass video

idk if he was jokin and joshing so i didnt fully kill him

but i killed him once before when he tried to start shit on a mkw while i was in my nightshark

[celest spade]

[low carbon]

also i cant be the only one whos coming across more tryhards in e&e lobbies

every other second a new mc goes off the radar

[junior ivy]

it’s not just you

i get them all the time

[verbal oasis]

very peculiar

[low carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/910283696802783253/957896688067026984/2e546f7f-0238-4a79-9634-42459237e139.mp4

this glitch will never get old

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/X6KPBQp-PyU GTA WTF MOMENT!!!

[modest zinc]

https://youtu.be/2eIhpCkpog0

[untold pebble]

Gotta put 2FA on your accounts smh

[inland egret]

i lost the email passwrd

[untold pebble]

Ohhh

Gotcha

[junior ivy]

xD

[untold pebble]

Idk some people literally give away their account info lmfao

[inland egret]

thats stupid lol

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/X6KPBQp-PyU

[indigo sun]

won a 2v1

[lethal birch]

Nice

[lethal birch]

Yours looks good too tho!

[lethal birch]

Thanks, both are pretty nice.

[long venture]

Looks beaten up

[lethal birch]

HAHA mine usually does

[lethal birch]

it's after I abused mk2

Killed at least 5 or 6

[patent breach]

yall always pick sophie as the mother?

[frank oracle]

https://youtu.be/wkX8I8r455w

[strange condor]

I’ve done it in Khanjali. Just easier in rhino cause rhino has higher gun elevation.

47 days and 19 hours.

1147 total hours playing gta online.

I thinks it’s needless to say I enjoyed GTA online.

[patent breach]

a fellow gtao enjoyer

[patent breach]

but at 47days playtime you should still be a grinder

ranks go like this : KD vegetable>getting carried>griefer>grinder>turbogrinder>enjoyer

[strange condor]

Professional thief.

50 million earned by selling cars.

[patent breach]

[strange condor]

Nice.

[blazing ruin]

I buy my own cars, don't know why u guys steal so much

[patent breach]

we dont, we just enjoy the game

numbers just keep adding up

[blazing ruin]

Npcs cars are too slow and weak, I prefer my sasquach to make them fly

[strange condor]

I played GTAO when I was like 13 and all I would do was go straight to a store, rob it, go along an area, into a pay and spray, lose cops, store becomes available, rinse and repeat. And I would do that for hours on end.

I have no idea why.

[blazing ruin]

I wonder how many bounties u guys got placed on you

[patent breach]

6001 for me

[blazing ruin]

[strange condor]

Hm.

[blazing ruin]

I've got 139

Fucking hell

[lethal birch]

all that time and that’s it ?

[strange condor]

[patent breach]

that stat is counted every time you load into a new session , so a single bounty placement can be counted as 10+ times

[blazing ruin]

Bounties don't take long to go away

[golden berry]

My playtime is split between pc and ps4

[lethal birch]

here is what i’m at so far

[patent breach]

what stat screen is that

new gen?

[lethal birch]

nah just my xbox stat screen

[charred maple]

Rookie numbers.

[clever cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613342753308278824/617317085764124703/unknown.png

What is this?!

[tender coral]

69 leave it at that number. Never export a car ever again

[tender coral]

Cement mixer

[patent breach]

yes that was always the plan

[clever cairn]

Why do I have so much money I just came back

[tender coral]

A modder has kindly gifted you a small loan of a 7 billion dollars

[tender coral]

I have over a thousand hours on gta for ps4. Which is like 40+ days

Only a fraction compared to darkviperau

[tender coral]

Do they have that yellow outfit in red? If so what section of clothing is it?

[lethal birch]

I pretty sure they did have it. It’s under cat suits.

[tender coral]

Thank you

[lethal birch]

You’re welcome. It’s my fave outfit lol

[wooden pebble]

[lethal birch]

congratulations I guess 🤷‍♂️

[tender coral]

Im loving the memes that are coming from this

[wooden pebble]

u think it was staged?

[tender coral]

Congrats on your 4 days

[wooden pebble]

i think its real

[tender coral]

[tender coral]

Nah that was definitely real

[wooden pebble]

new colour blaz

[tender coral]

Yus

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/uncle-scrooge-mcduck-money-rich-gif-14161225

[lethal birch]

thx i’m trying to get over the money grind phase so I can just go dick around

[tender coral]

Teal

[tender coral]

Btw how do you check stats on the xbox app?

[misty bane]

Weird glitch I got when doing Dia casino set ups, for some reason it played the cutscene for Cayo Perico setups mid way

[lethal birch]

xbox app > game achievements > click on the game > stats

doesn't show all your stats though

only some

[tender coral]

Well you might have a modder in the lobby thats messing with u

[misty bane]

Ah yea thats probably it

[tender coral]

It just gives me a compare option

Unless there was an update i didnt know about

[tender coral]

Oh wait i see it now

[lethal birch]

above compare it should say Achievements | Stats

[tender coral]

101m on my recent xbox character

Only level 50

[lethal birch]

lol

we have a 0.01 difference in our kds

for xbox

[fiery mulch]

Mw 2019 type

[tender coral]

Thats weird some of my stats arnt right

[tender coral]

In game it says I have over a 2 kd and my arch nemesis is @junior ivy

[lethal birch]

same here

in game my character is level 187

not 170

[tender coral]

Ps app doesn’t have a stat option. I have to go onto my ps5 to see my stats on gta

[tender coral]

Playing as the free default mil sim operator

[lethal birch]

go to the profile tab on the app hit achievements every game you have play should show up click on the game you want to see then hit stats

[tender coral]

Yea i got it now

[fiery mulch]

Go to rockstar website bro

[tender coral]

The kd stat is wrong and the nemesis stat is wrong

[tender coral]

Too lazy

Plus it doesn’t tell you how many hours u spent on the game like how ps5 does

[lethal birch]

I found that the SC thing isn't very accurate

E.g. Heavy Sniper MK2 doesn't show how many times you shot, etc.

[patent breach]

all mk2 weapons are like that, but if a stat is bugged, you will know for sure, time stats are very accurate tho

my kd stat is bugged, my real kd is 2.81

player card shows 2.67 while social club shows 2.53

i have 3 kds

[flat cypress]

Ps5 account

[fiery mulch]

?

[flat cypress]

It’s my stats for console

[fiery mulch]

Oh my bad

[tender coral]

No it doesn’t. It doesn’t show total hours spent on game. It just shows total hours spent with your characters

It just shows time spent with character

[tender coral]

Thats your time spent on your character

Not total time for the game

[patent breach]

it does show total time spent on gtao, if you go to stats>career

[tender coral]

Im talking about the game altogether

Not just gta online

Rockstar only shows your time spent with your character

[patent breach]

oh that part only ps stats screen cna show

[tender coral]

Thats what ive been saying

Which I have over 1k hours

[patent breach]

but total time spent on gtao, including both characters is shown in stats>career

[surreal root]

hahahah

thats so hard

[lethal birch]

90th repost

lmao

[unique slate]

2nd bc he asked for it thanks though

No need to get mad

[lethal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/everything-is-fine-itsfine-burning-flame-my-life-going-so-far-gif-5182223

[flat cypress]

My art

Better background

[tender coral]

Im talking about altogether

[fiery mulch]

I added up my story character time and online time and got 46h 52m 9s but yeah it just sucks you can’t just see it without having to do math

[tender coral]

Not sure if all my story and online stuff transfer from ps4 to ps5. I haven’t checked yet

[fiery mulch]

No they don’t

I started playing December 2020 I would have way more hours

Not sure about online

[quick river]

@ashen bone

[wooden garnet]

[quick river]

I only posted this because someone was asking random questions

[lethal birch]

really want to pick up the weapon

but the game won't allow me

https://tenor.com/view/sad-baby-frown-cry-tantrums-gif-4649018

[tender coral]

Settings I use to make my game look like this

Assuming you have access to hdr and not just the brightness setting

And assuming you’re on next gen

[junior ivy]

it looks so dense

[tender coral]

[junior ivy]

and not natural :(

might just be me

[lethal birch]

looks nice though

[tender coral]

Well your used to brighter settings

My settings look good to me

[lethal birch]

Looks like a youtube video id see called "RTX ULTRA 4K REAL LIFE"

[tender coral]

Lmao fr

[buoyant notch]

okokokokok

[tender coral]

When rockstar removed expand and enhanced. So I decided to enhance it myself

[fiery mulch]

yeah just a little too vibrant

[lethal birch]

don't know what to do since i've completed most of online's missions that they have to offer, rn i'm just afk bored

[quick river]

More fun way to get on the USS Luxington

Don’t mind the 20-second skydive

[loud veldt]

Excuse me but who’s who

[lethal birch]

the one on the right is the owner

[loud veldt]

I mean the voices

[abstract cipher]

💀

[lethal birch]

Milked gta online be like

[lethal birch]

weirdo

psn was ill_intentionz or something

[keen mango]

[wary oracle]

Mr_Tallmam#4299 said he would do b2bs and then joined vc asking to suck my toes then left.. wtf wrong wit ppl

[lethal birch]

do b2b ever actually happen it seems everyones afraid to go first

the only guy i went first for was the person tht showed me

I just like going second trol

[tepid atlas]

Child

[lethal birch]

Y tho

[wary oracle]

[lean parcel]

Spell ass

[loud veldt]

Sorry what

[wary oracle]

Face reveal

[lean parcel]

I think of the night in the park it was getting dark

[trim sinew]

Hehe..I really tried my best with the logo, how did I do? ^^

[sleek oxide]

Even MORE fun way of getting to USS luxington

[cerulean furnace]

[loud veldt]

F

[lethal birch]

Why tho

[cerulean furnace]

i won 2 billion dollars from gambling in casino

i was just rigging casino slots and they banned me

i wasnt even using mods i was just lucky

[lethal birch]

F

[frail condor]

2 billion

[cerulean furnace]

yeah

took me 3 hours of spamming [Enter]

[cerulean furnace]

@patent breach fuck you

[abstract cipher]

tosic

[plush mural]

account migration (red is showing basically what might be me), blue is a pc user migrating from xb to pc to series x (well attempting), green just started on series x/s

[plush mural]

what'd he do

[cerulean furnace]

laughing at my misery

[plush mural]

F

[patent breach]

What misery, cheaters get banned, absolute W

[languid lichen]

Lmfao what did you do

[cerulean furnace]

.

[languid lichen]

L

Don’t cheat

[patent breach]

[cerulean furnace]

i didn't cheat it was luck

[languid lichen]

Cap

[abstract cipher]

U even got the modder role

[cerulean furnace]

yeah cuz im a moderator in this server bozo

[languid lichen]

[lethal birch]

No, you're not, modders ≠ moderators

So you can stop acting like a moderator or trying to say that you are one unless you want to get banned

[abstract gazelle]

why can't you call chop as a contact

[fiery mulch]

Had to dumb the quality down for discord

[abstract gazelle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/803292824904269917/957997414919327795/unknown.png

The Velum looks amazing

And has decent handling

[lethal birch]

Jesus

[cerulean furnace]

holy tits

[lethal birch]

1671 kd

Bruh

[flat cypress]

yea

[lethal birch]

[cerulean furnace]

ye my mod menu can do that too

[lethal birch]

[celest spade]

Good for You

[lethal birch]

You down to play rn?

[celest spade]

He got a reset

[cerulean furnace]

• ban for 1 month

imma play fortnite now

[lethal birch]

LOL

[flat cypress]

How did you get banned

lol

Fuck were you doing

[cerulean furnace]

[celest spade]

It is suspension. Next one gonna be perma ban iirc.

[cerulean furnace]

gave maself too much muneh

[flat cypress]

Dumb dumb don’t do that

[cerulean furnace]

bot skin

[flat cypress]

But it’s cool

[cerulean furnace]

too late

[lethal birch]

He is pc player

I'm not surprised

[flat cypress]

We all are

[celest spade]

You were trying to fix the game. You fast.

[cerulean furnace]

well im just gonna be playing fortnite for the wholer month if anyone wana play hmu

[lethal birch]

I've 3M, should I buy bunker or facility?

[flat cypress]

Sub

[cerulean furnace]

strip club

[flat cypress]

you can just get another account

[cerulean furnace]

no

[flat cypress]

ok then

[lethal birch]

No

[lethal birch]

I've submarine

[flat cypress]

We should go back to #gta-online

FYI

[cerulean furnace]

ppl dont need submarine i can just send the whole lobby to cayo perico

for free

lol

[celest spade]

Facility for the heist, bunker for passive income.

[cerulean furnace]

or mods for everything

[celest spade]

Not anymore.

[lethal birch]

Can I get explosive ammo in facility?

[cerulean furnace]

ye

[celest spade]

Nope. Well, if you mean buying, you gonna need Avenger for it.

[celest spade]

If you mean unlock, then nope. You need bunker.

[lethal birch]

Ayt, I'll get avenger

[cerulean furnace]

everything gone

[junior ivy]

glad they are

eyesores to look at

[flat cypress]

maybe have commen sense next time

[pseudo cove]

I’m gunna make a anime car garage

I’ve already got 3 cars

Mf called me a douchewad then just dies

[low carbon]

people who chose female characters just to make them half naked and uber lewd probably dont take showers often

no offense towards anyone specifically

[mystic jetty]

i wear clothes it was just example that the gta strippers are shit

[languid lichen]

Lmao

[junior ivy]

agreed

[rotund cloud]

Gta on some wild shit fr

[cerulean furnace]

how

who

cares

who?

||CARES||

[mild pilot]

ah the shity gta+ livery

[deft canyon]

I feel called out

[molten stag]

I Only Made My 2nd Character A Female To See What She Would Look Like If She Dressed Like My Male Main Character.

Weapon Unlock Grenade.

[cerulean furnace]

i am the bitch

[drowsy turret]

look how they massacred my boy

[cerulean furnace]

its a shitty car to begin with

[drowsy turret]

i like the everon when it's done right

i own one myself

desert tan with american flag livery and cairngorn offroad rims

the only thing that sucks about it IMO is how it has a tendency to roll if you take a tight corner too fast

[lethal birch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/921803443151208508/958235266605264906/799493AC-181D-4211-B29D-F3CD61F934C0.png

That weed was STRONG AF

[junior ivy]

missions buggy asf

i tried saving it once

it wouldn’t let me

[rotund cloud]

Gta next gen on the lowest contrast settings

[fathom karma]

[abstract cipher]

exu in gta channels

[fathom karma]

I was summoned

[abstract cipher]

by who

[abstract gazelle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/803292824904269917/958002685330718730/unknown.png

[rotund cloud]

You look like you work there

[abstract gazelle]

Yes

Indeed

[abstract cipher]

looks like avon found a person to transfer his memories to

[abstract gazelle]

I can't find the Google glasses his men are wearing tho

[abstract cipher]

Iirc his clones r bald

[abstract gazelle]

Nor the Clifffy USB drive necklace

[flat cypress]

why does she look like that

face wise

[abstract gazelle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/803292824904269917/957997414919327795/unknown.png

Very Tropical Outfit

Sadly you can't wear necklaces while wearing that shirt

Nor a watch

Or a bracelet

Or a scarf

[cerulean furnace]

its gta

[thorn haven]

looks like toyota fortuner pickup

[sly wren]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/tla2r2/pov_you_just_bought_an_expensive_office/

[drowsy turret]

it's actually the hilux, toyota took the face from the fortuner and put it on the new hilux

[drowsy turret]

but yea it does

[thorn haven]

oh

[drowsy turret]

it also looks like there will be a TRD version, which is gonna be sick

[thorn haven]

ye

[umbral wedge]

Guys you know, sometimes you want to be a superhero or you dream of it and as a fan of the Batman series, I made a video for you by mixing Batman and my own GTA character. I want to know your thoughts and improve myself on this subject. Thanks in advance for taking the time to watch

[cerulean furnace]

which video

[bronze tiger]

How was that Hostile Takeover a few nights ago?

[umbral wedge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9ca1w1C-w0

I want to know your thoughts and improve myself on this subject. Thanks in advance for taking the time to watch

[frail condor]

the first 50 seconds are boring and makes me NOT want to watch the video

[blazing ruin]

One of my oldest clips in gtaO (2021, I'm not a veteran )

[calm oasis]

New frog shirt, added with the purchase of GTA+

[blazing ruin]

Frog

[golden berry]

Ouuu cute new player , come here i'll show you the best car in the game : the panto f1

[modest zinc]

https://youtu.be/v9lXGntCKDQ

[supple sedge]

lmao

[blazing ruin]

U mean the khanjali F1?

[golden berry]

Nah that got nerf last update

[blazing ruin]

What about the stanced kuruma?

[golden berry]

That's illegal sir

calling the cops rn

[blazing ruin]

So a stanced kuruma is ilegal but a khanjali with galaxy livery, F1 tires and red tire smoke is perfectly fine?

[golden berry]

Yes

[blazing ruin]

What about the flying massacro?

[golden berry]

Yeah that was added as a counter for the opp mk2

[calm oasis]

The best sports car back on 360

I won so many races with this thing

[indigo sun]

cargo griefing

[supple sedge]

could you explain what's going on here

[indigo sun]

i was griefing people with cargo

[supple sedge]

you are the one in the terrorbyte?

[indigo sun]

no thats the truck for one of the crate sales

[supple sedge]

ohhh

and why does everything explode randomly

[indigo sun]

i put 5 sticky bombs in the driver seat 💀

[supple sedge]

but the truck doesnt explode?

also, are you down for CMM 😂

[indigo sun]

lol i'm tired of doomsday, i've done it too many times

[supple sedge]

how about regular CMM

apartment

[indigo sun]

nah sry

[supple sedge]

no worries

[indigo sun]

idk why, i was confused aswell lol

[supple sedge]

lol

[celest spade]

Crate delivery truck is tough, you can increase it’s armor some more too.

[lean basin]

Tommy Looks Handsome

[indigo sun]

already bought the upgrades

[light pike]

Is it just me? Or that infernus looks like frog 🐸

[wooden garnet]

I def don't remember Vice City looking this uh.. fluid

why does every texture look like it's melting down

[wanton flame]

Lmao

I respect the original idea

[indigo sun]

[lethal birch]

rock is that you?

[nocturne otter]

Lmfao griefing w cargo

[indigo sun]

instead of griefing the cargo, you grief with the cargo 💀

[late nimbus]

opressor lol

[nocturne otter]

Gigachad

[wise tapir]

s\

[plush ether]

hmm im sending the link but its auto deleted

[wet karma]

GUYS I GOT IT

[strong forge]

So cool!

[junior ivy]

lmfao

[patent breach]

https://rockstarintel.com/gta-subscription-service-now-live-in-gta-online

why not release the cayo perico clothing with the actual content of cayo perico heist, rocksta?

[lethal birch]

Someone punched

[urban stone]

every session has a godmode modder in asian gta sessions X_X

[blazing ruin]

Nah, he's just lagging

That would be the case for me

[glacial arch]

who can help me with adversarial mode

[golden berry]

You know , after seconds of development we decided that those outfits would be more appropriate to this subscription service released 2 years later

[sterile egret]

Called it.

[junior ivy]

that’s so gay bruh

[sterile egret]

Professional is gonna burst a blood vessel that’s for sure for his next rant video

[golden berry]

Not a lot to say , it's just changing the bonuses

[spice ore]

hahaaaa oh shit

they're really serious about gta+

will they nerf the weekly bonuses now

[sterile egret]

Get New DLC stuff early behind a monthly paywall, it’s not just gonna be “discounts”

[golden berry]

Peoples never learn

[spice ore]

as much as i hate gta+

it ain't gonna work

it just won't

[lethal birch]

PC users that won't get GTA+:

https://youtube.com/shorts/AAw1JjN-7u0?feature=share

[lethal birch]

Hella fake but funny xD

[lethal birch]

Looks real to me

[lethal birch]

I hope not

[deft jacinth]

Bruh

[astral rock]

Lol

Weird

[lethal birch]

Permanent ban

@mint lotus ban this bich

[astral rock]

He left before being banned

[lethal birch]

ofc

[astral rock]

Nvm he is back

[deft jacinth]

Bruh

Mods when they don't do their job

[lethal birch]

Dude has nazi symbols in his name wow

[deft jacinth]

[lethal birch]

@hollow sail this guy

smh

[astral rock]

Yep it's like he was made for this

[lethal birch]

Not by me

Fuck you loser

bro mods should be on the list

bruh this channel is smth else 💀

[deft jacinth]

Mods are dead

[astral rock]

<@&337442104026595329>

[deft jacinth]

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

bro

[astral rock]

They never come when u need them

[deft jacinth]

<@&337442104026595329>

[astral rock]

It's like police

[deft jacinth]

Ong

[mint lotus]

Banned 卐not a breakfast eater卐#5002 (Case #159807) (user notified with a direct message)

[deft jacinth]

Finally lmao

[lethal birch]

thank you dady

oh bet

Good job

I'm sorry I had to say bad words

[lethal birch]

Not every moderator is on the exact channel at the exact time when you want them to be

[deft jacinth]

Sad times we living in

[lethal birch]

had alot of fun with the right people on this map

spinning eachother off the map on the steep ramps

[dusky timber]

catchup on

slipstream on

contact on

[vale reef]

Not epic

[dusky timber]

spinning people out on

[vale reef]

Whenever contact is on my demons win

[wooden garnet]

imagine Destroy Last Place on

actual menace to society, whoever does that

[dusky timber]

on 15s

[dusky kettle]

does anyone wanna play rn

[lethal birch]

they were turned on for fun

the races weren't taken seriously

[quick river]

@snow spear https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/k49a58878okoak/some-more-details-on-grand-theft-auto-online.html

Locking new cars behind a paywall certainly disrupts the balance of the game

[snow spear]

Not really.

[quick river]

Yes it does

[snow spear]

They are just cars.

Turn off custom vehicles in races.

[quick river]

What about racing? What of a weaponized vehicle is next?

Our experience shouldn't be hindered because we don't have GTA+

[snow spear]

Okay, so what.

People that pay more for a product get more out of it than those that play for free. It's capitalism.

[quick river]

omg nevermind

This is 100% bullshit and you're defending it

[snow spear]

Nope.

[quick river]

Yes you are

[snow spear]

People just mad over nothing.

Nobody is forcing you to buy anything.

[quick river]

This is only the beginning

[snow spear]

Cool. Doesn't bother me.

[quick river]

They're gonna keep locking more and more behind GTA+

[snow spear]

I didn't plan on canceling, so that's fine.

[quick river]

wow you really love the Take-Two D

[snow spear]

I love GTA.

[quick river]

So do I

But GTA+ is malicious as hell

[snow spear]

Sure. Keep telling yourself that.

[quick river]

you are so brainless

[snow spear]

They offer an optional premium service for a game that was free for nine years and it's malicious.

They don't owe you anything, lmao.

[quick river]

That locks new content from all the other players

[snow spear]

They also have the choice to pay.

[quick river]

This content has been free for over 8 years and now they want to lock it

[snow spear]

In Fortnite, you can use a default skin or buy V-Bucks. Same basic concept.

[quick river]

Skins are cosmetic-only

[snow spear]

Wrong. This content is new.

[lethal birch]

as of now everything locked behind gta+ will be released to the general public later I think everyone is freaking out about it a little to early

[quick river]

New vehicles aren't cosmetic last I checked

They negatively affect the experience for non-owners

[lethal birch]

also the car isn’t even good

[snow spear]

Oh, well. Anyway.

[quick river]

It's only a matter of time before a GTA+ car is meta

[snow spear]

Normal cars in GTA are basically cosmetics, lmao.

[lethal birch]

again when I see it i’ll be mad then

[quick river]

Not in races

[lethal birch]

but for now I have no problems with it

[quick river]

Normal cars make or break a race

and racing is a pretty large section of the GTA community

[snow spear]

Turn off custom vehicles.

Problem solved.

[quick river]

I shouldn't have to!

That's negatively affecting the experience for normal players

If I have to disable custom vehicles because the game is pay to win, thats bs

[snow spear]

Is it tho? Has anybody actually had this problem?

[quick river]

I mean the HSW Deveste is out for GTA+ only so probably so

[snow spear]

Haven't seen anybody actually say that they have had it be a problem.

[quick river]

But whatever keep giving greedy scumbags your money for content that should be free

[snow spear]

Sounds like the community crying about stuff that isn't really an issue like usual.

[quick river]

It will be problem very soon I gurauntee it

[snow spear]

Not for me.

[quick river]

Omfg you don't speak for the other 94% of the community

[snow spear]

I speak for myself. As does every user here.

[quick river]

But just because it's not your problem, doesn't mean it's not a problem

[snow spear]

It isn't a problem. It is a common tactic in modern games to offer paid premium content.

Sorry you are having a difficult time adjusting.

[quick river]

That is cosmetic-only holy shit bro

[snow spear]

Not in all games.

[quick river]

Timed-exclusive vehicles aren't cosmetic

In most games it is

[snow spear]

No, they are exclusive for like two weeks. Boo hoo.

[quick river]

2 weeks is too long

should be 0

[snow spear]

For children, I guess.

Learn maturity and patience.

[quick river]

Just forget it you clearly take it from Take-Two every night

I'm done

[snow spear]

I'm done here. You have no points.. Have a lovely day.

Sorry things cost money in life. Ya might wanna get used to it.

[quick river]

My points are solid you make no sense

[snow spear]

"Game changed, me mad." Great points for the third grade.

Have a wonderful day.

[quick river]

More like "Game changed for the worse for no reason"

Oh you on xbox too lol

I hope I can pay you a visit

[gleaming reef]

From reddit

[gleaming reef]

Since when was gta free for nine years?

[quick river]

Exactly this is not a free-to-play game wtf

We pay money for this game only to be nickeled and dimed like its a mobile game

[hearty rivet]

fr tho, new gen is getting pampered

[quick river]

I think new-gen is worse off now because of GTA+

[snow spear]

It was a free mulitplayer add-on for GTA V, which is the game people actually purchased.

GTAOnline never cost anything until the current generation of consoles.

[gleaming reef]

you're acting like the $40 people paid for gtav (more in the past) not including rereleases didn't happen

and the billions they have made from whales buying shark cards

[lethal birch]

New gen public lobbies on Xbox seem more toxic than those on the previous gen

[gleaming reef]

whales isn't an insult btw, its a term

did I also mention console players have to pay for online services?

[lethal birch]

Oh no! My eyes! please not such resolution

[gleaming reef]

a console player with gta+ has to

1. pay/paid for ps5/xsx/s
2. get gta online for free and pay for story mode OR pay $30 later
3. pay $6 a month for GTA+
4. pay $10-15 a month for online

I already left the game months ago I can't stand it even on PC

Oh and also https://youtu.be/7X7WnVjejAY

[lethal birch]

If you’re on Xbox you have to pay for GTA Online too

[gleaming reef]

Yeah

[lethal birch]

I really like using Rockstar Editor, it made me really upset when I had to buy the story mode to access it instead of having it included with GTA Online.
GTA+ should be boycotted in my opinion

[gleaming reef]

people are protesting

[flat cypress]

Not gonna happen regardless

[blazing ruin]

I swear I'm gonna laugh so hard if they add r* editor to gta+

[lethal birch]

Maybe but the most upsetting thing is how making friends in this game is almost impossible now, being in public sessions gives me anxiety

[blazing ruin]

It's cute but definitely can't use it on any rally car

[flat cypress]

why

[flat cypress]

Just talk in game chat that’s what I used to do

[lethal birch]

xbox player

https://tenor.com/view/the-muppets-kermit-the-frog-smh-shake-my-head-no-gif-4883582

[lethal birch]

There’s no public game chat on Xbox though

[flat cypress]

is there not lmao

[snow spear]

Easier to make friends on Discord than it is in game, in my experience.

[lethal birch]

I should be more active on Discord I suppose lol. I really like the tattoo by the way!

[snow spear]

Thanks! People call me an idiot for paying six bucks a months for GTA+. If only they knew what I spent on an IRL PRB tattoo, lol. My GT is SwanSquad, you can add me, dunno if you're on Series or One tho.

[lethal birch]

I don’t think so but to be honest I do feel like the subscription is a scam, and encourages bad habits among game developers
I’m on Series, E&E. I’ll add you

[bronze tiger]

An anticheat is what's deserved

If they intent to continue the lifecycle of gtao we deserve to have dedicated servers

[snow spear]

Won't happen. Maybe GTA6.

They aren't completely changing how the game is coded now.

[bronze tiger]

True, Just a pipe dream

[snow spear]

It would be nice. I'd go back to PC if I didn't have to deal with all the mod menus.

[supple sedge]

I mean, I think paying for stuff you should get while enjoying the game defeats the whole purpose of playing the game... Unless your aim is to simply be on the top - which explains the pay-to-win MMORPG players

Like, even if I'm stupid rich like billionaire rich, I wouldn't waste my time with p2w things because they just ruin the fun of the game

[supple sedge]

I agree with this "encourages bad habits among game developers"

[junior ivy]

this is so mid

bg is gud, but adjust camera for better composition. Also try using your xbox ss instead of SC. SC degrades image quality and discord compresses even further, making it worse.

[lethal birch]

there is

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch You mean the voice chat or is my life a lie?

[junior ivy]

no one uses it lol