gta-media

[junior ivy]

wow

please strike me with cancer

😐

3 seconds.

[zinc pier]

stupid jet griefer tryna ruin the tank meet

Expanded and enhanced new graphics btw

[junior ivy]

tell that guy i said “Thank you”

those are some ugly ass cars.

[fossil terrace]

GTA moment

[junior ivy]

i wonder if he has Yacht Defenses On during Privacy Prevention

so good.

😐

[fossil terrace]

Do you even know what you’re trying to say? I’m very confused

[desert ginkgo]

Modded account

[desert ginkgo]

Also a modded account

These mf ass

[hallow tendon]

Thanks for letting me know

[desert ginkgo]

Np baby cakes

[hallow tendon]

👶 🎂

[desert ginkgo]

🍦🥧

[hallow tendon]

🐱

[desert ginkgo]

🦁

[lethal birch]

Don't get it

[tender coral]

Me like reflections on next gen

[lethal birch]

U suck anyways

[hallow tendon]

You swallow anyways

[lethal birch]

Hi

[hallow tendon]

Hi

[light gate]

Kd matters > you

[lethal birch]

Still waiting for u to accept the 1v1

[hallow tendon]

You're gonna be waiting awhile. I don't 1v1 randoms with under 4000 Followers on titkok

[lethal birch]

Lol, 100kd not legit dosen't count anything, with Only 1 kill your kd goes down hard.

[junior ivy]

arguing over KD, really?

bruh.

[lethal birch]

I don't like that spoiler but the car looks clean

[hallow tendon]

That cars sexy

[junior ivy]

thx

but really

no argue over arbitrary stat :(

[hallow tendon]

And no. I haven't said anything about kd

[high blade]

this is a free car right

[junior ivy]

yes ik

yes, it’s the free car

[lethal birch]

Gran turismo

[junior ivy]

but i think it looks nice

[lethal birch]

Ig

[junior ivy]

not many people appreciate it

so i was like, fuck it

[hallow tendon]

Okay

[junior ivy]

why don’t i give it a custom look

[earnest obsidian]

Someone able to explain this

[abstract cipher]

the hitbox is perhaps up where the skull once was

some vehicles got wonky hitboxes like the jetpack

[earnest obsidian]

That’s what we thought seeing if anyone knew

[junior ivy]

happens with my mk2 all the time

[earnest obsidian]

Was interesting the hit box for the mk2 lock on was where the skull would be

[junior ivy]

that happens to gets

i have a clip of me shooting through something

[earnest obsidian]

Show

[junior ivy]

am i blind or?

oh i see

[lethal birch]

Damn!

For completing all contracts vip missions I awarded $1 million

[earnest obsidian]

Paid out nicely

[earnest obsidian]

Now do short trips for double money

[lethal birch]

VIP contracts are locked what now?

best solo yet

[lethal birch]

How u do that?

[lethal birch]

How’s solo?

Easy lol

I always escape undetected

Not bad

Almost 2 mill

[fallow tangle]

wanted to share this

[lethal birch]

ye, pink diamond, painting and cocaine

[lethal birch]

i think mine are all low

[flat cypress]

it ok

[lethal birch]

i’ve never checked it before, i’ll do that now

but when people kill me in public lobbies i don’t kill them back id imagine my kd is bad

yep lol

[flat cypress]

how long have you been playing

[lethal birch]

Well, since launch, but i haven’t played in years

As of recently? About a week

This is a new account. My old one was level 300 ish

[light gate]

GTA V's physics are uncontestedmans deleted his video

oh ok.

[deft canyon]

[loud veldt]

Introducing the Oppressor Mk3, now it can take up to 20 missiles and shoots 3 missiles per second!! Including explosives rounds, we understand that picking between rockets and explosive rounds could be frustrating, so now with the new oppressor mk3 you can have both! Rockets and explosive rounds!!! - Rockstar Games

[abstract cipher]

it should shoot orbital cannons

[light gate]

W

it should have infinite boost

[unique slate]

orbital cannon mk2 when

[abstract cipher]

possible on pc already

[lethal birch]

Sky diving😎

wasted in dr.dre

[loud veldt]

3.8M - Rockstar Games.

[lethal birch]

@acoustic gull

[light gate]

[lethal birch]

great looking cars

[lethal birch]

saved 😳

[abstract cipher]

u can literally guess who that youtuber is

[lethal birch]

😂😂

[light gate]

they are evolving

not only red arrows now

[abstract cipher]

rbg arrows soon

[lethal birch]

📈

[loud veldt]

Uhm….. Help….

[lethal birch]

CJ getting robbed

[loud veldt]

This new definitive edition is kinda weird 😰

[lethal birch]

Hope the pengs fuck you up

[loud veldt]

I killed them 😻👩🏽‍🦲

[lethal birch]

Rip

[loud veldt]

Oppressor Mk3 😻

[plush ether]

flying npc cars wtf

dont mind my fps, the session was full asl

[patent breach]

Next gen experience

[abstract cipher]

This is a common sight on pc

Not just flying cars but also flying tanks boats and submarines and even cities

[plush ether]

i also got this weird ass message

[wooden garnet]

🤢

[light gate]

is that the latest desync bug

[abstract cipher]

L 40-25

[wooden garnet]

bro's good at 1v1s, what can I say

I suck dick

haven't sniped in so long anyway 😫 halo combat throws off the hitscan gta combat completely

[frail condor]

Wow

[abstract cipher]

imagine if run n gun didn’t work in gta

[hollow whale]

https://youtu.be/uk9s1ZWYkT0

[blazing ruin]

I got 3 npcs to try and hit me yesterday at a single intersection

[hollow whale]

Omg, we live in a society

[light gate]

what a development

[golden berry]

You now owe Los santos 1 b 299m$

[modest zinc]

https://youtu.be/n0q3SU23zo0

[strange condor]

I came out of my terrorbyte and some random civilian fell out of the sky.

I’m on ps4.

[iron idol]

oh

[plush ether]

fast hand in the wild west

[junior ivy]

cute outfit

[plush ether]

thx people call me a tryhard cuz of my outfit but i suck ass at pvp

[junior ivy]

iss okie, nothing to fret or worry about

everyone has their own pace. You don’t need to learn pvp necessarily.

[plush ether]

thank you

mightve been the nicest thing ive ever heard from a gta player lol

[lethal birch]

wut

i was in a prep

and i was almst done

[slow crown]

im hungry

[agile wedge]

https://youtu.be/q8DmwQFsLtA

New vid homies

[frail condor]

nevs

[lethal birch]

Same ngl

[brave glen]

how to fix could not make a sign in token?

[quiet pier]

Someone play Peter griffin tonight ps4

[blazing ruin]

[lethal birch]

charge plz

[maiden jacinth]

Lol

[lethal birch]

just been vibin in bad sport

[blazing ruin]

The hell u jumping off?

[lethal birch]

it was glitched lmao I had to leave

[blazing ruin]

Dis a better dive

[lethal birch]

ya defo

[sleek oxide]

@lethal birch

Yea

I think it’s like 900k? Or 600

[lethal birch]

looks stupidly cool

[hallow tendon]

Okay now get killed over 50 times

[flat cypress]

No I’m just better then you

Actually I’ve died 60 times

[blazing ruin]

Rookie numbers, I've died 1122 times

[light pike]

where did u spent 9b

[lethal birch]

whats that kd

[wooden garnet]

e🅱️ic gamer kd

[upper fjord]

Yikes

[lethal birch]

Gimme some extra money slide it please, totally wont get banned

[flat cypress]

On private dances

[lethal birch]

Dude did you kill them after?

[flat cypress]

no

[lethal birch]

Smh money wasted

[flat cypress]

It’s like

[edgy anchor]

Seems legit

[flat cypress]

Totally

Didn’t mod

[lethal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-really-say-what-huh-sorry-gif-13287152

[flat cypress]

I’m just a careful gamer

[abstract cipher]

U have the gaming chair clearly

[flat cypress]

I do

[abstract cipher]

[lethal birch]

atlari ciftle$tirme sirasinda ereksiyona gecen erkek at penisini di$inin vajinasina isabet ettiremedigi zamanlarda katalizor goreviyle devreye girip, atin penisini tutup di$inin vajinasina isabet ettiren atsever ki$i.

[hallow tendon]

Show playtime

[hallow tendon]

Modded

[flat cypress]

obviously so is yours

the difference is I can change mine all I want

[hallow tendon]

I'm ps

Can't mod

[flat cypress]

haha

[hallow tendon]

I physically got all my kills

[flat cypress]

so

It’s just numbers

[hallow tendon]

So

Tbh even if your kd is modded you're better if its higher than mine

[hallow tendon]

So can I just slower

[flat cypress]

Bigger number = better

[hallow tendon]

Yes

[lethal birch]

then why do you have modder role

[olive blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/710861552827367525/955556346441396244/Grand_Theft_Auto_Vice_City_Screenshot_2022.03.21_-_21.09.19.36_mayfair.png

[hallow tendon]

Cos I wanted it

[lethal birch]

fair

[olive blade]

re vc looks so good

[lethal birch]

re?

[olive blade]

Reverse-engineered vice city

the true remaster

but they sued the programmers who made it

[lethal birch]

for copyright?

[olive blade]

you still needed a copy of GTA VC to run it, so it was a dumb copyright strike

but yes

[lethal birch]

damn

[olive blade]

it looks better than I remember lol

[lethal birch]

everything on the HUD looks great apart from the fact the money is limited

or they've added unnecessary 0's

[olive blade]

how much are you used to seeing

[lethal birch]

0's?

[olive blade]

ye

[lethal birch]

probably about 6

if we're talking about GTAV

[olive blade]

this is vice city though

[lethal birch]

then unsure

i've never played vc

yes average pc lobby with spam bots

[olive blade]

what is that

[lethal birch]

he fainted after he drank too much

[olive blade]

poor guy

[olive blade]

why does it show squares

instead of letters

[lethal birch]

website links

or different language

[hearty yacht]

https://youtu.be/TuHc__zSVoI I use the red one with arena war pants and the red light up shoes, it look so good

[half dawn]

Ew

[quick river]

This is fucked

[lethal birch]

dogfight?

[pastel jewel]

Can't be that bad ay?

[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

Yea

[trim flint]

He’s happy now

[desert ginkgo]

😒

[charred cipher]

[grave geode]

what is the fastest ground vehicle in gta with out boosts?

[sleek oxide]

He got so mad at me

[stable vapor]

When the game puts you in your friends bunker but he got off after the heist

[junior ivy]

looks like Noose HQ to me and not a bunker :/

[mortal reef]

who is she help

[rotund cloud]

Wtf bro 💀

[half dawn]

Most interiors are stored in the noose hq

[half dawn]

Gura Guwa?

[royal dune]

Level 5 player: Will you please stop killing me over and over?

Griefer:

[sterile egret]

[abstract cipher]

https://i.imgur.com/6mkzzLP.jpeg

ah yes 3 dead valets

https://i.imgur.com/IeXVerx.jpeg

4*

else they keep despawning

[sterile egret]

Being a valet can be tiresome

[mortal reef]

thanks

[mortal reef]

why

[mild pilot]

be the valet

[plush ether]

@outer barn

[outer barn]

What the fuck did I just watch

[abstract cipher]

Juggernaut wall hacks

[lethal birch]

saw you throw the window

[blazing ruin]

Damn, how heavy is the window?

[lethal birch]

Yall should follow this guy on YouTube, he's a really good GTA italian player

Maybe One of the best in Italy.

[blazing ruin]

Is just sad tbh

[wanton flame]

wtf

[abstract cipher]

thats new

[][][][] in phone messages now

[wooden garnet]

[abstract cipher]

@wooden garnet casino?

[wooden garnet]

nah

nothing worth doing in gta

[abstract cipher]

L

[lethal birch]

PC moment

[lethal birch]

Bruh it was just a tiny kick

[wanton flame]

I've just been doing all the old heists

"Old" meaning anything that isn't Cayo Perico and not just the Apartment heists

[blazing ruin]

Did it get hit by a missile?

And what is that mask? Do I see horns?

[abstract cipher]

looks like modder explosive combat

[blazing ruin]

Nah, he's using a devil mask so he gets devil powers

Oh wait, are those ears?

Opps

[lethal birch]

I kicked it and it exploded.
Yes thats horns its the krampus mask

@blazing ruin

[blazing ruin]

U pinged when u replied

[blazing ruin]

[golden berry]

3h just to drill the drainage tunnel entrance

[icy axle]

he swam around the entire map 😂

[modest zinc]

https://youtu.be/x9OmRXtLhYs

[flint carbon]

First one is a zombie

[indigo sun]

was gonna grief this guy, we became friends instead 💀

[junior ivy]

imagine not using nose view

[indigo sun]

first person is cooler for pics 💀

[flint carbon]

[deft canyon]

Thats what others should be doing

instead of mindlessly hopping on every opportunity to kill someone

much more fun this way

[junior ivy]

that’s what i did awhile ago

showed wannabes their place 😎

[indigo sun]

ye, i agree

[frail condor]

Who are you??!?

[junior ivy]

rome

[frail condor]

Thats me

[wooden garnet]

😨

[fierce delta]

happens

[lean basin]

c'mon brug

[flint carbon]

[lean basin]

henlo

[lean basin]

Solomon Richards and Devin Weston, hahah

[vale bay]

Nah thats just dead Brad

[flint carbon]

Lmao

[lethal birch]

Sus

[lethal birch]

Funny how I love this gun xD

[snow isle]

u love it yet ur accuracy is 35%

funny

[lethal birch]

Yup, that seems fine to me

Worth noting that hitting the jet doesn't count as accuracy; or when you hit the oppressor on the vehicle it doesn't count as accuracy, too

R* hella bugged; says no shots hit, but 2k+ kills; at a 3 kd ratio

[lean basin]

Small package

Big name
Rockstar Games Social Club

It's better for them not to keep statistics

Who asks for Kills/Deaths

Even spent cash on certain things

People just wanna play

[lethal birch]

It's bugged for everyone ig. I checked from YouTubers and it doesn't make sense.

[edgy anchor]

People who want to know them

[wanton flame]

🤨

[lethal birch]

What

Cops and crooks

[grave geode]

if anyone starting gta 5 new generation and wanna reset ur lvl dm me for the best guide

[deft shell]

Is it even worth the switch or nah I still have the ps4 one installed

[golden berry]

Depend on you , if you still play with friends that don't have the ps5 better off waiting a bit

[obtuse wasp]

Yeah.

[delicate nexus]

new car coming out next week

[junior ivy]

can’t find the funny

[abstract cipher]

Mechanic: “what’s wrong with her now?”

[junior ivy]

at least that’s funnier

[untold oar]

El Rubio's Compound
https://maps.app.goo.gl/WF6y6AsmVQz2GotD9

[hollow sail]

wtf are the gta players doing??

[abstract cipher]

Have u read the canouan reviews

If u didn’t, do it

[golden berry]

I'm lost ok ! i'm trying to found the airport

[hollow sail]

found it

[golden berry]

Now i'm gonna ask blondie if there is uber on his island

[wooden pebble]

Not my pic

[golden berry]

Naah i'm at the party rn

Someone is missing

idk who tho

[wooden pebble]

[golden berry]

Party time

[iron tusk]

😮

what is this?

[minor tundra]

Dead body in my penthouse

[iron tusk]

nvm

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-dancing-molly-vibes-gif-20239452

[swift maple]

this guys fucking troller you help him then he don't answer you..
we was trying to do cayo after that he ask for another to run cayo with him after i helped him with the longfin

[steep smelt]

lame

[lethal birch]

How does my navy seal/US marine outfit look?

[fiery kindle]

straight fye

[lethal birch]

stfu

your just trash at the game son

get better

your ass

[steep smelt]

wow ur cool

[lethal birch]

thx

[native parcel]

Cool sheet I made on Cayo Perico money breakdown a while back

i had been annoyed at inacurrate graphs of Cayo breakdowns so made my own

[swift maple]

u need to stfu not me kid, you don't even have sparrow mf keep digging. Get better Hahaha

[native parcel]

yo no one cares sorry but cant you just argue in dms

DaVENOM

unless this person is like harassing but then just dm mod and get them banned

[swift maple]

i don't think so the mod gonna do anything about it tbh

he's not the first one to do that so..

[native parcel]

probobaly

then whenever u with the guy record so you have evidence

i presume thats what mod said

or get replay software

[vale reef]

Yay or nay

[edgy anchor]

why

[vale reef]

Because

[storm mica]

damn bruh i see u going for that grandpa jacket fit

[agile wedge]

https://youtu.be/IKK3Y3aRt6g

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/3F_tvrKXc90

[vale reef]

Watching weazel news on my yacht

[vale reef]

Broke the frogger

[strange condor]

Dunno what they put in this beer but it really hits different.

[lethal birch]

Was this 1 mil well spent? I own a kosatka and sparrow btw

[limpid hound]

gud

[lethal birch]

fully upgraded too

[strange condor]

@lethal birch @little maple Sorry fir the low resolution but that doesn’t look the same to me.

[lethal birch]

it has to be the same

maybe im wrong

[little maple]

Its too low resolution to tell for sure.

However, I so see a tiny little dip.

So it is the same.

[strange condor]

On my screen it looks like an actual rounded turret with a square body.

[little maple]

I see a tiny little dip.

[storm mica]

that's a rhino

khajali is personal vehicle so it can't be yellow

rhino can only be called through pegasus therefore being yellow

[strange condor]

Yeah I know. But I’m just saying the icon itself aside from the Color looks different than the khanjali.

They think it looks the same though.

Also white rhino icon.

Yeah that has to be different.

I’m gonna overlap them.

Yeah the rhino icon has to be different. The turret is a circle.

Yeah it’s a different icon. I found a video that’s really good quality so.

Godamn I wasted my time in this.

[lethal birch]

Bruh

[lethal birch]

Looks like a car to me

[dusky timber]

no

[storm mica]

yet another car has fallen to the hands of bottom most upgrades

[lethal birch]

why?

[lethal birch]

why?

Whats wrong with it

[storm mica]

Wing, bumper, and wheels

[dusky timber]

1. it's a banshee 900r
2. it's plastered with bolt on ankle cutters
3. tasteless cabron everywhere
4. benis wheels
5. chassis mounted wing
6. roofless version of what is supposed to be an aerodynamically efficient car

[wooden garnet]

🚗

[dusky timber]

[wooden garnet]

🚙

[storm mica]

🛒

[indigo sun]

dayum, gas prices are high af

[frail condor]

Putin buggin fr

[urban stone]

Im back after 3 months and i won the car lmao

[hot bolt]

congratz

[pseudo cove]

There are better cars than the banshee at that price

[junior ivy]

doesn’t matter

if you like a car just buy it

[pseudo cove]

True

I mean, it was my first car

The maxed out upgraded banshee, I still regret it though

[junior ivy]

there’s an HSW variant now

[pseudo cove]

Is there?

[junior ivy]

so if you’re on next gen

[pseudo cove]

Nope

[junior ivy]

it’s a pleasant drive

[pseudo cove]

Too poor

[junior ivy]

it’s very fast

faster than pariah now

[pseudo cove]

I just bought the scram jet too so I’m all g

[vale reef]

Ignus hsw is fun too

[pseudo cove]

It’s fun to mess around with

[junior ivy]

137.0mph - Astron Custom
137.8mph - Sentinel XS
141.0mph - Cyclone II
141.3mph - Arbiter GT
146.3mph - Weaponized Ignus
150.5mph - Turismo Classic
153.0mph - Banshee
155.5mph - S95
157.5mph - Hakuchou Drag

[pseudo cove]

Next gen cars?

[lethal birch]

The Hakuchou drag finally up there

🎉

[wooden pebble]

dhanks u is pog

Ignus and cyclone 2 think they nice. Just wait till emerus and krigger get hsw

Emerus bouta corner at 130mph like nothing

Yeee man.....too much hsw super class cars

Dev8 , cyclone 2, ignus

But I think that's guud cause that will make it competitive

Instead of having one meta

[maiden jacinth]

What’s your guys favourite jets

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-sleeping-sleep-time-good-night-bedtime-gif-15916910

[maiden jacinth]

Why

Lol

[wooden pebble]

Nokoda

[maiden jacinth]

Bro lazer or b11 for me

[wooden pebble]

Ovr of all air vechiles I like Tula

[maiden jacinth]

Why

[wooden pebble]

Because I like it

I don't do pvp

[maiden jacinth]

Mhm I think if you were to grief jets are funniest

[wooden pebble]

I love tula cause it is the only one that is a plane, a heli, and a boat

[maiden jacinth]

Everyone says don’t grief when everyone has done it

[maiden jacinth]

True it is unique

[wooden pebble]

I certainly have griefed once when I was like lvl 10

Thought it was cool.....but that ain't it for me

The victim became my best friend to date

We lvl 560 now

[indigo sun]

i trapped myself 💀

[junior ivy]

just ewo

[indigo sun]

i accidentally gas chambered myself

[half dawn]

Pyro

[maiden jacinth]

Nice!

[pseudo cove]

We must have the same role model

[abstract cipher]

[indigo sun]

the square mustached man

[lethal birch]

i made a friend
we bond so well

we raced and i lost by a lot

[lethal birch]

lucky you

[royal dune]

When you farm a player for kills using a tank and they say you're playing unfair:

[tardy ingot]

Photos

[pseudo cove]

Hitler

[pseudo cove]

Oh yes

[pseudo cove]

[vagrant cedar]

grieffers now a days bruh

[vagrant cedar]

38 mil…

[tardy ingot]

Omg he’s such a cutie!

[pseudo cove]

Rick from the walking dead if he was hella gay

[tardy ingot]

Rick is awesome tho tbh

[pseudo cove]

Yeah I’m in season three when he’s tripping balls

[tardy ingot]

Lmfaooo

I gotta do that belt glitch tho ngl

[wooden pebble]

I took it from my friend @patent breach

This him

thx chao

[tardy ingot]

Omg I love you character

One of my favorites ngl

[pseudo cove]

Why was it so hard lmao

[tardy ingot]

Me and a bunch of randoms earlier

[pseudo cove]

Wemen

[slow shuttle]

I guess my character is invisible 🤨

oh yes

I just did a race

[urban stone]

Lol yes n i see u got that text spam bots too 💀

[junior ivy]

Salmoonie

henlo ol fren

[strange condor]

Last time I was at the strip, I was sitting outside in a tank guarding it so any patrons inside wouldn’t be disturbed by a tryhard. Almost half the lobby was inside.

It was uh

Very funny when they all came outside.

Looked like clown car thing.

[tardy ingot]

Oof it was fun until someone came in and killed everyone lol

[strange condor]

Lol.

And I don’t bother with the strip. In my eyes it’s a waste of money. I’d rather be in a tank.

[tardy ingot]

Lol it was funny cuz all of us were just dancing and pointing at eachother

[strange condor]

Hehe.

I think I’m gonna recreate the lord of war scene with the lineup of tanks.

And all the vehicles and stuff.

[tardy ingot]

Lol nice

[strange condor]

Ngl your avatar looks like that fbi operator from rainbow 6. Really reminiscent.

[tardy ingot]

Omg 💀

[lethal birch]

Helloo

[tardy ingot]

Hello

[strange condor]

Hello.

[lethal birch]

How are you people doin on this fine day

[tardy ingot]

Good you?

[lethal birch]

Good

[tardy ingot]

I gotta take some photos later with this outfit 💀

[strange condor]

I’m doing good.

[lethal birch]

Nice

[tardy ingot]

Nice outfit

[strange condor]

Thanks.

[lethal birch]

Yeah

[lethal birch]

Ooooooo niceee

[tardy ingot]

It was fun to make

[lethal birch]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CbY9FFGPYdg/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

john.ingta

Grotti Itali RSX | Ferrari SF90 Stradale
.

Instagram

[icy axle]

wow

[junior ivy]

that is ugly

[frail condor]

What color even is that

Thanks

[junior ivy]

chrome with crew blue underlay

[half dawn]

El Rubio's McDonald's
https://maps.app.goo.gl/35NUTF8Y73RX8f9y5

[half dawn]

What one?

[strange condor]

That one dude who looks like commissioner Gordon. With the smoke screen glasses.

[bright tendon]

@keen ibex

[keen ibex]

omg so it’s th same thing

that’s so cool

[bright tendon]

i guess

at first glance it's identical lmao

especially if you look it this way

[fiery sparrow]

🧠 🧠

[tame snow]

Couldn't resist buying it. Not sure why but it looked familiar

[keen ibex]

omg yes

[wanton flame]

lmao

[keen ibex]

oh wow

[tame snow]

From the uk dollar store. Guess how much 😉

[keen ibex]

how much is the sparrow

[bright tendon]

what is that, a bag?

[keen ibex]

£5?

[bright tendon]

or a poster or something

[tame snow]

Yeh lol. £1

Bag

[keen ibex]

oh wow

[fiery sparrow]

Lol

[keen ibex]

wait i’ve been in the wrong channel lol

[tame snow]

Bought some cable ties, rope, duct tape.... dont ask....

[strange condor]

Don’t type it if you don’t want questions.

[half dawn]

Warden?

[strange condor]

Is that it?

[half dawn]

Does he have a fancy suit?

[strange condor]

I think yeah.

Must be warden.

[blazing ruin]

What? Did you hit him behind the wall?

[exotic carbon]

This goes hard

[storm mica]

Mega cringe

[exotic carbon]

L+bozo+u grief+no bitches+don’t care

[exotic carbon]

@storm mica

[storm mica]

Cared enough to say all that

[exotic carbon]

Eh i guess sometimes I take pity on the irrelevant

🤡

[storm mica]

Oh bruh that’s u using menu in the tiktok

[exotic carbon]

What did I u think it was

🤔

[storm mica]

Some random mf u scrolled through

[exotic carbon]

Nah 💀 I tagged the kexi guy tho they apparently taking over pc so just a little show of force

[exotic carbon]

@storm mica

[storm mica]

K

[junior ivy]

shitty song

POV: you need to feel a sense of no acknowledgment because you’ve ever done has never been acknowledged or recognized by anyone.

[lethal birch]

cringe and modder trash

[junior ivy]

dude actually feels so self righteous

that is just sad

literally 90% of anti’s

and why i shit on them

[lethal birch]

imagine modding because some player tried to play the game like it is for. Pff

[nocturne otter]

Lmfaoooo

[exotic carbon]

Games called Grand theft auto not blow up a car with a flying bike simulator

[lethal birch]

yeah thought so, I didn't think it was called "modding" either

[exotic carbon]

Modding is an extension

Not even related

[lethal birch]

modding is illegal and can be ceased with a DMCA claim; not an extension ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[exotic carbon]

If it was that east why not already do it

[lethal birch]

Because cockstar does not care

[exotic carbon]

Exactly

[lethal birch]

but you're modder, so you're still trash lol

I repeat: All modders are scum

[exotic carbon]

So therefore doing good with mods makes me a bad guy I guess

[lethal birch]

are you a judge? no.

[storm mica]

Ur not doing any good
Tf

[lethal birch]

You're assuming you're doing any good but you're just abusing a game by exploiting it and shooting at some random dude over the internet

[storm mica]

Compared to people legitimately abusing shit in game
Ur way worse

[lethal birch]

It's literally like the Death Note's dilemma. You kill criminals -- but you're who to judge?

[storm mica]

Using third party software to “destroy” someone playing the game is so mega cringe

[exotic carbon]

Never killed anyone

[storm mica]

[lethal birch]

So what is your tiktok video about, about how you spam your explosions for clout or what-?

What's that caption for?

You literally wrote "POV" when someone attacks your favorite person; that means you'd explode them or ruin their experience by using third party exploit tools

[nocturne otter]

[exotic carbon]

No I used the Armageddon script to make all ai cars explode within a 50 meter distance

[lethal birch]

I'm not going to go off topic but, I repeat: fuck you modders and modders are all scum

you're the reason the game is bad on PC platform

[exotic carbon]

Good to know u care so much that u have an opinion on it

[storm mica]

Everyone on pc has an opinion on script kiddies

[lethal birch]

yes, I care about teh game I play, and I don't want you on it

[storm mica]

Cus nothing good comes out of them
Ever
From any perspective

[exotic carbon]

I literally stay inside my apartments unless someone is ruining the game for others then I ruin it for them

[lethal birch]

Sorry, you're not god, stop doing that

[exotic carbon]

Well too damn bad

[lethal birch]

Yeah, fucking trash

[storm mica]

But By using third party software

[exotic carbon]

Tf does god have to do with playing a game and making people who ruin it leave

[storm mica]

The most hypocritical thing people ever comes up

[lethal birch]

Read on about "god complex"

[exotic carbon]

Ye no I’m 19 tf would I have some 7 year old complex for 💀

Weirdo

[lethal birch]

It's basically the complex of thinking you're doing good by ruining someone who's (in your perspective; ruining someone else's experience)

[storm mica]

^

[lethal birch]

Calling me a weirdo lol, shut up modder, 0 opinion to them

[exotic carbon]

Says the guy talking shit over the internet BOZo 🤡

[lethal birch]

kek

[deft canyon]

[sleek oxide]

Phantom wedge blip and Cerberus blip

I thought they were the exact same just the Cerberus had spikes but they are a bit different

[lethal birch]

dam

[dusky timber]

all actual modders who create various mods like cars and maps for this game are crying in the corner rn

[junior ivy]

oh you’re that loser

i’ve known you from 2018

from an old disabled discord acc

[exotic carbon]

Tf even are u 💀💀

[pallid wren]

Cayo perico hard mode isn't even hard ;/ At least i get paid more 🤓

[lethal birch]

its not hard tho

[pallid wren]

ik

🤓

[blazing ruin]

[spark flicker]

105 gb ez

[pallid wren]

lol rip

[spark flicker]

JTP AIRLINES REPORTING FOR DUTY

DUTAY!

[lethal birch]

do it

[spark flicker]

Ight

[pallid wren]

pov: You miss shot those 2 guards standing near each other with the key

[lethal birch]

what?

[wooden garnet]

KBM supremacy, can't relate

[coral flare]

W mindset

[dusky timber]

whack

[lethal birch]

any one want to play gta ??

[dusky timber]

#pc-l｜lfg-info @lethal birch

[blazing ruin]

IK what a hit box is

I just don't see how the fence has a "huge" hitbox

[coral flare]

probably talking about their character's feet hanging over the edge a bit

[blazing ruin]

[lethal birch]

literally every game you'll play will be like that

[sleek oxide]

Cool

[dusky timber]

failed

[torn imp]

wth happened to sticky bomb physics

[wooden pebble]

[sleek oxide]

@lethal birch this what I do to low levels because it’s fun

[dusky timber]

oreo ✍️

[lethal birch]

Kewl

[dusky timber]

taking ls so you don't have to

[exotic carbon]

fax

[exotic carbon]

i dont understand why modders who help people are so hated on

[wooden pebble]

[lethal birch]

All modders are scum, idc

[wooden pebble]

There's more that cause chaos than be friendly

Most people who mod for fun do with story mode

[exotic carbon]

But I am friendly idk why he’s being so negative

[sleek oxide]

It’s not a mugger it’s just a glitch that happens

[lethal birch]

I'd rather not have any mods but have a good time on GTA, so no, no mods ever cause good

[sleek oxide]

a random Asian NPC will spawn walking inside your sub or outside

[wooden pebble]

U is good people

But they rare

[frank oracle]

https://youtu.be/n0CwsVdU1Ks

[coral flare]

majority of people use mods to fill voids by being hateful sadly

[pseudo cove]

Said to my friend “don’t attract the police I called them off”

We got summoned by a god

[minor tundra]

Personal achievement I managed to get the highest score on this arcade game randomly

[lost wolf]

How does one fly like such

[sleek oxide]

It’s pretty easy you just

And boom your flying

[pseudo cove]

Lmao

[lost wolf]

Lmaoooo🤨

[sleek oxide]

@lost wolf search up “how to shunt hop”

[lost wolf]

Ik I searched flying arena cars and found it

[exotic carbon]

Ikr 😭

[torn imp]

@sleek oxide

[sleek oxide]

Now you gotta perfect Turning

[torn imp]

ye

[quick river]

Can’t even collect my money because this game is broken.

[dusky timber]

9 digits

[broken jackal]

What's best ?
Nightclub has big truck for crates and a kuruma
Upgrade pack d is staff and equipment + spawn area
Coke lockup on biker is maxed

[dusky timber]

it's a controversial take but imo executive is best because you don't have to spend too much on the business and you can instead allocate your money for guns and vehicles

you'll be able to walk away with way closer to a million dollars and you won't have half assed businesses that require further investment

from there u do treasure hunts and buy the sub

nightclub is the worst because in order to operate it efficiently you need all other biker businesses and a crate warehouse too (or a hangar)

@cold zealot ngl i haven't thought about half upgraded businesses before so what do you think about this

[exotic carbon]

Leave online the go back in but before u do set ur spawn to somewhere other than ur agency

[lean basin]

I thought that's Lean on the table, then I realized it's the nightclub's name 'The Palace'

[sleek oxide]

@dense gulch

@grizzled anchor There not good huh?

[abstract cipher]

nice

[dense gulch]

Sick

[agile wedge]

https://youtu.be/HroSBLwLsa4

[low carbon]

stay classy r/gtaonline

important to note that agencys are basically the same price as the kosatka 💀

bro there is like 12 missions you have to do and they're all the exact same

"why buy the kosatka when you can buy a property thats the same price to get the kosatka even later"

you're joking

[light pike]

Mango

[abstract cipher]

Floppy Disc

[noble plover]

best thing to do in gta v

[lethal birch]

Lmao

[tardy stone]

Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.

Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.

This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting

Requested by: @calm lark

[lean basin]

Pixels

[brave zinc]

https://youtu.be/VFeodCx-eHg

[red mist]

amanda

[lethal birch]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CbeLDYWPt5d/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

john.ingta

Bravado Buffalo | Dodge Charger
.
that's me bring my Buffalo to the car meet
.

.

Instagram

[slow shuttle]

got this suddenly while entering online

[wooden pebble]

Bunker without a question

Meaning gun running

Get the fully upgraded bunker. Go cheap on cars and guns u select. Make sure u have around 1 mill left. Bunker will make u easy passive income and u will reach 2.2 mill in no time. And then u invest everything on the kosatka. Then u use it to run the Cayo perico Heist. Which is a solo heist that gives you 1.5 mill on a average every 1hr or 40 mins depending on nuubness level

The order is
Gun running
Exicutive
Biker
Nightclub

Nightclub is actually a very good source of income via popularity..... cause they buffed the pay ...u get 50k per 48 mins

[crystal smelt]

50K PER 48 mins you say ? nightclub shall no longer be neglected

[tender coral]

Me who still will neglect my nightclub because i cant be bothered

[wanton flame]

Yeah the popularity missions are pretty tedious because of how little they fill the bar

[pseudo cove]

DJ deck 100%

[brave zinc]

Dang that's crazy I can get 1.8mil every 15 mins from cayo Parico

No need for the night club

Unless I'm tryna have fun with the jobs

[swift maple]

you can see the friends??
click on my name and accept @trim swan

[brave zinc]

Bro u okay?

Saying in your about me that you wonna kys

[swift maple]

trying to explaing to him how to accept invite game

[brave zinc]

I know I know but that's not what I am talkin about

You good bro?

[trim swan]

Oh ok

[mild pilot]

you can link businesses to the nightclub warehouse

[brave zinc]

Wdym

[slate raven]

Man just look at those dumb idiots with their questions

[gleaming spear]

[slate raven]

r U a sCaMmEr

[mild pilot]

[tardy ingot]

LOL

[honest talon]

Remade the Karin Previon (My RP car) in Forza!

[vagrant cedar]

are u?

[blazing ruin]

Yeah, but that's not the point

[lethal birch]

Yeah

[vagrant cedar]

yup

then it got stolen

[lethal birch]

We need an update like this

It would be fun for months instead of weeks

Maybe even a year

[golden berry]

No , it would last weeks too.

[mild pilot]

anime livery

[wanton flame]

Custom liveries is by far the best out of that list

But even then it would get abused to hell

[mild pilot]

i love to buy mansions

[wanton flame]

Swastika liveries galore

[mild pilot]

i want like a new heist from the mansions

Have the mct

and 20+ garage

[golden berry]

realistically it would just be another apartment

[wanton flame]

Yeah

[lethal birch]

Nah

Okay which update would last long

What do you think

I think that update or Cops n Crooks

[golden berry]

None , except if the update become the meta for money making she won't last, most people will just go back to that meta the moment they saw everything of the new content

[late nimbus]

@rigid epoch

[rigid epoch]

Not possible without mod

[late nimbus]

its without mod

[lethal birch]

probably bugged like kosatka always is-

[rigid epoch]

How can you bring Kosatka in front of Casino

It can't be

[late nimbus]

u just need zubrówka vudka for pavel

[blazing ruin]

You can put it on top of mount chilliad

Without mods

Or glitches

[rigid epoch]

How?

[blazing ruin]

Literally carry it using a bunch of avengers and lots of skills

[late nimbus]

u just need zubrówka vudka for pavel

[rigid epoch]

Lol

[late nimbus]

or just few toreadors to push it

[rigid epoch]

What offers we got this week can anyone tell?

[late nimbus]

but that requiere inf nitro glitch

[late nimbus]

get rekt

[lethal birch]

Oof

[lethal birch]

They just need to release GTA 6 ngl

That’s the online update that would last

[late nimbus]

kotaska op

its a car

[strange condor]

Don’t forget getting a bunch of tanks to push.

[ruby scaffold]

i wanna uplaod photo i cant 😦

[golden berry]

Must be server level 5

[late nimbus]

@hearty yacht it legit surfaced here

pavel drunk

[hearty yacht]

Sure 😉

[late nimbus]

look it legit says "ur kotaska surfaced here"

[hearty yacht]

Your*

you are actually incorrect

Im suprised there is no cooldown for messages

[hearty yacht]

That answers where my 900l went when i got the tequila

Pavel kept it all to himself and crashed the sub

what a dingus

[late nimbus]

lol

[golden berry]

Would last like 3 months

[lethal birch]

What

Fuck you

[blazing ruin]

The one I saw didn't use tanks since they couldn't drive up mount chilliad starting from the sea

[lethal birch]

[blazing ruin]

They used to push it but found out they could lift it

[golden berry]

Sp will last 3 months and online will most definitely be so microtransaction heavy not sure it will stick as much as the one you are playing rn

[blazing ruin]

Guess miniguns are no longer scary

[golden berry]

Try juggernaut next time

[blazing ruin]

[lethal birch]

I wanna waste money on jug

[lethal birch]

It’s all about the hype

[golden berry]

Hype can disappear as fast as it come

[lethal birch]

Monke

[lethal birch]

LOL

[blazing ruin]

I hate that mission, gotta drive for so long

[broken jackal]

I'm asking again but I'm not needing to earn for the kosatka cos it's for my dad what's a good base for a really unexperienced player to be able to play?

[whole copper]

Gunrunner

Fastest way to make money

And easiest

Fun too

[broken jackal]

K

[strange condor]

Wait so what is that? Some sort of deal?

[lethal birch]

Aame

[strange condor]

I’ve never seen that?

[blazing ruin]

New gen stuff

[strange condor]

Oh.

Looks cool.

[indigo sun]

Bruh

[blazing ruin]

I like how it didn't explode and just layed there like "I'm not dead, just lazy"

[modest zinc]

https://youtu.be/t-YH1xnEMR8

[indigo sun]

lol this is actually quite fun

[wooden pebble]

Gun running is preety fun nightclub is also vfun at the start

CEO is absolute bore

[slate raven]

Wtf i killed 2 players and my mental state changed to psychopath

Is this normal?

[fervent sleet]

I've killed tons and mine is stuck on 0

Weird

[indigo sun]

it's realistic 💀

do it irl and your mental state will also become psychopath

[slate raven]

Man just because i killed 2 mfs chilling on a yacht now i am psychopath

Rockstar logic

What’s really annoying is i am red on the map now everyone trying to kill me

[junior ivy]

you probably did something before it, Psychopath state can last for awhile, it takes roughly 16 player kills for full state. Maybe you were killing cops or something, fooling around idk.

[junior ivy]

doesn’t go up if in CEO/MC

[cold briar]

Bro he exists in real life !!!

[strange condor]

Dodging missiles is fun.

I was also in a lobby of low levels so I assume they don’t know how to dodge stuff.

[wooden pebble]

tats soo refreshing

[molten dome]

✝️

[wooden pebble]

what are they saying?

[molten dome]

He called them rats

[wooden pebble]

[lethal birch]

"Such a rat, the dickface"
"Only with bombs they can, shitheads"

[wooden pebble]

dhanks for translation

[lethal birch]

Np

[wooden pebble]

btw

wat language

[lethal birch]

Spanish

But you gotta be native xd

[wooden pebble]

[storm mica]

Thought u got invite from ballstorture

[tender coral]

Funni story mode shenanigans

[lean basin]

Funni

[light pike]

does anyone know where the recipe is?

[lean basin]

Look for a pile of dirt on the ground

[quartz grail]

tf is this

[light pike]

thank youuuuu

[quartz grail]

no option on rockstar support that covers this issue, as expected

had to file it under "gameplay progress"

@forest latch I am lifen't

[forest latch]

Dw in at half that

[quartz grail]

https://tenor.com/view/tea-tea-time-relax-snack-the-boys-gif-15593732

[forest latch]

Long time started playing in my earbuds as soon as I pressed play I’m dying 😭

[lethal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/honest-reaction-not-funny-unfunny-gif-23922490

[lethal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/corpse-husband-corpse-reddit-ifunny-gif-19360025

Imma get muted for posting memes

just florida things

SANTA

[ebon dome]

@hollow sail

[hollow sail]

oh god

[ebon dome]

kinda looks like a bird for some reason