gta-media

[icy axle]

no

[frail condor]

"we will rip all your backbones out"

[icy axle]

😂

[abstract cipher]

r u getting randomly dumped into spectator

[lethal birch]

Yep sadly

Guess no gta for a while

[abstract cipher]

lmao

[lethal birch]

First the ddos, now this

[abstract cipher]

tell whatever is doing that ur dad works for microsoft

[lethal birch]

No, but man I wish

[abstract cipher]

never had high hopes for this company anyways and wont expect them to fix within a week

[wooden garnet]

pfft

🥱

[abstract cipher]

L u got invited too

skill issues

[wooden garnet]

"pulled" is the more accurate term

but sure

🤣

[abstract cipher]

ye

lol they prob changed their name agian

[icy axle]

W

lmao

[wooden garnet]

🤣

[abstract cipher]

Check their pfps

Prob that ball guy

[icy axle]

he invited me too

who is that

[abstract cipher]

idiot modder trying to boost their kd

[icy axle]

🙄

[abstract cipher]

Imagine spending their entire day inviting ppl instead of just shooting everyone on an oppressor

[icy axle]

😂

[hasty steeple]

I have got so many like these

What are those

[sick pier]

i got no idea

[hasty steeple]

[abstract cipher]

Modders

[mild pilot]

cheating in video games🤡

[indigo sun]

what is this thing?

[lethal birch]

what is this mission?

[indigo sun]

just found it on free roam

[lethal birch]

oke

[lethal birch]

Prison

I hate this place so much

Its worst than Afghanistan

[modest zinc]

https://youtu.be/u4o1ntBzHRY

[merry cypress]

sus

[toxic portal]

anyone got a good mod menu ? dm me

[iron idol]

nah

[rough skiff]

bro what 💀

[toxic portal]

i need mods

[lethal birch]

Dont ask for that stuff on this server

[merry cypress]

gyes if you are getting into spectator change your targetting mode it will ask befdore switch

[iron idol]

lol

[rugged shell]

logs out to change targeting mode back because job is no longer available

[toxic portal]

ok

[winter wren]

when you are so scared that you forgot how to open the door

[lethal birch]

are mods legal in gta 5 online?

[iron idol]

no

it is illegal and against tos

[lethal birch]

then why are people using it

[iron idol]

they're taking a risk

[lethal birch]

and they are not getting banned

[lethal birch]

oh

[iron idol]

I didnt say you couldn't use it just saying it's not allowed/illegal

[lethal birch]

we wont get banned if we use it?

[iron idol]

I don't know

[lethal birch]

ok

[paper comet]

He sounds so defeated:

https://www.twitch.tv/postal_fee4?tt_medium=mobile_web_share&tt_content=channel

https://youtu.be/39xtcx5shUU

[humble hemlock]

MODDER PUT that musk on me how i take OFF xD

[primal haven]

I post starling getting destroyed again 🙂

L

[iron idol]

L

[cloud stag]

L

[wooden garnet]

L

[lethal birch]

$5 for GTAO is a Rare R* W

[iron idol]

when is that?

[primal haven]

Idk

[iron idol]

bruh

[lethal birch]

March 8 pre download and March 15 release

[lethal birch]

Is lester gay?

[iron idol]

no

[lethal birch]

W

[primal haven]

He made out with a girl already bro

[iron idol]

^

[wooden garnet]

baller

[tardy stone]

@lethal birch Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.

Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.

This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting

Requested by: @late nimbus

[late nimbus]

in ur dreams

[uneven tapir]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwBZvo0V4EA

Everyone please report this problem to Rockstar

[wooden pebble]

They are mighty aware

Should be patched along with e and e

[uneven tapir]

We need to threaten rs

[abstract cipher]

along with e and e

[uneven tapir]

?

[abstract cipher]

Literally a week lol

[toxic portal]

just beat gta story mode

in 12 hours

ezzz

1 more mission

[patent breach]

yep, unbelievably they actually bothered to acknowledge this mod

[wooden pebble]

@patent breach ur name

[zealous berry]

bruh I thought they fixed the spectator thing. I just got kickced for it

[golden berry]

I mean, the invite spam is still not patch so would not surprise me they took a week for that

[abstract cipher]

They won’t patch anything that quick unless it’s money glitches

8 yrs of taking aim at modder they never took the shot

[patent breach]

they were aiming with usb steering wheel, from andromeda galaxy, tough shot bruh 💀

[abstract cipher]

Not even a whiff they never shot

[lethal birch]

Why does everybody wants to b2b with diamonds what happend to panther

[iron idol]

nothing happened to panther

newcomers just dont have it

[lethal birch]

I don't have permission to add files ⁉️

[uneven tapir]

@lethal birch level up

[lethal birch]

Game is up on the xbox store but currently unavailable to purchase

[iron idol]

nice

[zealous berry]

Did they fix the spectator thing yet I’m so bored

[lethal birch]

Nope. I heard servers are down tho

[zealous berry]

So does that mean they working on it?

[lethal birch]

Maybe. Or they are preparing for pre orders and resets on people doing any kind of money glitch and have any suspicious activity on their account

[zealous berry]

Alr I hope they fix it soon cause I got nothing to do

[lethal birch]

How about chop poopy in the car

[next arrow]

uuuuh

if his ai can poop in the car ill catch him do it

[lethal birch]

Just mod him to do it

[next arrow]

i doubt i'll find any mods on gtaforum about "more chop pooping locations"

[lethal birch]

Btw gta lobbies will now be 32 players

[next arrow]

and if i manage to do it myself it will just go through the fucking seat

[patent breach]

They always were?

32 players

[wooden pebble]

Screen exposed

[wooden pebble]

That is correct

[lethal birch]

Was it? Thought it was always just 30 max

[wooden pebble]

30 playable spots and 2 spectator spots

[lethal birch]

Aaahhh

That makes sense

[wooden pebble]

[patent breach]

Nah bro, 32 players, i have had sessions with 32 players

[lethal birch]

Ive never seen a session of 32

Always 28-30

[patent breach]

Spectators don't show up on player list

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/boi-aint-no-way-boi-gif-22591242

[lethal birch]

Then how do you know they are there

[patent breach]

Exactly, 32 player slots on pc atleast

Console is just catching up

[lethal birch]

Console and pc been the same since 2014-15

[golden berry]

2 more slots ? take my 100$ for the online and a shark card rockstar

[lethal birch]

Modders

[patent breach]

pc always had more players, console is just empty

[lethal birch]

I dont think console show spectators as part of the lobby count

Because ive had someone spectate me in a full lobby before

[patent breach]

yeh could be

[wooden pebble]

Chao stop spitting too much fire ....it's getting hot in here

[shell horizon]

@iron idol uhh

[iron idol]

yes

how else

[shell horizon]

I did the bogdon problem with a friend but kdm what's that " ACT III"

[iron idol]

act 3

[shell horizon]

And I need to do something to unlock it right?

[iron idol]

I mean yeah

do every setup + prep

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/G75_MHI9ISE

[iron idol]

more like 1 in 2

[lethal birch]

Yeah

[blazing ruin]

Either happens or don't

[iron idol]

yep

but tbh it really is easy to happen

[lethal birch]

I was just chatting shit with my friend and then that happened I didn't even see them

[iron idol]

oh alright

[vagrant cedar]

💀

[iron idol]

fucking shit player

worst jet user

[light gate]

Has to be staged because no way

[dull orchid]

.

[nocturne otter]

How tf did he miss that much bru

[junior ivy]

and i thought i was bad 😭

[vagrant cedar]

idk bruh

[vagrant cedar]

it rly wasn’t he just grieffed me for no reason, well tried

[iron idol]

#memes-and-shitposting

[oak scaffold]

ballstorture look at his level for god sake

[iron idol]

hey that's me

[oak scaffold]

[abstract cipher]

2 seconds later the entire lobby will get blown up

[iron idol]

lol

[lethal birch]

One's gta and one's gta

[iron idol]

hmm

based

[summer hamlet]

Big black cow

[plush ether]

yeah big black cow, what else could it be

[cyan ravine]

karma wins bitch

you should've told him that

[wraith zephyr]

Big grape

[small cedar]

fresh

no literally

[cyan ravine]

LMFAO

[outer barn]

No, some jet players are just really, really bad.

[iron idol]

mid

[iron idol]

not possible to be this bad

[outer barn]

You would think

Like I could fly a jet better than these people at level 60 💀

[light gate]

Staged

It's one thing to miss but its another thing to miss and kill yourself in the process

[small cedar]

i need to buy a jet

[vagrant cedar]

💀

[vagrant cedar]

frrrr

[small cedar]

mid, spawn coul have been closer

[junior eagle]

That is really far from the compound though

[iron idol]

mid overall

[small cedar]

lmao how can a pink diamond hesit be mid overall

your funny man

[iron idol]

if you dont have panther

its mid

btw

who does cayo I swear shark cards are better

[small cedar]

uh huh...

[lost wolf]

Not that lucky

[small cedar]

if you set your escape as kosatka you can jump of the island anywhere and just swim away

or boat away

[outer barn]

Organized criminality

[outer barn]

Mid opinion ngl

[lost wolf]

It actually doesn’t matter what escape option u pick. It will let u finish by swimming away no matter what

[light gate]

W

[small cedar]

really?

[outer barn]

If you actually go for cocaine during cayo you need help (unless you don’t have 3 gold)

[lost wolf]

Yea

[small cedar]

but like, how do you get gold solo?

[outer barn]

Glitches.

[small cedar]

oh.

[outer barn]

If it’s solo ig it’s fine?

[lost wolf]

But how do u need help with coke. That’s solo loot

[small cedar]

i dont do those type of glitches

[outer barn]

I’d usually just take the painting in the office

[iron idol]

W take u mean

[small cedar]

what im saying

[lost wolf]

Yea u need help with gold not coke lol

[trim flint]

Average GTA little kid lobby camera angle sucks

And audio

[iron idol]

man sounds like he's eating his mic

[trim flint]

Dude speaking gibberish

[toxic portal]

How to ppl get so rich on gta online

[abstract cipher]

farm/mod/glitch although the first one is the best one

[junior eagle]

Is the more expensive driver worth? The guy that give 5% is usually good enough with the cars he provides

[outer barn]

Honestly you probably should just steal a police car to escape, that wasn’t my heist anyways 🤷‍♂️

[junior eagle]

Tru

[lethal birch]

e

[junior eagle]

The only best thing you need to get is a good hacker so you have more time in the vault, the rest can be shit tbh

[outer barn]

Yeah

Just get Paige. Everything else don’t matter

[slow shuttle]

Playing since 2015 😎

Well I played on my friends ps3 but that broke

[vale reef]

I love the anti lock on option with these new vehicles

Guy flew infront of me got off his broom and then tried shooting me instead of minding his business

[junior eagle]

He cant shoot u without lock?

[vale reef]

Also before I got in my own car I was acting like a low level just killing cops and crashing cars and it was actually fun

[vale reef]

No

[junior eagle]

Most griefer can do that, i guess he sucks then

[junior ivy]

me in my jet with thermal vision active

[outer barn]

Cayo perico exists

[junior eagle]

Speed run gtaO

[vale reef]

Hiding in the sewers because sweats don't know that they exist

[junior ivy]

not even sweat

if you’re still in that session

invite me

i’ll show you what a sweat is

[vale reef]

[junior eagle]

Wait what, dude has oppressor but doesn't know about sewers?

[vale reef]

That guy left after I ran him over

[junior eagle]

[junior ivy]

not a sweat

either they just bought it and wanted to goof around

or a novice to using it

sweats do not use Mk2’s

[vale reef]

I just consider any mk2 attacking me a sweat cuz I am bad at pvp

[junior ivy]

just telling you right now.

[vale reef]

[junior ivy]

We love our Lazers.

we also love our eject kills

ight, back to elden ring

[vale reef]

Anyways look at this sick grind

[toxic portal]

Last time I played gta was in 2015 I remember all the memories of going to mount chilliad

[vale reef]

The first time I met my bestfriend was when I crashed his helicopter on the side of Mount chilliad and we were stuck there for an hour

I have not spoken to him in like a year and half

But for 5 years straight we would talk everyday and then he went to college

[lethal birch]

Hello

[mild pilot]

steal a helicopter at the police station

next to the casino

[wind crystal]

chad move steal heli in front of cop

[mild pilot]

also is the inv hack fixed?

[outer barn]

I mean if they gonna shoot you just for looking at them who wouldn’t want to steal in front of them

[dapper scroll]

I want to send photo why can’t I send photo

[mild pilot]

be level 5

[dapper scroll]

Oh

[craggy pond]

@vast harbor 💀 look at the level

99999

[lethal birch]

20$ for the online/story bundle on xbox
10$ for just online (50% discount for 3 months)
10$ for online/story bundle on playstation
Free online for 3 months
Pc i assume will be free via an update on the 14/15th

[vast harbor]

seems legit

[lethal birch]

Cayo is better

[craggy pond]

he must be grinding the game since stone age 💀

[craggy pond]

that is literally what im doing all the time ;-;

[lethal birch]

Currently sitting on 20 Mil + just from cayos

Im set for transfer

[craggy pond]

imma just stick to doing stuff solo

[zealous berry]

has the spectator bug been fixed?

[patent breach]

Preorders now live for gtav, which released in 2013 🤡

[wooden garnet]

epicness !!!!!!1!!

[patent breach]

He is our pride

Pc exclusive feature

[abstract cipher]

Modder exclusive to pc only

Great advertisement material

[frail condor]

not real

[light gate]

who is ballstorture

[junior ivy]

your mom

[abstract cipher]

gottem

[karmic terrace]

How do I stop modders from getting me to spectator mode?

[junior ivy]

i think ballstorture is doing this purposely

maybe he’s fed up like all of you, so now he’s starting a problem in hopes that it wakes R* up

[blazing ruin]

Can ppl still buy shark cards even with the spectator glitch?

[lime orchid]

yes

[blazing ruin]

Idk how shark card purchases work, never done them

[blazing ruin]

Well, then his attack is completely useless

Gotta attack the shark card business to wake R* up

But tbh what would be the point of buying shark cards if u can't even play?

[lime orchid]

Thats probably the only part where security comes in

Social club security is nonexistant

[rustic skiff]

Sniped a griefer out of his jet

[icy axle]

ew

[dapper scroll]

Fr

Lol

[icy axle]

🤢

[frail condor]

looking at your outfit I'm convinced he's not a griefer and you're just a tryhard getting kills on randos

[rustic skiff]

No, I would not consider myself a tryhard. That outfit is just something I made a while back since I liked the orange on it

[junior ivy]

Rome

can you stop being a goofball

for 2
seconds

:w

[frail condor]

looking at your outfit I'm convinced he's not a griefer and you're just a tryhard getting kills on randos

[junior ivy]

hushh

stop with the shitposting

[rustic skiff]

[lethal birch]

yes

those are trees

[junior ivy]

sussy

[lethal birch]

ya trees

[winter wren]

bro

i swear to fucking god

i did this for 3 hours

it was 2:07

and it didnt count when i land here

[lethal birch]

LOL

[abstract cipher]

[winter wren]

after 3 fucking hours

[patent breach]

These courses look different

Ohh story mode , i forgor about that

[icy axle]

forgor

[winter wren]

tonya after telling me to tow again

[lethal birch]

HAHAHAH

[junior eagle]

Warned him, that i was fighting another greifer and for him to not get involved, then he continues so i roll them both. And now they hide near their apartments so they can go back inside if im coing

[lethal birch]

[alpine badger]

not a tryhard but does kill himself right after he kills someone a mile away lol

[frigid coyote]

whanna play with someone

ik but its not active

[lethal birch]

Greatness

[dusky timber]

ayo

[golden berry]

ps5 ready to catch fire

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/ps5-playstation5-next-gen-consoles-playstation-video-games-gif-18480134

[iron idol]

PS5 😱

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/ps5-destroy-console-war-gif-19244920

Wait for slomo please

[patent breach]

Buh whay?

Ps5 is an unbeatable value....hardware wise if bought at msrp

Everything else about it sucks yeh.

[lethal birch]

"There has been an issue with joining GTA Online, get yo ass back to storymode"

https://tenor.com/bLWpV.gif

[lethal birch]

Im about to get it for my ps5 as well

[golden berry]

1 star review

[lethal birch]

It was like that all day yesterday

[iron idol]

who are those

ppl

[lethal birch]

Idk

I’m just a leaker

[iron idol]

source?

[blazing ruin]

GTA 6 CHARACTERS CONFIRMED 😱 😱 NOT CLICKBAIT

[golden berry]

In the latest r* article. https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/9k922a7212kao3/pre-load-gtav-and-gta-online-on-playstation-5-and-xbox-series-x-s

[iron idol]

oh lol

[lethal birch]

[iron idol]

man you called yourself a leaker when the source is from rockstar

[mild pilot]

mr cunt ftw moment

[junior eagle]

normal day in GTAO?

[frail condor]

sure

[iron idol]

normal day in GTAO ON PC*

[lethal birch]

my controller dont react to my pc pls i need help

[past dirge]

chilling showing off cars na

[blazing ruin]

Is ur car floating?

[junior eagle]

Uh, no? Shadows look scuffy

[lavish quarry]

caught "Goated" in person

but he left

[iron idol]

nice outfit

could've gotten white bp

[lethal birch]

R u really this stupid?

So?

[iron idol]

are you?

[lethal birch]

What an intelligent answer

[iron idol]

calling yourself a leaker
source from rockstar

where literally everyone can read from

[lethal birch]

If you didn’t know already, ofcourse i’m not a leaker and that was sarcasm

That shows how dumb you are

[lethal birch]

• everyone can read it, but still you asked for the source

Idiot

[patent breach]

@wooden pebble starting story mode today, how long will it take me to get 100% completion achievement?

[iron idol]

i did read it lol but I just wanted to verify bozo

[lethal birch]

I know i’m not the guy u asked, but approximately 80 hours

[patent breach]

[lethal birch]

If you’re a speedrunner, 10 hours

[patent breach]

Yes

[junior ivy]

[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

rip you

[patent breach]

I will speedrun

[junior ivy]

he left right after

[lethal birch]

Ps or pc?

[junior ivy]

he knew he wouldn’t last without his god mode

[lethal birch]

Ohh

[patent breach]

After 6500 gtao hours, story mode should be easy

[lethal birch]

Damn u just gained 500 hours in only 1 minute

[patent breach]

232days spent

[patent breach]

How much is that in hours, figure it out

[primal silo]

yeah its normal day

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/darkviperau-rambling-meme-gif-20011979

Ask him

[crystal island]

🤨

wait

nobody cares if i go first

[iron idol]

[wooden pebble]

[sick pebble]

Images ain’t loadin

[wooden pebble]

Discord

Some problems

[vagrant cedar]

these grieffers man 💀💀

[light gate]

Brotha reposting

[wooden garnet]

uff these grieffers 🙄

that jet was funny though 🤣

[red loom]

i remember one time some dude bought a yacht, invited the whole lobby to it and one dude didnt join then just blew up the yacht with his jet and then killed everyone on the beach when they respawned so many times

[iron idol]

cool

[winged fjord]

@pearl fern

[iron idol]

[primal haven]

Damn that’s stupid as hell

[iron idol]

pog

[golden smelt]

what's up with it

[flat cypress]

Wym

The error?

[golden smelt]

yea

[flat cypress]

I just didn’t have enough space lmao

[golden smelt]

ohh

[flat cypress]

I deleted a game it’s fine now

and downloading currently

[golden smelt]

that's the problem we have in ps5 lol

[flat cypress]

fr

[lethal birch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/921803443151208508/950894608240492544/86752418-E7BD-488B-9FB4-7C52E59CCEAD.jpg

I love gta

[iron idol]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[lethal birch]

I definitely didnt wait till 12 am just so i could be the first to buy it

[flat cypress]

This is bypassing here so I would delete it

[lethal birch]

Gonna get it for my ps5 as well

[low crescent]

hehe, I love trolling
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/948218847243145241/950905395587735592/Get_Trolled.mp4

[frail condor]

Modder mentality

[low crescent]

i gave 'em guns and ammo afterwards so all good

[lethal birch]

🤣 👍

[hearty rivet]

that background is fucking hot

[small cedar]

okaaaaayy...

[flat cypress]

only 13 mil

Jk

[frail condor]

hydra, rogue, rhino in 1 video

[craggy pond]

its kinda tight place also

why would anyone drive around the bunker

how many times you get stuck

xD

good one

wot

[quick river]

Listening to this brings me back to 2013 every time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_5z4n5TZ2Q&list=RDMM3a0tH0fkvW8&index=3

[iron idol]

[steel spindle]

[light gate]

🤨 Option B...?

Why'd you kill micheal

[crystal island]

skill issue @pastel heron

[slow shuttle]

This looks like it was taken in 2013 wtf

Or maybe it is

[light gate]

it's not

[nocturne otter]

#memes-and-shitposting

[wooden garnet]

💀

Joe Biden more like Joe Biding His Time Before Jail 💀

[mortal reef]

The look on the man’s face is priceless HAHA

[thorny escarp]

Wyd

What’s good bro

[frozen stone]

https://www.quora.com/What-is-a-tryhard-on-GTA-Online-How-do-you-identify-one

[merry cypress]

6 Gold 1 Painting

[golden berry]

But Tequilla

[merry cypress]

no it was ruby

[light pike]

pogu

[rugged shell]

Damn

Too bad you can't take all that solo

[modest zinc]

Not even with a grabber

[rugged shell]

You'd need about 4 people to get almost everything

And then there'd still be gold left behind

That's why if there's less than 3 stacks of gold, I leave it behind and take coke and paintings

That's how I get such fast times and it's quicker. It pisses me off when someone says they're a pro or that they'll follow you and then immediately run off or into enemies (and then they blame you/you gave them a fair cut and they say it's too low)

[light gate]

You can pick up the 6 gold with 4 people.

[lethal birch]

Bulletproof helmet says all I need to know about you

[rugged shell]

But it's 66% space for a full stack

I need to do some math to calculate this

Oke so yes 4 people could pick up all 6 stacks with 1 bag having 4% space left

But that would mean potentially having to split it up equally which ends up being a similar amount to just running it solo and also taking much longer whilst finding people who aren't stingy or are terrible

Yes it helps other people get money too but chances are if they're pro at Cayo, they don't really need the money

[zinc forge]

how do i get rid of this

[winter wren]

holy fucking shit

[iron idol]

what's that

[winter wren]

triathlon

3rd one for some uh hobby thing i think

[slender wolf]

LF modder dm me if u Can Give me cars

[tardy stone]

@slender wolf, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg

Requested by: @iron idol

[primal haven]

Cry

[wooden pebble]

This was fixed 1 day ago

[broken jackal]

Gta v upgraded and advanced coming to ps6 2028

[patent breach]

How tf do you up strength in sp? Is there any boxing minigame like shooting range?

[snow spear]

Play golf and tennis.

[patent breach]

[iron idol]

oh god

would be a shame if someone was on a oppressor mk2 and decided to come visit

[junior dome]

Surprisingly we didn't get blown up lol

[half pawn]

That would be some ez kd

[iron idol]

ong

if only I was in that lobby

[lethal birch]

Looking for friends that will be on alot Dm me

[tardy stone]

@lethal birch, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @supple moon

[half pawn]

(:

[agile wedge]

https://youtu.be/2GF1OV2clWQ

New vid homies

[half pawn]

I will check it out

[lethal birch]

Nice I subscribed

[light gate]

If 2 people can pick up 3 gold then 4 people can pick up 6.

[half pawn]

Damn he’s smart

U go to mit or something

?

[light gate]

Unwarranted sarcasm?

[half pawn]

Nah that was a compliment from my heart

From a very real and deep place

[agile wedge]

Thank u g

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/cap-thats-cap-eyeglasses-selfie-boy-gif-17626520

[lethal birch]

[wooden pebble]

nice photoshop

[golden berry]

Clickbait there's 2 wings

[wooden pebble]

trailer in 2hrs hrs

[lethal birch]

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/crycat-crying-cat-crying-cat-thumbs-up-thumbs-up-ok-gif-22851318

[low fractal]

https://gyazo.com/66b310333febe028567b99c6e214b9b4

reWASD lets me use my paddles to trigger pointing, social action, push to talk, and phone

[pearl fern]

when you play on xbox but you want to be a pc player

[low fractal]

Or when you take driving, piloting of any kind seriously

But having the chatpad is nice

[wanton flame]

[wooden pebble]

@lethal birch

https://youtu.be/IeKlckhHlrc

[lethal birch]

[wooden pebble]

[lethal birch]

[wooden pebble]

The trailer will come out here

[lethal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-sure-about-that-gif-18238502

[wooden pebble]

[near knot]

You do realize he was messing with you right?

[lethal birch]

I know

Cake is my friend

Isnt that right @wooden pebble

[junior ivy]

he isn’t your friend, guy

[lethal birch]

Shush guy

[junior ivy]

don’t call me guy, buddy

[lethal birch]

Shush person

[near knot]

Dang

[patent breach]

Where is it tho?

[blazing ruin]

Weird Grey background

[broken jackal]

Thoughts on this car u get if u transfer from old to new gen

[edgy anchor]

It is indeed a motor vehicle

Jokes aside I'm largely indifferent to it

[broken jackal]

Its like a gr86 or a new brz

[edgy anchor]

I know

[lethal birch]

Where trailer

[dusky timber]

toyobaru is a

[edgy anchor]

Don't forget about the FR-S

[iron idol]

[deft shell]

🗿
Don’t mind the among us I was bored asf ok 💀

[abstract cipher]

[iron idol]

amogus

[lethal birch]

i'll see you all on the streets of los santos!

[crystal island]

this is actually how you get free cayos

[iron idol]

ew golf

[crystal island]

have you even played it

[iron idol]

yes and I always lose

which results in my hate for it

[crystal island]

of course

[lethal birch]

[iron idol]

lol

[minor tundra]

this was very annoying

[crystal island]

be embarassed

[lethal birch]

Never played golf in gta in my life

[iron idol]

ong

u gotta have time to waste to play that

[crystal island]

they made me spend an hour

couldve done it for 5 minutes

[lethal birch]

Was hoping they slipt up and let me play early. This the start up btw

To GTA ps5

?

[hollow onyx]

Anyone know what’s the best vehicle for races

[wooden pebble]

no trailer

[lethal birch]

Xbox Series

[wooden pebble]

@lethal birch

No hi

[crystal island]

i made this jacket look even more swag

[lethal birch]

Hi jeb. No trailer

[lethal birch]

We do a little trolling

[unborn stump]

Woh

[lethal birch]

I do le funny

[unborn stump]

Someone tried doing that to me and failed

Dramatically

[lethal birch]

What happened

[unborn stump]

He retired early

[lethal birch]

[broken jackal]

???

[unborn stump]

What about it?

[broken jackal]

What does it mean

[unborn stump]

Hey you know that character you’re playing as in xbox one?

[lethal birch]

Whatever you story mode progression is at. You can save it and have it transferred to the new version of gta v.

[unborn stump]

you can bring them to E&E for the new gen

[broken jackal]

Didn't have an xbox1

[unborn stump]

What do you have?

[lethal birch]

Similar to doing an online character transfer

[broken jackal]

Ps but it's saying platform migration so don't that mean like ps to xbox and the same thing the other way around?

[lethal birch]

Online character transfer is more simple tho. The new version of gta v will just ask u if u wanna transfer hour character

[lethal birch]

Yes. However if you bought sharkcard money on ps or xbox. That money only stays on the console u bought it on

[unborn stump]

1. Yes
2. If you’re a PS player why do you have an xbox tag and name?

[broken jackal]

I have a series x now

[unborn stump]

Oh

Well basically you can transfer your character from the old GTA to the new E&E

[lethal birch]

U will be able to transfer your ps4 character to the xbox series x version of gta

[unborn stump]

Simple as that

[junior ivy]

time to get a PS5 and grief

😈

[frail condor]

ok 👎

[blazing ruin]

On E&E?

[junior ivy]

maybe

[blazing ruin]

But...

[wooden pebble]

Iam cake not jeb

[wooden pebble]

[wooden pebble]

Friday trailer bromise

Thursday no cause weekly event

[abstract cipher]

Tfw jems autocorrect to jeb

[lethal birch]

E.t.

[modest zinc]

https://youtu.be/XjG52bA8mEA

[lethal birch]

😂

[indigo sun]

bought all the boats

[iron idol]

man is that some boat in the sky

[indigo sun]

flying dutchman 😳

nah, it's just ontop of maze bank

[compact whale]

Can you hook that boat on the cargobob?

[ember rapids]

you say that as if you normally see boats on the roof of a bank lol

[indigo sun]

yep, hook it 9 times you end up in space

[indigo sun]

xD

[lethal birch]

My bad i mixed jeb with jems

[lethal birch]

5 more days

4 more days if your in Australia

[lethal birch]

Me a ps5 user who could’ve gotten online for free but instead wanted the full game since it was just ten dollars

[raven gyro]

10$ what do u mean its 29.99 for me

[sonic kelp]

Lol

[lethal birch]

How tf

Online is free and story/online bundle is 10$
While on xbox its 10$ for online
And 20$ for story/online bundle

[broken jackal]

What would they name this edition?

[lethal birch]

Unless your talking about the ps4 version of gta

Im talking about the next gen version

[lethal birch]

Kids edition

No guns, no cursing

No grand

No theft

No auto

Downgraded and compressed

[broken jackal]

Motor bikes nahh Scooters
Turf wars nahh we got nerf wars
Cars heck no we got the cozy cruisers

[edgy anchor]

I mean they put doom eternal on the switch, so...

[light root]

0kay

[wooden pebble]

https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/o3a97751o2k787/get-double-gta-in-short-trips

[light root]

also can you tell this one thing
i have stolen 32 vehicles but i only have 31 in my garage and that's because i sold one car earlier sometime so should i start selling or add 1 more car to the garage

oh okay

thanks

[wooden pebble]

best game mode

[light root]

for sure

it's crazy though how it's been 4 years and they still didn't fix it

[lethal birch]

E&E in five days. Change your name

[golden berry]

E&E bad, remove it

[primal haven]

What is that

[golden berry]

e&e is the ps5/series xs version

[primal haven]

Damn

[broken jackal]

💀 10 years

[golden berry]

feel old ?

[iron idol]

amazing!

[hardy quail]

anyone wanna play gta

[wooden pebble]

been busy

[wooden pebble]

u is mod

[storm mica]

Drive better

Wow message deletus

[wooden garnet]

poor message retrieval skills

🥱

[abstract cipher]

skill issues fr

[frosty flicker]

yo anyone got a gta account? i can get?

[iron idol]

!rule 10 @frosty flicker

[tardy stone]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 10

Advertising, begging and trading are prohibited. Exceptions apply to trading of strictly in-game GTA content or services (e.g., "Help me sell crates and I will help you with your heists").

For

@frosty flicker

Requested By

@iron idol

[static ravine]

Sad story

Sry would have some fun

[vagrant cedar]

can someone tell me why this won’t work

[crystal island]

try moving to the left when you press the d-pad

[vagrant cedar]

kk

[vagrant cedar]

didn’t work

[crystal island]

do it until you get it ig

[vagrant cedar]

f

[near dragon]

try the one on vespucci beach

[vagrant cedar]

kk

[near dragon]

i never used the one in the office

or apartment

[iron idol]

?

[lethal birch]

NOO IT DIDNT WORK

[iron idol]

black?

[lethal birch]

Let me try again

i tried playing fortnite onit

i have to play verrticly

like up

[iron idol]

yes

vertically

ik

[lethal birch]

maaan it isnt working

shit i wanna show but i cant

idk what to play on my phone

i got warzone

WARZONE MOBILE

[tropic terrace]

@winged fjord bro

As soon as I make it to cayo

Game screwed me

[winged fjord]

🫂

[trim flint]

Damn

[chrome spire]

hm

[vagrant cedar]

feels so good to beat my grieffers like this

[lethal birch]

Nice

[lethal birch]

Whats this car

[sleek oxide]

Penumbra FF pretty sure

[sleek oxide]

You should go into first person while sniping and try to take more shoes rather than lining one up

I promise you’ll become even better

[vagrant cedar]

ok ok thx

[vivid mist]

had to get 2

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/943660307585335356/951676939557548092/unknown.png

[indigo sun]

no more cayo perico 💀

[abstract cipher]

put the submarine in the water

[celest spade]

Drink pisswasser and die with your Kosatka.

[golden berry]

Make sure to tie Pavel and let the sub burn

[indigo sun]

alright

[modest zinc]

https://youtu.be/NIEee0fVQHk

[earnest obsidian]

Capatain we have a problem

[fervent moss]

Someone comment for comment on steam profile?

[patent breach]

[dusky timber]

GOOD

[mystic turtle]

Penumbra FF, I have one like it.

[untold oar]

That's some epic music you got

[wooden garnet]

😎

[sick pebble]

sad i could only get a screenshot of half the cars as the rest showed up slowly after that picture was taken

we was using ramps at airport and shit

good vibes for a pc lobby

[earnest obsidian]

Trevor in his natural habitat

[celest spade]

Rare for a pc lobby

[indigo sun]

fuck Dre

[light pike]

:O

[lethal birch]

Thanks

[lethal birch]

Did it also spawn u in the sub with your weapons?

[indigo sun]

i job warped into the interior

[lethal birch]

Oh for me. Since im on console. Someone invited me to do cayo, but the game bugged so i spawned in their sub with my weapons, and 2 other people spawned but they didnt know they could use their weapons. So i killed them

[indigo sun]

lol

[lethal birch]

Thats how i also found out that the sub interior is placed under the mountain near the dam

[junior ivy]

1-0 lzzz

[lethal birch]

I thought i was in the water, but when i looked for the people I killed and they were at the mountain near the dam looking for me. Weird that rockstar would put the sub interior under a mountain

[junior ivy]

it’s not really weird

each time you start a job

you’re always in some weird part of the map

[lethal birch]

True

[junior ivy]

if you use Doomsday warps

you’re in mount chilliad

doesn’t matter what facility

you’re just always in it, at the time of warping

iirc the sub spawn when you join a cayo perico, is some where near N.O.O.S.E HQ

and weirdly enough, N.O.O.S.E HQ is actually where Diamond Casino takes place, when you enter it.

hmm, I see

[iron idol]

?

level up

to

5

[junior ivy]

#memes-and-shitposting

[lethal birch]

Funny but u should apply for #memes-and-shitposting

[junior ivy]

it’s fine, if you can’t post there, just dm mod mail

and acquire shitposter role

[sick pebble]

i host da best pc lobbies

[iron idol]

oh lord

[lethal birch]

[real gulch]

"Welcome to gta online"

[lethal birch]

Epic

Lucky didn't happens to me, I only get plane inside my house

[keen igloo]

Why u modding

[agile wedge]

https://youtu.be/HwLwzkEIGX8

[wooden pebble]

[golden berry]

Ma man bet his whole life on this hand

[flat path]

when uhh the uhhh

[iron idol]

uh

seems like u need some new wheels

[lethal birch]

01 LOS SANTOS

[astral rock]

Crew makes sense

[junior ivy]

respect our god mode

[hallow tendon]

It's my tiktok crew

[upper fjord]

I was wrong im 3.03 apparently 🤔

[hallow tendon]

🤏

[upper fjord]

Ingame says 3.05 though

[hallow tendon]

Yeah it's glitched like that

Weird rockstar glitch

[junior ivy]

if there’s that much of a gap

it’s fragile

[hallow tendon]

What

[junior ivy]

idk how explain

[upper fjord]

R*s coding is very fragile 😅

[junior ivy]

it’s some math shit

it’s not that fragile

mine has a 0.01 fragile

so after like 10-12 deaths it goes down by that much

but there’s people with a 200+ fragile where they die once

[hallow tendon]

My kd is fragile yet I'm the same as you

[junior ivy]

this is how people need to be

when it comes to kd

[hallow tendon]

That's my main account

Og account I mean

[iron idol]

243 KD is low

[flat path]

why so high?

[upper fjord]

That aint high

[flat path]

you a tryhard?

[upper fjord]

nah

[flat path]

let me guess, you grinded KD?

[upper fjord]

Just been playing on and off since day one

[flat path]

so if someone randomly kills you just go and on and kill them 3 times back?

[upper fjord]

you really tihnk i grinded out 48.1k / 15.7k deaths intentionally? 😛

[flat path]

well I mean some people do grind KD

[upper fjord]

Depends on the person, i hardly pvp anymore

[flat path]

I mean like some people go and flex with KD for some reason though just griefing constantly to get it high

I'm just happy that my KD is over 1, that means I kill more than I get killed

[hallow tendon]

@flat path

[upper fjord]

I'm more likely to get shit on these days in pvp but when your at 40k/10k it takes alot for your kd to go down

[flat path]

that amount of grinding... why

[hallow tendon]

And up. Pretty much frozen

[hallow tendon]

Cos I only play gta to kill

[upper fjord]

Yeah that too

[flat path]

oh my god

why

[hallow tendon]

Fun

[flat path]

ruiner of games

a griefer...

[hallow tendon]

Ruiner of gta

[snow spear]

I just made mine a funny number.

[iron idol]

there is some kd glitch?

[snow spear]

Nope.

[iron idol]

oh ok

[blissful maple]

Does anyone know anyone thats nae used t be tokyo duck or somthing like that plz let me know

[snow spear]

I'm a New York Swan, and I know a Peking Goose. No Tokyo Duck tho.

[winged fjord]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNPEzIqTnV4&ab_channel=Gtamen

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

Ty

[iron idol]

🤣 #memes-and-shitposting

[lethal birch]

Yeah yeah sorry😂

It was to funny 💀

[iron idol]

delete it b4 mods see

[patent breach]

this is skerry, host kicked me out of casino heist and now i am in this abandoned arcade...which is apparently right beside noose headquarters

[wooden pebble]

Nuub

[patent breach]

[wooden pebble]

Arcade interior is under that spot

[patent breach]

ik, i still find it funny how the map works in gtav

[wooden pebble]

Kosatka interior is under maze bank

[minor pine]

bruh

💀

[patent breach]

casino heist itself is under noose headquarters, how ironic lmao

[wooden pebble]

@patent breach heyyyy...... that's how any 3D works..... the aim is to not everything has they are.....they aim is to make them look as if they are there

If did some blender, unreal engine etc stuff u might get an Idea

Unity

[patent breach]

dont unreal load in new 3d spaces with new cords for diff areas?

[wooden pebble]

[patent breach]

yea?

no?

idk

[wooden pebble]

Unreal is a game software

That is all

[patent breach]

well i mean the game it is based on

[wooden pebble]

No it's all made intentionally like that

[patent breach]

ok

[wooden pebble]

Once u learn some game coding....u will no longer be able to enjoy

Sadly

Cause u know how it works

It's like magic u go wow...but if u know the trick its ........

[patent breach]

idk, i think it makes it that much more enjoyable

imho

[wooden pebble]

Not like that.....but......a lot of faking goes around

As I said.....things aren't actually how they seem to be

[patent breach]

[wooden pebble]

It does encourage you to learn more but for gaming I lost a bit of fun

Madam nazar is goated

[junior ivy]

hold lzzz

[summer hamlet]

👍

[iron idol]

Fuck

[junior ivy]

Grinders up globally????

[summer hamlet]

Nah they'll still hold that L

[junior ivy]

you holding a fat L rn bro

R* gave u that L

[iron idol]

fuck rockstar

[summer hamlet]

I don't even own a next gen 😂