gta-media

[wooden garnet]

LMFAOO

absolute gold

[indigo sun]

haha

[abstract cipher]

Jesus Christ

Rofl lmao lol xd

[wooden garnet]

lol lmao

[abstract cipher]

I go now

[wooden garnet]

💀

[lethal birch]

interesting scenario yesterday when i tried to play pacific standard heist

invincible lester 😤

[lethal birch]

ayo wtf

imma try this rn lol

[indigo sun]

satisfied LD Organics customer

[lethal birch]

Where did u find this thing lol

[wooden garnet]

what thing

[lethal birch]

nvm

i found it but i cant get it to stand against the wall lmfao

[patent breach]

Heres a fact, cayo cameras take a good 3-4s to detect, so you can directly run through them without ever triggering them.

Same as casino cameras tbh, except cayo cams have even shorter cones

[wooden garnet]

ik, but I've had that cam bug out on me so many times I just destroy it now

same as the clip, it detected it almost within a second

and I was barely inside the cone

[patent breach]

The cones actually extend in front

While they are reduced from side

They seems to detect faster if you are aiming/taking cover/standing as well, tested with casino cams too

[lethal birch]

nvm i got it but realized theres nothing in that room fuck me lol

[mild pilot]

personally it's just better to avoid cams

[patent breach]

When i run with known ppl, we never bother with cam, just run past them like nothing

[iron idol]

tf is that

[lethal birch]

Gta 6 map design

Vice city and South America

Looks cool

[iron idol]

70 gbs right there

[wooden garnet]

😨

[iron idol]

belt

[wooden garnet]

vrunx

vrync

brunx

brynx

ye

[iron idol]

[spare lagoon]

[lethal birch]

GUYS

Nvm wrong chat

[neon thicket]

Looking clean

[lethal birch]

yep

i made the theme the exact same as my Comet custom

Ew

[neon thicket]

That's not nice

[lethal birch]

make me

bruh just ignore it

why

[iron idol]

sure

[gloomy hinge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27Wx2Uh1aRs

[lethal birch]

elegy retro custom

BTW

[gloomy hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/kkona-vibing-cool-sunglasses-flex-gif-17125601

they should bring k rose to online

[lethal birch]

yo is pavel just straigt up eating a whole bownl of beans?

or is that red caviar?

[gloomy hinge]

??

what do you think

[gloomy hinge]

altho I don't think pavel could afford red caviar anymore

[lethal birch]

Not if you steal a tiny panther statue

Oh yes daddy~

I swear if i get another tequila in the next setup ill quit

[gloomy hinge]

set ups

[lethal birch]

A rip off avenger

Who asked

[gloomy hinge]

[lethal birch]

Ur mom

Also why are being harsh on me? Lol

[lethal birch]

joe

[gloomy hinge]

pc player

does set ups

[lethal birch]

Is it just me? Or i jump down the tower so i can respawn fast

[gloomy hinge]

who's gonna tell him

[lethal birch]

?>

?

[gloomy hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/hide-the-simpsons-bush-bushes-hermit-gif-5786484

[lethal birch]

yeah tell me

[gloomy hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/replay-corl-repeat-playback-gif-19673479

[lethal birch]

uhhh yeah i do replay heists

lol

[gloomy hinge]

are you sure

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squidward-funny-gif-22414982

[lethal birch]

Lol yeah

[gloomy hinge]

does set ups

[lethal birch]

Where do you think i grow money in gta?

???

[gloomy hinge]

anyway

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[lethal birch]

im just really confused

What is

[lethal birch]

The bogdan submarine

it looks exactly the same

that's bigger

youre right

[wooden pebble]

Easter egg

Drug trade

[lethal birch]

@wooden pebble

hi

[wooden pebble]

Oh nvm itsa sub

[lethal birch]

[wooden pebble]

@lethal birch Rubio does say a lot of war

[lethal birch]

I like u

[blazing ruin]

I just wanted to be friends

[wooden garnet]

did that idot just ewo before shooting the rocket

[lethal birch]

its sad how gtao is not as friendly

[blazing ruin]

He shot a rocket but game fired 2 for some reason, if that was a ewo, that was the dumbest ewo I've ever seen

[wooden garnet]

looks like a sticky to me

that is dumb as fuck

[blazing ruin]

Why would he put a sticky on his cargo? That's so dumb

[wooden garnet]

doesn't look like cargo, just a reg old mule

[blazing ruin]

It's cargo

[wooden garnet]

hm

[blazing ruin]

I followed him from further b4 the clip starts

[iron idol]

man wtf is this truck

[blazing ruin]

Sasquach

[iron idol]

damn, how much?

[blazing ruin]

Apocalypse cuz it's the first in the list

[blazing ruin]

I used 3.9m on it

Maybe won't need 400k so about 3.5m

[iron idol]

alr sure

[blazing ruin]

Buy the rat truck and upgrade it to an arena war vehicle

[iron idol]

yep

[blazing ruin]

It can park on top of buildings

[iron idol]

bruh

khanjali guy was mad deparate to kill

wtf did u do to him lol

[blazing ruin]

Pushed him a bit and he thought I was a griefer

Didn't even destroy his cargo or killed him

[iron idol]

lol

[blazing ruin]

It is an arena war vehicle but I stopped following him when I saw a npc shooting at him

[lethal birch]

11 days till E&E

[wooden pebble]

n ew harir @patent breach

[patent breach]

Looks like a high schooler cosplaying as agent for his gf

[lethal birch]

fib badge doesnt look good with it imo

to an extent I would maybe put the iaa badge for the extra waist badge

[wooden pebble]

[lethal birch]

[wooden pebble]

https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/172872k8a375k8/gtav-and-gta-online-coming-march-15-for-playstation-5-and-xbox-series

[wanton flame]

new license plates!!!!1111

[lethal birch]

fire

[wanton flame]

actually a decent info dump tho

[weak idol]

???

what about legit money

that doesn’t transfer??

[wanton flame]

[iron idol]

no

[severe garnet]

What they meant is purchased money can only be transferred to a newer console of the same “family”, so PS4 to PS5 and XB1 to XSX

[weak idol]

Alright thanks mate

They’ve worded it better now anyway

If you click on it again it’s changed ahahah thanks anyway

[finite light]

They didn't fix the fenders.

This be looking sexy though.

[golden berry]

Your screenshot only concern shark card money.

[patent breach]

it was a typo

they fixed it now

[wooden pebble]

[wooden pebble]

it wasnt a typo

the ss was out of context

[patent breach]

oh

[hazy hull]

nice...

literally at LSIA and I do own a hangar

[golden berry]

Most griefer take the lsia hangar , like that no need to cross the map for a lazer

[blazing ruin]

Npcs refuse to brake

[wooden pebble]

@patent breach

[finite light]

Can anyone confirm the vegetation "upgrade"?

[wooden pebble]

will be like in pc

[robust acorn]

add me ceevenito69 i am level 250

[patent breach]

Pc on max vegetation and texture still don't look like that, those are new textures, which is always a welcome

I'd guess AI upscaled textures, so basically all the shitty problems of definite edition textures will be here

An example of problem already shows on the next gen trailer they published, where lester is seating on double chair

[wooden pebble]

what in the .....

random cop bike in the street

after i leave autoshop after customising

[patent breach]

take it, its a sign agent cak

[wooden pebble]

its a sus bike

siren sounds dif than car

it kicks me off the kick once i get on

[abstract cipher]

prob a modder spawned bike

[wooden pebble]

invite lobby

we dont do pblic loby nonsense

[lethal birch]

yes it is

they dont spawn anywhere ingame. \

[abstract cipher]

modder vehicles usually get carried to other sessions on the client side

[wooden pebble]

...........DO YOU UNDETSTAND ITS AN INVITE LOBBY......

the bike kicks me out once i get on

[abstract cipher]

sometimes u see ppl randomly floating or in the floor cus only they can see the modder vehicle

[wooden pebble]

so its not made by moder

[patent breach]

Yes cak, but modder spawned stuff can stick with you, until you literally restart game

[wooden pebble]

butbutbut.......i never been in a popublic lobby

[abstract cipher]

some modder made npcs shoot each other with railguns and friends in another session i jjoined cannot see them and then they jsut died immediately to the air

[patent breach]

Then its a leftover from resupply

[abstract cipher]

modders are pansies

[wooden pebble]

its not from modder

[abstract cipher]

[wooden pebble]

iam in invite lobby

never been to public lobby in months

[abstract cipher]

well they can rid join inv only lobbies

[patent breach]

You do play adversary modes

[wooden pebble]

yes but they needs my id

and no one joined

its a game bug or something

[abstract cipher]

afaik they can join without their name showing on the list

happened to undead

[wooden pebble]

iam certain no modder joined

[abstract cipher]

some dude has been booting him offline for days

[wooden pebble]

this makes sense now

[patent breach]

They can join in cayo island , so thier names dont show up,no blip either

[wooden pebble]

i played a mission wwith a guy who was modding

[patent breach]

Then from cayo, they torment you in los santos

[wooden pebble]

[patent breach]

Yes, mr rubio is taking his revenge by giving modders safe place

[bleak citrus]

i just spent 9 million in 3 minutes

[abstract cipher]

modder joined my johnny guns mission booted undead offline but not me somehow

[patent breach]

Probably a guy of this server that got muted by undead

[abstract cipher]

actually,,,

[patent breach]

Then came back with alt to join and crash him

[abstract cipher]

dude made like 30 alts all got beaned

[patent breach]

V sadge,mr zelnich needs to pay and hire some actual anticheat devs

Or just slap on any third party anticheat ffs

[abstract cipher]

they would more likely hog the shark card money

[patent breach]

Nah, theres some other reason, anticheat companies needs some source code, rocksta is probably too arrogant to share it, thus no third party anticheat

[fading vault]

Lol i have no idea why anyone would restart for 4 mil

Unless they spent there money horribly

[abstract cipher]

🚮 company

[patent breach]

It probably is targeted at players that started playing after ene got announced

[blazing ruin]

Didn't someone say it's so new players aren't left behind?

[fading vault]

Bro we all know they gonna get opressors first

Lvl 5 with an opressor

😭

[blazing ruin]

And cry when it doesn't do shit

[patent breach]

Well yes, even i would, it's the most useful vehicle

[fading vault]

Theres still limited cars with anti lock on

[blazing ruin]

For grinding

[fading vault]

They will kill themselves many times with opressors lmao

[blazing ruin]

But moc, nightshark and even auto aim works great agaisnt the mk2

[fading vault]

But its gonna be annoying when they start griefing thinking 5k is worth it

[blazing ruin]

Imani tech is not the only effective counter to mk2

[patent breach]

Nah, after paying the price of mk2, they wont think 5k is anything

My cousin started gtao before cayo, and the first thing i got him was the mk2

No, ofc not

[abstract cipher]

i regret getting mk2 without tb

[polar notch]

Imagine Aku #1

[iron idol]

@primal haven ?

[primal haven]

Wdym

Who saying that?

[polar notch]

Guys on That Server here

You a nice guy

[golden berry]

A friend bought the mk2 without tb when we joined pc cause "i want to fly, cars are too slow for missions"

[polar notch]

But Bro this is entertaining

[primal haven]

@polar notch accept friend request real quick

[polar notch]

I did.

[abstract cipher]

"imma just use this to grind"

famous last words

[golden berry]

The day i see him grind is the day i know his account has been hacked

[junior ivy]

still can’t stand them

[golden berry]

He prefer doing cayo to pay the bunker research instead of doing resupply missions

[blazing ruin]

I just bought 75k everytime

75k = 2 researches = 450k

[golden berry]

And he paid the 250k to just skip the research everytime

[blazing ruin]

[golden berry]

He's most likely robbing agent 14 instead of el rubio

[polar notch]

Dont wanna Df?

[patent breach]

How, with paid research he is making agent 14 more rich than me

[iron idol]

doing vehicle cargo rn gimne a sec

[polar notch]

Im not talking about now, Just later, because you didnt respond to my Dm yk

[late nimbus]

world trade center 2.0

[iron idol]

bruh..

images captured moments before disaster

[late nimbus]

ye

[late nimbus]

images captured after disaster

[iron idol]

seems like that guy was a modder

that plane is no reguale plane in gta

[lethal birch]

The PC experience in GTA online

[late nimbus]

yes and i shooted it like 50 times and it didnt blow up

[iron idol]

lol

[iron idol]

fr

[deft canyon]

Rarely tbh

[paper comet]

John Wick enter GTA universe:

[iron idol]

poggers

[winged fjord]

@sacred lake

[paper comet]

People actually gonna buy that crap

Other than content creators

[iron idol]

alot of people will

[paper comet]

Ya ps5 noobs

And ig peeps who got $70 to spare

Just for an extra five fps while in game. Worth it. W

[iron idol]

most people will just use someone with a ps5 to migrate there progress

[iron idol]

lmao

[paper comet]

Makes more sense to do that

[winged fjord]

@hushed estuary

[hushed estuary]

But it’s still unclear whether I can upload to both consoles

[paper comet]

Most likely not

For ps4 and xbox one u couldn’t

Only once per sc account

[golden berry]

Most ps5 player most likely don't care about the sp and will just use the online standalone given for free

[iron idol]

next gta purchase I'll ever make is gta 6

e&e = scam

[golden berry]

They quit using e&e

[paper comet]

Exactly

[paper comet]

Well ya. No duh aha

[lethal birch]

https://youtu.be/kd1h09nuUac

[dusky timber]

extra 45 fps you mean

if not 50

[wooden garnet]

@storm mica I didn't expect JFL to be moaning in vc while I joined 😭

[storm mica]

I would rather hear him laugh

[wooden garnet]

he did

when he reversal'd ghillie with a stalker rifle headshot

cool link

[lethal birch]

PC

E&E

E&E looks better

[iron idol]

yh

[lethal birch]

Rate the fit 1-10

Guy I poop in my pants

[dim siren]

lmao theres a gap right here

[lethal birch]

If u like it then it s a 10 💪

GUYS I POOP IN MY PANtSSsSsSSssSsSsS

[forest tapir]

Noice

[iron idol]

[young thorn]

Guys look at this nerd

@fresh heart

[iron idol]

ok

[dusky timber]

well it better fuckin look better after 9 years of development don't you agree

[lethal birch]

Yeah and imo it should be a free upgrade for everyone

[paper comet]

Oh mb i meant -5 fps.

In case u didnt notice playing online orbital canons your fps.

So no its not guaranteed 60

Especially full lobby

Im back

[iron idol]

welcome

[lethal birch]

How do you guys send pictures and videos ?? I cant

[frosty horizon]

:dynoError: The Autoroles module is disabled in this server.

[iron idol]

ikr

[indigo sun]

improved the emblem again, i should probably stop working on it lol

[half dawn]

I feel like sprigatito was made to be memed

[indigo sun]

lol, it's literally weed

[frozen stone]

@brazen cipher

This was like 2 winters ago

[brazen cipher]

Thats sick

[dusky timber]

but current gta on ps4/x1 is also not guaranteed 30 not even 10 is guaranteed

so looking at it from that perspective it's an extra 50 fps

[paper comet]

Wishful thinking but ok

[frozen stone]

I wish since the game is so old they'll just push a bunch of events like Christmas and Halloween on us

Would make it more entertaining

Like every week it's another event

[paper comet]

Regardless I couldn’t careless, i dont play ps5 anyways even tho i have one.

Pc now

@dusky timber

[dusky timber]

same tbh

[frozen stone]

Just chilling in my moc

Nothing wrong here

[paper comet]

Wdy play on @frozen stone

[frozen stone]

Ps4 @paper comet

[frozen stone]

Where is that

I've never seen that place in my life

[paper comet]

Add me, PSN: JasonEliasV__13

If its wrong ill check what it is

[frozen stone]

I added ya

[paper comet]

Ok coo

[indigo sun]

it's under the map

[snow spear]

I have pictures in the winners circle garage too.

[patent breach]

Where is this place?

[snow spear]

The comedy club.

[patent breach]

How do you get there?

[snow spear]

On PC? Mod menu. Otherwise, I dunno.

I do this on XBox.

[patent breach]

Yes, how did you get there on xbox?

[snow spear]

Using modified jobs.

Can't get there directly.

[patent breach]

Care to link that job?

[snow spear]

Won't work on PC.

[patent breach]

Look at my tags.

[snow spear]

Jobs are platform specific.

Lemme look right quick.

[frozen stone]

@indigo sun very cool

[fleet atlas]

Why can't i send photos here

I just wanna send funni thing

[snow spear]

Need a certain level.

[fleet atlas]

Bruh

[junior ivy]

last session i was in where i was ddos’d

i’ve tried everything today again, still no luck

i cannot connect

i’m just gonna call FiOS and have them provide me an iPV6

[frozen stone]

@brazen cipher

For the vibe

@junior ivy jesus

You know who did it atleast?

[junior ivy]

yeah

[frozen stone]

Did you report it

[junior ivy]

reporting on xbox doesn’t matter

they don’t give a fuck

i’ve been DDoS’d more than i can count with my own hands

reported everything single one

nothing happens

[frozen stone]

Then police cause it's not good they have your ip, they could pull records for everything after that

[junior ivy]

getting a new connection soon

[frozen stone]

Also bro prob stupid enough to stay active with that acc

[junior ivy]

and i’m having a VPN on

and a fucking octosniffer on top

😐

[frozen stone]

Try getting a binary router that changes it proxies

Thats even better than a vpn

[junior ivy]

dynamic IP better

[frozen stone]

Yea

[junior ivy]

i’m gonna revisit their game and taunt them

[frozen stone]

You can legit pull the email that acc was made with

Give me the Xbox gt

I'll ruin this guy irl

[junior ivy]

nah, that is some sus shit

i’ll do my own resolve

but what i do know is, i’m joining them again when i’m on, and i will taunt them

and i will 5-0 them

[frozen stone]

Happened back on bo2 all the time, people went to jail for a long time for that

Prison actually

[junior ivy]

funny

yeah ik

ddos is federal offense

[frozen stone]

They won't dare hit my ip it's a federal domain

Bros ass would be grass

Oh do they

[junior ivy]

imma go chill on elden ring

goo bye

[frozen stone]

Byebye

[lethal birch]

The mk2 is not in the right place it's supposed to be in the trash

[junior ivy]

another crappy grinder complaint

🥱

[paper comet]

Zamn, date nite.

[crystal island]

i think i did a good job

i HAVE to spend at least 300k on clothes now

[hearty rivet]

Oppressor for Griefing:
Oppressor for Travel:

[paper comet]

@crystal island whos that

[crystal island]

my

character that doesnt have everything

[abstract cipher]

first death by

[crystal island]

first time i died on my new character was when my friend killed me when we were going to buy clothes

[lethal birch]

Back?

Just a normal loading into lobby

[bronze tiger]

war never changes

[lethal birch]

genius rockstar design made this possible - one of the 10 plane spawns in the entire map can lead straight into a yacht's no fly zone

[unique quartz]

Lzzzzz

[abstract cipher]

@lethal birch cant join

send inv

[lethal birch]

restarting game

loading issues

[abstract cipher]

ong

[frozen stone]

@lethal birch I had issues with that yesterday; the owner would integrate a fight then put on no fly zone as soon as he felt threatened

Then will turn it off to get a cheeky kill

But I avoided it lol

[lethal birch]

it doesn't seem like he did that on purpose, just he wanted the defences on and Rockstar's design made it that way

[frozen stone]

Naw he.legit turned it off, and he'll get close to me and turn em off

But I already know how to counter people coming out of passive so it's a gg for him

Also killing players in passive aka jump out of car and run em over

But I digress

[snow spear]

It's called Passive Decking. Use an Arena Car, kills them.

The spikes don't care if they are in Passive if nobody is in the car.

[dawn nacelle]

Literally just logged onto gta and there is some random guy on my submarine

[low sequoia]

He’s a drunk Russia with a dark past don’t fuck with him

[wooden garnet]

pfft

just take off backwards

skill issues 🥱

[abstract cipher]

fr

skill issues

[][][][]

[golden berry]

666 me

[patent breach]

How about QQ ing you

[wooden plume]

xD

[primal rampart]

@wooden plume

[wooden plume]

dm me

[flat path]

I don't get it

[abstract cipher]

Npcs can’t drive

[lethal birch]

they also like messing us up

sharp 90° trun right into us

[polar notch]

Karen Level 20

The only thing i could do

To prevent Karen to make more jokes

[flat path]

yeah but why would he drive off a ramp lol

[lime orchid]

Why not

[lethal birch]

What are the chance lol

[lime orchid]

The answer to everything

[wooden pebble]

[frail condor]

holy

holy shit

[wooden pebble]

noose my trusted officer

[modest zinc]

https://youtu.be/jPN4NBYNhlM

[wooden pebble]

whats he saying

[sick pier]

good stuff

tho u dont require the clean vehicle

but upto you

[wooden pebble]

see the cut

u will understnad wats goinon

[patent breach]

Cake is rich again

[hazy hull]

5.21 KD before I happened

[wooden pebble]

so fun

[hazy hull]

-1 KD after me

[patent breach]

Real fun is looting inside the vault without any timer

[frail condor]

LOL

[wooden pebble]

he left

iamma be happy with my honest monies

[patent breach]

Cayo when?

[wooden pebble]

never

i like to earn money not rob mony

[patent breach]

Theft is in the title, cake

[wooden pebble]

water plant dlc when

[patent breach]

Try fivem

They have all the irl jobs

[frail condor]

poisoning all the water in los santos 💪

[wooden pebble]

we should get ALL INFO regarding e and e on tuessday

[patent breach]

Cake, i think ene is not in 12 days

On pc

[wooden pebble]

or monday

[frail condor]

12 centuries

[wooden pebble]

online it is

wat u dont understand is.........the main target of e and e is to make consoles as good as pc....

[patent breach]

Nah, they didn't say a single word about pc, we might be classed as last gen

[wooden pebble]

wat u dont understand is.........the main target of e and e is to make consoles as good as pc....

[wooden pebble]

THE GOAL OF THIS TO MAKE PS5 AS GOOD AS PC

So theres nothing to add to pc

except content

[patent breach]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-sure-john-cena-ru-sure-about-dat-gif-14258954

[patent breach]

Butbutbit, max texture is not new textures, ps5 getting new textures

[wooden pebble]

since console trash compared to pc. they making it as good as pc

[wooden pebble]

literally this second gta online has support for raytracing and 4k ingame

without mods

[patent breach]

Gtao has raytracing? Where tho? Rn?

[wooden pebble]

yos

[patent breach]

[wooden pebble]

raytracding like the imagines they should in the newswire

[patent breach]

What's the option called?

[wooden pebble]

not the cringebag mods raytracing

[wooden pebble]

it not an option

eveything in there is allready raytraced 4k

[patent breach]

[wooden pebble]

that is if u have the correct pc

[patent breach]

I have 2018 laptop

I am kinda scared of ene on pc, might make my laptop go below 30fps with all the flashy shit

[wooden pebble]

u needs a 4k monitor first

and if u have a 180 fresesh rate monitor.....story can run 140 fps and online 90 fps

[patent breach]

Im fine with my 40-50 fps

[golden berry]

I started to code it it'll be added with the cnc dlc

[patent breach]

I saw you sneaking outside my arcade

[golden berry]

Yeah i'm waiting for you to leave the arcade to kill you with my orbital cannon mk2

[patent breach]

You are not taking those trophies

[golden berry]

Well i guess that mean you are ok for the shirt

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/miners-haven-gif-22324115

[patent breach]

Personal attack

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/monsters-inc-boo-hug-big-hug-gif-24350322

[iron idol]

Doge

[frail condor]

weak

[golden berry]

doggo is an elite sniper/driver/pilot

[hazy hull]

XD

[frail condor]

does he piss and shit on the floor

[hazy hull]

XDDD

I will ask him right now

HELP

[frail condor]

throw a molotov

[hazy hull]

UMMMMMMM

[frail condor]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SKIN

[hazy hull]

IDK

DISTURBING

HE TURNED INTO MONKE NOW

[hazy hull]

crispyyyy

[patent breach]

Ah yes,all online modders eventually return to thier true forms, the monke

They should be kept in zoo

[wooden pebble]

Chao u Imani enjoyer

[patent breach]

Neh

She boring now, i enjoy gtao now

[wooden pebble]

[magic plaza]

3/10

[frozen swallow]

Monitor pic>>>

[eternal rapids]

Wow my PC Crashed when Epic Games finished installing GTA anyone know how to fix GTA

So I dont NEED to reinstall GTA

[golden berry]

A ban for 25$ that's cheap

[vale bay]

The culmination of 50 flimsy pieces of paper, nice

[minor tundra]

I managed to transfer the juggernaut pants onto the glitched juggernaut outfit

[lethal birch]

10 days till E&E

[lethal birch]

it’s not gonna have many changes

[golden berry]

10d till gta pc with ray tracing on ps/xbox

[tardy stone]

Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.

Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.

This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting

Requested by: @oblique maple

[karmic wagon]

L

[agile oar]

Sorry Lester

Deleted if for you 🙂

[lethal birch]

Oh whale

🐳

[safe nexus]

Is pariah fastest car

?

[raven ocean]

no

i dont know the exact fastest but the entity xxr has a very high top speed

[iron idol]

yes

without boost

with boost it's toreador

[edgy anchor]

Uuuh

[iron idol]

it's not toreador?

[raven ocean]

with boost is the vigilante

at 147 mph

[iron idol]

reever with wheelie:

[iron idol]

dont accept

[median panther]

ballstorture

[iron idol]

ik

[lethal birch]

In terms of natural top speed yes. You can even google search it

[slim trail]

you cant even block him its stupid

[abstract cipher]

It’s just a dumb bot just ignore it

[lethal birch]

Me who does the speed glitch to do 200+ mph

Lower the car by shooting the brakes on all 4 wheels. And pop the 2 front tires

[iron idol]

works on any car?

[lethal birch]

Not every. Only certain cars. Futo, adder, infernus, elegy custom work i know that

[iron idol]

bet thx

[lethal birch]

You have to shoot each break until you see the car visually lower twice

And then pop the 2 front tires

[iron idol]

alr sure

[blazing ruin]

The brakes? U mean just shoot the rims right?

[lethal birch]

Yea rims but i always do brakes

[blazing ruin]

I can't find the brakes, I just shoot the rims and hope it doesn't blow up in my face

[lethal birch]

As long as you dont blow the tire

[iron idol]

shit content as usual

no

this isn't fortnite fortunately

[patent breach]

its just a mk2 weapon skin, just buy it in any weapon upgrade table

idk, prolly green tint or smth

this ain't fortnite, all weapon skins of mk2 can be accessed in weapon table or if normal weapons, skins be accessed in amuunation gun shop, nothing hidden, no cringey name

[coral flare]

@lethal birch go here, kill people inside, get diamond, drive to lose cops, then go to objective marker

[broken jackal]

First 100 Mill on xbox jo kosatka only took 15 days 1hrs 30 min a day 😃

[wooden garnet]

nice

[lime orchid]

Katsuka*

[broken jackal]

No the sub is kosatka

[wooden garnet]

🐱 ?

[lethal birch]

Ok thanks ill do that later cuz i just need to do the client jobs for oppressor mk2 trade price rn

Then ima do that sounds fun

[iron idol]

every pc player

[wooden garnet]

every

single

hour

lmao

[lime orchid]

Every 10 seconds, more like it

This one appeared before the twitch names.

[frozen stone]

Lol

[amber oyster]

i got both

[mint lotus]

Are those joggers?

[deft canyon]

Those are cargo pants

[mint lotus]

Rip,trying to do something in dm

[scarlet prism]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLU9j4tt/

[frozen stone]

Spooky players vs facility scientist

[crystal island]

el drip

[frozen stone]

Drippyyy6

[indigo sun]

do not smoke near gas stations 💀

[abstract cipher]

smokes near gas stations

[frozen stone]

Hehehe

Drink then drive

[indigo sun]

[blazing ruin]

Dumb griefer can't grief

[indigo sun]

texting and driving while drunk

[iron idol]

lmao

[nocturne otter]

Average noob jet pilot, doesn’t even know how to straf, how to fly smh

[blazing ruin]

He rage quit after 1 death, probably glitched his way to lvl 1111

[abstract cipher]

Quitting immediately is a way to prevent kd loss iirc

[crystal island]

another outfit

[nocturne otter]

He doesn’t look like a Kd warrior, most of the kd kids are better in jets than him cause they main on ghost org+jet kill only.

[abstract cipher]

Wannabe then

Lel

[nocturne otter]

Yea, or he might have ragequitted cause he lost to a normal player, tct dude is not even a pvp player

[blazing ruin]

Well, I don't usually start a fight but if they want to, I'll be the most annoying person you'll find. I'm talking rc cars, khanjali, ewo, ghost, driving away with a nightshark

But that was a lucky shot with the rpg tbh

Usually I'd be dead there

[nocturne otter]

Your weapon loadout doesn’t look like a typical pvp player’s one

[storm mica]

👀

[nocturne otter]

Heya edi

[storm mica]

hey

[blazing ruin]

I got rid of some weapons so it would be easier to change between them

Tbh I don't even know how to make custom loadouts + joystick drift makes it hard to change weapons sometimes

Anyway Vroom vroom

[frozen stone]

@indigo sun perfect

[vital snow]

anybody down to fist fight

[lucid heron]

😧🔥🔥🔥✅

[hallow tendon]

Fuck that would've pissed me off

[frail condor]

how long did you grind for that kd

[nocturne otter]

“ Fear our KD”

[junior ivy]

respect our god mode

[hallow tendon]

Played on this account on and off for maybe a year

[hallow tendon]

Yes

[wooden pebble]

[nocturne otter]

[hallow tendon]

@vagrant cedar

[indigo sun]

3hrs of work and probably 1000 shapes 🗿

[patent breach]

Original furry character?

[indigo sun]

no

[lethal birch]

NICE SHOT

[upper fjord]

Man it must suck knowing at least one death is going to lower your KD

[crystal island]

reposting my silly compact car

[crystal island]

E6⁉️⁉️

[nocturne otter]

One death lowers 10 or more

[lethal birch]

!lev

[severe compass]

go to bad sport lol literally every lobby has like 10 kids in god with 2000+ kd

[plush ether]

goddamn

[indigo sun]

E69420💀

[crystal island]

i need that

[plush ether]

the game trolling me lmao

[frail condor]

I love this

[iron idol]

lmfao

[patent breach]

Sounds like just another (quieter) pc lobby

[severe compass]

well i’d imagine pc is worse since u can actually mod but ps4s bad sport lobbies are so bad for god mode kids

[blazing ruin]

I'd love to piss them off using passive mode

[modest zinc]

https://youtu.be/_5MZew5H2qI

[iron idol]

lol

[light pike]

fellow Reddit user

[snow spear]

Reddit...

[frail condor]

aren't you on r/gtaonline though

[snow spear]

I mean, I used to be one of their Crew moderators.

There's some good GTA stuff on Reddit if you're willing to wade through a lot of garbage first.

[hallow tendon]

I've gone to badsport so many times

My next time on all 3 of my accounts is 8 months

[patent breach]

[calm oasis]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/CNQBozHYQ5cGD3JNyNfXEpR3wLSiJrTc8YaC4gGYlpE/https/i.imgur.com/pAALJ4C.png

13 hours later

[iron idol]

[severe compass]

do u actually enjoy it? i think it’s ass

[meager cliff]

https://streamable.com/wmtsjx

less go 15 fps

[wanton flame]

wtf

nice toaster

[left mauve]

@agile gorge "Smells poor in here" lol, poor compared to me :^)

[junior ivy]

person with skill issues

i absolutely enjoy my time in bad sport

[left mauve]

I got put in it thinking people would be a challenge. They're just.. not

[minor tundra]

my attempt at niko belic

[iron idol]

nice work

[wet sonnet]

nice

[patent breach]

cuzin, lets go bowling

[severe compass]

it’s nothing to do with skill, i contest every legit player but when it’s a 50/50 split of god moders and good players it’s kinda boring

like if it was all good players i’d enjoy it cause then it’s constant fights but every fight i get into a god moders comes and ruins it

[junior ivy]

snoring

[spare kraken]

Moaning

[hallow tendon]

No I switch accounts

No low levels and grinders to grief in badsport

[severe compass]

true

no free kd to farm in bad sport

[frozen stone]

Niko let's go bowling!

[lethal birch]

just changed appearance, what do you guys think?

broo he really be staring in the screenshot

[lime orchid]

atleast not avarage tryhard look

[lethal birch]

is it decent tho?

[lime orchid]

Yea

[hallow tendon]

🤮

[lethal birch]

How so?

[junior ivy]

he’s messing with you.

you should see his character, he’s being ironic.

lmao

[hallow tendon]

Fe ic

[hallow tendon]

Weeb

[crystal island]

looks like hard rock nick if he wasnt that rock hard

[crystal island]

so dumb

the gif version was better

[lethal birch]

I just won the car let's fucking go

[light pike]

Pogu

[iron idol]

pog

[snow isle]

the man the myth legend

[crystal island]

who is ballstorture

[iron idol]

modder that invites every pc player

for kd

[crystal island]

i will remember that

[kindred willow]

God bless armor plating and armor upgrades on my truck, he even got me back on course for my GPS

[iron idol]

[native wyvern]

And what the fuck does that mean

Explain in fortnite terms

[iron idol]

it means gta is having some issues

[native wyvern]

I said fortnite terms

[lethal birch]

where did u took that SS ?

[coral flare]

inbound btw

L

[coral flare]

reddit

[native wyvern]

Guys in fortnite terms it mean rockstar is getting absolutely shitted on by a third party and rockstar cant build veacuse they got no mats so rockstar will not be able to get to arena rank 6

[lethal birch]

have anyone tried

[coral flare]

@sharp grotto

[sharp grotto]

thanks man

[cyan ravine]

@coral flare what are the port numbers?

the one that is in the example or wot

[vital snow]

Did it work????

[hearty belfry]

fax

[coral flare]

yes 61455-61458

[coral flare]

yes

[hearty belfry]

i'd rather not play gta than go through all the effort just to get a semi-average gaming experience

[coral flare]

it takes like

30 seconds lol

[hearty belfry]

nope

im not gonna do t

[coral flare]

your life your choice idc

[cyan ravine]

im going to test it

@coral flare wait do i need to do it in inbound rules or outbound rules?

[coral flare]

DOESN'T MATTER ITS NOT WORKING ANYMORE

[cyan ravine]

FR?!?!?

BRUHHHHHH

[coral flare]

BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
gonna go touch grass brb

[cyan ravine]

THEM MFS MAN

[zealous berry]

is anyone else getting kicked from the game for like a spectator thing?

[cyan ravine]

its a bug its happening to everyone rn

[zealous berry]

cringe

[cyan ravine]

fax

most people say its a modders attack

i agree with them

IDK?!

[brittle umbra]

guys why because all of a sudden I'm kicked out of my session and I start watching other players I didn't click on anything and it's doing this all the time

[proud zenith]

Rockstar is really sucking rn

Some huge hack ig?

[cyan ravine]

Yup

[iron idol]

someone spilled coffee on some plug

[wheat ingot]

It looks like the "force out" is happening periodically for me.

[lavish shale]

https://youtu.be/LwBZvo0V4EA

the most stable gta online experience

[brittle umbra]

yeah is this

i think is hacker attack or code error

[west mantle]

gtao players now discovering real life

[abstract cipher]

Is this a bird

[sharp grotto]

whats the port numbers?

[lunar socket]

ill go to call of duty

[coral flare]

shit does not work anymore

[lethal birch]

this didnt work

[slow crown]

Y'know, I may have not responded but I read your message.

[coral flare]

@lethal birch

[lethal birch]

oh i see

so we are fucked

fuck it im going to play rdr 2

[lavish shale]

hehe

[iron idol]

nice

[outer barn]

Coolest spot in gta change my mind

[blazing ruin]

Coolest? U mean hottest

[outer barn]

Uh oh

[blazing ruin]

Oh u're dead

[outer barn]

Yep. Exit is all the way up there

[gleaming grotto]

He actually plays GTA instead of mass inviting? Shocker

[zealous berry]

have they fixed the spectator thing?

[tawny sand]

i hope

[iron idol]

Yeah

[junior ivy]

spectator teleport shit?

[iron idol]

wow

[hearty belfry]

ITS THE DEMON

[lunar socket]

plot twist: someones using ballstorture to spoof their name

[ocean void]

💀

[storm mica]

thank you for your service

are there not a single normal car on ps

[blazing ruin]

There is, just not on car meets

[storm mica]

i feel like people would do that to their irl cars if they had the money

thank god they don't

[blazing ruin]

They instead add a lot of cheap useless stuff that won't do shit to their car

Then remove some parts to make the car louder and claim its something else instead of admitting they just removed parts

Some kid at my school did that, he claimed a part of his bike fell off while on the highway but everyone knew he just took it out to make it sound louder. It's just cringe and stupid, won't pass inspection

[storm mica]

haha loud 2010 honda accord go boom boom

loud = fast

[blazing ruin]

An electric car would probably go faster

[junior ivy]

imma be real, no one cares. Not because you they did that, but because no car in that meet looked good.

[ocean void]

That’s not me bro I found the video on TikTok and share it here cause it is funny

[junior ivy]

so whoever did that, dudes a savior.

a messiah, even.

[ocean void]

I just find the video funny man that’s not me 😭😭

[junior ivy]

i know it’s not you

i’m just saying the guy that did it deserves a trophy

like, no sarcasm. I mean, genuinely.

[ocean void]

😂

I hate when people do car meets and there are cars with bennys wheels 🤦🏿‍♂️ are some bright ass color that doesn’t even match

[storm mica]

"bUt iT lOoKS sPecIAl aNd uNIquE"

[ocean void]

It’s not realistic

[blazing ruin]

Just because it isn't legit doesn't mean it's unique, b2b is also not legit but it's more used than actually playing legit

[indigo sun]

69420 👌

[iron idol]

nice emblem

how long did it take

[indigo sun]

about 3hrs 💀

[indigo sun]

considerably harder from sprigatito which took me 30 minutes

[ocean void]

I like it

I would join the crew just to get that emblem

[indigo sun]

lol

[iron idol]

ong

[gleaming grotto]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwBZvo0V4EA

[crystal island]

same

[vagrant cedar]

bro 😐

[proud zenith]

Is the hack thing over? Is gta playable again?

[junior ivy]

skill issue

[bright wagon]

Fastest at to get money?

[frank oracle]

is it fixed or not?

[gleaming grotto]

no

[lunar socket]

mans been playing since ancient times

[zealous berry]

Is the spectator thign fixed?

[crystal island]

man..

[indigo sun]

🗿

[crystal island]

give it to me NOW

[patent breach]

so ballstorture can now bring in people WITHOUT CONSENT to his session?

i have been getting this invite screen nonstop, fortunately i was in aim assist or i think it would have joined the session

[mortal reef]

That's why I stop playing gta online

ballstorture is really torturing my ballsack

[patent breach]

[wooden garnet]

🤣

[gloomy kraken]

My first vehicle cargo sell mission in a long time

[abstract cipher]

conga

[gloomy kraken]

Some fun times

since ages

[frail condor]

thought that was 🇨🇳 until I realized it was 🇯🇵

[patent breach]

Chinamen cannot speak English

[abstract cipher]

[][][][]

[dim siren]

just got forced into a loading screen in the middle of a sell mission

and then forced into spectator mode

fun

[bold flume]

lol

[abstract cipher]

still not fixed yet, i see

[patent breach]

It's at least going to take a month, meanwhile console merge glitches are fixed in 2 hours

At this point why even keep gtao pc servers online

[abstract cipher]

bad company

[sick pier]

bruh

[patent breach]

Go donate a kidney to ukraine now

[frail condor]

smoothbrains be thinking that putting the ukraine flag in their bios will help them win the war and now this?

[abstract cipher]

tfw that russiaputin guy changed his name to balltorture and now this

well thats just a theory

[wind crystal]

a game theory

[abstract cipher]

perhaps

[lethal birch]

[patent breach]

That looks like console chat

Console has text chat right?