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you sound kinda pathetic ngl
I most definitely will not
I'm not listening to someone with an anime pfp and who uses pepe emotes ironically
I used it unironically
much better
thanks
that was ironic
ou
🗿
which best of em
Toreador, but still easily countered
GTA irl

9mm in the brain
monies
reality : you can not afford to pay the mechanic 
been on this dam machine for 2 hrs not 1 pick
Rigged
When your broomstick missiles don't work.
Came across this guy yesterday 😂😂😂
😐
😐
@frozen stone you in zedx?
base montage
you guys ever eat without yt?
That's actually a pretty meta question
well?
the joke flew over your head

RIP Xbox 💀
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oh
either way, he’s got a faulty factory one
also,
fh6 takes a lot of power to run on a regular one
Tank
Remember when people took advantage of the ability to afk races
it tok u 5h to write this?

Good mornin

you are now feeling what i felt on my first 50 tries 
masacre lmao
@patent breach r* ain't even making Newswire for rdr anymore

this news brings me more joy than ene releasing in 14 days 
Professional Botta make a 8 min vid tomorrow

EpIc fAiL rAnT
FIB agent approves 
Wats tat outfit name I forgot

the shirt is suspender shirt i think
well well well
how tf
It's a fun vehicle until stuff like that happens
^
@graceful vessel
a full bag which only has weed in it is 3x 147k ?
Full bag of weed = $443K.
Note bag and stack
🌲 hard
i m spee d (its not that hard)
i would not know 👍 😁
god mode moment
epik
best cayo speedrunner right here
bruh
That’s tequila 😂💀
d
GTA Online
I dedicate this video to my friend @hinikolai (politeparrot). Thank you my friend for always being a great help to me whenever I needed it.
You dragged me into this and it all started with a Nightshark. 😂
Viele Grüße an dich. 😘😅
Outfit created with BEFF
Clip made by me 😃
My Twitter:
https://mobile.twitter.com/daniel_hill2022
Join...
What? 😅
mhm
i've done faster but props to you 
reporting is a waste if time
Idk why I can't send the report
he won't get banned
Hhahaha
- That’s a game feature not a hacker
- People won’t get banned in game if u report it here
- Dm modmail to reporting for server matters such as scamming, toxicity, etc.
Bad
Just so u know this server isn’t affiliated with rockstar
Are u serious man? This is an imani tech vehicle with remote control function. This player is just playing the latest dlc. 😅
Its similar to the rc bandito or rc tank.
bro using the guns on the stx
Yeah, remotely. That's why no players get banned, because people report others who are playing completely legitimate, but the players themselves don't know enough about the game and think there is a hacker.
Wtf
sorry for not knowing so much about the game
All good man. Understandable. Admittedly, it is very huge now. Especially for new players it must be confusing with all those features
Understandable have a nice day
Yeah but I got 2 secondary piles out of 2 warehouses and both were just cash
No secondary targets in the mansion area?
I don’t know any secondary targets in the mansion area and I’m solo
Where are they
Use the cameras you use to scope the main target, i think there is like a north south east and west camera if i rmb correctly. You just hack into one of those and scope out the targets in the rooms in the mansion
Ok
My explanation is kinda trash but i hope you understand it
Ok I’ll try
also, why didnt he use a minigun or a widowmaker
heck even an mg if you ask me

was there always a bonus for putting the wrong upgrades? got like an extra 2k
It's random bonuses that if you put additional parts
reporting in gtao is like talking to a wall
bus
Drunk shenanigans were had
Totally not why I had to catch a bus
This is the aftermath of my drunk ass shenanigans
Boss said I was fired so I caught him with his pants down
@lethal birch @storm mica look at this one above
lmfao
gta racing 

Home sweet home in sandy (vacation)
If you follow the instructions of the customer, u get paid what was promised.
If u go on with your own mods the customer might like it and give you a bonus upto 5k extra ... Or he might not like it and demand 5k from the promised amount....
So if promised is 50k
U could risk and get 55k or 45k
@wooden pebble 
strange because the helicopter never got damaged when leaving for me
Imagine reporting someone because you don't know the latest dlc features

be level 5 in the server
who
Lester is the man himself, who are YOU?
It would appear the title of my last video was a lie, I have returned with yet another starling montage for yall to feast your eyes on. Also, I have now landed myself into badsport so there is a chance in the near future I may upload again but we will just have to wait and see. Hope yall enjoy the video and thanks for watching 👊❤
Huh
How
Why i am able to watch?
Heres a friendly dogfight vs the best pilot on the game himself "Plaxerous". This is only our 2nd ever Starling v B11 merge as he kicked my ass this time 1 year ago. it was great to get the chance to df with such a legend again! Gg plax and I hope yall enjoy the video ✌⚡❤
Thats the one He won against Plax
Starling vs B11
@sinful drift
You able to watch this one?
Nope
Apparently the video contains content from "UMG"
Which is blocked in my region I'm pretty sure
Then im sorry, maybe other Videos on his Channel?
But Sometimes he s doing Random stuff in his Vids, the one i just posted was the best
he seemed to have quit
Yes, but he was the best guy, i have ever played with in a Starling
And his friend Komet-IR is pretty good too
Lazer Pilots are just more advanced, Because they are training for 7 years and Starling Pilots couldnt do this, Because the Starling is quite new compared to the Lazer.
You'll still be as skileld in 3 years tho
But If Pilots would start using the Starling more, the Lazer wouldnt stand any chance
I know Pilots, who are flying the Lazer for 5 years and they arent Even that good
Depends on the Pilot
Plenty of good starling pilots out there
Also plenty of MASTER Starling Pilots out there
Yup, ignorance is bliss i guess
Master Starling Pilots end up losing against decent Lazer Pilots, im not trying to make you Angry, since i really like the Starling aswell, Just saying that, Because i know what im talking about.
I only played Dogfight for Years
Came online got in the Deathmatch and played Pilots
Okay 
Huge Gs to all my crewmates and Broskis featuring in this video. Also gs to all the people who tried to ghost attack me and still got sniped, you guys make it all worth it xD.
Music: Kidnapper by Lexnour License bought on Lexnour4beats.
Edit by: Anubhav
Special credit to Pepsiflyz for being one of the OGs in the starling and for helping me alwa...
Oh look a good starling pilot 👀
Close your eyes kickban 
Sorry im not beefing just find it funny
He s part of Xerevious Crew
He s good, but not very good
His Speed is okay, but his angles looking kinda weird, the Moment he uses the Starling Boost is Timed quite good, but a little bit too long, when he goes down he s a little bit too fast, i know that he was doing this to get the kill faster, i wouldnt recommend doing this tho.
But overall i think that he would lose…
I mean Starling 1vs1 he would beat many Pilots
But his Speed Control, which is good, Dont get me wrong, But not prepared for close stalls, so he would end up turning more than the Lazer Pilot.
A speed Pilot would have some problems with him, but I think with some New Gen Rolls, you can get the Job done, for sure only when the rolls are correctly done, otherwise he would cut into the Rolls.
Sorry but thats all gibberish to me 
Its fine, like i said, i kinda studied that.
I really like watching this, Because one Turn can be deadly and i wanna know what other Pilots do in that Situation.
Lmaoooo
too much colors
Never have too much colours
future shock >
It feels like I’m on ecstasy
lol
Maybe you are
widescreen 
Ultra wide monitor 
looks silly af with the minimap in center

Ultra wide>
Lie we know it's just a random port that will reach up to 4k 60fps in sp 
What kind of “ray tracing” was rockstar talking about tho

And seamless character switching
ghillie based
Chilly 
servers down again gg
nice
Then go play gta london 1969 
MAUS stands for ability, holding together and being nice.
This Crew is not only a GTA Crew its more than that.
Actually its friendship between our members, so we play every game together and upload good gameplay.
Please check out our current partners:
@MetPro SOWC
@cammo_nl
@Endzone
The most gta thing ever.
bruh
I'd buy the shark card
That will make me buy even more shark cards
And promoting the mk2.
lol
Tazed and beat with a baseball bat
Ngl the game was on your side
Idk how he missed the weapon slam twice
He deserved it to be on my side
Also
Skill issue
bruh, i thought cages were patched 
@patent breach

Plz link a video on how to get that cop belt on a shirt....all I could see was on t shirt ....


Butbitbut
All this tshirt
After getting the belt, change the top to shirt? 
I can't put a vest on top shirt

cop belt is black listed
Have you seen the pants that come with the third securoserv preset. It's hideous 
Dk which cop belt you are saying, but the one i have definitely isnt, or my outfit would be yeetedn
but it doesn’t mean it’ll go away
it just means that you can never switch off
or save it
you can merge stuff like the security belt though. prison belt and even the maintenance/utility one.

how did u get it on urs?
i think you’re talking about the gruppe sechs belt
😦
gupe suc
Yep
Crooked cop outfit merge, thats how i got all the mag pouches/belts merged
But crooked cop job was removed

So the vid link i provided earlier should still work 
After getting the gruppe belt, did you change the top to shirt?
The belt is fixed for that specific top 
No you can change it

Thats why you do merge lol
Yea

See how they merged the grupe belt, which i am wearing, to a tshirt
After merge, change top to suspender shirt, and merge the fib tag
can’t do crooked anymore
The one u gots is a grupe or cop belt
Gruppe one
Ah there is a workaround
this too
crooked just doesn’t load up for others
this>
Wait no
yeah that’s gruppe seggs
i dont remberm u int that belt
I then mine is prison gaurd belt
mine this one
Because i have a badge hanging
From belt xD i don't exactly remember which outfit i took that belt from
But its either gruppe or prison gaurd

chaooooooooooo
i go to the pier telescope
after that i dont know how to do this telscope thing


i press e it puts me in the telespce
That is the easiest part
No no you needed to walk away 
Are you trying to merge mask?

i cant walk alway
Fffff i kinda forgot the exact steps of it xD
It has been a long time since i did outfit glitching
nice pic
Not atm
Someone join this lad 
chaoooooooooooooooooo
i ckoked it bad
so i has to try again innit?
like from the very first?
Ckoked
Yep, welcome to glitching 
That's why its rare 
white car saved my life..
chaoooooooooooooooooooooooo
doesnt carry over 
@patent breach

hold me
iamma bouta bust into tears
wtf where did he come from
but why isnt it staying, last i remeber i could freely change my shirt of my fib outfit, lemme check ingame
Ok chao

wat happened
it changes?
yep 
belt gone
they must have done something to all the belts
also i am now even more confused where i got my belt from 
what a great outfit
because this one is not in prison guard or gruppe sechs
also my tag is changing to an IAA one, which i dont remember merging 

I do know I went crazy with outfit merges, i basically tried to fill in every slot with at least matching stuff , without overdoing it
so probably why i merged that iaa tag too 

@wooden pebblehost one for me 
dw, there is always a workaround 

it maybe isnt publicly known yet
also, get a watch
@patent breach 
Found one thing
Transfer glitch
Using 2nd character
But need to be 120 lvl to buy the necessary stuff

Got to 6 lvl
All dis to put on a belt

bruh, 2nd character gets to 120 rank for free 
How
it literally asks you when creating 2nd character, do you want to copy rank 120 from your first character
skip tutorial on 2nd char and it should ask
no 
wish i could remeber where i actually got the belt from tho, then i could tell you
It's already this one is pretty easy
oh you found the belt?
Buy a pair of specific clothes and delete the character and back to main and in jobs u will find those
no no, the badge is from iaa tag
belt is the gun hoslter
so to get theat badge you also need iaa tag
now dont ask me how i got iaa tag because i also dont remember 

my memory is kinda bad 
@lethal birch
How i find those outfits?
resisting the urge to send the neutral face emoji

didnt know he was an option
john
john
If John's ur dad then ur very old
U can make niko ur dad iirc
And Claude

That used to only be an Xbox 360 thing
I thought they changed it to niko
Nah just a time traveler
Nah just a time traveler
or hes been reincarnated
(and in real life)

I use that one as well
The person hosting it set it to owned and pickups
That made it ten times more fun
With just shotguns it’s boring
yep i figured it out
"playlist for killing pedophiles" 
speeeeenn
Who ever isnt doing that is just asking to get fucked
And he’s evading the rockets the wrong way
Smh
venom eddi realidad 🌳 hard
I like this shot a lot
Lool
@deft canyon
Must be a normal bug
Gets orbed inside the sub
What happens if someone orbs u while u're inside the sub?
I have so many questions of what would happen if u get orbed in specific places
I suppose the sub gets destroyed and you get put back to mainland
What about if u're using a godmode van or good explosive resistant vehicle like moc or nightshark?
Not sure about godmode van, but the other 2 will be destroyed

cool 5min journey back to the earth
🤣
you'll just tank the explosion (if you're in the gm van)
Flee
I'm surprised with Owned it's not just explosive spam everywhere
the other team is using picked up weapons 
wouldn't be surprised if they don't even have explosives on them

lmao
Gta 5 is a liberal society
we play in a society
fr fr
🥵
thats so hot
feet
Like you
😊
12 days till e&e 
wow
I can't wait for this seamless character switching on my old hdd 
Can't wait for PC to get jack lol
brooooooo insta character switch, oh ma gawd 
hot hot hot
🙄
its incredible how nobody cares

Okay bozoz#
funny because nobody cares about your video nonetheless
If you don’t care leave 🤷♂️
no
Emotional damage
ancient rome
2 bc
stay unfunny and completely irrelevant
you only have yourself to blame for that
This isn't exactly new
I know but I can share it
yoo sup
It is not forbidden
long time no see
indeed
sup
all g hbu
Im good too 😄
yeah we know. i have 4 extra accounts
join, we boutta bust up vagos as lspd 
but we got it ourselves aint no one gave it to us
I can get the belt inside it's a g thing mission@patent breach
But after I leave the job
like jesus it's a 15$ game
It disappeared
join the invite, im replaying lamar missions 
ohh 
i dont give a shit what you say lmao. no one's gonna give you an account, gonna cry?
why don't you go to work for 2 hours and buy it? jesus
He got the mute for cross-channel spamming and a warn for begging.
nice
ohh so thats where the belt was? DRIP

fr what typa parents couldn't drop 10-15$ on a game lmao
Go to apt and save it
can u enter apartment in a mission?
cant find it
in missions tab
oh nvm
i cound have sowrn it was a martin mission
butbutbut
u cant choose saved outfits from that mission can u?
nope

back to crying
this outfit is pretty good
so close, wtf is the belt disappearing?
dont the vid tell you how to make it stick?

are you by any chance changing the shoes?
hmm, i see.
if it happens, just go to your ceo and change outfits and change back to none.
maybe its cause of the cables
no, i doubt it.
vallllllllllllllace u beeeeeeeeeeeauty
it works
now i shoud start this agin with the proper outfit
i would understand if it was something like mag pouches, since they’re both accessories. (i think)
@patent breach @junior ivy
agent jems
now r* better not take it awway in e and e

x10 more sex appeal

i doubt they will
normally when they patch these glitches there’s always an alternative way to.
Technically speaking, these have been out since the 2nd year of the game.
valace thank u soo much. If it wasnt for u i couldnt have got the belt on 😄


np
i used to do these a lot and i would run into issues with the belts as well. I asked if you changed the shoes because after saving or doing random missions, it would disappear.
no monies for another stx...and not feeling to change this to black
might have to rock with this thang
we need to shoot some pics bruh
two agents 
moobs
@wooden pebble
why is there only one shirt like this tho lmao
😦

Yes!
Wait is that one of short trip missions or one of the older missions?
I haven't really done any of them
its one of the lamar lowrider missions, if yoou have not done them , you should, great cinematics
kind of like diamond missions, but way better story, cuz lamar 
I haven't done them bc I sucked ass at pve but now I don't really have anyone to help
There's how many in total?
8 iirc
8?
Not too bad. Just need to get a helping hand
And that's it right? Just those 8?
some of them need 4 people, thats the real problem
Oh dear
6 of them are 2 people tho
Oh OK thank god
I'll see if I can't finish them all and my last apartment heist this weekend
Just lots more missions and heists left to catch up
Yeh, this game has too much content, if money is no longer your target
have back up
i have this one for when people wanna play dirty. it comes with thermal jet merge.
if you guys want, try getting the Aviation headset
Cake has it, ill set it too
ps3 
Heists was and still is the most thought out and complete update
What was it
hesits
👍
he's enjoying the view

train fight
what?
Yeah, me too. I mean a few high levels have it but mostly people just use machine guns
me
great
one doubt can we do casino hiest infinite times?
i haven't even done it one time (me hosting it)
fbi!!!!!!!!
how?
press f2 while playing
it will record a footage
then go to story mode
and acess r* editor
this is not gta online?
ok
u will understand better
ok sure
All fun n games till a foot chase makes your partner break there foot in them heels
Proof that Xbox has hacks
.
how did i survive this?
gravity
i am so confused lol
i think i didnt even needed that parachute
i was just sliding which kinda reduced the velocity
Huh?
when you were falling you were kinda near to the post
yes thats why i think i didnt needed a parachute
Yay
i got kicked out
Is it literally just a bottle of beer?
better than RP
imagine
My day is ruined.
I got the Ocelot Penetrator, though.
i dont use super cars (most of the time)
I have a problem with collecting cars.
I grind for hours a day only to flush it down the toilet by buying and modifying cars I'll probably not use that much at all.
I dupe cars, sell cars to buy cars 
I have a much more blunt approach, El Rubio's pockets.
me
orange
Can somone send my good video how to trade
search it on youtube yourself?
maybe that works idk
Anyone know any car dupes?
Yt
Blind griefer 
lol

tf, modders can force everyone to come to cayo?
Wouldn't be surprising
not new
That sounds dope
Then they like money drop
gets banned
weed cat
i think it might what the female protagonist of online is portrayed as
like the guy on the top right
i think they’re just meant to be there for the cover
iirc the actual photo it’s based off of isn’t the most appealing
okie found it, Shelby Welinder
she’s not in the game
or any character inspired by her
she’s just there for the cover art
well this is her
“Shelby Welinder is a British-American model and journalist that was born in Los Angeles, California”
@junior ivy yeee.... could be player....but the interior is new
hushh
@snow spear have you by any chance been booted before? if so could help me resolve an issue i’m having.
See behind her
i can’t make out what’s behind
nah
it’s been 4 hours
still can’t connect
😐
i give 2 many lzzz
maybe it’ll fix by tomorrow
honestly, this wouldn’t be an issue if it wasn’t a P2P connection
i’ve been DDoS’d more than i count with my own hands
i don’t get the mentality behind doing it either
it just looks so dirty and stupid, also federally illegal
probably.
“I Am Zues12”
Zeus*
have you run into “Dam1000”
he’ll have you regretting that statement
goated pilot
there probably is one here
he used to be active here
“Aku”
imma get back to Elden Ring, i’ll sort out this connection issue tomorrow
i might make a reddit post if need be
if i wanna play online i gotta use my cellular data
but knowing GTA and P2P connection, it’ll probably consume my data
eat that shit up like a buffet
yeah that’s why i got Souls games lol
i mean, if you like a challenge they’re great
thrown into a world you know nothing of, game doesn’t tell you what to do, and you can only learn from mistakes
great way to serve up a warm fresh dish of gaming
i fell in love instantly with the souls
when i saw that was the purpose
Chivalry 2 a classic
Xbox 360 type beat
unless it was the first one
ok yeah, i played the 1st one
Sheesh
I think she's one of the random encounters you can get near vinewood, I've completely forgot her name
Glitched*
But the resolution
This is who I was talking about
there is a way to get them seperate
but i want to delete my male character
he’s level 446
and my female is at 197
too much popstars, eh?
Anyone know if pc is getting standalone as well?
Yeah
really?
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
time to recreate some division style outfits
well tomorrow
not rn

i usually go after anyone with a 2+
because they’ll always ewo loop
and it funny to see them just do that
i don’t even fire, i just fake strafe
i’ve done it while in a fucking besra
dude still ewo’ing
One of the few Ubisoft games I love
If only GTA had The Division 2 combat

O u got ddoss
. Play in invite lobby
. If at all u play in public...... don't engage tooo Deep into a fight. Just have a little fight and leave
Division 1 I found to be aesthetically better than 2
You guys think we’ll finally get an E&E gameplay trailer tomorrow since the game icons leaked today?
I can’t tell if that’s supposed to be Tuners related or something new
“Ride or Die” is a funny nod to Fast & Furious
Hmmmmmmmm that girl is a depiction of the online female character
Rode or die is a tattoo now available

Every single human in the pic is a online character depiction
I love that we finally have a new cover after 8 years

The 2013 cover is not an accurate depiction of the toxic cesspool that is GTA Online lol

I’ve been trying to get the UFO back tattoo but it’s too rare. I have all the prerequisites tho.
Yup
Yeah that’s when I try it
i have only 2 lol
tribal flower on my arm and rose near the belly for female
and for male it’s also 2,
but just on the arms
no where else

improved the weed cat, glad there is no limit for layers
I refuse to make female cause I can never make them look good

i glitched in order to freeze weather and time, and let me tell you, it still took 3 hours of drinking , passsing out and going back to nightclub to be finally probed by the aliens, its amazing how rare this rng is on the encounter.
i suggest you do the same before ene fixes the time freeze glitch
gonna install gta 5 on the school laptop
@abstract cipher Remember this? Lmao
fish
Yuh

lmao tf happened to him
steps on him
- dies
Lmao
u still on rn]
Modded?
whos that lmao
arson z
@dusky timber @wooden garnet @abstract cipher I have the best cutscene for you all to watch
I was playing more rainbowmizer











